NIKOCADO AVOCADO HAS GONE INSANE..
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Nikocado Avocado, the internets favorite eater. Today, we are going to be looking at his new channel, Nikacado Shorts, where he posts all kinds of weird freakouts, Orlin drama, and just Nikocado being Nikocado, buckle up.
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one like = one prayer for Orlin
diabeters
THIS MAN IS A CLOWN
Take my like
Nah Orlin needs help too
Ofc
I can't decide if this is a person who has clearly lost control and needs help, or if this is all just an act for views and money. Either way, this makes me sad. EDIT: Ok, just saw the outburst at 3:42 and I've decided it's both.
like when method actors get stuck in their roll
@@chax6376 based
@@chax6376 trollollolololololololo, hauhauhauhauhauhau.
That's the problem, people who genuinely want to help him can't even tell if it's real or an act. He dug his own grave by making the only thing he is known as is the guy who makes fake drama in mukangs so when he actually does have a breakdown or call for help no one believes him...
@@chax6376 ratio moment
We’re slowly watching this man lose his sanity
He’s already lost his sanity
No we are slowly watching him get more insane
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I'm also losing my sanity seeing you everywhere
Can I get a shout out evil I am a comentater
Caught my brother watching nick and I said "you know hes killing himself right?" This mad lad says "yup that's what I'm waiting for" like god damn man
I mean he’s just saying what most of this dudes audience is probably thinking
He’s the spokesman of what we think of this dude
One can only hope.
Honesty is always good. Even when it's not.
I do not feel sorry for him bro,he did this to himself,he use to be very skinny and healthy,idk what happened to him but seeing him now.Its far far too late.
I like how he uses the scooter and then clearly demonstrates that he's capable of walking in an awkward ridiculous overacted manner that is definitely more difficult than walking normally.
Me too.
I am genuinely sad at the fact a grown
man crying over spilling fries is making more money than most people
And here i am working 60-70 hrs a week
@@gunsmotleyqueen It's better to die like this by working than an inglorious death by ballooning up till you can't even walk.
@@prathamagarwal8135 waiting for him to be featured on a tlc show
@@prathamagarwal8135 Yeah but people wanna live there lives and not die nit everyone is edgy like you (jokes)
But he is sacrificing his health. I would rather be healthy.
This guy makes me feel better about myself, and that's a tough thing to do.
That's his whole fanbase
Same
