@@box_shadows125something about how Voldemort asked Dumbledore for the position back before he became the Dark Lord, but Dumbledore was on to him and did not offer the position to him. Voldemort was upset about this, so he cursed the school such that no teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts class would last more than one school year. And sure enough, ever since then, no teacher ever did last more than a year.
Harry missed an opportunity when she asked him that. "Who would want to kill me? Statistically speaking, you. Every year, my defense against the dark arts professor has tried to kill me."
@@pottedrosepetal6906no no , we r talking abt the acid in the bath, this is smth that her german frien would do, but like the other comment said, she loves Umbridge so...
Can we get two of them? One like this, and one with Turbo Italian Stereotype Sylvia? Because I need this, but I also need Sylvia having a salami duel with Voldemario.
to make that bold, you should put the asterisks outside of the quotations asterisks don’t make things bold if they’re touching something *example*- *example* Edit: I have been proven wrong by my own comment lol here’s a better *example*.
I love Hogwarts Sylvia. She’s the sweetest most friendly bean as long as you aren’t being mean. In that case she’s perfectly capable of standing up for herself
Um, you spelt cooking wrong normally I would care but it's spelt in a way that people may be confused by if you get what I mean it's probably a typo but thought you might want to know. And also same 😂
Well, people tend to underestimate Hufflepuffs. Hard work, dedication, and patience are part of Hufflepuff's traits. Now imagine these traits used for evil.
Adult Hufflepuffs have never been arrested for murder (with some exceptions), not because none of them have ever done so, but because all Hufflepuffs have some magical plant or beast in their yards that can make a body disappear better than any spell, and since they did not use their wands to destroy the evidence, their casting records never reveal anything incriminating.
They were there. I have a similar mentality: you push me for enough, and I won't just go after you: I'll go after your bloodline. That's the best vengeance right there: you wipe out their entire BLOODLINE when they piss you off. Completely exterminate their entire genetic sequence all because one person stepped out of line one time. It's the ultimate power play.
One Hufflepuff is more dangerous than the entirety of Slytherin.
The Slytherin always get found out
They never discovered what we did.
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *a Hufflepuff gets smacked in the head by their asian mom by being to loud*
@@ch4rlIe0ff1c14l what?
Slytherins think there sneaky but they are the biggest smokescreen for the real trouble makers
@@ch4rlIe0ff1c14l eh-?
The "still cooking" for the fourth cat had me wheezing 🤣
The asians in hogwarts are gonna be eating good tonight
Fr tho LOL
@@why4474most asians don't eat cat
@@Yeewen88wait they don’t???
Fr XD
“No cats were harmed in the making of this video”
One day ago????
@@blehcat777💀
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
I swear I want to find your IP address
Bat
Cat
Rat
At
Fat
Hat
Lat
Mat
Nat
Pat
Sat
Tat
Vat
Wat
Yat
Zat
“You punched me in the face!” 😂🤣
Hello Eda
"You bit my tail!"
@@badflamer That´s mean i win?
EeeeeeeeeeedAAAAAAAA
I like to think that smiley face mug represents how she feels internally
:D
Omg yes
She's a smiley face mug inside
=)
:)
bro took "revenge" to a whole new level 💀
ur pfp is ace
She went Arya Stark on her ass
Ur pfp is a criminal
@@KaiViper013 😨
Nahh I’m trying to go to school and I just threw my phone seeing your pfp 😂it didn’t shatter tho so that’s good love it
Sylvia is the definition of Italian BOSS Mafia 😳
If an Italian boss mafia was a muggleborn hufflepuff😂
I nearly spat out my hot chocolate at "Still cooking."
Was it good
@@Shadowplaysgeoit tasted like chicken
@@Shadowplaysgeoyes, we must know… was the hot chocolate good?
The one time, where everyone just decided to ignore Sylvias comments in order to not have Umbridge as a teacher anymore...
She was working with the Weasley boys the whole time
@@Ryker.RevixVT you will never be able to prove it
"It rhymes with mat" - I like the subtle implication of Sylvia winning lol
You already wrote my comment. So I will just say, "same". Mat😂
Meatball sub with rat, bat, and cat
that part had me laughing out loud still laughing now tbh
I expected her to say “it rhymes with…with…okay it’s cat I cooked your cat-“
2020, Pepridge farm remembers.
"If you please stop punching... au"
this skit is GOLD.
I swear they have a new dark arts teacher every year
Did you read the Harry Potter books? (Just asking so I know if I need to explain why, bc the movies never got into why, but the books did)
@@box_shadows125something about how Voldemort asked Dumbledore for the position back before he became the Dark Lord, but Dumbledore was on to him and did not offer the position to him. Voldemort was upset about this, so he cursed the school such that no teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts class would last more than one school year. And sure enough, ever since then, no teacher ever did last more than a year.
