Your Confessions are Shameful
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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Today I looked at more of your awful, unforgivable chat confessions. Confessions which My chat can not be redeemed for. I can't do it on my own anymore so I brought two willing victims (my friends) @Buffpup and @ShiaBun on to suffer alongside me.
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Kwite please let my family out the basement, please, im sorry i said green dosent suit you, forgive me please, i beg of you.
>:D
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
No
Power word: forever box
@@p-__ I saw you say this on another youtuber's comment and I can't remember whom
P.O.V: green hoodie fellow, a bunny and a dog judge you for sins (you are not seeing the gates of heaven)
Underrated comment ngl
If you see a talking green hoodie, bunny, and dog, you're definitely not seeing heaven.
@@7792pnaurfras a matter of fact youre already in hell in that cass
I thought she was a fox oops 😭😭
I know I'm not going into heaven 😭🙏🏻
Buff and Shia not knowing the Lion Turtles from Avatar was like a shot in the heart man. Chat was, understandabley, NOT having it
LITERALLY I FELT THAT SHIT IN MY SOUL
I got poo
what are any of these things
AKIO???????
To the person who can't tie their shoes: don't worry, I'm with you. I'm 22 now man and I've only figured it out once when I was 14 and then promptly forgot
My mom swears I knew early, but I'm pretty sure it took my until 2nd grade to learn and I don't even do it properly.
I got poo
I'm pretty sure I didn't decide to actually try and learn to tie my shoes until like 7th or 8th grade if not my freshmen year of high school. No shame in it, but it's also not difficult to learn to do if you try.
right, i didn’t know how to tie my shoes until my junior year in highschool 😭😭
im also 22 and only know how to do bunny ears
I was straight up fully diagnosed with autism since early childhood but I didn’t remember and nobody ever reminded me or told me for years. Literally my mom told my best friend before she told me 💀💀💀
Real. I was pretty depressed for a 4th grader and my mom didn’t know how i’d take it at the time. I only learned about it 2 years ago
I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was 11 and not only did my parents not tell me, my mom MISREMEMBERED the diagnosis as autism and would separately comment every now and again "you know I think you probably have ADD." Can you guess who I got it from lol
thats crazy 🫗
same thing but with a physical disability 💀 it wasn’t until i had a mental breakdown because i thought there was something seriously wrong with me because i couldn’t play soccer that my mom finally told me
That slug one was crazy because for me it was exact opposite. I went to a friend's house for a sleepover when I was around 5. It was the night after it had rained but we decided to go barefoot in her backyard anyway (because dumb 5 year old brain). I remember I felt a SQUISH, freaked out, felt another SQUISH, and ran inside. I cried so hard when I found out they were slugs.
i literally will never get close to slugs and snails ever
I would amputate my feet after that
Stepped on a slug once and somehow developed a fear of slugs snails and earthworms. Even seeing one will make me want to vomit
I have a similar story, I was playing in the backyard with my brother and we played with the water hose, making everything muddy. I found a worm and thought it would be funny to squish it, but I swore I heard it scream because I freaked out and ran into my house. I also stepped on a frog my accident at a church camp and even ground it into the ground before I realized it was there
THIS WAS ME, OMG 😭 Except it was a snail, and the CRUNCH was louder than the squish, looked down and was *traumatized,* now I leave, like a foot of space whenever I pass one, just to be careful
I played doom eternal on my nieces Xbox Series X with a bluey custom paintjob , and custom painted bluey controller... Shit went crazy.
ngl thats raw asf, that would go hard
GOES. HARD
lacking a father
@@two67ghprojecting
@@two67gh cringe
me using all of my brainpower trying to remember the name of that studio ghibli movie with ponyo in it
Oh... Oh no.
Let's hope someone who doesn't get the joke doesn't ruin it huh
Isn't it arietti??
@@trashtrash2169no it's arititty
It's called "I Caught A Fish, But Then A Tsunami Hit And She Turned Into A Girl?!"
confession: i was always constipated since young, and still is, and when i didnt take a dump in about one week and a half i would just take the heavy laxatives and drink it like water, i once passed out in the fucking floor because all the water in my body was going into my intestines
confession 2: i would only learn what was the right side and left side when i was studying politics at 12 years old, and when i needed to know which direction it was, i would bring up the political compass on my head and figure it out
(OP I’m sure you’re aware by now so just ignore me but I feel the need to warn others reading this)
Just to anyone reading this: misuse of laxatives even one time can lead to you needing your intestine removed and you having to have a poop bag for the rest of your life.
