My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
18:39 - "Did that double roll?!" Going frame by frame, yes it did -- You missed out on [from left pedestal to right pedestal] Mega Mush, Red Key, and Raw Liver. 21:56 - Funny background event: Krampus dropped a Lump of Coal on the left pedestal, Mattman used spindown while Guppy's Paw happened to be on it, which spundown into another Lump of Coal.
In fact the reason it double rolled is because matts not on the new patch, the rock bottom he got right after is only quality 3, they upped into 4 last update
lazy mattman genuinely makes my day better whenever he uploads. I lost the god run where I was trying to unlock the forgotten (got moms knife & tech x) and ended up dying in the womb II. I was feeling so destroyed but when I saw you uploaded, I smiled. Thank you.
I will say that the game audio is louder than preivous videos, but as I've never played Isaac, this means that I'm actually hearing the music for the first time ever, and it sounds so cool!!
Console commands. As long as any mod is installed, he's able to access the console and use debug commands - one of them invokes the Glowing Hourglass effect
I was screaming at my screen for a solid 4 minutes at Mattman to just bomb into the secret room instead of doing laps around the floor and avoid the spike room, then he ups and loses perfection AND triggers damocles because of that... never change dude
21:19 I swear i see a frame of a Sacred Heart right there, missing the spindown but not at the same time is truly a Mattman’s moment PD: The Sacred Heart of Schrodinger
Hey Mattman! I've been watching your videos for over a year now and I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you do! Since last year I've been depressed, many friends have left me and life in general has gone downhill, but it was your videos that helped me through the hard beginning of it all and still help me to lift my spirits and keep me going in this world, no matter what the situation. also thanks to your videos I learned to play The Binding Of Isaac and learned many mechanics, tricks and how to play the most difficult characters in the game. thank you so much for everything
I respect the out of you for steering clear of sponsorship. Not many creators out there do it for the love anymore. You clearly love what you do and that's why I prefer to watch these videos
Here in spain is 6am and I was waiting to your video before I go to sleep 😂 (I love your videos BTW I started watching them a bit ago and I saw every old video I could find because I love them)
Matt, Tainted Lazarus, as if by some magnetic force, has an irresistible pull to the bosom of the earth, colloquially known to such a commonperson as "the mines"
he cheats and redoes stupid mistakes sometimes in his vids. He has admitted to it before. For him, it's nbd. It's up to you whether you are cool with it or not.
discovered your channel not that long ago, but what i really want to say is - i absolutely love to watch/listen to your videos. watching insane and amazing tboi content WHILE listening to you is like talk to a friend (makes me not that lonely) well, thanks for your videos, i appreciate 'em and you, keep it up! also congrats on new pc parts!
Matt, I've watched a ton of your videos, instantly I can tell you the video is a constant 60 frames a second, where previously on each video it would fluctuate, this is so much better!
Hey matt, my depression really peaked last night and this morning, and i really wasnt feeling myself today at work, but thanks for uploading, you gave me a fun video to watch on my break, and helped me feel better and laugh a bit, so, thanks for what you do man 👍
22:22 The especially funny thing about Honey is how Markiplier talked about his distrust of it years before all this came out, right down to predicting a "Honey conspiracy" being eventually exposed
I've been on a bit of a mattman binge recently. I have to say, you have gotten much better at creating these master pieces. Even from a little over a year ago
I love you mattman i just started playing issac a a few months ago and I've been watching your videos everyday, I love listening to you talk about your life every video. Goodluck with the new computer!
i love the louder game audio, i have really sensitive hearing so i can't turn the audio up a lot, so i'll miss quite a bit if there's a difference between the mic and game. but this as it is right now is great in my opinion
Going through the dangerous spike room, risking getting hit, over bombing into the other side of the secret room with the gold bomb is DEFINITELY a Mattman moment
Hey Matt, lots of people discussing game audio in here. You could do a community poll and ask all of us if it should be louder/quieter/stay the same. Great video as always!
Mattman i just wanna say thank you for uploading everyday. Watching your videos helps me ease into college life. Ive been going through a lot in terms of my relationship, family, and overall personal problems and watching all your videos helps me calm down throughout a busy day. Love the work and please keep doing what makes you happy
1) You can easily notice what version you are playing by looking at the gap between numbers (coins, keys, bombs), now it's bigger. 2) About double reroll, it's not "fixed" you can still get it.
"This will probably be the floor that we break, or it'll be the floor that we don't make" reminds me of my mother when we where at a chinese restaurant. She looked around the décor (it's kinda similar to every other chinese restaurant yeh?) and said "If you didn't know where we are, you might've thought we where somewhere else". Now that's a family saying. Don't know what floor your elevator stopped on? 'If you don't know, you might believe something different'.
Mattman I love your videos I’ve been having a really bad couple of months but your videos are the only things that have kept me going really so thank you
The game audio is louder then normal, but still amazing video, got into Isaac recently and you’re videos have helped me continue to grind 💪 keep being the the game man!!
Mattman forgetting to turn on Found HUD really is a Mattman moment.
Chat moment.
The game audio is a decent bit louder and I love it because I can hear the music much better
Yes but I cant hear matts breathing on my neck the way I like it
@@germancaubarrere3085😔😔
I agree that it's better but it's definitely overshadowing the actual gameplay audio. If he increased that a little I think it'll be good
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Isn't that from gran turismo 21:02 or am I wrong i know I've heard it lol
18:39 - "Did that double roll?!"
Going frame by frame, yes it did -- You missed out on [from left pedestal to right pedestal] Mega Mush, Red Key, and Raw Liver.
21:56 - Funny background event: Krampus dropped a Lump of Coal on the left pedestal, Mattman used spindown while Guppy's Paw happened to be on it, which spundown into another Lump of Coal.
In fact the reason it double rolled is because matts not on the new patch, the rock bottom he got right after is only quality 3, they upped into 4 last update
@@titlepending6198 I also think they changed the tear amount given by hemo, it looks like a lot more than on the beta
21:02 Not enough people are talking about this moment probably my favorite edit and seeing sacred heart to the right afterwards is the cherry on top
“He got that legit!”
lazy mattman genuinely makes my day better whenever he uploads. I lost the god run where I was trying to unlock the forgotten (got moms knife & tech x) and ended up dying in the womb II. I was feeling so destroyed but when I saw you uploaded, I smiled. Thank you.
the fact that he run the whole way around the map and not just bomb out of the secret room at 15:55 is truely at mattman moment
he lost perfection because of running around too, unlucky, definitely a textbook mattman moment
Chat moment
0:40 A rebuild almost like the computer was… rebirthed…
IS THAT A REFERENCE TO THE POPULAR INDI GAME MADE BY EDMOND MCMILLAN CALLED THE BINDING OF ISAC 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Absolute cinema
Sorry... you're NOT lazy mattman.
Anti spiral
Excuse you
14:46 this proves its him he missed the tinted skull
@gavinxxonline6397I cannot escape anti spiral
🤓☝️
16:50 Not using blank card with the judgement? to get a free restock machine is truly a mattman moment
I just got to that moment, and this comment hurts that it was true. Truly a mattman moment
Chat moment
matt not realizing hes not on beta+ until the end of the run is the mattest moment of them all
I will say that the game audio is louder than preivous videos, but as I've never played Isaac, this means that I'm actually hearing the music for the first time ever, and it sounds so cool!!
This video is really a Mattman DLC moment, unlocking visual delights every minute until you get the full mattman experience we all love
Mattman losing Perfection at 17:30 because he didn't bomb the secret room's other wall and chose to go the long way instead is such a Mattman moment.
Chat moment.
3:30 So hype being noticed by Matt! Love you man ❤❤
9:10 That scream was HUMONGUS
13:13 Matt forgetting about habit is truly a mattman moment
He didn't wanna procc Damocles by bombing himself
@@roedagardet He could've used the sac room
@@ferretrevelvent6793 or curse room
Beat me to it
I'm crying
10:39 matt getting fooled by the 3 rock puzzle is a lazy mattman moment
9:22 blowing key beggar while having 7 useless keys is such a mattman moment
Mattman just spawning in sacred heart after missing the spin down and just not saying anything is such a mattman moment
Nah, he just redid the room and hit the Toothpicks spindown properly that time (he shows some brief footage of that right after the Stapler blunder)
@@kevinb1229 how does he redo room ?
Console commands. As long as any mod is installed, he's able to access the console and use debug commands - one of them invokes the Glowing Hourglass effect
@@kevinb1229 Thank you !
