Breaking the Law... but as a Vegetable?
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
- Tax Evasion is a Difficult Procedure! It requires Dedication, Focus, People skills and above all else... Tearing up Pieces of Paper.
Let's see just how much we can get away with before we have to face the consequences of our own actions.
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also there's this...
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#windette #turnip #highlights
Betcha had no idea the entire first half of the video was like that hey?
They say good work goes unnoticed... SO I FIXED THAT BY POINTING MY SUFFERING OUT!! xD
Let me know what game I should cover next...
hopefully THIS TIME I'll avoid such a huge mistake
Please check out "Eastward" next. It's such a charming pixel rpg and the visuals are stunning.
I would like to see you cover TUNIC.
@Angus Petrie Playing it as we speak actually... not sure if I'd make a video on it given how it's a roguelike. So maybe an explained in insults?
@@samb9694 Eastward... never heard of it but alright you have my attention
@@pepeilegal8191 Sounds almost rustic... okay I'm curious at least
Hollow knight players realizing they can’t use shade cloak and ddark i frames to evade their taxes.
Only casuals cannot do such a thing
Have you considered wearing "dash-master"?
@@win2ette Tax: Law-damage type.
Cannot be evaded by i-frames. THAT IS TAX EVASION.
@@win2ette The the legends. The dash-master charm user versus the tax-master charm user. Who will get the 1$? Lets find out in the next weeks episode of tax haters vs tax makers!
Goddam it. Why do I do this to myself.
@@win2ette did you read any of the LORE?
Just so you know, there's a difference ending and boss fight if you find and destroy every document in the game.
I was confused when he didn't get that. Had no idea that was optional.
I like how half of this is literally just Wimdy shouting "HYA" while cutting grass
HYA!
@@win2ette HYA
*cuts grass*
@@themaskedman2323 HYA
*H Y A*
This is what I would call unscripted chaos keep at it Windy.
aye aye
@@win2ette this is translated to ‘world life’
@@win2ette didn’t even fight true final boss lol
Even just the first few minutes bring me so much joy
Recording this was beyond fun, you have no idea xD
@@win2ette watched the whole thing and I can imagine it was, made me smile the whole vid long
The only time turnip boy says something is when that one discord kitten annoys him. He says "Stop"
10/10 Lawnmower. Someone give him a raise
The transition trips/dashes were so cute. What a great way to transition between stuff.
I Wonder when he will see the hidden lore
@@riroufudo What do you think this is? A mossbag video? xD
I dunno i just said it wouldve been funny for him to slowly realise turnip boi killed the Last human on earth and other things
I would absolutely love to see you break at Superliminal. It’s not hard or scary, it’s just so trippy lol
yeah! I've seen full playthroughs of the game sadly so nothing will be a surprise, but it's a nice idea
@@win2ette That makes me genuinely kinda sad, but I’m glad you know the mind fuckery this game puts you through lol
I went through the game playing as someone named Jeffrey Goatfer and by the end Jeff realized that his mind didn't hold the limits of what he could and couldn't do and that he wasn't really Jeffrey Goatfer, but decided that he liked being him.
there's another ending to this game. tear up every piece of paper you find
When you realise there’s a true ending by finding all of the documents and rip them up
Windette is the incarnation if my last brain cell
You should definitely go for the 100% on this one. It's well worth it. Not even for a video or anything.
Hahaha the transitions were really greatly made and were appreciated ! Really nice job, it was a really enjoyable video !!! Thanks !
when you trip so hard you end up in a completely new area of the game
he sounds SO CUTE when mowing grass, doesn't even look like the guy that insults everyone including god in his main channel
15:04 *raging at the missed weeds by the portal*
You missed the true ending. You have to rip up every single document and beat Mayor onion again to get it.
I didn't do it on video in case there's a soul out there who actually WANTS to get the game and do it themselves like I did off-screen (rip radishes)
@@win2ette Understandable. Have a nice day Windy!
Some moments in Windette videos make the best reaction images imaginable
man, sure hope the boy doesn't rob a bank
gosh i loved the editing tricks you used in this one, particularly the trip transitions between screens! never got old XD
since you're still lookin for game recommendations, how about Stray? i know literally everyone on the platform is playing it right now but I'd love to see a vid from you on it if you haven't already played it off-screen. other than that, i'll once again recommend Stardew and Deltarune. really enjoying these sorts of playthrough vids windy, cant wait to see more!
so, I've played through all of undertale and REALLY wanna wait till deltarune is FULLY released before I play it.
Stardew is a brilliant game that I have sunk many hours into so I suppose I could make a video on it like this yeah!
aaaaand... stray...
no... there's... nothing of substance to that game sadly so making a video on it would feel... tiring I imagine
@@win2ette i totally understand the mentality with deltarune and i applaud your patience honestly
thought on it a bit more and i could also highly recommend the portal games, theyre def my favorite games of all time, and my sister's been playing a game called Ender Lillies which she says is kinda reminiscent of Hollow Knight. sorry if im overwhelming you with options haha just figured id bring em up as they come to mind
Sign: "go WEST"
Windette: * heads East *
12:29 "f-ck bunnies"
Internet: "Way ahead of you"
"HYA HYA WYAH HYA WHOAAAAAAAA-"
- Windette channeling his Inner Sly.
We knew you were a vegetable anyway
what's that supposed to mean huh?! Picking fun are we?! *(two can play at that game >:D)*
I wasn’t implying anything!
Lettuce see your evidence that I was!
@@bigde8538 I BeLEAF you were making some form of insinuation, perhaps on my mental capacity or my ability to apPear like im nothing more than vegetation
Oh, I see I was being RADISHally inconsiderate now. Sorry, if idve known the comment would TURNIP being offensive, I would’ve BEAN more thoughtful.
10:19 since cat always land on their feets, and the toast side that you put jelly or something on always fall on that so when you combine two things you get a spining ball of chaos
Are you gonna go back to fight the true final boss? You gotta rip up every law abiding document you can find. Hey retalking to all the veggies
now rip the rest of the documents and get the secret ending
Roger that, rip radishes
u missed the secret ending u get by ripping up every single piece of paper in the game
Windette is the ultimate comfort streamer
omfg he actually rolled his r's for the purrfect
*stares at sign saying "west - forgotten forest"*
"wow I finally know where to go, that didn't take forever or anything"
*proceeds to go East*
I love how wind2tte used the same accent for every single character as I did
that's how you know we ballin
frickin best lawn mower ever! Give me him I'll pay him!!!
Absolutely love the new content and can't wait for whatever your next video will be! Always a pleasure to see amazing shit made by an amazing person.
With your videos/editing and commentary i do not understand how your main Chanel doesn‘t have at least 1 mil subs, you‘re doing great work, keep it up and don‘t forget your own health...
This is one of my favorite games, and they’re making a sequel where you rob a bank
“Tax evasion.”
I will now watch with great interest.
Deep rock galatics prequel
"Space Lawn Care"
Where you play as a onion who goses to world's to clean them and to fight off swarms of irs agents
I really enjoyed the way you jump cut to cutting each blade of grass and your away of editing quick travel into the game. It was all very amusing!
Well hello there.
Good to know that you're alive
o7 hi sorry xD been swamping myself in international travel and writing scripts that go for THIRTY F**KING MINUTES so keep ur eyes peeled on the main channel
@@win2ette,will do
"I'm going to break the law... Be Right Back!"
I love this dumb style, make more like it, Choo Choo Charles when it comes out early December
Watching windette yell “HYA” and commit multiple crimes as a turnip had made my day.
I just loooooved this video ! Cool to see other games with the windette’s style attached to it. Btw thank you for making my day better ❤️
I love that he reads a sign syaing forbidden forest is West and immediately goes Easr
im directionally challenged
I LOVE THIS!!!! For any suggestions I would give would probably be "Blazing Beaks" although it is a rouge like and doesn't have much story it has a very similar art style to this game. My only other suggestion would probably be "Teardown", its a game that I think you would love with mass destruction, hug explosions, and bananas worth $500. Either way, if you do or don't play either of these games, I LOVE ALL OF YOUR CONTENT, SO KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK TURNIP MAN!!!
Ooooh teardown sounds VERY intriguing! I like!
i love how i can feel the degradation of windette's sanity
Thank you windette for using the mini wind up Mario game theme
Windette is just getting practice in for his irl run of this, that'll make for an interesting video! Great vid Windette!
WINDY YOU MISSED THE FINAL BOSS. DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT
Glad you enjoyed the game!!!!! It's beautifully, purely, crack.
I'd still recommend "Chicory: A Colourful Tale" but it's lore heavy, though you do have the ability to draw anything so, :)))))). Also, "Haiku" is good, similar to a more pixelated hollow knight along with some genuinely difficult bosses
hollow knight players after they realize they can't memorize the government's attack patterns after triggering the irs bossfight
Wimdy = handsome dad lad. No other way to look at it.
0:05
Please Odin, give mě strenght
The "Yah, Yah, Yah" was funny
The king of grass% may have a challenger to the throne
If you talk to the cranberry after ripping up the drawing, turnip boy does actually say something
stop.
@@win2ette yes.
Also wanted to let you know your video is the reason I went back and played this game lol
Now get the true ending by ripping up all the documents, also smack the big nuke at the bottom of the mafia base thing where you fight mayor onion
The taxes of Isacc
half this video is just ''HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA''
and its absolutely hillarious
HYA!
14:15
EEEEEEAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH
-Windette, 2022
Windette, there’s an alternate true ending, to get it, you must find each and every single piece of paper, manual, books, etc… and RIP IT, search every nook and cranny and make sure any papers relatively close to the law are ripped up and burnt to the ground, once you do that you’ll unlock the secret true ending, I will let you find out the rest by yourself since I don’t want to spoil it
Frick bunnies?? Okay... if you say so...
Great content as always Wimdy
Alternate Title: Windy the Lawnmower
Fertilizer: Making things grow like CRAZY!
Why does Mayor Onion want this?
____
CAPITALISM
Maybe I should start becoming a lawnmower with my *SECRET* soil sword
You should play terraria! It’s a fun game just kinda hard to start and quite long but the satisfaction of beating it is just not able to be put into words
1:04 windy rolling his r's is not something i knew i need till now
hahahaha what xD
@@win2ette your reaction to this comment is quite funny to me because I can feel the energy of the nervous laugh into the dead “what-“ it has main character movie energy
@@cairoraiser9338 I AM NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!
You never beat the final boss
You didn't even get the true ending.
14:08 Me (who has 100% this game): that’s no mushroom…
I just got home from a shit day
I needed this wimdy
Windette discibes my entire personality just through his
Bro didn’t even get the true ending
Fun fact
If you destroy qll of the documents you'll get an entire different final boss and ending
About that style of videos... Chaos, as expected. And I love it :)
Video game reccomendation: Everhood is an interesting RPG that lookis like rhythm game, sounds like rhytm game, behaves like rhythm game... But int not rhythm game, it's more bullet-hell. Also you're vibing like constantly, so please check it out, it's worth it!
Another game is Omori but only if you have like 30h to spare (actually 60-80 if you're going to 100%)
slime rancher you are surrounded by happiness balls
Windette seeing a pumpkin: "H-hewwo?"
The trip transitions were a nice touch
That “LET ME AT THEM” made me jump so hard.
This was awesome! Maybe give Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts a try? It's pretty fun, especially if your computer is actually alive enough to run it. It has a story where you absolutely tear apart a government with the power of friendship and this high end EXACTO round loaded gun you found, so maybe it could be a sequel to this!
I love all of your content, so thank you so much for making it! You actually got me into Hollow Knight, and I can't say I regret it. :D
oh i didnt know there was a fake ending, i thought the true ending was inevitable.
Yess I was hoping this video would come this is such a Windette game
Oh no, you skipped over the song in the end credits. It's such a banger
copywright ;-;
why do vegetables broke the law
hmm yes, ingrish
cutting grass to your hearts content, the turnip boy experience
Windette had 2 to -2 brain cells in this video. Why🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Wait till wimdy sees theres a sequel now where you rob a bank..
Bro rip up all the papers for a cool easter egg
noita it you will enjoy it
if u have a friend u should the “we were here” series it requires teamwork (which im sure would be fun to see u try)
I was there on that stream when windette got that game! I knew a video on it would come out soon!
Im sad he didnt find the nuke in the basement
Welp, I already love this channel
Grounded would be a chaotic game to watch you play play
Just wanted to put this out there.
Finding and tearing up every document grants you access to... something.. after defeating Mayor Onion.
It's (probably) worth it!
I am also a crime committing vegetable
Windette sakupen circles simulator the way he be saying ya ya ya ya ya. Ya yaaa yaa yaa .y y y y y y y
please play the expansion and the true ending as a small bonus video
entered thinking that this was a Judas priest cover D: