Laughed so hard at the end, rolled off my bed and was almost sick... The joke was hitting and hitting and hitting. Now i have composed myself, think i'll rewatch again. Thanks Bart Peace UK Safe
For a person to initially react like 16:02 at the idea of getting paid to donate to a dude who likes the taste, I would've NEVER expected that same person to have an acceptable version of the situation, especially ending like 18:34! And for FREE?! LMAOOO 😂😂😂
To Ryan if no one explained to Kung fu panda line, it's because po the panda father was a goose. No spoilers, just a he raised him from a baby and even though no blood the goose is still is father
@@yota8325 In the case of a friend they really should still have a legally binding contract signed and on file before the transaction is made if it is only meant to be a "deposit" without expectation of parental responsibility. Edit: And I actually should have clarified. When I initially said "an unprotected direct deposit" I was thinking of men that want to play, take the chance by going bare, then don't want to face up to the responsibilities and consequences if a child is made from their own actions.
I’m biased so no. But if I take a step back. I am knowingly submitting my sperm for cash for the chance of being picked. So in a way, I whored myself out for cash… hmmm, maybe. Probably should be a loan system. Like we’ll give you this cash as long as in a set time you give it back but a portion goes to the mother… but I feel like you gotta have money in the first place to even try and do this. Yk cause raising a kid is expensive. Hard situation
musician David Crosby (he passed away at 81 years old; last year); he helped musician Melissa Etheridge & her former GF, Julie Cypher (have 2 kids, via artificial insemination). I wonder if there is a pre-nup agreement / waiver form, for frozen: sperm, eggs Or embryos ?
I've said the worst 2 times first one after she said I forgot to tell you I forgot to take my birth control and I said I don't want to share my DNA with you. I've said more lol but I'd give plasma over Nutt
"Plasma is like blood but level 2 blood"
Bart who is a biology major: Ohhhhhhh
Laughed so hard at the end, rolled off my bed and was almost sick... The joke was hitting and hitting and hitting. Now i have composed myself, think i'll rewatch again. Thanks Bart Peace UK Safe
Bart really got me dieing over here
I love these longer videos! Thank you!
"i can''t have no T and no E" the disappointment in Bart's voice was real
14:08 Bart be thinking - I can get another set of blinds 😂
Geo splitting the money killed me lol.
17:42 Bart is so genuinely confused here 🤣🤣🤣
For a person to initially react like 16:02 at the idea of getting paid to donate to a dude who likes the taste, I would've NEVER expected that same person to have an acceptable version of the situation, especially ending like 18:34! And for FREE?! LMAOOO 😂😂😂
oh.... yo lets go bart for keeping it 100 😂
To Ryan if no one explained to Kung fu panda line, it's because po the panda father was a goose. No spoilers, just a he raised him from a baby and even though no blood the goose is still is father
Haha thank you😂
Would depend on how they "donated" their sperm. If it was through a sperm bank then no. If it was an unprotected direct deposit, then yes.
What if it was donated by a PR nightmare?
Gotta be by the books cause if your friends with the person this kid could ruin the friendship
@@Mr-pn2eh If it is during a drunk Jujitsu match and he didn't listen to Mike telling him to stop, then yes.
@@yota8325 In the case of a friend they really should still have a legally binding contract signed and on file before the transaction is made if it is only meant to be a "deposit" without expectation of parental responsibility.
Edit: And I actually should have clarified. When I initially said "an unprotected direct deposit" I was thinking of men that want to play, take the chance by going bare, then don't want to face up to the responsibilities and consequences if a child is made from their own actions.
Bart is the mvp of this episode 😂😂!
Bart! WHAT. THE. FUCK!!! 😂😂😂😂
16:00 Y'all know bart is lying. Lol
Walter scenario where geo takes half is chefs kiss good level comedy
Wow bots got here before me!
Sperm donors have to apply. It’s can be pretty strict rules and high standards. Average dude can’t walk in and donate
but what I don't understand is how did the welfare office get his information. They need his name and or social
I’m biased so no. But if I take a step back. I am knowingly submitting my sperm for cash for the chance of being picked. So in a way, I whored myself out for cash… hmmm, maybe. Probably should be a loan system. Like we’ll give you this cash as long as in a set time you give it back but a portion goes to the mother… but I feel like you gotta have money in the first place to even try and do this. Yk cause raising a kid is expensive. Hard situation
Hell no! 150 samples out there in the world, you know damn well at least one of those seeds is gonna try and hunt you down 🤣
musician David Crosby (he passed away at 81 years old; last year); he helped musician Melissa Etheridge & her former GF, Julie Cypher (have 2 kids, via artificial insemination). I wonder if there is a pre-nup agreement / waiver form, for frozen: sperm, eggs Or embryos ?
5:09 did someone activate a taser?
No more donations 😅. You can have them
Please tell me Ryan knows about Kyle Gordie.
I see other tubers doing the same thing but it’s not as good tbh
Cant be forced for views. Jk crew is literally doing this cuz they enjoy it.
Definitely the fanny pack...
18:28 Bart Bart Bart
😂😂😂😂😂😅
Do the goats respond?!?!
Me and my bf debate about this too so comment if you or someone you know has gotten pregnant from pullout method lol
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precum gets you pregnant
Dude extra as hell
I've said the worst 2 times first one after she said I forgot to tell you I forgot to take my birth control and I said I don't want to share my DNA with you. I've said more lol but I'd give plasma over Nutt
Meow