Top 10 Dumbest Tweets - Part 18

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  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 7 років тому +240

    I love the sarcasm levels this guy reaches in these videos 😂😂😂

  • @garlicbread27
    @garlicbread27 8 років тому +390

    Bone Apple tea? I prefer boneless watermelon tea

  • @encyclopedia7116
    @encyclopedia7116 8 років тому +221

    Can I have a seedless chicken? #SeedlessChicken

  • @laurenrebekah2308
    @laurenrebekah2308 8 років тому +57

    I think she confused astronauts with Argonauts which were in Greek mythology

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 років тому +20

      Lauren Rebekah Nah, no way she could be smart enough to know Greek mythology. She meant astronaut.

    • @Jesusfreak323
      @Jesusfreak323 6 років тому +2

      Sorry but there talking about the moon

    • @astorrar3476
      @astorrar3476 5 років тому +2

      Probaly yeah I didn't think of that

    • @astorrar3476
      @astorrar3476 5 років тому +2

      @@PunakiviAddikti half true

  • @arianycabrera7266
    @arianycabrera7266 8 років тому +273

    10 years from now: Dumb Tweets part 10045

  • @shaydz4711
    @shaydz4711 7 років тому +39

    It's on the 4th of July,
    now
    WHERES MY BONELESS WATERMELON

  • @fluffycatfilmz2319
    @fluffycatfilmz2319 8 років тому +241

    I feel like a smart person after watching this

    • @saltypyrotato
      @saltypyrotato 8 років тому +10

      if you feel stupid, remember these people

    • @ThatOneCryptid
      @ThatOneCryptid 8 років тому +20

      don't you mean "peepoles"

    • @kittencritter7914
      @kittencritter7914 8 років тому

      Me too XD we're geniuses compared to these people XD

    • @abigailstewart8187
      @abigailstewart8187 8 років тому

      +Kitten Critter ok that was borderline rude

    • @kittencritter7914
      @kittencritter7914 8 років тому

      Heather Campbell-Stewart I didn't mean to be :( Sorry :(

  • @Santiortegaa
    @Santiortegaa 8 років тому +75

    Im Spanish and i laughed when the ebola one make a yo grandma joke

    • @kmnco8
      @kmnco8 8 років тому

      SuperPS4 Gamer XD

    • @miaramage6177
      @miaramage6177 6 років тому

      SuperPS4 Gamer The language in this one. Part French and speak Spanish and just 'bone Apple tea' ... 😂

    • @ghiecantar3560
      @ghiecantar3560 6 років тому

      Bon appetit

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss 6 років тому

      Same

  • @breannaroth5572
    @breannaroth5572 8 років тому +123

    "Do you guys remember when I used to be sane? I remember, it was a good time" 😂😂

  • @spongebobsquarepants2944
    @spongebobsquarepants2944 8 років тому +126

    i suddenly feel smarter

    • @singhzen
      @singhzen 8 років тому

      That what she said

    • @warriorsofart352
      @warriorsofart352 8 років тому +1

      +Zen Zap over used and makes no sense (I always do that to)

    • @singhzen
      @singhzen 8 років тому

      +Captain Core Gaming that's not what she said 😦

    • @vnslora
      @vnslora 8 років тому +6

      ...well your name is spongebob squarepants so you sure aren't

    • @melodygibson3909
      @melodygibson3909 8 років тому

      ikr

  • @BrooklynStevenson
    @BrooklynStevenson 6 років тому +48

    God damn I'm up at 130 A.M. and wondering why girls be going to yogurt class and shit and not be eating yogurt

  • @mojoyomo2174
    @mojoyomo2174 8 років тому +370

    In number 9's defense, grandma in Spanish is "abuela".

    • @kaitlyn6568
      @kaitlyn6568 8 років тому +1

      Adam Efimoff

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 8 років тому +13

      makes me wonder if "grandpa" in spanish is abuelo. just a guess based off what little i know of the language

    • @ElenaRox1994
      @ElenaRox1994 8 років тому +2

      Yes it is xD

    • @nicolevalero5274
      @nicolevalero5274 7 років тому +12

      Mojo Yomo i mean yes, obviously but, like how do you confuse abuela with ebola

    • @mercedesmarcelino421
      @mercedesmarcelino421 7 років тому

      Mojo Yomo true true. they look the same a bit

  • @chewitmerchant8901
    @chewitmerchant8901 8 років тому +368

    I think, in 2017, July 4th will be on christmas

    • @mojoyomo2174
      @mojoyomo2174 8 років тому +7

      Ax If that's true, Christmas has a 1039919273739101.02% chance of falling on Halloween

    • @chewitmerchant8901
      @chewitmerchant8901 8 років тому +1

      Mojo Yomo *Takes of glasses* Holy shit...

    • @sirtetris
      @sirtetris 8 років тому

      omg I found my twin

    • @bubblebubblena4501
      @bubblebubblena4501 8 років тому +2

      Ax omg me too but I was like it can be in Christmas first the Halloween lollll me ares is smartz

    • @fairypeyton
      @fairypeyton 8 років тому +1

      omG yES!!11!! I WaS tHiNkInG tHe SaMe ThInG!!!!11!11!!!1

  • @kie1878
    @kie1878 8 років тому +67

    I think this 4th of July will be on march 35th 2036!

    • @Hyperfyre
      @Hyperfyre 8 років тому +2

      You think? I know!

    • @mahdiabdul-jabbar9365
      @mahdiabdul-jabbar9365 8 років тому

      KieranD9503 hehe

    • @kie1878
      @kie1878 8 років тому +1

      Slimefyre i heard it could be march 40th so I'm not 100% sure

    • @Hyperfyre
      @Hyperfyre 8 років тому +1

      KieranD9503 Yeah.. Good point. Im like... 70% percent it could be on the 35th, but then again, im like 40% it could happen on the 40th.

    • @kie1878
      @kie1878 8 років тому +1

      Slimefyre i mean its been july 4th every time, i think we're overdue for a change any time now

  • @lukegibson6044
    @lukegibson6044 7 років тому +102

    If skin color was a choice I'd be a rainbow.

  • @peytonharrington4065
    @peytonharrington4065 8 років тому +107

    Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the Moon.
    Neil A.
    Read it backwards.
    Were we sending him to the moon or BACK to the moon?

  • @imp360
    @imp360 8 років тому +62

    the fourth of July will of course happen on June 35th. duh.

    • @jeremyneil1125
      @jeremyneil1125 8 років тому +1

      Awesome 👏😏

    • @mojoyomo2174
      @mojoyomo2174 8 років тому +3

      imp360 That sounds epic. I can't wait for Valentine's Day either. November 91st FTW!

    • @cari1955
      @cari1955 8 років тому +1

      imp360 and Christmas will fall on Thanksgiving

    • @korrupt7151
      @korrupt7151 8 років тому +1

      Okay, so new years eve is on January 366
      Wow, I never heard, I always thought November 61, god people are confusing

    • @ieatrocks8318
      @ieatrocks8318 7 років тому +2

      The world will end Christmas day on the 333/3/33

  • @ryanxvel
    @ryanxvel 8 років тому +168

    Neil Armstrong
    Neil.A
    Backward
    Alien
    BOOM
    EXPOSED

  • @freycossy
    @freycossy 5 років тому +12

    To be fair, the girl in #1 could have been a leapling... Wait, no, then she'd have been alive for 72 years! 🤔

  • @brucesims3255
    @brucesims3255 8 років тому +141

    I'm guessing the 4 of July will fall on 16/16/16

    • @ScorpMatoro
      @ScorpMatoro 8 років тому +4

      Pirate Bear I think 9/11/2002

    • @simpaldom7720
      @simpaldom7720 8 років тому +4

      Pirate Bear wait 16/16/16 1(6)/1(6)/1(6) 666 SIX SIX SIX DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL

    • @Bayville2421
      @Bayville2421 7 років тому

      Pirate Bear 13/13/13

    • @brucesims3255
      @brucesims3255 7 років тому +2

      I'm waiting for my boneless watermelon

    • @ieatrocks8318
      @ieatrocks8318 7 років тому

      The world will end Halloween on the 333/33/3333

  • @kawiibunny6555
    @kawiibunny6555 8 років тому +397

    I would like a boneless watermelon #BonelessWatermelon

    • @appulgtfo9173
      @appulgtfo9173 8 років тому +2

      You mean seedless?

    • @elliemariexo
      @elliemariexo 8 років тому +2

      Appul Gtfo No, boneless.

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 8 років тому +2

      I prefer bones-in; really keeps the flavour.

    • @appulgtfo9173
      @appulgtfo9173 8 років тому

      cryoel no thanks

    • @appulgtfo9173
      @appulgtfo9173 8 років тому

      cryoel it was supposed to be a joke but I'm guessing you got triggered with a joke

  • @thekoogler6311
    @thekoogler6311 8 років тому +44

    He said unicorns aren't real. I feel offended because I am one.

