Charlie's Angels (GameCube) - Just Bad Games
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Charlie's Angels is a 2003 beat 'em up video game on PS2 & Nintendo GameCube that will make you black and blue.
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"Angels, you're going under cover!"
*Minutes later:* gets in a big fight in full view of everyone.
Can't get caught if you give everyone concussions and brain injury's!
X Gon' Give It to Ya
X Gon' Give It to Ya
Under my covers
And Only Wearing Under Wear
@@googlehome8545 Gotta admit, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu are BEAUTIFUL.
Lucy Lu climbing up the ladder really needed Snake Eater playing in the background
It doesn't deserve it
That's what I said.
"Why am i comparing this to Snake Eater? Why am i even playing this?"
*a kazoo version of snake eater
@@Terumimi I'll accept nothing less than a shitty flute version
Oooooh.
So that disclaimer at the beginning explains why Jontron got stuck in a loop when he played this game.
I forgot he did a thing on this game
THATS WHO PLAYED THIS
I've been trying to figure that out for awhile now, and iv been stuck lol
@@anangryspartan2502 I thought you meant this like, "oh, you are the one person who played this game"
When I worked at GameStop I remember this game forever sitting on the shelf
The leather and whip joke is a reference to the fact the level is in a dungeon, which has bondage connotations. It's not a good joke, but it's not out of nowhere.
And Asian steroetyping I think
@@gaminggoof1542 …have you never heard of Amsterdam’s red light district??
That statement is very incorrect lol.
(Also, not everything is racist just because another race than white people are involved haha)
pausing at 3:07 was a very big mistake
@@gaminggoof1542 Can you elaborate on that?
@@onemoreweirdo207 Asian women are stereotyped as being dominatrix like in bed
Alex looks like a mortal kombat OC made by a person who wanted an OC but was too lazy to actually come up with one so they just pallet-swapped
You mean her Scottish Leather outfit.
The "Jade" outfit? 😅
@@teknomax7883 I also said that she looks like Jade!
@@benmalsky9834 Same here!
Worst thing is this 'Jade' is heavily inspired by the 'Jade' in MK: Annihilation. >~
"Dance, Lucy, dance! your career depends on it"
Career?
Tis a reference air
@@bingbong5076 Jontron reference
"*REEEEAAAALLLY???* Amazing, truly amazing."
I remember when JonTron didn’t even realize the reason why his game keeps looping is because of his gamecube not having a memory card installed.
The strangest thing about this game is they lifted plot points from a Lupin the Third movie. "Lupin the Third: Bye Bye lady Liberty" features the thief airlifting the statue of liberty to the grand canyon to search it for a diamond the size of a football a restoration team member hid in it. I don't think it's coincidence the devs of this game put the statue in the same place.
I'm just surprised that someone still remembers Lupin The Third, besides me, I mean. A much better series and had much better movies (even though I enjoyed the 2 Charlie's Angels movies), and there was that one Lupin the Third game on the PS2. Don't know why the game's devs decided to watch a Lupin movie before deciding on the games plot though...
@@shawnfields2369 honestly lupin has had a mini resurgence since the release of lupin III: the first.
If I had to guess why they stole the ideas from it I'd have to go with it was better than any idea they had and they figured it was obscure enough at the time no one would catch on. And to be fair I think I'm one of the only people who noticed.
@@gandalfcow717 Really? Any type of resurgence is good to hear about. I'm just surprised I never noticed it myself. Maybe it's because I try to stay away from bad movie licensed games? Yeah, you may very well be one of the only few people who noticed how the game's plot is a ripoff. The angels just needed an angry and sometimes incompetent inspector chasing them down constantly, throughout the game, and ALMOST catching them each and every time, but just slightly failing, and then, it'd definitely be a ripoff. But if Charlie's Angels had to rip something off, I'm glad they had good enough taste to go for Lupin the Third. But on the other hand, I'd rather have seen a GOOD ripoff of Lupin instead of this hilariously bad disaster.
Given that the devs are probably anime fans because of their studio name and the fact Lupin The 3rd is popular in France, yeah...
@@miragebangbravern Yep, you're probably right. I mean, Lupin the Third's been around for a long time. So, these devs must've had great taste then. I mean, I personally remember liking the Charlie's Angel's movies as a kid. Because they were funny. But I guess them reminding me of Lupin the Third, might be another reason, and because of the actually funny jokes and the fact that the late, great, Bernie Mac was in the second one, and while I'm sure I was like, the only dude who actually wanted a third Charlie's Angels movie, it's probably too late at this point, but you never know in this particular day and age...sure, Bernie Mac has sadly, passed on to greener pastures, but his legacy's not been forgotten about though, as Bosley. I think you could still probably sit down and enjoy the CA movies though. But I haven't seen them in a long time, so I don't know if they're still as good as I remember them, but who knows? I still enjoy films like "The Mask" and "Dumb & Dumber", but maybe that's because I'm a huge fan of Jim Carrey? He is a very talented comedian/actor...
Now all I need is Natalie's honk to be modded into Untitled Goose Game and my life will be complete XD
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That should be the noise it makes when you fail an objective
@@BurningAzure I'm well aware. Thank God for James Stephanie Sterling:)
Yes!🤩
HON HON HON
Don't play this game without a memory card. Just don't.
Ok
More like "just don't play this game."
Why is there only auto generated English subtitle
Don't play this game, Do Marvel's Spider-Man, Batman Arkham or Star wars the force unleashed.
@@fnsmstudios5269 force unleashed 1 or 2 were both amazing. I beat them both 100%
The game grumps, dan and arin never figured the memory card thing out and played the first level like 4 times before giving up. It was pretty funny lol!
Really? That's crazy.
Didn't JonTron do the same thing?
That sounds about right.
@@zednotdead yes
@@1985toyotacamry It's not surprising to me at all. They seem to do zero research whatsoever on that channel
Muffin is the must well thought out character.
In the first Charlie’s Angels movie, Lucy Liu tried to cook muffins for her fiancé played by Matt LeBlanc.
I think the cutscene's lip sync was rendered in French because whoever did the English localisation (probably the devs themselves) wasn't confident in their ability to translate to English. You can even see it in the "news report" cutscene, when the first newspaper flies in, the paper itself is the "Hareld Tribune" and the headline is "New York is orphan". At the very least least, the cutscene localisation was rushed.
The laziness in this "game" never fails to amaze me.
New York is orphan is the best thing I’ve heard today
Or they did it in French first because it was Neko Entertainment's first language.
IT’S JUST….. not bad
Good
not bad
Combo
Ryu, Ryu, Super Ryu!
Wut
Bernie Mac would be rolling in his grave about why this game exists.
F's in chat for Bernies character.
I wish I could give Bernie another spanking
He dodged a bullet by not being in this game I don’t know if it was because he denied the role or if he’d already past away though
@@averagechadlegionary5824 he died in 08, this game is from 03
@@averagechadlegionary5824 He past in 2008 the game out in 2003
That Shenmue cameo deserves some recognition hahaha
21:45 I bet the assets they used for this area was originally a river, then they removed the water but forgot to remove the current.
The health restoration items are based off the significant items or themes for each Angel.
1) Drew has a lighter, as you put, because it's her trusty lighter in the first movie.
2) Cameron has a CD because she loves dancing and music so much that she's almost always doing it in her spare time. She was even on Soul Train in the first flick.
3) Also in the first flick, Lucy Liu is trying very hard to make something edible as she wants to be a good cook. She is not. At one point she creates these rock hard muffins that one of the Angels jokingly picks up and throws at another Angel missing them and imbedding into a door(?)
Also, how'd you miss the dancing idle animations!?
Fanboy alert!
@@theoneonlygreat6002 Yes, yes I am.
