Caesar Barron | Chapo Trap House

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
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  • @zehsackett6132
    @zehsackett6132 26 днів тому +85

    "You've crossed the Rubicon. This is my origin story." -Julius Ceasar

  • @laughingoctopus6550
    @laughingoctopus6550 26 днів тому +53

    The fact that the right keeps pushing the 18 year old possibly-mute son who quite obviously could not give af less about politics as the heir apparent to the Trump empire when he already has two middle-aged sons heavily involved in politics will never not be hilarious.

    • @Elemenace
      @Elemenace 26 днів тому +16

      That's because MAGA thinks Eric and Trump Jr. suck so much at politics, and it's one of the few things I agree with them on

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 24 дні тому

      Perks of being the youngest child

    • @Stacey_-bf2mb
      @Stacey_-bf2mb 21 день тому

      He’s 6’7”

    • @DesolatedChild018
      @DesolatedChild018 12 днів тому +1

      The fact that the left, the libs, the neocons, the MAGAs AND Donald Trump himself just blatantly despise Eric and Don Jr. is always one of the funniest elements of the Trump Era.
      Ivanka is in that Rhaenyra Targaryen ambiguous spot, which is ironic because the incestuous one of the two for once is not the Targaryen.
      They are the perfect counterpart to Chelsea Clinton in this sense. Failkids through and through.
      Whatever you can say about Hunter Biden, at least his dad loves him, with all his fuck ups. And, as it has been well established, he’s cool and hung.
      The One True King.

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 25 днів тому +13

    “Crossing the rubicon” is the new “in Animal Farm, 1984”.

  • @comradethatmetalguy
    @comradethatmetalguy 26 днів тому +25

    He is like the hemophiliac son of the last Tsar of Russia.

    • @Leonyithas
      @Leonyithas 25 днів тому

      And Just like Czar Nick, Trump couldn’t get his wife to birth a real man four times in a row 😆😭

  • @dand1253
    @dand1253 26 днів тому +22

    I wish Barron the best; hope he turns out as not-shitty as his circumstances allow.

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 26 днів тому

      Totally doable. He just needs to avoid being a drug addled piece of crap. Oh wait...he's American...nevermind.

  • @doctorbarber1
    @doctorbarber1 26 днів тому +22

    Barron hates his dad lol, this is fanfic and cope from hogs.

  • @Luminousreign
    @Luminousreign 26 днів тому +22

    They have thought Baron was the smartest most gifted Trump child forever.He was a blank slate and got mythologized as part of the qanon stuff. It is like everybody forgot he is a super genius chess champion.

    • @syukwan-kerr8118
      @syukwan-kerr8118 26 днів тому +8

      He will utter his first words at 25 and they will be "wwg1wga"

    • @Houtont
      @Houtont 23 дні тому +1

      @@syukwan-kerr8118 His first words will actually be the complete code of Minecraft.

    • @carlospedraza4341
      @carlospedraza4341 12 днів тому

      ​@@syukwan-kerr8118😊😊😮😅

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 25 днів тому +12

    “young, strong Caesar”
    Caesar was like, 60 when the civil war started. You couldn’t even really start your political career in Rome until 40.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 26 днів тому +13

    Baron would be more upset over Freddy Fazbear not being if Fortnite yet.

  • @Wrz2e
    @Wrz2e 26 днів тому +14

    More like Ludwig of Bavaria

  • @robertjackson8246
    @robertjackson8246 25 днів тому +10

    True. When Bruce Wayne crossed the Rubicon and invaded Slovenia, it created the perfect allegory for Eric Trump.

  • @Blob-jx3fg
    @Blob-jx3fg 25 днів тому +9

    Wemby and chet don't stand a chance when my boy enters the league 😤😤

  • @SactoShane
    @SactoShane 26 днів тому +30

    I see Trump and the Trump kids as Immortan Joe and his kids

    • @toadvine7952
      @toadvine7952 26 днів тому +7

      Barron is Ricktus.

    • @SactoShane
      @SactoShane 26 днів тому +5

      @@toadvine7952 see I was thinking Eric was more of the Rictus. JR is definitely Scabrous though

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 26 днів тому +3

      Gonna see some 400lb chud attempting to leap out of his mobility scooter at a Walmart employee, turkey leg in each hand, screaming 'WITNESS ME!!!'

    • @CorndogNinja
      @CorndogNinja 26 днів тому +7

      Immortan Joe and his large adult sons

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@CorndogNinjaThe dog-killing Huckabee looks like the People Eater as a younger man.

  • @ListenToPowerViolence
    @ListenToPowerViolence 26 днів тому +15

    I thought Barron was non-verbal.

    • @Silks-
      @Silks- 26 днів тому +6

      I’m not surprised having a father like Donny. It’s like someone abstaining from alcohol their whole life because their parents were alcoholics.

  • @mtunit
    @mtunit 26 днів тому +12

    Barron, our CROMWELL ?

  • @youmaboi5279
    @youmaboi5279 26 днів тому +17

    "Gage Clipper" is another great example of conservatives with bizarre, fake-sounding names

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 26 днів тому +1

      I bet it's a pseudonym of 2000s, uh, actress Gauge. She's a conservative commentator now.
      I mean probably not but it's a funny idea.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 26 днів тому +3

      @@doctorbarber1 Baby girl would never

  • @AcappellaTidbits
    @AcappellaTidbits 25 днів тому +9

    Honestly, Ben Affleck was was a pretty big unit as Batman. He worked out and he's very tall for an actor. The most Batman looking live action Batman, imo. But I'm in the minority I'm sure.

  • @leftistoppa3108
    @leftistoppa3108 24 дні тому +5

    This lore is equivalent to Pro Wrestling Fan Fiction

    • @Savethepeople2004
      @Savethepeople2004 24 дні тому +2

      Pro wrestling fan fiction + Mein Kampf + meth = QAnon

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 26 днів тому +11

    Baron does kinda look like Paul Atreides in the thumbnail.

    • @adamrutherford8523
      @adamrutherford8523 25 днів тому

      I love how trump is standing up as straight as possible to look taller next to his behemoth of a child.

  • @Pause4pot
    @Pause4pot 26 днів тому +10

    Hail Caesar🙋‍♂️

  • @quester09
    @quester09 26 днів тому +12

    he's too tall to be Caligula

  • @cartilagehead6326
    @cartilagehead6326 26 днів тому +7

    Gage Clipper is a season 3 RWBY character

  • @havanaradio
    @havanaradio 26 днів тому +5

    Kid for sure wants to be a lumberjack or and edm dj, FREE BARON

  • @deanthemachine7489
    @deanthemachine7489 26 днів тому +9

    I want Matt to come back happy and healthy, but if he and his family determine it just isn’t feasible, PLEASE consider Alex for 3rd mic. He’s consistently gold on the pod

    • @RB939393
      @RB939393 25 днів тому +2

      Yeah, I've started to warm up to him

  • @mindslaw4961
    @mindslaw4961 24 дні тому +3

    The sonic’s arms line is just perfect

    • @funguswungus2918
      @funguswungus2918 20 днів тому

      SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lmackenzie9198
    @lmackenzie9198 26 днів тому +26

    I have to say, the way the conservative media hydra speaks about Baron Trump almost vindicates incels. As is said here we have never heard him say a word, but because he's abnormally tall there's an entire mythos around him. Height is almost everything to these people.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 26 днів тому +19

      They're just desperate monarchists looking for someone empty and without a voice to project their hopes and dreams on

    • @corvacopia
      @corvacopia 25 днів тому +6

      They specifically can hype him up like that *because* he doesn’t break it publicly speak; to them, he is a blank slate they can project whatever they want on to

  • @hemingshark327
    @hemingshark327 26 днів тому +7

    ok, I don't believe barron's 6'7. I think Trump's just shorter than people claim he is.

  • @Savethepeople2004
    @Savethepeople2004 24 дні тому +1

    Barron is officially the length of one Dikembe

  • @robert9016
    @robert9016 26 днів тому +6

    He’s more like a Charlemagne

    • @dftp
      @dftp 26 днів тому +2

      No, he's a child

    • @David-gr1do
      @David-gr1do 26 днів тому +3

      @@dftpyou seem like fun

    • @henryglennon3864
      @henryglennon3864 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@dftpa Kid Charlemagne, if you will.

  • @EwingAmaterasu
    @EwingAmaterasu День тому

    Barron Augustus, first of his name, emperor of the North, Central and South Roman American Empire.

  • @BennyMedicinaLAC
    @BennyMedicinaLAC 22 дні тому +2

    I don't want to open any wounds but why is Matt no longer in the show? I loved that guy.

    • @robertsmith2300
      @robertsmith2300 22 дні тому +9

      He had a stroke and a baby at the exact same time from my understanding in September. Had brain surgery in March so he's pretty preoccupied at the moment

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 22 дні тому +5

      @@robertsmith2300 Yeah he had his stroke I believe a literal day or two before his daughter was due. I want our favorite griller back as much as anyone but his hands are quite full at the moment being a new dad and dealing with rehab from a lifechanging incident like that.

    • @mc5967
      @mc5967 17 днів тому +2

      We miss our boy Matt, don't we folks? 😢

  • @rynolord2308
    @rynolord2308 26 днів тому +1

    Why would anybody post baron trump? Are they gay?

    • @guangdong6805
      @guangdong6805 26 днів тому +3

      Yes
      There is certainly an element of repressed homosexuality to be found here.

  • @philosophicalbraps1975
    @philosophicalbraps1975 24 дні тому +2

    Bruce Wayne is not a real person. I don't understand how Gage Clipper can compare a flesh and blood person to a fictitious character with a fictitious storyline.

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 23 дні тому +4

      It's funny how much of the "traditionally masculine" right lambasts alleged soy consoomer cucks who enjoy the new woke Star Wars and superhero franchises, when deep down they're actually just a bunch of dorks and nerds themselves whose worldview was shaped by popular culture and media. Occasionally you see it slip out.

    • @laughingoctopus6550
      @laughingoctopus6550 21 день тому +1

      A fictitious character that's from a medium that's literally for 12-year-olds.

  • @paladro
    @paladro 26 днів тому +1

    that freakish skinny giant won't have a long life, how many 60 year old people out there over 6'6"

    • @The_Left-Hand_Path
      @The_Left-Hand_Path 26 днів тому +4

      Magic Johnson

    • @Baccanaso
      @Baccanaso 5 днів тому

      Bill Russell, Jerry West, Cousy
      And much more lived or are over 80

  • @spankyx8606
    @spankyx8606 26 днів тому +3

    Leave him alone