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  • @thediamondpotato4933
    @thediamondpotato4933 5 років тому +6096

    Headcanon: Meiko and Kaito are those two dumb friends who do stupid stuff together every other day

    • @blehhhhhh2217
      @blehhhhhh2217 5 років тому +29

      Iris TheDiamondPotato who’s to day it isn’t everyday or every other night 😉😏

    • @thediamondpotato4933
      @thediamondpotato4933 5 років тому +128

      @@blehhhhhh2217 I meant like, Going on shopping sprees and stealing a shopping cart stupid, not Winky face emoji stupid.

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 років тому +89

      And then years later they get married and have a beautiful baby named Miku

    • @nay_nay3212
      @nay_nay3212 5 років тому +70

      Those are Kaito, Gakupo and Len together lol

    • @thediamondpotato4933
      @thediamondpotato4933 5 років тому +8

      @@nay_nay3212 Agree

  • @ZECRA602
    @ZECRA602 5 років тому +7774

    Len: *DIES A LOT*

  • @sunnysiderice
    @sunnysiderice 5 років тому +7425

    Kaito being dumb and happy are not headcanons, they are facts

    • @Michelle-vs6pc
      @Michelle-vs6pc 5 років тому +136

      ICE CREAM TRUCK

    • @i.ririna267
      @i.ririna267 5 років тому +58

      Oh come on it's pain for a KAITO fan like me

    • @mewychoko9952
      @mewychoko9952 5 років тому +11

      @Athena Watts No I think it's Attack on One Piece

    • @kabenno
      @kabenno 5 років тому +8

      @@i.ririna267 same

    • @kellycore
      @kellycore 5 років тому +4

      Very true.

  • @itiswhatitis1883
    @itiswhatitis1883 5 років тому +949

    Len: to everyone else dying is a horrifying thought, to him it's a Tuesday

    • @Estradarp
      @Estradarp 4 роки тому +41

      It’s the kenny of vocaloid

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 роки тому +6

      Len: is immortal and has super regeneration abilities

  • @31nic
    @31nic 5 років тому +988

    divorce.
    ʰᵃhaʰᵃhaʰᵃhaʰᵃhaʰᵃ

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 5 років тому +4842

    “GUMI
    -positive”
    Me: *thinks about her songs Copycat, Karma, RIP Gossip Sea, ECHO, etc*
    Me: “ok”

    • @XTX767RT
      @XTX767RT 5 років тому +77

      "her songs" so a software writes the songs?

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 5 років тому +273

      @@XTX767RT maybe like-
      maybe you shouldn't-
      like....
      _take a certain context so seriously_

    • @connordoesexist1807
      @connordoesexist1807 5 років тому +94

      @@literallyasuka2996
      Well, that's why wowaka "left" the VOCALOID community years ago.

    • @s2sHoXXs2
      @s2sHoXXs2 5 років тому +19

      @@connordoesexist1807 too soon :'(

    • @connordoesexist1807
      @connordoesexist1807 5 років тому +77

      @@s2sHoXXs2
      I don't mean that.
      I meant the other thing. Like, he disappeared in 2012 and came back in 2017.
      Reason? Because Miku takes all the credit.

  • @pandamonkey3557
    @pandamonkey3557 5 років тому +4401

    Any headcanon where meiko isn't a violent, reckless, and messy drunk is a good headcanon to me.

    • @MinPhoebus
      @MinPhoebus 5 років тому +403

      I still like the drinking headcanon I've just always hced her a sad/sappy drunk who loves on her "kids" when drinking and cries but what I like to focus on more is my hc she works out a ton

    • @rsetea9947
      @rsetea9947 5 років тому +31

      YES! FINALLY SOMEONE I CAN AGREE WITH!

    • @preludetogold
      @preludetogold 5 років тому +185

      I have a heck ton of headcanons for Meiko. I see her as the responsible mother figure who makes mistakes sometimes, like a human being, but is always sure to apologise and make up for it later on. Everyone knows how much she cares, and no matter what, she always has other's best interests in heart.
      That being said, I think that she had her first drink of alcohol when she turned 18, and that she thought it made her seem more mature so she started to drink whenever it was appropriate. She knows her limits though, and is a pretty strong drinker, yet still sensible.
      Meiko is a,,, very good girl give her love please
      Aaaaalso, what -dere type do you think she is?

    • @shakabrah2061
      @shakabrah2061 5 років тому +13

      @@preludetogold tsundere probably

    • @francineee6456
      @francineee6456 5 років тому

      PandaMonkey yes same

  • @katrina1145
    @katrina1145 5 років тому +1396

    My headcanons
    Miku: overly nice and super emotional, wants everyone to be happy, easy to anger and cries a lot
    Rin: switches between being edgy and cute, depends on the day
    Len: him and Rin get along very well and is a huge wuss, Rin is more of a man he will ever be
    Luka: is pretty mature but can be childish at times, Miku looks up to her and Luka repects Miku
    Kaito: what you said
    Meiko: tries to be a mom but fails but they still love her
    Gumi: acts super cheery but is actually edgy, Rin and Gumi like being edgy together
    Gakupo: tries to be a super cool samurai but fails
    Fukase: An edgy memelord who is mysterious
    Teto: Petends to hate Vocaloids(Especially Miku) but actally wants to be part of them and adores Miku

    • @sud8492
      @sud8492 5 років тому +47

      !! this is it!! so cute!! i like thinking of gumi as really edgy, she’s just tired :( and i like thinking of teto as really childish and silly, but she loves miku and looks up to her :)

    • @EurypteridFossil
      @EurypteridFossil 5 років тому +22

      tbh i perceive teto and miku’s relationship like oswald and mickey’s from Epic Mickey if anyone remembers that gr8 game

    • @mimibreyes3532
      @mimibreyes3532 5 років тому +9

      This are pretty close to my headcannons
      But I actually can't decide if ecchi Len or qt Len

    • @s2sHoXXs2
      @s2sHoXXs2 5 років тому +3

      @@EurypteridFossil i love that game! thats pretty spot on

    • @Starslayer777
      @Starslayer777 4 роки тому +4

      ...So basically Teto is secretly Tei Sukone

  • @souregg
    @souregg 5 років тому +4364

    My only head canon is that VY2 is actually a walking talking samurai sword.

  • @dragoncat3499
    @dragoncat3499 5 років тому +167

    I have a head-cannon
    IA
    - uppity, popular-girl stereotype because she has a lovely voice and mostly everyone loves her.
    - Miku is jealous of her naturally long hair.

    • @siriusPuwu
      @siriusPuwu 5 років тому +9

      Also, IA has a good ENGLISH BANK THAT CEVIO WILL NEVER RELEASE!
      Edit: She does, it is released just for CEVIO. Also, MIKU SHALL BE JEALOUS

  • @cobalt--calico
    @cobalt--calico 5 років тому +2616

    Headcanon-Oliver has definitely killed someone.

    • @ellerynelson8918
      @ellerynelson8918 5 років тому +167

      I feel like Oliver has killed himself at some point.

    • @cobalt--calico
      @cobalt--calico 5 років тому +120

      @@ellerynelson8918 What if Oliver's actually a ghost-

    • @fatimareyes2410
      @fatimareyes2410 5 років тому +50

      I support that headcannon a lot.

    • @ellerynelson8918
      @ellerynelson8918 5 років тому +51

      @@cobalt--calico Kay, everyone can go home. This is my new favourite Vocaloid headcanon.

    • @Cherryxarts
      @Cherryxarts 5 років тому +36

      He's definitely killed more than 1 person

  • @Realience
    @Realience 5 років тому +2759

    At least you don't think Len and Rin are dating

    • @stocking7203
      @stocking7203 4 роки тому +225

      late reply but I don’t rlly think it’s wrong for people to ship them as long as you don’t see them as siblings,,

    • @littlecatboy5385
      @littlecatboy5385 4 роки тому +136

      stocking but they have the same last name age hair color eye color height and voice so theyre obviously siblings

    • @stocking7203
      @stocking7203 4 роки тому +123

      「春」
      have you never seen two blondes dating? also their “last name” means m͟i͟r͟r͟o͟r͟ in Japanese nd it’s referring to the fact that they are both mirror images.