  • @fatefulscars55
    @fatefulscars55 7 років тому +7

    I've watched every part of this series and this one is clearly my favorite

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 8 років тому +41

    "Bone apple tea" is A deliberate miss spelling because it is a meme, it's annoying but it's not a stupid tweet it's a stupid meme.

    • @pyrofirefoxgamer2261
      @pyrofirefoxgamer2261 8 років тому

      Mike Warnke I hate it, it's annoying

    • @natz3284
      @natz3284 8 років тому +1

      Mike Warnke the bone apple tea meme was born from someone actually accidentally misspelling it.

    • @mikewarnke404
      @mikewarnke404 8 років тому

      PyroFireFox gamer yes it is, however it is not a misspelling.

    • @pyrofirefoxgamer2261
      @pyrofirefoxgamer2261 8 років тому +2

      Mike Warnke yeah they do it on purpose

  • @carsonairyvods3008
    @carsonairyvods3008 8 років тому +25

    3:11
    Me:You having an existential crisis huh?Just go to Dan's Internet Support Group!

    • @gibbon3718
      @gibbon3718 6 років тому

      OMG, obviously they should just do that 😂😂 also awesome Username👌👌

  • @aisyahawanis3974
    @aisyahawanis3974 8 років тому +80

    IF THEY END I WILL CRY UNTIL MY TEARS WILL A BATHTUB

  • @sugarcrystal6491
    @sugarcrystal6491 7 років тому +24

    As I’m watching this, I hear my brother yell “Is black friday on thursday?... Wait Never Mind.”

  • @Echo0221
    @Echo0221 8 років тому +20

    Rip the old part 18
    Seriously the wild corn dogs and chicken permission tweets where hilarious

    • @lovelycrafters2320
      @lovelycrafters2320 8 років тому +3

      I know why was it deleted and I WANT A PART 19!!!

    • @rajasrikantharasa343
      @rajasrikantharasa343 8 років тому

      +Lovely Crafters why was it deleted

    • @thepinkbunnyempire1027
      @thepinkbunnyempire1027 8 років тому

      why

    • @lizzy7402
      @lizzy7402 8 років тому

      +Lovely Crafters why was it deleted

    • @andymurray2149
      @andymurray2149 8 років тому

      i think its because there was one about hillary clinton emails which was a joke but he didn't know it was a joke.

  • @cynthiakamau2512
    @cynthiakamau2512 7 років тому +15

    It would be funny if on their plate was a bone, apple, and to the side some tea.

  • @theyellowentity9668
    @theyellowentity9668 7 років тому +21

    Just because one has the right to internet access, doesn’t mean they should use it.

    • @MarcBienenfeld
      @MarcBienenfeld 4 роки тому +2

      Yes they should, where would I get my laughs without dumb tweets?

  • @robertfolkner9253
    @robertfolkner9253 3 роки тому +2

    In 1899, the head of the U.S. Patent Office told the president that the office ought to be abolished because “Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

  • @SpiritxEnigma
    @SpiritxEnigma 8 років тому +118

    I think Bone Apple Tea is a new trend that started because of this channel, I've seen it everywhere. 😂

    • @calebkelly3688
      @calebkelly3688 8 років тому

      Linator4 "CRode" it's bone app the teeth

    • @calebkelly3688
      @calebkelly3688 8 років тому

      Nvm I dint see that part when I commented

    • @jannapangan511
      @jannapangan511 8 років тому

      Especially on Rob Dyke's channel....

    • @NurseRatched84
      @NurseRatched84 8 років тому

      Kuro- tan Alonzo Lerone has a shirt, though.

    • @eater999
      @eater999 7 років тому +1

      ☠🍎☕️

  • @danandchristineharbour2538
    @danandchristineharbour2538 7 років тому +33

    I like my watermelon WITH bone thank you very much

  • @nachomuchacho8993
    @nachomuchacho8993 8 років тому +196

    PART 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @samuelwinter5256
    @samuelwinter5256 7 років тому +20

    3:11
    Meaning of life is 42

  • @gurglesnuff4077
    @gurglesnuff4077 8 років тому +14

    Welp the Spanish for grandma is abuela so they weren't incredibly far off

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 років тому +2

      some person Yeah, but still, how could he not know what exactly is ebola the deadly disease?