You can also die.
If you struggle with constipation talk to your doctor.
Bro (when i'm gaming with him): im not a shitter just let me cook!!
Also Bro:
@@voidface8827Holy FUCK 😭
Dont shame us daddy kwite
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Wtf dude @@p-__
@@WilonaMinaWalker DW about it, this anomaly is nothing more then a bot, just report the spam comment
😭😭😭😭😭
💀💀💀
the fact I know what that comment in the thumbnail is referring to says lots about my character doesn't it
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
i know what it is from too....
Same.
What
It was you wasn't it
This was surprisingly the most tame of these I’ve seen, guess you wouldn’t really wanna scare away your guests with confessions such as “my sister SA’d me when I was 10”
That confession was terrible
I felt so bad for the poor guy
Ok i haven't watched the vid yet but there is some stuff that not even the CIA could get out of me
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
nah fr 🙏
1:04 he puts his model above them so he can cope with being short
back when i thought i was pan (im aro but compallo is real) i solely ID’ed as pan instead of bi because i thought the flag was nicer. in hindsight i should have known i was aro earlier
Pan flag is S tier tbf
literally realized i was aroace bc i looked at the aroace flag and thought it was pretty
My confession didn't make it in, so I'll leave it here. In 8th grade, I drew NSFW buff SpongeBob for a friend (I checked before committing) and put it in his senior packet.
I also put clips of hair in almost all of my friends' packets too. I found some extra hair in a baggie while cleaning my room and didn't throw it out for whatever reason.
15:24 There's no way that's true considering the first oophorectomy ( or ovariohysterectomy, it seems to be used interchangeably) was preformed in 1870. The closest thing I can recall for where you got "We discovered what ovaries look like this year" is that we recently managed to remove the entire uterus and transplanted it successfully. But even then I have no idea where you managed to get that from.
Honestly way cooler! One step closer to synthetic wombs, let's goooo
@@RadikaRules Oh definitely! I forgot to mention that it was a live human transplant as well! Not just mice this time, though if I remember right there was tests with making synthetic wombs for them that was working out pretty well. It's been a few years so you'd have to fact check that last one.
They were probably referring to the cellular map of human ovaries that was recently created, which gave us an atlas for creating artificial prosthetics. But they misunderstood that the "map" of the ovaries was not literally, "we just glanced at it for the first time, this is what it looks like!" but an actual blueprint to recreate the organ. Realistically, we have known what every organ looks like for as long as there's been corpses.
Everytime the editor zooms in on Kwite, Shiabun peeks just over the bottom of the screen and it is so cute I want to squish him
12:05
Nah the slug things kinda real, sadly. I live in a sluggy area, and a LOT of kids would beg to go out in the rain during recess to go fuck with worms and slugs. They DO make a squelchy little pop when you step on them, like a forbidden gusher. I was never into that, though, i was a firecracker-in-anthole kind of kid
Inb4 "why did you firecracker anthills" thought I was making fire ants, don't question 7 year old me
@@divineterabyte5181 wait thats NOT how you make fire ants? (for legal reasons, thats a joke)
@@brockpiano that's what I said! I thought I was cooking up some alchemical fire, turns out I was just the Pol Pot of insectkind
I used to do the flamethrower trick with deodorant to ants. I was an arsonist as a kid(still am tho), what can I say
Am I the only one who didn't torture insects for fun as a kid?? Wtf
Our last senior prank before they got banned was someone brought chickens and let them run around the school ANDDDD someone made an entire murder scene in a teachers classroom(the students didn’t know the teacher lost their child a week before)…we weren’t allowed to do pranks again
That’s sad and I laughed. Sorry
To the person unable to tie their laces, get elastic ones. Elastic laces are a boyi's best friend.
i tried to stab my sister when i was like 7-8ish??? i have almost no memory of this but my sister can still remember it very clearly.
so i used to have this little toy construction set in my bedroom closet that had toy tools with it. one of which was a little toy plastic hand saw, and i guess that day i decided to be a little gremlin of a little brother and chase her with it. but from what my sister remembers. i wasn’t holding a toy saw. I WAS HOLDING A PAIR OF SCISSORS. i have no clue how i even got them, i was a very smart baby but i also had autism so even though my sister was crying and screaming, i couldn’t her face and emotions so i just thought she was having fun 😭😭 eventually she locked herself in my parents bedroom and i was banging on the doors for hours to try and get her to come out. no clue where my parents were, i think they were maybe not home???
luckily, me and sister are on good terms nowadays, so i guess there’s finally a good ending in one of these god forsaken confessions lmao
@@manofmanynames_ three things.
