Best of Mitten Squad's: Can You Beat - Vol. 3
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
- From Skryim to Fallout, Far Cry to Skyrim, and Skyrim to Pokemon, the last 6 months have been filled with more than a bakers handful of horrendous Can You Beat challenges. And what better way to commemorate nothing than by taking a look back at Mitten Squad’s Best Moments from Can You Beat Videos Volume 3 and that is not the video title at all but who really cares at this point.
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: • Can You Beat Skyrim By...
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: • Can You Beat Fallout 4...
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: • Can You Beat Honest He...
Twitter: / mittensquad
Videos Featured in This Compilation:
Can You Beat Halo Reach Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Halo: Rea...
Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Taking Any Radiation Damage - • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only Euclid’s C-Finder - • Can You Beat Fallout: ...
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Restoration Spells - • Can You Beat Skyrim Wi...
Can You Beat Bioshock 2 With Only A Drill - • Can You Beat Bioshock ...
Can You Beat Mothership Zeta Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Mothershi...
Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver - • Can You Beat Metro 203...
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only Your Feet - • Can You Beat Fallout N...
Can You Beat Modern Warfare 2 Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Modern Wa...
Can You Beat Fallout New California Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Fallout: ...
Can You Beat Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Without Any Copy Abilities - • Can You Beat Kirby: Ni...
Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Moving The Camera - • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Fallout 4 As Andre The Giant - • Can You Beat Fallout 4...
Can You Beat The Pitt Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat The Pitt ...
Can You Beat Pokemon Emerald Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Pokemon E...
Can You Beat Elmo’s Number Journey Without Killing Anyone - • Can You Beat Elmo’s Nu...
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Moving The Camera - • Can You Beat Fallout: ...
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dragonborn Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Skyrim: D...
Can You Beat Fallout 3 And New Vegas At The Same Time - • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Broken Steel Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Oblivion Without Taking Any Damage - • Can You Beat Oblivion ...
Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Talking To Anyone - • Can You Beat Fallout 3...
Can You Beat Diablo 3 Without Using Any Weapons - • Can You Beat Diablo 3 ...
Can You Beat Far Cry 5 With Only A Shovel - • Can You Beat Far Cry 5...
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The part that killed me was "Thirty seconds is longer than you think, ask anyone who's been on fire"
It killed them too
@@MattCrashBest There's no burning passion quite like no longer wanting to be on fire.
Its not a good pickup line if you are a guy tho, while forgetting to say the on fire part...
Or doing a plank
30 seconds to a minute is rpetty long for the average grandma sparkle. although i get her to burn in bout 10
"we all know that Elmo never pulls out"
*Confused screaming*
Don't worry doom guy will probably kill Elmo "accidentally"
why is the screaming confused? Ah, no matter. Elmo is here to help you understand. Now get on your knees.
@@jeremyspringlesteen7535 Uh oh
At first, I didn't understand it
Now I get it
(Screms)
Now you know what happens when you tickle him
“I acted in self defense, by committing numerous war crimes.”
The Mitten Squad mantra.
This has been my favorite line
Police be like
Simon Kimberly facts
Mikale Clowers NCR liberation
I think no matter what, my favorite kitten squad quote will be “I had enough notches on my pistol to spell ‘psychopath’ in Braille”
"But I am no mortal Man, because I sexually identify as a big rock being thrown into the Ocean."
It’s amazing how well most of these are expertly mixed to make it seem like they’re a part of the same line
thats what makes it funnier
It's almost like he has one of the most monotone voices to ever exist
It does
I was going to say the same thing
no its because he talks in the exact same tone of voice at all times
"Jesus got through life just fine without any guns"
but he did whip people though
Just because you CAN doesnt mean you SHOULD. Life is about the experience, and you wont get much XP without a gun to tag all of the enemies once
If he had a gun, he wouldnt have been crucified
False, he had an AK
Mr. LTrenchcoat false, an RPK
"I have a sealed copy of elmos letter adventure and you don't"
Why even live
Guess I’ll die
I don’t know how he edits these so well that they sound like a separate video...
This is what dreams look like. Seems like one logical continuous thing but is actually a jumbled mess of things thrown together but until you wake up, you'll never realize something wasn't right >:P
Having a monotone delivery, sometimes has its advantages
Pauls challenges are so chaotic that even when they are mashed together into chaos they still resemble a video.
Alcohol
Yup it's his voice and how he talks in his videos that makes it sound very linear
“Some guy hit me with a grenade and killed me. Not the explosion; the grenade itself bouncing off my soon-to-be corpse is what made me dead.”
"i'm not afraid of offending any blind people, it's not like they'll be watching this"
a blind person goes to comment: nreojnas ms
They still have ears 👂👂
What are they gonna do click dislike lmao
@@lesliethomasdarcangelo4358 no, they ask God for help 🤣
The joke being that the hard core religious people ask God for the answer to everything, and also for his help with everything
cupcake kitten WERE TALKING ABOUT BLIND PEOPLE NOT RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
“Just like you dont know if your life has meaning until you die and see your score at the end” damn thats such an amazing quote actually
That quote hurts a lot now that he passed. 1:12
I wonder what his score is
@@Cameron115 the best that could be achieved, 84/100. A true king
"I was about as useful as a comatose toddler with a nerf gun at pearl harbor"
That one caught me by surprise.....🤣
0:57 "Some soldiers played jump rope with my body, I killed another Big Daddy then played with his body"
It's the circle of life!
"like most existential crisis, it went away when I killed somebody"
“The number of beartraps i activated for sexual reasons, turned my ankles into a fine powder.” Absolutely ended me 😂
Can you beat elmos letter adventure without letting elmo figure out he doesnt matter and getting chronic depression
No it’s impossible it is a main quest that you can’t bypass unless you have fly hacks than Elmo has to have chronic depression in order to get the kill mission and the m16 to assassinate erny
Can you beat elmos letter adventure without letting yourself figure that out?
@@diegoestrada8485 dammit, i always end up with a shotgun.
remember, challenges have to be possible
Do a "Can you beat fallout 4, only using console to move around" like you can use the mouse and talk to people and shoot, but you can't move your character without console commands.
Someone else already did with only voice commands for everything. So he might not want to do it
Can he write a script to play fallout nv for him? And can he do it faster?
na can you beat fallout 3 with a radrouch army
Speed 101 time to play the game 1% faster
2:06
"I have a sealed copy of Elmo's letter adventure and for the nintendo64 and you don't"
Best flex
F L E X
So glad I discovered this page, he's definitely going to be one of the biggest gaming channels within the next few years
How was the movie Abraham?
I was told that he thought the movie was to die for...
J F really? it gave my headache.
@gunner
really? i thought the performance was killer! it really blew my head off from how good it was
Four score and seven years ago...
Q: Which one is the best moment of mitten we all agree?
A: Depends. Can you drive without a handle like elmo does?
“I have a sealed copy of Elmos letter adventure for the Nintendo 64, and you don’t.” What a legend.
“And I went to pawn stars where my name is Rick Harrison and my dad is dead”
4:12 I need this to be said at my eulogy:
"That wasn't a lie, it just wasn't the truth."
R.I.P Paul. We all miss you. 😢
It feels wrong that we'll never listen to your voice again, except for here. This channel.
So many great laughs, thanks for all the memories Paul. Rest in peace ❤️
"where there is a WILL there is a SMITH"😂😂😂😂😂
I didn’t get the joke until I read this comment.
LMFAO!
Yes. Good job. You realized that that was, in fact a joke. Have a cookie and a gold star.
CliffJumper gaming thank you. What kinda cookie?
“I agreed to stay behind against my will”
"That wasn't a lie, it just wasn't the truth." ok I am stealing that one.
👍 That's the line I was going to quote, too.
Your very talented, and smart with your trial and error with your challenges, like if it's a no damage taken challenge, if you take damage, you reload your save, and think of ways to get around it. Thanks for the good content!
I'm a big fan. I'd love love it if you reply!!!
I'm not going to reply
@@MittenSquad about as smooth as a babies back after I plane it in the woodshop
@@MittenSquad "This sentence is false!"
Mitten Squad ah I see my life is a lie. Perfect
@@MittenSquad damn, that's unfortunate. 😢
"By n Metric Mile"
-Mitten Squad-
has to be one of the coolest line's I've ever heard...
8:28
The average weight of a human male is 210 pounds.there are 320 styrofoam cups in a pound.the average human male weighs as much as 63,420 styrofoam cups.
Average of 210 pounds? Do you know how I can tell you are McMurrican?
You can buy styrofoam cups in batches of 1,000 for $50 USD, so using that same math, the average human male is worth $3171.00 USD
so close yet so far to the legendary 69,420
RIP big guy, fly high
Just a suggestion,
Can you beat Stalker: Call of Prypriat with only the knife
nope, the monolith in pripyat 1 would be impossible
With the makarov?
@@DumbArse same thing that Vaas Yanovich did? might work
na can you beat fallout 3 with a radrouch army
@@kirkthomas2169 why say nah, just make your own suggestion.
My favorite is when Mitten was playing Skyrim one time and he said "I went upstairs for some alone time with my buckets."
"I, recently, bought a missile launcher from the scholastic bookfair"
the fact that we ALL know that elmo doesn't pull out, makes me think we should start a support group
These clips sort of start to sound like one video and he is having severe PTSD
I literally died
"let's just say his toaster should be getting a visit from the coat hangar fairy in a few months, if you know what I mean🤣"
How did you make this comment if you are dead?
@@FleyDragon 🧐
This just sounds like hes telling his grandkids a story, but he keeps on getting the details mixed up
I love it
The fact that the one time Paul breaks character is to mourn the loss of his favorite mug is epic.
I've been in the throws of a pretty bad depression episode for the last day and a half, but listening to mitten squad videos is actually helping me feel a little better and actually smile/laugh. Thanks for that.
That part about being alone mentally really hit home.
