Guilty Gear Xrd: Bedman English Voices (Battle quotes)

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  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil Рік тому +620

    Bedman: Entire 20-page essay in proper MLA format with citations on why you suck balls at fighting.
    Bed: MGGK KRAKK BKAAK GRAAH KSSHHKK GMMM BRRRKK KRRRBBBRRBRBR

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 Рік тому +638

    0:26 Everyone who is unaware, please note that this is his line where he's reacting to May's instant kill move where her crew is about to literally fire him out of a cannon.
    "Please don't fire me out of this cannon, I know that doing so would see you obtaining victory but please consider that it would be really inconvenient for me to have to walk back."

  • @jacketbomb
    @jacketbomb Рік тому +582

    4:27 I like how it goes from so cute to flat out reading out someone's ip in a cod lobby

    • @liamdrummond9137
      @liamdrummond9137 Рік тому +125

      Took a few listens before I realized he was reading off Pi

    • @sonario0074
      @sonario0074 Рік тому +33

      That is definitely something he's do.

    • @stutterjones1821
      @stutterjones1821 Рік тому +46

      How I talk to my kitten vs How I talk to my parole officer

    • @jokhard8137
      @jokhard8137 9 місяців тому +16

      @@liamdrummond9137 After 3.14, it's safe to assume whatever's being listed is the Pi

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 2 роки тому +611

    For someone who’s asleep, he sure talks a lot.

    • @Inkastar-tz8yd
      @Inkastar-tz8yd 2 роки тому

      if he wakes up his brain kills itself

    • @Gep_05
      @Gep_05 Рік тому +29

      Just like my roommate

  • @sacredeight
    @sacredeight 2 роки тому +487

    You can just tell Yuri Lowenthal must have had so much fun playing against his usual type

  • @b0_me0w
    @b0_me0w 7 місяців тому +102

    1:52 “good BYE.” 🙄🙄🙄

  • @SOJITZL
    @SOJITZL 3 роки тому +655

    2:24 the genuine audacity he is reacting to

  • @erdtroll7010
    @erdtroll7010 Рік тому +240

    4:08 this cracks me up for some reason. He did not expect this at all but is still positively surprised

  • @morgan.m3066
    @morgan.m3066 3 роки тому +386

    1:44 damn dude

  • @MrBusby308
    @MrBusby308 3 роки тому +470

    Literally one of the best shit talkers I’ve seen in a fighting game in awhile 😩😩😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @CopperFromTheTable
    @CopperFromTheTable 9 місяців тому +45

    3:38 ill need this later

  • @scrums4748
    @scrums4748 3 роки тому +343

    the way he talks is so satisfying

    • @Muddy-Goldfish72
      @Muddy-Goldfish72 8 місяців тому +12

      Right?? I love when people talk like this. They sound so smart and sophisticated!

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 8 місяців тому +25

      ​@@Muddy-Goldfish72He's so obnoxious but I love him for it

  • @leredwarrior6941
    @leredwarrior6941 6 місяців тому +36

    2:24 "how could i fall asleep in a drea- what???"
    So real

  • @spaalonebabuguuscooties
    @spaalonebabuguuscooties 11 місяців тому +178

    3:43 quite possibly the best voice line from any game ever

  • @omnispork12
    @omnispork12 Рік тому +99

    3:45 really like this one.

    • @Omnio56
      @Omnio56 5 місяців тому +5

      Hey it's me.

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 Рік тому +157

    Here's hoping some of all this awesome personality can still be seen in the haunting of his bed in strive

    • @choking1668
      @choking1668 Рік тому +69

      Bro be roasting people in morse code now

    • @teodagreat
      @teodagreat Рік тому +26

      I wish dude. That was my favorite part of his character

    • @choking1668
      @choking1668 Рік тому +25

      @@teodagreat maybe someday a nerd would find it hella funny to open up a morse code translator and make a whole mod for it… But ngl seems like alot of work so probs not.

    • @teodagreat
      @teodagreat Рік тому +1

      That sounds amazing

  • @ayepotamono3442
    @ayepotamono3442 Рік тому +77

    i apreciate the irony in putting "predictability is so reassuring" right next to "WOO SHOCKING!"

  • @genericbonk
    @genericbonk 10 місяців тому +96

    5:22 playing bedman copypasta

  • @DungEnjoyerr
    @DungEnjoyerr 8 місяців тому +31

    "Your best isn't good it isn't even okay" is CRAZY

  • @mossballus
    @mossballus Рік тому +94

    The way he says "huH?" at 4:16 gets me

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 8 місяців тому +11

      He reminds me of a cat

    • @thiaralovesu
      @thiaralovesu 3 місяці тому +5

      he's so fucking funny i cant I LOVE HIM

  • @cheezekeke3951
    @cheezekeke3951 Рік тому +128

    we have a pretty thin line between "the most likely outcome of this event would be that I crush your body seeing as your IQ level would not be enough to withstand my strategy and my abilities" and "[ROBOTIC GRUNTING]"

  • @JoNassRasierer
    @JoNassRasierer Рік тому +120

    3:02 "you can't replace Delilah."
    where was this?

    • @alfredogrande413
      @alfredogrande413 Рік тому +64

      I think it's elphelt instakill on him

    • @JoNassRasierer
      @JoNassRasierer Рік тому +49

      @@alfredogrande413 crazy foreshadow. I don't think she got named in Xrd anywhere else.

    • @tire_iron488
      @tire_iron488 Рік тому +14

      @@JoNassRasierer she's seen after bedman's death kinda

    • @scarletrosekat9444
      @scarletrosekat9444 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@JoNassRasierer she was mentioned in story mode

  • @guiltygearnerd
    @guiltygearnerd Рік тому +81

    His voice is so nice to listen to I wanna hear him read me a bed time story

  • @nursehellamusic
    @nursehellamusic 10 місяців тому +23

    2:55 - Death the Kid would be proud.

  • @haikei888
    @haikei888 Рік тому +44

    He is doing a 100% speedrun of a conversation

  • @starryknight5555
    @starryknight5555 7 місяців тому +26

    i love yapman

    • @Inactiveacc1201
      @Inactiveacc1201 6 місяців тому +12

      went to yap town, people said he was the mayor

  • @cqstlupin6074
    @cqstlupin6074 2 роки тому +140

    The p3 protag va voicing a character that sleeps huh

  • @CosmicErrata
    @CosmicErrata 3 роки тому +165

    Beatbox and dropping killer lines.

  • @popgas3821
    @popgas3821 3 роки тому +158

    3:24 😂

    • @GamingCreed47
      @GamingCreed47 2 роки тому +6

      We're they on the Mayship? 😅

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 2 роки тому +10

      @@GamingCreed47 It's one of his regular victory quotes.

  • @cyborgwizard8923
    @cyborgwizard8923 Рік тому +53

    God I love hearing him talk.

  • @moroi3397
    @moroi3397 Рік тому +102

    4:27 My man is *fruity*.

  • @Pretentigon
    @Pretentigon 9 місяців тому +28

    He’s such a little shit I love him

  • @StarBoxz
    @StarBoxz 2 роки тому +141

    4:26 So cute!!!

  • @sincostanman
    @sincostanman 8 місяців тому +17

    DAMN WITCH YOU CANNOT TAKE MY HEART AWAY FROM ME

  • @tactishovel2247
    @tactishovel2247 10 місяців тому +49

    1:42 just leaving this to find it later

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 8 місяців тому +10

    0:45 WELCOME TO COLLEGE FINALS
    XD

  • @heishikiwi3763
    @heishikiwi3763 Рік тому +65

    he’s not as condescending as he is right which is why i actually choose to listen

  • @jojogacha974
    @jojogacha974 Рік тому +40

    4:38 bro be spittin fax (also when does he say this?)

    • @Qwthetoast
      @Qwthetoast Рік тому +30

      When he reads someones ip in a COD lobby

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Рік тому +3

      @@Qwthetoast lol

    • @grimAuxillatrix
      @grimAuxillatrix Рік тому +12

      I think it's one of his reactions to his own IK? don't quote me on that tho

    • @Marlyjade
      @Marlyjade 7 місяців тому +1

      Reaction to his ik

    • @Kazuma_kiryu_cbb1
      @Kazuma_kiryu_cbb1 4 місяці тому +2

      He is reading the properties of pi.

  • @ihopeyouandicanbefriends
    @ihopeyouandicanbefriends 4 місяці тому +4

    "yeah this attack will let you win, but consider I will have to WALK BACK so pls dont thanks"

  • @jojogacha974
    @jojogacha974 Рік тому +39

    God I wish this dude was in strive. Or that revalator had english dub.

  • @mew4063
    @mew4063 2 роки тому +68

    1:22
    3:01
    4:58
    3:20
    5:18
    3:59
    4:14
    4:47
    yeah so ummm uhh so so basically uh umm

    • @AmoreyYaoiSecks
      @AmoreyYaoiSecks Рік тому +19

      smart bed twink😳😳😳

    • @cthuluthunderballs8232
      @cthuluthunderballs8232 Рік тому +7

      AINT HE 15?

    • @cthuluthunderballs8232
      @cthuluthunderballs8232 Рік тому

      @@mew4063 idk i heard he was 15 but for all i know we could be operating off of Gear logic so fuck me

    • @paper2776
      @paper2776 Рік тому +10

      @@mew4063 if you pick him with the Answer system voice in rev 2, he says something like "mid to late teens" about Bedman soooo

    • @mew4063
      @mew4063 Рік тому +7

      @@paper2776 i am too so ig it cancels out 👍

  • @diegodelacruzanaya537
    @diegodelacruzanaya537 3 роки тому +49

    Best boy

  • @SuzdalPanic
    @SuzdalPanic Рік тому +31

    Half of these lines read like something GLaDOS would say

  • @joelcarrillo9802
    @joelcarrillo9802 5 місяців тому +2

    4:38 The fact that he just recites the digits of pi makes perfect sense

  • @lance5710
    @lance5710 2 роки тому +155

    3:20 woahhh hold up 😨

    • @GamingCreed47
      @GamingCreed47 2 роки тому +79

      HE'S FUCKING SLEEPING 😂

    • @koobiecola
      @koobiecola 9 місяців тому +15

      i’m not saying that i would… BUT.

  • @BBK113
    @BBK113 9 місяців тому +7

    Sasuke Uchiha found reddit

  • @Stryfe52
    @Stryfe52 10 місяців тому +12

    I miss him… 😢

  • @MESETTMA
    @MESETTMA 9 місяців тому +10

    what the hell this is peak

  • @mightyso9281
    @mightyso9281 3 роки тому +72

    Are his quotes when he gets k.o'd in these?

  • @ankokuroth15
    @ankokuroth15 Місяць тому +1

    I love the unnaturally quick nerd emoji rants of this guy. I've only played strive but I need to play Xrd now lol

  • @akiraevangelionultimateali5199
    @akiraevangelionultimateali5199 Рік тому +25

    I can see yuri lowenthal playing Griffith

  • @drizzileguy42
    @drizzileguy42 Рік тому +19

    Damn it's the Bedded Man

  • @Robertino9064
    @Robertino9064 Місяць тому +1

    Faust: Injecting LOVE!!!!
    0:16 Oh!!! The posibilities!!
    2:17 Ohh!!! How Shocking!!
    4:08 Whoo! Your using lived rounds!?

  • @誘拐犯-j3z
    @誘拐犯-j3z Рік тому +12

    4:27

  • @rebeccalotto8001
    @rebeccalotto8001 4 роки тому +44

    Cool

  • @r0b0friend
    @r0b0friend Рік тому +91

    what is 4:26's line from 😭 i need to know the context lol

    • @AmoreyYaoiSecks
      @AmoreyYaoiSecks Рік тому +92

      bedmans reaction to his yassification (faust instakill)

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 8 місяців тому +1

      And then he reads your ip

  • @miyukihikawa18
    @miyukihikawa18 3 роки тому +35

    Yosuke!? 😳

  • @akiraevangelionultimateali5199
    @akiraevangelionultimateali5199 Рік тому +13

    He’s like the albedo to suzaku’s ben 10

  • @HappyChaos977
    @HappyChaos977 8 місяців тому +3

    Smart but mouthy, great stuff

  • @twilightmoon96
    @twilightmoon96 9 місяців тому +6

    Why does the bed sound... vaguely human?

    • @professorgames3261
      @professorgames3261 8 місяців тому +9

      All I know is that it has teeth and fingernails, so I think it has biological elements that could lead to it creating a vaguely human sound. Taking a mostly mechanical body and having minor elements be alive is the only explanation I can conceive.

    • @twilightmoon96
      @twilightmoon96 8 місяців тому

      @professorgames3261 That does make sense. I thought it would be something like where it's actually Bedman making the sounds in his dream and the bed is projecting the sounds like a mic and speaker thing.

    • @professorgames3261
      @professorgames3261 8 місяців тому

      @@twilightmoon96 That is also a solid idea.

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 8 місяців тому +1

      Maybe he just... Snored too loud

    • @professorgames3261
      @professorgames3261 6 місяців тому +1

      @@DungEnjoyerr That would be a very odd snore, but I wouldn't put it past this series.

  • @instinctfan23
    @instinctfan23 7 місяців тому +2

    Sol would've walked out of all of those rants 🤣 (He canonically hates people who talk a lot and rant for a loooooooong time)

  • @thiaralovesu
    @thiaralovesu 3 місяці тому +1

    this diva

  • @egon3705
    @egon3705 2 місяці тому

    my reactions to a nightmare inflicted by my doppelganger are also panicking and doxxing myself

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 2 роки тому +25

    0:45
    O
    M
    G
    XD

  • @Octobeann
    @Octobeann 11 місяців тому +3

    1:37

  • @calzone7961
    @calzone7961 Рік тому +11

    sounds like Ben10

  • @gix9704
    @gix9704 Рік тому +3

    Fnaf 12 looking 🔥🔥🔥

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 4 місяці тому

    Bedman and spiderman are the same guy btw

  • @thesmilyguyguy9799
    @thesmilyguyguy9799 Рік тому +29

    EN BEDMAN > JP BEDMAN

  • @jdogtheavenger9432
    @jdogtheavenger9432 Місяць тому

    1:02 PLUH!

  • @fraiskuingeneral2253
    @fraiskuingeneral2253 3 місяці тому

    4:27 what is he talking about here LMAO

  • @Marcus-rg7bg
    @Marcus-rg7bg Рік тому +10

    The down symbol on his head is the same down symbol seen on ufos around here. Its sad people cant connect dots. So i pay attention to what he says. Also there are crosses on many of the uniforms in this game which stand for Christianity. There are battles behind the scenes going on right now. You got to understand these designs and things come out of the minds of people here on earth. Beings in human form.

    • @JustSamGuyOkay
      @JustSamGuyOkay Рік тому +7

      So you're saying redditors are aliens?!?! That explains so much!!!!!EXCLAMATION MARK!11!

    • @Marcus-rg7bg
      @Marcus-rg7bg Рік тому

      @@JustSamGuyOkay Many people are not from here. Some not even from this dimension. And they don't care if you believe them or not. They exist regardless. Much like God doesn't care if you believe in him or not. Everything lives inside of him. Some are aware and some aren't 🤷‍♂️

    • @JustSamGuyOkay
      @JustSamGuyOkay Рік тому +4

      @@Marcus-rg7bgI'm from Scotland :D

    • @Marcus-rg7bg
      @Marcus-rg7bg Рік тому

      @@JustSamGuyOkay well my body and half my soul is from here in america. The other part of me is angelic and from the realm angels. 6th dimension. 🤷‍♂️ believe it or not. Just how I was born. Go figure.

    • @JustSamGuyOkay
      @JustSamGuyOkay Рік тому +4

      @@Marcus-rg7bg Neat, I've never been to Los Angeles

  • @akiraevangelionultimateali5199
    @akiraevangelionultimateali5199 2 роки тому +12

    That’s albedo

  • @KalisMagnum
    @KalisMagnum 7 місяців тому

    This is what I strive to be… (not like the bed)

  • @CorvusCarmen
    @CorvusCarmen 5 місяців тому

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