  • @dvg1737
    @dvg1737 8 років тому +415

    #DumbestTweetsPart19

    • @haydensteed3114
      @haydensteed3114 8 років тому +4

      #DumbestTweeetsPart19
      make another one!

    • @dvg1737
      @dvg1737 8 років тому +1

      Nerfherder 101 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 8 років тому

      +Nerfherder 101 love your name!

    • @dvg1737
      @dvg1737 8 років тому +1

      ***** #Yaas

    • @blockbros9299
      @blockbros9299 8 років тому +1

      #DumbestTweetsPart190

  • @kingtux542
    @kingtux542 8 років тому +550

    4th of July is always on the 4th. Can I have my boneless watermelon

  • @Ninetalespika
    @Ninetalespika 7 років тому +21

    It will fall on the 4th
    Where's my boneless watermelon

    • @ashlymenard5780
      @ashlymenard5780 6 років тому

      Ninetalespika A Pokémon fan Here it is. 🍉 You're welcome.

    • @SysterYster
      @SysterYster 6 років тому +2

      Ashly Menard
      You should have said: Here it is. 🍉 Bone Apple Tea! :D

  • @kekwneosnslekeneifkrd3536
    @kekwneosnslekeneifkrd3536 8 років тому +68

    PART 19 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

    • @ryangunn1699
      @ryangunn1699 8 років тому +1

      This is part 18

    • @Mayahiime
      @Mayahiime 8 років тому +7

      +Ryan Gunn wow...you are a genius

    • @cjbstock
      @cjbstock 8 років тому

      +Ryan Gunn... HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?😱😱😱😱

    • @leowatson2705
      @leowatson2705 8 років тому

      YAAAAAAAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAAAASSSSS

    • @nealwolf9106
      @nealwolf9106 8 років тому

      +Abdulaziz Kodirov This exact same argument was in another thread; according to the details, there was a technical problem with the original part 18 and it will be re-released, likely as part 19

  • @ssans501
    @ssans501 8 років тому +62

    Omg it's like 1 AM and I'm trying not to laugh😂😅😄..... Everyone "bone Apple tea" on ur "boneless watermelons" at "yogurt class"!!!! 😂

    • @Icysnowman256
      @Icysnowman256 8 років тому +2

      Ya I'm watching this around midnight and I don't wanna wake up my family but it's sooo funny :D

    • @smolbrey
      @smolbrey 8 років тому

      What? Its 7am, not 1am.

    • @4dra
      @4dra 8 років тому

      There's a differnet time in each country

    • @talonumi91
      @talonumi91 8 років тому

      +AwesomeSkye707 i'm 12 and i know what time zones are and i'm guessing you are 16 or 17 so why don't you know

    • @siernacummings3699
      @siernacummings3699 8 років тому +1

      +Awesome Sky and here we have a dumb 8 year old on the Internet.
      +Adhan Miah you mean time zones

  • @justpeachy_420
    @justpeachy_420 8 років тому +52

    THE 4 OF JULY FALLS ON 16/16/16!!! DUH! SO BONE APPLE TEA!!

  • @kathleenfoster227
    @kathleenfoster227 4 роки тому +2

    I am worried about Danny's sarcasm to many thick people. Can you imagine a few years down the line when the kids grow up not understanding humour and sarcasm and anything else for that matter. Oh my lord I don't pray but I think I'm going to start 😩😭

  • @reese8217
    @reese8217 8 років тому +70

    Grandma in Spanish is abuela, not ebola XD

  • @malcolmwallace-south9275
    @malcolmwallace-south9275 7 років тому +61

    Who is watching this in 2018

  • @CharlotteEveline
    @CharlotteEveline 4 роки тому +3

    "The Olympics might have to be canceled because of Ebola"
    2020: pfft Ebola is old news I canceled the entire world

  • @conradwalsh1110
    @conradwalsh1110 7 років тому +1

    I imagined the queen sitting in a fancy restraunt and a waiter came out and placed her dish in front of her. "Bone apple tea," said the waiter. "I ordered lentil soup," said the queen.

  • @ac-ye6sf
    @ac-ye6sf 8 років тому +120

    Unicorns are real... i would know. I am one. You have offended me in so many ways. I am the slayin' unicorn and you will feel my wrath!

    • @leoniebeaugeard9280
      @leoniebeaugeard9280 7 років тому +3

      Audrey Cupit ikr so offensive

    • @monch2277
      @monch2277 7 років тому +2

      IKR IMMA UNICORN AND PROUD

    • @goldenskiezsub
      @goldenskiezsub 7 років тому +1

      Audrey Cupit And iisuperwomanii is one too!

    • @antiburzum
      @antiburzum 7 років тому +1

      Audrey Cupit hey I'm a unicorn too
      Unicorns unite to slay the disbelievers and become the rulers of earth and Arcadia! !!!!!!!😠

    • @victorromero4390
      @victorromero4390 7 років тому

      Audrey Cupit unicorns can’t type because no arms

  • @Phoenix-lb2bw
    @Phoenix-lb2bw 4 роки тому +3

    The idea for the horror game granny came from tweet 9. A killer grandma. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @UserUser-im7cf
    @UserUser-im7cf 8 років тому +427

    I know probably only like 10 people will read this but who reads this I hope you have the best day ever

    • @Yasmine-eo8vd
      @Yasmine-eo8vd 8 років тому +2

      thanks. where in the world are you right now because…. its not day yet…… its only 11:30 at night

    • @UserUser-im7cf
      @UserUser-im7cf 8 років тому

      +Xo- Yasmine yeah me to but it's for tomorrow

    • @minialpacasfui7280
      @minialpacasfui7280 8 років тому

      +Xo- Yasmine where I am its yesterday

    • @morailiette7868
      @morailiette7868 8 років тому +1

      Thanks! :D

    • @davidramirez150
      @davidramirez150 8 років тому +1

      Thanks!👌👍

  • @GuineaPup
    @GuineaPup 7 років тому +2

    "Choosing to log into Twitter, and *_Spewing_* ignorance."
    Me: …
    -Image in my head- 🍓
    Me: No…
    -Wyatt meows-
    -Laptop opens up UA-cam-
    Me:NO…
    -Searches SUPERFRUIT-
    Me:NO IM TOO OBSESSED…
    -Sings to the SUPERFRUIT theme song-

  • @jamiechaos6911
    @jamiechaos6911 8 років тому +19

    4th of July falls on the 4th. Where's my boneless watermelon? And can we have a part 19?

  • @ls-gc1ht
    @ls-gc1ht 8 років тому +77

    Fourth of July is always on Friday can I have my boneless watermelon I hate when their is bones in it

    • @khyatibhavsar411
      @khyatibhavsar411 8 років тому

      hahaha

    • @stephaniekeene9859
      @stephaniekeene9859 8 років тому

      yeah bro lol

    • @Kutn
      @Kutn 8 років тому

      +iKittyGalaxi he's just kidding don't get so butthurt

    • @remibrooks5994
      @remibrooks5994 8 років тому +1

      No, it wasn't a joke. You can clearly see that he wasn't joking. So don't get so triggered

    • @stephaniekeene9859
      @stephaniekeene9859 8 років тому

      I'm out of this conversation

  • @infordel5950
    @infordel5950 8 років тому +9

    Number 1 she could of been born on a leap year

  • @Elisabeth-me7dj
    @Elisabeth-me7dj 6 років тому +2

    my worst moment was when i said "but what if Friday 13th falls on halloween one year?"
    in my defense it was really late

  • @brycekloeckener2165
    @brycekloeckener2165 8 років тому +13

    The number one girl is 18 apparently...I hope to God that the baby she's holding in the picture is her little brother or something...if not...was dad drinking again? (yes, I know this is a bit offensive)

    • @larisa8856
      @larisa8856 8 років тому

      The Harmless Rabbit but she would still age cause people that are born on February 29th celebrate their birthday on February 28th or March 1st.

  • @spaguccii
    @spaguccii 8 років тому +50

    umm... idk maybe the 4th will happen on the 873rd?

    • @kenziemcdougall508
      @kenziemcdougall508 8 років тому

      lol or maybe the 5th because that might be unlucky

    • @matthewpugh2690
      @matthewpugh2690 8 років тому

      I think it might be on the 548th or something

    • @spaguccii
      @spaguccii 8 років тому

      +Marl Pugh oh yeah that makes more sense

    • @eggfool1428
      @eggfool1428 8 років тому

      no it will be on the 123786th

    • @hashtagsk8er53
      @hashtagsk8er53 8 років тому

      no itll be july 13,1775

  • @ayamclarty7095
    @ayamclarty7095 6 років тому +3

    “Bone apple tea!”
    “No I prefer my apple tea boneless thanks”

  • @SevenEleven36
    @SevenEleven36 7 років тому +12

    1:39 that gave me nightmares

    • @strangechild3700
      @strangechild3700 7 років тому

      LittleLexiPro I clicked that and fell off my chair 😂😂

    • @selly407
      @selly407 6 років тому +3

      Ash Vs evil dead 😀

  • @thesnailphilosopher
    @thesnailphilosopher 8 років тому +8

    I trolled my friend by saying what if the 4th of July falls on Friday the 13th and she actually took me seriously 😒

  • @nealwolf9106
    @nealwolf9106 8 років тому +20

    bone Apple tea might've been an Autocorrect... maybe...

