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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 426

  • @ChaoticPaper
    @ChaoticPaper 7 років тому +1203

    5:20
    "I'm a 5 star man"
    Shows 5 pictures of star

    • @predictablesponge
      @predictablesponge 7 років тому +102

      Biggus Dikus erm... it is?

    • @prozenconns7082
      @prozenconns7082 7 років тому +27

      i also watched the video

    • @screwdajuice
      @screwdajuice 7 років тому +1

      xd

    • @thewalrusiisdead
      @thewalrusiisdead 7 років тому +30

      its a old picture

    • @WeissBomb32
      @WeissBomb32 7 років тому +3

      Biggus Dikus it's a picture from a Boston Globe article about twitch streaming if I'm remembering it correctly. The guy who wrote it roasted star for not being handsome enough lol (which I disagree with)

  • @Wigglewarrior985
    @Wigglewarrior985 7 років тому +242

    Anybost else notice this video is 9 minutes and 11 seconds long? Is Jerma trying to hint at when Charles the Great crowned Louis I Emperor On 9/11/0813? What a sick bastard

    • @taylormeme2016
      @taylormeme2016 5 років тому +3

      Seth Worthylake @Keemstar - Worthless Attention Seeker vs The Great Jerma985

  • @PootieWienerfish
    @PootieWienerfish 7 років тому +539

    GTA Online has such a lovely community

    • @door_productions4896
      @door_productions4896 7 років тому +16

      Is there even such a thing as a good community? If anything ever had a truly good community, it'd probably be so shit that it's only considered good because it consists of two people.

    • @igetboredproductions
      @igetboredproductions 7 років тому +118

      Well door, it may be difficult to find good communities. TF2 used to have a fantastic community back before trading and shit was added. When it comes to bad communities though, GTA's truly takes the cake when it comes to cancer. You go onto a lobby and EVERYONE is a troll. People aren't there to have fun, they're there to make sure nobody else has fun. And I mean *everyone* there. I've not encountered a single person on there I haven't had a strong desire to curb stomp. Then Rockstar adds DLC that makes you play on these cancerous lobbies. That's okay, haven't played in a while anyways since my friend got banned for no reason, much like what's been happening to a lot of people.

    • @Dxpress_
      @Dxpress_ 7 років тому +8

      I knew a game that had the absolute best community I've ever seen.
      And then that game died because of management problems.
      RIP.

    • @sndr_
      @sndr_ 7 років тому +4

      samp and mta is still better than this shit

    • @TheHowff
      @TheHowff 7 років тому +50

      HOW TO STOP THE TRAIN IN GTA V (MUST WATCH) (REALLY COOL) (GIMME YOUR MONEY)

  • @calebdavies526
    @calebdavies526 6 років тому +62

    "Hey Jerma how full is this glass"
    "Eh, right in the middle"

  • @hank3559
    @hank3559 7 років тому +730

    Who else wants there to be a fuck it 2017?

    • @saskilla1945
      @saskilla1945 7 років тому +2

      HÄnK 4.8 person to watch

    • @driboleet
      @driboleet 7 років тому +18

      There www.change.org/p/make-february-the-only-month-of-the-year

    • @Jayyemi
      @Jayyemi 7 років тому +5

      Nah
      Fuck it decade

    • @NerevarOfficialReal
      @NerevarOfficialReal 7 років тому +15

      Fuck it Forever

    • @alma3884052
      @alma3884052 7 років тому +7

      Fuck it eternity

  • @BrendanGeormer
    @BrendanGeormer 7 років тому +231

    Bikes should NOT be able to push trucks.

    • @NoNo-rk7uj
      @NoNo-rk7uj 7 років тому +28

      Oh, next you'll be saying woman can't vote. It's the -90th century, check your privilege.

