***** y youre right doctors and medicine and other sciences emerged from america, its not that best and smartest people from other parts of the world come to america for better life and where they do their projects so americans think they belong to America, its dat american people are best doctors and scientists, like for example Thomas Edison ( :D)
That egg act is kind of messed up once you remember that eggs are just unborn chicken embryos. So basically that was the most metal performance on this show, chugging gallons of unborn children in less than a minute.
+Josh Forty Are you stupid or what? These eggs were 100% cleaned before show and do you know what is the chance that on egg is salmonella? Less than 0,001%. My grandfather drank fresh eggs all live and hadn't salmonella stupid moron.
The American version of this show is so much better than the British one, In the American One the judges and presenter show personality and add humour, the British One is bland and the judges don't care and genuinely look like they want to hang themselves tbh
“MY NAME IS CRAZY GEORG IM A PERFECTIONAL CHEERLEADER I MADE THE WAVE” Crazy George: *Does something totally different then the wave* Me: GEORGEEE WHERE MY CHEERLEADER WAVE AT?
-walks off to shoot self in the head just knowing that people are still assholes in the world and knowing that they believe every stereotype about America is true-
The raw egg man broke a world record and probably didn't advance. What a legend, mad props to him for actually doing it and not throwing up or quitting.
I feel so bad for the guy who moved random body parts to the song tequila...I know it was bad, but you could see the hurt on his face. Imagine you actually being on the real AGT infront of millions of people and the judges, getting booed off stage. That's gonna leave a scar, no matter how bad you are...unless you're "sexy baby"😂
DontDreadOn Drew i think its just worth pointing out that he didnt crack it with just the power of hes power, but also the power of knifes and sharp things
while i agree with you, you cant expect everyone to agree its dumb. it is a talent that he can do that we cant. whether we want to do it or not is another question.
LOL!!! The Crazy George dude!!! SO FUNNY!!! But I'm wondering. . .DID HE INVENT THE WAVE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER??? The judges should've caught on to that and asked him about it. It's quite possible because of his age.
Hey, so I'm Scott, the guy in the third act around 4 minutes in. It's funny, you actually don't hear the crowd that well up there; you know they're there but you can't really get their reaction much. It was only when I saw it on TV did I see how they were.
Somebody should tell Heidi that putting your hands around your eyes does not magically turn them into binoculars..
it does except only she isn't doing it right, it would work better if she closed her hands more.
Your comment made my day
she really made the stereotype of blondes come true.
Yeah, she should have spent her time putting her hands around something else ;)
She is kinda an idiot 😑
the thumbtacks was.... horrifying
no the milk was horrifying
No the baby dude was horrifying
+Clementine Jordan I agree with you
+Danica Rasmussen the gay dude lol
exactly
"So this is a World record?"
"Yeah because nobody is dumb enough to do it just me"
Me: **Dying from laughter**
😂 BAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
The bird one was actually kinda cool... I'm impressed 😂
Aidyn ikr, and I love that song
@@yybren whats the song called
@@Anonymous-js9xp don't worry be happy
Hi 🎉😂❤
The girl with the bird sounds was pretty good
yea
She wears something on her tongue that when you blow certain ways it makes bird noises, I have one :)
Would have been better if that dipstick Nick hadn't started butting in.
yeah
That was pretty cool
HAHAHA "I was so grossed out I forgot to buzz" *Buzzes*
+Brooklyn Lovato IKR!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Deirdre Talley 😂😂😂😂
lol😁
ikr
Brooklyn Lovato hahaha TOTALLY funny **sarcasm**
presentator: dont you ever try this at home!
me: oke i will do it outside
Lol
haha i get it lol
I'm gonna do this on outside
LOL
Lol
The egg guy is going to actually die.
I'm,I'm worried about him.
😂
This sentence is horribly wrong
Love ❤️ khloekh5
Mhm
Yep totally
BRO GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS
At 15:42, when he was re-adjusting the watermelon, if u look closely, it looks like it's been precut :/ ?
They were. HES A CHEATER
Your right
Megan Nguyen you nimrod he had already smashed his head on it! and he did it again because it wasent fully smashed -_-
Safa Ahmed he hits some melons more than 1 time, and thats one of those, no cheating
Safa Ahmed b8I
i cringed so bad at the turtle one..i thought it was super cute buy y'know..
Yeah same :(
yeah
Ikr same
i feel so sorry for that act
ARMY！！
I covered my screen with my hands about 36397292 times
Me too I did it about 38338484892939949330020203030302393049493032020302 times
+Kenneth Sussi that's pretty gay bro
Me too
+Ruby Anne
Same
DIL!! Are U a Phan?
*DONT TRY THIS AT HOME*
Me: fine then I will do it at Walmart!
@CeeCeeSings LOL!!! #Loophole
Savage
😂
Cee Cee Sings lol
Sometimes i think that the judges are to in to the auditions that they forgot that they want to click the red button
Damn... I shouldn't motivate the people anymore...
But Shia…Don't let your dreams be dreams…JUST DO IT
Yesterday you said Tomorrow, So JUST DO IT!
+Shia Labeouf LISTEN TO YOURSELF!!! JUST DO IT!!! ITS YOUR DREAM!!! MAKE IT COME TRUE SHIA!!! DO IT!!!!
Shia, JUST DO IT!
I shouldn't have seen that comment while watching the guy with the thumbtacks.... CRINGE 😖
Don't mind me, just an English comment passing through
Muo shy kenata jusc mol most pestel cuddah?
Lol
lol same
lol same
Poop lol
That baby should've said
*"My Name is Howi- a Sexy baby"*
when people say don't try it at home don't do it anywere
Jorja Stretch
Why
I feel bad for the turtle girl they probably trained for 5 years
Omfg dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
THE TURTLE WAS SO CUTE
5 exactly
or a minute
💫😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
16:06 Wtf. Why. Why screaming USA. Why. This was a man smashing watermelons with his head. Just... No.
+BelieveDreamAchieve he broke a record that was set in another country, successfully bringing the record back into the USA...
+cjfelldownagain Why the hell not
+cjfelldownagain i thought that was what the egg guys record was for
They were screaming "Melon Head!"
***** y youre right doctors and medicine and other sciences emerged from america, its not that best and smartest people from other parts of the world come to america for better life and where they do their projects so americans think they belong to America, its dat american people are best doctors and scientists, like for example Thomas Edison ( :D)
That egg act is kind of messed up once you remember that eggs are just unborn chicken embryos. So basically that was the most metal performance on this show, chugging gallons of unborn children in less than a minute.
*unfertilized. It's like the chickens menstrual cycle.
It does not contain embryos. The male has fertilized it yet.
+MrMCAlien has not**
+badfish5104 that's worse
you can also get salmonella
If the audience would have shut up the turtle might of move.
Are you ?
I agree!
+xAKPelaa
SAME HERE
+Sarah Watts would have*. would of make no sens, and i'm not even english.
+Reathe sense*
I WONT EVER DRINK MILK AGAIN!!! *drinks milk*
THIS IS A CURSE
Isnt this an english video?
catherine tran I was thinking the same thing
Gertrude Abigale ikr
***** lol im not sure what the language is
***** its not gibberish everyone is just speaking polish
Gertrude Abigale same lol
SALMONELLA HAS
JOINED THE CHAT.
[8:12]
My cat rushed into my room when the bird scene played.
hehe xD My is to fat to care
Pancake - The kawaii princess TV ahabahhahahahhaa
this video is so good
did u see my baby girl is going to have a great deal with the new boss baby
Lol CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who else wasn't grossed out by the eggs thing?
Sorry to ruin your spirit, but somehow it was probably orange juice.
Dylan E. maybe its bleach?!
LolerioNark. i definitely. was
''give him round applause for couragement'' lol
😂😂😂
15:25 *Concussion has entered the chat*
So lemme get this straight crushin melons with ur head symbolizes 'merica?
no dumbass
yes
+Erick Marquez I mean of course right, I knew that
its a world record..
+Tristan Gueta yeah of stupidness.
At 4:49 i realized I have become lactose intolerant
did anyone else pause at 14:09 to look at howies horrified face and laugh
Lol
I did
John Howard I'm surprised it hasn't become a meme.
ikr
Its insanely VERY VERY,funny! This should be a meme..!
3:35 OMG FINALLYY. someone else who can do that with their fingers...i thought i was the only one
I can do that to
+The1dBumblebee You're not alone! The joints in my fingers bend both ways too! :D
I can
mommy
8705011253
1208344$%489💖
+The1dBumblebee You're not alone :P I can too
0:11 or 0:27 when u find out ur mom isn't there...
The guy drinking the raw eggs could die
Cool
Just say no you will kill that fat guy
No because some eggs are checked to make sure they have no salmonella
Yeah it's sad that he is just killing himself for money
true my grandmother and uncle died that way
that guy drinking eggs is gona get 100000000% salmenella
+Josh Forty Are you stupid or what? These eggs were 100% cleaned before show and do you know what is the chance that on egg is salmonella? Less than 0,001%. My grandfather drank fresh eggs all live and hadn't salmonella stupid moron.
+Jagang8 true
+Jagang8 actually athletes drink raw eggs for straight
+. disease
do you have down syndome? you get salmonella from eating raw chicken not raw eggs.
You forgot to add the "Gross Auditions" in the title!
That Boi it says wierd. Weird means disgusting AND strange
You are right Boi
Don't worry I nearly threw up on it
ME TOO I FEEL BAD FOR THE WOMAn
When the guy started pouring milk out his eye, I had to turn away
Don't ever ever try this at home. Do it in school
Preeeeeeety much I showed my friend this she tried a tack in her hand she went to the nurses after
@Kloevlogsdaily Your friend seems like a very smart girl with a bright future :)
kopxpert heh thanks she wasn't the brightest in class
kopxpert hdufurururufjgugigiugiggihihihiohohohohoohohohohihoohohohohohhoohoh
Shadow 65 ur not my boss so I'll try it at home
The American version of this show is so much better than the British one, In the American One the judges and presenter show personality and add humour, the British One is bland and the judges don't care and genuinely look like they want to hang themselves tbh
Meh
+Dragon Playzzz 😇😇😇
.
+Ciarān Carvill Exactly what I think
i watch Britains got talent not Americas version but this was funny!! 😆😆
“MY NAME IS CRAZY GEORG IM A PERFECTIONAL CHEERLEADER I MADE THE WAVE” Crazy George: *Does something totally different then the wave* Me: GEORGEEE WHERE MY CHEERLEADER WAVE AT?
It was a pity the guy at 4:15. Not everyone has that flexibility of the fingers
Ded Frez i do
Ded Frez my brother does lol
Ded Frez Do u by any chance know the song
Ded Frez yeah, I wouldn't call it a talent though. He's double jointed
Ded Frez d
The turtle is cute
"I was so grossed out I forgot to buzz" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
america's a beautiful country... --walks off to throw up somewhere--
-walks off to shoot self in the head just knowing that people are still assholes in the world and knowing that they believe every stereotype about America is true-
+Zachary Zullo what? Lol
Lol, I don't even know xD
+Zachary Zullo lmaoo dumb much....
THANKS FOR THAT ASTOUNDING COMPLIMENT *Hint Hint* SARCASM *
Am I the only one wondering what his poop was like after eating al those raw eggs
nope
One word: yellow
Let's just say he had to get a new toilet
And it was alllllll yelloww...😂😂😂
+Sarah Marie (Sarah'sVarietyShow) That could have been his second act
the lady with the guy voice 😂😂😂
Bailey Chappell That's because it WAS a guy
Bailey Chappell it was actually a man in a dress and makeup
It's called drag
It's a guy dressed up as a girl
Bailey Chappell that's a drag queen XD
Well... I don't think i will drink milk the same ever again......
Ashe The Husky or eggs
“That was soo gross I forgot to buzz”
did anyone here someone burping in the back round at 1:00 XD
Yeah
+Chloe Melton I did XDDD
+Chloe Melton Sorry that was me...
lol
Yup
The first one looked like the devil baby you tube video
Ikr
hahah yeah
+Jenna luvs 1D That's why I clicked
Just a American watching videos.
Julie C whatsup xD
You mean just another american not able to speak his own damn language...
dXb almost everyone is commenting in a different language and her *
Julie C welcome to the club
Lol what's up
He could get salmonella from eating... Or, drinking, rather.... So many raw eggs.
gaston irl
not all eggs have salmenela if the chicken is eating right
1/1000000000 eggs have salmonella...
Salmonella isn't from the egg it's self but from the shell.
,
The raw egg man broke a world record and probably didn't advance. What a legend, mad props to him for actually doing it and not throwing up or quitting.
The last one "I broke the record" you also broke your head sir
I believe that did you get nicer out
Women on 13:34 said dont copy at home.Ok i will copy on printer.
K
K
K
K
k
I feel so bad for the guy who moved random body parts to the song tequila...I know it was bad, but you could see the hurt on his face. Imagine you actually being on the real AGT infront of millions of people and the judges, getting booed off stage. That's gonna leave a scar, no matter how bad you are...unless you're "sexy baby"😂
The Melon One was Precut i could see the cut lines
Cole Mook ? what you mean?
+BoomBoy he could see the lines too
DontDreadOn Drew i think its just worth pointing out that he didnt crack it with just the power of hes power, but also the power of knifes and sharp things
I saw that one live😮
+Simply Rylee so did i
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
Agreed...
A documentary about life
You made me choke ;-; i think my life is over x.x
+CoolAwesomeWolves AJ I can give you some good nooce tips
Derek Elliott On?
The baby: dances for a few seconds
Howard: buzz
Heidi, Mel B and Howie: buzz
Me: laughing 😂
2:19 My whole body hurts
Yea
Don't ever try that at home
Me:ok I will do it at target
Omg
Never drinking milk again.
Never eating egg again.
+Jacka your name in my language means bum
Beck Styles Oh damn, thats cool :D
Didn't know that :)
+Jacka why
Jacka lmfaoo :')
14:18 how could that bitch hit the buzzer on him? He's really fucking talented
lol after you say that. She presses the buzzer, "he's really talented" Boom it cuts to nick trying to shove a spoon in his eye
sane
ok
Yea she's a bitch and should be buzzed at instead
Chris So r
Ahhhhhhhhhhy my eyessss
It IS ORANGE JUICE NOTHING ELSE
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa
the milk shit was so fucking grosssss
I know right? I'm never drinking milk again!!!!!!!
ITS like ohhh he need some milk!!!
you gotta admit though, that is talent cause i know i cant do that lol.
+supreme7293 well i mean doing dumb shit cant be considered talent....
while i agree with you, you cant expect everyone to agree its dumb. it is a talent that he can do that we cant. whether we want to do it or not is another question.
the grandpa was so cool
yeah, I wish that was my grandpa
Am I the only one who wasn't disgusted by egg guy?
im too this is normal drink for me.
I'm really disgusted
No
ibxvnghghghggggggggggģģğģuvģğğ
i sure was
poor turtle WE STILL LOVED YOU'RE ACT LIL' GUY!
Poor Haidi... She had to watching THIS... 😝😝😝
that drag queen dude was actually funny as hell
For the ballon one
Everyone *ewwww*
Howie "HAHAHAHA"
Howie for president
+Molly Valentine did you see Howie's apron.
+Morgan Burke Ikr 😂😂😂
3:55 I’m not the only one who can move my ears up and down PHEW
I love the way they were chanting USA for the guy who was crushing watermelons. It just sums up what people think about Americans.
What's up with the baby thing?! Wtf
LOL!!! The Crazy George dude!!! SO FUNNY!!! But I'm wondering. . .DID HE INVENT THE WAVE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER??? The judges should've caught on to that and asked him about it. It's quite possible because of his age.
I Was upset for the turtel
Sorry turtle
+Shaun Burbeary I think it was a tortoise.
The guygirl from shrek became human
Omg yes that's what I thought
+Joshua Chung @10:21
Poor tortoise! it was probably scared :(
the with thumbtacks that is painful
I had to skip that one.
+allycookie2009 Same, same. I also had to skip the guy with the milk in his eye socket.
+Sílєnα “Dead” Bєαurєgαrd I heard he had to go to the hospital
The Syber Night
I'm sure he did. That had to have damaged his eyesight.
Sílєnα Bєαurєgαrd Maybe, if he did it wrong, but there's a lot of guys who do that stunt, there's even competitions to see who can do it the furthest.
I got sick when the guy was drinking the eggs
Yeah he is gonna be sick!!
yup I almost threw up 🙊🙊
I wasn't paying attention and thought it was orange juice...O_o
😰😨😱😵
by
8:33 I was imagining that he was drinking orange juice
The last two were actually fun to watch. Lol.
AMERICA HAS NOT GOT TALENT
Neither does Britain's spin off
Dom Sim Spin off? Wtf?
+CO Girls stfu dumbass
Vinnie Huynh Why... Don't... YOU?
+CO Girls why..... space..... every......word......?
The twist behind the bird lady: the bird sounds were a part of the soundtrack
The boy with the green shirt at the back is like "Oh wtf is Howie doing here"
HE SHOULD OF GOTTEN A GOLDEN BUZZER THIS WAS FUNNY 😂👌
THE ONE WHO SQUIRTED MILK OUT OF HIS EYE SHOULD'VE WON
now thats talent
Regurgitating Cell but that's disgusting
CipherGaming451 but thats unique
Regurgitating Cell No everyone can learn that
that reminded me of icarly
I love how Heidi always makes those goggles with her hands 🤪😂
i thought i was the only one who noticed lol
Sexy baby was the best LOL
the moment that baby walked on the stage
0_0
3:33 = Illuminati confirmed
Fun Fact: Crazy George was an audience star in Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour
I'M SOOOOO SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
+Magical Joanna lol
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Nick: GOT MILK
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME
Ok ill do it at school
I mean at home i go for good at school i go for GOOD ENOUGH
I had to skip some of these
Me too people are crazy
HE WAS EATING A COOKIE ON THE BACK.
"Got milk"😂😂😂😂
omg the first one
Ir, pretty disturbing
no, I laughed
+Troi Gaines you don't have a soul
How did you know?! :o
God, it's a joke
just imagine the heart break of going somewhere and getting thousands of people boo you.
Hey, so I'm Scott, the guy in the third act around 4 minutes in. It's funny, you actually don't hear the crowd that well up there; you know they're there but you can't really get their reaction much.
It was only when I saw it on TV did I see how they were.
15:45 IS THAT KINGBACH FROM VINE!?
No lol
Foxy And HQ Play MC Aw xD
he...looks nothing like him O_o
Radu Matei He sorta does
+ZinTix not really
Why is Nick Cannon even famous?
say that to his face and see what happens to you
He owns a show called Wild'N'Out
Cause he is great
He was in Nickelodeon's: All That which started a few other careers
he is a business owner, he is a rapper, a host and many more.