If there is a slight feeling of death, beware, the death archon, Hu Tao, will be at your doorstep, there is no escaping. (Unless you have hyrdo da- excuse me, dragon)
@@defense82It might be a refrence to a game called Silly Wisher. Since his name there is exactly what the commenter said lol, pretty much a crack game
Furina fighting the trio to see if she's worthy to be part of them while the archons doing their own thing with Hu Tao just to do business and Neuvillette is ready to silence them 😂
me neither,maybe because she's kinda normal human and traveler to her is kinda a celebrity or somthing i she's kinda naive and easily rizzed @@Ricardo_Rick
I love how Hu Tao knows Zhongli is an adepti (and possibly even knows he's the Geo archon) and has no issues ordering him around. A literal god acting as the lackey for Hu Tao is hilarious.
Neuvillette will beat the sh*t out of Venti, Zhongli and Ei for bullying Focalors. As for Nahida she will be condemned to Furina duty whenever Neuvillette is busy with his work
Nahida being condemned to babysit Furina is something I didn’t know I needed to see. (I know that Furina and Nahida are technically both 500 years old but the way Furina talked in her backstory made her sound like a scared child. And she sometimes still seems that way even if her old personality has vanished after she had acted like someone else for 5 centuries. So yeah… plus Nahida is someone rather mature in a child’s body (even if she can sometimes act like a child too but that’s more so because she was sheltered) while Furina seems like a child in an adult’s (teen? Ngl the Anime style makes it hard to determine how old someone is) body. Idk how to explain it but I hope you get what I mean.)
@@yukimegumi8925He can absolutely. Even without his complete powers and in weakened state, Dendro dragon Apep was way more powerful than Nahida. So a elemental dragon being more powerful than archon is nothing new even at low power.
@@techdevofficial8709Nahida, who's the weakest Archon in terms of combat and the least experienced in that area as well. Obviously she'd lose to Apep Venti, even in his current state could beat the 4 winds, Zhongli who still took a stand againts Azhdaha even without his Gnosis, and Raiden. Well no need to explain Raiden Againts a heavily weakened Neuvillette. 3v1 is just unfair for Neuvi
@@miasimp9044 Raiden who kept infinite lightning storms going all over Inazuma for decades while leaving her Gnosis in Yae Miko's care because Ei never really needed that bauble anyway? All while also technically being AFK?
Nahida just tee pose running all the way and dont get me started about the fact that hu tao was litteraly riding zhongli, venti was swimming for his life, and ei and nahida had the big brain idea to use the coffin
Ain't no way bruv 😂, For me zhongli running with the coffin reminds me of that meme, where zhongli runs with coin, then drops the coin and then runs with childe instead, to his pillar and flies away 😂💀
Optimus Prime : ROLL OUT FOCALOR!!! Those Archons and Hu Tao wants you to be buried alive, Hu Tao's idea inspired to the WWE Hall Of Famer The Undertaker. 0:49 As WWE Legend John Cena would say "NEVER BACKED DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP" now stand up and fight Furina, traveller (Aether) really needs you no matter what the cost. BTW @Achevo, 25 days left before "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"
You know what's the ironic part??? Zhongli's CN voice is that of Welt Yang (HSR) (and also Siegfried [HI3RD]), meaning he became the very person he had PTSD of
The MASK : Run for the hills Focalor, those guys wants you to be buried alive. Furina fighting those 3 Yandere Stoogies to save her beloved Archon Harem. SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!!!
The ending 😂Neuvilette was like “Don’t you two dare make a sound” meanwhile Zhongli carrying the Coffin ⚰️ with him all the from Fontaine to wherever they are going now.
This is wrong. Focalors age is unknown. Focalors became a human a little over 500 years ago but existed before then. Her real age has never been stated.
@@azureaurelia5381 Focalors/Furina is one of the closest follower of Egeria, so she practically exist who knows when since during the Remurias time, oceanids already existed.
@@azureaurelia5381 You are right.We don’t know her exact age we never did in fact.But the 500 years old age that I have implied is from the fact that she became an archon after the cataclysm.But I think it’s safe to say that she is 500+ years old and also even Egeria was not older than Zhongli none of the og seven were.So,No matter how you put is she is still younger than Zhongli.It’s already been mentioned in one of Zhongli’s character’s story that Rex Lapis is the oldest archon even amongst the og seven(not the current ones)Bear that in mind.