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 8 років тому

      was thinking the same thing too.

    • @jarnedewitte2496
      @jarnedewitte2496 8 років тому

      maybe an ironic tweet

    • @chany1028
      @chany1028 8 років тому +2

      what if it's just a joke? i do that all the time!!

    • @kxroq
      @kxroq 8 років тому +1

      Well, as he has said in many videos there is no way bon appetite could autocorrect to bone apple tea

    • @louiejones4725
      @louiejones4725 8 років тому +2

      or a pun...

  • @folks3864
    @folks3864 8 років тому +24

    I think saying "bone apple tea" is a joke :/ I mean, they know it is actually bon appetite (I can't spell XD)

    • @pineapplehexanoate6814
      @pineapplehexanoate6814 8 років тому

      its spelled correctly, the e just needs an accent

    • @nicjolly3475
      @nicjolly3475 8 років тому

      appetit* - You say it "Bon-ape-tee"

    • @ahmadogletree7879
      @ahmadogletree7879 8 років тому

      Nic Jolly, it's (Bone-app-eh-teet) Learn French and pronunciations. Tyo Men

    • @folks3864
      @folks3864 8 років тому

      Nic Jolly Ik :)

    • @josephhughes1325
      @josephhughes1325 8 років тому

      Ahmad Player of Games No he got it right, you got it wrong so maybe you should learn french

  • @RoamingMushroom
    @RoamingMushroom 5 років тому +8

    # 1 actually makes sense Bc she is saying that she turned 18 1 and a half years ago
    Like if that makes sense and to let me know that I’m not crazy 😂❤️💜

    • @adelest9500
      @adelest9500 5 років тому

      It makes sense to me, she probably meant to say that she's been an adult for a year and a half.

    • @stevenwilliams3038
      @stevenwilliams3038 4 роки тому

      I aggree, but she needs to lean to spell club. Unless she ment clubbbb

  • @someonestolemykidneys5694
    @someonestolemykidneys5694 8 років тому +20

    42!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference

    • @gamerxx4375
      @gamerxx4375 8 років тому

      Ultimate Potato I get it as well

    • @eligoldman9790
      @eligoldman9790 8 років тому

      Me as well

    • @miskar8720
      @miskar8720 8 років тому

      Thatrandomgamer :D OMG! (iistereeg Found) wow someone else realised that too.

    • @mileenaandscorpionfan4110
      @mileenaandscorpionfan4110 7 років тому

      Thatrandomgamer :D 42 is the meaning of damn life!!!

    • @gamerxx4375
      @gamerxx4375 7 років тому

      Not only life but the answer to life than universe and everything

  • @gothkasa352
    @gothkasa352 8 років тому +20

    When he said about the women who's been 18 a year and a half, she could have been born on 29th of February
    BOOM!

    • @aa3
      @aa3 8 років тому

      aa3
      Okay 18x4=72 so that means she's technically 70ish and owning a Twitter account is kind of odd then.
      1초 전•

    • @dperry_319
      @dperry_319 8 років тому +4

      She can't be born on February 29 though, the comment was left in 2016, 18/19 years ago she was born, which is in 1997/1998. Neither of those years is a leap year.

    • @shannon8904
      @shannon8904 8 років тому

      ...

    • @leowatson2705
      @leowatson2705 8 років тому

      ...

    • @user-ue3gx8nu1t
      @user-ue3gx8nu1t 8 років тому

      ...

  • @mollieeeee0562
    @mollieeeee0562 8 років тому +42

    When is the next part lol

  • @katlyndemerchant886
    @katlyndemerchant886 7 років тому +2

    "I love you Ebola!" "Can I come to your house this weekend, Ebola?"

  • @kaylingardner_
    @kaylingardner_ 8 років тому +64

    part 19 plz

  • @LeeTheSquid
    @LeeTheSquid 8 років тому +34

    i wonder what day of the month christmas will be on this year

  • @jonahchurch6761
    @jonahchurch6761 6 років тому +7

    6:01 she might of been born on February 29th

  • @AtomicQBomb
    @AtomicQBomb 8 років тому +2

    I'm gonna take a estimate on what day July the 4th will be on... I want that boneless watermelon... I think it will be on the 37th of September! You know I'm right, don't you? Yes you do!