    • @stocking7203
      @stocking7203 4 роки тому +49

      「春」 also they don’t have the same height 😐😐 len is taller than rin

    • @keithminacci5345
      @keithminacci5345 4 роки тому +33

      They are voice provided by the same person

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +2025

    These headcanons are pretty accurate though

    • @ChaoticMushy
      @ChaoticMushy 5 років тому +26

      How are they accurate. The characters are blank slates

    • @thediamondpotato4933
      @thediamondpotato4933 5 років тому +50

      @@ChaoticMushy Accurate to what kind of personality the fandom has shaped around them.

    • @ChaoticMushy
      @ChaoticMushy 5 років тому +2

      @@thediamondpotato4933 yeah but they're not technically accurate.

    • @thediamondpotato4933
      @thediamondpotato4933 5 років тому +28

      @@ChaoticMushy Yeah. Thats why the video says "My headcanons" and in the first few seconds says "These are not canon facts"

    • @ChaoticMushy
      @ChaoticMushy 5 років тому +2

      @@thediamondpotato4933 yeah but this comment says "these headcanons are pretty accurate" implying that these are accurate to what's 'canon'

  • @Teapot72
    @Teapot72 5 років тому +420

    My headcanon is that Kaito is a living, breathing, literal cinnamon roll (because he just gives that vibe off to me

    • @anti-wren
      @anti-wren 5 років тому +17

      Drink my Tea I agree with the Kaito headcannon ∩^ω^∩

  • @jacobdominguez4787
    @jacobdominguez4787 5 років тому +275

    I like to believe that Len is slowly entering his linkin park faze but is still trying to hide it because he hasn't quite excepted it...yet.

  • @voca_vii
    @voca_vii 5 років тому +352

    i wholeheartedly support both kagamines having a crush on miku 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @paulinedulay6136
    @paulinedulay6136 5 років тому +901

    I have a few additions...
    *Cough*ahem*cough*
    Len - loves crossdressing & faking his death
    Rin - also loves crossdressing and is a bit sadistic
    Gakupo - probs got arrested numerous times for wielding an unlicensed sword
    Miku - will stalk you if you don't buy her veggie juice until you do
    Kaito - is actually mikudayo
    Meiko - gets into bar fights a lot
    Luka - is a pole dancer secretly
    Gumi - has multiple identity disorder
    Area 51 vocaloid - is behind you
    Feel free to add more :3

    • @Harlowspencer6713
      @Harlowspencer6713 5 років тому +41

      After I read the area 51 one I literally looked behind me😅

    • @mitabli1820
      @mitabli1820 5 років тому +36

      I'm taking that Meiko headcanon thanks

    • @paulinedulay6136
      @paulinedulay6136 5 років тому +6

      @@mitabli1820 Sure!

    • @Sitruskk
      @Sitruskk 5 років тому +20

      I'll take that gumi meiko and Luka tanks

    • @paulinedulay6136
      @paulinedulay6136 5 років тому +5

      @@Sitruskk Welcome!

  • @skullyzmoon
    @skullyzmoon 5 років тому +120

    “I call him Leon”
    AGOSKSPAL NO

    • @skullyzmoon
      @skullyzmoon 5 років тому +7

      IM JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF

  • @Sleep_P
    @Sleep_P 5 років тому +374

    My headcannon is that Kaito is Kermit in a human/robot suit, and you can’t change my mind.

    • @meadow7229
      @meadow7229 4 роки тому +32

      alternatively: kermit is kaito's fursona

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +13

      Alternatively: Kaito's voice does not sound like Kermit and if you disagree, you're wrong.

  • @Metallic_Ashes
    @Metallic_Ashes 5 років тому +81

    IA is like hella innocent and actually smart and the one that everyone condemns for being too perfect

    • @siriusPuwu
      @siriusPuwu 5 років тому +3

      WHERE THE HECK ARE IA'S NOT INNOCENT SONGS?
      Edit: "Being too perfect"
      IA: I am not perfect!

  • @joetazuna9039
    @joetazuna9039 5 років тому +378

    i read head canons as headphones and im just disappointed in myself

    • @dinkylinky2552
      @dinkylinky2552 4 роки тому +7

      I'm proud of you son

    • @Nicholasfangirl9000
      @Nicholasfangirl9000 4 роки тому +9

      Vocaloid headphones

    • @Reiko8467
      @Reiko8467 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nicholasfangirl9000 *Gasp* ¡¡I WANT ONE!! :O
      Sorry I now it's not funny but I wanted to say it -v-"

  • @mai2015
    @mai2015 5 років тому +50

    Headcannon: Miku will always be smiling and making others happy but deep down she will always regret not being able to say goodbye to wowaka and thank him for making her his rolling girl.

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 роки тому +7

      why must you make me feel this way

  • @itsallforpele
    @itsallforpele 5 років тому +924

    So you're saying Miku uses wigs!?
    MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!

  • @Lethargicer
    @Lethargicer 5 років тому +35

    My headcanon is that all the vocaloids exist in a dimension where every concept and fulfilled world imagined in this universe becomes tangible and anything that becomes popular enough get its own dimension within that dimension. Maybe all the vocaloids live in some place where they can perform all the characteristics applied to them and all the songs people write for them. And and and and are all just really good actors. Some times they like it, some times they think this isn't worth it.. Also with the decline in its popularity, their universe is slowly falling apart. !

  • @honeybeep
    @honeybeep 5 років тому +180

    Meiko seems like the one to drop her child and blame it on kaito... also a bit off topic but that 8bit meltdown is kinda cute and yes I just called a song cute fite me

  • @flutter37
    @flutter37 4 роки тому +20

    One of my headcanons is that Kaito still mourns the death of club penguin

    • @nana-hv6jz
      @nana-hv6jz 4 роки тому +2

      he most definitely does.

  • @Brilliant_Baka
    @Brilliant_Baka 5 років тому +1652

    My headcanon:
    Miku - overly narcissistic, tries to be a villain but she is very bad at being one
    Rin - childish, fights with Len a lot
    Len - also childish, favorite hobby is dying, pervy with the ladies, secretly a furry
    Luka - mother figure, sometimes childish, likes Gakupo a lot (its my otp aha)
    Kaito - overly childish, pretty much the same as the one in the video, hates when people say he sounds like kermit
    Meiko - lukas best friend, aunt figure sort of, gets dwank a lot
    Gakupo - fabulous... thats about it. kinda narcissistic too
    Fukase - meme lord. hates being shipped with oliver because oliver is like 11
    Oliver - innocent, cant speak japanese that well, looks up to yohioloid
    Yohioloid - olivers brother sorta, never leaves olivers side, dont ship them
    Sweet ann and big al - same as the video but their relationship is very goofy
    Otomachi una - the most childish, also narcissistic, best friends with Rana
    Rana - she is really young so she is like the baby of the group
    Neru - anger issues, phone addiction, tsundere for miku
    Haku - bit of a dandere for miku but she is nerus bestie
    Alrighty I'm done lmao

    • @Brilliant_Baka
      @Brilliant_Baka 5 років тому +5

      Yes haha

    • @8bitidiot671
      @8bitidiot671 5 років тому +32

      Ill do the rest of the meme squad
      V4flower: hates being called a boy, if you know her for while she won’t be emotionless near you.(I ship flower and Fukase btw)
      Piko: hates being called a girl, it’s a cord, he is nyan cat

    • @weebsgotoplutotogetkilledb2224
      @weebsgotoplutotogetkilledb2224 5 років тому +8

      Sorry but I'll have to add to the Neru list *extremely obssessed with flying desks*

    • @tubblebea9935
      @tubblebea9935 5 років тому +10

      Wait a minute if Oliver is 12 then how old is Fukase I thought they were both young should I feel bad for shipping it aaaaaAAAAAA

    • @memeow
      @memeow 5 років тому +15

      @@tubblebea9935 don't worry, Fukase doeant have an official age, it's alright

  • @Alice_Sprinkles
    @Alice_Sprinkles 5 років тому +7

    2:52 "Acts cool but actually isn't." I FEEL LIKE THIS'D SUIT HIM SO WELL THOUGH!?!?!? I love your videos.