1. FACTUALLY INCORRECT
2. did you just compare a real-life event about me almost stabbing my sister to fucking omori????
3. i would have replied to this months earlier but i was so astounded by your statement that i didnt have enough willpower to respond and eventually forgot it. but i just remembered your reply and i felt i was strong enough now to address it. yet i am still astounded and befuddled just like four months prior.
16:36 someone put a raw egg in the recycling bin. It was molded.
5:41 to answer that question, it is very common to find plenty of snails/slugs to be roaming about after a rainy day.
I know this because my dad would make me crush snails to protect his garden and I’ve not stopped since
A few years ago I would always stay up past my bed time to the late hours of the night. And of course during those nights of me binge watching anime and Social medias, staring at walls and hugging my plushies; pretending they were Armin from AOT, I would have to eventually use the rest room. I started going off to the bathroom late at night all the time and it eventually got the attention of my parents. They started suspecting and accusing me of going on my phone past my bed time and I knew I plan something out. I knew if this cycle continued then they would ground me and that was the last thing I wanted. So instead of simply going to bed earlier and waking in the morning to finish my business, I instead got a bowl from the kitten commonly used for eating and used it as a piss bowl. I would place it there in my bed room and whenever my bladder was talkin, I would let out right there into the kitchen bowl and rested it under my dresser for no one to see. When eventually the sun rose, I waited for everyone to be out of the way and sneak myself and the piss bowl into the bathroom and drain it out there in the toilet. And of course instead of me throwing away the bowl like a sane person, I instead would wash it out profoundly and place it right back there in the kitchens plate and bowl cabinet. I don’t remember which exact bowl it was. All I remember that it was one of our blue ones. So till this day every time I see one of my family member eat of one of those blue bowls, I would always feel guilty that they possibly ate that moment was eating out my piss bowl.
i was into dream smp content bc the fanfics went so hard but I cant even be that embarrassed because I got into hetalia in 5th grade (2014) and i think it changed me as a person💀
Omg.. same
As they say, pick a struggle damn
ok yeah some of the fics were fire
I’m so sorry that you were in the Hetalia fandom. Nobody deserves that.
@@stonks3507The Hetalia fandom dropped me into the Countryhumans fandom
I am a survivor 👽
KWITE DROP ANOTHER CONFESSION FORM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I confess I ate the last cookie
someone in my school lit the toilet on fire
and it was made of metal
no it didnt melt it just started burning
when im mad at my mom i do chores and make food for my younger brother because in one of her many mental breakdowns i overheard she told someone she feels like a failure of a mother when anyone else does those things for her.
when i was in first grade my impression of sixth graders were so hardcore for education that they’d bite bits of the classroom chairs off
12:14 I had a fucking aneurism when I saw the aroace flag and hearing Kwite go “sounic the hedhohg”
it's aroace not aro
that giant “goldfish” image is actually an image of a carp
I may or may not have already been watching kwite main channel when the notification showed up. (I run to the content 🏃💨)
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
OH MY GOD???? MY CONFESSION IS THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL?? (Yes im exposing myself i was like SIX YEARS OLD)
IM THE HOOK UP W SAME NAME AS DAD IM EXPOSING MYSELF TOO CUS BRO IM IN A KWITE VIDEO
how do people really just throw out food bruh
i'm not like low income or anything where all food matters
but how uncertain do you need to be that you won't eat it later that you will go and get it out of the trash to finish eating it, that' whole concept is so crazy to me how ppl are just gonna not eat food that they paid for
5:35 reminds me of when I randomly came across an ASMR video of someone crushing apple something snail eggs, and they were doing it since the snails are invasive where they live. It was honestly a little disturbing
The autistim one is so relatable! I didn't know i have autism nor that I used to have ADHD I learned it nearly a year ago and it was only because my mom was talking to my new doctor about medical conditions and stuff I had/have. I was thinking I had autism since I had been showing a lot of signs and planing on getting tested, well it does save me wasting my time getting checked for something I do indeed have
To the Black Opps 2 guy I feel you I lost mine to the first episode of markipliers fnaf Playlist
Exploding phone guy really just said "FRAG OUT!"
some idiots in my middle school stuck a penny in an outlet and scorched the whole wall
i fell asleep in english class once and i woke up with a massive nose bleed that just wouldnt stop and there was a large pool of blood on the floor minimum 2 ft wide, went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper, paper tower and the sink was broken so i just sat there dripping blood into the toilet until a teacher followed the blood trail to the bathroom to check on me, had to go to the hospital to get it cauterized and it turns out the janitor just forgot to clean the stall so there was a rumor going around for a few weeks that somebody must have gotten brutally jumped in that bathroom because there was blood EVERYWHERE, hands were covered, face was covered, shirt was covered and since my hands were covered everything that i touched was bloody. the blood loss had me on the very edge of passing out
The way i GASPED when i heard N’s room theme in b/w2 at 19:00 😭 i love ur editor
Cannot wait for the fanart competition
5:34 this is not a gold fish, it is a carp. Goldfish only grow to be about two feet. This is the 2nd largest carp of its kind to be caught as of currently.
the same thing happened to me in the thumbnail except it was too stiff and hard for my fingers to break it and i was so desperate i was asking my mom to get me a spoon to scoop it out of me
16:25 Our senior prank was two staged, in the first step almost all the seniors went out to the fields and just started having a party with foods drinks and water balloons, while the majority of authority figures were there watching the rest of us snuck around and started oiling the stairs in every building. Once we were done we assimilated into the party and when the bells rang we all went directly to the senuir parking and waited to see what happened, long story short alot of people got hurt and we never got caught(the cameras never worked and we all knew it) the police got involved but they never suspected any seniors since we were all literally being watched by the school cop, the principals and the coaches.
LMAO THIS IS AMAZING (i was kinda surprised someone mentioned tmnt- not surprised it was about having a crush for a character lol)
I was 18 and got tested, and I had autism, told everyone basically same thing but instead of “we already know” it was “that makes so much sense!”
4:22 that last sentence at least sounds like the most sane Distractible listener
Something reminds me of a teen in my high school that put an alive lobster in a toilet
I love these confessions videos 😍
re. slugs: one time i went to a park or campsite or something in poland with my aunt and genuinely there were so many fucking slugs . it was horrifying it was impossible to walk without stepping on any it was the worst trip i’ve ever had
They're all over our garden in the evenings when it's getting warmer😭
15:45
At my school, someone ACTUALLY smeared their shit all over the boys bathroom walls. No one still knows who it was. 😭😭
The nut slap one was funny as shit lmfao
The three of them are giving "mean girls" energy, in a good way oc
8:49 This is very true, I worked at McDonald's during senior year and the summer before I moved for college and I try my best not to go there because of what I've seen. It was fine for the most part, it was more the fact everyone was vaping right there in the kitchen, one manager would even blow her vape smoke into food sometimes
I feel that once person about the autism thing. Never got properly diagnosed, but my mom took a class on it (had to as she is an elementary school teacher) and the moment the class was done she turned to me. Not my older sister. Just me and said “I’m pretty sure, MyName is autistic” which gave me physic damage. And when I revealed this to my friends they were all like “yeah, checks out”. Worse yet, over a year later I was rambling to my friends about some fandom I’m in (but not anything like THAT in a fandom, I think it was about all the batshit stuff that happens in the show?) and she said to me out of nowhere “you ever thought about going to therapy?” So yeah, big oofs and I feel ya there
They said "Ponyo the fish, from that one studio Ghibli movie." BRO ITS HER NAME???? 😭
15:25 they knew that shit in ancient egypt
bro thought he could slip kendrick lamar in the thumbnail 🙏
My partner's school had to put up a sign begging people to stop jorking it in the bathrooms
Ngl hearing abt the middle school fire made me remember when I was walking past the bathroom and heard “it’s gonna blow!” Before i saw smoke and speed walked away from there….they blew up the hand dryer
forgive me father kwite, for I have sinned
19:29 just her face with the gun shots oh lord 😭🤚
I LOVE YOU
Gaaaaaayyyyy (me too)
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
"I love you, I love you, I love you"
Nothing There
So real
(Reference) oh my fucking god paraSOCIALLL you need to LOG OFFFF jesus christ
we want more chat confessions
OMG, yes
BABY WAKE UP KWITE POSTED AGAIN
the cheating with a femboy one is INSANITY
2:53 RIGHT WHEN I WAS BITING MY NAILS.
If you don't at least _get the mindset_ of the thumbnail guy, you've never felt how much it hurts to be constipated.
15:45 this reminds me of my middle school experience. I went to a magnet school that specialized in aerospace/rocketry. Two of my best friends got kicked out for trying to light model rocket motors in the bathroom 😂
9:37 bro is living the life
Yes he is lol
15:55 I actually have a similar experience. One time in Highschool (well, the equivalent of Highschool), one of the bathrooms was closed because someone insulted some random girl by *writing an insult on the wall with shit.* Do they just shit in their hands for this?
I never watched the DSMP outside of like two Slimecicle videos but to this day I still listen to Derivakat's DSMP songs, theyre bangers
14:48 that’s so real actually. like every time i talk to my mom about something i think i have she’s like “yeah i know. we’ve known that for years.” like why’d you not tell me???
I can’t figure out what north, south, east and west are at all. If I don’t have a compass, I’m basically screwed.
hiii, i love your vids! they always make my day :D
nah cause @ that person who couldnt tie their shoes: SAME. i am NOT good with knots (which is very inconvenient as im trying to learn how to crochet/possibly knit) and i maybe knew how to tie my shoes ONE TIME and i was so excited when i figured it out... and then forgot again. anyway nowadays i just wear slip on shoes and i never want to go back, absolute blessing of a shoe type.
edit: forgot to say that im 20, about to be 21 in... wow, just under 2 weeks ew
im gonna put a confession here for funsies:
as a kid, my ex stepdad and my mom were in a band. one of the bandmates had 3 kids, 2 were my little sibling and i's age. the middle kid, we'll call him B, was around the age of my little sibling, and his older sister, A, was my age. B was hyper beyond comprehension. our house would be nearly trashed by the time the adults were done with band practice. my little sibling had one of those red pull-wagons, and 2 people could sit in it and sort of drive it around the house by pushing off of walls and with your legs. me and A were riding the wagon around the house, and we take it thru the door that leads to our patio. we end up taking a drop as we went thru the doorway, and we ended up crashing the wagon through the screen of the patio.
me and A in a quick moment of thinking, blamed B when we were asked about it, and B's dad was saying how he'd make him fix it. nobody ever fixed it, later on hurricanes messed up the rest of it. nobody ever told the truth and it's about 10 years later. i have no contact at all with those old bandmates of my parents, or their kids.
15:54 this happened so much in my high school that they had to completely shut down the bathroom for an entire year
10:40 According to Urban Dictionary, this move is called The Chidori. It would seem as tho the person who did it missed the most vital step. And I am certain of this because any Kwite fan would know what Naruto is and make sure to put in that detail.
10:40 they call that move the Black Flash
2:23 isn't this a major plot point of jjk
I’m like 4 months late to this but it’s actually a finger, not a toe
9:24 Peak bromance.
3:33 This sounds like an execution
11:35 that is so accurate. my grandma is Puerto Rican and her stares are evil.
can confirm this was much more bearable with buffpup and shiabun
When I told my cousin I was autistic, she said “that explains a lot” 😭😭😭
15:53 I KNOW ABOUT THIS!!! I LITERALLY REMEMBER HAVING A WHOLE ENTIRE SCOLDING IN MY CLASS BECAUSE NOBODY ADMITTED IT!!! LIKE NOBODY CONFESSED!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The three of them laughing at the first one was threatening
awwww man I didn’t know there was a confession stream :[ i had a good one
I think they're talking about the micro slugs with the fragile shells that are always found in playground sand, regular sand, and dirt around houses. They're fairly common and easy to miss. You may believe you stepped on a leaf but it could infact have been one of these types of micro slug. (If that's what they're talking about)
I just finished watching your videos about Rule 34 comments. Yet somehow I KNOW these confessions will be worse and I dread what I’m about to watch 😭
i love it when kwite hangs out with other vtubers bc you just get cute anime characters and then a green guy
I want more chat confessions
OMG, yes
7:56 ok so it took me a long time to learn to tie my shoes, and I literally learned by memorizing the spongebob song about tying shoes. I still think it whenever i have to tie shoes. (I am 22 years old) (and autistic but it just be like that)
to the one who can't tie their shoes, honestly same. my uncle had to teach me what he calls the "bunny ears" method, and its the only was i can tie my shoes to this day and i'm 20 lol. its basically just: tie laces in a knot, fold both laces into bunny ear shaped loops, and tie the bunny ears in the same knot. looks pretty legit too.
3:25 me doing the same thing but instead of genshin impact im talking to horror and murder themed bots:
10:42 I like to imagine he yelled "SEMEN SLAP!" before doing this
daddy kwite please i'm begging you let me out of the basement i've been surviving off of corn water and chewing on wood, the rats are speaking to me please help
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