READING YOUR VOCALOID CONFESSIONS
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2021
- thank u guys im never sleeping again xoxo
video heavily inspired by ayydubs' revealing your secrets videos (sub to that queen)
special thanks to virtual venus for the video suggestionnnn
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- Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Future Tone OST - "IroniA" ~the Launch Sequence~
- Bonetrousle - Toby Fox
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alternative title: Len being a victim of fandom for 5 minutes straight
No replies?
@@lunarscopeshapeshifterprod7004 No likes?
@@neonrui no bitches?
@@neonrui no true jedi?
@@turretboi no hotel trivago?
POOR LEN😭WHAT ARE YALL DOING TO HIM OMG
ok this is irrelevant but I live for your suga-san pfp
😭
When I saw those I felt like I wanted to throw up and cry for him at the same time. Luckily, I didn't, but I am scarred for life now. I didn't know people could be so..... Umm yeah, let's just leave it there. To say the least, I feel ya. Stop torturing Len, everyone!!
LEN IS A COMFORT CHARACTER AND THESE MAKE ME UNCOMFY PLSS
Fr he's 14!
THE LEN PILLOW ONE MADE ME SO SCARED
Not my boy D:
I need the pillow
@@s.p.3092 N O
What's even more worse is that he's *14*
@@ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe8817 I'm 14
All the Len ones make me question our current reality.
I feel the same
what even is reality, what are we here for, why do so many people simp for a fourteen year old boy
Off topic but I love ur pfp
@@farateq he’s not a boy
@@Kawaiiomega223 lol what
Why are most of the NSFW confessions len 😭-
MY CONFESSION IS THE THUMBNAIL
"Meiko can step on me" IS MINE DINDC
It's so scary-
I don't think I can sleep peacefully after reading it-
And he's 14-
Cyber Songman can rail me
@@smore-monster cyber songman looks like he doesnt wipe when he goes to the bathroom cuz he thinks hes so cool
At least they weren't about Oliver
@@lovelyrisingstar0444
true
i’m jealous of your hair 😭
why can't my hair stay down like that 😭
it wants to go to space or sumn
we all are
Also it looks so fluffy and cool!
right my fro could never 😭
I know right, it was beautiful :"
my own confession is that my boyfriend is a len kinnie and im a rin kinnie and i think about that at night
How can you kin a vocaloid, they dont have any personality (no offense i just wanna know)
@@chachanouchi830 they all have fan given personalitiest! gakupo is the weird uncle, kaito is a dumbass etc.
@@vanni5993 thank you (*^ω^*)
I'm a kaito kinnie and my boyfriend is a len kinnie so I feel you
@@alexyis-8917 i don't think ill ever tell my bf the embarassment kills me
I used to fantasize about Kaito being my boyfriend when I was 10 years old. Almost stole a bodypillow of him at a animeexpo HEJFJF
OISUFDHSAWHUISYGSFDHJIRUDJKFSDJFUGFHFDUGYDIDHUF
HOW DID YOU STEAL A WHOLE ASS PILLOW
HAHAHAHAH
@@hdhdhdhd1883 A L M O S T
@@lowqualityanimegirl8376 YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR IT AHDHGAHHAH
My friend and I literally have our own religion where we worship the triune God. The God is Hatsune Miku, Hachune Miku, and Shiteyanyo. Of course it's a joke, but if someone didn't know it was they would be very concerned.
You forgot about Mikudayo 🤦♀️
@@edithe3926 She's a prophet.
@@ashlyngalaxy8398 As long as Mikudayo is in it, I accept
I WANT TO JOIN
@@eemeli7093 We welcome you with open arms.
My vocaloid confession:
I thought the main vocaloids were a family: meiko and Kaito were the parents, luka was the aunt, Len and rin were the twins and Miku was the oldest child. Why? I don’t know
LMFAOO
Why does that actually kind of make sense-
I've always thought of the Cryptonloids as a family
@@charlossen Lmao me too
@@makiharukawa1518 Same
These confessions scare me more than the Vocaloid's Got Talent discussion channel
Lmao same
A more wholesome confession
I headcanon that Rin has a secret horde of plushies that she denies having
UhHhhhh I wOuLd NeVeR-
I agree with your headcanon
imagine opening her closet and then never be seen or heard from again after the mt everest of plushies that would end up forming
Now that's a canon thing
Cute
Len's sanity is hanging by a thread
Len’s sanity is nonexistent at this point
That thread was cut long ago...
yeah what sanity
The person who kept the len doll inside of them for so long- I can’t believe that people do all this shit with these dolls 😭😭😭
These are the things that make me want to not make furry vocaloid dolls of my ocs
@@sirlundythetoonbint2247 WTF FURRYS ASDPONKDEBDBJGJBHJEDCDUHOPDHUOCDHUOOUDHCUHODCUIBPDEIHBHBIPDIHBPDHBIODDBIHEOIVHODHUVOCDVHOUCDHVIODCIYGPFVCYEUOYIGEFYIGOGYUOFECYUGOCUEOYGFGEUYYGUFCEUGYCREGYUDCECEDEDCDEYUOVDEYVUDECUYVDECGUYDECGUYEDCDEDCEEDCDECP
I swear it better be a figurine and not like a dollfie dream or smthing
@@sucrose2083 A Dollfie up there.... Blood. Gore. Pain.
@@abbey2cold sounds like how Rin would do on her dailies
"Some of these are going to be nsfw"
Literally 35 seconds in: "IS THAT JAPANESE PORN?"
Also, **Who doesn't want Meiko to step on them?**
No one❤️
no one
i haven't really heard any songs with meiko i'm more of the utau nerd
@Len Kagamine so true
I- meiko plz
For a while, I legitimately thought that Vocaloids were real people taken hostage and forced to sing.
Oh
*gakupo yum*
LMAOOOOOO FYI.FUITHDFUGUK.GYDHTYKTDYUFFJHFTJDYKDTYSJRGCDFMHDRSRRSTUDDTYMXTYXTYDTDDTYDHTRSER$TUFI6IYIJOJO(*&4D2S22
thats messed up
And you’re just like: “someone should probably do something about that but oh well- SEKAAAA-“
oh cool looks like I am not alone
My vocaloid confession
Now get ready for this because this will absolutely disgust you
I used to pronounce Miku’s name as “Hatsoonee Meekoo”
Yikes
That reminds me of the hotdog video
@@lowqualityanimegirl8376 IKR
@@giogio7810 the hot dog video was one of the first miku videos I ever watched
YOU VILE CREATURE
Vocaloid confession:
Gakupo, Meiko, and Luka could step on me and call me little bitch and i would apologize for dirtying there foot
Bruh same.
So true
Same + kaito
My friend really likes Len... If he saw this he'd probably- Idk what he would do but my Vocaloid confession lets go:
- I used to pronounce Fukase as "Fuck-ace"
YES
I USED TO PRONOUNCE HIS NAME IN THAT WAY TOO
AND PIKO'S NAME AS PIE-KO
AND OLIVER'S NAME AS O-LIE-VUR
I'M DYING I CAN'T BREATHE-
@@naeri4494 OL👁️VER THOUGH,,,,,,
I- SAME HERE 😔
@@sarinaaaa_ EDCGIYOYEGOICDYGUODECWYGOUDECWUYGODCEWYGOUECWDYUGOCDEYGOUDECOUGYDCEUGOYOUFCEGYUGOYEDCOUGYUYGOYIG IM DECEASEDDDDDD RCWRUGIORFWYGIOGYIOVRFEGIUOCYFGRIRVFEGOYICFREGUILCFREGLYUYGUOCFREUYOGFECRUYGOCFEGYUFECFCDYUOGFCDOVOYFDVCUVYUFCOEYUOVECYUOFCEOYUVFEYOVUFCEYVOUYOFCVEUHVOECFHVKUKGUVEDGUVKGVKCUDEKGUVDCEKUGVDECGVKUEDGVKDUCDEDUK
im gonna need the “gakupo yum” confession for 10 hours
yes.
imma make that brb-
Gakupo Yam
genuinely the len confessions just had me going "what" the entire time i'm just like "HUH????" the whole time
Imagine having a perfect hair like minnemi but you can’t afford it 😔
MINNEMI'S HAIR LOOKS SOOO NICE
U can buy hair now!
