I watched the endings of 10 terrible christmas movies

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  • @theatticaddict
    @theatticaddict 4 місяці тому +40530

    Let’s leave Drew Gooden in 2023

    • @BiasedSportsFan
      @BiasedSportsFan 4 місяці тому +833

      Haven’t heard a truer statement in my life

    • @naomi8420
      @naomi8420 4 місяці тому +627

      this is a rlly good one

    • @jamewson
      @jamewson 4 місяці тому +174

      Definitely

    • @Minigolfwindmill
      @Minigolfwindmill 4 місяці тому +89

      True

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh 4 місяці тому +694

      yeah he smells weird

  • @__Yikes
    @__Yikes 4 місяці тому +5380

    Timestamps:
    Start: 0:00
    End: 18:26

    • @tackycardia
      @tackycardia 4 місяці тому +179

      thanks

    • @biggiecheese726
      @biggiecheese726 4 місяці тому +434

      Middle: 9:13

    • @BiasedSportsFan
      @BiasedSportsFan 4 місяці тому +124

      You’re a lifesaver

    • @poggkimpan
      @poggkimpan 4 місяці тому +65

      Aw man I would not have been able to watch this video without your helpful comment, how else would I have known when the start and end was?

    • @lrose5522
      @lrose5522 4 місяці тому +140

      5 minutes before the end: 13:26

  • @trentmager4852
    @trentmager4852 4 місяці тому +13995

    There is NOT enough space for him to write Sophia and Jackson in that tiny-ass heart

    • @bbbluff9473
      @bbbluff9473 4 місяці тому +107

      Right?! 😂

    • @MaddyBlu9724
      @MaddyBlu9724 4 місяці тому +691

      Might have to settle for "S+J"

    • @CubicSagacity
      @CubicSagacity 4 місяці тому +65

      That's what I was thinking XP

    • @2cat4life
      @2cat4life 4 місяці тому +62

      a lotta people just write initials in those yeah

    • @aniMeaganstream
      @aniMeaganstream 4 місяці тому +376

      @@MaddyBlu9724Slim+Jim

  • @amethystmk
    @amethystmk 3 місяці тому +651

    hey drew the pinned comment was joking pls come back

  • @-psilo-9071
    @-psilo-9071 4 місяці тому +307

    I like how their sequel to a dog Christmas movie was literally just spy kids.

  • @dexter5125
    @dexter5125 4 місяці тому +10789

    I liked the fact that Drew pointed out that one of the guy's nicknames was "Roastbeef" and not the fact that Leonardo Da Vinci was apparently the artist for DogGone Christmas.

    • @woofer4813
      @woofer4813 4 місяці тому +1219

      brought him back just for this movie

    • @jaquelynbuechler1267
      @jaquelynbuechler1267 4 місяці тому +1

      @@woofer4813it was worth it

    • @kaitlynwickham6237
      @kaitlynwickham6237 4 місяці тому +453

      I think the only real name in that screenshot is David Mortimer, and even that seems up for debate.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 4 місяці тому

      @kaitlynwickham6237 I agree, although I do think it’s interesting that Madame Selena Dawn and Melvin Milgrim both sound fictional names from like a book but Finnel Roberts sounds more like a fake name someone made up to hide their own identity.

    • @balengd5402
      @balengd5402 4 місяці тому +83

      I'm reading this comment out of context and this is so... 🗿

  • @NobodyBasically
    @NobodyBasically 4 місяці тому +7987

    Hallmark was advertising a movie this year about a woman getting stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop and the commercial showed her reacting to a woman saying "Happy Hanukkah" every day and I was really sad to learn the plot twist wasn't that there was no time loop and the woman just didn't realize Hanukkah is multiple days.

    • @SilverDragonJay
      @SilverDragonJay 4 місяці тому +1173

      That would be hilarious

    • @skylarrose4176
      @skylarrose4176 4 місяці тому +776

      Fuck that's so good

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 4 місяці тому +564

      Pls can you be in charge of writing all Hallmark movies from now on??

    • @owenshirrell1150
      @owenshirrell1150 4 місяці тому +170

      hang on is this the one with Vic Michaelis? like from Dropout?

    • @NobodyBasically
      @NobodyBasically 4 місяці тому +44

      @@owenshirrell1150 Yep!

  • @ollied8094
    @ollied8094 3 місяці тому +143

    at 13:35 when he says “remember to smash that like button” the like button lights up on mobile. i didn’t know that and it freaked me out a little LMAO💀

  • @ValOsom87
    @ValOsom87 4 місяці тому +34

    "Defacing the beam" is my new favorite euphemism.

  • @NdieCity
    @NdieCity 4 місяці тому +9319

    I'm pretty impressed that a mall santa managed to cure a child's disability. It's usually a real santa that has to do that

    • @thoopsy
      @thoopsy 4 місяці тому +575

      Why do we have the healthcare system in this universe when Mall Santas have this kind of power?

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules 4 місяці тому +469

      @@thoopsy Women keep pulling their beards off to kiss them, which are the source of their magic. It's a real problem.