he really makes me want to lose weight... i don't want to be like him ever...
@@khuu8342 are you obese?
His fans are over 18 we know his victim blaming is fake. And he tell if you sub ti someone who fake harass people in thucj ticj you equally evil as the creator so why are his fans not.
即使是鴨子奧古斯特也說他不能侮辱他，他還沒有對別人做過壞事，就像他的粉絲應得的那樣，即使他正在自殺，這也是他的選擇。他的粉絲已經 18 歲以上，他們知道做壞事會導致死亡，而且他不會強迫他的客串和其他東西，就像沒有人被他灌輸的素食老師一樣。這就像如果貝斯特先生開始瘋狂消費並且人們告訴他停止。就像除非你認識他，否則他不會影響任何人。
就像自殺是合法的，而且他沒有灌輸任何人
還有一些人怎麼能對那個素食老師的不良和素食飲食有更多的同情，而她看起來很不正常，嚇唬人們遠離素食主義並且令人反感，但更多的人討厭尼可加鱷梨。即使是一個孩子也會看到他的行為的後果，並且孩子會看著比他吃得更多的 Zach Hoi 和 Manny mucbangers，但由於他們不需要呼吸面罩並且不是 370 磅，他們不會看到後果並且可能會像他一樣吃東西，因為他是仍然是石南花，但他的新陳代謝很高，因為那些mucbangers是觀察者。人們欺負尼科多鱷梨，因為她不是老師，為什麼她被解僱為老師。這就是為什麼他說這是喜歡他的人的錯，因為他曾經是一名小提琴手而不是運動員，而小提琴手並沒有失去那麼多卡路里。他們討厭那些在湯米的情況下取笑那個素食老師是素食主義者的人，但與那些討厭肉食者的人一起笑，他們告訴他不要吃肉，而 nicocodo 即使在他是素食主義者的時候也變胖了，而且他讓他們看起來很糟糕。他們稱他為種族主義者，因為他在私人客串中說了 n 個詞，但 pokimane 米槍 Ksi Tommy W2S 和那個素食老師的情況更糟。說他取笑殘疾人是一種行為，他真的是殘疾人，因為你可以患肥胖症，他會不那麼活躍，也不會再吃那麼多，就像那個素食老師沒有做的那樣。就像人們看著這些巨大的爆炸知道不在家那樣做。
聽好，如果您認為 nicocodo 是一個不好的榜樣，那麼您是對的。但是在拯救你的同時稱他為有毒的真正邪惡自私貪婪的人，只要你看起來不像nicocodo，然後支持那個素食老師而不是他，而她看起來像一個骷髏，他從不強迫他的素食主義者或暴力主義者或大吵大鬧或像小孩一樣的抗脂肪恐懼症宣傳不支持他的方法，與一些素食老師的粉絲不同，他們明智地認為 nicocodo 鱷梨
就像我知道 nicocado 是不健康的，但那個素食老師也是如此，她看起來像一具骷髏，她是，nicocado 不喜歡給 anntonne 加裝，但如果你不關心他，為什麼要告訴 h 是一個邪惡的人。
她被解雇了，她差點殺了她的狗，她對湯米尼特來說很可怕，她欺負了很多人，但卡沃斯和很多人，包括那個拒絕癌症患者的女孩，仍然更喜歡她而不是 nicocado avocao。
就像是的，他不值得同情，但這並不意味著他是一個壞人，稱他為壞人的所有行為都是無用的，他沒有消極地損害了任何人的生活，這是一種行為，就像一切都是一種行為一樣。記住，mabye 做了一些慈善活動。就像那個素食主義者取笑 9/11 和大屠殺一樣。
我知道他指責他的粉絲是愚蠢的，即使人們告訴他，野獸先生也不會轟炸白宮。但這是一種行為，他不是一個壞人，他知道這一點。就像是的，他責怪他的粉絲，但支持某人自殺有點網絡欺凌。就像他的comes甚至說停止。就像我知道他責備別人是壞事，但他不會對他們產生負面影響，在某種程度上，這是他們的錯。就像他一直在獲得人們想要殺死一個優秀的 UA-camr 的人一樣，他們比他告訴別人這樣做更糟糕，就像即使支持希特勒也很糟糕，但希特勒可以做出自己的決定。
更喜歡那個虐待動物並將戈多姆與希特利相提並論的素食老師，只是因為全球變暖，那是愚蠢的。
也是一種行為。他實際上對奧蘭多沒有毒。另外，他只說很少是你的錯，這是一種行為。你必須意識到這一點。甚至我
我的意思是這是否意味著希特勒比他更好，或者斯大林他們的想法是關心計劃網並拯救國家？
再加上你得到了什麼，他不會改變，這是他的選擇，侮辱他並等待他離開他的世界是愚蠢的，因為他沒有傷害任何人。
就像只是讓您知道，喜歡他的人都是喜歡看到他死的邪惡的人或為他感到難過的人。對 nicocodo 鱷梨說去自殺，就像告訴野獸先生，如果他加速到街頭無家可歸。就像我不喜歡他一樣，只是要記住，他只是在摧毀他的生活，就像他的觀眾實際上是關心他的好人一樣，不喜歡他的飲食習慣，當他說這是你的錯時，他對他們說。另外只是讓你知道，他還有
不要停止喝水，所以不要喝水，因為如果他認為是那樣，那麼他會少喝水，然後發現它沒有幫助。然後他會意識到他喝的比水更理智和更美味。加上他吃的東西里有太多的水。所以他應該少吃點。就像你吃的每樣東西都有水一樣，他應該意識到這一點。另外，讓他成為素食主義者也無濟於事，就像他在成為素食主義者時並沒有變得更苗條一樣。就像他開始做很多事情時一樣，他是素食主義者。就像那個素食老師正在控制孩子們做她想做的事。就像連 3 歲的孩子都應該知道所有東西里都有水一樣，所以如果我們想變得很瘦，他甚至不會嘗試少喝水，並意識到這不是他讓他變胖的原因。
這是否意味著侮辱喜歡美式政府的人可以侮辱，因為美國做的比吃肉還糟糕？比如為什麼
人們也沒有在笑，他們很傷心，說是的，她有一個很好的信息，我們需要關心動物。就像那樣愚蠢，是的，我們需要關心氣候變化，但存在的動物指責氣候變化，那麼放棄素食主義肯定無濟於事。這就像說所有人都是邪惡的，因為人類指責氣候變化，然後說獨裁者是壞的，因為他們通過殺死他們來導致氣候變化。但同樣，就像那個素食老師介紹了差不多 4 萬無辜的人，如果我們假設 20 億人吃肉，她侮辱了 40 億人。 Nicodo 有 1000 萬粉絲，大多數人不同意他的飲食習慣。就像沒有人同意他們看到你看到的沒有孩子的後果一樣。然而，只有 10 萬人喜歡他的飲食。大多數人感覺不好。也是的，他侮辱了mucbangers，但這是一種行為。另外，他解釋說在他們的 10k 卡路里餐中加入 1 湯匙和步驟，他們很瘦。人們期待孩子會認為沒有後果。就像那個素食老師侮辱 20 億人與 nicocodo 侮辱 10 萬惡人一樣，但這是一種行為，他知道這一點，就像他可以像吃 10 個洋蔥圈一樣慢慢地吃東西，每年獲得 85,000 美元。
好的，首先，人們喜歡那個老師而不是鱷梨的原因是因為我們先有她，而他的習慣是相反的。那個素食老師說，如果他再次成為素食主義者，那將是最好的，因為尼克一，他曾經是素食主義者，他開始經常做素食主義者，如果他現在是素食主義者，可能會變胖，也許將來他可能會意識到成為素食主義者或吃肉不會停止他變胖的事實。她認為他們是現在的時候。
好吧，有些人一直在說有些男人一直在嘲笑那個素食老師。這就是為什麼她不那麼討厭五分卡多，然而，那是沒有意義的。因為在互聯網和 UA-cam 上，看起來比那個素食老師好得多的女人要糟糕得多。另外，大部分男人基本上都是肉食者，只說這句話，因為他們只看她的觀點。但這沒有任何意義。再加上你是偽君子法律，有一個八歲的孩子不知道第二次世界大戰，因為他們支持一個人而被禁止整個頻道但是，那個素食老師取笑恐怖電話受害者加上我的意思是，你會支持給 UA-cam 提供壞建議的惡作劇頻道嗎？過度打擊你的粉絲，因為希特勒支持世界狀況和階級和東西
也喜歡不僅是男人，還有女性也支持那位素食老師而不是尼克·阿卡多，因為那部素食老師的戲劇已經很老了，那是沒有意義的。 worker morebetifull womerare on yt. 那沒有意義。除非有別的原因，都是因為他們只是看她的看法。我的意思是，我的仙女不是老師取笑大屠殺受害者。奴役我，還有很多其他我們不會的。但我們說尼克·阿卡多要么同樣糟糕，要么更糟。就像，除非你在取笑他的時候關心他。我的意思是，他只是在損害自己的生命。雖然他是刻薄的擁有一切，可以離開。另外，你認為奧林會讓尼克·阿卡多變胖嗎？另外，他不是被迫吃東西的。那麼他怎麼和他一樣胖呢？就像她說他胖一樣，但如果你看他，他也一樣胖。不像住房，貪婪，是的，他很多。但這並不意味著他貪婪。那也許他說沒有食物，但事實並非如此。另外，他購買了他沒有告訴所有人的食物，併購買食物以獲得更多，因為他說在他吃完巨無霸之後他需要更多的食物，所以他並不貪婪，但他吃得太多。
Nick is a clear sign that humanity is devolving at an alarming rate
100th like again lol
Blame the Gaymericans.
The Sad Truth
@@aaronarauz5629 He is the impersonation of mental illness and playing the victim. He blames everyone saying “it’s your fault” for his weight and claims his weight is “water weight”. Get it together bro 🤣
Return to monkey? Or return to blob? But blob too small for Nick. Hmm, Monkey blob.
Nikocado Avocado has always been insane though
Where did your mustache go?
Seriously tho xD
Well no he's way worst now then before
Okay
Why am I seeing you everywhere i go?!
The thing that bothered me the most is getting on a handicap scooter when he clearly didn’t need it. He was able to “waddle” through the store just fine. He’s a disgusting person in more ways then one it’s safe to say.
he used to be a normal person. this is utterly depressing to watch
@@tamifluboy He used to be skinny... far far from a normal person, though...
Oh my a Ruby? XD that was a coincidence
Whenever he gets in the scooter, he’s actually making fun of this other UA-camr called amberly reid (However you spell her name). Still wrong tho
Wait so those handicap scooters are only for the ones who have physical disabilities?
How can he look at himself and live normally after acting like this publicly? I cringe at myself for doing things that no one even saw
The people without shame are usually the ones who need it.
Where are his parents??????
@@00Grimreaper00 not alive
Money.
@@Dyffz definitely.
He's like the real-life Eric Cartman and I'm horrified of that reality.
Except nik is more worse than Eric
How dare u insult Eric like that....don't put Eric on the same level as nik atleast Eric can make me laugh....nik just makes me wanna cry.
@@itsJieskies You know what both Eric Cartman and Nikocado avocado have in common, they don’t stand a chance against anime girls, Theropod dinosaurs, Pandora, skull island, etc.
@@matthewconnor696 they don't stand a chance against Jewish people too!
Yeah Gross
“I identify as skinny” was the precise moment in time when I officially gave up hope for nik. He’s in too deep, no saving him now I guess…
He is too deep in his lie, too deep in his man-child mind
@@mauricioromerovalverde7482 when you brainwash yourself into believing your own lies...
@@jakobi-wan6500 he is not lying to himself LOL
For a Snorlax, he is.
"I'm skinny" 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
How is he gonna identify as skinny when he can’t even identify a vegetable
Yup
Soon he’ll be a vegetable
(Slang for a person who’s in a coma or has a unrecoverable stroke)
@@sethgillanders7647 vegetative state
Lol he was vegan before this and looked normal💀💀
He was vegan for like 5 years! He definitely knows his vegetables
People should stop giving him so much attention, it only fuels his deadly addiction to make content where he and his partner eats themselves to the grave
He still alive? Damn it
@@jetnight88 I don't know how he's still here the guy eats enough to feed me fir a good 2-3 weeks
EXACTLY! WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL WATCHING HIM WHEN IT ONLY MAKES HIM CONTINUE GOING?!
You sir, are on point!
Its fine, welle celebrate once they take themselves to the grave
Yeah and he used to be skinny legit 3 years ago…
I’m actually starting to think he’s becoming a symbol of America in terminal decline, as when a society declines, it descends into madness.
He makes me miss the screeching girl.
agreed.
Hi random youtube channel I have no idea exists!
@@gottalivehappy he's a movie review channel for all the rated R or banned movies or just horror movies in general, if you like dark humor and witty goar movies you should check him out. He's a great entertainer.
if i had to watch one of them for the rest of my life i'd happily watch the screecher
I think she’s worse but jeez this guy is terrible
I’m convinced he has an eating disorder. He takes things to the extreme. When he was a vegan, he maxed out at 100lbs. and Looked just as unhealthy as he does now. It’s like we have a front row seat to his demise. I hope he gets help.
i’ve been having the same theory. as someone who has had one-the symptoms and timelines and behavior add up. and in all honesty you can be in denial when you’re in the midst of an eating disorder. the video posts could be “body checking”, the behavior towards Orlin about not sharing, the “it’s your fault!”… in some way it’s the ED’s way of making his behavior is “okay” and that he’s got control of what he’s doing when in reality he is completely out of control… now i’m not saying he DOES have an ED i am nowhere near able to diagnose that, but coming from someone who’s been in recovery and has done tons of therapy/research and am fairly well-educated in my most confident option: i theorize that Nikado Avocado has an eating disorder.
I feel like it’s because deep down he doesn’t want to do this as a career.
@@jenikitty711 he probably does.
Yeah since he was a raw vegan he was thin, but definetly NOT as unhealthy as he is now.
He wasn't 100 pounds. He was 155 pounds. But now he is double that weight and he clearly does not care. 😕😕😔😔😑😑
Who’s the three people who dislike? Probably nikakodo, orline and their one fan.
Orlin because Nick forced him
Make that 24 dislikes 22 of there fans and orline and Nick
Well Nikokado is 3 people in one...
@@adorhitax5067 that's true
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At 11:40 did you know he looks like those little birds when they're hungry and want to be feed from their mother?
Omg yeah
New theory?
"It's just water weight," said the 300+lbs man who eats and wastes massive amounts of food yearly, and consumes enough food in a meal to feed a family.
Family of 30🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@malo5929 Lol true
We could solve global hunger
@Daruki Neo eh, not exactly murica.
@@malo5929 more like +10 families worth of the food he's eating lmao
This man has so much damn energy that he could train enough to not look like this
I mean food is energy and he clearly eats alot of food😂
This man has so much damn '' energy'' he could stop a train.
This guy is an inspiration to us all! For all the wrong reasons... it shows us what not to be, an overweight, emotionally distraught baby
An anti-inspiration, a cautionary tale
Nick might have an ED, but that doesn't excuse him of his bad actions
“Its just waterweight” maybe its all the greasy burgers, big fries, oily onion rings, cheesy pizza, etc I cant even name everything he eats everyday. Total 5000-9000 calories a day
Remember the video: "Nastiest Tiktok Videos in History"? Where the woman makes a dish with almost 7000 calories. Just one lol
Bruh that is about what Olympic athletes eat to be able to what they do.
@@KB-cc5qx yes, but they’re athletes, they actually burn all those calories off unlike some disgusting man we all know.
@@TheRogueCapspat I know, I am a USA swimmer and eat about 6,000 calories a day and still only weight about 125lbs.
Thinking of all that grease in all that food is making me sick
I would like to see 'That Vegan Teacher' have a go at him LOL.
The wind blows in a barren and wasted land, nothing but ruins of buildings and skeletons of the living beings that once roamed the land. A feminine old figure walks with a dark and battered cloak on, but then a loud stomp could be heard miles away. The figure turns around to see where the sound came from, but all she could see was the dust clouds of sand filling the air. She hears it again, this time she’s something in the distance
A silhouette of a monster coming towards her, she gets ready to engage but then the silhouette becomes more clear, it’s not something, it’s someone… A large fat man, weighing more than around 300 pounds walks towards her, he suddenly stops as the two figures exchange looks at each other. The man looks at the women, contemplating who can survive the war…
The man realizes who it is…
“Surprised?”
The women uttered a single word… The mans face turns crimson red as he yells out at the women
“You have taken away all of the meat on the planet! You will pay for your sins!”
The women speaks again, her annoying but calm voice speaks to the man again
“And you have taken away all of the vegetation’s on the planet and killed all of my fellow vegans, you should be the one to pay…”
The mans face calms a little and he speaks again…
“We’ll see who pays, feel the power of my water weight”
Suddenly, he lets a burst of red lightning from his finger tips to the women, before she can react, the women gets blasted back and falls on her chest. The man crackles and laughs at the women, the women gets up with her hood off, she looks at the man with a digusted face
“What happened to you nick? What caused you to snap and turn away from the vegan ways?”
Nicks face turns red again
“Vegananism is nothing compared to the power of MEAT! When I felt the power of meat, I became one with it…”
The women lashes back at nick
“Only the weak embrace the meat, only the strong resist it”
Surprisingly, nick doesn’t lash back at her, instead he grins at the lady
“Then you’ll feel the full power of the meat side Karen…”
Karen glares at nick and speaks again
“Unless I have something to say about it first”
Nick suddenly gets knocked back as Karen unleashes a powerful force push that pushes nick meters away where he was standing, nick struggles to get up due to his overpowering weight. Karen grins at the sight of nick struggling to stand, Karen takes off her cloak and jumps towards nick. Nick finally gets up and attempts to run away but Karen lands in front of him, catching him off guard. Karen speaks with a grin on her face
“If your so powerful, why leave?”
Karen ignites her lightsaber, the green bright blade repressing the vegan and vegetables that once grew on the planet, nick was surprised but then his turns into a grin which surprises Karen.
“You will not stop me Karen, Orlin has already become more chonky than me and you COMBINED!”
Nick ignites his lightsaber, it’s crimson red blade represents the meat from cattle and the blood from the enemies he sat on.
The last of the vegans vs the last of the meat eaters, ancient vegan vs ancient meat. All of the vegans vs all of the meat. The two greatest warriors the world has ever known, finally coming together to begin the greatest and last battle of the vegan war…
@@cakeboy7782 this is a work of art. I commend you.
@@cakeboy7782 become a writer this is fucking art m8
Unstoppable force meets an immovable object
@@cakeboy7782 This is a masterpiece
I have never felt such a raw, genuine hate for a person I’ve known for 10 minutes. If I saw this man in public I would run the other way. I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from punching him in the face if we ever interacted dear god
Bit of a harsh thing to say about August The Duck..
@@NoMilkNoSugartheblog I was talking abt Nick lol
@@illybell8180 😅
@@illybell8180 I dont hate him he just needs some help
def hope someone tips him off the store's scooter
When I watch these videos, for the first time, I'm grateful for ads. My brain's losing braincells and I need those for my upcoming assessments and tests. Also, thank you to AugustTheDuck! I love your channel and what you discuss. Keep up the good work!
Of course he's eaten a lawn mower.
Ayy... Funny seeing you here. Love your reviews man...❤️
Obviously
he is the lawnmower he mowed everything in front of him
@@realazhar facts
Someone ate a plane before.
He's pretty much just broadcasting himself committing suicide. It's kind of worrying.
Yeah I could actually see you got a point sadly for him he like a 2-year old looking for attention!
Self destruction for money
Would his account terminated for self harm
I think he genuinely needs help, he'll die before 40 at this rate
He has choosen this path, he can deal with it on his own
I still can’t believe this dude makes money hand over fist gorging himself with food, yelling at his viewers and blaming everyone else for his own problems. Why can’t I do this? Oh that’s right, I have a bit more self-respect than that. Again thank you duck man for taking one for the team. Everyone take care, take it easy and be safe
My exact thoughts
9:07 if he is skinny I am severely underweight.
I agree
If he is skinny then I starved to death a decade ago
If he is skinny I’m an ant
I actually feel bad for him. In his old videos, he looks and acts like a somewhat likeable human being. But now, he is just a calorie ball, acting like 5 year old kid.
I dont think 5 year old kid act like that lmao
@@meshalos1160 Yeah, a 5 year old kid would probably act a bit more mature.
You feel bad for him???
How? why?
@@MirodahROVANIIK His life could've been a lot better, has he not stuck making these kind of videos.
@@NineteenInFrench, probably but it's his decision making that kind of shit. So, I don't feel bad for him.
06:20 orlen was found dead the next day in there house his body cavity had been ripped open as if someone tried to eat him when nikocado was questioned at the police station all he said was “ where’s the cheese” and “ It’s just water wait people” this is the last know footage of him.
His virginity: bye
His cuteness: bye
His kindness: bye
His hardwork: bye
His sanity: bye
His Brain Cells and IQ:Adios
If a guy like this can lose his virginity maybe that means I have a chance after all
His virginity: still there
@@astrosuperkoala1 yeah...... check is other social medias....
The fact that people pay him to continually abuse his body like that, and the fact that he is WILLINGLY going along with it, makes death via 'heart attack while sitting' more probable.
He supposedly had 2 already. I saw a yt short about it
He's just trying be funny at this point. And fully embracing his cringeyness.
He saw people were laughing at him so he embraced it. But this is just too far
@@nossta5242 I am one of those people and I’m ashamed for laughing at him
He got this like a formula and it works. He knows people and channels like this will make videos on him to laugh at him. The guy is actually pretty smart in real life and most of what he shows or says are all an act.
I used to hate on him pretty hard but now that I realized that its cringey on purpose I just laugh my ass off this shit is hilarious to me now. Especially that walk. And how he shakes his head and makes that face when he talks. Fucking great hahaha 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂 I'm 💀💀💀
i just saw a comment that said the exact opposite
August talking about Nickocado Avocado having a mental breakdown so calmly is like listening to a narrator for an animal documentary talking about a train wreck.
I used to watch his stuff back when he was vegan and not dangerously obese.
Same here.. it’s so weird seeing him like this now . He used to be so kind and peaceful
Oh, look how the mighty have fallen.
"or you die as an hero or you live long enought to became the vilain"
@@briiiibrii nah it's the money. It doesn't change people, it just makes it easier to take the mask off/let it fall off
i want nick to gain more weight, it will be so exciting for him to become 600 lbs😂
When Nick said "it tastes like lawnmower", I was laughing quietly lol
@neophyte_44 So, kale tastes like a machine you use to cut grass now apparently!🤣
As an Italian, if you EVER see a person “massaging a sauce” don’t buy the sauce💀
Why though? Im asking genuinely 😅
@@imagine_it_stories6672 Because someone having their hands elbow deep in the sauce is disgusting.
What even is 'massaging a sauce'?
@@norasstories3268 yeah what it is?
@@Thelango99 ew
Man, I fear the day when he’ll be big enough to go on ‘my six hundred pound life.’ and from how fast he is gaining weight I can say it won’t be long
you fear tomorrow
And then he'll have mental breakdowns when Dr.Now tells him he needs to get his act together.
Okay, 11:02 Orlin looks so upset and defeated. Can we just take a moment to recognize that Orlin can only do so much to get Nikocado healthier.
"It's just water weight"
Famous last words
I have a feeling we're watching someone who won't be alive for much longer.
Every second of his content makes me think that something deep within him is deeply broken.
His soul has been corrupted in the truest sense. It's very sad to see
Its like a slow suicide
The real question would be what organ in his body actually still works properly. I mean this guy is so obese his lymphatic system doesn't transport water anymore, but instead pure grease.
Joys of working medical for years… he’ll be lucky if he still has both his legs as he gets older (diabetes is a B, and I’ve seen my share of legs shriveling up and turning black). Some folks can last longer than you’d ever expect and some folks die wayyyyy before their time.
Someone said he wasn't vegan enough before he got addicted to eating
This guy wakes up and he's like let's eat a whole shitload of food be horribly cringing the whole time
And, that get's him 2.5M subs.... maybe there is no God afterall :(
yup, and he makes a bag doin it
Every morning he wakes up in a pile of his own diarrhea.