He sounds so genuinely broken about that mug
I love how intertwined all this is
"30 seconds is longer than you think, ask anyone that's been on fire" as he gets set on fire
The inflection in his speech almost never changes so every line sounds like it purposely leads into the next. brilliant
This is the best compilation I've ever seen and I love how most of the clips is just you being sarcastic
"When I played as a children" -Mittensquad
That metric mile one caught me by surprise and took me a bit.
Paul, I love your videos when I'm drunk or when I am drunk preforming home improvement tasks in the middle of the day with power tools, when I'm stoned and relaxing or when I just need to fuel my need for others suffering like I do every day.
The Oblivion Steiner Math promo gets me every time. 🚨🚨🚨
Discovered this series just 2 nights ago thanks to the algorithm. New favorite youtuber.
How does Mitten Squad not have like 5 million subscribers? Extremely hilarious and well informed!
“The number of bear traps I activated for sexual reasons turned my ankles into a fine powder” will always be one of my favorites
jesus christ this is like having a fever dream while explaining fallout 76 lore
Step 1: terrifying Moira with tales of how raid shadow legends is more of a threat to humanity than Ebola and the coronavirus combined
Bro I look forward to your videos every night. You really bring the fun out of games, especially your recent fallout video with all the companions. That was one of the most fun looking things I've ever seen in games. BTW I don't even play games that much anymore, so thanks for making videos that are so good that I'll watch even if I don't even play. Reminds me of when I would watch my uncle play games at an expert level when I was a young lad.
" That wasn't a lie it just wasn't the truth " imma use that one
The only UA-camr who uploads best ofs from himself
This video is even better when you imagine it as one big playthrough.
I think the best part of these compilations is the fact that this all seems like it's just one sentence rather than many clips
5:15 Mitten channeling his inner Scott Steiner
This was absolutely the highlight of 2020. Thank you kind sir
I don't know why, but i can still remember that one video of mitten squad
"Can you beat FO3 and FONV at the same time"
“Where there’s a will, there’s a smith” sums up all ESO right on point
best video you'v ever done I think. I laughed and felt bad for laughing the entire way through. Exactly the experience I come to this channel for.
one of the things I like about you the most MittenSquad is that you've been making videos for a long ass time enough time to give up on youtube success but its great seeing you play these sorta games and your video making skills getting 100s of thousands of view
It's really funny imagining these strung together still talking about the same context.
I love how all of these clips came together to sound like it formed one crazy ass story.
"we all know Elmo doesn't pull out" LMAO
I love this. keep up the work
Love this channel so much
“Then I played with his body”
Ummm,ok.
I will never not love how these videos are formatted oh my god
"Just like you don't know if life has any meaning, until you die and see what your score is."
Second time in a week that ive been so early. I care more about this than work
This videos are honestly the best kind compilation ive ever seen in my life
i like how the clips flow so well together, if you don't see the video then the audio just works
The Great Trio of deadpan humor: him, Chump and moistcr1tikal.
Can I just say this is my favourite storyline to exist
Lel... I'm gonna use that "30 seconds is a long time" line for sure.
I love imagining this whole thing as a single challenge video. Seeing Elmo in Kvatch Edith my minds eye is something I probably didn’t need or want in life, but it’s something I have now, and now so do all of you.
I have mad respect for you I mean you have so much patience with these challenges I would flip my gaming set up after the first 10 times if my auto save was in the wrong place
This reminds me of how TV shows used to do recap episodes to pad out a final episode with footage that has already been seen.
"my final conclusion is that he must have some hidden fifth appendage that he only pulls out for certain occasions but that can't be it becuse we all know Elmo doesn't pull out"
I love how all the lines blend together to make a great out of context story.
I fucking love you Paul and your amazing content cause you helped me get through hard times and your humor is unmatched. Much love💜
I think the "Comatose toddler with a nerf gun at Pearl Harbor" is the best thing you've said thus far. Waiting for the day that something catches me more off guard than that did in that F3 video.
Mitten's narrator voice is so consistent that if this video didn't have any visuals you wouldn't know when he changed games.
Who needs a madlib when you can make a story from your quests of pleasurable pain?
I love these best of's cumpilations, its like laughing at your own jokes
'I also paused the challenge to satisfy a curiosity of mine regarding the birds in the sky that don't real because birds aren't exist'
Of the many memorable lines in this video, that's the one I can't stop thinking about... despite my best efforts.
This channel alone has helped me get through quarantine and I really want to thank you!
"My name is Rick Harrison, and my dad is dead." God damn Paul, you sick genius
Fun game: Listen to just the audio and try to figure out when a transition happens and what game he's talking about
Always nice to see a new Mitten Squad
Almost every game Paul plays has a bucket, fueling his ideas
We need a shirt or a mug with the best quotes of Mitten on them. I'd buy that stuff in a heartbeat.
I always find myself having to watch his videos multiple times to pick up on all the jokes!
Paul, you are a god amongst men and your videos always brighten my day. Thanks for the amazing content and your hilarious personality.