@@badwolf3618 Yeah. After he dies the curse is lifted though
“I’ll make you a sandwich if you please stop punchin-AaaRgh!” 💀💀
puncc
“Still cooking” 😭😭 I’m dead
no umbridges cats are 😂
@@sharkshakesomg!!😂😂😂😂😂
Not as dead as those cats 😭
Mmmm, slow-cooking
Lmao,,,I can’t contain my laughter 😅😅😅
"I'll make you a sandwich... If you please stop punching- ah!... waaaaaaaa....." GOT ME ROLLING
The cats really were the cherry on topp, had me rolling 🤣
I was not the least bit surprised when they mentioned seasoned and cooked cats. I was like "yeah I should have seem that coming"
“there’s nothing to defend yourself fro-“
“you punched me in the face!”
got me rolling
900th like
For me it was the
We still haven't found the 4th one
Still cooking
@@paulinehildebrandt3 thousandth like
same
Same lol
"But how am I supposed to defend myself?"
"Oh don't be silly there's no need to defend yourself""
"YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE"
💀💀
Yes and when I read this I can still hear the accent 😂😂😂😂
Why use wands...you got hands!
@@TheRealRehman That's why Umbridge punches people!! She's anti-wand!!
@@ynahczarmaineflores5624 lol same 🤣🤣
STILL COOKING AND THE MAT THING OMFGGG💀🤣
Need defense against Sylvia 😂
I'm imagining Draco hearing what happened to the cats and immediately realizing that it was Sylvia who did it
I mean she literally cooked and seasoned his Owl so he would immediately knew it was her, lmao😂
Yeah 😂
He'll get punched in the face 😂😂😂😂😂
Well he ate his owl too... so...
The next day they were best friends
“I’ll make you a sandwich if you please stop punching me- OW. ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ”
Æ is pronounced ASH
I actually just found a short on that lol@@UsedtobeLovelyBlueberry
Isn't that Elon Musk's kid?
That part got me rolling on the floor😂
@@UsedtobeLovelyBlueberryso?
I just love this persons content! Never fails to make me smile.
Great sense of humor!
She's more sadistic than draco, but fore some reason she's more lovable
"Professor Umbridge"
"I'll make you a sandwich-"
Sylvia the lyrical genius.
She ended up making that sandwich alright 😂😂😂
I was just about to say that dude
“Don’t be silly there is nothing for you to defend your self from” 😊
“YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE” 😡
She said those lines while i was reading your comment what i coincidence
Harry missed an opportunity when she asked him that. "Who would want to kill me? Statistically speaking, you. Every year, my defense against the dark arts professor has tried to kill me."
@@NoOne-gm4ml HA! 😂 OHMYGOSH! YES!
@@NoOne-gm4mlexcept lupin and Snape
Snape killed someone else
sylvia is the "nothing" they needed protection from
Thank you for taking our revenge from Umbridge😂😂
“Professor umbridhg I’ll make you a sandwich “ got me rolling 😂
"Still cooking!" My personal favorite line.
Same here.
Same
Fr😂
Same
I'm Italian 👌😇
“Bath water was turned to acid” - Definitely not Sylvia
“Her cats were also seasoned” - Most definitely was Sylvia
I would say her German friend had a hand in it, but she actually likes Umbridge
Draco is triggered 😂
Well, italian cuisine after all
@@hopejaworski9097 Also, we dont season in germany. Salt and pepper need to suffice.
@@pottedrosepetal6906no no , we r talking abt the acid in the bath, this is smth that her german frien would do, but like the other comment said, she loves Umbridge so...
Sylvia is a seasoned killer and I freakin love it
"it rhymes with mat" I cant stop laughing
We’re going to need a rewrite of Harry Potter with Sylvia as the main character
Can we get two of them? One like this, and one with Turbo Italian Stereotype Sylvia? Because I need this, but I also need Sylvia having a salami duel with Voldemario.
And with Victoria
It wouldnt be near 7 books though. I remember when she 'accidentally' used the unforgivable curses. If she met voldemario shed probably end it early.
A Sylvia centered Harry Potter remake is what Warner Brothers Discovery should be funding.
Omg yes
this whole series is just the most accurate representation of the Hufflepuff spirit
SOUTH PARKKKK OMG
Lol
Frrrrr
Doing all that stuff than blaming it on slytherin 😂😂
“She punched me in the face” cracked me up, love this girl 😂😂😂😂
"Proffeser UmBridge ill make you a SANDWICH!!!!!!"
“We still haven’t found the fourth one.”
“Eh, still cooking…”
yeah, we all watched the video
edit: man this is why im racist
@@mrfred085 "yeah, we all watched the video" -🤓
@@kahiruo😂
Js saying ur pfp is ✨️amazing✨️
Gotta love Ghostbur and Friend
@@kahiruo he literally just quoted the video and added nothing onto it.
Sylvia can't help seasoning, cooking and serving the pets of her enemies to them. A true Hufflepuff
Yessss
I thought she meant 'rat' until I saw this comment....makes more sense now 🙀
She has to teach me her ways, I swear💀
"it rhymes with Mat" 😂🤣
YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!
had me dying 😂😂😂
“Oh don’t be silly there’s nothing for you to defend yourself from”
*“you punched me in the face-”*
#justiceforsilvia
to make that bold, you should put the asterisks outside of the quotations
asterisks don’t make things bold if they’re touching something
*example*-
*example*
Edit: I have been proven wrong by my own comment lol
here’s a better *example*.
@@tacotuttle thanks!
*Thanks* 😊
@@tacotuttle I’m so happy happy 😊😊
EXACTLY
The fact you brought a guitar to apologize ✋😭✨
"hey, it's been a while since you saw my face"
At least it wasn't a ukulele-
@@CreepyCritter75💀
@@SpiricoMusici haven’t been doing so great
It should have been a ukulele 😂
I love how Umbridge punching students in the face is not a stretch of the imagination 😂
“Professor Umbridge. I’ll make you a
SANDWICH!
If you please stop punching- au!!
Wææ朜œ.”
The “still cooking” had me dying
Same
Same
2.4 k likes but 2 comments comment on this
I was dying at the
“Still cooking” and “rhymes with mat” part
what other word rhymes with mat?
@@elaroblocYOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OUT
@@elarobloccat
@@BLU3H0UR. thx
@@CJClark67what….
John Wick move aside, here comes Silvia.
Bro this punching is so nice😂
“YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FA-!”
No no she has a point
“Professor Umbrige, I make you a sandwich if you pls stop punching- au!”
*c r i e s*
Dear students sadly professor Umbridge wont be able to teach for this year.
Somebody turned her bath water into acid 😔
and three of her cats were found seasoned and cooked we still havent the fourth one
silvia: eh still cooking
Hello professor umbridge, i am really sorry about What happended
She was so kind she still made umbridge a sandwich
She looks so pretty
Out of all of them that I've seen, this is the one that's made me laugh the most.
I love Hogwarts Sylvia. She’s the sweetest most friendly bean as long as you aren’t being mean. In that case she’s perfectly capable of standing up for herself
Or if you’re Neville. Poor Neville..
“Still cooking” had me Rolling on the floor
Um, you spelt cooking wrong normally I would care but it's spelt in a way that people may be confused by if you get what I mean it's probably a typo but thought you might want to know. And also same 😂
Oh sorry i was just trying to spell it like in the video but sorry i spelt it wrong, wont happen again.
@@Snowy35587 no it's fine it doesn't really matter I just wanted to make sure you knew
@@Alexa-ly8jy oh thank you that was nice of you
@@Snowy35587np ❤
"It rhymes with mat"
"RAT" XD
she'd deserve this far more than what she got in the books
THIS IS PURE PERFECTION 💀💀✨✨✨
Purrfection?
@@Nezha_Maincat joke
“Theres nothing you need to defend yourself from.” “You punched me in the face”
nice pfp
"it rhymes with mat..."
My last brain cells:batttt
“We still haven’t found the fourth one. still cooking” and
“What kind of sandwich is this? It.. rhymes with mat” got me 😂😂
Sylvia is the Cartman personification of, "I'll feed you your parents."
It's the dedication to seasoning the pets before feeding them to your target that really makes us all love with this character.
Gotta make it apatizing otherwise they won't take a bite.
The fact that she's a Hufflepuff makes it ten thousand times funnier 😂😂😂
Damn, Umbridge actually taught something useful. Throw hands no jutsu
Even after being hit some times she was willing to serve a sandwich, this is a true chaotic evil Hufflepuff student xD
With a lil just a tiny bit of cat and rat poison
Never overlook a Hufflepuff we may be loyal but that doesn't make us doormats
Justice served in Hufflepuff way : food and comfort
Chaotic evil Hufflepuff- I love it. We need more of this character.
"Mhh smells nice what meat is this?"
