It’s more like, “I went to prison for five years!” “…I meant I went to prison five years ago!” “…What I meant was I have a friend who went to prison five years ago!” “…Okay, I don’t have friends, but I read about prison five years ago!” “…I couldn’t read five years ago.” “…I still can’t read.”
Boogie the clown: "if i said that my mother twitted my tipples, nobody panics, because its all part of the meme. But if decide to fake a little bit of cancer......EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS"
[Insert person here] the Detective: "That's because you used that fake cancer to draw in sympathy money for treatment!" Boogie the clown: "I never did! I never did! I never..."
Not like they’d know about any pokemon past generation 3 though. So I doubt they’d bring up an Ultra Beast, unless they saw a pic to make fun of modern pokemon.
Saying boogie is like snorlax or comparing him to snorlax is not only far from the truth but and insult to snorlax. Snorlax is cuddly, he chill, he is nice and cool. And when things get tough snorlax will tried and fixed things and if his friends get in danger he will help out his friends and protect thoughs he care about.
During one of the streams they were dragging the truth out of him, Boogie said he will do the biopsy and if it comes back positive then everyone better pay him. I genuinely wonder if years of sugar rot has put holes in his brain, and maybe he doesn’t understand the whole point is he said he had cancer when he didn’t know if he did, regardless of whether he technically does right now or not.
My great gran aunt died for bone cancer, so I feel personally insulted that this fat female genetelia, faked having a disease for money to make up for what he lost due to his gambling and escort addiction.
Did you hear him when he was showing the ruined tattoo? "I really dont like having to zoom in on my face and show it every time" YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT! THAT'S THE POINT
You know how if you get a prison sentence, you can just walk out at any time, because you literally "went to prison" so you're done? It's like Boogie either doesn't understand the concept of punishment, or doesn't consider other people sentient
He's doing it now with the camping trip Keem's proposing. "I don't want to do that." That's the point! People want to see him do things he doesn't want to do. That's the premise of the show. I don't get why people think that the show is apparently supposed to be about Wings and Boogie having chill conversations about their boring lives.
@@AnnaVictrix Boogie is still operating on the lowest levels of moral development. He functions entirely on blind egoism, and his only code of "ethics" is to try and avoid punishment. That's why all his behavior is structured around satiating his selfish, hedonistic desires, his list of excuses for his vices is inexhaustible, and in part why he's such a malignant narcissist and a pathological liar. Even when he gets cornered and starts coping to being such a terrible person, he doesn't actually believe he's done anything wrong; he thinks the only thing he did wrong was get caught, and the self-flagellation is just him saying what he thinks people want to hear in order to get out of trouble (and also why he gets so infuriated when he gets punished anyway, because he feels entitled to manipulate and exploit people). Even his fetish for public humiliation is possibly just his grotesque psyche attempting to recontextualize the shame and disgrace of wrongdoing into just another thing to derive hedonistic pleasure from, because his repugnant ego and id are so twisted and warped that they refuse to even acknowledge the possibility that he's an evil person, or that truly meaningful happiness is found in part through delayed gratification. A properly-adjusted person would start maturing beyond blind egoism and morality deeper than merely avoiding punishment by the age of seven... Boogie is _FIFTY._
There was a guy once named William Joseph Cobb, known as Happy Humphry. At one point in his life he lost more weight than Andre the Giant's total body weight. Boogie has no excuse.
30:50 “And I picked at it everyday.” That’s it right there. Nothing kills a fresh, fine line tattoo like picking. Boogie can’t even bear fake consequences.
@@themanwithnoname1839 yeah, but doping yourself up to a level of not feeling anything because you’re living with a psychotic person isn’t healthy. Girl needs someone to love her.
Yeah the yelling is getting really old already. Dude like flips out every time he’s asked something. Can just say now. Doesn’t have to be a heart attack. Geez
Keem was more upset when Boogie dumped his drama on that Review Tech TV stream with Muta than when he revealed he scammed his fans for money and faked cancer. Tipples the Clown and him losing his shit doing community service is hilarious though.
To be fair, one cost him money, the other didn't. I know from first hand experience, there is a difference between being pick pocketed yourself, and someone you don't know being pick pocketed.
In Keems defence (god help me) the first example was a direct and immediate spit in the face to him specifically, whereas the cancer was something that was both indirect and very gradual. On top of that Keem was 1 of like 10 people berating Boogie so there will naturally be less of a reaction from each person specifically.
Boogie isn't a Snorlax; he's a Guzzlord. For anyone who doesn't know what that is; Guzzlord is an Ultra Beast which is Pokémons analogue for an Invasive Species, it's giant, it eats Everything in it's path and in the anime the noise it makes is literally just a man screaming.
