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MARKIPLIER VS. HULK HOGAN | Would You Rather #6
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- Опубліковано 6 кві 2016
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both the drugs and the fall are the "trip" of your lifetime XD
Ba-dum-tss
Technically you could have a parachute
Notifunny
If you fell off a 100 story building you could fall from the first story and technically you would still be falling off the 100 story building
dafaq?
Mind fucking blown
Mind blown
That is incredibly witty and smart.
Hats tipped to you.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss
In heaven
somebody in heaven: God Mark how did you die
Mark: I drank a gallon of mustard because a game told me to
I overdosed on every drug at once cuz a game told me to.
well played my friend, well played indeed.
this is going to happen i bet 0$ cause im broke (lol)
\
Emo quartet
*dies*
Mark: “Whose to say that the lions gonna stop?”
Me: “Whose to say the elephant is only gonna step on your foot?”
"I'll take the drugs" Mark 2016
#stillbetterthantrump
+Elvin Gaming OmG Yessssss
+Elvin Gaming agreed
+Orion Quel u beat me to it
#drugiplier
I would rather have a black eye 24/7 because you can hide it with concealer, but it would be really hard to hide a beer belly
Agent New York I WAS THINKING THE SAME!
Or you could be kaneki and wear an eyepatch
Super Plushzz oshiete oshiete
Sono, shikumi wo....
BOKU O NAKA NI!!!!
Camryn Glanville lol same
Job interviewer:ok Mark what makes you wanna be a teacher
Mark:THIS IS SPARTA
I have the high ground!
6:12 When Mark loves public speaking so much he devolves into caveman mode.
I am public speak to you now
Yung Trapazoid go for it
And so the HeeHoo begins
“AND ME AM NOT CAVEMAN!!!” has been living in the back of my head rent free for a while after the first time I’ve seen this video. 😂
neither I'd rather spend the day with Mark
+nya dekrines If i had to pick music artists only id pick Babymetal
+TwilightLords I'd pick either FOB or P!ATD
Me too!
+nya dekrines Good answer spaghetti skelington man.
+Big Macintosh. I'm actually a girl but no worries 😂😂
10:00
But Mark, you're the King of Squirrels. They would never be out to kill their own king.
IKR!
+Jean-Luc Bourgeois It's when they eventually turn on their king. XD
+Jean-Luc Bourgeois This
+Jean-Luc Bourgeois That's what I was thinking
+Jean-Luc Bourgeois exactly
I was watching #5 with full sound headphones 'cause Mark was so silent. Then I immediately clicked #6 without realizing that I still had full sound headphones.
*Instant regret.*
I liked the silent one tho
11:00
Spoke with yoda I have
Jedi I am
Knowledgeable I am
Speech disorder I have
Hahaha
Killed me with laughter you have😂
Hashtag No name
The dark side, you’re using
Thing very bad to you will happen
You’re insured i hope
This is underrated
But Markiplier, you're king of the squirrels, remember!?
+Morticia Cat Exactly, he's leading the pack of rabid squirrels.
***** XD
Oh ya I forgot good point
+Morticia Cat Yeah, just a " friendly" game of tag!!
no
I would spend my entire life with Markiplier
Lol.
StubbyNubz nice profile pic mate (i seein them next yr)
Thanks bro, hope their concert is really good.
StubbyNubzTM nice
See, if you had grown up across the state line in Indiana, being a band nerd and a jock made you cool. Because band is super cool in Indiana.
The only downside is you grow up in Indiana and that kinda sucks.
This is one of the most accurate comments I have seen on UA-cam.
i knew a kid from Indiana
he stole my tv and my cat
and he said very mean things to my grandma i can’t repeat because she’ll appear in front of mine as a ash zombie and smack me.
@@ben_dover97 lol
Indiana doesn’t suck. Y’all got Demagorgons and girls with superpowers 😉
I live in Indiana and every part of this is correct.
7:14
Drug dealer: which one do you want?
Mark: Yes
I would have chosen the same thing, mark.
If you had a black eye you could make up crazy stories about what happend
first name last name like SpongeBob did
Or you could endlessly be snake from metal gear.
Finally someone who gets it
And you could always change the story too
I can imagine Mark telling a bizarre story, and then he is punched in the eye mid sentence.
