Your Confessions are Shameful
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2024
- I will be Live TONIGHT at: / kwite
Today I looked at more of your awful, unforgivable chat confessions. Confessions which My chat can not be redeemed for. I can't do it on my own anymore so I brought two willing victims (my friends) @BuffPup and @ShiaBun on to suffer alongside me.
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Kwite please let my family out the basement, please, im sorry i said green dosent suit you, forgive me please, i beg of you.
>:D
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
No
Power word: forever box
@@p-__ I saw you say this on another youtuber's comment and I can't remember whom
P.O.V: green hoodie fellow, a bunny and a dog judge you for sins (you are not seeing the gates of heaven)
Underrated comment ngl
If you see a talking green hoodie, bunny, and dog, you're definitely not seeing heaven.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeas a matter of fact youre already in hell in that cass
I thought she was a fox oops 😭😭
I know I'm not going into heaven 😭🙏🏻
To the person who can't tie their shoes: don't worry, I'm with you. I'm 22 now man and I've only figured it out once when I was 14 and then promptly forgot
My mom swears I knew early, but I'm pretty sure it took my until 2nd grade to learn and I don't even do it properly.
I got poo
I'm pretty sure I didn't decide to actually try and learn to tie my shoes until like 7th or 8th grade if not my freshmen year of high school. No shame in it, but it's also not difficult to learn to do if you try.
right, i didn’t know how to tie my shoes until my junior year in highschool 😭😭
im also 22 and only know how to do bunny ears
Buff and Shia not knowing the Lion Turtles from Avatar was like a shot in the heart man. Chat was, understandabley, NOT having it
LITERALLY I FELT THAT SHIT IN MY SOUL
I got poo
what are any of these things
I was straight up fully diagnosed with autism since early childhood but I didn’t remember and nobody ever reminded me or told me for years. Literally my mom told my best friend before she told me 💀💀💀
Real. I was pretty depressed for a 4th grader and my mom didn’t know how i’d take it at the time. I only learned about it 2 years ago
I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was 11 and not only did my parents not tell me, my mom MISREMEMBERED the diagnosis as autism and would separately comment every now and again "you know I think you probably have ADD." Can you guess who I got it from lol
thats crazy 🫗
I played doom eternal on my nieces Xbox Series X with a bluey custom paintjob , and custom painted bluey controller... Shit went crazy.
ngl thats raw asf, that would go hard
GOES. HARD
lacking a father
@@two67ghprojecting
That slug one was crazy because for me it was exact opposite. I went to a friend's house for a sleepover when I was around 5. It was the night after it had rained but we decided to go barefoot in her backyard anyway (because dumb 5 year old brain). I remember I felt a SQUISH, freaked out, felt another SQUISH, and ran inside. I cried so hard when I found out they were slugs.
i literally will never get close to slugs and snails ever
I would amputate my feet after that
me using all of my brainpower trying to remember the name of that studio ghibli movie with ponyo in it
Oh... Oh no.
Let's hope someone who doesn't get the joke doesn't ruin it huh
Isn't it arietti??
@@trashtrash2169no it's arititty
It's called "I Caught A Fish, But Then A Tsunami Hit And She Turned Into A Girl?!"
Dont shame us daddy kwite
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Wtf dude @@p-__
@@WilonaMinaWalker DW about it, this anomaly is nothing more then a bot, just report the spam comment
😭😭😭😭😭
💀💀💀
confession: i was always constipated since young, and still is, and when i didnt take a dump in about one week and a half i would just take the heavy laxatives and drink it like water, i once passed out in the fucking floor because all the water in my body was going into my intestines
confession 2: i would only learn what was the right side and left side when i was studying politics at 12 years old, and when i needed to know which direction it was, i would bring up the political compass on my head and figure it out
(OP I’m sure you’re aware by now so just ignore me but I feel the need to warn others reading this)
Just to anyone reading this: misuse of laxatives even one time can lead to you needing your intestine removed and you having to have a poop bag for the rest of your life.
You can also die.
If you struggle with constipation talk to your doctor.
Ok i haven't watched the vid yet but there is some stuff that not even the CIA could get out of me
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
nah fr 🙏
the fact I know what that comment in the thumbnail is referring to says lots about my character doesn't it
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
i know what it is from too....
Same.
What
It was you wasn't it
back when i thought i was pan (im aro but compallo is real) i solely ID’ed as pan instead of bi because i thought the flag was nicer. in hindsight i should have known i was aro earlier
Pan flag is S tier tbf
literally realized i was aroace bc i looked at the aroace flag and thought it was pretty
16:36 someone put a raw egg in the recycling bin. It was molded.
Nah the slug things kinda real, sadly. I live in a sluggy area, and a LOT of kids would beg to go out in the rain during recess to go fuck with worms and slugs. They DO make a squelchy little pop when you step on them, like a forbidden gusher. I was never into that, though, i was a firecracker-in-anthole kind of kid
Inb4 "why did you firecracker anthills" thought I was making fire ants, don't question 7 year old me
@@divineterabyte5181 wait thats NOT how you make fire ants? (for legal reasons, thats a joke)
@@brockpiano that's what I said! I thought I was cooking up some alchemical fire, turns out I was just the Pol Pot of insectkind
I used to do the flamethrower trick with deodorant to ants. I was an arsonist as a kid(still am tho), what can I say
Am I the only one who didn't torture insects for fun as a kid?? Wtf
i tried to stab my sister when i was like 7-8ish??? i have almost no memory of this but my sister can still remember it very clearly.
so i used to have this little toy construction set in my bedroom closet that had toy tools with it. one of which was a little toy plastic hand saw, and i guess that day i decided to be a little gremlin of a little brother and chase her with it. but from what my sister remembers. i wasn’t holding a toy saw. I WAS HOLDING A PAIR OF SCISSORS. i have no clue how i even got them, i was a very smart baby but i also had autism so even though my sister was crying and screaming, i couldn’t her face and emotions so i just thought she was having fun 😭😭 eventually she locked herself in my parents bedroom and i was banging on the doors for hours to try and get her to come out. no clue where my parents were, i think they were maybe not home???
luckily, me and sister are on good terms nowadays, so i guess there’s finally a good ending in one of these god forsaken confessions lmao
your poor sister dawg, thats even worse than what happened to mari 😭😭
Everytime the editor zooms in on Kwite, Shiabun peeks just over the bottom of the screen and it is so cute I want to squish him
12:05
My confession didn't make it in, so I'll leave it here. In 8th grade, I drew NSFW buff SpongeBob for a friend (I checked before committing) and put it in his senior packet.
I also put clips of hair in almost all of my friends' packets too. I found some extra hair in a baggie while cleaning my room and didn't throw it out for whatever reason.
i was into dream smp content bc the fanfics went so hard but I cant even be that embarrassed because I got into hetalia in 5th grade (2014) and i think it changed me as a person💀
Omg.. same
As they say, pick a struggle damn
15:24 There's no way that's true considering the first oophorectomy ( or ovariohysterectomy, it seems to be used interchangeably) was preformed in 1870. The closest thing I can recall for where you got "We discovered what ovaries look like this year" is that we recently managed to remove the entire uterus and transplanted it successfully. But even then I have no idea where you managed to get that from.
Honestly way cooler! One step closer to synthetic wombs, let's goooo
@@RadikAlice Oh definitely! I forgot to mention that it was a live human transplant as well! Not just mice this time, though if I remember right there was tests with making synthetic wombs for them that was working out pretty well. It's been a few years so you'd have to fact check that last one.
someone in my school lit the toilet on fire
and it was made of metal
no it didnt melt it just started burning
Our last senior prank before they got banned was someone brought chickens and let them run around the school ANDDDD someone made an entire murder scene in a teachers classroom(the students didn’t know the teacher lost their child a week before)…we weren’t allowed to do pranks again
That’s sad and I laughed. Sorry
12:14 I had a fucking aneurism when I saw the aroace flag and hearing Kwite go “sounic the hedhohg”
it's aroace not aro
To the person unable to tie their laces, get elastic ones. Elastic laces are a boyi's best friend.
I confess I ate the last cookie
5:41 to answer that question, it is very common to find plenty of snails/slugs to be roaming about after a rainy day.
I know this because my dad would make me crush snails to protect his garden and I’ve not stopped since
that giant “goldfish” image is actually an image of a carp
I may or may not have already been watching kwite main channel when the notification showed up. (I run to the content 🏃💨)
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
The three of them are giving "mean girls" energy, in a good way oc
I read this as “Your constipations are painful” 😭
ibs:
Exploding phone guy really just said "FRAG OUT!"
the same thing happened to me in the thumbnail except it was too stiff and hard for my fingers to break it and i was so desperate i was asking my mom to get me a spoon to scoop it out of me
OH MY GOD???? MY CONFESSION IS THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL?? (Yes im exposing myself i was like SIX YEARS OLD)
IM THE HOOK UP W SAME NAME AS DAD IM EXPOSING MYSELF TOO CUS BRO IM IN A KWITE VIDEO
how do people really just throw out food bruh
i'm not like low income or anything where all food matters
but how uncertain do you need to be that you won't eat it later that you will go and get it out of the trash to finish eating it, that' whole concept is so crazy to me how ppl are just gonna not eat food that they paid for
Something reminds me of a teen in my high school that put an alive lobster in a toilet
5:35 reminds me of when I randomly came across an ASMR video of someone crushing apple something snail eggs, and they were doing it since the snails are invasive where they live. It was honestly a little disturbing
The autistim one is so relatable! I didn't know i have autism nor that I used to have ADHD I learned it nearly a year ago and it was only because my mom was talking to my new doctor about medical conditions and stuff I had/have. I was thinking I had autism since I had been showing a lot of signs and planing on getting tested, well it does save me wasting my time getting checked for something I do indeed have
My partner's school had to put up a sign begging people to stop jorking it in the bathrooms
I love these confessions videos 😍
Cannot wait for the fanart competition
bro thought he could slip kendrick lamar in the thumbnail 🙏
when i was in first grade my impression of sixth graders were so hardcore for education that they’d bite bits of the classroom chairs off
hiii, i love your vids! they always make my day :D
To the Black Opps 2 guy I feel you I lost mine to the first episode of markipliers fnaf Playlist
we want more chat confessions
OMG, yes
re. slugs: one time i went to a park or campsite or something in poland with my aunt and genuinely there were so many fucking slugs . it was horrifying it was impossible to walk without stepping on any it was the worst trip i’ve ever had
They're all over our garden in the evenings when it's getting warmer😭
I want more chat confessions
OMG, yes
This was surprisingly the most tame of these I’ve seen, guess you wouldn’t really wanna scare away your guests with confessions such as “my sister SA’d me when I was 10”
That confession was terrible
I felt so bad for the poor guy
can confirm this was much more bearable with buffpup and shiabun
forgive me father kwite, for I have sinned
The nut slap one was funny as shit lmfao
6:36 BRO I KNOW WHO SUBMITTED THAT ONE😭
Alright... what the hell is slug job?
The way i GASPED when i heard N’s room theme in b/w2 at 19:00 😭 i love ur editor
5:34 this is not a gold fish, it is a carp. Goldfish only grow to be about two feet. This is the 2nd largest carp of its kind to be caught as of currently.
LMAO THIS IS AMAZING (i was kinda surprised someone mentioned tmnt- not surprised it was about having a crush for a character lol)
awwww man I didn’t know there was a confession stream :[ i had a good one
The guy with the femboy is living my dream LMFAOOO my bf would laugh so hard if we were playing games and he found out i was getting under the desk support
I feel that once person about the autism thing. Never got properly diagnosed, but my mom took a class on it (had to as she is an elementary school teacher) and the moment the class was done she turned to me. Not my older sister. Just me and said “I’m pretty sure, MyName is autistic” which gave me physic damage. And when I revealed this to my friends they were all like “yeah, checks out”. Worse yet, over a year later I was rambling to my friends about some fandom I’m in (but not anything like THAT in a fandom, I think it was about all the batshit stuff that happens in the show?) and she said to me out of nowhere “you ever thought about going to therapy?” So yeah, big oofs and I feel ya there
some idiots in my middle school stuck a penny in an outlet and scorched the whole wall
11:35 that is so accurate. my grandma is Puerto Rican and her stares are evil.
14:48 that’s so real actually. like every time i talk to my mom about something i think i have she’s like “yeah i know. we’ve known that for years.” like why’d you not tell me???
4:22 that last sentence at least sounds like the most sane Distractible listener
nah cause @ that person who couldnt tie their shoes: SAME. i am NOT good with knots (which is very inconvenient as im trying to learn how to crochet/possibly knit) and i maybe knew how to tie my shoes ONE TIME and i was so excited when i figured it out... and then forgot again. anyway nowadays i just wear slip on shoes and i never want to go back, absolute blessing of a shoe type.
edit: forgot to say that im 20, about to be 21 in... wow, just under 2 weeks ew
9:37 bro is living the life
Ngl hearing abt the middle school fire made me remember when I was walking past the bathroom and heard “it’s gonna blow!” Before i saw smoke and speed walked away from there….they blew up the hand dryer
I can’t figure out what north, south, east and west are at all. If I don’t have a compass, I’m basically screwed.
BABY WAKE UP KWITE POSTED AGAIN
I was 18 and got tested, and I had autism, told everyone basically same thing but instead of “we already know” it was “that makes so much sense!”
kwites hatred for homestuck and hetalia is so funny because im a huge fan of both of those and ive watches him for years lmfao
i fell asleep in english class once and i woke up with a massive nose bleed that just wouldnt stop and there was a large pool of blood on the floor minimum 2 ft wide, went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper, paper tower and the sink was broken so i just sat there dripping blood into the toilet until a teacher followed the blood trail to the bathroom to check on me, had to go to the hospital to get it cauterized and it turns out the janitor just forgot to clean the stall so there was a rumor going around for a few weeks that somebody must have gotten brutally jumped in that bathroom because there was blood EVERYWHERE, hands were covered, face was covered, shirt was covered and since my hands were covered everything that i touched was bloody. the blood loss had me on the very edge of passing out
Can you do more chat confessions?
I just finished watching your videos about Rule 34 comments. Yet somehow I KNOW these confessions will be worse and I dread what I’m about to watch 😭
yknow what the thumbnails is efficient
19:29 just her face with the gun shots oh lord 😭🤚
I struggle to read analog clocks. I didn’t know how to read them until year 9, because they where the only clocks we had at school.
that thumbnail is relatable
I screamed because of the thumbnail 💀
I love Keith’s videos
Dear god
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
theres more!
@@redsucksatstuff * looks in disbelief * noooo
@@p-__ shut up
Pfp perfectly synched
13:41 I would just like to say, I claim this one. I'm very proud of my weirdness making it into a kwite video, a true honor.
I'm so curious about the slugjob but apparently it's also a term in finance so I can't find it
Just add in “urban dictionary” at the end that should work
I think they're talking about the micro slugs with the fragile shells that are always found in playground sand, regular sand, and dirt around houses. They're fairly common and easy to miss. You may believe you stepped on a leaf but it could infact have been one of these types of micro slug. (If that's what they're talking about)
Buffpup and kwite being friends makes so much sense
3:25 me doing the same thing but instead of genshin impact im talking to horror and murder themed bots:
I LOVE YOU
Gaaaaaayyyyy (me too)
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
"I love you, I love you, I love you"
Nothing There
So real
(Reference) oh my fucking god paraSOCIALLL you need to LOG OFFFF jesus christ
i love it when kwite hangs out with other vtubers bc you just get cute anime characters and then a green guy
You should do a video game soundtrack tier list
14:30 I remember taking an ADHD test and getting to bored I just started chewing on my fingers…
I think we don't need to ask if you "passed" the ADHD test lol
You are the only thing keeping me afloat at this point, after the dreaded slugjob. I saw that while on 50/50 and it was to this day, the only thing on there that disgusted me
Accidentally swallowed gum to this video
daddy kwite please i'm begging you let me out of the basement i've been surviving off of corn water and chewing on wood, the rats are speaking to me please help
🐀🐀🐀
7:56 ok so it took me a long time to learn to tie my shoes, and I literally learned by memorizing the spongebob song about tying shoes. I still think it whenever i have to tie shoes. (I am 22 years old) (and autistic but it just be like that)
If you don't at least _get the mindset_ of the thumbnail guy, you've never felt how much it hurts to be constipated.
14:33 ironically enough, everyone around me seems to think i have autism and adhd. i've been told several times i should get checked for them
the way I'm wearing the same glasses that buff has on her vmodel
1:04 he puts his model above them so he can cope with being short
10:40 According to Urban Dictionary, this move is called The Chidori. It would seem as tho the person who did it missed the most vital step. And I am certain of this because any Kwite fan would know what Naruto is and make sure to put in that detail.
Billy bolly boo, Puerto Rican scary stare has been given to you
i need the Kwite and T9 collab
A few years ago I would always stay up past my bed time to the late hours of the night. And of course during those nights of me binge watching anime and Social medias, staring at walls and hugging my plushies; pretending they were Armin from AOT, I would have to eventually use the rest room. I started going off to the bathroom late at night all the time and it eventually got the attention of my parents. They started suspecting and accusing me of going on my phone past my bed time and I knew I plan something out. I knew if this cycle continued then they would ground me and that was the last thing I wanted. So instead of simply going to bed earlier and waking in the morning to finish my business, I instead got a bowl from the kitten commonly used for eating and used it as a piss bowl. I would place it there in my bed room and whenever my bladder was talkin, I would let out right there into the kitchen bowl and rested it under my dresser for no one to see. When eventually the sun rose, I waited for everyone to be out of the way and sneak myself and the piss bowl into the bathroom and drain it out there in the toilet. And of course instead of me throwing away the bowl like a sane person, I instead would wash it out profoundly and place it right back there in the kitchens plate and bowl cabinet. I don’t remember which exact bowl it was. All I remember that it was one of our blue ones. So till this day every time I see one of my family member eat of one of those blue bowls, I would always feel guilty that they possibly ate that moment was eating out my piss bowl.