Whenever Boogie asks what he's supposed to do without the income he was expecting, I just think of that one Star Trek The Next Generation episode where Q is made a mortal and asking Picard what he can do to prove he is really just a mortal and not doing one his tricks. At which point Worf just says "Die"
Imagine telling someone during the height of Boogie's career that we would be sitting here today praising Nikocado Advocado for his incredible weight loss and 4D chess playing skills, and Boogie would be the one with "liar" tattooed onto his face. What a time we live in lol.
Eh.. Nick still got irreversible heart disease and spread his brown eye of sauron for the internet. I do not think Nick is really good at this 4d chess thing.
The fact people view what Nik did as some kind of master 4D chess move just because he said it’s was all an “experiment” to mess with people… The dude ruined his life for UA-cam money and attention and finally had an existential moment of clarity. I wish folks would see him for the moronic jester he is and stop giving him credit where it isn’t due. 😂
It's a testimony to the quality of his microphone that we still can hear him after all the merciless abuse the poor thing underwent. If it survived Boogie, it can survive anything.
Still watching so maybe it comes up later, but there is a section in one episode where Boogie virtue signals by destroying a Mr Beast choclate bar by pouring some sort of chemical/peroxide/varnish-remover type stuff on it. It's been speculated that he had this on hand (it was already on his desk) because he's been using it on the tattoo.
Yeah it comes up. Makes no sense that hed have a stupid bottle of peroxide nearby at his desk unless hes using it to erase his tattoo. Hes so bad at covering his tracks
They said he's done everything but touch a kid... that we know of. I can't look at Boogie and imagine a timeline where he won't eventually do that. Especially after seeing Tipples the clown.
@@thetruemonarch9354 he had a post on his old pron blog about how he’s watched the most depraved things on the internet so yeah I agree with Colossal’s belief that Boogie has looked at CP.
The amount of time it takes for everyone to let Fringy actually tell them the difference between cream soda and creaming soda is agony. And he didn't even get to say his word
I work at a grocery store and a customer complained to me about an empty box falling on her head. She said she it hurts now and has a bump. I was trying to makes sense of things with questions and she accused me of laughing at her which gave me whiplash. Anyways I asked her more questions because I was confused and she cursed me out
Sorry to hear that not to say its entirely your fault but I hope you get better at navigating unpleasant customers with time. All part of retail unfortunately but its a good learning experience
On the one hand, it’s refreshing that Wings’ life is more or less stable now and he’s not just melting down over trolls and video games anymore. He still has his fuck-ass moments because of course, but they’re so minuscule in comparison to how he used to be. On the other hand, it seems the only reason he’s on the podcast is because there’s no other notable enough lolcow out there to be replaced with. At least, not any that Keem would want.
I think the acetone theory is the one with the most weight (heh) because his face doesn't look infected, it looks like he's been using acetone to rub the skin off and he's now damaged his skin.
41:25 Regardless of whether you like him, the one thing you can't accuse Asmongold of is fence-sitting. Unless it's politics (where he just said every streamer should STFU about world politics because they don't know anything) or fellow streamers (although maybe he's actually defensive rather than wishywashy), that man has opinions and he's not afraid to speak them.
I haven't started the video yet but subscribed just for the title because I agree with it 100%. The whole thing, while admittedly entertaining, was manufactured nonsense and we are all dumber for having borne witness to it.
"I made the video because I knew I'd need the money one way or the other." -- Boogie. Is that him saying "I'll need the money whether I actually have cancer or not."?
I mean everything about boogie is a lie but I cant say the bottle was a fake, they found a random bottle with yellow liquid in it and Keem on a whim decided to do a morality test to see if Boogie would back out of his punishment but unfortunately its clear boogie realised it was old soda. If we're talking keem being fake its him ever saying he'll fire boogie because he knows that guy is the lifeblood of the lolcow podcast
It's always strange how Fringy refers to Pokemon like they're each individual characters and not a species. Also, Snorlax are known to "attack in a grumpy rage" when awoken from sleep, so I don't think his assessment of their demeanor is 100% correct. Still, they're all correct that Boogie isn't a Snorlax. If I were to compare him to a Pokemon, I'd probably go with Bewear, the Alolan predator that gives people potentially fatal hugs. It gives off the air that it's a friendly, lovable crerature, but it conceals a much more sinister nature.
It's probably an artifact of the old tv show, where each species was more of an individual as opposed to the games, where the idea of the species is more prevalent.
@@publiusdos5925 That’s not even true, though. While each character’s Pokémon companions have their own personality, the species is still clearly defined since we frequently see more than one of them. Ash’s Pikachu isn’t the same as Richie’s Pikachu, and the Meowth that hangs out with Jessie and James isn’t the same as the Meowth it tried to get with or the folk hero Meowth from the Children’s Day episode. That’s less a result of the show and more a result of not paying attention.