The human Furina is 500yrs old, she's the same age with Nahida & close age with Scara & Shogun. Meanwhile Focalors is probably around 2000+ since the Oceanids are followers of Egeria, like Adepti to Morax.
Forsalor: Running for her life Venti, Raiden, hutao: Chasing Focalor. Meanwhile... Zhong li being used as a boat + Vibing with Coffin dance. Nahida T-pose Neuvillette: You dare?
Focalors doesn't want to die, but everyone doesn't want to let her go, it seem Furina will probably have to bear the consequences of Focalors's incident:)
Either zhongli not getting tired from running with the coffin, venti having to swim, or neuvilette at the end is probably one of the most funniest things I’ve seen
Everyone: Hello Focalors. Hu Tao: Look what great thing we broght you - a coffin lined with super soft red velvet. Focalors: ×takes a quick breath× Bye, have a great time! Love it. 😂
Zhongli running with a coffin is probably the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
Zhongli: * faked death for a reason *
Focalors: * "committed" death for a reason *
well well gentlemen
And it is probably cannon, hu tao definively made him do this at least one time.
My fav is when Hu Tao used zhongli as as surf board 😂
@@mtsds7801it is true
Fr😭
Neuvillette is going to remember this transgression against his beloved Focalors while judging the other Archons
That’s right, and he’ll always protect her and we love them both
Neuvillette: what are to trying to do? Trying to kill an archon infront of its people?
Hu tao:es por su bien para que descanse en el más allá
raiden💀
@@OzdoganAli es que raiden fue contratada y es la que debe presenciar el entierro para así darle un consuelo de eternidad
Venti: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Neuvillette:
It wouldn’t be boss music because it would be according to the Judgement of the…….
✨Oaratrice Mechanis D’analyse Cardinal✨🥲☺️
@@Lunaluxwood42 u mean aura trees ?
@@Lunaluxwood42you mean the Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale?
LMFAO dark souls phase 02 boss music
Neuvilette: Don't touch my wife.
I love how the entire team of archons are chasing her, but Hu Tao, a mere mortal, is the one leading the entire charge
Hutao real pyro archon
Imagine how much mora can Hu Tao get out of a goddess funeral services.
No, Hu Tao is the Death Archon
Hu Tao sees a potential client in need of her services
If there is a slight feeling of death, beware, the death archon, Hu Tao, will be at your doorstep, there is no escaping. (Unless you have hyrdo da- excuse me, dragon)
Then he'll start singing "According to the judgment of Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale" and everyone will start vibing.
Lmao thats a good ending there
↓↓V↓↓↓↑↑↑↓
Why is that song stuck in my head now😭😭
According to the judgement of oratrice mechanique d'nalyse cardinale Venti is guilty
All of them are guilty except Nahida, of course.
I love how John lee is carrying the coffin and being a boat at the same time. Poor guy must be having back pain now
John Lee? :v i think that it sound a bit a like to Zhongli but i never imagined that someone would call him like that xd
@@hyanedtsunami1555must be autocorrect being weird again
@@defense82It might be a refrence to a game called Silly Wisher. Since his name there is exactly what the commenter said lol, pretty much a crack game
Actually the coffin has became a boat for 2 archons
So that's the american name for Zhongli
Neuvillette: As punishment for harassing Focalors, the God of Breeze and Hope shall be subjected to temperance for eternity!
Ei: Eternity?? Eternity where?
😂🤣oh no that would be horrible for him.
@@Thals_MK nah fr tho 😂
Sobriety
Focalors is the god of laws
I love how Zhongli carries the coffin so casually.
It seems that Focalors doesn't want to die so Neuvillette won't have to pay child support for Furina 💀💀💀
He will pay his child support, NOW.
I mean Neuvillette said he would pay for everything for Furina after the Archon quest.
@@RaikaKoshiba650 Surely he would, but I think Focalors would have worrisome about it.
Neuvillette: why do I have to pay child support when Ei doesn't pay hers!!