  • @fonhasuk1518
    @fonhasuk1518 8 років тому +28

    when you posted it it was on my birthday yay

  • @DrezitoC
    @DrezitoC 8 років тому +12

    Man, some boneless watermelon sounds good. Wonder what's different between boneless watermelon and watermelon.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 8 років тому +7

      Well, obviously regular watermelon has bones in it for one, that's why it's bigger.

    • @ThatOneCryptid
      @ThatOneCryptid 8 років тому +10

      watermelons with bones are from farmers who put a little BACKBONE into it. ;)

    • @ieatrocks8318
      @ieatrocks8318 7 років тому

      You clearly put a SKELETON of effort into that one, and the FRUIT of your hard work has been reaped... these puns are SPINEally going somewhere!

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 2 роки тому

      Nothing, because watermelon don’t have bones to start with.

  • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
    @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 8 років тому +5

    The Paris attacks were in 2015? God, I feel old.

  • @palmsprings4540
    @palmsprings4540 8 років тому +1

    "Honestly being black is a choice tbh so slavery was your own damn fault"
    I NEED SOMEONE'S SHOULDER TO CRY ON I FEEL OFFENDED

  • @bellathreesweetbrownies9357
    @bellathreesweetbrownies9357 8 років тому +33

    In watching this. On dec 15th 2016 an there are now 22 parts

  • @conniehawkins3938
    @conniehawkins3938 8 років тому +57

    19 19 19 19 19 reply if you agree

    • @petofisandor
      @petofisandor 8 років тому

      19

    • @kathrynwilliams7097
      @kathrynwilliams7097 8 років тому +1

      I want a part 3,000,000.

    • @archimedesquackenbush6063
      @archimedesquackenbush6063 8 років тому +1

      There's a lot of dumb tweets, but I doubt there's enough to do that many, But sure go for it, parts 19-3,000,000 please.

    • @tanyarodriguez4174
      @tanyarodriguez4174 8 років тому

      I replied.... So I agreed 😁

    • @meganlewis6530
      @meganlewis6530 8 років тому

      yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes number for number 19 number 19 number 19 number 19 year

  • @original_mr_pineapple4693
    @original_mr_pineapple4693 8 років тому +17

    You can be 18 for a year and a half... You just gotta be born on leap day/year thing idk

  • @renaydominguez2132
    @renaydominguez2132 5 років тому

    Oh my , DANNY! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE TWEETS!! THEY'RE ARE HILARIOUS!! I don't think it's a good idea for people who are that "afflicted" by so much stupidity should be on ANY kind of internet !! I just love the hell out of you, though!! Catlady Redd here again in Muncie, Indiana.

  • @inspectornigel9355
    @inspectornigel9355 8 років тому +7

    I think July 4th will fall on September 89

  • @jackstearns249
    @jackstearns249 8 років тому +49

    I think July 4th will land on July 4th next year. What do you think?

  • @visualgagging
    @visualgagging 8 років тому +6

    I think boneless means seedless, like people say boneless bananas.

    • @--46200
      @--46200 6 років тому +1

      🅱️ *oneless* 🅿️ *izza*

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 2 роки тому

      Are you f**king minding me? Also, if seedless and boneless are the same things in this case, that doesn’t work for bananas. Bananas have seeds.

    • @visualgagging
      @visualgagging 2 роки тому

      this was a long time ago but yeah from what I’ve seen on the internet I think some people/places use the word boneless to mean seedless
      i have no idea why but they do
      and they say boneless bananas in grocery stores to specify bananas which are grown without seeds in them. Yknow, so there’s a section for normal (seeded) bananas and a section for boneless (seedless) bananas

  • @meredith9452
    @meredith9452 7 років тому +1

    I told my brother about the slavery tweet and he said “well your race depends on your mom’s race” 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

  • @maythe
    @maythe 8 років тому +7

    let me describe America this year in 3 words. bone apple tea. yup.