Boogie is too despicable to be marketable as any kind of pokemon Pokemon are designed to be liked by at least some people but Boogie is likeable to nobody
@@PrismTheKid Look, I don’t want him to tarnish the good name of any Pokémon, but he’s already tarnishing humanity by having the gal to be one. What’s one more damaged name?
That videos of Boogie lying about having cancer when he pretends as though the audience is larping at his expense, as if there is no reason why someone would doubt him, is the most infuriating video of his that I've seen. He puts on that "serious", concernded voice he has and sighs as if he's exausted for sympathy and claims moral superiority by calling on his fans to shout down people who doubt him, while he's doing some of the most vile manipulation I've ever seen a UA-camr attempt. It is genuinely cathartic to me seeing him admit that the video was fake and him getting grilled over it.
9:09 Fringy obviously knows nothing about Snorlax. Snorlax is chill as long as you leave it alone and let it sleep. You wake it up, it gets ticked off. Now is Boogie being provoked here? Kinda. I’m just trying to prove a point about Snorlax here, not Boogie.
Anyone else remember the clip of boogie saying “I could never verbally abuse someone if you think I could you’re crazy” as he’s screaming “you dumb bald fat fuck!!” At wings?
Everyone dogs on Boogie for saying "TWITTED MY FUCKING TIPPLES!" but nobody comments on how he follows that up by saying "THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE PUUUUBES!!"
@@dismaltenedor3979 You know what, he might be saying that. It's really hard to understand what that living lard lump says a lot of the time when he starts sperging out.
1:15:33 - y'all keep saying "kink shame", whereas Booger has a "shame kink". I know it's more natural to say "kink shame" because that is a much more common phrase, especially in 2010's vernacular- all the memes about not "kink shaming". If it helps, you can say "humiliation fetish"- it's more accurate anyway since Bugstar doesn't have "shame" and "pride", in the way most people know it...
I battled high blood pressure for YEARS man. It was actually really easily to get under control, I just had to pull out the 24 hour drip of pure, pharmaceutical crystal meth out of my arm. Sucks that I can't see the future or throw a 1990 Honda Accord over a football field anymore, but at least I don't have high blood pressure of a very LOUD voice constantly telling me to sew my face to couch.
@@Darkness-rd1yz if it doesn’t fit the upper arm, they use a different one for the wrist. Taking it on the forearm is not accurate, especially not when he’s screaming unnecessarily just to keep his BP up.
I dont know Keem very well, in terms of content, but I fully agree with LittlePlatoon's cynical take. It makes too much sense that Keem knew with mentioned previous video evidence. And had several set ups along the way. He did effectively parrot Boogie's reasoning about the cancer panic. Furthermore, it's beyond convenient that the thing needed to intentionally ruin and age a tattoo was sitting on Boogie's desk for all to see.
@@josephdunlay4958 There are “big cuffs” that are extra large for big fatties like me; otherwise, if it still can’t fit on the upper arm, there are special wrist devices to take a reading from the wrist. But the forearm is a last resort. I had to take daily readings after a bad reaction to some meds, and they would not let me do forearm readings.
It's interesting. When I still drank soda regularly, I had nearly the exact opposite opinion to Rags on soda flavors. With reds (cherry, strawberry, etc) being on the higher end of what I like, and brown sodas like Pepsi & Coke being indistinguishable and second to last on the scale. (The exception being root beer, the great unifier) Guess it's just taste buds. Funnily enough I find having diet Pepsi/Coke mixed with orange juice is more enjoyable than mixing the normal kind. P.S. Doctor Pepper sucks out right. It's the industrialized version of mixing all the flavors in the McDonald's fountain cause you're a stupid child with undeveloped taste.
I went to prison for five years!
...I mean, I went to a prison five years ago!
...I mean, I read about a prison once!
...I can't read.
I went on a tour of Alcatraz.
@@bad-people6510 but i wasnt allowed on the boat
*_TIPPLES!_*
I was the president of Zanzibar once.
It’s more like, “I went to prison for five years!”
“…I meant I went to prison five years ago!”
“…What I meant was I have a friend who went to prison five years ago!”
“…Okay, I don’t have friends, but I read about prison five years ago!”
“…I couldn’t read five years ago.”
“…I still can’t read.”
Boogie the clown: "if i said that my mother twitted my tipples, nobody panics, because its all part of the meme. But if decide to fake a little bit of cancer......EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS"
[Insert person here] the Detective: "That's because you used that fake cancer to draw in sympathy money for treatment!"
Boogie the clown: "I never did! I never did! I never..."
It’s tipples the clown get it right lol
@@joshfernandez2262 Sorry, it won't happen again.
Tipples: *in the background* "I never did! I never..."
@AlphaOmega1237 you better not or you will get your tipples twittered 😂
"Introduce a little cancer. Upset the established drama, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos." Tipples, The Obese Knight, 2008
Littleplatoon: "Actually, supporting Boogie is bad. You are a bad person."
Keem: Surprised Pikachu.
Little Platoon is an absolute gem.
Little platoon making Keemstar contemplate his own morality for the first time ever was gold.
I read it as "mortality" several times before doing it correctly. Platoon truly is a philosopher
@@raufm.2135 Oops there goes gravity!
Wolf spoiling us with more Boogie highlights? My tipples are twitting!
Legend-wait for it-dary
Wolf is back?!
@@barbatoslupusrex8712Wolf runs the official highlights channel.
Dude this is so fucking funny 😅
@@barbatoslupusrex8712 Wolf is so back!!!!
Boogie wouldn't be Snorlax, he'd be Guzzlord. Constantly eating and constantly screaming at people.
I'll have to make an edit the anime scream over various clips XD
Not like they’d know about any pokemon past generation 3 though. So I doubt they’d bring up an Ultra Beast, unless they saw a pic to make fun of modern pokemon.
Saying boogie is like snorlax or comparing him to snorlax is not only far from the truth but and insult to snorlax. Snorlax is cuddly, he chill, he is nice and cool. And when things get tough snorlax will tried and fixed things and if his friends get in danger he will help out his friends and protect thoughs he care about.
Snorlax is just a chill dude. Guzzlord is on record for destroying dimensions.
The Guzzlord comparison checks out.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
1:31:35 The reason why Boogie’s electricity bills are so high is because he has several arcade cabinets in his basement running at all times.
Jim called it, and laughed at it.
Why? lol Just turn them off if he's not using them.
His high scores are the only joy in his life!
His bill is either a lie or he is backpaying for what he did not pay earlier.
I can’t even fathom the entitlement it takes to demand payment for lying about cancer and throwing multiple tantrums when called on it…
Take it in my man... its right here. It exists.
During one of the streams they were dragging the truth out of him, Boogie said he will do the biopsy and if it comes back positive then everyone better pay him. I genuinely wonder if years of sugar rot has put holes in his brain, and maybe he doesn’t understand the whole point is he said he had cancer when he didn’t know if he did, regardless of whether he technically does right now or not.
@@AnnaVictrix He's just stupid and selfish
My great gran aunt died for bone cancer, so I feel personally insulted that this fat female genetelia, faked having a disease for money to make up for what he lost due to his gambling and escort addiction.
Did you hear him when he was showing the ruined tattoo? "I really dont like having to zoom in on my face and show it every time" YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT! THAT'S THE POINT
His entire life revolves around avoiding discomfort, and that’s it.
You know how if you get a prison sentence, you can just walk out at any time, because you literally "went to prison" so you're done?
It's like Boogie either doesn't understand the concept of punishment, or doesn't consider other people sentient
He's doing it now with the camping trip Keem's proposing.
"I don't want to do that."
That's the point! People want to see him do things he doesn't want to do. That's the premise of the show.
I don't get why people think that the show is apparently supposed to be about Wings and Boogie having chill conversations about their boring lives.
@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Tbf I don't think anyone currently on the show understands what the people want from them
@@AnnaVictrix Boogie is still operating on the lowest levels of moral development. He functions entirely on blind egoism, and his only code of "ethics" is to try and avoid punishment. That's why all his behavior is structured around satiating his selfish, hedonistic desires, his list of excuses for his vices is inexhaustible, and in part why he's such a malignant narcissist and a pathological liar.
Even when he gets cornered and starts coping to being such a terrible person, he doesn't actually believe he's done anything wrong; he thinks the only thing he did wrong was get caught, and the self-flagellation is just him saying what he thinks people want to hear in order to get out of trouble (and also why he gets so infuriated when he gets punished anyway, because he feels entitled to manipulate and exploit people). Even his fetish for public humiliation is possibly just his grotesque psyche attempting to recontextualize the shame and disgrace of wrongdoing into just another thing to derive hedonistic pleasure from, because his repugnant ego and id are so twisted and warped that they refuse to even acknowledge the possibility that he's an evil person, or that truly meaningful happiness is found in part through delayed gratification.
A properly-adjusted person would start maturing beyond blind egoism and morality deeper than merely avoiding punishment by the age of seven... Boogie is _FIFTY._
I like how boogie yells but, if any of these people were in the room with him, the 1HP voice would be his only tone of voice
Trust me. As someone who used to weigh 336lbs, that sweat gets everywhere once it starts...
I lost 169lbs, by twisting my tipples.
But did you _twitted them_ ?
@@thenecromorpher Alas, I could not reach those heights.
Twisting was all I could muster. Still worked though! 🤣👍
There was a guy once named William Joseph Cobb, known as Happy Humphry. At one point in his life he lost more weight than Andre the Giant's total body weight. Boogie has no excuse.