Man i'd give anything to spend a day with mark
+KylePlays same
MrVaan xD
Ya me to the last time he went to a mall near where I lived I had went the day before and the day after and found out he was there the day after, I was soooo close to meeting him but didn't mark plz come back to az and tell fans when u do:( :)
yeah I'd pay 100,000 just to spend a day with mark
+KylePlays
you realise that means your saying your willing to have your face carved off by a knife to meet mark for a day......extreme sentences are extreme
I think at that point you would be in to much agony that you really would not be able to tell that he was even there
7:40 Batman OR Joker, lol
Isira Sudam
Genius
Batman + Joker = Batman Who Laughs
@@mec6824 Thanks. I know this is a really late reply.
@@DanteYoru Yep.
10:01 But Mark your the King of the Squirrels!!!!!!
Tommy danyi Actually kronk is
Tommy danyi nah fam he is the king of Five Nights At Freddys
@@maxxsuxx1673 both
Mark forgot he was the king of the squirrels
Ikr
Plus, it's a known fact that squirrels rarely carry rabies...so it could have been a clever trick question.
+Melissa H Wow, I never even knew squirrels had a slight chance of having rabies
No! +She Knives is the king of squirrels
+Melissa H they discovered that some squirrels in some mountains in California have Ebola
"It's gonna be a wild ride into the grave" - that one KILLED ME! 😂😂😂
I'd fight the Rock because he'd hug me instead
3:00
FBI: THIS IS THE FBI OPEN *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
ME: **YOU SHALL NOT PASS**
...what?
johnny noitel it’s a quote from lord of the rings
@@kalebconniff6701 oh,right.
"..a foot pancake." I'm going to keep that quote. 😂😂😂😂😂
How do you do emoji on youtube?
I already know how to *bold* and _italicise_ but I don't know how to cross out words or use emoji
+Jack Parker-Levin I using my phone while commenting so...I get the option of emoji of my keyboard.
oh. i'm on my computer. good thing it still supports emoji though. btw use **this** to bold and __this__ to italicise
-Did it work?-
_did it work_
mark but your king of the squirrles they wiill bow doqb
down
+Yahir Ruiz I mean, you can edit your comments...
+Yahir Ruiz Is it bad that i read that as blow jobs at first. ;u;
+Natalie Black Lol!
+Yahir Ruiz i was literally about to comment this! but then i saw ur comment y didn't he say he was king of the squirrels so they won't hurt him!
You skimmed over the third option, “Or... spend a day with James Hetfield.”
I hate it when my mom says " im not angry at u I'm just disappointed"
Ok
Being chased by 100 rabid squirrels? MARK IS THE TRUE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS.
True
+Novus lol yep
+Novus It never said that they would bite him, maybe he was leading them into battle.
I was just about to comment that 👍
+Novus i thought like MARK YOU ARE THERE KING THEY WILL LISTEN TO YOU
Speak in questions, or Speak in movie quotes?
I would speak in movie quotes, because a movie quote doesn't have to be a phrase. 'And' counts as a movie quote. Most words in English at least have been used in films.
+Christacean True, but speaking in movie phrases is probably what the creator of that question meant, and speaking in specific movie phrases is the fun part.
Christacean ee
that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Christacean Boom, u also won.
Yujing Li True.
8:02 imagine being at a funeral and your always joking
i overdosed on mustard last week
I saw this before I watched the video and was like wtf due 😂
All hail Lord Pepe
Wtf dude
Person 1: Sir we have an overdosed victim
Person 2: What drug?
Person 1: Uhh... all of them
...funny...
+TaterTot Pie That is a scenario Mark picked, though.
Alternatively rather than "all of them" person 1 could just yell "SHUT UP NURSE"
BRUH
+Shealyn the Serial Doodler lol me
I rather spend a year with Markiplier than a day with Beyonce and Taylor Swift
Agreed, I dont like T.swift and beyonce is WAYY to overrated, i'd rather be with someone as funny and caring as markimoo:)
Cate Wagner same
of course
Ikr someone should just send him all markiplier would you rathers
Cate Wagner same 😂😂😂
There are shotguns specifically designed for taking down elephants with Heavy caliber bullets
Mark: I'm a brave man
Me: vanish
His awnser changes
How tf are you children even allowed on youtube go to youtube kids
"Always have a black eye" wear a eyepatch and be a pirste
*pirate
+Jackie TheSlovakGirl yo ho ahoy avast being a pirate is really badass
+Tony Gaming DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE THE PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE THE PIRATE!
