"I told Quint, I told him, we're going to need a bigger boat. I told him. And Hooper! Hooper, he's down there in the CAGE, and he dropped his spear gun. I wouldn't have dropped the spear gun, folks, if I was in the CAGE."
Some people say hooper was always going to drop the spear gun. I say hooper is ok, maybe 50/50. But I never drop the spear gun folks, even the best spear fishers tell me I hold a spear gun the best, like better than ninety nine percent, maybe the best of all of them, I don’t know, I told hooper if it’s a female shark you gotta just grab it, it’s all you can do without the spear gun
@@mk-oc7mt I talked with the mayor, you know? He's a good guy. Wants to keep the beaches open folks. We like it when the beaches are open. Summer dollars. I said to the mayor, I played golf with him, I said see my tailor in the city. He'll get you a sports coat with anchors on it. Beautiful.
Trump is our times King Solomon and he’s writing his very own book of ecclesiastes “though all rivers Flow to the sea the sea it’s full of sharks! Very NASTY!!
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s one of the boomers who watched it when it first came out and was permanently scarred by an animatronic shark from that point forward, but he’s been able to keep his mouth shut about it until the dementia hit.
100% spot on… in that it seems like a more complicated decision than it really is… the entire lead up to Shark vs Battery was complaining how underpowered EV boats are. The battery was never powerful enough to kill everything in the ocean. Existential threats to our safety and democracy are being vastly exaggerated to scold and frighten you. Good luck 👍
@@corvacopia never specified which was which… I mean you’re getting awful pedantic. They’re collectively together this fucked up hostage situation. Neither could exist without the other as a boogeyman to cudgel support from their base… I think you maybe underestimate what it means to be at least 10 years into a world with at least two sets of facts… there’s two boats and two sharks.… if you’re ideologically a democrat Biden is the sinking electric boat and Trump the shark and if you’re ideologically republican then clearly someone else is piloting that rapidly sinking ship… right?
Everybody get an RC Hobby Toy not a Drone. And observe the airtraffic around your house. I bought a JWings Hobby rc kit, built it, and dambed, the air traffic around my house literally changed routes, it's great.
Golf Strike. The tour players found out the balls have GPSChips and the scores posted on the scoreboard are lower than the GPSchips in the golf balls. Each player on tour gets gpschipped goofballs and the golf courses have a golfball Air Traffic Contril Tower Station much like the golf course Lightening Dtection System. And Golfers can form a Strike because the gpschip goofball scoring system won't be good for golf and televised sports. Yes, GPSchipped gokf balls will take the fun out of golf for a lot of people and that means Golf Strike.
Kevin Bacon Maximum OverDrive. Maybe there scared of an RCHobby toy fleet doing a Maximum OverDrive scenario in which trumps gokf cart or yacht gets visited with RCtoys that are dangerous.
"I told Quint, I told him, we're going to need a bigger boat. I told him. And Hooper! Hooper, he's down there in the CAGE, and he dropped his spear gun. I wouldn't have dropped the spear gun, folks, if I was in the CAGE."
Some people say hooper was always going to drop the spear gun. I say hooper is ok, maybe 50/50. But I never drop the spear gun folks, even the best spear fishers tell me I hold a spear gun the best, like better than ninety nine percent, maybe the best of all of them, I don’t know, I told hooper if it’s a female shark you gotta just grab it, it’s all you can do without the spear gun
@@mk-oc7mt I talked with the mayor, you know? He's a good guy. Wants to keep the beaches open folks. We like it when the beaches are open. Summer dollars. I said to the mayor, I played golf with him, I said see my tailor in the city. He'll get you a sports coat with anchors on it. Beautiful.
The Late Great JAWS
Looking forward to the most incoherent presidential debate in US history
Nobody for President
@@quester09 where can I donate?
Trump's whole bit was to dunk on renewable energy but he just forgets that wind powered boats exist.