  • @supermouse73
    @supermouse73 5 років тому +45

    My singular headcanon for Vocaloid:
    Miku is just Eve Moonlit in disguise pretending to be a voice synthesizer and virtual pop star

    • @duskthewolf3250
      @duskthewolf3250 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly EVERYONE from evillous chronicles is doing that. All but len that is .he is really a reincarnated form of allen

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 4 роки тому

      Isabella Ramirez Milan I agree wholeheartedly

    • @sufferingmeguca7919
      @sufferingmeguca7919 4 роки тому

      But Michaela

  • @Sakachi18
    @Sakachi18 5 років тому +37

    The Meiko one though, that's really accurate.

  • @Onjapiisnothere
    @Onjapiisnothere 5 років тому +43

    4:05
    That's so accurate how????

  • @dirwael
    @dirwael 5 років тому +57

    My headcanons
    -Miku and Rin have crushes on each other but they don't know it so Len has to suffer through listening to them practice their love confessions on stuffed animals
    -Meiko is either completely sober or blackout drunk. There is no in between
    -Kaito can and will chase down an ice cream truck for 10+ blocks
    -Len's ringtone is the "I'm dying inside" vine
    -Ryuto is Gumi's annoying little brother that she would gladly yeet off a cliff
    -Despite that, Gumi's the most bubbly person in the world
    -Luka's the type of person to be in the back eating popcorn as two bears maul each other to death
    -Kiyoteru's gonna burn down the school one day
    -Gakupo watches shoujo anime and shoujo anime only
    -Kaai Yuki listens to death metal

    • @mxkudayoooo
      @mxkudayoooo 3 роки тому +2

      Yes!!! My headcanons are almost the same!

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 роки тому +2

      -Rin is a member of r/im14andthisisdeep and she unironically thinks the posts on the sub are actually deep

  • @Sanduru02
    @Sanduru02 5 років тому +21

    I have almost the same headcanons and that's neat
    Here are a few things I would add:
    -I see Miku as very naive and very positive sometimes she looks up to people a lot but that's why she gets frustrated easily... She expects a lot from others. Also she's very clumsy but still talented.
    -Len is confused with his sexuality. Although he kinda falls for Miku I believe he's just living up to the expectations and he's just a closeted gay.
    -Rin is bossy af and thinks she's always right (and she ends up being right quite often). Very spoiled by Len
    -Luka is the only truly responsible adult
    -Fukase may be bad mannered and with zero patience but he also has security issues and feels guilty sometimes so he kind of chooses to do the right thing at the end (not always)
    -Gumi is really hyperactive sometimes

  • @Cherry-gh8dq
    @Cherry-gh8dq 5 років тому +158

    So my hc:
    Miku: a genuinely good person who still gets overwhelmed with how popular she is. Loves and hates her fans, though. She's a bit airheaded. Asexual.
    Rin: Chaotic good. Has some questionable skills like knowing how to deactivate a car alarm without a key and such. Older twin and enjoys teasing Len, while still loving him to death. Besties with Gumi, Piko and Una.
    Len: He's your nerdy, awkward teen who likes shit he doesn't want to admit to liking. Actually hates bananas. Besties with Fukase and Piko. Has an awkward crush on Gumi.
    Luka: the serious one. Lowkey really flirty. Always drinks with Meiko. Meiko and Lily are her closest friends.
    Kaito: one braincell used either for searching for ice-cream or loving Meiko. He pretends to be innocent, but he's a little shit. Hangs out with Gakupo, the Zola guys, Kiyoteru and VY2. They have their "guy nights", which start with them getting together for drinks and video games and end up with them talking about their feelings.
    Meiko: Mama bear and gives fashion tips to others. Not as drunk as you may think. Is the most competent of the group Tbh.
    Gakupo: Gumi's older brother who still thinks others see him as a serious guy, but in reality he's seen as a dumbass with great hair. He's S tier in a fight to the death, though. The single dad to the Internet.co gang. Has a one-sided crush on Hachiko and likes to hang out with VY1 and VY2.
    Gumi: Super cheery in front of everyone, really depressed when alone. Has had many crushes, but they all end up badly. Really good at mechanics and programming. Friends with the Kagamines, Flower and IA. Currently crushing in VY2.
    IA: Always tired, but still pretty. Into astronomy and astrology. Currently dating Yukari.
    MAYU: Always stays up late playing videogames. Super cutesy mannerisms. Talks like an 18th century lady. Hangs out with everyone, but is a loner at heart.
    VY2: A charming dickhead who probably sings way better than you and knows it.
    Piko: Is tiny. Literally like 10 cm. tall. His voice still goes deeper than Len's and likes to tease him about it. Hates being called cute. Can and will infect your computer with viruses if you cross him. Meme lord.
    Fukase: is that friend who's going into their creepy phase. Second in command in the memelord hierarchy. Edgy.
    Flower: listen metal with Kaai Yuki. Is the cool person. Asexual. Really into extreme sports.
    Iroha: weeb with class. Hang outs with IA and flower.
    Kiyoteru: Enjoys being a teacher, but hates dealing with his students who happen to be the memelords.
    Yuki: Is really cute and knows it. Also the little shit of the group. Doesn't like Ryuuto.
    Ryuuto: The most annoying child you could possibly imagine.
    Oliver: Doesn't know much about what they do with his voice and is too scared to ask. Yohio's little sibling.
    Una: Will outsing you. And everyone. And is a major theater kid.
    Miki: is an android sent to kill everyone, but decided not to, since she found out she prefers to sing than to kill.
    Lily: the manliest of all the Vocaloids. Has really strong arms. Lesbian and flirty as hell. Also an S tier fighter.
    Bruno and Clara: Married and the annoyingly super into PDA couple. Maika is pretty much their kid.
    Maika: dating Yohio. Is super good and soft.
    Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

    • @starberries9542
      @starberries9542 5 років тому +2

      meiko x lily x luka is my otp
      also my jam is the meme squad but vflower is len

    • @Strobyyy
      @Strobyyy 5 років тому +6

      I like the Lily head cannon the most, but I think your head cannons are the closest to mine actually

    • @heloise159_
      @heloise159_ 5 років тому +5

      S tiers headcanons

    • @randomnameforarandomnerd8400
      @randomnameforarandomnerd8400 4 роки тому +3

      that matches with almost exactly, i just have meiko and Luka switched. i lvoe how many you covered

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +3

      This is mostly correct except Piko is not the Memelord.
      Fukase is the only memelord.

  • @nattrojas7551
    @nattrojas7551 5 років тому +12

    I love the fact that we all agree with your headcanons of Kaito

  • @mochachv
    @mochachv 5 років тому +23

    GUMI: positive
    *trying to think of a positive GUMI song like*

  • @azurereloaded
    @azurereloaded 4 роки тому +16

    my weird headcanons
    -miku's long hair is real but she can't brush it by herself
    -rin is secretly a gamer
    -len probably sells his bathwater tbh
    -meiko and luka are just everyone's moms
    -kaito is just a Good Boy
    -fukase screams a lot for no reason

  • @makiharukawa1518
    @makiharukawa1518 3 роки тому +11

    One of my biggest head canons is that Fukase is really (and I can not stress this enough) *really* good at coming up with cleaver and creative insults on the spot

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 років тому +28

    More accurate:
    Fukase hates everyone except Oliver, Piko, and VFlower

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 роки тому +3

      Also he especially hates Len

  • @Moved0925
    @Moved0925 5 років тому +14

    HC for the memesquad:
    Fukase
    - memelord
    - sarcastic 101, sticks to his memesquad an often lot
    - kuudere (soft mostly to oliver in smypathy for his missing eye)
    - too many kinks that he keeps to himself
    Oliver
    - ppl think he doesnt curse but he curses an awful lot in british, which nobody understands
    - tiny
    - doesnt know much japanese
    - only revealed whats behind his bandage to the memesquad (tried to convince fukase to get his own bandage)
    - doesnt know about how his voice is used
    - tea
    - little brother of the very overprotective yohioloid
    Flower
    - always argues with fukase
    - tomboy
    - nice as heck but will snap ur neck
    - short fuse
    Piko
    - polite
    - mature
    - momfriend of the group
    - always rants w/ flower about being mistaken for the opposite gender

  • @cheeseballjar
    @cheeseballjar 5 років тому +14

    These just facts, except I would add in the Gakupo probably spends at least a quarter of his day brushing his hair.