" it rhymes with mat"
😂😂😂
It was obviously bat meat 🙄😂
@@Gacha_Gurliescat jacka$$
@@Gacha_GurliesIt’s “cat” 👀
she knows..@@thatMXTXkindaperson
@@thatMXTXkindaperson"don't talk about the meat but eat it" Slyvia says menacingly
“Eh… still cooking” 🤣 had me on the floor in seconds
"Still cooking" with the accent was hilarious 😂
Ok, I love how she’s wearing a Hufflepuff robe.😂
Lol yeah that’s definitely not the house she belongs in 😂
Yeah the internalized rage of the Hufflepuff member is a menace when released
you cannot cinvince me shes not a chaotic evil hufflepuff try me i dare u
she is a hufflepuff
Well, people tend to underestimate Hufflepuffs. Hard work, dedication, and patience are part of Hufflepuff's traits. Now imagine these traits used for evil.
"If you please stop punching- au!... ÆÆÆÆ---"
💀💀💀
She NEVER fails to make me laugh
“It rhymes with… mat..” that made me laugh so bad!😂
It could be bat sprinkled with covid
@@JessicaLiu-up9ni Or rat
WHWT RHYMES WITH MAT 😭
@@Stars.and.PixelsCould be rat
Im pretty sure its cat- since the cats r seasoned and cooked😍 and yummy in mi mi tummi
How nice of her to find some bats to cook and give to Professor Umbrige. She’s making her diet more of a variety 👏
And now Umbrige got the rona-
Dungeon bat?
I thought it was the missing cat she cooked. 😅
@imnotmarthastewart8120 no shit, Sherlock. Kinda obvious when she said "still cooking"
Think it’s a rat unless it is a mortis bat which is poisonous
"Still cooking" still makes me smile so much😂
When Sylvia is your friend you don't need a enemy 💀
Professor Umbridge, I'll make you a sandwitch! If you please stop punching- OWW!" 🤣🤣🤣
@Putnamehere204no, it’s AH! ÆUUUUU
AWWWWOO
AAAAHOWW
‘I’ll make you a sandwich’
‘If you please stop punching m- ow!!’
‘AWUUUUU’
Please I’m dead 😭😂
380 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that.
Absolutely😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Same
Me too
I literally sat there going, "What rhymes with mat? Also what happened to the fourth- OOH." 😭
the outraged "YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!" 😂😂
This is literally the most wholesome thing Sylvia has ever made
WHOLESOME?!?! SHE SEASONED AND COOKES FOUR CATS!!! hehehehehhehe
In the name of self-defence. It was to make sure she didn't punch her again after Umb*tch recovered.
@@frogdinos2419she's done way worse
@@BurnadaKnigter BAHHAHHHA
Cooking someone's pet and feeding it to them to mend the relationship
Gotta remember that for my next ttrpg session
"it's still cooking" got me rolling 😂
How is it that i didn’t find your chanel earlier
One of your shorts almost made me choke to death holy shit this is hilarious
Sylvia took necessary steps to protect her friends. True Hufflepuff loyalty
"We still haven't found the fourth one"
Her: Still cooking 😊
The cut offs ate perfect 😭😭
"Its cooking" and "It ryhmes with mat.." got me on the floor dying
“There’s nothing for you to defend yourself against”
“You punched me in the face 😭” got me
"still cooking"
Low key best punchline
"What kind of meat is this"
"It ryms with mat "
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Silvia is a Voldemort level threat
The hufflepuff tie makes this so much better
You never know what we are capable of 😂
Still waters lie deep.
Never ever mess with the "innocent" and "calm" hufflepuff
Adult Hufflepuffs have never been arrested for murder (with some exceptions), not because none of them have ever done so, but because all Hufflepuffs have some magical plant or beast in their yards that can make a body disappear better than any spell, and since they did not use their wands to destroy the evidence, their casting records never reveal anything incriminating.
I love how you’re Hufflepuff it just makes it even better 😂😂😂😂😂
She's loyal...to herself.
''It rhymes with mat''😂
i just noticed sylvia drinking bath water LOL
I love how problematic and chaotic
this is
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make a evil Hufflepuff.
I like the implication that silvia has access to the kitchens where the house elves are so scared of her they become acomplasses
"If youd please stop punchi-" *punch* au! UUUUUUUUAAAAHHHH
"We still haven't found the fourth."
"Still cooking."
Okay I completely understand your reaction to Umbridge, BUT WHAT THE HELL DID THE CATS DO?!!
I know right!!!!
Just reminding a certain cat lady where she belongs…
Being too tasty
Them dog on cats were evil as hell!!!!!
They were there. I have a similar mentality: you push me for enough, and I won't just go after you: I'll go after your bloodline. That's the best vengeance right there: you wipe out their entire BLOODLINE when they piss you off. Completely exterminate their entire genetic sequence all because one person stepped out of line one time. It's the ultimate power play.