The Third Law of Robotics in SIGNALIS

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  • Опубліковано 9 кві 2024
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  • @nickchapman3199
    @nickchapman3199 Місяць тому +206

    I love how Tomars' one cut request was promptly denied

  • @OwnageMancer
    @OwnageMancer Місяць тому +79

    12:05 You can tell how flustered Lyle gets when he starts thinking about Tomar in a one-piece swimsuit. He’s such a tsundere. I’m definitely adding this scene into my harem fanfic doujin, “Oneyplays? More like Tomar’s Gays!”

  • @HoboMojo9580
    @HoboMojo9580 Місяць тому +195

    “Tomar go to the bathroom!!!
    You’re shitting yourself!!!”

    • @KugelBlitz0
      @KugelBlitz0 Місяць тому +47

      Nooouu, not yet, nooouu.

  • @girlweird833
    @girlweird833 Місяць тому +247

    I dont know how the channels gonna go on since Lyle died. RIP Latino Cream King.

    • @KiddMoneyBustaC
      @KiddMoneyBustaC Місяць тому +27

      Poor thing passed on from exhaustion

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 Місяць тому +11

      First Zach, now Lyle, what is this O'Neill Destination??? I'm kidding obv, it is creepy tho

    • @AnEvilBastard
      @AnEvilBastard Місяць тому

      Look, not to blame the victim, but... Committing to a thirty hour plus conga line of butt sex was never a good idea.

    • @TheBaconShaman
      @TheBaconShaman Місяць тому +6

      Well, you know what Tomar always says; "All who disparage the name of the Great Poopino shall be made to run the highway of rusty razors until they die from exhaustion. So sayeth I, Joshua Tomar."

    • @leolaz1054
      @leolaz1054 Місяць тому +1

      Chris will have to use voice AI

  • @ImTheHamSandwich
    @ImTheHamSandwich Місяць тому +260

    This is a super cool game and gives great retro survival horror vibes
    I hope our boys play it to 95% completion and then get distracted by Roblox as is tradition

    • @metroidcum
      @metroidcum Місяць тому +29

      i need them to finish resident evil they were soooo close

    • @Ve-id8zd
      @Ve-id8zd Місяць тому

      @@metroidcumDont worry they won’t

    • @johnshedd6420
      @johnshedd6420 Місяць тому +2

      mmmm roblox 🤤

    • @owkenny
      @owkenny Місяць тому +7

      Any day now the YIIK finale will be here. :)

  • @Perfefernefer
    @Perfefernefer Місяць тому +336

    Chris, Lyle and Tomar trio has the same energy as three chimps trying to pick bananas

    • @writerblocks9553
      @writerblocks9553 Місяць тому

      out of each others butts

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Місяць тому +7

      Who would be picking fleas off?

    • @luvuberrymuch49
      @luvuberrymuch49 Місяць тому +9

      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS definitely Chris

    • @iconsolo
      @iconsolo Місяць тому +17

      chris, lyle and tomar trio has the same energy as three chimps successfully writing shakespeare

    • @migki2123
      @migki2123 Місяць тому +3

      Chris, Lyle and Tomar trio would lose to three chimps trying to pick bananas

  • @mynamejeff2436
    @mynamejeff2436 Місяць тому +257

    JUMPSCARES:
    Chica: 2:37
    Bonnie: 5:12
    Foxy: 9:04
    Chica: 13:57
    Freddy: 16:41
    Bonnie: 20:32
    Chica: 23:08
    Bonnie: 27:28
    Freddy: 31:34

    • @britishyankee961
      @britishyankee961 Місяць тому +13

      Thanks

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire Місяць тому +8

      Wow thank you for your service I tip my hat to you sir

    • @jarmn
      @jarmn Місяць тому +22

      You Forgot the jumpscare at: 8:18

    • @PCFROMVCS
      @PCFROMVCS Місяць тому +9

      Thank god Golden Freddy doesnt show up. I can handle all the others but Golden Freddy is too scary

    • @SamahLama
      @SamahLama Місяць тому +2

      Ermm someone explain

  • @KilgoreTraut
    @KilgoreTraut Місяць тому +127

    16:31 dude, Tomar's not even trying to conceal his rage anymore, legitimately concerned for Chris's safety 😢

    • @migki2123
      @migki2123 Місяць тому +12

      he forced lyle words with his patented Tomar Gun™

  • @p1nk962
    @p1nk962 Місяць тому +82

    tomar give up, tomar give up, just pack it in

  • @sveltercube4070
    @sveltercube4070 Місяць тому +245

    The holy trinity Real Lyle, meth head Lyle, and prison sim Lyle.

    • @KilgoreTraut
      @KilgoreTraut Місяць тому +20

      and in Hell, the Deceiver, Catfish Lyle

    • @migki2123
      @migki2123 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@KilgoreTraut peter remember the time in kingdom hearts, that guy who tells everybody he his a guy(lyle the wise) and he is not

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 Місяць тому +13

      Don’t forget old man Lylebert

    • @welporajackwelp4899
      @welporajackwelp4899 Місяць тому

      And in the background of Cherokee woman, orgy Lyle

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 Місяць тому +1

      Some would argue that they're all the same person, in Lyle's name, Amen

  • @user-rw3gj3un5r
    @user-rw3gj3un5r Місяць тому +21

    Lyle is validated because the same thing happened to me.
    Driving by a cemetery with my cousin, I said, "Hello, dead people."
    My cousin said, "I don't think they can hear you, ."
    So, like Lyle, I shouted out the window, "HELLO, DEAD PEOPLE."
    Mine got a better response. Monica's a party-poopini.

  • @m4tt-66
    @m4tt-66 Місяць тому +4

    something about the lyle chris tomar combo that just feels like a blue collar dad on a trip to lowes with his two sons

  • @werehog93
    @werehog93 Місяць тому +59

    I say this with all the love that this game deserves but Tomar’s “oh no I’m Evangelion-ing again” is a nearly perfect summary

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. Місяць тому +96

    The fourth law of robotics is pay your taxes on time

    • @ozmond
      @ozmond Місяць тому +1

      Don’t they come out automatic?

    • @t.b.cont.
      @t.b.cont. Місяць тому

      @@ozmond we have to keep them analogue with money

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Місяць тому +10

      The fifth law is to cover your mouth when you sneeze

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg Місяць тому +4

      the sixth law is R O B O C O P O R O B O C O P O R O B O C O P O

  • @LobbyLoiterer
    @LobbyLoiterer Місяць тому +37

    Lyle said "cock-a-roach" with the same unironic casuality that my dad always says "I-talian" like that's how you're supposed to pronounce it.

  • @WrongHeaded07
    @WrongHeaded07 Місяць тому +10

    I got the "trailer park girls" joke, Tomar. I mean, I didn't laugh, but I got it.

  • @BloredBean0
    @BloredBean0 Місяць тому +48

    Thanks Chris for that butterfly song 0:31

    • @LordieJr
      @LordieJr Місяць тому +1

      I know that song from somewhere.. am I going crazy 🤔

    • @Sosage
      @Sosage Місяць тому +10

      @@LordieJr Yes you are going crazy but also it's Butterfly by Smile

    • @NeurosisO5
      @NeurosisO5 Місяць тому +3

      chinese rgb gun at flea market

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe Місяць тому +4

      Haven't heard him sing it since Ding Dong and Julian.

  • @Drewbie176
    @Drewbie176 Місяць тому +15

    Tomar was mighty ornery this episode. Somebody should check if any hitchhikers went missing in LA after this recording session.

    • @GlobnarTheGreen
      @GlobnarTheGreen 25 днів тому

      I think he targets the homeless now. They go to sleep homeless and wake up boneless thanks to Tomar's patented de-boning machine

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 Місяць тому +62

    To answer Lyle’s question, the process of never peeing but instead taking watery dumps is literally just what birds do, bird brain.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 Місяць тому +17

      Better get to cloacamaxxing

  • @TheMaxFusionGaming
    @TheMaxFusionGaming Місяць тому +7

    TLDR: I can’t believe I forgot about meth head Lyle
    This show has the best stories. Especially Lyle. The fact that he has 2 doppelgänger stories where one is this long-running arch-nemesis who catfishes with Lyles brand, and the other is just some guy who went viral doing meth… incredible.

  • @MrThemanofdoom
    @MrThemanofdoom Місяць тому +17

    I can't wait to hear more of Lyles aggressive stance on being more aggressive.

  • @greenfox42
    @greenfox42 Місяць тому +11

    I seriously thought that was an old Lyle clip 😂😂😂 sorry Lyle…rewatching it confirmed that was a real crackhead 2:42

  • @LeoDeC-bk9km
    @LeoDeC-bk9km Місяць тому +32

    Glad to see the CEO of Insane Groundbreaking Games and Count Groxia back together again.