  • @ozy5918
    @ozy5918 7 років тому +238

    Jerma first channel is pretty much Jesus death and his 2nd channel is pretty much jesus resurrection

    • @ConRayArt
      @ConRayArt 7 років тому +46

      jesus erection

    • @GojiraSC
      @GojiraSC 7 років тому +1

      brilliant analogy

    • @lukethomas1740
      @lukethomas1740 7 років тому +21

      the second cumming

    • @ABBZ120
      @ABBZ120 7 років тому

      Why does he not upload to his main channel anymore?

    • @ozy5918
      @ozy5918 7 років тому +2

      abbz120 because Jerma might feel an urge to upload something special but that upload might take a week or a month or maybe more and his 2nd channel is playing some random games

  • @beef5able
    @beef5able 7 років тому +308

    February almost over..?That cant be how it happened...

    • @FlawedbyDesign777
      @FlawedbyDesign777 7 років тому +25

      1337 Burrito
      Yeah that's right, this is how it really happened..

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 7 років тому +32

    "You've got just enough liquid to enjoy it." -Jerma 2017
    That seriously blew my mind, what an interesting philosophy on positivity.

  • @Ataro104
    @Ataro104 7 років тому +193

    Thank you for the awesome videos this month!!

    • @FantasmaNaranja
      @FantasmaNaranja 7 років тому +27

      wholesome first comment

    • @SteinexD
      @SteinexD 7 років тому +1

      +1 so thankful for all those videos this month!

  • @Quaaludez
    @Quaaludez 7 років тому +36

    Dig diggedy dig diggedy dawg.. UGH!
    SOCKO

  • @h0verman
    @h0verman 7 років тому +286

    jerma is mad part kart

    • @pacman10124
      @pacman10124 4 роки тому

      that's not what this video is called, what are you an idiot?

    • @pinekel8987
      @pinekel8987 4 роки тому

      @@pacman10124 • 3 years ago

    • @pacman10124
      @pacman10124 4 роки тому

      @@pinekel8987 (i know this dope, that's why im saying this)

    • @pinekel8987
      @pinekel8987 4 роки тому

      @@pacman10124 Wha- my man I'm calling you out on necroposting... also no dip sherlock, of course that isn't the name of the vid. It's called a joke.

    • @slurponaut
      @slurponaut 3 роки тому

      He was making a joke too, ya doofus. And there's nothing you can do to stop me from commenting on a 11 month old thread. Absolutely nothing!

  • @dribvox
    @dribvox 7 років тому +71

    right in the middle

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 7 років тому

      dribxd somewhere in the middlee*

    • @aco9880
      @aco9880 7 років тому

      roite in the middel

  • @NoahRigden
    @NoahRigden 7 років тому +114

    OH WINE! IS THIS WINE?

    • @Alex-nk1eu
      @Alex-nk1eu 7 років тому +1

      Cyntrac get back into your dank hole

    • @Sasha7N
      @Sasha7N 7 років тому +2

      The_Angry_Potato PASS THE WHISKEY

    • @cyan7244
      @cyan7244 7 років тому +5

      *I HAVEN'T HAD THIS IN SO LONG, IT'S BEEN AT LEAST 5 SECONDS SINCE MY LAST GLASS-*

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 6 років тому

      Nah man pretty sure he's running it native

    • @Sumit.R
      @Sumit.R 6 років тому

      *byeah*

  • @Hynra
    @Hynra 7 років тому +43

    I don't understand how jerma is the only human that can make me laugh legitimately

  • @HTacianas
    @HTacianas 7 років тому +29

    Someone lost $28,000 betting on you on that last race.

  • @jplira8025
    @jplira8025 Рік тому +4

    the left side usually has a bunch of dingleberries

  • @copiipaste
    @copiipaste 2 роки тому +8

    It’s been 5 years. I can’t believe I’m getting nostalgic over 2ndJerma now

  • @sRetailStoreMusic
    @sRetailStoreMusic 7 років тому +81

    I paused the video at 4:59
    Right in the middle

  • @usaccdecks8363
    @usaccdecks8363 7 років тому +118

    oh nooo fuck it February is almost over. Nooooooo!!!