@@DaxOrien 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
@@theoneonlygreat6002 When did you first come out to your family. Or is this your first time! I'm flattered, but as I said, I'm into the three girls featured. Sorry.
@@DaxOrien ❄️❄️❄️
"It's takes one Kraang"
Or a Carmen Sandiego, because she steals freaking buildings and other large objects like a fussy mother sweeping up discarded legos
I cannot unsee Natalie behaving like a goose after this video. Thanks for another great quality video.
PS: That little remix near the end was unexpected, but awesome.
@Phoenix Puckett
Nobody:
Natalie: H O N N
What song is that?
@@blakksheep736 blue monday
@@lempamo thankee
Bosley says the bad guy's hideout is in the castle's dungeon. Alex brings up black leather and a whip as a joke about dungeons
Yeah this one kinda left me wondering how they didn't get it. Glad I wasn't the only one to notice it.
BURGERPANTS
@@BigLord yeah surprised that went over their heads.
Yea, I got that too, but then why the outfit? It was dominatrixy. Maybe she's really really committed to comedy.
That Blue Monday ending was unexpected
Haha same thing here. It came unexpectedly and I love it.
It’s one of my favorite songs and hearing it done like that is hilarious.
How does it feel?
yeah that remix ending made me laugh.
Even Communist Felix approves of the joke.
When you said stakeout at the public library and dress up as sexy books, I thought you were gonna say Librarians 😳
kind of a letdown, really...
@@2Scribble eh I mean the books got a chuckle outa me
They’re ‘THE LIBRARIANs’😎
Kinky 😏
I’m saddened that you never brought up the amazing dance they do in their idle animation.
Same, best part of the game xD
4:50 The Return of the Sultry Hercules Music. My sides are blown 🤣🤣😂
Very nostalgic 😅
"Mom I don't want VIP!"
"We don't have VIP at home, don't worry!"
VIP at home.
So either way, you’re boned.
Bernie Mac was the only one smart enough to not use his voice in the 'game', or his manager was smarter than the others.
"An excuse to get characters in gratuitously revealing clothes"
Could work perfectly as a subtitle for the game's cover.
I mean... That's what Charlie's Angels is.
@@printthelegends was.
Respect to these people for putting their sanity on the line for our entertainment...
Love you peeps
Same with AVGN
I’m glad you like my cat, peeps
"putting their sanity on the line" I would say they already lost that long ago
There seems to be a dominatrix outside beating up the groundskeepers 🤣
I think there might have been an unused level where the Milkman would actually make sense. But instead of scrapping the enemy along with the level they instead placed him in the Grand Canyon level for whatever reason. Maybe the criminal Hideout was once located in a Suburban area?
Should've edited in a kazoo cover of "Snake Eater" to that ladder climbing part.
Underrated comment
I was expecting some kind of reference to Snake Eater too
@@AlexHidanBR yeah me too
Everytime I climb a ladder in real life I hear a distant voice whisper out
"What a thrill...."
@@nignamedmutt7270Has that ever happened to you in real life yet? Because I almost never hear "Snake Eater"...unless I choose the music for it in Smash Ultimate, on the Shadow Moses Island stage.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Rerez uploads a just bad games or worst ever series video
Agreed! It’s a good morning!
Soulja Boy just released a "New Console" I hope Rerez covers it soon.
As AVGN once said when he reviewed this: “WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!, DID THE DEVELOPERS HAVE SH&T CAKED UP THIER AS&!?!?”
"AAASSSSS"
@@Lrr_Of_Omikron
AVGN: “THIS GAME IS LITERALLY AAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!”
Never understood how AVGN ever was funny but k.
@@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN because he says "ass" and other poo related things and that is funny to all of us non mature types.
@@Lrr_Of_Omikron I mean ass jokes can be funny to me, but AVGN isn't.
Time for the best animations in gaming history.
And a not bad combat system.
That title goes to ninjabread man.
I love how on the static screen they show a picture of the right throne. Yet the developer still modeled the wrong throne.