18:43 mattman not realising he's not playing on repentance+ is a mattman moment
Matman getting hemo start when he’s testing setting is such a matman moment
11:08 mattman saying Pg tips is the best British tea is a mattman moment fr 😂 Yorkshire tea (for branded) all the way
Agreed, Yorkshire tea is way better
Mattman not blowing up the wall to not have to take the trip around is truly a Mattman moment
I was screaming at my screen for a solid 4 minutes at Mattman to just bomb into the secret room instead of doing laps around the floor and avoid the spike room, then he ups and loses perfection AND triggers damocles because of that... never change dude
LITERALLY JUST BEAT MOTHER WITH TAINTED LOST WOOOOOOOOO
Every SINGLE time i pick up crystal key, ill be reminded about this Dub of Dubs
Congratulations, man.
Love you babygirl. I love not sleeping at night and then watching you balling at 7AM. Truly a Mattman moment. A moment that brings people happiness.
Mattman is not letting his UA-camr luck get away while testing is truly one of a kind
21:19 I swear i see a frame of a Sacred Heart right there, missing the spindown but not at the same time is truly a Mattman’s moment
PD: The Sacred Heart of Schrodinger
no greater feeling than coming home, snackies in hand, and seeing Mattman upload 4 minutes ago
For me he uploads like hour before school starts
matt racing key bum to every key on dark room even though he has pay to play is truly a mattman moment
Gamma is a little bit lower
The game looks a little bit bigger
All of the isaac’s settings were resetted (no stats, no items etc.)
Hey Mattman! I've been watching your videos for over a year now and I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you do! Since last year I've been depressed, many friends have left me and life in general has gone downhill, but it was your videos that helped me through the hard beginning of it all and still help me to lift my spirits and keep me going in this world, no matter what the situation. also thanks to your videos I learned to play The Binding Of Isaac and learned many mechanics, tricks and how to play the most difficult characters in the game. thank you so much for everything
2:20 walking Isaac moment ☕🦍
3:09 yippie😛 yippie🥺 yippie😄 yippie😍 yippie🥳 yippie😡
20:01 my heart broke into a million pieces, lachryphagy is my favorite item how could you matthew
I once had a hard carry from lachryphagy and a diplo'd Continuum. Actually wild-ass synergy cuz they stack the range upgrades
5:15 talks about needing bombs, game spawns trollbomb
peak comedy thanks edmund
And he also just passed up Ghost Bombs
I respect the out of you for steering clear of sponsorship. Not many creators out there do it for the love anymore. You clearly love what you do and that's why I prefer to watch these videos
"never make this mistake" was really flabbergasted by that haemolacrea
I see you are a "Schlatt" viewer
the key clacks at 4:40 are so satisfying
Here in spain is 6am and I was waiting to your video before I go to sleep 😂 (I love your videos BTW I started watching them a bit ago and I saw every old video I could find because I love them)
Matt, Tainted Lazarus, as if by some magnetic force, has an irresistible pull to the bosom of the earth, colloquially known to such a commonperson as "the mines"
3:27 that's some dirt in the eyes. He'll play Bethany off one comment but not the many asking for a forgotten run.
He forgor
Anyone else notice the sacred heart suddenly appearing in his found HUD after he missed the toothpicks spindown? Truly a mattman moment
he cheats and redoes stupid mistakes sometimes in his vids. He has admitted to it before. For him, it's nbd. It's up to you whether you are cool with it or not.
@ I mean if he’s honest about it’s not really a big deal, I just never noticed that before
The game volume seems a bit loud, but other than that, it’s looking and sounding great!
discovered your channel not that long ago, but what i really want to say is - i absolutely love to watch/listen to your videos.
watching insane and amazing tboi content WHILE listening to you is like talk to a friend (makes me not that lonely)
well, thanks for your videos, i appreciate 'em and you, keep it up!
also congrats on new pc parts!
Bobabebebop 0:00
2:30 is one of the best lazy mattman moment 😌
I love it when mattman just fucks around while editing it's so funny and has a charm to it
mattman not using blank card to spawn another reverse judgement is such a mattman moment
Matt, I've watched a ton of your videos, instantly I can tell you the video is a constant 60 frames a second, where previously on each video it would fluctuate, this is so much better!
Love how at 6:17 mattman says always take drugs then gets health down range down range up but tears down
Don’t worry to much abt your video’s changing lazy mattman. Your sense of humor and relaxing commentary always brings me back
Hey matt, my depression really peaked last night and this morning, and i really wasnt feeling myself today at work, but thanks for uploading, you gave me a fun video to watch on my break, and helped me feel better and laugh a bit, so, thanks for what you do man 👍
22:22 The especially funny thing about Honey is how Markiplier talked about his distrust of it years before all this came out, right down to predicting a "Honey conspiracy" being eventually exposed
I've been on a bit of a mattman binge recently. I have to say, you have gotten much better at creating these master pieces. Even from a little over a year ago
Thank you mattman for the video
21:01 is truly the most mattman of a mattman moment
i need more lil portal action
I love you mattman i just started playing issac a a few months ago and I've been watching your videos everyday, I love listening to you talk about your life every video. Goodluck with the new computer!
Matt tainted lilith yearns for the basement
i love the louder game audio, i have really sensitive hearing so i can't turn the audio up a lot, so i'll miss quite a bit if there's a difference between the mic and game. but this as it is right now is great in my opinion
Got Isaac during the winter sale and unlocked Bethany first try thanks to everything I’ve learned from your videos, thank you mattman
Going through the dangerous spike room, risking getting hit, over bombing into the other side of the secret room with the gold bomb is DEFINITELY a Mattman moment
Hey Matt, lots of people discussing game audio in here. You could do a community poll and ask all of us if it should be louder/quieter/stay the same. Great video as always!
22:00 mattman not taking bookworm for free here is such a mattman moment
Mattman i just wanna say thank you for uploading everyday. Watching your videos helps me ease into college life. Ive been going through a lot in terms of my relationship, family, and overall personal problems and watching all your videos helps me calm down throughout a busy day. Love the work and please keep doing what makes you happy
Hey Matt ! Game audio is a bit louder than before, but it actually felt better to me :)
Always enjoy your content !
Love from France
11:40 uploads on a school night. I’m supposed to be locking in mattman 😂
I take it back video was gas
mattman is a real one for being a real one. Gamer ass hell dude
26:53 Getting a phone notification is a Mattman moment
Finally we can understand what Matt's talking about regarding the music on the floors xD
13:12 not using habit to charge the d6 is such a mattman moment
Mattman either not playing on Rep+ is truly a mattman moment
0:44 not calling it a rebirth is truly a mattman moment
As coolderpdude said, the game audio is louder, but you can also tell the graphics are more crisp which I personally really enjoy.
Always appreciate your vids mattman. Ty for your chad grind set
Mattman your voice is a soothing remedy for my restless nights, love the gameplay dude
1) You can easily notice what version you are playing by looking at the gap between numbers (coins, keys, bombs), now it's bigger.
2) About double reroll, it's not "fixed" you can still get it.
3:06 "We're probably gonna roll and go Angels"
4:20 *takes devil deal*
Peak drop 14 minutes ago just before I sleep at 11:49!!! We got the Mattman sleep fuel
Matman: dude sorry for waiting my computer had problems
Tboi: no problem man, welcome back. Here take this (haemolacria)
Mattman not playing on the Repentance+ Beta and failing the 50/50 for the Void is truly a Mattman Moment
13:01 habit+curse room to roll
Love you Mr mat man, I listen to you talk more than my family
Mattman testing settings and finding Haemo is truly a Mattman Moment
Tbh, I've basically learnt most of the items in the game through your videos, and I very much appreciate your use of the item description mod
Matt rerolling the stapler instead of the toothpicks actually brought a tear to my eye
"This will probably be the floor that we break, or it'll be the floor that we don't make" reminds me of my mother when we where at a chinese restaurant. She looked around the décor (it's kinda similar to every other chinese restaurant yeh?) and said "If you didn't know where we are, you might've thought we where somewhere else". Now that's a family saying.
Don't know what floor your elevator stopped on? 'If you don't know, you might believe something different'.
Mattman forgetting the forgotten for nearly a year is wild
Mattman I love your videos I’ve been having a really bad couple of months but your videos are the only things that have kept me going really so thank you
The game audio is louder then normal, but still amazing video, got into Isaac recently and you’re videos have helped me continue to grind 💪 keep being the the game man!!
Oops my ass is bad at typing sorry for the typos
11:09 glad to hear that you’re reformed
I love the new settings because I can finally hear the music
Is the music louder? I actually love it! Please keep it Mattman :D
Dude watching my fav Issac player play tekken with my favorite streamer is unreal bro
YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYUS BANGERS KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK MAN
Lazy Mattman. Just what I needed.
Please a forgotten run, also I love you vids Matt. I love that there’s someone on YT that’s just a gamer
A video before I have to go to work... It's a good start to the day.
9:10 I love how I shouted along 😭
It’d be a crazy throwback to see Matt play a run in base vanilla rebirth