@@chrisv2328cuz Venti pays for both Hers and Morax's child support in exchange for Booz?
Furina fighting the trio to see if she's worthy to be part of them while the archons doing their own thing with Hu Tao just to do business and Neuvillette is ready to silence them 😂
Neuvillette: ...are u done?...ARE U ARE U DONE!?
i never got why Nilou was a part of it tho, i mean, Dehya, Collei, even Nahida spent more time with the traveler than her
me neither,maybe because she's kinda normal human and traveler to her is kinda a celebrity or somthing i she's kinda naive
and easily rizzed @@Ricardo_Rick
@@chahinekhaled3055 perhaps? i don't know tho
@@Ricardo_Rick Her voice lines.
Neuvillette was like:Don’t even think it I already lost her once I’m not losing her again
She doesn't want to be put in a coffin just leave her alone people
ok no coffin , ,just go a head
@@user-OAQBro
@@user-OAQheyyyy!!!😂
Neither did Qiqi yet do you think Hu-Tao gave her a choice ?
love how zhongli is hutao's boat
HES RIDING HIM! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!
I like how Furina almost defeat Keqing using her elegant kick but then the queen of somersaults Nilou herself somersaulted her lol 😂
It was some nice kung fu
That was Ayaka.
The fact Zhongli is still catching up with the coffin says something man
Yes, that without the coffin they would have caught Focalors a lot sooner.
You can see how much Zhong Li needs this job
he’s gonna give order, and nobody is gonna get in his way
He's like: *"GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW"*
Focalors = Little Prince
Neuviette = Guardianne
Hu Tao, Venti, Shogun, Zhongli = Swarms
Nilou, Ayaka, Keqing = Skeletons
Furina = Knight
Aether = Goblin Cage
Never expected to see a clash royale reference here
@@dilucgenshin8787yea same
Not goblin cage but rizz is goblin cage aether still normal but expect with me got on shots my balls
Where is Ei?
Clash Royale lmao
0:55 according to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique danalyse cardinal
Zhongli carrying that coffin is effin hilarious
I see Furina's skills are greatly improved!
Furina know karete damn 💀💀 she literally beat the shit out of Keqing and she kicked nilou and how she was fighting ayaka
Furina doing 3v1 is so golden it should be a separate video. Also Amber should be there trying and failing to stop the fight
Focalors: *hidesssss*
Venti: *is above Focalors*
Neuvillette: ACCORDING TO THE JUDGEMENT OF THE ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINALE
I love how Hu Tao knows Zhongli is an adepti (and possibly even knows he's the Geo archon) and has no issues ordering him around.
A literal god acting as the lackey for Hu Tao is hilarious.
yea true
Zhongli running with the coffin and being Hu Tao's surf board is some of the most hilarious stuff I've seen
Zhongli needs a raise after all that
He finally escapes being broke
Love how Neuvillette just stares like that lol
Bro Zhongli just carrying the coffin around is actually just hilarious
0:18 HELP I KNOW IM LATE BUT ITS SO CUTE HOW SHE RIDES ON HIM-
Neuvillette will beat the sh*t out of Venti, Zhongli and Ei for bullying Focalors.
As for Nahida she will be condemned to Furina duty whenever Neuvillette is busy with his work
He can't beat them cuz Focalors is still alive lol
Nahida being condemned to babysit Furina is something I didn’t know I needed to see. (I know that Furina and Nahida are technically both 500 years old but the way Furina talked in her backstory made her sound like a scared child. And she sometimes still seems that way even if her old personality has vanished after she had acted like someone else for 5 centuries. So yeah… plus Nahida is someone rather mature in a child’s body (even if she can sometimes act like a child too but that’s more so because she was sheltered) while Furina seems like a child in an adult’s (teen? Ngl the Anime style makes it hard to determine how old someone is) body. Idk how to explain it but I hope you get what I mean.)
@@yukimegumi8925He can absolutely. Even without his complete powers and in weakened state, Dendro dragon Apep was way more powerful than Nahida. So a elemental dragon being more powerful than archon is nothing new even at low power.