  • @evernightsdream
    @evernightsdream 5 років тому +14

    my kaito constantly consumes packing peanuts even when meiko tells him to stop
    he just
    [cromch]

  • @melodytheatre2887
    @melodytheatre2887 5 років тому +20

    THIS IS SO ACCURATE THOUGH, especially Len and Fukase

  • @toonangel1723
    @toonangel1723 5 років тому +277

    My headcannons (warning: long)
    *Miku* -Sassy but sweet person, has a Minecraft account, fluent in English, “let’s go lesbians!!”
    *Len* -Slowly loses brain cells every second he and Rin are together, social anxiety, dog lover
    *Rin* -a toddler in a teen’s body, video game expert (except bowling) Len’s little sister, short attention span, gets emotional easily
    *Kaito* -Meiko’s dumbass boyfriend/husband, feels naked without his scarf, a huge doofus but means well
    *Luka* -Has names for all her tuna fish, dandare-ish, Miku’s partner in crime, brings Tako Luka everywhere with her
    *Meiko* -Mama Bear, shares the one braincell in the group with Luka, tends to act very flashy, Will treat you to a drink when you’re sad
    *Gakupo* -Easily embarrsed, not much of a public speaker but he tries, has no social cues, japanese patriot, basically the Ninja Brian to Kaito’s Danny Sexbang, Gumi’s brother
    Kiyoteru -hates his job, lives off of coffee, Kaii Yuki’s adoptive father, depression, has a rather powerful voice
    *Fukase* -Definitely stabbed somebody once, owns a flip phone, leader of the Meme Squad, an jackass who means well
    *Oliver* - Heavy british accent, reads gothic literature, was programmed with only one eye hence his eyepatch, plays Minecraft peaceful mode, Sweet Ann & Big Al’s child figure and Yohio’s lil brother
    *Gumi* -Fluent in English like Miku, bisexual disaster, depression
    *Kaii Yuki* -A literal ray of sunshine, has no idea what’s going on but just rolls with it, really smart for her age
    *Ryuto* -Yuki’s best friend, has like a dozen Pokémon cards, does random stuff just because
    *Piko* -tech geek, lowkey crush on Rin, super shy, has too many episodes of anime on his cord...thingy, the brains of the Meme Squad
    *VFlower* -Has Asperger’s Syndrome (she stims vocally with her growl), Eats kit kat bars the wrong way, huge tomboy, the muscle of the Meme Squads
    *Neru* -in love with Len, introvert, jealous of Miku, don’t. Take. Neru’s. Phone.

    • @notdessie
      @notdessie 5 років тому +8

      almost exactly mine lol

    • @8bitidiot671
      @8bitidiot671 5 років тому +13

      vflower is awesome. She is my favorite vocaloid, and i eat kitt kat bars the wrong way. Just add that she hates being called a boy and its accurate

    • @Sir_Gallade
      @Sir_Gallade 5 років тому +7

      Umm, if Gakupo is Gumi's brother, then why does he have a body pillow of her?

    • @toonangel1723
      @toonangel1723 5 років тому +2

      Sir. Gallade he probably feel asleep before his performance and he just went with it

    • @Sir_Gallade
      @Sir_Gallade 5 років тому +5

      @@toonangel1723 But why would someone have a body pillow of their sibling?

  • @olivejuuice5718
    @olivejuuice5718 5 років тому +12

    I have a similar headcannon about miku's hair. I think that her floaty-hairband thingies that hold her hair in twin tails make her hair longer, but when she takes them off her hair is short again

  • @puka6186
    @puka6186 5 років тому +16

    So
    I
    Fukase: stares directly into V flowers eyes every morning as he fills a bowl with milk, drinks all of it, and then shoves the cereal box down his throat. He also eats extremely gross things on waffles and pancakes, like mustard and pickles.
    That’s it.
    That’s all I can provide.

  • @catjam525
    @catjam525 5 років тому +26

    Miku: wig wearing tsundere
    Len: horny straight teenager
    Rin: childish lesbian loli
    Luka: the qUiRkY one
    Kaito: that dumb jock dude
    Meiko: over protective mom
    Gumi: literally a 6 year old
    Gakupo: the want to be popular kid
    Ryuto: the probably mental one
    Hiyama: the pissed off adult
    Fukase: the pissed off emo kid
    PowerFX family: typical family
    Neru: super pissed off tsundere

  • @liamfunnyman6965
    @liamfunnyman6965 5 років тому +17

    Haku:
    - Neru's frenemy.
    - just as big an eater as she is a drinker.

  • @rinina
    @rinina 5 років тому +21

    I made some! Just doing the cryptonloids bc im lazy
    Miku
    -really sweet when she started her career, now she is just a bitter and tired queen bee but she's still grateful for her fans and friends
    -usually braids her long ass hair or asks rin to put in buns
    -had a weird crush on kaito when she was younger but they're p good friends now, they go clubbing together.
    Rin
    -big lesbian with a big crush on miku
    -vsco girl
    -wants to grow out her hair but for contract reasons she can't (she actually can but uses this as an excuse to play with miku's hair
    Len
    -always has a banana for breakfast, nothing else
    -he ocassionally has 'boy nights' with Oliver and Fukase, meiko thinks they're a bad influence
    Luka
    -loves cooking and is pretty good at it
    -rides a motorcycle, len constantly asks her for a ride
    -tall girl, has to wear size 13 nikes 😪
    Kaito
    -has one braincell and uses it to love his family
    -give him food and he's happy with you
    -tries to connect to len by showing him memes and it's not that theyre outdated, it just that len's sense of humor is a deepfried image of otis the cow saying 'perhaps'
    Meiko
    -loves fashion and has a lot of clothes surprisingly
    -uses tinder
    -tries to be a good role model for the twins, but it's too late

  • @SollyofaDown
    @SollyofaDown 4 роки тому +20

    My unpopular HCs
    -Gumi and Gakupo are actually siblings (Gakupo is older by two years)
    -Luka is a former member of the occult
    -Neru is mute and mainly plays violin
    -Rin is secretly a masochist
    -Gakupo has multiple scars from surgeries
    -Sweet Ann and Big Al both had affairs and eventually divorced
    -Len has a massive crush on Miku but she keeps putting him off
    -Kaai Yuki is Trilingual (Chinese, Japanese, and English)
    -Ryuto isn't even related to Gakupo or Gumi
    -Gakupo is actually very smart, kind, and actually respects women ( also hates that he's conveyed as the opposite)
    -Fukase is an adult (real age is 23) and just looks and acts like a teen
    -Oliver can talk to animals (not just birds)
    -Kaito and Akaito share a body and it's like a Jekyll and Hyde situation (Kaito being the Lawful good and Akaito the Chaotic Evil)

  • @angyboi4921
    @angyboi4921 5 років тому +76

    Change my mind: Koshitsuki-P's KAITO is Canon KAITO.

    • @Minnemi
      @Minnemi  5 років тому +14

      You are 10000% correct

    • @hach_br
      @hach_br 5 років тому +5

      It actually is (there’s a manga and he is literally the dumbest character there)

    • @jinsol5939
      @jinsol5939 5 років тому +2

      @@hach_br where can I read it?

    • @hach_br
      @hach_br 5 років тому

      진솔 jinsol I found it at a Barnes and Noble :p

    • @Ivynling
      @Ivynling 4 роки тому

      For me Koshitsuki-P's content are all canon.
      Also, Gakupo looks stunningly gorgeous when dressed as a gueixa

  • @triksteey
    @triksteey 5 років тому +9

    headcannon: rin and len have twin telepathy and use it to beat everyone in monopoly
    also they get along only if they're doing something mischievous

  • @izzythetrashposter5710
    @izzythetrashposter5710 5 років тому +36

    Stupid, but here is my Oliver headcanon story.
    It starts like this.
    After Big Al's breakup with Sweet Ann, he found a beautiful British girl named Miriam. She seemed sweet at first, but had many psychological disorders. She mostly had control over them. They eventually had a child. They named him Oliver. Sometimes Miriam would get so stressed and worked up, she would take it out on Al and Oliver. This caused bruises and scars. Al had to escape the woman, to protect himself and his little boy. He was alone, and it was too hard to take care of the scared child alone. Ann and Al's son, Yohioloid tried to get the two together again. Ann needed a helper around the house. So Al got back to Ann, as he needed it too. Oliver was scared at first of the new place. He was also afraid of Yohioloid (and Ruby, Ann's other kid). He had a fear of blond(e) people, after what happened with Miriam. Yohioloid dyed his hair other colors so Oliver wouldn't fear him. Even though Yohioloid is an edgelord, he loved Oliver with all his heart. One day, Oliver saw a beautiful bird. The bird really liked him. Followed him around wherever he went. Ann and Al were okay with the bird, since he didn't like people so much. So, Oliver got to keep him. He named the bird James. He is still a little traumatized by what happened in his early life, but he is starting to become a happier and friendlier person.