For like a while now. A long while.
oh wow they finally put a wind turbine on a boat? i gotta see this [/s]
Trump is our times King Solomon and he’s writing his very own book of ecclesiastes “though all rivers Flow to the sea the sea it’s full of sharks! Very NASTY!!
trump putting out best work of his rambling career.
savant level comedy writing just comepletely off the cuff...
He's watched "deep blue sea" thousands of times.
his hat is like a shark's fin!
Trump 1000% thinks Shark Tale is a documentary.
Trump saw Jaws and as he sundowns it will be his last memory.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s one of the boomers who watched it when it first came out and was permanently scarred by an animatronic shark from that point forward, but he’s been able to keep his mouth shut about it until the dementia hit.
A rare tapping into the golden era ramblings here, 2016 campaign/years 1 & 2 in office vibes
Shark won't aproach to the sinking boat otherwise they'd electrocute.
This is like Will Farell as Harry Carry on SNL
God, Trump’s dementia is so much more fun than Sleepy Joe’s.
It's because Biden is shutting down, Trump is shorting out. Like an electric boat sinking in a lake
Yeah, Biden just sort of mutters and trails off. Trump going on insane, irrelevant digressions is more interesting to listen to.
Joe's is sad....and real.
Sharks are dogs of the sea. Dolphins are the psychopaths
I'm with Donnie on this. I wouldn't want to be a shark snack either. (He's always at his best when the teleprompter goes down mid-speech.)
Wait until he hears about electric planes!
Vintage Trump. He still has a few bangers in him.
But he has a relationship with MIT so he knows what he’s talking about.
mud in trousers?
My uncle was a genius at nuclear...but I'm smarter!!
trump just described the choice between him and biden.
100% spot on… in that it seems like a more complicated decision than it really is… the entire lead up to Shark vs Battery was complaining how underpowered EV boats are. The battery was never powerful enough to kill everything in the ocean. Existential threats to our safety and democracy are being vastly exaggerated to scold and frighten you. Good luck 👍
@@chazblank2717wouldn’t the “battery” in the boat were already in, the current administration, be Biden, and the shark outside Trump?
@@corvacopia never specified which was which… I mean you’re getting awful pedantic. They’re collectively together this fucked up hostage situation. Neither could exist without the other as a boogeyman to cudgel support from their base… I think you maybe underestimate what it means to be at least 10 years into a world with at least two sets of facts… there’s two boats and two sharks.… if you’re ideologically a democrat Biden is the sinking electric boat and Trump the shark and if you’re ideologically republican then clearly someone else is piloting that rapidly sinking ship… right?
Everybody get an RC Hobby Toy not a Drone. And observe the airtraffic around your house. I bought a JWings Hobby rc kit, built it, and dambed, the air traffic around my house literally changed routes, it's great.
Oh we are SO back!
This have “windmills butcher birds” energy, but with thrice the dementia!
CHY-NA
What the fuck is bro cooking
Golf Strike. The tour players found out the balls have GPSChips and the scores posted on the scoreboard are lower than the GPSchips in the golf balls. Each player on tour gets gpschipped goofballs and the golf courses have a golfball Air Traffic Contril Tower Station much like the golf course Lightening Dtection System. And Golfers can form a Strike because the gpschip goofball scoring system won't be good for golf and televised sports. Yes, GPSchipped gokf balls will take the fun out of golf for a lot of people and that means Golf Strike.
Does anybody know where to buy food without microplastics ???
We couldn't be fortunate enough for a C4gilf ball or RCcar under his golf cart.
Kevin Bacon Maximum OverDrive. Maybe there scared of an RCHobby toy fleet doing a Maximum OverDrive scenario in which trumps gokf cart or yacht gets visited with RCtoys that are dangerous.
C4golf ball or RCcar under his golf cart.
Biden is more concerned with sharts.
MAGA 2024 🇺🇸
Lmao translate to English = YOU 2024
Very apt
Skirting the Rubicon, heading to Rhine. Trumper holdouts vocal.
¢hump has never been IN the ocean, but I believe he’s been on yachts. If that yacht sank, he’d touch the battery.
We need to start a Shark Party 🦐
🧉🦄