@@techdevofficial8709Nahida, who's the weakest Archon in terms of combat and the least experienced in that area as well. Obviously she'd lose to Apep
Venti, even in his current state could beat the 4 winds, Zhongli who still took a stand againts Azhdaha even without his Gnosis, and Raiden. Well no need to explain Raiden
Againts a heavily weakened Neuvillette. 3v1 is just unfair for Neuvi
@@miasimp9044 Raiden who kept infinite lightning storms going all over Inazuma for decades while leaving her Gnosis in Yae Miko's care because Ei never really needed that bauble anyway? All while also technically being AFK?
0:18 I love the detail of only Focalors having the water walk ability also LMAO Zhongli
Neuvillette dont want to get his wife killed again.
Zhongli putting in work hauling around that forever box.
Furina really decided to fight alone against this trio, Vergil would be proud of her motivation
Bro took “she’s a runner she a track star” and “around the world around the world” seriously
Ain't no way she gets to enjoy a peaceful repose while furina suffered
Very funny how Mr Zhongli lifted the coffin and ran 😂😂
Every time I watch the Focalors dance scene from now on, I will follow it up by watching this.
Zhongli has went trough too much he broke his arm now😔
Focalor: Guys listen, turns out the thing just killed the chair...
Lol imagine there’s a plot twist and it turns out Focalors is still alive 😂
Zhongli being stiff asf while carrying a big ass coffin has no business being this funny💀
Nahida just tee pose running all the way and dont get me started about the fact that hu tao was litteraly riding zhongli, venti was swimming for his life, and ei and nahida had the big brain idea to use the coffin
you mean surfing
Furina 1 v 3 was hillarious 👌😂
They're chasing Focalor. I know how far they chased them to Foutaine Town
The Archons really want to do the coffin dance with her I guess
Ain't no way bruv 😂, For me zhongli running with the coffin reminds me of that meme, where zhongli runs with coin, then drops the coin and then runs with childe instead, to his pillar and flies away 😂💀
Ok wow Zhongli just slayed running while carrying a coffin 👁👄👁
Optimus Prime : ROLL OUT FOCALOR!!! Those Archons and Hu Tao wants you to be buried alive, Hu Tao's idea inspired to the WWE Hall Of Famer The Undertaker. 0:49 As WWE Legend John Cena would say "NEVER BACKED DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP" now stand up and fight Furina, traveller (Aether) really needs you no matter what the cost. BTW @Achevo, 25 days left before "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"
Zhong Li became Luo Cha💀, and wth with those running animation😂
You know what's the ironic part???
Zhongli's CN voice is that of Welt Yang (HSR) (and also Siegfried [HI3RD]), meaning he became the very person he had PTSD of
Can’t believe moral hasn’t broke his back while carrying the casket😮
Neuvillette be like, " nobody touches my waifu", in the court we dont practice vengeance , but we re not in the court
the last one, you can put, "according to the judgement of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale"
0:39 *Stranger Things PTSD*
Signora: first time? 😅
Lmao
Zhongli is being a great employee
Hope he gets a raise
鍾離棺桶持ったままめっちゃヌルヌル動くのツボなんだがw
So this is how the Oratrice really works....
that ending though... 😂😂😂
I love this!! Every part of this was a new type of joy! Definitely a subscribe
0:17 zhongli be like:im under the water, please help me
(Cuz stone will drowned in the water)
ラストで爆笑させてもらいました🤣
Focalors: fiu😮💨 I think they've lost me.
Venti: Found you!
Neuvillete: "Are you sure about that"
The Fact Focalor run around the entire 5 nation with bare feet
...
Neuvilette: *Guilty.*
Venti: AAAAAÆÆÆEEE-
The MASK : Run for the hills Focalor, those guys wants you to be buried alive. Furina fighting those 3 Yandere Stoogies to save her beloved Archon Harem. SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!!!
The ending 😂Neuvilette was like “Don’t you two dare make a sound” meanwhile Zhongli carrying the Coffin ⚰️ with him all the from Fontaine to wherever they are going now.
Neuvillette: My eyes are up here, not right there
When you realize that Zhongli is 12 times older than Focalors💀Focalors-500 years old meanwhile Zhongli is well over 6000+ years old lmao.
This is wrong. Focalors age is unknown. Focalors became a human a little over 500 years ago but existed before then. Her real age has never been stated.