Omg I thought the same thing!
I'm chilling in my crib eating chip watching this and I look and saw my diamonds they be shining on my wrist😎😎😎😎
i love how at 4:00 without hesitation he selects that option. That just proves how nice Mark is
loopholes: you can just say “hi” and then leave for public speaking. Once the lion bites your foot shoot it in the face. For only speaking in questions you can just put a question mark at the end of every sentence. For only speak in movie quotes just take one letter from a bunch of different movie quotes to form words. If you always have a black eye you just have a tattoo around your eye you just didn’t have to get it tattooed on. If you fall off a 100 story building just fall from the second floor. For “use mustard as toothpaste for three weeks” just don’t use toothpaste for three weeks. For every “you’re getting chased by animals” question just shoot them (unless it’s the “fight an elephant with a shotgun” then you would have no chance). Also for the “slide down a 200 foot slide head first and shirtless” if you don’t want to sacrifice your precious nips just go on it upside down so you back will be up against the ice”. Also if you’re on here then you probably would quit Facebook. Anyone who’s not part of the government usually lets down
Everyone.
You would die when your head hits the ground on the slide
@@samtdl8639 true, true
2:47 *Only Speak in movie quotes*
My Brain: The hardest choices require the strongest wills
about spending the day with either of those. id spend my day with the "or" button
same
Yep me to but if I had to choose one tyler swooft
+Kell Cooke Tyler swooft?
+Zoe Brown Tayler Swooft is my favorite. lol
+Zoe Brown Tyler swooft?? check your spelling! it's Taylor Swift!
but mark, aren't you the king of the squirrels?!
yeah........
+The Lytch looks like they are trying to overthrow the king
Yea I agree with him are u?
+The Lytch REVOLUTION! *FOR THE LIBERTY OF THE SQUIRRELS!*
+The Lytch thats what i was thinking
a crocodiles skull is thick enough to stop a high caliber rifle bullet, (there is one in darwin if u don't believe me) so u have no chance with a croc.
Quarter sized kill zone on the back of the head
@@reginatennant3431 u need to get behind it first
Mark: It's a flat foot, not a foot. You can't use that.
Swimmers &/or Scuba divers: Am I a joke to you?
mark you worried about your nips, but it just said head first, you could still be on your back
+Redfizz12 exactly that's a good point
Saaaaame I was almost bashing my head into the screen because markimoo was worried about his nips
but then you can't see as well as on your front, but I guess it depends if your a girl or a boy cause I can emagine sliding on ice with all your weight and for a long time would be VERY painfull for women with large breasts.
It could be a 200ft "long" slide so you are safe either way
IKR
Is there a neither button?
If there was then there would be no point in answering the questions .-.
I don't think so.
Nope!
If there was I would go for that.
That neither button sounds pretty good
You can more then likely run away from elephants but a crock can run like 40 mph.
If I spent a day with Taylor Swift, she would probably write a really cheesy song about me.
only if you broke up with her lol
TheRealEvilkitten3 // these are my favorite comments because they are so true
Then you’d end up on family guy wearing an orange cap and blue shirt and have a masterbaiting problem
4:53 So I guess you could say you're...not taking it *lion* down. That you're acknowledging the *elephant* in the room. HAHAHAHA. HOHOHOHO. COMEDY GOLD.
Lovely.
Lapis Lazuli YES 10/10 IGN
...
there's the door.
leave.
Sans: heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
God help us all. Or Zues. Or Odin. Or science. I don't know. Whatever anyone believes in.
There are so many loopholes in this series. First, how high is the cliff/how many people am I speaking to? It could be that the cliff almost touches the ground, or it's literally only 1 person. The 100 story building? Trampoline, mattress, someone to catch me, parachute... I could go on. The serious one? I'm SERIOUS about having fun, I'm SERIOUS about laughing. 200 ft slide... with my SHIRT off. I can wear 3 jumpers, a coat, warm trousers and a scarf. Wonder if I missed any other loopholes...
