a minute long with a roll for initiative (dungeons and dragons type beat)

[@harprabhsangha5177]

I didn't know I was fighting a elden ring rat. Rolled an 8

[@micahbutonline]

Never trust a rat.

[@Snaog]

I wish I could prove that I rolled a natural 20, but I did. I am the mouse. I'm trapped.

[@micahbutonline]

And so it was written.

[@call-rickey]

god this is worse than that time the circus was in town

[@DavesFriends]

I can say, proudly, with my mighty 15, that that rat looked very trustworthy. It showed me it's credit score, and had THREE references that said nothing but positive things... well, it lied.

[@micahbutonline]

Maybe that’s my bad tbh

[@dashingwyrm]

i think im gonna drink the water

[@micahbutonline]

I’d suggest against it, but you do you

[@arirosen5129]

uh oh. was surprised to see that i am now the squeaker, doomed to forever trick other adventurers like myself

[@micahbutonline]

And may you rest in eternal cheese 🫡

[@Beansquishy]

Rolled a 7 can't believe I got cut in half

[@micahbutonline]

So sorry for your loss.

[@tromsodocs]

i don't know where my dice are, but i'm sure i would've been poisoned

[@micahbutonline]

That’s the way it goes sometimes

[@tromsodocs]

@@micahbutonline i actually did a one-off campaign recently. my primary weapon was a short bow and i hit maybe 3 shots all day

[@rewbie]

i flipped a coin. heads. now what?

[@micahbutonline]

Do a backflip,

[@0kieD0kiee]

I rolled a 19 but my 19’s are actually crit successes so I guess I’m a rat now?

[@lostmark1545]

The sheer panick i felt when u said told me to roll lol

[@micahbutonline]

Be ready next time 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@benchehebar2833]

I drank that shit 😞

[@micahbutonline]

!!!

[@aaronjafri9004]

I am rat

[@micahbutonline]

And so it is.

[@ianquinn6814]

Rolled a 2, how bads the poison?

[@micahbutonline]

Truly so awful. I’m so sorry.

[@Anzy.99]

i got a 3, fuck

[@Jordan-ky4nd]

Rolled a 12 and got cut damn

[@micahbutonline]

R.I.P 🫡