@@NicTheGreek1979 The implication of twitting being a high calorie twisting type move are terryfing
*_TIPPLES!!!!_*
Poor rags, he has to wait for someone to start talking before he can speak up
0:20 T I P P L E S
He said the thing!
Twitted my fuken tipples
@@hashkangaroo Twisted tipples is my only joy in life
“SHE MY MOTHER FUCKING TITTED MY TWISTED MY FUCKING TIPPLES!”
@@Lundarian1Do you mean twitted tipples?
30:50 “And I picked at it everyday.” That’s it right there. Nothing kills a fresh, fine line tattoo like picking. Boogie can’t even bear fake consequences.
No wonder his girlfriend can’t go a day without doping herself up with weed
I'm honestly surprised it isn't stronger things. Picture riding that behemoth (boogie is too fat to be on top)
Aint nothin wrong with weed, it always comes down to the person
@@themanwithnoname1839 yeah, but doping yourself up to a level of not feeling anything because you’re living with a psychotic person isn’t healthy. Girl needs someone to love her.
@@AllisonMiller30 I don’t think the weed is the problem there.
Yeah the yelling is getting really old already. Dude like flips out every time he’s asked something. Can just say now. Doesn’t have to be a heart attack. Geez
There is no fun new thing boogie does that he cant ruin, abuse and run into the ground
Its like DSP and his vest
After he screams the same sentence for a second time, he needs to be muted so the adults can actually converse.
Francis isn't the only role he plays
Nah its funny everytime fat man acreams for little reason😂
Yeah, after the constant gaslighting and guilt tripping, the yelling is just dumb af, and not entertaining.
Boogies girfriend and roommate dont work because being the only source of money is a way for boogie to manipulate them
Don't you mean his daugther? lol
Being the only source of money in his household is his only joy in life guys
How do you know Boogie is lying? His mouth is moving.
Could be eating tho
Doesnt make him a truther, just nuetral.
“If tells you snow is white, he’s LYING!”
And food isn’t going into it.
@@tanner201x8 What kind of wisdom is that?
Keem was more upset when Boogie dumped his drama on that Review Tech TV stream with Muta than when he revealed he scammed his fans for money and faked cancer.
Tipples the Clown and him losing his shit doing community service is hilarious though.
Exactly
To be fair, one cost him money, the other didn't. I know from first hand experience, there is a difference between being pick pocketed yourself, and someone you don't know being pick pocketed.
I mean, yeah, it’s Keem and he could make money off the latter, but not the former. That’s why he got so upset, it was about money.
@@AnnaVictrix seriously, not enough people are calling Keem out for this.
In Keems defence (god help me) the first example was a direct and immediate spit in the face to him specifically, whereas the cancer was something that was both indirect and very gradual. On top of that Keem was 1 of like 10 people berating Boogie so there will naturally be less of a reaction from each person specifically.
Boogie's head bobs left and right like a typewriter during his last rant.
Reading?
Boogie isn't a Snorlax; he's a Guzzlord.
For anyone who doesn't know what that is; Guzzlord is an Ultra Beast which is Pokémons analogue for an Invasive Species, it's giant, it eats Everything in it's path and in the anime the noise it makes is literally just a man screaming.
Gay as fuck bro
AAAaaaAAAAAA!!! - Guzzlord
Exploud* Guzzlord is too cool for that piece of work.
Garbodor, he’s made of trash and sweats toxic waste.
@@brockdavid To be honest, that sounds kinda based.
Boogie is not an Andy Kauffman type performer. Andy Kauffman actually had cancer.
oof
Whenever Boogie asks what he's supposed to do without the income he was expecting, I just think of that one Star Trek The Next Generation episode where Q is made a mortal and asking Picard what he can do to prove he is really just a mortal and not doing one his tricks.
At which point Worf just says "Die"
Imagine telling someone during the height of Boogie's career that we would be sitting here today praising Nikocado Advocado for his incredible weight loss and 4D chess playing skills, and Boogie would be the one with "liar" tattooed onto his face. What a time we live in lol.
STOP FEEDING THE STRAY KICKENS!!! SHE'S FEEDING THE STRAT CAAATS. STOP FEEDING THE CATS!
Eh.. Nick still got irreversible heart disease and spread his brown eye of sauron for the internet.
I do not think Nick is really good at this 4d chess thing.
The fact people view what Nik did as some kind of master 4D chess move just because he said it’s was all an “experiment” to mess with people…
The dude ruined his life for UA-cam money and attention and finally had an existential moment of clarity.
I wish folks would see him for the moronic jester he is and stop giving him credit where it isn’t due. 😂
@@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 Making an ass of yourself and then claiming that you never meant it all along just makes you look tarded
he still showed his bright red bunghole on camera. Advocado is not a success story friend.