Edit: YES I DID! The elephant/lion one, who's to say it's a fully grown lion? A cub bite would probably just tickle.
but if a cub bites you and you pry it off, then an angry mother lion would have your but for lunch
@Coral Maynard
I mean, public speaking means to be speaking to, like, some crowd. I don't think it's called public speaking if your just blabbing on when one random dude is there and that dude only. The building would be too high, the impact would be too harsh, a mattress wouldn't do any better, nor wood a trampoline. It'd be from such a fall, you'd just bounce all the way back up again! A parachute needs I believe almost 2,000 ft, I think 1,500 ft to function and open properly or whatever the crap it is, and there wouldn't be enough time. You'd just go Kerplunk! and SPLAT into the ground. And a person to catch you?! That's the worst yet! You could possible kill them too if you hit them in the right place! Besides, what are the chances they'd actually catch you? 100 stories is a long way down, and it doesn't even matter if they're only a foot off perspective and couldn't catch you because you're already DEAD. If you're SERIOUS about joking and laughing, that means, you have the capability to joke around and have fun and laugh. Although, that's not being serious. If you're SERIOUS about joking and laughing, you mean you are GOING to SERIOUSLY and LITERALLY joke around and laugh. But, that's not keeping your serious attitude, that's joking around, so you wouldn't and couldn't do that. Sure, there are loopholes, but frankly, some loopholes are pretty illogical and wack. :T
Musical Note I mean, if you jumped off the first story of a hundred story building. You're still jumping off a hundred story building
Axellion nice job stealing that from somene else
Coral Maynard lol
About that lion elephant question, the funny thing is that both scenarios result in a broken foot and 5 years later Mark breaks his foot.
"Would you rather always disappoint people" *I don't get to answer that one, I already do that every day...*
he was a nerd and a jock, he was a jerk!!!
👏
+MarkipIier stop trying to give viruses
OMFG, I love you. XD
yes
*Slow clapping*
I'd rather spend my day with Mark =3
Who's not dreaming of that? :D
Yes.
+Soul You said it before I could.
Agreed
Yup
Mark said that you couldn’t drink one gallon of anything in one sitting
Unus Annus: drinking one gallon of milk
The human stomach can expand to hold 7 gallons before tearing open.
Mark u would be fine you are the king of of the squirls
+Rin Okumura LOL!
I thought that said "king of squirts"
+Nick Garcia lol squirts
+UA-cam Fan19 nice profile pic
+Rin Okumura You got that twenty pilots profile pic lolololol.
"would you rather always disappoint people it always anger people?"
I'm already a constant disappointment so I guess I'll go with that one..
Same
I'm constantly angering people
+KKahneFan1 No, you aren't. Everyone is this world matter, and everyone is a genius. Don't say that, at least you had enough courage too, not many others could. And for everyone else that's down think about what makes you happy, you all matter. (:
same
I know how you feel!
The game: “get hit by a bus or see a loved one get hit by a bus?”
Markiplier: *instantly clicks get hit by a bus*
*everyone liked that*
Well, if you think about it, if you overdosed on every single drug in the world, your stomach would probably explode.
wait, was I the only one that loved the quiet version?
probably
I loved it
Probably
Yup
No you are a bot +Markiplier
I'd rather fall off a building. At least that would kill me quickly
Also, it doesnt say that you would die. You could fall off the building then onto one of those giant blow up pillows. LOOPHOLE
Hrp I dont think a giant pilloe will save you
Honestly it whouldnt exactly be "quickly"
Y would u wanna die quickly? If I'm gunnu die I wanna die high
What says you fall off the very top 100th floor?
Fall off the 1st floor, your still falling off the building
True story:
My uncle met The Rock at Hooters in 1994 in VA
Does your dad work at Nintendo? Because you can say something is true, but it doesn't mean it is.
tell me more
Not be able to stop joking: "my dog got hit by a car..." "the guy probable yelled out speed bump! hehe"
I love how he puts so much thought into every "Would you rather" question lol.
"Taylor Swift or Beyoncé" HOW 'BOUT NO!
Exactly
+Eric Braun yep how bout Ssundee or a yt er
or hell no id choose none of the 😲
same here.
how about Twenty One Pilots?
“Id rather not have a migraine everytime i want to know what grandma’s thinkin”
-Markiplier
If it was possible to drink a gallon of mustard, the passing gas would be insane. That mustard gas would be deadly and stinky and probably could be bad enough that it could be used in a war.
Didn't like the quiet version. DIDN'T LIKE THE THE QUIET VERSION? WHAT?!?!
Right?!
+DJCyberChief I didn't like it.
Jack1994hoo Ok, I'm just surprised that not many people liked it.
I liked it very much!
sup poop buy poop nowwwwwww2w2eeeeeeeeeewwe3eeeeewwwwwwwwww
9:45 - Would the squirrels really attack their King?
It never said that you'd have to jump off of the roof, so you could jump out of a first story window onto a large airbag.
I think Mark has seen too much FullMetal Alchemist by thinking every limb can be replaced by cyborg limbs/automail in case of an accident XD
"Every drug! That's a lot of drug!"
~Markiplier, 2016
Mark, you're king of the squirrels, why is that even a question?!
ikr
"The least cool muscular nerd..."
So basically Mark was Dinkles the Buff Nerd.
I mean technically everything told inside of a movie is a movie quote. “Yes” -Terminator
7:38 So, either be Batman or the Joker.
hehehaha
+Doad M yup pretty much
haha! true!
+Creepy4Life ik I hate it
western child yea
6:28 You ok Mark?
If you fell off a 100 story building, you could fall into a pool below.
having your foot stepped on by an elephant would actually hurt less than your foot being stepped on by someone in high heels.
Am I seriously the only one that said 'what if it's a baby elephant'?
+iAmLead you're not alone with that thought
+Pansexual Bunny bhjhjjji
+iAmLead What if it's a baby lion
Then it'd only be adorable and like a cat
The same can be said about the lion, even better you can say he still hasn't grown teeth.
°o°
100 rabid squirrels....mark you'd be fine. Your king of the squirrels!
Exactly
But they're rabid and thus their brains are fried. Kinda like when a rabid dog loses all loyalty.
+owen zarski Right? :)
+MarkipIier dont click that
+MarkipIier wow i hate troll marks
"my name is Inego Monyoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"-Inego montoya, princess bride the movie
I got really confused until the very end of his speech. I honestly thought that the crocodile would have the bow and the elephant would have the shotgun, not you. The pictures and movies of those scenarios in my mind are priceless.. ;D
For only speaking in questions, I would just say, "you know?" and "yeah?" EXAMPLE- "Nice weather, yeah?" "I got so little sleep, i can barely stand, ya know?" "This is a nice shirt, huh?"
waffles are just pancakes with six packs
A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW
My life seemed so simple until now
20 pack*
+twg gaming)) multiple 20 packs
yes
“having a baby inside of you that’s constantly 8 months pregnant”
pfft- XD
“Hands mark the machine gun” if the rapid animal is faster than you. Better defend yourself
I prefer Beyonce because Taylor is gonna write a song about me that I left her
true
I agree with you!
true im going with Beyonce
Yeah. XD XD
+itamar mordoch I LAUGHED TOO HARD OMFG
"How'd he die?"
"Oh, a mustard overdose."
+Ems_yt hahah! it cracked me up! XD
1:24 the subtitles say a "bat-back"
Bat-Girl anyone...
I'm so immature.😂😂
8:10 That's horrible
Elephants are adorable
Btw crocodiles have impenetrable skin
I would prefer to spend a day on my own...
me too
Sad Sad person......
dude. same
+Ben Bevan Same
I agree Ben Bevan and Destiney Quinn. Theres nothing like good old time to yourself.
always having a black eye will give you a reason to wear a cool eyepatch
Mark forgot a crucial fact. He is the king of the squirrels
Overdose on aspirin yo. You wanna fight a crocodile with JUST a bow? It doesn't mention arrows. Anger or disappoint? I do both all the time!
I'd spend a day with Taylor Swift.....but spend the night with Beyonce ;)
Yeeeeeaaaa
Wat u gone do at night 😏
omfg lmaf *dies*xD
+TheDFRNT Fuuuck yeeees. Literally.
Its obvious what their gonna do at night
Talk about life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Like: For Beyonce
Reply: for Taylor Swift
Yay!
Mhm
Ignore for AC/DC 🖕😋🖕
what?
+GOAT agree
To the vomit or worms one, the worms don't necessarily have to be the harmless ones, who said they are not bloodworms latching onto you and sucking you dry? Or tapeworms crawling up most of your holes and consuming either you or anything you eat? Vomit stinks and is probably also acidic, but it didn't say how long you have to be in there. If it's worms, they'll probably already be all over you before you really get in there, if it's vomit, you won't immediately melt and thus you wouldn't inevitably die
Mark speaking in "armature home movie" quotes: You ready for that sausage? (trying to say breakfast is ready)
I hope you enjoy this one, I thought it was pretty funny considering it just popped into my head.