Krang did it: a perfect explanation.
"Uh Bill, there seems to be a dominatrix outside beating up the groundskeepers"
"What? I told them several times not while they're on the clock!"
You didn't stand still for long enough to see the amazing idle animations.
Ah charlies angels truly quality gaming
4:02 could be the sound of a female version of the villager from MC xD
Hey guys, thank you so much for this video! More than a couple of times I found myself having to rewind a little bit to hear what you had said because I couldn't hear you over my own laughter. I'm so glad you're still doing 'It's Just Bad' videos. Your many hours of frustration playing through these abominations is greatly appreciated! hahaha! I may take a nap in a little bit and I feel as though the 'Charlie Honk' is going to haunt my dreams. ha! Thanks again, guys!
I admire the dedication to complete these games completely.
23:04 "We have no idea who this is"
What do you mean? That's literally Billi Mitchell. Hiding in the Grand Canyon after cheating on Donkey Kong.
"Hello Angel's, today I need you 3 to act in the worst video game ever, good luck"
"This game will now self destruct in 5 seconds."
@@gabrielboorom6196 that would be a fitting ending for this game.
"charlie needs money, so he sold your likieness to a shovelware developer"
"you can do that"
" you signed the contract legally i owe you all"
HON!
Okay the Liu Kang sound clip broke me. Great stuff. 😂
18:12 XD
The ending bit reminds me of 2000s youtube.
YTPMV's are more like it for me! :D
6:08 "What a thrill..."
I'm still in a dream, snake eater
I guess we now know what a Lucy Liu Psylocke portrayal would have been like.
To be fair, it's not that bad of a portrayal. I mean, she could also pass as Jade from MK, or even Poison Ivy. But Psylocke is a good choice. I would've liked to see Lucy Liu as Psylocke in any of the live action X-Men movies. Didn't even know I would've wanted that until right now... I mean, she is attractive, so it definitely works...
A game that has already been covered by JonTron and AVGN is either an easy target or it will be very tough to follow in those guys' footsteps.
Jontron, the nerd, AND the grumps
I'd say they're going far more in depth than anyone else did.
But this time they actually finished it
@@NemoracStrebor Yeah, this is easily the most detailed review. I'm sure Shane and friends have already watched reviews by AVGN and others to avoid duplicating jokes and observations.
This game has been reviewed by many people, but none of them I've seen have beat it until now. I've never seen any of them even make it to the 2nd level. We can always count on Rerez to be thorough.
10:19
What a thrill..... with darkness and silence through the night....
the editing here is off the charts. The selfie image on the phone of the tourists, the goose jokes, the remix at the end... This is glorious
17:46 It's not just "most intelligent", it's the *only* intelligent member of the team
🧁👄🧁
Actually.. the torch on lady liberty is held up by spit and bubblegum. It's why the torch observation deck has been closed off for the last... oh... 80 years.
21:28: that milkman is named kiss?
WTF CHARLIE'S ANGELS?!
Who the hell names their kid after a rock band?
im old enough to remember when JohnTron played this
That is the example of Jon being a complete maroon when it comes to games, he didn't even have the memory card in his gamecube, hence why he kept playong the first mission of the game, because he didn't know that it's a game breaking bug that Ubisoft didn't bother to fix
@@ChaseMC215 Right...because it's OBVIOUSLY Jontrons fault he didn't know about a stupid memory-card glitch that the developers didn't fix. What a moron, am I right?
@@ChaseMC215 um....how is it his fault the game has a glitch?😅 you’re a harsh and terrible person mate
@@gracekim25
Jon thought it was intentional, would it be intentional if he knew the glitch existed?
same here.
20:36 French company with a Japanese name making a game from an American movie.
That is EXACTLY how they have sold anime on France since the 70s XD
Mr worldwide
And they chose to animate it in French 😄
_"NOT BAD."_
15:03 Alex looks like she's cosplaying as Jade from Mortal Kombat
I'm sure she could also pass as either Poison Ivy,(probably couldn't do worse than uma thruman's awful performance of the character from Batman & Robin), or even Psylocke(a character from the X-Men series), as well.
Charles Angels: This is a stealth mission
Also Charles Angels: Starts randomly beating up civilians and soldiers in broad daylight with bilinis on
Just throwing it out there with the ladder climbing part, you missed a golden opportunity to play Snake Eater and make the video monochrome :(
"What a thrill"
Fun Fact. The combat has the scoring system because originally it was supposed to be an action rhythm game similar to VIP, but with counters and actual timing.
That Kraang joke is fucking perfect, lol
And when I didn't think it can get better...
Ryo Hazuki drives by with his trusty forklift
One might even say his joke was....not bad
@@planetschlock indeed. It's *not bad* at all
"You bloated bean bag!"
The "leather and a whip" line at 14ish minutes was pretty obviously a reference to the fact they're entering a dungeon.
The 2000 Charlie’s Angels movie I believe belongs comfortably in the whole wave of spy/espionage entertainment that followed in the wake of the huge success of Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond films and the first Mission: Impossible film. This wave also includes the likes of the Austin Powers trilogy, the Spy Kids films, Kim Possible, Secret Agent Cody Banks, Catch That Kid, Totally Spies and the Spy Gear toy line. What a time to be alive in the 2000s!
8:15 A T-pose ? in 2003?
this game is head of it time i swear
Creative(ly bankrupt)
20 seconds in...
That wasn't a glitch. It's an intentional design feature so game shops and places like McDonald's could set up a GameCube with the game and basically just have it as a demo. It used to be a fairly common feature.
I was thinking that the game tries to use the memorycard as some sort of ram, but that makes more sense actually.
Wouldn't not being able to save your progress be good enough incentive not to stand there and play it for long?
Do you have any other examples? I honestly don't remember any other GC games that locked out levels if you were playing cardless.
Omg, the moment in the shipyard when Ryo suddenly showed up in the forklift was perfect, I was laughing so hard.
Charlie's Angels
just lost their wings
And now they are Fallen Angels
@@juzoinui4627
They are now Charlie's devils
@@sneakysnuck8481
That’s sounds better
That's going to really suck for the one that thinks she's a goose.
@@theajaxs720 she sounds more like she's trying to be an Elvis impersonator
6:11 "What a thrill.... With darkness and silence through the night...."
I was waiting for the music to kick in. Only semi-disappointed
What a thrill… i’m searching and i’ll melt into you…
14:00 - "He's an industry magnet"
???
did they mean "Magnate", or is he literally an industrial sized electromagnet?
I dunno, just don't take him for granite!
Those words can be pronounced the same way.
The reason people said that Bernie Mac was not voice acting in the game was he was busy with Ocean's 12, Bad Santa, Head of State, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and the Bernie Mac Show.
He didn't have a spare afternoon? Lol
A game we didn't want, based on movies we never asked for.
The Christmas fruit cake of video games
Still better movies then the 2019 reboot XP
The way Alex turns power off someone's been watching too many episodes of happy days
Ayyyyyye someone liked my comment, praise to fonz
New Order - Blue Monday sound mix was the best way to end this video!! I loved it! Thank you guys!
22:53 - Nice attention to detail, not putting the camera in its own screen. 👍
Invisible walls, bad camera, and hidden collectibles? Wow, it’s really like the programmers didn’t want you to 100% this game!
Oh boy. Sequel to V.I.P. for Just Bad Games
Vip is Vicious in Person
24:40
How does it feel
When Natalie honks like a goose
And you've just started playing
What's up with this game?
I'm climbing onto this ladder
And it's taking freaking forever
Tell me, how this a game?
Tell me now, why is this a game?
If you don't like the lyrics that's fine
If you want I could do the whole song
I can dig it lol
Im starting to notice a trend with theese videogames
French studio, you say? Everything makes more sense now, at least.
I actually know Neko as the studio behind Super Army War. It is also a weird game, sort of an RTS action hybrid, and a lot of stuff is rather miss matched: WWII P51 Mustang, Vietnam era UH-1 Huey, a B52 that drops paratroopers...
Though unlike this pile of crap Super Army War is actually a good game.
Bernie Mac really dodged a bullet with this one.
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Natalie is now a Goose. Plus, Drew Barrymore is my cousin.
Nuh uh
Wake up babe, new just bad games just dropped
"There's a dominatrix outside beating up the grounds keepers..."
"Again?!"
"AGAIN!? But it's not Monday yet! I told them to only come around on Monday-Saturday, not Friday or Sunday!"
I remember when Jon Tron reviewed this game and couldn't get passed the first area for some reason. Guess it was cause of the memory card bug thing you said at the start of the video.
Yeah, pretty much the memory card deal.
@@crazyluigi6664 seriously, why do people not want to use memory cards? Something tells me that Ubisoft did that on purpose to make you only play the Demo version if you don’t have the memory card inserted.
@@robbiewalker2831 Basically to not "infect" their memory cards, in a joking sense.
Still better than Charlie's Angels 2019.
Somehow I knew I would come across this, but I wouldn't compare them. Then again, I liked that film.
Oh yes, a tiny spinning version of the character model stuck in a T-pose.
The classic symbol for a extra life.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
An extra life that asserts its dominance.
7:15 DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK
I remember liking the Charlie's Angels movies and seeing this game at Blockbuster all the time and wanting to rent it. Thank god it was always rented out already.
This channel feels like i'm watching early Machinima again.
14:35
Actually there is a LITTLE context for that line. If you were listening closely, you’d know Bosley said that they think the baddie’s lair is in the dungeon of the castle; black leather and whips, standard BDSM gear, is typically used in sex dungeons. See the connection?
Granted it’s still sucky writing but at least it makes a little sense.
& then the camera pans up to the top of the tower... because that's where dungeons be lol
As someone who has grown up in Scotland I can 100% confirm that a green leotard that looks like something out of the first mortal Kombat game is precisely what we wear in castles
See I freakin knew Scotland was awesome
Rerez: _complaining about the English version being a poor dub over another language_
Non-english speakers: first time ?
I think the real complaint is that it's based on an English-speaking movie, and even uses the English-speaking original actors. Why animate it in French in the first place? (Other than laziness)
Dude I was so invested in that muffins character ark. If you haven't watched the original show, you probably don't understand how important *chuckle* that guys muffin is.
For those who haven’t seen the first movie.
In one scene, Lucy Liu tried to bake some muffins in a fake trailer on a movie set
11:19 "See a lot of these areas are copy and pasted. Whole hallways, rooms; so it gets a little confusing." - civvie11
I gotta give Rerez props, I had no idea there were this many levels in this crap heap. They managed to get farther than AVGN and the Grumps, now that takes balls...I like balls.
Well, Lrr, if you remember to put the Memory Card Into the console, then you wouldn’t be playing the game in demo mode.
Not to mention Jontron.
I thought you like horns, Lrrr... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!!!
@@jmal you mean human horn? I mean what are you talking about? A virile male like me wouldn't need something like that.
Oh come on, guys - you had the PERFECT opportunity to play he Snake Eater theme song while Alex climbed that ladder, it would have been perfect. I was totally sitting here waiting for the music to kick off, because I just knew it would have to play given how long that ladder was - and you guys never played it. Then again, maybe the joke was too obvious, but even so, we still would have loved it.
I love the throwback to previous videos :D Hercules and Batman are amazing x)
11:20 "You see, a lot of the areas are copied and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing"
It's scary how many things that's accurate to.
***Alex Climbing Ladder***
What a thrill . . . .
Ryo Hazuki : Is this where sailors hangout? 😆
Not even a section with a forklift operating minigame would save this mess.
🤣