It's a testimony to the quality of his microphone that we still can hear him after all the merciless abuse the poor thing underwent. If it survived Boogie, it can survive anything.
Boogies mic is like wings chair, technology has surpassed itself
Still watching so maybe it comes up later, but there is a section in one episode where Boogie virtue signals by destroying a Mr Beast choclate bar by pouring some sort of chemical/peroxide/varnish-remover type stuff on it. It's been speculated that he had this on hand (it was already on his desk) because he's been using it on the tattoo.
Yeah it comes up. Makes no sense that hed have a stupid bottle of peroxide nearby at his desk unless hes using it to erase his tattoo. Hes so bad at covering his tracks
@@PrismTheKidJust like when he used to leave cans of Mountain Dew on his desk after claiming he stopped drinking it
Boogie D. Clown. I think I downloaded the wrong live action One Piece adaptation.
Don’t insult our beloved Chairman Buggy-sama like that…
They said he's done everything but touch a kid... that we know of. I can't look at Boogie and imagine a timeline where he won't eventually do that. Especially after seeing Tipples the clown.
@@thetruemonarch9354 he had a post on his old pron blog about how he’s watched the most depraved things on the internet so yeah I agree with Colossal’s belief that Boogie has looked at CP.
Even the slowest, dumbest child would escape boogie. Steven hawking is more of a menace
Wouldn't he have to bend down to touch a child. Somehow i don't see that being physically possible for him to do.
"Tiiippllllles!!!!"
"...think of this as a previously on."
😂
"But Doctor, I am Pagliacci" - Tipples the Clown
Good joke.
The amount of time it takes for everyone to let Fringy actually tell them the difference between cream soda and creaming soda is agony. And he didn't even get to say his word
180/120 BP? Holy hell, that’s pre stroke levels.
My favorite part of any of this is the guys calling it a “Kink Shame” and not a shame kink. Idk just makes me laugh
1:28:21 The BEST use of that shitty soundboard.
"EFAP year 6 is the Boogie year" Thank you Mauler
I work at a grocery store and a customer complained to me about an empty box falling on her head. She said she it hurts now and has a bump.
I was trying to makes sense of things with questions and she accused me of laughing at her which gave me whiplash. Anyways I asked her more questions because I was confused and she cursed me out
Sorry to hear that not to say its entirely your fault but I hope you get better at navigating unpleasant customers with time. All part of retail unfortunately but its a good learning experience
She was trying for a lawsuit.
That's rough buddy
Who asked?
@@Fauwkes maybe I did, what of it?
Its funny how Wings is just there for the cash cause if it means a paycheck obtained with the most minimal effort mf will just sit doing jack
On the one hand, it’s refreshing that Wings’ life is more or less stable now and he’s not just melting down over trolls and video games anymore. He still has his fuck-ass moments because of course, but they’re so minuscule in comparison to how he used to be. On the other hand, it seems the only reason he’s on the podcast is because there’s no other notable enough lolcow out there to be replaced with. At least, not any that Keem would want.
Sounds great.
"If it means he'll get paid to do nothing, he'll sit there and do nothing to get paid."
Y... yes? I think most people would accept FREE MONEY. Yes.
Basking in looking like the normal one show after show after show.
He gets paid to do nothing and comes our looking better. Its a dream deal. He'd be a clown NOT to do it
I think the acetone theory is the one with the most weight (heh) because his face doesn't look infected, it looks like he's been using acetone to rub the skin off and he's now damaged his skin.
Wolf's brain is melting from all the Boogie lore.
Its funny even wings is looking better than Keem
It's not hard to look better then Keem
@@AlinaAniretake But it is hard to look worse than wings
Low ass bar though lol
@@AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-y5f the issue would've been if BOOGIE looked better then Keemstar
@@AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-y5f the issue would've been if BOOGIE looked better then Keemstar
I hope you guys cover Boogie’s picking up trash by the Hwy punishment. He wore a bright vest, no shirt, pants & matching crocs 😂
This is from EFAP 300. They already did.
Check part 3 of efap 300
@@italyspit5192 thank you!
@@italyspit5192 I must have missed it because I didn’t see that part
A river ripples down his tipples
41:25 Regardless of whether you like him, the one thing you can't accuse Asmongold of is fence-sitting. Unless it's politics (where he just said every streamer should STFU about world politics because they don't know anything) or fellow streamers (although maybe he's actually defensive rather than wishywashy), that man has opinions and he's not afraid to speak them.
Diabeto would be jealous of those numbers..
Ah, Bobus Maximus, i haven't heard of him in a while.
43:07 Thats more Charlie than Asmon
43:32 Yet again Wings being funnier than Boogie ever will be.