@@azureaurelia5381 Focalors/Furina is one of the closest follower of Egeria, so she practically exist who knows when since during the Remurias time, oceanids already existed.
@@azureaurelia5381 You are right.We don’t know her exact age we never did in fact.But the 500 years old age that I have implied is from the fact that she became an archon after the cataclysm.But I think it’s safe to say that she is 500+ years old and also even Egeria was not older than Zhongli none of the og seven were.So,No matter how you put is she is still younger than Zhongli.It’s already been mentioned in one of Zhongli’s character’s story that Rex Lapis is the oldest archon even amongst the og seven(not the current ones)Bear that in mind.
Furina's age is 500 yrs old while Focalor's age is unknown probably 2000+
The human Furina is 500yrs old, she's the same age with Nahida & close age with Scara & Shogun.
Meanwhile Focalors is probably around 2000+ since the Oceanids are followers of Egeria, like Adepti to Morax.
At this point neuvi dosent give 2 shts about focalors, his expression looked like he just broke his back
It would be funnier if you add Nuevellette line “According to the Oratrice machanique analyze de cardinal “
The All-Devouring Narwhal: roar?
The timeline: 0:57
I love how hu tao isn't even an archon but is here anyway
This is the best animation I've ever seen, it literally changed my life.
Forsalor: Running for her life
Venti, Raiden, hutao: Chasing Focalor.
Meanwhile...
Zhong li being used as a boat + Vibing with Coffin dance.
Nahida T-pose
Neuvillette: You dare?
Zhongli running and swiming with a coffin 😂😂
Zhongli deserves a raise after all that
He'll probably forget where he puts the money
He’ll probably spent that money on overpriced rocks and then borrow even more money from Childe to buy even more rocks.
Venti forget he can fly 💀
Because Someone took my flying Cape
You can just use a wind current
@wompwompventi
@@Holydev_playz No Someone Robbed my Wind Current
Because they robbed your gnosis instead of the wind current
Without a gnosis, you can't make a wind current
@@Holydev_playz They Robbed all my powers even the vision😭
i laughed through the whole Video xD You just got another sub :)
Focalors doesn't want to die, but everyone doesn't want to let her go, it seem Furina will probably have to bear the consequences of Focalors's incident:)
"but everyone doesn't want to let her go"
Like the pyro archon
0:55 Oh-Woah-Hoho Bonjour Monsieur Neuvillette
Zhongli chasing someone with a casket needs to be referenced more 😂😂😂
POV focalors running on water : coffin lady (I forgot her name) casually using Zhongli as a boat
Focalors:”leave me alone u-AAAAAAÆEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Venti gliding instead of swimming would be more lore accurate
Hu Tao: GET IN THE COFFIN!!
Also I love how the Yandere trio won against Furina, poor girl.
😅
"Ok, get in"
They’re not Yandere like at all.
@@elizabethkblanco4620 a Joke
Gotta love how Hu-tao casually hangs out with the archons in your videos 😂
Either zhongli not getting tired from running with the coffin, venti having to swim, or neuvilette at the end is probably one of the most funniest things I’ve seen
Everyone: Hello Focalors.
Hu Tao: Look what great thing we broght you - a coffin lined with super soft red velvet.
Focalors: ×takes a quick breath× Bye, have a great time!
Love it. 😂
Bruh Zhongli when he was running with the coffin it mads me die 🤣🤣
Venti: “Wouldn’t gliding be faster?”
This is the best because of how bloody hilarious it is 💀
Ayaka, Nilou, Hu Tao, Furina 🔥
Zhongli is holding a coffin and just kind of walking and running and he is still the same speed is just amazing😂😂😂
This video is actually genuinely underated and damm ❤😂🎉
0:58そこは最後にｼｬｧｧｧｧｧｧ！がきて欲しかったな
0:17 is no going to talk about one of them riding zhongli?.???
From now on, u r my favorite Genshin channel lol
Neuvillette appears above Venti*
Venti: DVALIN CONTAIN YOUR BROTHER
I don't accept which focalors he really died ;(
Venti had the best view there
Чжун Ли личный переносчик гробов Ху Тао😂
Hu Tao “ COME BACK WITH MY MORA”