    • @usaccdecks8363
      @usaccdecks8363 7 років тому +3

      benzo THAT'S A MERICAAALL.

    • @silverleon777
      @silverleon777 7 років тому

      Wait what, why? Something happening March?

    • @driboleet
      @driboleet 7 років тому +17

      We will fight! www.change.org/p/make-february-the-only-month-of-the-year

    • @someguywitatie
      @someguywitatie 7 років тому

      I think it's because there's been new video on this channel everyday for the past month, might be that the new video a day will stop at the end of the month. Not sur if there's an actual statement on that though.

  • @isaacriding9353
    @isaacriding9353 7 років тому +23

    0:30, jerma is murdoc nicles from gorrilaz

  • @Dammitimmad
    @Dammitimmad 7 років тому +31

    Life would be nice if we're all at 6th place

    • @AdamChadmon
      @AdamChadmon 7 років тому +3

      Dammitimmad that's communism my comrade.

    • @soupdoyou9111
      @soupdoyou9111 7 років тому

      Dammitimmad six likes six hours ago

    • @Bloom_HD
      @Bloom_HD 7 років тому

      Dammitimmad Right in the middle.

  • @samquik
    @samquik 5 років тому +6

    5:14 lol that's the hacker from GTA - The Killing Joke

  • @emma-rz7mf
    @emma-rz7mf 7 років тому +235

    don't end February pls

    • @captainkyogre4986
      @captainkyogre4986 7 років тому +1

      Plastic Feline But the Switch comes out next month

    • @emma-rz7mf
      @emma-rz7mf 7 років тому +12

      but i don't really care ;-;

    • @TheRealBigM
      @TheRealBigM 7 років тому

      Plastic Feline Why not ?

    • @emma-rz7mf
      @emma-rz7mf 7 років тому

      TheRealBigM besides zelda ive never really been interested in nintendo games

    • @ryanzdral8895
      @ryanzdral8895 7 років тому

      2 days muahaha

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 7 років тому +25

    The glass is completely full. It will never be half full. It will either be completely full or completely empty. It contains half of its volume in air and the other half is whatever miscellaneous liquid you happen to be using. If you were to try to remove the air via vacuum chamber, the lack of air pressure would cause the liquid to boil, leaving you with either a glass filled with water vapor (And possibly miscellaneous solids if you’re not using plain water) or a glass that is completely empty, as the vacuum pump has removed the water vapor.
    The glass cannot be half-full/empty if you are measuring in liquid.

    • @mike2
      @mike2 7 років тому

      purpleYamask it can be half full of water

    • @purpleYamask
      @purpleYamask 7 років тому

      yes, but the other half will be full of air. Therefore, the cup will be completely full.

    • @Biyte
      @Biyte 7 років тому

      what-if.xkcd.com/6/
      :D

    • @purpleYamask
      @purpleYamask 7 років тому

      EXACTLY.

    • @denshiwow6357
      @denshiwow6357 7 років тому +1

      purpleYamask jesus fucking christ how bored are you

  • @axterminus4465
    @axterminus4465 7 років тому +7

    6:54 If only that happened to like every GTA player that did the same thing

  • @alijem99
    @alijem99 7 років тому +4

    This jerma guy is soo patient. He laughs on every loses and enjoys. Respect!

  • @mykolPZ
    @mykolPZ 7 років тому +2

    "The glass is not half empty, the glass is not half full, the glass is right in the middle. Just enough liquid to enjoy it" ~Jerma, no joke im using this as my senior quote.

  • @monkeywrench431
    @monkeywrench431 7 років тому +2

    3:04 GTA Adds one of the best rally cars of all time oh baby yes

    • @нико-р2х
      @нико-р2х 3 роки тому

      Apparently, people within Jerma's community don't care about cars (as if that wasn't obvious) they just see them like crap they can crash around (that Lancia is very cool btw)

  • @ThanenJ
    @ThanenJ 7 років тому +5

    Jerma, I had a dream I got to meet you. I was walking in a parking lot when I saw you sitting in a car. I opened your door and told you how happy your videos make me. You sat there like, "... uh thanks man. Glad I can make you happy." I almost started crying I was so hysterical to see you. Aside from the creepy, but true to life dream, I really do love your videos as they absolutely do make me happy. I'll be sad when fuck it February ends. I shall look forward to more amazingness though. Thank you Jeremy. -Jeremy

  • @Cerise11x
    @Cerise11x 7 років тому +1

    "The glass is not half empty. The glass is not half full. It's right in the middle." - Jerma985. What a sage.

  • @campfortson4387
    @campfortson4387 7 років тому +4

    *you got just enough liquid to enjoy it*-jerma,2017

  • @papajohnscena8777
    @papajohnscena8777 7 років тому +1

    Jerma is like a midget in a slapstick black and white movie, except instead of being silent he starts cursing every time something fucks up

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator 3 роки тому +3

    Crazy how 2017 was 4 years ago now. That feels like a long time ago just saying it, but it's just so weird

  • @KnucklesR2
    @KnucklesR2 7 років тому +19

    And then you realise february has only 28 days :(

    • @saskilla1945
      @saskilla1945 7 років тому

      KnucklesR2 and?

    • @0osk
      @0osk 7 років тому +1

      Not any more www.change.org/p/make-february-the-only-month-of-the-year

  • @juicejooos
    @juicejooos 7 років тому +15

    The video lenght is 9:11
    Is there something you want to tell us, Jerma?

    • @ethan1819
      @ethan1819 7 років тому +11

      HappyJuice007 All the explosions make sense now.

    • @Sruggs
      @Sruggs 7 років тому +1

      it's 9:10 for me

  • @stitch2k1
    @stitch2k1 7 років тому +3

    3:06 LANCIA STRATOS
    Kreygasm

    • @mr.razington7881
      @mr.razington7881 7 років тому

      It's called the Tropos Rallye ingame, I love it :P

  • @FantasmaNaranja
    @FantasmaNaranja 7 років тому +7

    last time i was this early there were 980 jermas

  • @Marcoos1996
    @Marcoos1996 7 років тому +6

    Hey guys, I'm eating spaghetti & meatballs right now.

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 7 років тому +6

      good for you, man. i myself am having some coffee, cheetos and chicken.

    • @Marcoos1996
      @Marcoos1996 7 років тому

      Thank you guys. It was very good.

  • @zirrian
    @zirrian 7 років тому +2

    Other human players - the reason why I play racing games only offline.

  • @jj27305
    @jj27305 7 років тому +15

    did anbody notice that the video ends at 9:11

    • @colkid5298
      @colkid5298 7 років тому

      i'm guessing you watched this on mobile

  • @DarkMartio
    @DarkMartio 7 років тому +2

    5:21 I never forget this old picture of Ster from that interview. He looked like such a dweeb back then.

  • @legopenguin9
    @legopenguin9 7 років тому

    GTA races at the start are just a demolition derby of cars trying to go forward but spinning around like a bumper car.

  • @Happyeye
    @Happyeye 7 років тому +4

    Jerma thats not a mini-van.

  • @Heydelios
    @Heydelios 7 років тому

    "Right in the middle", "Just an average guy".
    Jerma just wants a quiet life.

    • @Heydelios
      @Heydelios 7 років тому

      No ? And what is the problem with what I said ?