    • @skipsal
      @skipsal 4 місяці тому +61

      throughout the movie the kid was going to physical therapy. there is also a pumpkin carving contest (i only know this from mbmbam's that's a xmas to me)

    • @ahuman5993
      @ahuman5993 4 місяці тому +23

      Is the kid the weird scientist kid from odd squad

    • @da3855
      @da3855 4 місяці тому +7

      I love that there was no mention of Christ - who was the real miraculous healer - in a CHRISTmas movie

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 місяці тому +6805

    Imagine going to see Santa at the mall, and not only does he restore a child's ability to walk, but then the kids mom just starts making out with him 💀

    • @Violet_ii
      @Violet_ii 4 місяці тому +547

      ya know if someone magically healed my sons paralysis id probably make out with them too

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 місяці тому +81

      Isn't there a song about that?
      ...minus the paralysis ig 😂

    • @user-ou1lx2ug2v
      @user-ou1lx2ug2v 4 місяці тому +93

      If i had a dollar for every time i witnessed that id have $18.43

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 4 місяці тому

      @@user-ou1lx2ug2v how much did you start with? $19.43?

    • @ThaFashionAssassin
      @ThaFashionAssassin 4 місяці тому +15

      @@Violet_iiI need to start practicing magic 😂

  • @charliep9066
    @charliep9066 4 місяці тому +229

    Jesus, how did Vivica A Fox go from Independence Day and Kill Bill to... Sharknado sequels and a xmas movie for dogs!?! That's sad af.

    • @bella_ciao4608
      @bella_ciao4608 4 місяці тому +42

      Don’t forget cool cat.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 місяці тому +34

      I don't think Cool Cat is all that funny of a bad movie, but the conversation that she and a clearly drunk Eric Estrada have in that movie fucking kills me. Especially his extremely slurred "Dere he is!" followed by her shocked facial expression.

    • @tomahawk19
      @tomahawk19 3 місяці тому +8

      Bruh she was Loretta in Curb, that's nuts.

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j 8 днів тому +2

      She produces a lot of these films. I don’t think she’s really fallen on hard times

  • @kayyjayy6969
    @kayyjayy6969 4 місяці тому +83

    “LoOkS LiKe We’Ve AcCoMpLiShEd OuR MiSsIoN” at 12:00 about took me out oh my god

  • @Rebecca-gt6zb
    @Rebecca-gt6zb 4 місяці тому +2396

    3:18 "Drive out here on your face?" He implies that the man's face is all messed up because, instead of using a car, he came to the house while running his face against the road. Hope this helps

    • @nobody7413
      @nobody7413 4 місяці тому +109

      😂😂 thanks I was looking for an answer

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 місяці тому +54

      That's incredible thanks

    • @Spirila
      @Spirila 4 місяці тому +51

      Thank you! I had to pause the video and find the answer in the comments before continuing lol 😄

    • @TheMovieBuff96
      @TheMovieBuff96 4 місяці тому +128

      That makes a lot more sense than my guess of "Dry battery your face?" Lmao

    • @annawallace3383
      @annawallace3383 4 місяці тому +40

      Thanks for figuring it out for us.
      Also, that is the worst insult I've ever heard 😂

  • @FullOrange_
    @FullOrange_ 4 місяці тому +3278

    I’m sorry, but drew doing that weird walk saying “hey Amanda, your my boyfriend now” had me dying

    • @Maddie-eu8xv
      @Maddie-eu8xv 4 місяці тому +69

      why are you sorry

    • @gibbyjibby0
      @gibbyjibby0 4 місяці тому +39

      why would you be sorry about that

    • @sarahg1002
      @sarahg1002 4 місяці тому +149

      Apology accepted.

    • @RavenzAJ
      @RavenzAJ 4 місяці тому +8

      they're so sweet together

    • @MaxMax-ty5yv
      @MaxMax-ty5yv 4 місяці тому +13

      you're dude

  • @heathergallmann
    @heathergallmann 4 місяці тому +125

    watching the end of bad movies would honestly be such a fun sleepover activity.

  • @BartelsBookshelf
    @BartelsBookshelf 3 місяці тому +79

    FYI: A Doggone Adventure was actually directed by Tony Randel, most famous for Hellraiser II, Amityville: It's About Time, and of course, the incomparable classic Ticks. Interesting to see he's still directing heavily special effects-laden films, even if the budgets are about five dollars. 🤣But that at least explains why it feels a little more well put together and cohesive than the previous movie. Also, the screenplay was by Jim Wynorski, which someone else mentioned - two cult horror filmmakers banding together to make a bizarre talking dog movie. This truly is the best timeline.

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 3 місяці тому +4

      that is absolutely wild, thanks for that info haha

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink 3 місяці тому +11

      sneaking the wilhem scream into doggone adventure suddenly makes much more sense!

  • @stars4809
    @stars4809 4 місяці тому +2908

    The whole "You shouldn't have bought a dog without telling us!" thing reminds me of my favorite terrible Christmas movie trope; an adult makes a perfectly reasonable and constructive complaint and the movie treats them as wrong because it's Christmas it's joy time no whining!!!

    • @Mockthenerd
      @Mockthenerd 4 місяці тому +224

      Buying small dog: yeah, not great but could teach the children some good responsibilities. Buying a Husky: those parents are getting a divorce.

    • @maxgosen3237
      @maxgosen3237 4 місяці тому +150

      @@Mockthenerd If my partner were to bring any type of animal into our house without discussing that with me I'm out of there.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 місяці тому +31

      No whining! Its New Years! You will enjoy your shtty movies, you will pop bottles & you will _like_ it.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 місяці тому +58

      @@maxgosen3237lmfao…I read that as “parents” instead of “partner”
      Was like damn, I see who’s in charge 😂

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 місяці тому +34

      Also, buying a puppy on Christmas is incredibly stressful for the puppy

  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 4 місяці тому +2764

    wow! christmas is 359 days away and drew already uploaded his christmas video. what a timely and excellent youtuber. i just wish he wouldn't talk so much so we could watch the movies

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 місяці тому +44

      They say 359 isn't early ~ it's on time!
      He sure is a little stinker.

    • @007oskari
      @007oskari 3 місяці тому +9

      I'd say the little stinker is actually 6 days late and tried to play it off

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 3 місяці тому +26

      ​@@007oskariPreposterous!

    • @misschocoki
      @misschocoki 3 місяці тому

      i hate drew gooden!

    • @misschocoki
      @misschocoki 3 місяці тому +2

      drew gooden is a bad bad boy!

  • @melody_melon_73
    @melody_melon_73 4 місяці тому +57

    I love how, even though Parks and Recs. tells us his name is "Gary" we all still call him "Jerry".

  • @boofsnooker
    @boofsnooker 4 місяці тому +30

    ok now drew got me in a rabbit hole. turns out there are a million “the dog who saved…” movies and joey diaz is in all of them

  • @xcelestialsongx
    @xcelestialsongx 4 місяці тому +4077

    I wish Christmas was twice a year so we could get two videos every year of Drew watching bad Christmas movies. But not more than that.

    • @annabelcunningham2848
      @annabelcunningham2848 4 місяці тому +224

      Maybe when he and Danny divorces we'll get two Christmases

    • @ahmburt6404
      @ahmburt6404 4 місяці тому +18

      I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having a Christmas video twice in one year.

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 4 місяці тому +17

      _Technicallyyyy_ the Christmas season doesn't end until Three King's Day on January 6th. So he's right on time! Also, a long Christmas season prevents the post holiday blues 🥰

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 4 місяці тому +3

      Also orthodox Christmas

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 місяці тому

      Elaborate

  • @CaughtonCandy
    @CaughtonCandy 4 місяці тому +2174

    Conspiracy theory: Seeing as how in these Christmas dog movies, the dog is always the best actor, I'm starting to think that the movies are actually made and directed by dogs. There's no other way to explain the terrible human acting

    • @power_startastic
      @power_startastic 4 місяці тому +33

      i wonder if the fact the human actors actually know they're acting is bringing them down. the dogs are immersed because.. they don't know better.
      though to be honest, a secret society of dog hollywood is a better idea.

    • @owen-ne8tn
      @owen-ne8tn 4 місяці тому +3

      666 likes

    • @6Shooter28
      @6Shooter28 4 місяці тому +4

      sort of like how the Italian actors in spaghetti westerns always give the most natural performances

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@6Shooter28that is the most unparallel parallel that ever paralleled lol 😉👍

    • @kreakyscoming
      @kreakyscoming 4 місяці тому

      propaganda

  • @mitchell.grace_
    @mitchell.grace_ Місяць тому +17

    5:54 that movie is definitely just a twist on a christmas carol and I don't know how I got that from watching approximately 1% as much of the movie as drew did

  • @AlmightyUniden
    @AlmightyUniden 4 місяці тому +34

    13:35 Since when does the like button actually light up when he says that?????? WHAT

    • @MindlessMagic
      @MindlessMagic 3 місяці тому +6

      That is a feature, he can make it happen whenever he wants in the video.

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@MindlessMagic not necessarily. It lights up when youtubers say the word like

  • @toko1368
    @toko1368 4 місяці тому +3678

    I can imagine Drew and Danny giggling while hitting the upload button at the same time

    • @Bay4G
      @Bay4G 4 місяці тому +211

      Drew got slow internet apparently

    • @maylagesse
      @maylagesse 4 місяці тому +379

      Probably said “we’ll both upload at noon” forgetting about time zones

    • @RustyGrandpa
      @RustyGrandpa 4 місяці тому +108

      @@maylagesse The most realistic explanation

    • @bibliobibuli_
      @bibliobibuli_ 4 місяці тому +7

      FR

    • @Setashi
      @Setashi 4 місяці тому +20

      Great day for introverts everywhere.

  • @orangeygurl1160
    @orangeygurl1160 3 місяці тому +35

    Hello! I haven't watched you for a while but I vividly remember binge watching your videos during lockdown (and even before that, actually). In the past year, I was diagnosed with epilepsy and meningitis, which affected my brain (e.g. memory loss, non-comprehension, etc.), and now that it has been 1 year since then, I am slowly adjusting and adapting to my new environment. Then when I saw your video pop up in my recommendation, a burst of nostalgia suddenly hit me. So much so that I can't help but to be emotional. Thank you so much for this video, guy. Happy New Year!!!

  • @BigOlBoy
    @BigOlBoy 3 місяці тому +8

    I actually watched a doggone Christmas with my dad a while back. The dog is psychic and a highly trained weapon for some government group. They barely address the psychic part throughout the whole movie it's great

  • @salt3685
    @salt3685 4 місяці тому +1155

    Amanda is canonically Drew Gooden’s boyfriend now. Good to know. I am kind of sad we missed the divorce arc, but am relieved they seem to be back together and are trying to make it work.

    • @dragonshadow4145
      @dragonshadow4145 3 місяці тому +49

      I also applaud Amanda on his transition!

    • @deebee.1542
      @deebee.1542 3 місяці тому +44

      nah it wasn't a divorce arc, amanda died at war, remember? you missed the arc where drew and danny found the dragon balls to bring her back to life. and now they're all poly boyfriends!

    • @mimi47837
      @mimi47837 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@deebee.1542don't forget that laura is also their poly boyfriend!

    • @nudibranchluvr
      @nudibranchluvr 2 місяці тому +1

      This is honestly really funny haha

  • @joycewible8816
    @joycewible8816 4 місяці тому +702

    The hug with the whispering and giggling was absolute torture

    • @jaydee5638
      @jaydee5638 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ona512
      @ona512 4 місяці тому +41

      ASMR boyfriend misses you (whispering, affirmation. freeform)

  • @TallDood
    @TallDood 3 місяці тому +45

    Where is my end of the month video Grew Dooden???///?

  • @Zyodl
    @Zyodl 3 місяці тому +28

    oh shit guys the last of the month past and he didnt post a video... i think we're gonna starve

  • @PaddeeBA
    @PaddeeBA 4 місяці тому +796

    For some reason I kept forgetting we were just watching the ending and thought multiple times these were just insane ways to begin a movie

    • @sseleneable
      @sseleneable 3 місяці тому +49

      i swear, the first one i tought "wait, they're already togeyther so is she going to break up with him for the true love interest????"

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 2 місяці тому +4

      The entire video is actually just about one movie.

    • @LadyBeyondTheWall
      @LadyBeyondTheWall 20 днів тому

      Oh my god, the same thing kept happening to me. I'm glad it wasn't only me! I was like "Jesus christ do I have the worst memory or something??" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. because I literally just kept forgetting the whole purpose of the video is that it's the end of the movies. 🤦🏻‍♀

  • @GSvXity
    @GSvXity 4 місяці тому +4673

    The best part of Christmas is watching drew react to the absolute worst Christmas movies ever conceived

    • @BiasedSportsFan
      @BiasedSportsFan 4 місяці тому +64

      After Christmas of course

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 4 місяці тому +10

      omg my wife is in your pfp

    • @honeybunchesofoats00
      @honeybunchesofoats00 4 місяці тому +6

      It's so low effort it makes me feel like shit. He thinks we'll watch anything.. I literally cannot get through this video & now I have to click away before my brain rots from this mush

    • @honeybunchesofoats00
      @honeybunchesofoats00 4 місяці тому +3

      Btw I have been a fan for YEARS.. Only recently has this been happening. It's really sad for me, I wanted to grow alongside his channel but it just seems as though I've outgrown this style of content altogether at the ripe age of 23

    • @GSvXity
      @GSvXity 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Man-ej6uvno pyramid head is my wife

  • @user-rg9cy7ue8s
    @user-rg9cy7ue8s 2 місяці тому +11

    Since nobody saying I’ll just say it: the new hair and the 70’s shirt are really working for you Drew. You’re looking good

  • @etownshawn
    @etownshawn 4 місяці тому +19

    Anyone else laugh at the dog setting off dynamite? 11:22 that was so violent

  • @mori5433
    @mori5433 4 місяці тому +1572

    Kudos to Drew for somehow finding the 2 Christmas movies with Kristi North out of a complete coincidence

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 4 місяці тому +95

      I don’t have feeling for Kristi North

    • @noel1626
      @noel1626 4 місяці тому +54

      I don't have feelings for Kristi North

    • @ediblelipscrubs9466
      @ediblelipscrubs9466 4 місяці тому +44

      I don’t have feelings for Kristi North

    • @isacfxd3163
      @isacfxd3163 4 місяці тому +31

      I don't have feelings for Kristi North

    • @tinaphillips1295
      @tinaphillips1295 4 місяці тому +34

      3:39 I HAVE FEELINGS FFOR KRISTI NORTH. OK?? And i am fed up w Drew gaslighting us for years!

  • @LilBanbozie
    @LilBanbozie 4 місяці тому +1383

    It's so incredible to think that Amanda got the job at the company, and is now the CEO of the franchise. Drew must be so proud.

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway 4 місяці тому +120

      Drew is so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 4 місяці тому +65

      But now she's about to leave her big city job for small town life with unemployed local boy Drew and no job prospects or accommodation.

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 4 місяці тому +35

      What, she's back from Iraq?

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Random-sk6hmBut she gets to own a Christmas-themed bed and breakfast that no one stays at!

    • @r3dr4te963
      @r3dr4te963 4 місяці тому +3

      Ah, so this movie took place at same universe as Neil Breen's movies huh?

  • @samyabdelsalam1131
    @samyabdelsalam1131 3 місяці тому +16

    Drew hurry up. Next video. Me hungy.

    • @buffy3111
      @buffy3111 3 місяці тому +6

      we're so hungry drew

    • @samyabdelsalam1131
      @samyabdelsalam1131 2 місяці тому +1

      Drew I even bought another shirt. Please make new video. Pweease. Misghetti, cause i miss it.

  • @beckettlebak
    @beckettlebak 2 місяці тому +11

    Let’s bring Drew Gooden back in 2024

  • @HighCountryHigh
    @HighCountryHigh 4 місяці тому +711

    Drew did the Ninja video just so he could go blonde without everyone questioning it.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 4 місяці тому +32

      He was already blond he’s just blonder now

    • @roseyoung44
      @roseyoung44 4 місяці тому +43

      ​@benjisaac go watch a video of his from a year ago and tell me that he's blonde. That man was a brunette

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 4 місяці тому +21

      @@roseyoung44 His hair was the same color as mine is now and I’ve been called blond my whole life, that’s just the color natural dirty blond goes when you don’t spend a lot of time in direct sunlight lol

    • @Wischmopp95
      @Wischmopp95 4 місяці тому +90

      The fuckboy blonde looks so good on him though

    • @Nuibuddy
      @Nuibuddy 4 місяці тому +45

      @@benjisaacyou have to be gaslighting us because in no way was drew blonde in his old videos
      Edit: you've been lied to about being blond. You aren't and have never been

  • @beepbeepboopbap
    @beepbeepboopbap 3 місяці тому +18

    is drew ok? he didnt share a video today and it is the last day of the month 😢

  • @fakename5973
    @fakename5973 3 місяці тому +28

    hello your next video is overdue

  • @catnumber6967
    @catnumber6967 4 місяці тому +1310

    That breathy whispered voiceover was the most uncomfortable movie scene I’ve ever seen & I’ve gone a fair ways down on the disturbing movies iceberg

  • @depines511
    @depines511 4 місяці тому +177

    finding out that hallmark movies pays well, have healthy work environment and keep the actors have steady jobs for atleast few movies, i cant really make fun of it as much as before

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 місяці тому +48

      genuinely a dream job of mine is hallmark acting. like steady income, good environment, and a few good minutes in the spotlight with an acting career, yet without the stress and havoc of an actual big acting career and fame yk ?? what’s not to enjoy !

  • @boopsnoot163
    @boopsnoot163 4 місяці тому +24

    Like two years ago on Christmas Eve my sisters and I found this AMAZING low budget Christmas movie, we watched it again this year and it just got better. Its called Santa Girl and has Harper from wizards of waverly place in it! We originally found it on Netflix but it’s only on UA-cam right now for feee with ads. 10/10 would recommend watching it Drew

  • @llamafloof8083
    @llamafloof8083 3 місяці тому +10

    I can't wait for father to feed us more content

  • @aaronlikeboss6152
    @aaronlikeboss6152 4 місяці тому +2631

    I feel like if Drew keeps watching these he’s going to transform into a terribly conceived Christmas Icon

    • @themelnova
      @themelnova 4 місяці тому +54

      will he defrost on 1st November every year like Mariah Carey

    • @aaronlikeboss6152
      @aaronlikeboss6152 4 місяці тому +64

      @@themelnova given his track record he’ll defrost on the 27th of December

    • @themelnova
      @themelnova 4 місяці тому +14

      @@aaronlikeboss6152 ahh to make the sponsorship deadline

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- 4 місяці тому +8

      I think it'd be really cool if he actually reviewed Christmas folklore like that. I especially like The Christmas Pickle, one of its origin stories being that two Spanish boys got kidnapped by an innkeeper, put in a pickle barrel, and _just so happened_ to be found by St Nicolas who _just so happened_ to stop in at the same inn. The tradition is that the first person to find the pickle ornament on Christmas morning gets to open the first present of the day.

  • @maryellenparmenter9303
    @maryellenparmenter9303 4 місяці тому +163

    The grandpa who gifted a FREAKING HUSKY without permission is the true villain. Oof

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 місяці тому +18

      Those children are going to watch in horror as their new toys are devored

  • @godofpunder1875
    @godofpunder1875 2 місяці тому +13

    Drew you’re late bro. I need a January and February video on my desk by month end.

  • @double_di_925
    @double_di_925 3 місяці тому +4

    3:18
    "Drive out here on your face?"

  • @heirspray5994
    @heirspray5994 4 місяці тому +1657

    this is an incredibly small detail but i will always be so thankful that you have fully transcribed captions set for all of your videos instead of the auto-captions; i sometimes have auditory processing issues and it helps so much more than you can imagine!

    • @jossecoupe446
      @jossecoupe446 4 місяці тому +133

      Can't fckn believe UA-cam got rid of the fan-subtitle feature (unless they went back on that?). I can only assume it meant that way fewer videos now end up getting subs.

    • @madpie5147
      @madpie5147 3 місяці тому +87

      also auto captions aren't even available on some videos :/

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 3 місяці тому +122

      I also like to eat crunchy food while watching videos. Subtitles are good for everyone!

    • @caitlinhebron1599
      @caitlinhebron1599 3 місяці тому +71

      @@jossecoupe446 the fan made subtitles were lowkey a huge problem because there was a lot they couldnt transcribe properly bc of accents or just not getting references etc, as well as wayyyy too many "author notes" added in, so getting rid of the feature WOULD have been fantastic if they created jobs out of captioning

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 місяці тому

      @@caitlinhebron1599 they could just add a rating system or something and remove them if theyre downvoted enough. sponsorblock already has this but for chapters

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing 4 місяці тому +418

    As a disabled person, I hate the "fixing the disability" trope in movies. It makes it seem like disabled people can't live regular lives, which we can. Disabled people can even be successful! It's just such a harmful trope that continues the stereotype that disabled people:
    1. Hate their disability and want it fixed
    2. That disabilities are "the end of the world"
    It's just sad.
    Edit: I understand that some want to be cured from some of their own disabilities, for example chronic pain. What I'm referring to in this comment are a non-disabled person's "fantasy" about fixing someone else's disability, rather than a disabled person's wish to be rid of it.

    • @watchingu2b
      @watchingu2b 4 місяці тому +29

      And that it can be fixed with just a wish. :(

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 місяці тому +31

      And like, this kids 10. He wouldn't ask for the ability to walk, he'd ask for jetboots or something cool he could use instead of not being in a wheelchair

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle 4 місяці тому +49

      I'm disabled, and I generally agree. But I do hate being disabled and I'd rather be healthy if I had the choice. My life is not regular. It's also not the same with all disabilities. If my autism could be cured with no side effects, I'd have to give it some thought, but if you told me the same thing about my dysautonomia, it would be a no-brainer. If I were in a wheelchair and somebody could fix that with magic, sign me the fuck up.

    • @smrlovr
      @smrlovr 4 місяці тому +3

      1000%!

    • @xeoney
      @xeoney 4 місяці тому +25

      It's like they can't even fathom the idea that disabled people can actually be happy, or just want better accessibility.
      Nope, this character WILL be cured and they WILL like it.

  • @francisengevik9517
    @francisengevik9517 2 місяці тому +8

    Long time since video bro! We miss ya!!

  • @23Raymond
    @23Raymond 3 місяці тому +13

    Drew it’s time for a new video

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 4 місяці тому +1437

    OH MY GOODNESS, MY AUNT AND I (BY PROXIMITY) WATCHED THE FIRST MOVIE DURING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! Okay the plot is completely wild! The main character is a journalist looking for a story to write about. She decides to write about a valuable nutcracker that was stolen. Her and the love interest whos a treasure hunter find a "valuable" nut cracker and try and piece together the story behind it. Shenanigans ensues and in the end, the mli (main love interest) and the girl find themselves in theatre and are chased by the antagonist with a knife until the police arrive. Also it turns out the nutcracker is worth 25 million dollars. In the end, they give the nutcracker to a lesbian couple for their honeymoon to be put in the museum and the mli and the girl kiss. So just your average hallmark movie

    • @Kasonmoors
      @Kasonmoors 4 місяці тому +267

      Wait are Hallmark movies allowed to have lesbians in them nowadays? I guess I haven't watched a hallmark movie in a long time.

    • @nah3551
      @nah3551 4 місяці тому +149

      That's very funny, considering the nutcracker in the clip is about as crappy and mass produced as it gets. I literally see 100s of that exact nutcracker on shelves every year. I like to think at least one very young child watched this movie, looked at their own nutcracker, and thought for a moment that they might be a millionaire.

    • @crankiemuniz
      @crankiemuniz 4 місяці тому +159

      Thank you for the plot breakdown and though it was unintentional, "jutcracker" really sent me. No idea why, but I loved it

    • @gaj30
      @gaj30 4 місяці тому +89

      @@crankiemunizglad to know i’m not alone in how i feel about jutcracker

    • @Natalie-hg3gh
      @Natalie-hg3gh 4 місяці тому +8

      WHAT

  • @NewbCh8surr
    @NewbCh8surr 4 місяці тому +356

    Thanks Drew. I look forward to these Christmas videos every January

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 4 місяці тому +2

      I hate to break it to you, but it’s still December.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 4 місяці тому +1

      @@rachelcookie321 He asked mall Santa for a Time Machine

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 3 місяці тому +4

    when i first started this video i was half asleep and instead of “are you defacing the beam” i heard “are you defacing the bean” and damn that would’ve been even funnier

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 3 місяці тому +2

      I thought it was bean until reading this comment

  • @adelaidedracomalfoy8300
    @adelaidedracomalfoy8300 4 місяці тому +4

    Alright, I didn't see anyone talking about 6:43 but I laughed so hard my cat came in to check on me. So is my sense of humor broken for literally snorting at "Hey Amanda, you're my boyfriend now!"

  • @misteria247
    @misteria247 4 місяці тому +598

    The part of "I'm sorry you walked in on me kissing a horse" with Drew dressed up in a cowboy hat made me wheeze I was not expecting that.

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 4 місяці тому +4

      i replayed it five times it was so funny

    • @Squadia
      @Squadia 4 місяці тому +2

      Fully laughed out loud at that part

    • @hreg5260
      @hreg5260 4 місяці тому +1

      Do you have the timestamp ?

    • @eriiiin
      @eriiiin 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@hreg5260 6:10

    • @clementine127
      @clementine127 4 місяці тому

      @@hreg52606:12

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick 4 місяці тому +631

    I knew the idea of “watch the last couple of minutes of a terrible movie” was too good for Drew to abandon.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 4 місяці тому +14

      It's genuinely just taking the best part of these movies without wasting your time with the rest

    • @earthtovesna
      @earthtovesna 4 місяці тому +21

      Who needs context when you can just not have it

    • @FAB13
      @FAB13 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@earthtovesna Absolutely 😂

  • @Real_Micah_Bell
    @Real_Micah_Bell 2 місяці тому +3

    4:14 this sound effect doesn’t come up to often but it’s always on point when it does

  • @isacfxd3163
    @isacfxd3163 4 місяці тому +10

    14:27 DID THEY PUT DOWN THE DOG

  • @chaoscrab
    @chaoscrab 4 місяці тому +513

    I can't believe you moved on from that kid being cured by santa so quickly, I was flabbergasted

    • @chrisdonnell7200
      @chrisdonnell7200 4 місяці тому +76

      That sort of thing in movies is so funny to me, because it implies that the person could easily cure debilitating illness/injury but just... doesn't most of the time

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 місяці тому

      ​@@chrisdonnell7200Santa only cures those he decides are worthy

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 4 місяці тому +381

    The woman from kill bill is in so many horrible low budget movie and I feel so bad for her because she clearly can act, but movies like this have such bad direction and scripts.

    • @fb2732
      @fb2732 4 місяці тому +33

      It seems that Vivica doesn't seem to care. She gets her bag anyway

    • @capablanc
      @capablanc 4 місяці тому +19

      Saw her in a crappy Cool Cat film lmao. All those Hollywooders know eachother.

    • @indigo8036
      @indigo8036 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@capablancthere he is!

    • @firstdyad2678
      @firstdyad2678 4 місяці тому +15

      The fact that she was in two sharknado movies is insane

    • @I_Cypher
      @I_Cypher 4 місяці тому +7

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@capablancI remember watching that in a club at college where we only watched bad movies and I was so surprised to see her in Cool Cat. I immediately wanted to ask her why on earth did you do this movie because it seemed so beneath her.
      Perhaps she is a true thespian, A real woman of the craft. She’s always gone the independent route, it’s just that she bagged a few good roles in films with good actors to carry it.

  • @Zaanse_Mayo
    @Zaanse_Mayo 4 місяці тому +7

    Hey Drew, I wanted to congratulate you on getting the job at the company during Christmas. Shame your dog exploded but you know how Mondays can be

  • @Woodsorrel_tea
    @Woodsorrel_tea 3 місяці тому +7

    4:46 wait pause- isn’t that the hospital where I was born???
    Google search confirmed. It is. Of all the angles they could have picked that sure is a weird one.

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 4 місяці тому +395

    I'm glad telling Amanda she's Drew's boyfriend is as important as telling her Scooby's in the future

  • @stardustluv666
    @stardustluv666 4 місяці тому +84

    “If you love someone, doesn’t that make them your boyfriend?” wow family reunions must be _real_ awkward in that family-

  • @thatonegirlie-lz
    @thatonegirlie-lz 4 місяці тому +3

    The last one made me think the sound effects team were not paid enough

  • @MagsJaz
    @MagsJaz Місяць тому +1

    i like the fact that so many bad, low budget movies always have a scene where there is just an unrecognisable line. Like the 2050 movie and the tony hawk movie. And now drew discovered his own little one 🥺🦶

  • @snazzysparkles2773
    @snazzysparkles2773 4 місяці тому +122

    12:56 I feel like that’s not the STRANGEST name in the credits there, Drew
    It must of been a pretty good movie if he returned from his hiatus of being dead to provide some original art

  • @nahin2974
    @nahin2974 4 місяці тому +670

    I love how even after growing up drew never really left his teenage habit of watching endings of random movies with his friend, but this time it's with us. And I'm glad that we're lucky to be a part of it

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora 3 місяці тому +3

      He's inspired me to start doing the same, but with horror movies instead of Christmas movies

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe 2 місяці тому +2

    i was BAFFLED at why i didn't remember watching this video because i watch every single one of drew's videos as they come out. then i realized this was posted 3 days after my tonsillectomy. and apparently the percocet did NOT retain my memory

  • @vadamoser3376
    @vadamoser3376 4 місяці тому +4

    this video inspired me to look into apparently the plethora of christmas movies both produced by and/or starring vivica a. fox and i stumbled upon two, "a husband for christmas" and "a christmas cruise" that both star vivica a. fox as the lead. and the pictures featured on google for both movies have the same stock photo of vivica next to her male counterpart. the exact same photo.

  • @richardderatte6672
    @richardderatte6672 4 місяці тому +246

    I just had surgery on my face yesterday and when the men in the hospital scene turned out to be ghosts and faded away I laughed so hard I thought I was going to tear my face open and become a ghost myself.

    • @amyhughes2149
      @amyhughes2149 4 місяці тому +32

      I missed the word "scene" in your comment an was under the impression that you were being visited by ghostly apparitions eerily similar to those in the movie and that's what you found funny. Get well soon btw!

    • @dragonrider99
      @dragonrider99 4 місяці тому +4

      Hope you heal quickly! ❤

    • @NickyNicest
      @NickyNicest 4 місяці тому +2

      Dammit Jerry

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 4 місяці тому +2

      Get well soon 💜

  • @kgaz845
    @kgaz845 4 місяці тому +792

    drew not even mentioning joey diaz at all is a tragedy. He carried that movie with his acting.

    • @janemoon3951
      @janemoon3951 4 місяці тому +23

      And Dean Cain AKA Superman

    • @jaybowler3121
      @jaybowler3121 4 місяці тому +12

      Came here to say this exact thing

    • @CharlieKling7
      @CharlieKling7 4 місяці тому +7

      The comment I was looking for

    • @pozcreative9480
      @pozcreative9480 4 місяці тому +8

      That caught me off guard

    • @FeiFongWang
      @FeiFongWang 4 місяці тому +25

      Joey hasn't had such an impactful role since being the "You ok bud?" random New Yorker in Spiderman 2. Inspirational.

  • @Faith_Soprano
    @Faith_Soprano 4 місяці тому +2

    The Christmas Coupon scene reminds me of this one TV show my mother watches sometimes. Don't ask me what it is, I honestly don't know. The whole show is voiced over in post. I don't know why. The actors seem to be speaking the same language, it's not like it's translated and voiced over, they just film and record audio separately for some reason, and they never, ever match exactly. It's so uncomfortable to watch, it makes me itchy.

  • @Fanaro
    @Fanaro 4 місяці тому +13

    1:10 "I wanted someone to deface my beam."

  • @dudeoninternetiguess
    @dudeoninternetiguess 4 місяці тому +173

    12:58 I can’t believe Leonardo Da Vinci came back to give them some music! So heartwarming to see such a big artist support a small film! ☺️☺️

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 місяці тому +8

      The movie was so bad that they didn’t use their real names.

  • @garfled
    @garfled 4 місяці тому +762

    i wish i could get to the ending of this terrible christmas video

    • @youtubedottcom
      @youtubedottcom 4 місяці тому +129

      didn’t make the pin, huh?

    • @garfled
      @garfled 4 місяці тому +161

      @@youtubedottcom someday 💔

    • @doom3798
      @doom3798 4 місяці тому +32

      nice try

    • @bearza_
      @bearza_ 4 місяці тому +35

      i wish i could get to the end of this terrible comment (i’m illiterate

    • @idamay4590
      @idamay4590 4 місяці тому +12

      bro did not make the pin

  • @PatchworkandPaisley
    @PatchworkandPaisley 4 місяці тому +6

    I think Drews acting niche should also be Christmas movies. He's the dog, btw.