He'll get diabetes
@@hamadaelwarky2605 probably has already
you know, with the fries, nick said "i'm gonna starve" because one fry was gone
Cuz hes a cat
I saw that too
"You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve."
nice pfp bro
Usually sit in disgust anytime I see nik,but the “taste like lawnmower “ got me after 4yrs he got me
Yeah. As much as I hate encouraging him, he is kinda funny sometimes. Not encouraging him won’t change a thing, anyway. He knows his health is screwed and he clearly couldn’t care less, so why should we. I’ve learned it’s best to just chuckle at the occasionally funny moments and move on with my day.
‘I identify as skinny’
Well I identify as 6’ 4 but we can’t get everything we want
I identify as a 6'1" high school football star
@@silviathesylveon9866 I identify as 4 ' 10 kid
When i saw him walk I was like “HE CAN WALK”😂😂😂😂
U call that walking?
@@buli4028 damn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@buli4028 💀
On second thought no-
I just realized that instead of compulsively binge eating I could watch a Nickaco Avocado video even if I’m still hungry after witnessing that I’ll feel too guilty knowing that one man just ate enough food to feed China.
Or Africa
Hey august. You're currently my favourite UA-camr. I discovered you a few months ago, and since then you've made my day and made me laugh with your hilarious jokes. Keep doing what you are.
“A man acting like a child can’t hurt you” Nikoavocado appears
Yea he is the best and funny
Imagine how the people who told him “he wasn’t vegan enough” feel now.
Now were telling him hes not fat enough. Its not about what we say, its that he listens
If I said stuff like: “It’s just water weight.”, then people would think I’ve never eaten in my life
i guess you do actually look like a french fry
Lol same
8:06 Me at 10 years old being a drama Queen about eating kale.
"A man who has been famous for all the wrong reasons"
*Me remembering his OnlyFans: NO PLEASE NO*
WHAT HE HAS AN ONLYFAN WHAT
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Him and Orlin made sextape.
@@it_is_what_it_is269 I miss the the 3mins of my life I didn't know and searched this
@@masa-qi8cx I missed only first 3 seconds because dude in our discord group put that stuff in chat as bait gif with big tiddy woman
@@it_is_what_it_is269 no fucking way!
11:19 Orlin just looks dead inside
The perfect battle:
Nikovacado vs ThatVeganTeacner
Or simplified
Diabetes vs the entire country of Ethiopia
i would actually pay to see that
This would be fucking legendary
@@mickymi9 💀💀
Basically Nikovacado vs his old self
Imagine if he met the vegan teacher 💀
💀
if he does, world war 3 will begin
Battle of the century
Wow you predicted the future
All jokes aside, eating obsessions usually sprout from childhood trauma, and its just sad to see this.
He literally would have been fine if he sticked to what he was doing 4-5 years ago. Remember his violin cover?
exactly
he would be no where as famous lmao
@@ugiboogy1111 So you think he is better now?
@@chubbyanemone696 when did I ever say that?
@@chubbyanemone696 calm down cream puff
I get the feeling that Nikado Avocado is going to film his death video one of these days and its existence will turn into a creepypasta.
SCP Foundation are gonna love this
Lol
I hope he does
4:21 - its under the sauce
He has 8000 calories a meal wich is 3x times the amount single male should have a day
The thing is he is three males lol
Vitor Fernandes lol
Most of the labels I see on food say that 2000 calories is what the average human should consume daily which puts him at 4 days of food in a single meal.
That's about how much bodybuilders and strongmen eat when they are bulking up. The thing is they don't eat processed garbage.
Also I'm pretty sure he doesn't do any kind of exercise.
And he doesn't look like a tall person.
The amount of food this guy eats in one day could feed a whole village of starving kids in africa for a month
Because In villages in other continents it wouldn’t feed.
Fun fact: Majority of africans aren't living in poverty lmao.
Sorry to burst your ignorance but a lot of Africans are doing pretty well.
The U.S actually has a huge child hunger problem.
Pretty fucking funny 😂😂
Why are you guys taking this joke so seriously. You guys need to take a chill pill
Now I'm just thinking that Orlin is being trapped by Nikocado or smth, thats why he cant leave him
8:46 sounded like he burped 😆
4:58 as a Pizza Hut employee I'm deeply disgust. even tho it's Papa John's it didn't deserve this fate. no pizza does. this should be a crime
He is literally a big baby. Inside he is -100 years old, and on the outside he does not exist
He does exist on the outside, in fact so much of him exists its hard to miss
@@huntersparks2875 He is existense.
@@huntersparks2875 ah yes, I see you miss the part where the inside shows on the outside due to there being not outside. That is why he acts like a -100 year old. (Negative baby years)
"Whar's da cheese?!"
This is the one man who'd enjoy Cooking with Jack's "food".
0:06 holy shit he can walk?!!!
Not anymore
This guy used to be completely 'normal'. I think he needs help.
I think he does also lol
Yes at one point he use to be a thin vegan...can you imagine??? WOW...
He never looked healthy he used to be anorectic vegan who lived off avocados now he eats everything in a day except for avocados.
Didn’t he used to be a violin god?
He makes money and wants to continue making it.
Every time I see his videos I feel like going to the gym more and more because I never wanna end up like that guy
Lol more motivation to loose even more weight and get healthy 😘😂😘
Nicado: I have perfect bowels.
Nicado: releases heroshima on his chair.
God bless his poor, poor toilet
Hiroshima lmfao
@@iesaismail9965 yep.
Your nikocado videos introduced me to your channel, and I'm glad they did :)
I also hate the fact that so many people are living in poverty and hunger while this hefty specimen of a human is legit shoving pizza in his face for "content".
-- and that is exactly why I unironically like his content.
Iam not on Avocados side, I think his content is pretty horrible, but this argument makes no sense. If he paid for that food, he can do whatever floats his boat with it no matter if somebody on the other side of the planet is starving or not. Its his money, then he can do whatever he wants to do with them. Thats like saying ugh this millionare is driving the newest Lamborghini Aventador, he should be ashamed of him self, like doesnt he know some people on earth cant even afford a car? I would critisize his content, but not with this point you made.
@@petronator_4551 i think the main problem isn't the money being spend but the food being wasted
@@emmamh3080 it's hardly real food, junk food is easy to make and multiply
It's hid money tho-
5:48 I was laughing so hard cause I got an ad for taking care of a baby right when nikoavado asked if he took a fry
Duck uploading makes my day everytime
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For me my Night because different Timezone
Seeing this man constantly is the only motivation I need to keep eating right and working out on a regular basis
Feel bad for Orlin having to deal with Nikocado's shenanigans
He gave up everything to sadly watch his life flit away thanks to this lunatic madman.
Feel bad for what? For bad acting?
3:44 imagine being a kid and this green man walks at you like that. I would be crying
PTSD
Well it could be either a Discord mod or just a Fat guy that wants to eat kids, so yea, would also run
8:11 question: how does he know what a lawn mower tastes like?
August is always so calm while reacting
I know this video is mostly disgusting and sad cringe, but Nick poetically screaming ,,Where is the cheese?!" unironically made my day.
He kinda sounds like snot or tuttle from American dad when they go on a frenzy
After he rubbed his face with pizza, he kinda looked like Papa John.
Ive never seen a couple that needed a marriage counsoler more than my parents
Real.
Imagine being this man's parents,seeing your 30 year old son stuff him self with food and call his thick rolls "water weight"
"If I'm identified as skinny, then what it is" Then vid got cut to an ad for a healthy tea to help weight loss LoL
He needed it
I'm surprised. this man is eating more food than his is own body mass.
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@@No-wh4hs .
@@subscribers-jc4ok .
@@kittyprisoner3057 what did they say (the videos)
**has a mental breakdown 2 years ago**
“I’m not losing weight”
**continues to stuff himself**
**gains 200lbs**
Honestly august deserves a like for having to watch this torture🇳🇴
When you want a cheese burger but get a hamburger instead...5:04
12:48
Nikokado: *takes burger
Me: 2 burritos and 1 burger?
*2nd burger*
Me: tf
*3rd burger arrives*
Me: *HOLLY SHIT*
Edit: seems Dat I al talked too aoon
4 years ago he was a normal human being. What happened man
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Some grass hole told him to start eating meat
Lol fame happened
@@g.p4737 I see what you did there
Niki is the reason elevators have weights limits all over them.
He isn’t allowed on a plane with more that 14 passengers for fear of weight it down or tipping it.
Every step he takes, a small earthquake happens on the other side of the earth.
WHY WASNT THAT DAMN SCOOTER BROKEN
“This video is titled ‘I don’t fit on the Walmart scooter’. I’m outraged because first off that’s a Target” 😂
The pain in the duck's voice is real.
5:07 that guy just assulted a pizza..., I never knew someone could do that
How does August always pause on the FUNNIEST frame 😂
Timing