  • @captainrorkekingsguard5812
    @captainrorkekingsguard5812 7 років тому

    Optimist: The glass is half full
    Pessimist: The Glass is half empty
    Tusken raider: The Glass is full of sand

  • @Mineformovies
    @Mineformovies 7 років тому

    Star_: Hey Jerma, how full is this glas?
    Jerma: Uhh, right in the middle

  • @briand5170
    @briand5170 5 років тому

    The old sub sound made me so happy to hear again

  • @Dark-ux4bi
    @Dark-ux4bi 7 років тому

    "the glass is not half empty, the glassis not half full, its just in the middle" make up your mind, WHERE IS IT

  • @headcrab4
    @headcrab4 7 років тому

    Only upon rewatching it did I get the "Five Star Man" joke. GAH!

  • @onuralpgolbasi369
    @onuralpgolbasi369 6 років тому +1

    At 0:20 Jerma is singing N64 WWF no mercy song Diggity Dog. After a year and a half, I've figured it out.

    • @cheatlink11
      @cheatlink11 4 роки тому +1

      I always just assumed it was a jermeme

  • @oisinkyne1469
    @oisinkyne1469 3 роки тому +1

    Hes still doing the ban that guy thing

  • @fleperd7021
    @fleperd7021 2 роки тому

    why is this my favorite jerma video

  • @fazijslive
    @fazijslive 7 років тому

    "I would have effed" was the moment I spat tee on my computer screen, gagged and almost drowned from my own laughter. Great video!

  • @TrueSargent
    @TrueSargent 7 років тому

    I like the guy at the end
    "I lost 28 000 on you jerm"

  • @ScariestGary
    @ScariestGary 6 років тому

    The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The realist says the glass is right in the middle.

  • @lozo1269
    @lozo1269 6 років тому +1

    5:12 my new tf2 hitsound

  • @verisminus3598
    @verisminus3598 7 років тому

    Can confirm. Oklahoma is somewhere in the middle

  • @PeanutButterZombie00
    @PeanutButterZombie00 7 років тому

    Jerminator and GTA is always the best combo.

  • @zackster1697
    @zackster1697 7 років тому

    If you look at the race; catlover is the man who kept going backwards. In the killing joke GTA video, catlover is the hacker/werewolf. It all makes perfect sense.

  • @hypnos9356
    @hypnos9356 7 років тому +2

    "The glass is not half empty,
    the glass is not half full,
    the glass is right in the middle."
    Jerma, those are ALL in the middle.

  • @LumpKingDLO
    @LumpKingDLO 6 місяців тому

    Last video ended with “ I need a drink” live the thumbnail for this

  • @BeesQuestionMarkk
    @BeesQuestionMarkk 7 років тому

    the new jerma rumble's looking pretty good

  • @knavenformed9436
    @knavenformed9436 7 років тому

    Waking up almost every morning to a new Jeremy vid... Nice.

  • @mutantfreak48
    @mutantfreak48 7 років тому

    February's almost over... I don't want this to end...

  • @TravaZZZik
    @TravaZZZik 7 років тому

    gta basically includes rally, streetracing and now freaking trackmania?? what are these huge jumps andmbooster pads?? thats dope! who even needs other racing games

  • @NikkiWrightVGM
    @NikkiWrightVGM 7 років тому +1

    I demand you finish singing the WWF No Mercy edit mode music >:O

  • @finnk7684
    @finnk7684 7 років тому

    i'm not ready for it to end...

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 7 років тому

    Dig diggity by Jerma is my new notification sound.

  • @volbla
    @volbla 7 років тому

    I remember this stream. Catlover crushed everyone.

  • @miknew20
    @miknew20 7 років тому +6

    What is all this talk about february ending and people being sad about it?

    • @sodafizzcrab5017
      @sodafizzcrab5017 7 років тому +9

      Because it's Fuck it February and we get a Jerma upload every day.

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 7 років тому +19

      February ends means that Jerma will go back he's regular schedule of 1 video per millennia

    • @miknew20
      @miknew20 7 років тому +3

      aw that sux! was really enjoying this 1 video a-day thing

  • @PungentTowelWasTaken
    @PungentTowelWasTaken 7 років тому +1

    You are one of my most Favorite Human Beings ever to exist on this planet and I mean that. Thank you for being born

  • @melonmeymeys
    @melonmeymeys 7 років тому +1

    7:12
    ITS OVER

  • @Difference_Machine
    @Difference_Machine 7 років тому

    Right in the middle.