  • @el-zs4mh
    @el-zs4mh 4 місяці тому +6

    i love drew’s post-christmas christmas videos it keeps the spirit alive

  • @Marvelfan-tf9oy
    @Marvelfan-tf9oy 4 місяці тому +1367

    You know it’s a good day when drew and Danny post on the same day

  • @hgracez
    @hgracez 4 місяці тому +447

    I love to think Amanda is always home and hears these really unhinged comments Drew makes to her

  • @maddieb_99
    @maddieb_99 4 місяці тому +2

    my mom loves watching bad christmas movies, particularly hallmark movies, but also the occasional lifetime movie, and "2nd chance at christmas" is basically like a christmas carol but if scrooge was kelly clarkson

  • @joogs4462
    @joogs4462 3 місяці тому +7

    i miss you

  • @heyzelarosaaponte2471
    @heyzelarosaaponte2471 4 місяці тому +362

    Drew recognizing Jerry (Gary, Larry, Terry) from Parks&Rec made me wayyy happier than it should’ve

    • @lukefredrickson7306
      @lukefredrickson7306 3 місяці тому +4

      FR

    • @brookehop8
      @brookehop8 2 місяці тому +7

      My great uncle knows the actor and I don't think I'm fanned with giant leaves enough about this fact

    • @yeahok1839
      @yeahok1839 Місяць тому +1

      Seeing Joey Diaz was also strange

    • @jenysamuel2780
      @jenysamuel2780 Місяць тому

      U​@@brookehop8

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 26 днів тому

      You're like a clapping seal

  • @bread8465
    @bread8465 4 місяці тому +184

    9:00 I think its funny how the security camera was able to get perfect audio of a conversation happening 50 feet away.

    • @kaitmarie6505
      @kaitmarie6505 3 місяці тому +4

      It was so considerate of the antagonists to record ADR for them!

  • @noemiz8241
    @noemiz8241 2 місяці тому +1

    the kid in the wheelchair JUMPSCARED me because i'm almost 100% sure that's one of the scientists from odd squad and he was one of my favorite characters in that show

  • @SamizzleWren
    @SamizzleWren 3 місяці тому +2

    Defacing the Beam is a neat band name

  • @thisisdylangreenberg
    @thisisdylangreenberg 4 місяці тому +301

    FYI A Doggone Christmas was probably not originally made for the Family Central UA-cam channel - it was directed by Jim Wynorski, who has over 107 directors credits to his name, most notably “Chopping Mall”. He’s known for producing movies incredibly fast, there is a documentary on him called Popatopolis that follows him directing an entire feature film starring Stormy Daniels in three days.

    • @strwbry23
      @strwbry23 4 місяці тому +20

      That’s so wild because I had a “this movie sounds terrible” horror movie marathon back in October and Chopping Mall was one of them

    • @thisisdylangreenberg
      @thisisdylangreenberg 4 місяці тому +7

      @@strwbry23 yeah he directed that and about 50 + other movies for Roger Corman.

    • @HorizzonCS
      @HorizzonCS 4 місяці тому

      I love chopping mall

    • @janpul1590
      @janpul1590 4 місяці тому +2

      It looks like Joey Diaz is playing in it

  • @acewray4288
    @acewray4288 4 місяці тому +64

    7:00 im an ambulatory wheelchair user (i can walk short distances but use a wheelchair for anything more than that) i also look like a 14 year old so i could sneak into a mall santa area without being weird... perhaps next christmas i have a plan..

    • @gaygrim
      @gaygrim 4 місяці тому

      Please that is such a good fucking prank lmfao

  • @t.j.vellinga6225
    @t.j.vellinga6225 4 місяці тому +2

    There is water damage on that "forever love" beam. Should get that checked out, might be mold somewhere. Living in an moldy area, now thats a forever love!

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 3 місяці тому +8

    9:06 it’s a good thing they took their time to put mics on them so they can incriminate themselves. Such thoughtful criminals with the Christmas spirit.

  • @darthpaul2102
    @darthpaul2102 4 місяці тому +51

    16:13 I feel like they were to embarrassed to record the audio in public so they just waited till they got home

  • @doogles.
    @doogles. 4 місяці тому +558

    it will be a sad day when drew runs out of bad christmas movies to complain about. . . if that ever happens

    • @slimshead8100
      @slimshead8100 4 місяці тому +47

      Not with how many Hallmark alone dishes out every year. Lol.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 місяці тому +13

      He could always try bad Christmas musicals - Babes in Toyland '86, Christmas is Here Again, Saving Santa, the GoodTimes Rudolph movies...

    • @byYOU96
      @byYOU96 4 місяці тому +2

      it wont

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 місяці тому +1

      don't worry, it won't

    • @earthtovesna
      @earthtovesna 4 місяці тому

      Thousands come out every year, I dont think you need to worrya

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 2 місяці тому +5

    It's been over a month since drew uploaded.

  • @areenqatanani1368
    @areenqatanani1368 3 місяці тому +2

    "Hey Amanda you're my boyfriend now" absolutely hilarious

  • @wingedlionn
    @wingedlionn 4 місяці тому +113

    by only watching the end of hats off to christmas, you've missed the best part (the story is centered on a hat shop called "hats off to christmas" which sells only christmas hats all year round and is shockingly in financial trouble!)