  • @beanpie9000
    @beanpie9000 Місяць тому +13

    Still surprised they haven’t uploaded the finale for Resident Evil with Dave and Corey, unless someone tripped over the wired controller

    • @SS_BAJA
      @SS_BAJA Місяць тому +5

      they'll remember it in about 2 years

  • @Stealitnot
    @Stealitnot Місяць тому +14

    Tomar requested a cut, editor did not cut, now they suffer his wrath.

  • @Destroy3612
    @Destroy3612 Місяць тому +16

    Tomar was genuinely really mean to Chris this episode, I feel so sorry for him and Lyle

  • @OSSOYT
    @OSSOYT Місяць тому +5

    19:06 Chris sounds like a goose there

  • @PROX23
    @PROX23 Місяць тому +724

    We need the "*oney plays*" back in the intro

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Місяць тому +288

      We need the outro music that's so loud it shatters your eardrums and every window in the house back

    • @PROX23
      @PROX23 Місяць тому +37

      @@BigBrosFilms YES

    • @cremdilly7176
      @cremdilly7176 Місяць тому +66

      It really was a fun little intro. It also helped establish how Oneyplays characters look. New one is pretty impressive, though.

    • @bluemilkalienmonster522
      @bluemilkalienmonster522 Місяць тому +89

      With friends!
      Seriously though, I miss it when they would take a second to show the thumbnail art at the beginning of the video when they said “With friends!” because then I could screenshot it and look at it later and laugh and/or appreciate it.

    • @metroidcum
      @metroidcum Місяць тому +63

      i remember chris saying somewhere that it made him cringe and also it woke up people who use these to sleep (same reason he changed the outro on the completes and best ofs)

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 Місяць тому +8

    That Flintstones bit ruled

  • @KingFish9812
    @KingFish9812 Місяць тому +40

    The way Tolmar's eyes bug out of his head at the mere mention of 'feet' is very concerning.

    • @darkdemigod
      @darkdemigod Місяць тому +3

      I imagine it's like that lady that would make her eyes come out her sockets on Guinness Records back in the day

  • @AlexandarJankovic
    @AlexandarJankovic Місяць тому +3

    28:00 thank you this bit Lyle

  • @W-a-n-d
    @W-a-n-d Місяць тому +10

    After years of torture Tomar has seemed to snaped this episode

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Місяць тому +3

      bro don't spoil what happens to snape, the book has a midnight release-

  • @liquidbiden
    @liquidbiden Місяць тому +13

    I heard lyle , tomar ,and chris all stacked on each other inside a giant trenchcoat to sneak into an rated r movie.

  • @saulslugman9663
    @saulslugman9663 Місяць тому +22

    Chris i left my wallet on your couch can i go pick it up later or?

  • @AxinInvaxion
    @AxinInvaxion Місяць тому +9

    Let Paddy fish more.😊

    • @ImaginaryKnave
      @ImaginaryKnave Місяць тому +2

      Chris did say (on what was formerly known as Twitter) that they did record a couple of hours with Paddy while he was visiting, so there will be more of him in the future.

  • @Desparil
    @Desparil Місяць тому +5

    I was on Monica's side about the whole "Bird Layer" debacle, but definitely gotta hand it to Lyle on the Great Poopini/repeating louder bit.

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 Місяць тому +22

    10:18 tomar's iconic eminem/RHCP mixup extravaganza

    • @masonlevy5191
      @masonlevy5191 Місяць тому +8

      Nah he was referencing Without Me by eminem

  • @GrayFox_74
    @GrayFox_74 Місяць тому +10

    Tomar check the back of the case to see Meryl’s codec code

  • @Losing-it.
    @Losing-it. Місяць тому +9

    that one random 'method' that looks exactly like Lyle makes me sad and also laugh

  • @DantesGrill
    @DantesGrill Місяць тому +4

    I'm with Monica on this one. I also wanted Lyle to say it louder

  • @SamahLama
    @SamahLama Місяць тому +13

    I’m a little butterfly

  • @liquidladdy
    @liquidladdy Місяць тому +12

    Signalis lady has feet like Marina from Mischief Makers.

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody Місяць тому +53

    1:48 Chris suddenly decided against the Kamala Harris joke.

    • @LordieJr
      @LordieJr Місяць тому +15

      Or the perfect setup for The Incredible Lighting Bolt Shirt

    • @zeusandmagnus3446
      @zeusandmagnus3446 Місяць тому +17

      Na, he was about to say Kahn.

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 Місяць тому +15

      To my Oney lore knowledge, the boys have not made a Kamala Harris joke, but devoted a whole series to epically roasting Kamala Khan. 🤣

    • @gintori5329
      @gintori5329 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@ryanotte6737cameltoe harris says elsewise

    • @sainttrish7544
      @sainttrish7544 Місяць тому +7

      I always think Kamala Kahn

  • @Chakrashuriken
    @Chakrashuriken Місяць тому +18

    Isn't the 4th law of robotics something about Tomar taking control of all technology and wiping out the world's governments? coulda swore i learned that in school.

    • @roryoc7896
      @roryoc7896 Місяць тому +4

      Yeah they taught us about The Tomanifesto in history class, students went home crying and screaming

  • @timbermarkie8056
    @timbermarkie8056 Місяць тому +6

    The funny thing about the water pump puzzle is that it tells you how to do it

  • @insecureape
    @insecureape Місяць тому +1

    Great as always; hope to keep seeing more of you all c:

  • @j.diamond6014
    @j.diamond6014 Місяць тому +2

    the balls thing is true, it's also why they shrivel closer to the body when it's cold, they try to maintain optimal temperature

  • @Shamax0
    @Shamax0 Місяць тому +2

    Really happy they are continuing this, and happy for a new episode of anything really, just miss the boys being silly

  • @markramirez9245
    @markramirez9245 Місяць тому +2

    The noise Chris makes at 2:50 makes me cry laugh

  • @XLamonteCoxX
    @XLamonteCoxX Місяць тому +13

    Gotta love the callback to meth head lyle.

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 Місяць тому +3

      Lyle like many only became a methhead because someone told him it was molly, in this case Tomar

  • @RyuAzuku
    @RyuAzuku Місяць тому +2

    The banter is the best part of this channel

  • @AKPiratePrince
    @AKPiratePrince Місяць тому +1

    Lyle’s “I can’t hear” bit IS good.
    Keep it going.

  • @flamewave64
    @flamewave64 Місяць тому +3

    The idea of reaching in a TV and pulling stuff out was in Willy Wonka

  • @Dainjuh
    @Dainjuh Місяць тому +1

    Lyle! I thought that Chris and Tomar not seeming to perceive the true punchline of the bit at first proves that it's a good bit, lol

  • @flyairvans
    @flyairvans Місяць тому +1

    Tomar taking it back. Glad to see him standing up in person. He’s been talking at the meetings about doing so.

  • @twitchyeyess
    @twitchyeyess Місяць тому +1

    The third law of robotics? In the third episode? Wowza!

  • @biggreen1456
    @biggreen1456 Місяць тому +5

    I'm glad to see our favorite naughty boys playing more of the lesbian game

  • @OptimalZetaEdits
    @OptimalZetaEdits Місяць тому +3

    The fucking Chris jumpscare at 8:18

  • @moosieg222
    @moosieg222 Місяць тому +2

    I think this is the zestiest Tomar we've ever seen

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 Місяць тому +3

    I want a Tomar Ignores compilation, at this point it would be like 14 hours long

  • @jadeskye6755
    @jadeskye6755 Місяць тому +2

    When will Tomar just give up and pack it in?

  • @noble7866
    @noble7866 Місяць тому +1

    That was a great bit, Lyle

  • @Kpazz
    @Kpazz Місяць тому +5

    Just turn yourself in Tomar. You can't keep getting away with it.

  • @kadens2147
    @kadens2147 Місяць тому +9

    oneyplays just a really long episode of sanity

  • @Luphrem
    @Luphrem Місяць тому

    Why is this one of the best episodes, and out of the blue?

  • @disposablecowboy
    @disposablecowboy Місяць тому +3

    I’m here for the Lyle funny moments.

  • @robotjones6434
    @robotjones6434 Місяць тому +11

    Tomar, give up. Tomar, give up. Just pack it in.

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Місяць тому

      Tomar and the Sunshine Band

  • @deviledgregg237
    @deviledgregg237 Місяць тому +2

    The edits on this one kick ass. Thumbs up little fella, hope they give you some more Editor Pellets ™️ you’re looking a little gaunt.