  • @Hachiae
    @Hachiae 7 років тому +2

    what did i miss with the GTA online updates? widebody fairlady z's? lancia stratos? wtf

    • @mr.razington7881
      @mr.razington7881 7 років тому +1

      And rocket cars, don't forget rocket cars.

  • @cooljoe494
    @cooljoe494 7 років тому

    Some day Im gonna die from watching Jerma vids, my lungs are going to explode from laughing so much

  • @1up6ful
    @1up6ful 7 років тому

    9:03 "I lost 28,000 on you jerma"

  • @YeretV
    @YeretV 2 роки тому

    0:46 The alien from american dad

  • @meepmeep516
    @meepmeep516 7 років тому

    8:20 Good to know the makers of John Wick 2 watch Jerma.

  • @abnt_official
    @abnt_official 7 років тому

    Star's always eating something

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 6 років тому +2

    woahWOAH IS THAT FUCIKING _STAR?

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 6 років тому

      ...nevermind i thought this was a new video.

  • @JayDeeLV
    @JayDeeLV 7 років тому

    Yeah we are somewhere in the middle

  • @fordgtbangout
    @fordgtbangout 7 років тому

    watching Jermas racing style hurts

  • @victor97O6
    @victor97O6 7 років тому

    5 star man? that's like all the stars, how can he call himself a relateable gamer boy when he's a 5 star man?!

  • @urbanbourbon3905
    @urbanbourbon3905 7 років тому

    Damn, Mackerel and Jerma are popping these out like a Catholic mother.

  • @kristopherm6344
    @kristopherm6344 7 років тому

    Jerma, you do realize you were holding up your index finger like "I SHALL SMIGHT THEE" and not your middle finger?

  • @kabhes9040
    @kabhes9040 7 років тому

    9:04 ''i lost 28 000 on you jerma''

  • @gnarlyandy1
    @gnarlyandy1 7 років тому

    this video got be laughing so hard it hurts!

  • @VincentVisions
    @VincentVisions 7 років тому

    wish you could've included the "check your phone" bit

  • @DemoniteBL
    @DemoniteBL 2 роки тому

    Did he just call the Insurgent a "minivan"?

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 7 років тому

    dig diggety, dig diggety dog
    socko

  • @jebidah8406
    @jebidah8406 7 років тому

    guys the amount of videos after february will be just right in the middle

  • @drunk4767
    @drunk4767 7 років тому

    I don't get what's so confusing. If you fill up a cup half way it is half full because you are trying to fill it. If you empty a cup half way it is half empty because you're trying to empty it.

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai 7 років тому

    4:29

  • @OzzyOzrock
    @OzzyOzrock 7 років тому

    such a great video

  • @johndonn446
    @johndonn446 7 років тому

    deserve a like just for singing the WWF No Mercy song

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 6 років тому

    I wonder if Jerma ever figured out that the guy who was reversing was just trying to get the checkpoint that he missed, instead of trying to crash into everyone else?

  • @alexjr1362
    @alexjr1362 7 років тому

    OOOOOOHHHJ WE OVERSHOT IT... JUST A LITTLE BIT LADS

  • @BarnacleButtock
    @BarnacleButtock 7 років тому +2

    Second thing that happens is Jerma singing the WWF No Mercy N64 game theme.. I am complete as a person.

  • @keaton5101
    @keaton5101 7 років тому

    1:20 i appreciate that jerma knows who proto man is but also he is not in any mega man x game

    • @jamesjames6422
      @jamesjames6422 7 років тому

      He is referring to the x in the cars name

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 7 років тому

      Yeah I Know That Thanks