The Childless Randomizer

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  • Опубліковано 9 січ 2025

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  • @duster_bunt
    @duster_bunt 22 дні тому +262

    >Title is "the childless randomizer"
    >40 seconds into the video
    >child
    >Plink

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower 20 днів тому +11

      Last video was also "all dungeons"
      When one dungeon was impossible
      (he did get basically everything minus the boss)

  • @Glueman1
    @Glueman1 22 дні тому +206

    All the children have been tackled, excellent job ZFG.

    • @technofreak319
      @technofreak319 21 день тому +2

      Absolutely underrated comment

    • @bigi2522
      @bigi2522 21 день тому +5

      ZFG iceberg comment.

    • @avo616
      @avo616 21 день тому +2

      New ones are always coming out, the long hallways make for a nice run up.

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 21 день тому +1

      good callback

  • @drascia
    @drascia 22 дні тому +64

    Petition for Dry to pick out chat messages for ZFG to print out and tack up on his fridge

  • @sebastiancaris
    @sebastiancaris 22 дні тому +73

    🐸 Frogs Highlights 🐸
    This should be titled The *FROGless* Randomizer D:

  • @Arcanise7
    @Arcanise7 22 дні тому +69

    The childless randomizer
    Also ZFG: Okay were starting as child.😂

    • @ANunes06
      @ANunes06 21 день тому +6

      15 minutes later: "If a stranger wants to give me candy, of course I'll take it. Woohoo free candy."

  • @Stedman75
    @Stedman75 22 дні тому +66

    The South Korean Randomiser? nice one bro.

  • @donq4483
    @donq4483 22 дні тому +21

    I can't believe ZeldaFunnyGlitchman tackled the kids so hard that now the rando is childless

  • @glebglub
    @glebglub 22 дні тому +61

    0:33 child detected
    if the title gets changed from "the childless randomiser" this comment is gonna be sus af

  • @woodyhams8508
    @woodyhams8508 21 день тому +6

    >Childless randomizer
    >Look inside
    >Start as Child

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 21 день тому +5

    13:13 - ♪ _It's starting to look a little bit like Christmas_ ♪

  • @bronouncerlegendarysupersa3686
    @bronouncerlegendarysupersa3686 21 день тому +4

    This randomizer decided to focus on its career.

  • @virtuallylightblue
    @virtuallylightblue 22 дні тому +5

    11:45 i was scared of bottom of the well, shadow temple, wallmasters, and peahats, and i thought the wind waker seahats were funny looking

  • @TheElementalGemsStudios
    @TheElementalGemsStudios 2 дні тому

    Childless rando: “Starting as child” YOU LIED TO ME

  • @Delcatty16
    @Delcatty16 21 день тому +5

    Remember that ZFG is a fake fan. Since he plays on Switch targeting mode, and the Gossip Stone in King Zora's room clearly states "They say that players who select the “HOLD” option for “Z TARGETING” are real “Zelda players!""

  • @8leggedsquirrel521
    @8leggedsquirrel521 22 дні тому +13

    Have you finally tackled all the children? So none are left for the randomizer?

  • @mewga
    @mewga 20 днів тому +1

    26:52 what was that half note? I recognize the song, but I'm unsure why it played

  • @stapler942
    @stapler942 7 днів тому

    I never even realized the Forest Temple Poes had names, or I had forgotten this fact entirely.

  • @ertrick3693
    @ertrick3693 21 день тому +1

    We've finally found the polar opposite of the baby seed - the childless seed

  • @thepieguyinthesky2363
    @thepieguyinthesky2363 22 дні тому +1

    Hamtaro mentioned in chat within 1 seconds, this is gonna be a cool vid

  • @PKMNwww411_MkII
    @PKMNwww411_MkII 21 день тому +5

    Beth is blue, Joelle is red, Amy is Green.

  • @Blackholesaregreat
    @Blackholesaregreat 22 дні тому +2

    Zfg, I think you just ran out of childs to tackle...

  • @ruthmcnally310
    @ruthmcnally310 20 днів тому

    2:48 Is the magic meter model a new thing? Or is it from a particular fork?

    • @jehru5
      @jehru5 14 днів тому

      It's due to the specific randomizer being used. There isn't a specific in-game item model for getting magic, so randos add one. Most randos (eg. SoH, OoTxMM) make it a glowy magic jar, but actual dedicated OoTR uses the weird bar thing. Him using dedicated OoTR is also why he can't equip swap hookshot w/o softlocking anymore.

  • @masterjay_mtl
    @masterjay_mtl 22 дні тому

    50 minutes ago is Hylian behavior

  • @derain1815
    @derain1815 21 день тому

    Boss you tackle a Child
    AMAZING RANDO COMPLETE

  • @nuck1114
    @nuck1114 22 дні тому +1

    Welp here goes my lunch break

  • @AvionBear
    @AvionBear 21 день тому

    anyone got a video of suavamente in oot soundfont?

  • @Crumbling_Vortex
    @Crumbling_Vortex 20 днів тому

    What is the falling cat thing?

  • @Sonardo01
    @Sonardo01 20 днів тому

    Was the random music in this one just the exact same as the previous rando?

  • @thememelordbobbeh3107
    @thememelordbobbeh3107 22 дні тому

    7:05 the rare super ugly mirror shield

  • @iangulline
    @iangulline 19 днів тому

    UA-cam auto-marked this video as Wind Waker because of the Sploosh

  • @AidanWR
    @AidanWR 21 день тому +2

    But can you hold a button to softlock yourself on the final boss after making people uncomfortable for 40+ minutes with jokes about ending yourself?

    • @dampe7438
      @dampe7438 8 днів тому

      ???

    • @AidanWR
      @AidanWR 7 днів тому

      @@dampe7438 There was a GDQ run of Crash Bandicoot a while ago where the runner kept making jokes about, "liking to kill themselves" in game. When it got to the final boss, he purposefully softlocked the game by holding a button to end the run. It was removed from the channel, for obvious reasons

    • @dampe7438
      @dampe7438 7 днів тому

      @@AidanWR yikes

    • @AidanWR
      @AidanWR 7 днів тому

      @@dampe7438 Yeah, it was uncomfortable for everyone involved

  • @8leggedsquirrel521
    @8leggedsquirrel521 22 дні тому +4

    Childless seed and it's a baby seed

  • @hellohi2516
    @hellohi2516 19 днів тому

    Finally… Adult seed.

  • @JI0MB
    @JI0MB 22 дні тому +1

    Manchild seed

  • @averagewhiteguy2
    @averagewhiteguy2 21 день тому

    So sad that ZFG died from a texting and hessing accident.

  • @drmedicechsrick8702
    @drmedicechsrick8702 12 днів тому

    childless? but you litteraly spawn as one

  • @saxonwax
    @saxonwax 22 дні тому

    Mark Light Arrow ignored

  • @Lucaccino17
    @Lucaccino17 21 день тому

    Why is UA-cam telling me this is Wind Waker? Unless WW rando next??

  • @ArmaKiri
    @ArmaKiri 18 днів тому

    Hello

  • @TheSonicFairy
    @TheSonicFairy 20 днів тому

    If it's a "childless" rando seed then why did you start as child 🤔

  • @Slater2113
    @Slater2113 21 день тому

    You’re a childless randomizer

  • @ekrymeta
    @ekrymeta 22 дні тому +6

    The randomizer is an independent 40+ year old woman who don't need no man

  • @arica8268
    @arica8268 21 день тому

    Why does the description say youre playing Wind Waker?

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 21 день тому +1

    >Childless Rando
    >Starts as child
    Literally unwatchable

  • @hustlerfour
    @hustlerfour 22 дні тому

    Japanese rando

  • @ToJi97
    @ToJi97 22 дні тому +1

    Did anybody by chance ran away as a kid every time there were redeads on screen?
    To this day i hate em...

    • @rtyuik7
      @rtyuik7 21 день тому +1

      try Walking next time...they tend to 'ignore' you if you move slowly enough...

  • @ChemicallyAce
    @ChemicallyAce 22 дні тому

    I

  • @Sir_Snivy
    @Sir_Snivy 21 день тому

    18+ rando??

  • @cherakubera4348
    @cherakubera4348 7 днів тому

    This is NOT minecraft

  • @Icu282
    @Icu282 22 дні тому

    Finally someone doing the virgin route in OOT 🤣

  • @shoeicide432
    @shoeicide432 21 день тому

    @BadDragonCorp I also miss that game 😅

  • @simon_nickle
    @simon_nickle 22 дні тому +2

    2 min ago is crazy I need to touch grass

  • @kighzerlankmann8113
    @kighzerlankmann8113 22 дні тому