    • @h444teligament
      @h444teligament 5 років тому +2

      But Sweet Ann scares me

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 роки тому

      This is one of the best headcanons I've ever seen and it's canon to me

  • @kidnow_squidnow
    @kidnow_squidnow 3 роки тому +13

    A few of my headcanons:
    Miku: is very smart and chill, but when she's around friends she turns into a dumb childish sweet idiot
    Len: sings foreign songs in really poorly spoken languages (see DEZ-PUH-SEE-TOO)
    Rin: has the hots for miku and has admitted it to her but was very disappointed to realize that miku thought she was joking and started laughing
    Fukase: is really, really funny but if he's in a tight spot all his jokes turn into "why did the chicken cross the road?"
    Kaito: actually very naturally smart but doesn't care enough to know things
    Meiko: dislikes drinking and is disgusted at what her fans have done (though she occasionally does drink, but hates admitting it)
    Gumi: has all these depressing songs that were pre-written and when she read the lyrics to them she was like "what kind of squidward am i singing about"
    Luka: really likes candy and toffee, her favorite flavors are blue and yellow because let's face it nobody remembers the actual flavors
    Gakupo: is a huge gumi simp, as we know, and he literally has a heart attack whenever she walks past him. if she accidentally bumps into him, he'll literally die.
    Oliver: sees Fukase as an older brother and they both rub off on each other's behaviors
    V Flower: watches anime on friday nights while eating dinner until she gets a call from fukase or len desperately trying to annoy her (which doesn't work because she's so chill)

  • @itsmaishio
    @itsmaishio 5 років тому +37

    My headcanon is that Gumi, Sonika and Ryuto are cousins uwu

  • @yeeyee5784
    @yeeyee5784 5 років тому +17

    Fukase:hates people
    Fukase: *that one meme where the guy slaps everyone who talks to him*
    Me: well fu-

  • @softstrawberrymochi610
    @softstrawberrymochi610 4 роки тому +10

    “Fukase-Hates everyone”
    *and this is why he’s my favorite*

  • @mfkai6080
    @mfkai6080 5 років тому +31

    I have head cannons for them too:
    miku:
    >pampered rich girl who has never been told no in her life and doesn't understand the concept of poor
    >Is nice to all her friends/coworkers
    >can't stand not being the center of attention
    rin:
    >started entering her emo phase
    >feels responsible for len and tries to be the best older sister she can be even though they are twins
    >hates doing cute things and acting cute and loves doing dark/edgy concepts
    len:
    >kinda brainless, does dumb things for dumb reasons
    >is bisexual and doesn't know how to tell people
    >wishes he could stop dying over and over
    kaito:
    >just happy to be there
    >has 50 versions of the exact same scarf
    >likes singing and doing music videos with len the most
    luka:
    >introverted, and wants to be left alone
    >knows she is the only one miku really trusts
    >loves anime
    meiko:
    >total badass
    >constantly has the "move over let show you how its done" attitude
    >is living her best life

    • @souwrmilk
      @souwrmilk 5 років тому +3

      Malachi Fuller IM NOT ALONE THINKING THAT LEN IS OUR BI ICON

    • @siriusPuwu
      @siriusPuwu 5 років тому

      Meiko: living her best life...
      HOW?!

  • @ChaoticMushy
    @ChaoticMushy 5 років тому +42

    I pretty much believe all of them except for Len.
    My Len headcanon is that he's a weird boy who keeps getting forced to sing sexual songs and he hates it.
    Edit: he's also like extremely gay

    • @Anaea
      @Anaea Рік тому

      shota shota island 100% sounds like he was forced to be there against his will

    • @ChaoticMushy
      @ChaoticMushy Рік тому

      @@Anaea yeah he sounds so miserable :(

  • @mememe2604
    @mememe2604 5 років тому +30

    My headcannons:
    Miku: _extremely_ narcissistic but is atcually really sweet with her close friends(Rin, Len, and Gumi)
    Luka: 100% done with everyone at all times
    Len: Pretty much your stereotypical awkward, horny, 14 year old.
    Rin: Pretty chill but will protect Oliver with her life because nO ONE TOUCHES THE CHILD
    Gumi: That one sensible kid that somehow got stuck with all the loud classmates. Lowkey likes Rin
    Kaito: In his late 20s but has a mental age of 7
    Meiko: The responsible one. Absolutely done with Kaito but loves him anyway
    Fukase: *m e m e l o r d*
    Piko: has anger issues
    Oliver: Both literally and figuratively the child of the group. Pampered a lot especially by Rin
    Flower: Cannot figure out human emotions for the life of her
    Gackpo: Tries to act younger than he is. Fails miserably most of the time.
    I know no one cares but this seems like a good time to get these off my head and typed down somewhere

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 роки тому

      Your Flower headcanon is no headcanon, it's canon. It's the definition of Kūdere, and that's what Flower is.

  • @weakbunny6883
    @weakbunny6883 5 років тому +10

    So basically Vocaloids for you is disfunction family. I like it

  • @makkujido8711
    @makkujido8711 5 років тому +9

    Kaito:
    *_Always sings about ice cream, unicorns and other cute stuff._*

  • @okenny9612
    @okenny9612 5 років тому +6

    Your shitty headcannon is absolutely satisfying, plus the backsong is awesome

  • @lime_lorelei
    @lime_lorelei 5 років тому +35

    i wrote these a while back to practice writing characters and dialogue... it's very long... so here!
    Miku: Generally sweet and kind! She wants to make others happy and help them. However, her peers are often reluctant to allow her due to her past problematic nature. She enjoys fashion and singing, often fantasizing about putting together a band.
    Gumi: An athlete and a rebel. She spends her time messing with her friends and exercising. She acts tough and aloof but doesn’t want to cause any real trouble. She is respected at school and people look up to her.
    Flower: Aloof and motherly, Flower is the oldest of the Gynoid sisters. She spends much of her time with her friends and family and enjoys playing guitar. She is very close to Fukase, practically being raised together because of their parent’s friendship. She is comforting presence for many.
    Fukase: Fun loving and carefree, Fukase wants nothing but his and other’s happiness. He likes to joke around and paint. Sometimes, he seems quite apathetic. Despite his outward nature, he has struggled with trauma and depression in the past but is steadily moving forward.
    Rin: Loud and energetic. She wants to shake her “girl next door” reputation she gained in middle school. Her and Gumi are close childhood friends and cause mischief together with Len (to his chagrin). She genuinely enjoys the company of her family.
    Len: The more sensible of the Kagamine twins. He is studious and geeky. Despite his intelligence, he is still a dumbass, often times letting Fukase coax him into stupid stuff. However, he makes sure that Rin and Gumi stay out of trouble.
    Piko: Sarcastic and quiet, Piko considers himself an intellectual. He works hard in school and tries to maintain a well rounded lifestyle. He often finds himself stressed by the pressure he puts on himself. However, his close friends help him unwind.
    Oliver: Quiet and sweet. Oliver is a well intentioned young man who wants to have a rich social life. Previously bullied for his appearance (one missing eye), he didn’t have many friends in middle school. However, as he transferred to his freshman year of highschool, he decided to become close to as many people as possible. Very close to Fukase.
    Hime: The elder Gynoid twin, they are bubbly and energetic. They are a middle schooler who wants to be cool like their sibling, Mikoto. Born intersex, they choose to go by they/them pronouns. They often find themself in awkward situations by talking too much. Earned the nickname “Meika” as a child due to the twins inventive nature.
    Mikoto: The younger Gynoid twin, they are quiet and serious. Currently a middle schooler, they could be considered emo. They often find themself talking to their older sister’s friends. Born intersex, they choose to go by they/them pronouns. Earned the nickname “Meika” as a child due to the twins inventive nature.
    Xin Hua: Flower’s younger sister. She was adopted by the Gynoid family from China. She is a freshman in highschool and working her way through an awkward phase. Bilingual and often mixes up meanings of words and phrases.
    Lily: Snarky and manipulative, Lily is the queen of the school. The title used to belong to Miku, but she gave up popularity. A Regina George-esque figure, she uses her popularity to do whatever she wants. She is not one to be trusted.
    Galaco: Good “friends” with Lily. She acts similarly to Lily and caters to her every want. Afraid of being an outcast, she is a follower. However, she has earned power and respect through her popularity.
    Yuu: Feminine and backstabbing. Yuu hangs out with Lily, Galaco, and Cul but operates as a separate entity. He often leaves them when it’s convenient for him. However, the group acknowledges this and doesn’t care.
    Cul: Clueless and a follower. Cul is the least hated of the popular kids. She is far from intelligent and it shows. However, she is beautiful and tries to use that to her advantage. She will take any secret or tidbit of gossip and leak it. She trusts her friends and doesn’t understand how awful they are.
    Mayu: The “girl next door type”. A childhood friend of Flower and Fukase, she moved away until recently. Rejoining her old friends, she is kind, generous, and caring. The best mom friend one could ask for. She works part time at her grandma Sachiko’s bakery.
    Ia: Aria prefers to be called by her nickname, Ia. Quirky and dorky, she often finds herself in bizarre situations. Her friends joke that she must be magical in order to attract such odd happenings. She is oblivious to her own social awkwardness.
    Yukari: Sarcastic and deadpan, Yukari is a good student and a decent athlete. She is Ia’s best friend and often finds herself balancing out Ia’s impulsiveness. She is often seen as unapproachable and snooty due to her demeanor. However, she is really just shy.
    Nana: Nana is generous and cheerful. She can also be very absent minded. She is part of a large family and has learned to share well. She works part time at her family’s diner. She and Mayu are friends but have a playful rivalry as to which restaurant is better. She is often busy but makes time for her friends whenever she can.
    Maika: Moved to the town recently and is getting to know the residents. She is sincere and easy going. She strives for perfection, coming from well intentioned, immigrant parents. She is close to the Sweet family (Yohio, Oliver, etc.)
    Yohio: Approachable and dependable, Yohio is the oldest child of the Sweet family. He is easy going and likes to help others relax. He enjoys playing the keyboard and guitar in his spare time and often performs his own songs at open mics around town.

    • @pr3ttyvacant
      @pr3ttyvacant 5 років тому +3

      these are my favorite headcanons lol

    • @preludetogold
      @preludetogold 5 років тому +3

      Woah, these are really in-depth! I personally don't agree with the Lily/Cul/Galaco ones (I don't see any of the -loids as particularly mean to be honest... Overly energetic and enthusiastic, sarcastic, weird and maybe annoying, sure, but not mean. Don't have anything against these kind of headcanons, just don't have them myself) but I definitely love even those ones!

    • @siriusPuwu
      @siriusPuwu 4 роки тому +1

      IA: *everything you said*
      *imagines nerd IA just running into Kagerou Daze*

    • @aidanaylward9237
      @aidanaylward9237 2 роки тому +1

      I am now taking this as an AU. Thank you!

    • @purpleissupeirior
      @purpleissupeirior Рік тому

      Girl wrote an essay

  • @diaquallo
    @diaquallo 5 років тому +20

    Miku is Napoleon dynamite confirmed. And len, you need help.

  • @10shi89
    @10shi89 5 років тому +14

    students:
    kiyoteru: *NO POMEGRANATES*

  • @postercandlemirrorfridge
    @postercandlemirrorfridge 5 років тому +12

    Nobody: Hello how are you.
    Miku: Im fine thanks.
    Len: Yo whats up
    Rin: Fine i guess
    Meiko: Im okay.
    Kaito: Great thanks for asking
    Gumi: Absolutely fantastic as per usual.
    Gakupo: Yes
    Ryuto: *sniffs you*
    Akita: Die.

  • @livi_raine
    @livi_raine 5 місяців тому +2

    here are a few of mine :)
    Miku
    - i defo agree with your hair length one for her
    - sensitive and emotional, it's easy to hurt her feelings
    - genuinely like the sweetest person you will ever meet
    - she's that one girl everyone's jealous of but you can't hate her
    Len
    - isn't actually a perv, it's just his songs which he did not write
    - adhd/autistic
    - loves karaoke but purposely sings horribly to annoy rin
    - social anxiety
    - sometimes makes random noises just because
    - although he may seem more extroverted onstage, he's actually the more sensitive/anxious twin
    - lots of fun once you get to know him
    Rin
    - adhd
    - very protective of len
    - defo the more extroverted twin
    - i agree with yours about how shes actually childish lol
    - hyper & easily distracted
    - very loud. when she gets mad she just screeches
    - her and len get on each others nerves sometimes, but otherwise they get along

  • @lemonmeat
    @lemonmeat 5 років тому +17

    Head canons (VOCALOID and utatane)
    Miku: kawaii and polite but sometimes angry
    Len: the kid at school that says he's straight but he's actually gay, also acts tough but is way to desu
    Rin: the kawaii desu quiet kid who is only cheerful and happy and chatty around trusted friends
    Kaito: Graceful dude who is chill and likes memes, also his scarf kills gravity and floats?
    Luka: super chill mom but also not a mom?
    Meiko: likes to party but is mostly chill
    Gakupo: girl crazy, but also a very chill and funny guy
    Oliver: kawaii smol innocent bean with kinda tragic past, also sees fukase as a big brother
    Fukase: chill meme Lord but can easily get annoyed by people who are either cringy or rude
    Gumi: enthusiastic, but gets annoyed at gakupo occasionally
    Teto: memey girl who likes baguettes way too much
    Neru: phone addicted, sassy
    Piko utatane: kinda similar to fukase, but more chill and kawaii
    vFlower: calm girl but gets way to into it when singing
    Eleanor Forte: Calm, graceful, but annoyed easily
    Kyuto: kindergartener who is chill, occasionally very cheerful
    Lily: same as luka, but more cheerful and less mom like
    That's all I have lol

  • @twerq
    @twerq 3 роки тому +4

    my headcannons :
    GENERAL
    1. All of the cryptonloids live in one house in Sapporo
    2. All project diva characters (even the additional ones) have teleportation powers
    3. Almost all of the crypton siblings are gamers (they're all chaotic except for miku)
    *CRYPTON*
    Miku -
    - is terrible at math
    - has a plush that keeps getting stolen by the cryptonloids
    - still wants to thank ryo and wowaka for everything
    - has been learning english and chinese for years and doesn't want to learn any other languages bc it's hard
    - is good at playing the piano (rolling girl + her design)
    - food addict
    - has a wardrobe that's the size of a master bedroom
    Rin -
    - len's older twin
    - always wonders how miku's twintails stick to her head in ghost rule when the song gets mentioned
    - still uses the fan as "autotune"
    - really quiet in group chats
    Len -
    - rin's younger twin
    - weirdo
    - but still hates it when he sings perverted songs (he's literally 14)
    - likes trolling everyone
    - would be the type of person to run away from an argument
    - also terrible at math
    - immortal (the respawning kind)
    Luka -
    - ✨fancy✨
    - fashion addict
    - wishes she could keep her 'Luka If' design
    - also a food addict
    Kaito -
    - weird dad
    - has Facebook
    - tries too hard to stand out from the 'boomer' stereotype
    - used to watch BRIGHT SIDE for some reason
    - would run after a ice cream truck if there is one
    - would hug everyone
    Meiko -
    - mom
    - actually not drunk
    - likes hanging out with luka
    - literally has Twitter
    *OTHER VOCALOIDS*
    Gumi -
    - that one 'sorry if it looks bad ;(' friend
    - likes joking about the carrots in that kyary pamyu pamyu song (that's literally how she remembers the song)
    - likes scrolling through reddit
    - would be the one watching mayhem with popcorn
    - has actually done a rant on consumerism before
    - chaotic neutral
    Gakupo -
    - weird samurai
    - overprotective
    - likes dressing up in the most formal way possible
    - has the most emergency-like beep ever as an alarm
    IA -
    - Lia is her real name
    - shy
    - would like to be an astronaut yet scared at the same time
    - impatient
    Yukari -
    - also shy
    - would do anything for others to not see what she's doing on her phone
    - IA's best friend
    - also clumsy
    Una -
    - wishes she would be more popular
    - likes rock music
    - sarcastic
    - plays roblox
    Rana -
    - phrog
    - hates caramel
    - plays gacha club
    Gachapoid -
    - clueless about almost everything
    - likes running around the streets
    - once almost got hit by a car
    - would also run after a ice cream truck if there is one
    Yuki -
    - knows too much for her age
    - tries to be innocent
    - likes drawing
    - indecisive
    *UTAULOIDS*
    Teto -
    - got adopted into the crypton family and now lives in Sapporo (the rest of the additional characters in pd are friends)
    - is still confused whether or not she is legal (this is why she is not dating anyone right now)
    - still has miku as her best friend
    - Mrs WorldWide
    - still confused on how to get an english accent
    Defoko -
    - the quiet kid
    - also clumsy and indecisive
    - would type like this,for some reason.idk why but yes
    - that one kid in the zoom meeting who nobody can hear due to shrappy internet static
    Momo -
    - mom friend
    - would have cursed pfps in her school acc
    - would be the one getting bit by every bug ever

  • @anno-chan888
    @anno-chan888 5 років тому +8

    My headcanons bc sureley y'all care
    Miku: Very nice and decent person. Loves kids and is a family oriented person. She is a lesbian.
    Len: Meme kid. Has hilarious humour and he is besties with Fukase.
    Rin: That one girl who always gets into fights and chews louder than she should. Has ironically been a VSCO girl or an Egirl at some point.
    Luka: Hella gay. She is pretty strict and loves cooking. Loves Miku a lot
    Meiko: Mom friend. Cares about everyone and likes to give life lessons and advice. Married to Kaito
    Kaito: Very cheerful person. Likes sweets and likes helping everyone out. Actually very innocent.
    Gakupo: Likes to do drag unironically. He actually has skills and has a good ammount of self confidence
    Gumi: Tumblr nerd. Uses social media a lot and writes fanfics.

  • @fawn5159
    @fawn5159 5 років тому +10

    Meme squad headcanons
    Fukase : memelord, short, can talk to animals
    VFlower : 2nd tallest, escaped from her kingdom to have fun, nature powers, reverse trap
    Oliver : lost boy, loves eating dirt & spiders
    Piko : actually a cyborg not a robot, shota, electric powers

  • @lenkagamine5401
    @lenkagamine5401 5 років тому +24

    fukase is accurate af lmao

  • @starchaser4eva
    @starchaser4eva 5 років тому +6

    when he said Leon why did I think of the vocaloid Leon following him everywhere xd

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 років тому +18

    The clip at 3:32 radiates such a Goku energy

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому

      @Kathryn Robles
      Yes except Vegeta would actually stay there because he actually cares about Trunks and Bulma

  • @ragu1319
    @ragu1319 5 років тому +11

    Some of my headcanons:
    Miku- pretends to be a good girl on camera but is secretly a huge diva, is bi, loves her family and friends tho
    Len- edgy perv, memelord like fukase, gets annoying sometimes, loves bananas
    Rin- as much as she loves her twin bro len, she gets tired of his shit sometimes, also edgy
    Kaito- like an older bro to miku and len, caring, dumb af, chases down ice cream trucks, gakupoxkaito, birthday cake flavor is his fav
    Meiko- does a lot of dumb stuff with kaito, big mom energy, sweet af, likes kaito but glad he's happy with gakupo
    Gakupo- pretty much like the video, great dancer, kind of a diva, does dumb stuff with kaito and meiko
    SF2 Miki- miku's shy sister, happy her sister is famous
    Gumi- super hyper, artist, pyromaniac
    Luka- pretty much the same in the video, always orders tuna sandwiches
    Oliver- wears bandages over his eye to look cool, anxiety, pure boi, hangs out with fukase and len
    Fukase- injects memes into his bloodstream, chaotic, loves cursed images, a bit of a control freak

  • @niv718
    @niv718 5 років тому +6

    I have a headcanon where Oliver and Yuki are bff and spend most of their time together reading horror tales they write themselves

  • @starlex3021
    @starlex3021 5 років тому +9

    My own hcs:
    Gumi has adopted Ryuto as her younger sibling.
    Ryuto, Oliver, Len and Piko like to hang out. Because of this, Ryuto learned english and Oliver learned japanese (the other 2 already knew both lenguages)
    Bruno and Clara sometimes have "best couple" fights with Sweet Ann and Big Al.
    Bruno and Clara have kinda adopted Maika.
    Ryuto has a crush on Rin, and Len knows that. What Len doesn't know is that Ryuto has a crush on him as well.
    (Just for the record, i don't ship them. Ryuto's crush is a childhood one like what you might get at that age for a teacher. He'll grow out of it)
    Ryuto likes to try to be positive all the time, but he's well aware he's the least liked vocaloid, and it affects him more than he'd like to admit. The only one who knows about this is Gumi, and that's why she's so protective of him. She will also punch someone if they talk ill of him.
    Oliver's injury are the result of a very traumatic experience regarding fire. Can't be near fire anymore, and can't smell stuff burning either. Also he'll deck you if you use the term 'trigger' as a meme so yall better watch out.

  • @discourseondecadence568
    @discourseondecadence568 5 років тому +11

    For me: (Firstly they are all humans who reincarnated as Androids)
    Miku: The popular rich girl (get some hate cus of this). Graceful, kind and all friendly, and not really that above it all though. Somewhat of a air head . Leek addition. Used to be a huge teen idol and often skips school because of work.
    Rin:Cheerful and outgoing. Bokukko. Cutsy with a devil side. Fujoshi. Loves to tease her brother but ultimately loves him. Pops up a lot of ... Interesting... ideas from time to time. Has a rebellious past when she dyed her hair black.
    Len:Tsundere 24K. Awkward about true feelings. Loves his sister but doesn't know how to say it. Gets tease a lot. Hates being called cute. Talent King. Was a straight A 'good student' who longs for freedom. Has secret fetishists and collect stacks of related r18 manga.
    V flower:Kuudere. Shy and quiet. Really love cute things, especially cats. Everyone is shocked by her rock side. Sees Yukari, her best friend, as a big sister. Was chronically ill and eventually died due to that said sickness, so she trys to stay as healthy as possible now.
    Oliver:Creepy child. Unintentionally scares others. Loves to draw and Loves his pet bird. Good friends with Fukase and Mayu, who accept him and share his weirdness. Died due to horrible abuse-murder, and his left eye never recover.
    Haku:Quiet and bitter, often presents an unhappy smile. Envys Miku's talents and recognition, both then and now, while looks down on herself. Drunk herself in sorrows, and becomes a completely different person when so. Used to be classmates and friend with Miku.
    Neru:Huge troll. On phone 24 hours. Often listens to her friends and give sharp advices. Good friends with Miku, Haku and Teto, annoyed of Haku's self-loathing habits and trys to drag her away. She might speak toxic but she does really care.
    Gumi:Genki girl whose wish was to be a pilot. Had a lot of crushes but all of them failed. Thinks Gakupo is annoying. Is sometimes called out of being too idealistic and dreamy. Carrot, soap drama and shojo manga addiction.
    VY2 Yuma (66):Dandere. Stoic with few expressions. Headphones often on. Loves his sister Mizki. Can be weird.
    Gakupo:Weird as. Big Otaku and samurai fan. Just a guy of plain goof. Trys to be a big brother figure to Gumi but often fails.
    Kaito:Your warm neighborhood big brother. Everyone goes to him for support. Can be goofy. Ice-cream lover.
    Mayu:Yandere. Has a huge crush on Len who resembles her past love, and the blonde finds it troubling. Good friend with Fukase and Oilver, the three often creep others together.

  • @roundbirb447
    @roundbirb447 5 років тому +7

    Meiko is the cool aunt that gives you alcohol at age 14.

  • @Lemieux_channel
    @Lemieux_channel 5 років тому +19

    “I call him Leon.” Wait... Kaito’s shadow is a completely different Vocaloid?!🤔

  • @CYNSPACE
    @CYNSPACE 2 роки тому +1

    2:19 the fact that you put rosa here is amazing
    also YOUR KAITO HEADCANONS JHASDLADASKDJAS

  • @yeetgirltsubasa5235
    @yeetgirltsubasa5235 5 років тому +17

    1:40
    Kaito: a black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny
    Gakupo: actually I think that's your shadow
    Kaito: I call him... _Leon_
    Me: *le gasp the v1 flashbacks*
    wait this is accurate,, isn't Leon voiced by a black male singer

  • @spacekei6398
    @spacekei6398 5 років тому +6

    I really love this channel xD I am Spanish speaking and I am translating this with the google translator, I am glad to see a vocaloid channel still alive :'D I understand English well in the videos although I do not know how to speak it

  • @neonpelt
    @neonpelt 5 років тому +6

    I’ve got a few for Piko:
    - usually on phone/using technology of some sort
    -never wants to be there when dragged along to somewhere his friends go
    - len’s best friend
    I use these for fanfic sorry 🙃

  • @Vmidnight1917
    @Vmidnight1917 4 роки тому +4

    1:25 you’ve finally done it. You’ve combined my two favorite things: Vocaloid and MOTHER RUSSIA!

  • @astererererer_
    @astererererer_ 4 роки тому +6

    Basically my headcanon is when Rin and Len scream they merge into one

  • @あきら-v7h
    @あきら-v7h 5 років тому +13

    Luka:
    -team mom
    - biggest gay here
    Len & Rin as a whole: I'm babey. No, I'm babey. NO, I'm babey. NO I'm babey! NO IM BABEY! NO IM BABEY!! *kagamines scream noises*
    -that's really just it
    -bi queen and king (or servant)
    Miku:
    -the dullest shoujo protagonist
    -bi spirit
    Kaito:
    --the opposite of charming
    -flirts with Meiko to the point she drinks a gallon of rum
    Meiko:
    -part of team mom
    -has embarrassing regrets
    -tsundere towards Kaito
    Gumi:
    -she is at her fucking limit
    -bi angel
    -scared of gakupo
    Gakupo:
    -is obsessed with Gumi
    -is a pervert
    Ryuto:
    -truly babey boi
    -protecc ryuto at all costs
    Kiyoteru:
    -was supposed to be a doctor
    -accidentally became a vocaloid by taking a wrong turn in a school anime
    PowerFX Family:
    -The Adams Family
    Neru:
    -a tsundere
    -second biggest gay

  • @howthefvckdoesthishave250s8
    @howthefvckdoesthishave250s8 5 років тому +37

    For some really wtf unknown reason I read hisokee insted of minnemi and for 1 minute I thought this video was from him
    Now I really wanna know your headcanons for Piko

  • @alexandria.d1253
    @alexandria.d1253 5 років тому +8

    My headcannons
    Meiko- the leader, mother figure of the group. Badass, violent, but at times vulnerable and very sweet. Everyone is intimidated by her presence. Spends most of her time with Kaito, Rin and Len
    Kaito- the father figure of the group. Dumb asf, sweet but gets picked on a lot by all the other vocaloids, especially Rin and Len. Is somewhat a perv tho. Spends most of his time with Meiko, Gakupo and Miku.
    Miku- the mature but kinda egotistical one. Gets jealous very easily and is girly asf. Is an attention hog. Is a kind person tho. Spends most of her time with Luka, Gumi, Rin and Len.Acts innocent all the time even when she’s wrong and for the most part gets away with everything.
    Rin- the tomboy of the two. Is irresponsible asf and is a reckless driver. Can be arrogant and selfish tho, and is fiesty. Loves to cause mischief with her brother. She secretly likes cute things tho, and is secretly girly. Both her and Len are really close. Her and Miku have a rivalry. Spends most of her time with Len, Miku, Gumi, Meiko and Kaito.
    Len- the responsible of the two. Is a bit reserved and overthinks quite a bit. Is a horny teenager. Takes the blame for his sister a lot. Loves to cause trouble with his sister. Acts cool and is actually cool. Is a ladies man. Both him and Rin are very close. Him and Fukase have a rivalry. Spends most of his time with Rin, Miku, Meiko, Kaito and Gakupo.
    Luka- the chill and quiet one. Is mean and sassy asf. She is mysterious and does many things behind closed doors. She loves gambling and is a very deep and blunt person. She’s nice but doesn’t show it often. Spends most of her time with Miku and Gumi.
    Gumi- the crackheaded one of the group. Is very energetic and hyper, but at the same time is crazy. Has mood swings a lot. She is a sweet person who has been through a lot. Has a dark side tho. Spends most of her time with Miku, Rin and Luka.
    Gakupo- is the smooth one of the group. Is also a ladies man. Is very reserved and serious but has a very funny sense of humor. He loves sex a lot. Does have a crack headed side to him as well. Loves Japanese culture a lot. Spends most of his time with Kaito, Len, Gumi and Luka.
    Fukase- is the savage. Hates everyone. Is blunt asf and speaks his mind. Everyone is also intimidated by his presence. He has a crude sense of humor. Loves memes a lot and has an entire rivalry with Len because of it. Spends his time with no one cos he has no specific group of friends. But he has a soft spot for Yuki and Gachapoid.
    Yuki- is a quiet but innocent 9 year old. Sees Kyotieru as a father figure. At times can be creepy tho. Spends most of her time with Kyoteiru and Gachapoid.
    Gachapoid- is the weird 5 year old kid. Is often shipped with Yuki for some reason despite age difference.... spends most of his time with Yuki.

  • @DacheFox8
    @DacheFox8 Рік тому +3

    Ok, the Neru having Anger Issues I definitely agree with. She totally is very aggressive to me 😂

  • @SrijananiViswanath
    @SrijananiViswanath 5 років тому +4

    NERU ABSOLUTELY HAS ANGER ISSUES AND I LOVE THAT

  • @imadog2005
    @imadog2005 5 років тому +5

    my headcanons for yuzuki yukari: quotes memes daily, plays games 24/7, tired asf, feral but also baby

  • @thegachabix6857
    @thegachabix6857 4 роки тому +5

    Headcannon: Sometimes Meiko and Flower stand around the Vocaloid house with coffee and talk to each other as if they were tired and stressed out mothers

  • @softichill
    @softichill 5 років тому +47

    was this just an excuse to make a vocaloid as vines video and explain why you did what you did

  • @memeow
    @memeow 5 років тому +16

    Headcanon: Everyone loves each other, nuff said
    (jk, i have a billion headcanons that are too much to write, lol)

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 роки тому +4

      Except Fukase
      He hates everyone

  • @toonangel1723
    @toonangel1723 4 роки тому +9

    Just for fun, my UTAUloid headcanons! (Warning: super long)
    *Teto*-crazy aunt figure, don’t call her old or you’ll be chimera food, more self-centered than Miku somehow, knows 100 recipes that involve bread, social butterfly, no indoor voice
    *Ritsu*-a massive stage diva, was programmed with missiles in his torso, sings metal on occasion, can speak Japanese & Korean, uses any pronouns
    *Ruko*-genderfluid (fight me), can be very flirty, basically babysits Ritsu, best buds with Rook and Teto, loves coffee
    *Rook*-wishes to be taken seriously, had dog-like tendacies, half British half Japanese, sucks at flirting
    *Tei*-hates everybody except Len, wants to make friends but struggles
    *Miko*-innocent, can brighten anyone’s day, has a million plushies in her room, constantly demands cuddles
    *Defoko*-Barely smiles, would kill for a Klondike bar, pretty chill, owns a launcher
    *Momo*-Introvert, Teto is her only friend, shy as heck, listens to heavy metal, likes to remove her head to freak out assholes

  • @Polnaratti
    @Polnaratti 4 роки тому +3

    You really got me when you used that shrek 3 scene-

  • @garemy3237
    @garemy3237 5 років тому +6

    Flower v4: really likes *t e e t h*

  • @materiagworl
    @materiagworl 2 роки тому +6

    I live for the fact that the fandom pretty much unanimously agrees that Kaito is a lovable dork with exactly one (1) braincell.