  • @fadn4
    @fadn4 Місяць тому

    “I’m Evageleon-ing” is a wildly accurate term for stuff like that that happens lol 0:38

  • @erasmus_locke
    @erasmus_locke Місяць тому +1

    Sad that they cut out Tomar's diaper change. That was some serious comedy GOLD

  • @Dillanger
    @Dillanger Місяць тому +27

    We actually dont need the "Oney Plays with friends" part back in the intro.
    Dont listen to that other guy commenting otherwise, the jingle-only one is better 😎

    • @SilverSphereSorcerer
      @SilverSphereSorcerer Місяць тому +2

      Nah, we need a scream after the jingle

    • @ImaginaryKnave
      @ImaginaryKnave Місяць тому

      @@SilverSphereSorcererI agree, they should make every OneyPlays member scream and have it randomize for each series

  • @joinzi7708
    @joinzi7708 Місяць тому +2

    Tomar is so feisty in this episode lol

  • @cosmicXtropics
    @cosmicXtropics Місяць тому +2

    They have a surprising amount to say when theres barely anything happening on screen

  • @QB2011
    @QB2011 Місяць тому +2

    This freaking rocks!

  • @munchez4410
    @munchez4410 Місяць тому +12

    Get ready for the reupload tomar said the n word again

    • @dpjgiii
      @dpjgiii Місяць тому

      WHOA TOMAR WHOA

  • @hamfranky
    @hamfranky Місяць тому +1

    Tomar is a god at Oney Playing this game.

  • @KrymsonScale
    @KrymsonScale Місяць тому

    11:23 Tomar admitting his love for killing sprees. He isn't even hiding it at this point.

  • @Pheeliggs514
    @Pheeliggs514 Місяць тому +1

    Elf - eleven
    Eule - owl
    Krankenflügel - hospital wing
    Aufseher - warden
    Donaudampfschiffskapitän - captain of a steam boat sailing on the danube river.

  • @The_G_in_Jesus
    @The_G_in_Jesus Місяць тому +1

    these well timed farts sneaked into the video continue to give me life thank you chris oney oneyl

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 Місяць тому +1

    7:10 *Glances at the title.* Yea this video checks out

  • @EyesofEstranged15
    @EyesofEstranged15 Місяць тому

    You are correct, Lyle. That bit is hilarious

  • @taydrtot2641
    @taydrtot2641 Місяць тому +2

    I liked Tomar's Eminem reference, i got the joke immediately

  • @akira1383
    @akira1383 Місяць тому +4

    Chef's kiss. Freshly Baked. Enjoyably so.

  • @aviexo.
    @aviexo. Місяць тому +8

    One like equals one stroke up and down

  • @brandonporpoise
    @brandonporpoise Місяць тому +1

    Lyle really lylin this episode

  • @Ducks4lif3
    @Ducks4lif3 Місяць тому +2

    The great poopini is a generational bit

  • @Staytimeless_
    @Staytimeless_ Місяць тому +1

    It's ok Lyle. I laughed at your sword cypher joke :)

  • @glorbojibbins2485
    @glorbojibbins2485 Місяць тому +2

    Dude i hope these *ABSOLUTE GOBLIN PEOPLE* play through the whole game...
    Its really good

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe Місяць тому +1

      Are you sure?

  • @AJ-zi6ry
    @AJ-zi6ry Місяць тому

    I never thought that miss puff design would make me recoil like that

  • @mattlatham5670
    @mattlatham5670 Місяць тому +2

    Im so sorry for chris and lyle having to be in the same room as stink-omar

  • @rufhusconfyh5548
    @rufhusconfyh5548 Місяць тому +1

    Tomar give up, Tomar give up. Just pack it in

  • @muse-icality5554
    @muse-icality5554 Місяць тому

    loved this game, tomar, don't let the fake ending fool you

  • @wogartz1115
    @wogartz1115 Місяць тому

    Tomar is such an inspired interior decorator, I have always enjoyed his homes iconic ankle-deep soup motif.

  • @heroickoopa1
    @heroickoopa1 Місяць тому

    One step closer to having the Resident Evil 1 playthrough back

  • @Mazzy774i
    @Mazzy774i Місяць тому +2

    Butterfly is peak old school UA-cam music

  • @shadowmeka.5205
    @shadowmeka.5205 Місяць тому

    this game rocks i would like to see it until the end

  • @SIMIFU
    @SIMIFU Місяць тому +1

    That ending was a very classic style day 1 OneyPlays ending.

  • @St0neyWanKenobi
    @St0neyWanKenobi Місяць тому

    Losing the 10mm socket is a great pun

  • @lukascraft2905
    @lukascraft2905 Місяць тому +2

    Don’t worry Tomar, I got the reference. Thanks for the smile :)

  • @SteamedBroccolli
    @SteamedBroccolli Місяць тому +1

    Evansmellioning is now part of my vocabulary