I haven't started the video yet but subscribed just for the title because I agree with it 100%. The whole thing, while admittedly entertaining, was manufactured nonsense and we are all dumber for having borne witness to it.
Cant wait for the boogie Netflix film "Boogie: tipples uprising and descent"
More hyped for: *Tipples : A Star Wars Story* tbh
happy tipples to all my fellow peasants
EFAP trashing on Boogie is the only thing that gives me joy in life
Absolutely twitted
Boogie’s drama is blazing! 🔥 Manufactured chaos at its finest. 😈
"I made the video because I knew I'd need the money one way or the other." -- Boogie. Is that him saying "I'll need the money whether I actually have cancer or not."?
The drama is obviously faked, and the final straw was when he pretended to drink piss rather than work for a bit.
That made it obvious beyond a doubt.
I mean everything about boogie is a lie but I cant say the bottle was a fake, they found a random bottle with yellow liquid in it and Keem on a whim decided to do a morality test to see if Boogie would back out of his punishment but unfortunately its clear boogie realised it was old soda. If we're talking keem being fake its him ever saying he'll fire boogie because he knows that guy is the lifeblood of the lolcow podcast
@@PrismTheKidodds he planted that there 10 minutes before the show?
It's always strange how Fringy refers to Pokemon like they're each individual characters and not a species. Also, Snorlax are known to "attack in a grumpy rage" when awoken from sleep, so I don't think his assessment of their demeanor is 100% correct.
Still, they're all correct that Boogie isn't a Snorlax. If I were to compare him to a Pokemon, I'd probably go with Bewear, the Alolan predator that gives people potentially fatal hugs. It gives off the air that it's a friendly, lovable crerature, but it conceals a much more sinister nature.
It's probably an artifact of the old tv show, where each species was more of an individual as opposed to the games, where the idea of the species is more prevalent.
@@publiusdos5925 That’s not even true, though. While each character’s Pokémon companions have their own personality, the species is still clearly defined since we frequently see more than one of them. Ash’s Pikachu isn’t the same as Richie’s Pikachu, and the Meowth that hangs out with Jessie and James isn’t the same as the Meowth it tried to get with or the folk hero Meowth from the Children’s Day episode.
That’s less a result of the show and more a result of not paying attention.
Boogie is too despicable to be marketable as any kind of pokemon
Pokemon are designed to be liked by at least some people but Boogie is likeable to nobody
@@PrismTheKid Look, I don’t want him to tarnish the good name of any Pokémon, but he’s already tarnishing humanity by having the gal to be one. What’s one more damaged name?
Garbodor is what id pick for Boogie
Mauler is fantastic at the Tipples timing
That videos of Boogie lying about having cancer when he pretends as though the audience is larping at his expense, as if there is no reason why someone would doubt him, is the most infuriating video of his that I've seen. He puts on that "serious", concernded voice he has and sighs as if he's exausted for sympathy and claims moral superiority by calling on his fans to shout down people who doubt him, while he's doing some of the most vile manipulation I've ever seen a UA-camr attempt. It is genuinely cathartic to me seeing him admit that the video was fake and him getting grilled over it.
Boogies spirit pokemon is Muk, pure poison and has a resting derp face that no one could love.
no, muk is a good boy that eats waste.
Code Red is the second best Mountain Dew. The first is Baja Blast. Change my fat mind.
code red is a blast 10/10
Now I gotta go run to a gas station...What does it taste like?
It tastes like red in the best possible way. Mountain Dew variants are the bomb.
@@joesvanjourneycode red tastes like liquid red, like radient blood of a cherry's heart red, it's such a red drink.
Baja blast is fucking disgusting
Code red is the best
I loved voltage but voltage makes me shit hard
Tipple status: twitted
Snorlax is beloved.
Being Tipples The Clown is the only thing that brings him joy.
1:35:22 Little Platoon’s disgust is so funny 🤣
Hey, you promised wolf man.
He changed the deal
Pray he doesn't alter it further.
This deal is getting worse all the time..
That fucking tattoo should have been on his forehead in comic sans.
Comic Sans?, steady on there, we're not monsters.
9:09 Fringy obviously knows nothing about Snorlax. Snorlax is chill as long as you leave it alone and let it sleep. You wake it up, it gets ticked off. Now is Boogie being provoked here? Kinda. I’m just trying to prove a point about Snorlax here, not Boogie.
their subreddit says it all the time but nobody whos struggling for money has 3 adult roommates who don't pay rent, everyone learns this in college
My TIPPLES
Hahahaha can you imagine like 25000 people watched this boogie drama live on Lolcow Live
snorlax aint chill, you wake the dude up and he tries to bodyslam you
Well hes like a bear you be mad if someone woke you up also
Anyone else remember the clip of boogie saying “I could never verbally abuse someone if you think I could you’re crazy” as he’s screaming “you dumb bald fat fuck!!” At wings?