Hold up
But...you cant buy hair...
Unless....
UPDATE - YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FEAR OF HEARING 'holy lance explosion boy?' BEING CHUCKLED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM THEN THE SONG BEING BLASTED FROM THE PS VITA AND,,
I got my dad into project diva. he downloaded english patches etc and has talked about enjoying reading the lyrics, sounds fine. problem is he has diva x & f2nd. problem is they have holy lance explosion boy, gigantic otn, romeo & cinderella, etc. I lay awake at night wondering how much he's seen.
your dad vs hisokeee when
@@sixteenrats soon, real competition there. bet hisokeee can't get a great on 2d dream fever normal 😎
Your dad is the true Project Diva gamer
same but with my mom.
i want a dad like this 😔
WHY is it always len he looks like a literal toddler 😭
@@funtom.co.manager jail.
@@funtom.co.manager Grass rn, yk what not grass a whole damn nature
SHIT WHY THE FUCK DID I REPLY THAT- I have a Len figure in my room and I barely even touch it 💀
@@funtom.co.manager ban.
bro istg i haven't done shit idk why i'm like this HHHHHH
These confessions are just bruh moments on bruh moments.
*I fucking love it*
I need to cleanse my mind after this
SAME
we all do, hold on i’ll get the holy water
Same
My confession:
I used to think every single vocaloid song was connected and at one point I spent almost an entire month trying to listen to as many songs as I could and make a theory that linked them together.
I can’t imaging fear garden linking with sweet magic 😭😭😭😭 did rin kill her victims and make them into sweets 😭😭😭
@@yumekii4745 that sounds like Cupcakes lol
we did it we found matpats alt account
When I was 7 I forced my mom to take me to work with her (she’s a nurse) because my sister told me that Miku would perform Love Colored Ward at the hospital. When she obviously didn’t, my sister told me that I just missed the performance, and I started crying. My brother then said that he got to see her perform it, and showed me footage of Miku performing Love Colored Ward in an actual concert.
I started crying even harder.
BRO SIBLINGS ARE EVIL MINE DID SOMETHING SIMILAR (still does) >:_^0
Your siblings are fooooul 😭🤚
I once had a dream that I had Miku's hair on my head and I had to bring it back to her LMAO Why did this get so many likes 😎😂
why was this the only vocaloid confession in here that made me choke on my iced tea and laugh instead of releasing air out my nose
*Miku got her wig snatched.*
LOL did you gave it back to her and you was bald?
my confession: when i found out some japanese guy married hatsune miku i immediately googled if anyone had married len yet
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS SO ME BRUHSHAHAHAGSJ
If my obsession goes like that I’m most likely the one doing that LMAO
This makes me question If I really like the Vocaloid fandom or not-
Yet I want a part 2 👁👄👁
yall do not need access to any sort of len figures who knows where they'll be put
minnemi is that one quiet kid who cursed behind their guardians back
How many people had a crush on len i-😭🤚
I had a crush on Vy2 Yuma Honstly..maybe Gakupo and Al some 😅😅Len just never did it for idk am odd I guess.😅😌
Currently have a really big one now LMAO
me 😕
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Me
You know I tell myself “Yeah the vocaloid fandom is very wholesome and chill most of the time” and now you’ve come to shed the truth I’ve tried to deny lmao
i used to be obsessed with kiyoteru to the point that i'd insert myself into my olikase fanfics just so i could interact with him. im a lesbian.
OMG, I'm so happy to find another Kiyoteru fangirl like me! Now how can you not be Obsessed with Kiyo? He the manz dude.
uhhhhhh
Vocaloid Confession: SeeU will always be one of the best voicebanks ever made.
Objectively correct
YeEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeEeeeEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeEEES
*inhale* I FANTASY FANTASY FANTASY
So my dad has this issue with reading names when he'll give up saying the name halfway through and say it's something else. For example:
Him trying to say Hatsune Miku comes out as Handsome Mike
That made me laugh out loud. :D Same´s with my dad.
THE LEN CONFESSIONS ARE GENUINELY SCARY
Here's a holy Len confession
I simp for Len, but in a way where I just want to hug him forever because he seems like a good hugger 😭
awww
That's cute
Aweeee
same
Atleast that's not as weird as the ones in the video
Only Kagamine Len can be the subject of so many fantasies from his fans
The worshipping Miku confession made me into a tea kettle
Confession: once my teacher caught me replaying Fukases scream in the lost ones weeping like ten times before she made me realise she was watching 💀💀
I WAS LITERALLY BENDING OVER IN EMBARRASSMENT
OH DEAR
Self-induced embarrasment
OH MY GOD
Frick I missed another survey because my device doesn’t show community post 🥲
SAME
Same..
Confession: When I was 14, there was a Len cosplayer that I really liked. He was in my age too, so I had a crush, but I never talked to him. But when I was at an anime event with my friends, he was there too and I saw him in the RPG/game room, I told my friends that I liked him, so my friends started shouting this at him, the whole room was ”????" and Len just looked at me and did 👍
I even left the Facebook vocaloid group that he also participated in
are you okay......
Strangle them 🙄✋
That seems so embarrassing im glad im not you 🙂
MY VOCALOID CONFESSIONS (EW)
; When I first joined the community, I had a mega gay crush on V3 Flower, SeeU, and Rana. I was literally 5 back then, and little did I know that Rana was 0 years old, SeeU's VP was arrested, and Flower's VP isn''t revealed.
; I first found out about Piko 3 years ago, I thought he was a girl so then I had a crush on him and started drawing him with bewbs.
; I read Yukari doujins when I'm bored. PLS MURDER ME
; I had a dream where I drowned Fukase and Len in the Pacific Ocean while I was being chased by the FBI.
; I found out that Rin existed because I found her in a hent41.
; I used to think that Miku was real because of the concerts, and I was wondering why she could breathe with that small of a nose. I WAS 5 PLSSS
; I had another dream where I french kissed Talk Flower in an airplane for no reason.
YOU ALSO READ YUKARI DOUJINS WHEN YOU'RE BORED?????????????????????
Wait you were five when v3 flower came out? I feel so old omg
IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN??? LEN KAGAMINEEE?!? FUKASEEE?? THE FBIIIIII???? IN HENTAI WTFFF? but to real, according to here Twitter, “Hatsune Miku is real and she is your freind”. IN AN AIRPLANEE? WTFFF???FUTDFDECRVFERFVedcygukcedygukyeugddecgyudecuhkgykguedcyugkdceyukgucekyCRFCEBHJFCEWIHBEFCGYILRFCLUGIGULIECFLUGIFRCGILUUGILGLHICRFLIHGHGIRLFCGLHIRFCLIHGIHLGCRFGHILLIHRFGCUGLIHB
@@benedictdwyer2608 damn are you okay
drowning Fukase and Len tho 😆
Why is nobody speaking about the first one? They intentionally shipped Gumi and Len coz they thought they were siblings. Yuck!
Gacha kids: "This is fine."
@@maria8888_6 Lol
I have a confession: I have a Vocaloid addiction.
same
don't we all?
Alternate Title: Minnemi being concerned for Len's safety for nearly 6 minutes straight
Conclusion: Len is a source of sin and he must be stopped
Len stans are really something else I swear
The stress you’re going through is wafting off my screen. I am so sorry.
My Rin figure is staring at me as I watch this... And due to the amount of Len Related confessions I either have to stay out of my room for a month or I need to call an exorcist.
YOOOO I SUGGESTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM 😁😁😁
THANK UUU IM WRITING U DOWN IN THE DESCRIPTION
@@Minnemi thank you, i feel appreciated 😊😌
This one time when I was 14 I had a school project where I had to find an allusion in media and present it to the class. I had hansel and gretel and I made an entire stop motion video of some of the crypton vocaloids acting out Hansel and Gretel and justified it with that one mothy song. I got an A on the project and the teacher said it was the best in the class
OMG HALF OF THESE CONFESSIONS ARE ME 😭-
*these len confessions are getting out of hand*
Vocaloid Confesion
The first piece of vocaloid content ive ever seen is a crappy mmd animation of a fake character trailer for hatsune miku in smash bros, not as wild as the others but still interesting
okAY sure that works
I should have sent this in, but my grandad (who is around 65 years old) really loves that one kaito song called "ashes to ashes" and me and my mum would watch the MV in project diva and laugh our asses off at all the vocaloid dolls as he enjoys the song.
aww that's adorable
Why are most of them Len, that kinda alarms me *sobs*
Me and my sister literally used to worship Miku and Rin respectively. It's somehow still strange that everywhere we go there is always a Miku or Rin related thing that come across us and I'm still scared about it
Even God knows of your sins, and he will not let you forget it or be lenient when time comes.
okay
Confession: I've gone on sites where they archive pictures that are hard to find or deleted, and this one was translated. The comic was of Fukase, Piko, Len, Oliver, and Gachapoid (is that his name-?). The comic was literally them discussing if they were shotas or not and I didn't know how to feel about it. "Shota is like if you look good in shorts or not" - Piko
Oh I know that one! The artist was 37Hosi, I love their art it’s very cute.
kay-
Len must have a lot of restraining orders 😳
i shat my pants reading those confessions especially the weird len ones
i wonder how len feels tbh dhfsgfksd
Barely 2 minutes and I can see regret on her eyes
Two of my confessions are:
I used to think Hatsune was pronounced Hatsoon
I used to think vocaloid was an anime
my sister still pronounces Hatsune as HATSOON and i will stangle her
Petition to put Len into therapy 🖐😭✨
fr poor banana boi
I thought this would be way longer than 5 minutes
My vocaloid confession:i thought that every non-cryptonloid singer was utauloid since i thought hatsune miku only existed as a game and nothing else
sorta same though.
@@Shadson111 glad i'm not alone
@@Shadson111 PFFFTT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Vocoloid confession: before I knew what vocoloid was I started watching videos with “project diva” in the title, so I only knew it by that. (I believe the first one I saw was worlds end dancehall or secret police but it doesn’t really matter lol) and I thought that it was an anime where the characters sing and magically change clothes in order to fight a villain or something..
I’m very disappointed in my past self 😔
I really thought I was the only one who once assumed it was like this,,
good job.
I don't know how it happened, but somehow the confession about finding Fear Garden "soothing" was THE least weird one here. Good job guys(?)
Most of these confessions is so scary-
Minnemi I doubt that you will see this comment, but ever since I have found your channel my life has been SAVED I have learned SO MUCH about Vocaloids/Utauloids/Fanloids and I have discovered so many new songs and overall been very entertained so THANK YOU
My confession: I when I was little and I would listen to a vocaloid song that didn't have subtitles I'D MAKE
UP MY OWN LYRICS
My confession isn't too bad...
I think Hatsune Miku looks cuter while wearing the 'Pink Under-Rim Glasses' accessory. I had that combination in about ever song for years until I got sick of it.
Still use it from time to time though.
I used to feel guilty and creep for having a closeted crush for Kaito and collect hundreds of pics of him without tellin to anybody
After see this video and the Len simps confessions i am like: uh, never mind...
when my little brother was born I was a super otaku and all my name recommendations I gave to my mom were anime etc.., she ended up naming him Luka LOL
YOOOOOOOO
When you go down the mmd porn rabbit hole you can never go back. Everything is SO WELL DONE it's fucked up.
I used to think all vocaloid songs where made by the same person with the help of diferent artists, that's why the pv's didn't look the same lol
same.
okAYYYYY
my friend tried to convince me that hatsune miku and the rest were actually real people dressed up as vocaloids, and that they wrote every single song. also, the vocaloids in project diva? yup, that's real people dancing right there.
@@timeforproblemsif the "they wrote every song" part was true then they would have been definitely cancelled, especially in those Len songs
@@binkeppi honestly (i dont remember writing that comment at all)
0:56 Minnemi: **instant REGRET**
All the nsfw len confessions are actually concerning
THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO WAKE UP, I REPEAT, THIS WAS *NOT* THE RIGHT WAY TO WAKE UP!!!!!
On another note, this is extremely cursed but I laughed so much that I wonder if the price to pay for happiness is weird NSFW vocaloid confession. Also Meiko can step on me
Meiko can step on me too
omg this video single handedly unearthed the memory of when I was like 8 and I took a miku plush to my friends house and her little sister cut it up and flushed it down the toilet 😎✌️
WHAT
Not with that emoji after flushing a Miku plushie down.
NOOOO!!!!
NOOOOO😭😭
"I'm back with a new video that you didn't subscribe for"
THAT'S WHERE YOU WRONG SIS-
Sis ur bedroom is ✨amazing✨
“Gakupo yum” is a mood tbh
It’s self exposing hours, bois
*these len confessions are getting out of hand*
2:08 That's just the spice! live performance for you bud'.
I editied mikus head onto a picture of god, printed it out and framed it. She watches me sleep
my confession: i wrote a gakupo x kaito fanfic where kaito ate ice cream off of gakupo's body that is still on wattpad i was like 13 and closteted as hell
HELP WHY
everybody: POOR LEN!
me: BONESTROUSLE!
I'm concerned for some of these people's wellbeing
I used to think there were more Kaito fangirls than Len fangirls, but it seems like that's not the case-
len is literally the underage one here like, (but I mean I used to think that too)
Looking forward to the possible part 2! These confessions are kinda funny ngl Len simps didn't hold back anything
I though vocaloid was a anime so i searcherd "Vocaloid ep 1" on youtube and found a fan-made mmd series that i took as cannon for almost a year until someone said to me there is no cannon and i discovered anyone could make a MDD animation.... yeah.
wow.
I have a confession...a normal one...
Back when I was new to Vocaloid (which was about an year earlier),
I watched your (un)helpful guide to Vocaloid video as it got in my reccomended and your top 100 Vocaloid songs video. Those 2 videos helped A LOT. After that, I always saw u as 'that person' (ya know) Then I checked out your channel and watched your other videos which helped me get into Vocaloid even more
Up to this day I still LOVE your content and I watch them everyday ;D
In short, I just wanted to say..
THANK YOU SO MUCH MINNEMI!!!
Thx for everything..you were such a big help to me
this probably isn't that weird of a vocaloid confession but uhh
i drew kaito nsfw in class. like it was as full on lewd and i have to avoid in my notebook when looking for my notes
that's it. that's the confession. that was a week ago.
you drew WHAT in class?????
This comment thread is giving me deja vu and I don’t know why 😭
LEN FANS ARE STARTING TO SCARE ME
ALSO PART 2 PLEASE
I love this community.
Here are some on my confessions/ opinions:
- Every cryptonloid's NT voicebanks suck
- I used to pronounce miku's hame "hat-SOON miku" until i found out the correct pronunciation
- When i was in my gacha life/ club phase, the majority if the character slots are just recreations of project diva modules but with the games clothes instead (i even used to put small descriptions for the characters that are honestly very cringe)
- Calna ca still terrifies me
- I like the live concert versions of songs (like when i don't like a song at first, but i like it after listening to the band's version of that song)
- I used to keep my love for vocaloid hidden from my family (mainly because of the thought of getting judged in negative way)
- I now hate my old classmates more thanks to miku. They saw me watching a concert video and immediately told one another about it and laughed at me (they might be the people that think that anime or any music that isn't trending on tiktok sucks and thought i was the classmate who has waifus and spends his time on only watching anime)
- I like miku's PSP model more than her dreamy theater/ future tone model
- I used to vibe to pomp and circumstance without knowing the english lyrics (only give away to me at the time was the moans on the start-) and now that its in project sekai, i can no longer look at it the same
i used to pronounce it hatOON so hatsoon is so much better than that 😭
I’ve been waiting for this one