    • @danwic
      @danwic 6 років тому

      It's My Universe someone needs to create a variety of Apple just for these morons lol

    • @evaristedelagery9440
      @evaristedelagery9440 6 років тому

      Hymne joyeux miél

    • @evaristedelagery9440
      @evaristedelagery9440 6 років тому

      what was i thinking miel has no accent on the e

  • @kjempekul8784
    @kjempekul8784 8 років тому +15

    4TH OF JULY WILL BE ON 4TH OF JULY NEXT YEAR

    • @kjempekul8784
      @kjempekul8784 8 років тому +8

      GIMMIE DAT BONELESS MELON

    • @stashatstake
      @stashatstake 8 років тому

      Berghakker Playz no shit Sherlock

    • @Niki_Ushanka
      @Niki_Ushanka 8 років тому

      Berghakker Playz no I think it would be on the July 4rd

    • @malady_73
      @malady_73 8 років тому

      Swagin' Stuff
      "4rd July"
      It's *4th of July*.

    • @ieatrocks8318
      @ieatrocks8318 7 років тому

      No kidding... this is some deep s*** right here

  • @sammyhewens5893
    @sammyhewens5893 8 років тому +4

    Hey guys, did you know that in 2019, July 4th will fall on November 14th?

  • @shababull
    @shababull 5 років тому +1

    Hi Danny, I love your video's as it's really cool listening to you explain them, especially your scary/haunted ones!! now I'm going through your dumbest Tweets collection, and can't believe these people actually have parents, or are alive in some way. how does one get this far in life, and prove they never went to school to learn life, and how to spell. too funny bro, you got to keep this up as it's very entertaining even knowing all these people are real!!! have a great weekend, and after these, have a few for me too!!!

  • @kailynnc2522
    @kailynnc2522 8 років тому +7

    The first one she could actually have been 18 for a year and a half if she was born on leap day. Then she would technically be able to be 18 for four years at max........

    • @alphadragonn3685
      @alphadragonn3685 8 років тому +1

      Um, no. She still would've been alive for more than eighteen years.

    • @jackfrost7819
      @jackfrost7819 8 років тому

      she may have ment on birthday terms

    • @alphadragonn3685
      @alphadragonn3685 8 років тому

      no shit

    • @alphadragonn3685
      @alphadragonn3685 8 років тому

      You can celebrate Feb 29th. Or March 1st.

    • @renereebster562
      @renereebster562 8 років тому +1

      But if she counted like that then she'd have to be 72 to be 18

  • @semfordyg9180
    @semfordyg9180 7 років тому +3

    The bone apple tea was a popular meme for the time the tweet went out

  • @cappin_camm
    @cappin_camm 8 років тому +22

    I thought there already was a part 18 ._.

  • @casandralieve2586
    @casandralieve2586 6 років тому

    I may or may not have cried at "she hasn't had a birthday for at least 18 months..... And she still never goes to a club...b.bbb..." DONE XD

  • @valeriefeiker767
    @valeriefeiker767 8 років тому +4

    I wonder if they got the bones out of the watermelon and put them into the bone Apple tea...

  • @danietodoroki3420
    @danietodoroki3420 8 років тому +16

    Guys after watching this, let me just say....Humanity has no future or hope, we're done. If people like these r gonna run this place then we might as well all be dead.
    They were funny but really, this is a while bew level of stupid.
    I can't even 😖😫........

  • @GabrielBadwolf
    @GabrielBadwolf 8 років тому +6

    But I want a watermelon with the bones still in it!

  • @julia-pn9we
    @julia-pn9we 5 років тому +2

    He said the dumb tweets would never end...

  • @alyssabarnes2504
    @alyssabarnes2504 8 років тому +6

    What about leap years? I'm pretty sure ppl born then only have a birthday every 3 years

    • @matheustran8009
      @matheustran8009 8 років тому

      Alyssa Barnes that would make her 73 years old

    • @kanewilliams775
      @kanewilliams775 8 років тому +1

      4 years

    • @jordanjackson788
      @jordanjackson788 8 років тому

      most people bien on Lexi days celebrate the day before and that doesn't make her 73 she ages like normal just only has the exact date every four years

  • @masomirmanic3771
    @masomirmanic3771 8 років тому +5

    the bones in bone apple tea are the watermelon bones.
    xD

  • @Sean-fz8if
    @Sean-fz8if 8 років тому +35

    didn't you already do 18? I thought you did

  • @kriber3416
    @kriber3416 7 років тому

    *#1 winner-* I've been 18 for a year and a half now.
    *Ash Ketchum-* Yea, you try being 10 for over 7 years now.

  • @avamostyn5549
    @avamostyn5549 6 років тому +5

    Do these tweets remind you of idiocracy or what?