35:39 "You must bring us... a shrubbery" pika bagings
Everyone dogs on Boogie for saying "TWITTED MY FUCKING TIPPLES!" but nobody comments on how he follows that up by saying "THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE PUUUUBES!!"
“She twitted my tipples, it was part of the abuse”
I think he's screaming "THAT'S PART OF THE ABUUUUUUSE!"
At least, that makes more sense to me.
@@dismaltenedor3979 You know what, he might be saying that. It's really hard to understand what that living lard lump says a lot of the time when he starts sperging out.
Thank you Mr. Wolf, for titillating my tipples with these highlights.
1:15:33 - y'all keep saying "kink shame", whereas Booger has a "shame kink". I know it's more natural to say "kink shame" because that is a much more common phrase, especially in 2010's vernacular- all the memes about not "kink shaming".
If it helps, you can say "humiliation fetish"- it's more accurate anyway since Bugstar doesn't have "shame" and "pride", in the way most people know it...
It’s funny that even the hosts of Lolcowlive don’t watch lolcowlive
Can someone edit the Joker trailers with a bunch of Boogie footage and title it TIPPLES
It was all an act, they where all in on it.
It kinda seems like it for sure.
Definitely. I wish more people could see that. Why can’t most people see that?
Wolf pls bless us with a boogie talking ab mutahar comp
I battled high blood pressure for YEARS man.
It was actually really easily to get under control, I just had to pull out the 24 hour drip of pure, pharmaceutical crystal meth out of my arm.
Sucks that I can't see the future or throw a 1990 Honda Accord over a football field anymore, but at least I don't have high blood pressure of a very LOUD voice constantly telling me to sew my face to couch.
So as far as the BP goes you can take it on the forearm. Reasoning you can't get the BP cuff on his arm.
@@Darkness-rd1yz if it doesn’t fit the upper arm, they use a different one for the wrist. Taking it on the forearm is not accurate, especially not when he’s screaming unnecessarily just to keep his BP up.
Biggest takeaway is that Rags has bad taste in wine
I was almost thinking I would have to do work at work today, thank God EFAP decided to upload
I dont know Keem very well, in terms of content, but I fully agree with LittlePlatoon's cynical take. It makes too much sense that Keem knew with mentioned previous video evidence. And had several set ups along the way. He did effectively parrot Boogie's reasoning about the cancer panic. Furthermore, it's beyond convenient that the thing needed to intentionally ruin and age a tattoo was sitting on Boogie's desk for all to see.
0:17 imagine him saying that on a TV show or Program
With about 8-12 hrs of entertainment every year this basically is a TV series at this point lol.
Twitting my tipples is the only thing that brings me joy in life..
Fucking tipples will never get old.
Mauler have you watched Matchstick Men yet? Nic Cage and Sam Rockwell are con-men and directed by Ridley Scott. It's a great script!
Love that movie. 2nd favorite Nick Cage movie.
@@na5794 One of my favorites and the twist I never saw coming. What's your first favorite Nic Cage movie? Just curious.
Holy shit he didn't move away any of his stuff he just moved the table and the camera so you don't see it
Fat people often put BP cuff on the forearm because their upper arm is too big for the cuff.
@@josephdunlay4958 There are “big cuffs” that are extra large for big fatties like me; otherwise, if it still can’t fit on the upper arm, there are special wrist devices to take a reading from the wrist. But the forearm is a last resort. I had to take daily readings after a bad reaction to some meds, and they would not let me do forearm readings.
TWiddleD mY tIpPleeeeSsS!!
As PaRt Of ThE aBuSe!!!
Shouldn't he be in jail for fraud. I'm pretty sure lying to get donations is illegal.
Oh boy, it's twiddling time
It's interesting. When I still drank soda regularly, I had nearly the exact opposite opinion to Rags on soda flavors. With reds (cherry, strawberry, etc) being on the higher end of what I like, and brown sodas like Pepsi & Coke being indistinguishable and second to last on the scale. (The exception being root beer, the great unifier)
Guess it's just taste buds.
Funnily enough I find having diet Pepsi/Coke mixed with orange juice is more enjoyable than mixing the normal kind.
P.S.
Doctor Pepper sucks out right. It's the industrialized version of mixing all the flavors in the McDonald's fountain cause you're a stupid child with undeveloped taste.
T I P P L E S!!!!
1:15:22
"I have a source"
source is legit "Dude trust me this guy I know told me" and it's a half remembered story at that
Code Red was my drink of choice back in my WoW days. Along with peanut butter and honey sammies.
43:15 the start of something beautiful. 😂😂😂
Boogie again? Well this twitters my tipples.
I wont take this code red slander 😤
Boogie is simply a Con Artist. ^.-.^
So is Keemstar to be fair.
Is that a smiley face with piercings?