"My rule is to clean the house first, then decorate" [Picks up 2 pieces of trash, cleans 100 stains, sells 3 items, goes on 10 minute tangent about Muppets, buys furniture, enters utter state of confusion and panic when he can't make furniture fit, wanders off to random part of house, stares at 50 pieces of trash for a minute, walks into a different room and starts decorating] Reaffirms "Clean first, decorate after"
Jerma makes everything fun. I hope he finds some brilliant expert to help him with his chest pain :( I've had intercostal pain before and it sucks! but after a few years, thankfully it went away.
so far we've had a stream about once a week which is far more than I expected for a retirement tbh. it's kinda funny like imagine someone retiring from their job and then continuing to show up at the office every week
@@ThePostmenTributeyeahh I think separately he explained it’s more for next year that he really wants to settle down. I think earlier streams might also be good for him tbh whether that was just a thought or not. I hope he’s doing better though. I personally suffer sometimes due to costochondritis :(.
his choices in colors and placement make me so sad that I was gonna buy the game to do it my self and make the houses look nice but its only available on windows and i was cursed with a macbook thats constantly on the verge of exploding. you win today jeram...
@@coconuto7 Remember that Unpacking game he played a while back? I couldn't stand looking at the horror that was taken place so I just had to play it myself to restore balance. Might do the same with this sometime, but I'm not a fan of the cleaning aspect so I don't know.. Definitely an effective marketing tool!
@@coconuto7bro watching him place the hanging cabinets and struggling to fit them all in when literally all he had to do was move the corner one to the other side
a rag stopped his entire line of thought process so much so that it made him defend the fact he thought it was a phone... 😞 what has this world come too..
Jerma should do a long bit where he is only talking to one viewer who has kidnapped him and he has to do whatever the evil one man says. eventualy they fight and jerma wins
6:26 House Flipper 2
2:05:58 Brb Ends
😊l
"My rule is to clean the house first, then decorate"
[Picks up 2 pieces of trash, cleans 100 stains, sells 3 items, goes on 10 minute tangent about Muppets, buys furniture, enters utter state of confusion and panic when he can't make furniture fit, wanders off to random part of house, stares at 50 pieces of trash for a minute, walks into a different room and starts decorating]
Reaffirms "Clean first, decorate after"
it was sooo iconic when he got distracted in the middle of talking abt his adhd
I love you Jerma985
I want his soles
is he you wife??
Thank you
I love you donniedarkolover
He'll eat your first born and crunch on the bones like it's cheerios cereal.
Something about Jerma stating "I'm a grown-ass fuckin' man." at 22:00 while pointlessly opening and closing a door is weirdly funny to me.
Something about House Flipper brings out the most colorful parts of Jerma's imagination.
(The voices take over)
Jerma makes everything fun. I hope he finds some brilliant expert to help him with his chest pain :(
I've had intercostal pain before and it sucks! but after a few years, thankfully it went away.
He's said before that his dad had it as well and that it went away one day, so hopefully he'll get relief soon too
Jerma's levity and concern for the viewership before himself is really something that keeps me going as someone also in chronic pain.
Love that since he officially announced a retirement he's started streaming more often
so far we've had a stream about once a week which is far more than I expected for a retirement tbh. it's kinda funny like imagine someone retiring from their job and then continuing to show up at the office every week
Mostly because he was sponsored for this game. After this, we'll go back to 2 streams a month, max
@@ThePostmenTributeyeahh I think separately he explained it’s more for next year that he really wants to settle down. I think earlier streams might also be good for him tbh whether that was just a thought or not. I hope he’s doing better though. I personally suffer sometimes due to costochondritis :(.
So glad the retirement home allows elderly people stream now, truely heart warming ❤
The Jerma glitch to get an extra 125 grand is top tier.
im genuinely about to start tweaking because of his furniture placement
his choices in colors and placement make me so sad that I was gonna buy the game to do it my self and make the houses look nice but its only available on windows and i was cursed with a macbook thats constantly on the verge of exploding. you win today jeram...
@@coconuto7 Remember that Unpacking game he played a while back? I couldn't stand looking at the horror that was taken place so I just had to play it myself to restore balance. Might do the same with this sometime, but I'm not a fan of the cleaning aspect so I don't know..
Definitely an effective marketing tool!
@@coconuto7bro watching him place the hanging cabinets and struggling to fit them all in when literally all he had to do was move the corner one to the other side
He’s the best form of advertising he really just makes you want to buy the damn game and do it yourself
i misread this
LETSGOO 🗣️‼️ we sleepin' good tonight.
Yessirrrr
@@aniyilator yessirrrrrrr
Yessssssirrrrr
1:07:05 this is genuinely so beautiful and sad
I love having new house flipper streams to watch :) I hope he keeps streaming this
Watching jerma put things in the absolute wrong places is the most rage and anxiety inducing shit
We need a counter for how many times the old man face plants in the sliding door cause he forgot which way it's opened.
8:00 since House flipper 2 has an Sandbox mode, I really wanna see Jerma create the family guy house lmaoo
Jerma seems to never have heard of a wet room before.
a rag stopped his entire line of thought process so much so that it made him defend the fact he thought it was a phone... 😞 what has this world come too..
Jerma, you are my all time favorite streamer. Thanks for what you do
when he brought up the pc you can win i was really hoping someone in chat was gonna omegalul at the specs just for him to go on a defensive rant.
No one can OMEGALUL the specs because no one can figure out what the numbers mean on AMD parts without looking up equivalents
@@JacobKinsleyAMD OMEGALUL
is there a name for that open shower concept? 28:30
It's a "walk in frameless shower." He just placed it incorrectly. The glass panel is supposed to be a divider/barrier, so there is only one open side.
“wet room”
I love Jerry925
Jerma should do a long bit where he is only talking to one viewer who has kidnapped him and he has to do whatever the evil one man says. eventualy they fight and jerma wins
i really hope the ''my ass'' thing was a bit by chat. i really really hope...
I miss the old animations to put heaters and sinks and bathroom instalation and such
i love you jemba8.5
JERM
I hope you know Google translates your comment to ‘delirium’
IT ACTUALLY DOES 💀
28:14 get's distracted WHILE talking about ADHD
I love you jerma985
Jerma is my favorite streamer
google translated this to english for me
he does know my name
Whoever said movies on UA-cam are free with ads for a reason are so wrong like have you never seen the last unicorn
the hanging cabinet section stressed me out so much i had to leave
It feels illegal to be early
me too
57:25 GYAS
WHY DOES HE NOT USE THE PERK POINTS OH MY FUCKING GOD
2:22:19
is this game sponsored by Ikea?
@3:29:12 😫
bleh
I wish he would play WoW again, especially with the new classic season. Would be such a good stream + it would filter out the zoomers
Don't kid yourself zoomers would just spam how much it sucks and ruin it for jerma
@@JacobKinsley a man can hope
The ageist jokes from the zoomers is really tiring.
@@confirmedbachelorthis is possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen in the comments of a jerma vod
@@issacspelledwrong9130 I'm not kidding when I say I don't even remember writing this shit LMFAO
:)
Jeremy985
3:08:59 Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERMA