Drop the Mic w/ Kevin Hart

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • James Corden and Kevin Hart square off in a heated rap battle where nothing is off the table.
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    Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @adainosscallerio6335
    @adainosscallerio6335 4 роки тому +12366

    Drop the mic w/ Eminem
    5 seconds in:
    James: I quit

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 4 роки тому +201

      Omg I would love that

    • @cinnarator6945
      @cinnarator6945 4 роки тому +239

      Yass. Eminem v James Corden. But, Eminem please go easy on him.

    • @jackthechristian2820
      @jackthechristian2820 4 роки тому +72

      I don't know, I feel like Eminem will lose.

    • @amarali4323
      @amarali4323 4 роки тому +13

      @Killer Man oof big L

    • @jackthechristian2820
      @jackthechristian2820 4 роки тому +6

      @@amarali4323 Yeah, I agree. But I don't think he will take a big L, probably just lose.

  • @AndrewPruteanu
    @AndrewPruteanu 5 років тому +15357

    I want dwayne johnson vs kevin hart and simon cowell vs gorden ramsay. Edit: thanks for 14k likes

    • @anmolnaharr
      @anmolnaharr 4 роки тому +76

      Andrew pruteanu Gordon Ramsay* but yesss that would be amazingg

    • @1maria1g
      @1maria1g 4 роки тому +82

      Oh my god you genius

    • @soal2742
      @soal2742 4 роки тому +167

      When I was 7 years old I thought Simon cowell and Gordon Ramsay was the same person

    • @ireneadu-poku6204
      @ireneadu-poku6204 4 роки тому +14

      Egg with 25k subs LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @manikparihar6184
      @manikparihar6184 4 роки тому +9

      I want Jeff Ross vs conor mcgregor

  • @Blurrrrrrb
    @Blurrrrrrb 8 років тому +13668

    Can we please have Gordon Ramsay on a Drop the Mic?!

  • @krishnasameer8392
    @krishnasameer8392 3 роки тому +2865

    This video can be summed up in-
    Kevin- "U fat"
    James- "U small"

  • @kirsten97
    @kirsten97 4 роки тому +18473

    I like that Kevin Hart’s confidence is taller than his height.

  • @snehasriram2530
    @snehasriram2530 4 роки тому +6632

    Everyone wants Gorden Ramsey or Simon Cowell on tthe mic ...but I relly want cardi b vs nikki minaj

    • @tahirbhervia
      @tahirbhervia 4 роки тому +44

      My g 💪 🔥

    • @afairyslament
      @afairyslament 4 роки тому +261

      it’d be cool but they’d probably get physical

    • @afairyslament
      @afairyslament 4 роки тому +138

      you’d have to put them in chains or sum

    • @misplacedsemicolon838
      @misplacedsemicolon838 4 роки тому +18

      Hell yeah

    • @thatsnotmyname8212
      @thatsnotmyname8212 4 роки тому +14

      Sneha Sriram wait, their not the same person?!...jk just no originality 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @blgginge6866
    @blgginge6866 5 років тому +4724

    When you see Kevin Heart in the thumbnail you just gotta click it

    • @jbcelis
      @jbcelis 5 років тому +14

      i swear, i read this like " when you see Kevin Heart as small as a thumb..."

    • @blgginge6866
      @blgginge6866 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @dakshaaeer
      @dakshaaeer 4 роки тому +1

      Yassss

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 роки тому

      It's real size too

    • @roachtingz9061
      @roachtingz9061 4 роки тому

      It’s that simple🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @EGeck-ou9ls
    @EGeck-ou9ls 3 роки тому +969

    Kevin Hart: *actually has semi good comebacks*
    James Corden: “yOuRe ShOrT. ShOrTiE.”

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 3 роки тому +26

      It's all designed so the guest wins: just relax and enjoy it.

    • @GRXC3LYN
      @GRXC3LYN 3 місяці тому

      James Borden is my personality with my short friends

  • @shahidakhatun5368
    @shahidakhatun5368 5 років тому +7012

    "I may be small but my bank accounts bigger!" This was sick.

    • @bcommanda
      @bcommanda 5 років тому +29

      Shahida Khatun LoL 😂 I know that was so funny I might be small but my bank accounts big LoL 😂

    • @KR-jg7gc
      @KR-jg7gc 5 років тому +76

      Big..
      He said Big.

    • @kylecummo4946
      @kylecummo4946 5 років тому +10

      Karabo raleting yes big not bigger

    • @jonathanedward1642
      @jonathanedward1642 5 років тому +7

      I'm your 1k like

    • @zhongchengjie7710
      @zhongchengjie7710 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

  • @nax2s
    @nax2s 7 років тому +3042

    "I filled a football stadium, you barely fit in your seat"😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rickieroberts1527
      @rickieroberts1527 7 років тому +5

      NiTE lol does that mean Kevin is fatter

    • @alexandrajohansson9584
      @alexandrajohansson9584 7 років тому +18

      Rickie Roberts no he means that James is to fat to fit in The seat

    • @arnie7825
      @arnie7825 7 років тому +89

      NiTE "your so small when you smoke weed you get junior high"😂😂😂

    • @jonenoh
      @jonenoh 7 років тому

      ....lol this funny

    • @DaveScamper
      @DaveScamper 6 років тому

      Was looking for this comment. Wordplay right there.

  • @Bigboibambi
    @Bigboibambi 8 років тому +4739

    Omg Eminem would be so dope on this. He wouldn't even have to write stuff before the battle, he would just freestyle the shit out of James.

    • @eep0128
      @eep0128 8 років тому +134

      YESSSSSS!!! OMG That would KILL the internet!!! I don't know anyone that wouldn't wanna watch that "Drop the Mic"! Good call.

    • @Bigboibambi
      @Bigboibambi 8 років тому +16

      Erica Polo Right? Damn, I just got so excited!

    • @edgariiromero4442
      @edgariiromero4442 8 років тому +11

      PLEEEEEEEEEEASSEE!

    • @mostlyzaye
      @mostlyzaye 8 років тому +39

      I'M BEGGING YOUUU AHAHHAH PUT EMINEM ON THISSS

    • @diegom-a7970
      @diegom-a7970 8 років тому +5

      oh my fucking God yes!

  • @w1nd312
    @w1nd312 4 роки тому +2573

    [Verse 1: James Corden]
    Where is he? There he is! I found you, Kevin Hart!
    There are no small actors, but you're all small parts
    You're adorable! Look at this guy!
    You're so little, when you smoke weed you get junior high
    "Get Hard", "Ride Along", "Ride Along 2"
    Hey, you're great at being in movies with people more famous than you
    Why would you step to me? You know I can destroy
    You may think like a man, but you're built like a boy
    [Verse 2: Kevin Hart]
    James Corden thinks I look like a kid
    Well, I might be small but my bank account's big
    I admit most people are nice to your face
    Until they get home and realize you're not Ricky Gervais
    Now your career has you singing with Nick Jonas
    You'll be back on Broadway soon, I'm not playing, you'll be homeless
    Carpool Karaoke, how long that last?
    How do you rap with your head up Lin-Manuel's ass?
    [Verse 3: James Corden]
    Hey, Kevin Hart thinks he got in a zinger
    But now you're gonna flop harder than "The Wedding Ringer"
    You all remember that, his movie with Josh Gad
    It's on Netflix filed under "Unwatchably Bad"
    I know you have money, I got money too
    But you probably save a lot by wearing children's shoes
    I'll ruin you in rhymes, bitch, this is my turf
    Delete your account, go home Jokey Smurf
    [Verse 4: Kevin Hart]
    You know what rhymes with James Corden?
    Late night boredom, he's not important
    I make movies with The Rock, you're finished
    You worked with Meryl Streep for what, like five minutes?
    Your resume's a joke, where to begin
    "Into The Woods"? It's more like into the bargain bin
    You're a loser, you're not going to win
    You're the perfect host to make Jimmy Kimmel feel thin
    [Verse 5: James Corden]
    Oh, he's so angry, you mad, hot damn
    I feel like I'm battling black Yosemite Sam
    Thanks to "Central Intelligence", you're not completely irrelevant
    But here in this battle you're totally out of your element
    I hope you thanked The Rock, honestly
    Because of him you're in a movie people might actually see
    You've had quite a career, but now, real talk:
    You'll always be known as the guy who's not Chris Rock
    [Verse 6: Kevin Hart]
    Chocolate droppa there's no stepping to me
    You sang with Chili Peppers, well tonight you should (flea/flee)
    He tried to win Drop the Mic, third try
    He picked a black dude, good job white guy
    Congrats on a new Ghostbusters, I'm a fan
    Excited to see you return as the Marshmallow Man
    With that Chris Rock line, you think you're sweet
    I fill football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat

  • @theconradfletcher
    @theconradfletcher 8 років тому +736

    It was James corden until Kevin hart came out with that last verse

  • @awesomesause1116
    @awesomesause1116 4 роки тому +4720

    James was talking about his height this whole time lol.

    • @loltrqll
      @loltrqll 4 роки тому +29

      That's what any human would do

    • @janpietersonien6501
      @janpietersonien6501 4 роки тому +55

      Yeah its not funny anynore we know it he is small. In the beginning it was funny but know everyone makes fun of hus height and its not funny anymore.

    • @carlyc2819
      @carlyc2819 4 роки тому +23

      jan pietersonien it’s just a joke. Kevin knows it’s a joke

    • @edgarrodriguez9275
      @edgarrodriguez9275 4 роки тому +24

      Gacha Orca! everyone knows its a joke. Its just overused

    • @jaseperkins008
      @jaseperkins008 4 роки тому +4

      jan pietersonien Kevin talked about James’s wait, so how is talking about his height bad

  • @hanginwithheroes1080
    @hanginwithheroes1080 4 роки тому +4926

    The whole thing was about Kevin's height and James' weight

    • @random2985
      @random2985 3 роки тому +53

      They always make fun of Kevin Hart's height but scared to make fun of fat people.
      *Bruh*

    • @rileyinnit681
      @rileyinnit681 3 роки тому +21

      @@random2985 they always making fun of James weight but scared to make fun of short people
      Bruh

    • @random2985
      @random2985 3 роки тому +4

      @@rileyinnit681 Okaaay. Nice.

    • @joshuanash6401
      @joshuanash6401 3 роки тому +15

      KHart made like one fat joke. And most of the jokes were about careers.

    • @captainalvy6591
      @captainalvy6591 3 роки тому

      Yep

  • @scrumdiddly3963
    @scrumdiddly3963 4 роки тому +345

    “that’s a big joke” *waddles like a penguin*

  • @deeplydeeplydope1111
    @deeplydeeplydope1111 7 років тому +708

    "So small when you smoke weed you get junior high" lmaooo

    • @terrywade7707
      @terrywade7707 7 років тому +1

      Deeply Deeply Dope shit was lame asf

    • @arylupus1100
      @arylupus1100 6 років тому +1

      Terry Wade, wanna see you rap better.

  • @khavelka7938
    @khavelka7938 8 років тому +2522

    Did marshmallow man go camping cuz he just got ROASTEDDDD

  • @erickawong6554
    @erickawong6554 8 років тому +791

    He needs to do one of these with Lin Manuel Miranda

    • @ama1665
      @ama1665 8 років тому +20

      That would be the best thing ever. Lin Manuel could probably do it freestyle!!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @JaredOn_YT
      @JaredOn_YT 8 років тому +1

      was just about to comment this 😂

    • @ama1665
      @ama1665 8 років тому +2

      +Ant 安东 hahahaha! I totally forgot. Too bad!!! 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

    • @h.kudrow9490
      @h.kudrow9490 8 років тому +1

      ikr that would be the best

    • @CedXify
      @CedXify 8 років тому +21

      James wont do that because he knows he will get rekt

  • @LittleFuzzyNutz19
    @LittleFuzzyNutz19 Рік тому +216

    Bro Kevin Hart's last line was deffinetly the deal breaker lol

  • @camreid4128
    @camreid4128 8 років тому +336

    Carpool Karaoke was genius drop the mic is genius someone get James to assassinate Seth fucking Myers and take his spot.

    • @patrickhemmig8217
      @patrickhemmig8217 8 років тому

      +Ella Okoro well making fun of politics I feel like it's trying to be Stephen Colbert where he isn't half as funny as corden or Colbert

    • @theymkmewhtiam
      @theymkmewhtiam 8 років тому +1

      Drop the mix is basically a copy of wild n out

    • @mathbravado547
      @mathbravado547 8 років тому +2

      Late nights good with Seth Myers

    • @camreid4128
      @camreid4128 8 років тому +5

      Seth Myers is wank.

    • @Cybergig00
      @Cybergig00 8 років тому +3

      Shyke. I actually learn things watching Seth Myers. This dude is just try-hard-Hollywood.

  • @afel3065
    @afel3065 8 років тому +1188

    Eminem vs James cordan would be bomb ass battle

  • @LethalPlayers
    @LethalPlayers 8 років тому +704

    James is lucky Chocolate Droppa ain't pic up that mic.

  • @AboywithOCD
    @AboywithOCD 8 місяців тому +311

    Anyone in 2024?

  • @shizafatima1558
    @shizafatima1558 8 років тому +1196

    Do one with minaj and Eminem

    • @karmaaftermath5535
      @karmaaftermath5535 8 років тому +1

      Both can't perform live

    • @karmaaftermath5535
      @karmaaftermath5535 8 років тому

      +Dont Reach lol the keyboard warriors strong today

    • @karmaaftermath5535
      @karmaaftermath5535 8 років тому

      +Super Buder "Prefix" a grammatical error whilst talking about maturity

    • @moonman2866
      @moonman2866 8 років тому +41

      What disrespect to Eminem putting his name in the same sentence as .Minaj

    • @hfr8343
      @hfr8343 8 років тому

      fuck no

  • @Linknla
    @Linknla 6 років тому +1141

    "I fill stadiums, you barely fit in the seat!!!" daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!! GEEEEET EM!!!!!!!

    • @Norbero
      @Norbero 6 років тому

      Linknla he said football stadiums which means people go because hes there thats why its all filled

    • @itryhard4809
      @itryhard4809 6 років тому

      Norberto Flores Thanks for explaining because I would of never got the joke if you weren't here

    • @Norbero
      @Norbero 6 років тому

      SnoozeHub no problem

    • @puntitan2844
      @puntitan2844 6 років тому

      why does it sound Sarcastic hahaha

  • @cisikim
    @cisikim 7 років тому +471

    Who in their right mind would go against Kevin Hart?

    • @emaxion
      @emaxion 6 років тому

      Chanelly Cake0718 gggy

    • @ysa7327
      @ysa7327 6 років тому +1

      I honestly couldn’t tell if that was a compliment for him or an insult😂

  • @gracedutton6871
    @gracedutton6871 4 роки тому +625

    I like how James made fun of Kevin’s shortness when James is literally almost the same height as kevin

    • @ihatevoyager
      @ihatevoyager 3 роки тому +34

      hes got like 5 inches on him so not really. but yeah james isnt a tall man himself.

    • @yeetmetaphor6977
      @yeetmetaphor6977 3 роки тому +4

      He is one head taller than him though

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 3 роки тому +7

      5 inches is “almost the same height?” Boy, that was the longest reach yet.

    • @ashxx3827
      @ashxx3827 3 роки тому +1

      Four inches taller lol

    • @xminerx5741
      @xminerx5741 3 роки тому

      James is definately much taller, about average height. But his height is abit of a mystery, it says on google he is 173 but in some videos he can look eye to eye with celebs who are 180+ so I'm not sure

  • @Jodeco_
    @Jodeco_ 8 років тому +935

    What can't James Corden do.

    • @toriland79
      @toriland79 8 років тому +21

      He cannot ever make me sad.

    • @jtommo666
      @jtommo666 8 років тому +9

      An American accent

    • @rasmuserlandsson2204
      @rasmuserlandsson2204 8 років тому +5

      Probably a lot of things, but rapping is just having rhythm. And Corden is very musical. If you play music, or know someone who does, ask their drummer if they like hiphop. 8/10 you'll get yes.

    • @habbogigi
      @habbogigi 8 років тому +8

      Walk up a flight of stairs without losing his breath?

    • @habbogigi
      @habbogigi 8 років тому

      Walk up a flight of stairs without losing his breath?

  • @treefrogjohnson7514
    @treefrogjohnson7514 8 років тому +3529

    Can you imagine Eminem on here.

    • @sibahledlamini7587
      @sibahledlamini7587 7 років тому +216

      i love how we all know that would be legendary

    • @Anne-my1qj
      @Anne-my1qj 7 років тому +92

      Treefrog Johnson soon as u see Eminem .... might as well just go home

    • @Spider-Man2094
      @Spider-Man2094 7 років тому +166

      He'd roast them so bad they'd need a few month to recover.

    • @ratanangmafatshe5629
      @ratanangmafatshe5629 7 років тому +15

      Treefrog Johnson lol thats not fair though

    • @tabitham7072
      @tabitham7072 7 років тому +59

      Treefrog Johnson he'd roast everyone in the crowd

  • @WhosDaanPT
    @WhosDaanPT 8 років тому +1735

    I wanna see James with this written frestyle stuff against Eminem unprepared.

    • @mrbean2691
      @mrbean2691 8 років тому +29

      Who's Eminem? Oh is he that one guy that nobody give's a shit about until he release's one song you freak out, he take's your money and then disappear's for another 10 years. #DropTheMic

    • @johnerazo9904
      @johnerazo9904 8 років тому +7

      Wayne Brady too

    • @08MFA08
      @08MFA08 8 років тому +5

      What? In what world would James Corden even have a minimum chance to win? In Miracles from Heaven? lmfao know your place hyped up child

    • @Stone1988
      @Stone1988 8 років тому +15

      What's with the unnecessary apostrophes?

    • @MissStraightforward
      @MissStraightforward 8 років тому +16

      That's ridiculous, Eminem would destroy him. Corden is a comedian. You do know this is a sketch and not an actual rap battle?

  • @salmon1290
    @salmon1290 4 роки тому +48

    "I might be small but my bank account big" words to live by

  • @LevvyyEdits
    @LevvyyEdits 8 років тому +948

    late night talk shows are slowly turning into wild n' out

  • @TheJayair
    @TheJayair 8 років тому +2712

    adele can rap she needs to be there

  • @sergeantbaldski
    @sergeantbaldski 8 років тому +1352

    Drop the Mic with Eminem, Ice Cube or John Cena!

    • @garehkassab287
      @garehkassab287 8 років тому +9

      Yea ice cube would be dope

    • @diond1522
      @diond1522 8 років тому +13

      John Cena would be awesome, i'm sure he is down to do it.

    • @rosslynch4519
      @rosslynch4519 8 років тому +17

      Eminemm would fucking kill it

    • @jonnystorm3127
      @jonnystorm3127 8 років тому +1

      Cube would murder his ass

    • @ibbyrahman2964
      @ibbyrahman2964 8 років тому +41

      Eminem, Ice Cube or who? Couldn't see his name..

  • @USSOBRIEN
    @USSOBRIEN Рік тому +9

    "I feel football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat" That shit was phenomenal. 🤣

  • @farhankabir3857
    @farhankabir3857 7 років тому +4400

    When Corden at first said that he can't see Kevin Hart I thought it was a racist joke.

    • @Jamesgeorgiou231
      @Jamesgeorgiou231 7 років тому +264

      Farhan Kabir then u have a racist mind

    • @farhankabir3857
      @farhankabir3857 7 років тому +41

      Pro Jamz maybe lol

    • @misscinnabun79
      @misscinnabun79 7 років тому +9

      hahahahahahahaha

    • @biglew1394
      @biglew1394 7 років тому +8

      Farhan Kabir lol same here

    • @anythingandeverything4807
      @anythingandeverything4807 7 років тому +20

      +Farhan Kabir Lol I didn't even think of that but if he meant it like that it wouldn't have been racist it would have been really funny.

  • @gottal0vemadds70
    @gottal0vemadds70 5 років тому +5843

    Tom Holland VS Robert Downey Jr.

    • @marisolmontada4260
      @marisolmontada4260 5 років тому +231

      Maddie Rak tom holland vs anthony mackie 🤷‍♀️🤔

    • @koolkid1219
      @koolkid1219 5 років тому +10

      dipshit

    • @snazzysheep493
      @snazzysheep493 5 років тому +33

      That would be the best yet

    • @michelle3280
      @michelle3280 5 років тому +39

      Father and son

    • @pollogaming919
      @pollogaming919 5 років тому +71

      Maddie Rak tom holland wouldn't feel so good after that

  • @kinleygyeltshen5468
    @kinleygyeltshen5468 5 років тому +2760

    1+3=4

  • @Sacchit_16338
    @Sacchit_16338 3 роки тому +17

    " I fit football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat " 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎

  • @oliverosullivan8497
    @oliverosullivan8497 8 років тому +366

    why is James battling a floating head

  • @RJKT
    @RJKT 8 років тому +738

    Lets be honest tho, James won that one.

    • @RJKT
      @RJKT 8 років тому

      ß

    • @skeptikai
      @skeptikai 8 років тому +1

      That's pretty much exactly what I was going to say lol

    • @selemanavoti7609
      @selemanavoti7609 8 років тому +3

      No Way mate, that was all Kev Hart

    • @imranhq13
      @imranhq13 8 років тому +3

      ya but the audience is told to always support the guest, that's why

    • @tufungagreen5571
      @tufungagreen5571 8 років тому +4

      in no way kevin was better than james, james actually had diss bars

  • @nas9476
    @nas9476 8 років тому +1107

    Daniel Radcliffe pls

  • @sarthakshahi191
    @sarthakshahi191 3 роки тому +143

    does james ever win in his own show?

    • @sadsongsdeppressed4755
      @sadsongsdeppressed4755 3 роки тому +9

      Don’t think so 😂😂😂😂

    • @fawnastralvital7277
      @fawnastralvital7277 3 роки тому

      if he did people would shriek about it being bias or rigged- despite him slinging it better 9/10 lol

    • @josebarazarte6808
      @josebarazarte6808 3 роки тому

      He won one I remember… but I don’t remember which one it was lol

    • @christydevore7860
      @christydevore7860 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@josebarazarte6808 It was against Ashton Kutcher I believe.

    • @josebarazarte6808
      @josebarazarte6808 3 роки тому +1

      @@christydevore7860 literally just watched it lol! It was against Ashton indeed.

  • @kevontaangst766
    @kevontaangst766 7 років тому +548

    nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he snap "your so little when u smoke weed u get jr high"

    • @TaylorM6668
      @TaylorM6668 7 років тому +8

      Kevonta Angst LMFAO Right 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @camilaaraniva487
      @camilaaraniva487 7 років тому +6

      Kevonta Angst so true XD lol

  • @aineodonnell6012
    @aineodonnell6012 8 років тому +781

    They always have to let the guest win even when james killed it

    • @darracktrama8785
      @darracktrama8785 8 років тому +6

      your stupid the crowd votes if you don't believe go check the other vids

    • @faint3745
      @faint3745 8 років тому +41

      actually your the stupid one if you gulliable enough to bellieve that. The crowd voted for kevin hart because hes a guest and it would be the courteous thing to vote for him instead of the daily host. James absolutely smoked kevin in the rap battle in my opinion.

    • @xkissmaria
      @xkissmaria 8 років тому +6

      +Faint yeah i totally agree

    • @alexcaplorenzo3737
      @alexcaplorenzo3737 8 років тому

      there has been like 2 drop the mics where james should have won this one included but the rest were all deserved by the guest

    • @justbecause2914
      @justbecause2914 8 років тому +8

      +Faint yeah he did... they only chose Kevin because they're bigger fans of his. But James fucking won.

  • @callmesya_9569
    @callmesya_9569 6 років тому +1619

    Kevin Hart vs The Rock please!!!!!!

  • @tj_skilz9618
    @tj_skilz9618 3 роки тому +21

    2:15 my fav line

  • @genesis-x4528
    @genesis-x4528 6 років тому +2637

    [Verse 1: James Corden]
    Where is he? There he is! I found you, Kevin Hart!
    There are no small actors, but you're all small parts
    You're adorable! Look at this guy!
    You're so little, when you smoke weed you get junior high
    "Get Hard", "Ride Along", "Ride Along 2"
    Hey, you're great at being in movies with people more famous than you
    Why would you step to me? You know I can destroy
    You may think like a man, but you're built like a boy
    [Verse 2: Kevin Hart]
    James Corden thinks I look like a kid
    Well, I might be small but my bank account's big
    I admit most people are nice to your face
    Until they get home and realize you're not Ricky Gervais
    Now your career has you singing with Nick Jonas
    You'll be back on Broadway soon, I'm not playing, you'll be homeless
    Carpool Karaoke, how long that last?
    How do you rap with your head up Lin-Manuel's ass?
    [Verse 3: James Corden]
    Hey, Kevin Hart thinks he got in a zinger
    But now you're gonna flop harder than "The Wedding Ringer"
    You all remember that, his movie with Josh Gad
    It's on Netflix filed under "Unwatchably Bad"
    I know you have money, I got money too
    But you probably save a lot by wearing children's shoes
    I'll ruin you in rhymes, bitch, this is my turf
    Delete your account, go home Jokey Smurf
    [Verse 4: Kevin Hart]
    You know what rhymes with James Corden?
    Late night boredom, he's not important
    I make movies with The Rock, you're finished
    You worked with Meryl Streep for what, like five minutes?
    Your resume's a joke, where to begin
    "Into The Woods"? It's more like into the bargain bin
    You're a loser, you're not going to win
    You're the perfect host to make Jimmy Kimmel feel thin
    [Verse 5: James Corden]
    Oh, he's so angry, you mad, hot damn
    I feel like I'm battling black Yosemite Sam
    Thanks to "Central Intelligence", you're not completely irrelevant
    But here in this battle you're totally out of your element
    I hope you thanked The Rock, honestly
    Because of him you're in a movie people might actually see
    You've had quite a career, but now, real talk:
    You'll always be known as the guy who's not Chris Rock
    [Verse 6: Kevin Hart]
    Chocolate droppa there's no stepping to me
    You sang with Chili Peppers, well tonight you should (flea/flee)
    He tried to win Drop the Mic, third try
    He picked a black dude, good job white guy
    Congrats on a new Ghostbusters, I'm a fan
    Excited to see you return as the Marshmallow Man
    With that Chris Rock line, you think you're sweet
    I fill football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat

  • @chretienli6405
    @chretienli6405 8 років тому +7220

    Please please please please please please please please please please please do this with Eminem😩🙏

    • @krochetwithkrissy
      @krochetwithkrissy 8 років тому +115

      I actually lik this idea

    • @sonic_speed1014
      @sonic_speed1014 8 років тому +26

      pleeeeease

    • @edgerat
      @edgerat 8 років тому +586

      they won't show murder on network TV.

    • @megumi6499
      @megumi6499 8 років тому +216

      James would just drop dead after Eminem's verse

    • @JASWAG013
      @JASWAG013 8 років тому +13

      He's irrelevant

  • @jannagishlan
    @jannagishlan 8 років тому +1199

    Can Ellen be next? :)

    • @MichaelHolmgaard
      @MichaelHolmgaard 8 років тому +10

      I like Ellen.......but she would be terrible in something like this =_=

    • @dsafdgbfadf
      @dsafdgbfadf 8 років тому +4

      its all pre written, she just need rhythm

    • @jannagishlan
      @jannagishlan 8 років тому

      You may never know

    • @hussamkhresat6803
      @hussamkhresat6803 8 років тому

      Yes that will be so coool!!!

    • @esmam.6393
      @esmam.6393 8 років тому

      Yass

  • @rashie81
    @rashie81 4 роки тому +6

    1. Paused at 3:15.
    2. Opened up Google in a new tab.
    3. THERE IS A JOKEY SMURF!!!!!!

  • @nnamdisoldvideos3703
    @nnamdisoldvideos3703 8 років тому +425

    Next up should be Daniel Radcliffe.

  • @nouzfa1866
    @nouzfa1866 6 років тому +2653

    Lyrics
    [Verse 1: James Corden]
    Where is he? There he is! I found you, Kevin Hart!
    There are no small actors, but you're all small parts
    You're adorable! Look at this guy!
    You're so little, when you smoke weed you get junior high
    "Get Hard", "Ride Along", "Ride Along 2"
    Hey, you're great at being in movies with people more famous than you
    Why would you step to me? You know I can destroy
    I think like a man, but you're built like a boy
    [Verse 2: Kevin Hart]
    James Corden thinks I look like a kid
    Well, I might be small but my bank account's big
    I admit most people nice to your face
    Until they get home and realize you're not Ricky Gervais
    Now your career has you singing with Nick Jonas
    You'll be back on Broadway soon, I'm not playing, you'll be homeless
    Carpool Karaoke, how long that last?
    How do you rap with your head up Lin-Manuel's ass?
    [Verse 3: James Corden]
    Hey, Kevin Hart thinks he got in a zinger
    But now you're gonna flop harder than "The Wedding Ringer"
    You all remember that, his movie with Josh Gad
    It's on Netflix filed under "Unwatchably Bad"
    I know you have money, I got money too
    But you probably save a lot by wearing children's shoes
    I'll ruin you in rhymes, bitch, this is my turf
    Delete your account, go home Jokey Smurf
    [Verse 4: Kevin Hart]
    You know what rhymes with James Corden?
    Late night boredom, he's not important
    I make movies with The Rock, you're finished
    You worked with Meryl Streep for what, like five minutes?
    Your resume's a joke, where to begin
    "Into The Woods"? It's more like into the bargain bin
    You're a loser, you're not going to win
    You're the perfect host to make Jimmy Kimmel feel thin
    [Verse 5: James Corden]
    Oh, he's so angry, you mad, hot damn
    I feel like I'm battling black Yosemite Sam
    Thanks to "Central Intelligence", you're not completely irrelevant
    But here in this battle you're totally out of your element
    I hope you thanked The Rock, honestly
    Because of him you're in a movie people might actually see
    You've had quite a career, but now, real talk:
    You'll always be known as the guy who's not Chris Rock
    [Verse 6: Kevin Hart]
    Chocolate droppa there's no stepping to me
    You sang with Chili Peppers, well tonight you should (flea/flee)
    He tried to win Drop the Mic, third try
    He picked a black dude, good job white guy
    Congrats on a new Ghostbusters, I'm a fan
    Excited to see you return as the Marshmallow Man
    With that Chris Rock line, you think you're sweet
    I fill football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat

  • @spacefertilizer
    @spacefertilizer 5 років тому +429

    All jokes when the opponent is short: “you’re short”

    • @theunknown5921
      @theunknown5921 5 років тому +6

      Or when the opposer is fat Kevin goes with the fat jokes.. that’s why when I rap battle I don’t state the obvious that’s super easy I dig into personally deep hidden things about the opponent that he or she struggles with..Try not to go for the visuals that’s cheap

    • @spacefertilizer
      @spacefertilizer 4 роки тому +6

      The Unknown he’s attacking his weight though because it’s James’ own fault for being fat

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 роки тому +6

      @@spacefertilizer it's unfair to blame people for being fat

    • @hsudhhgfhshbdbxhd2982
      @hsudhhgfhshbdbxhd2982 3 роки тому +1

      @@kingjb554 lol its not being fat is a life choice

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 3 роки тому

      @@hsudhhgfhshbdbxhd2982 that's really not true

  • @kinfailed
    @kinfailed 2 роки тому +27

    A cool line would be
    “ Kevin raps like his screw is lose, we’re having beers while he’s having pineapple juice “
    😂

  • @dandelionmae3378
    @dandelionmae3378 7 років тому +1223

    This was legit the funniest Drop the Mic GG

  • @haydenjohnson6253
    @haydenjohnson6253 8 років тому +398

    James got more jokes in but Kevin's last line was amazing

  • @lethukuthulashabalala3431
    @lethukuthulashabalala3431 4 роки тому +490

    "I Fill Football Stadiums you barely fit in a seat" 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Dope way to end it.

  • @prisca.9739
    @prisca.9739 4 роки тому +8

    "you barley fit in the seat. " 😂HAD ME DEAD😂

  • @matlockdan6016
    @matlockdan6016 7 років тому +4996

    Drop the mic W/ Eminem

    • @tyc9909
      @tyc9909 7 років тому +69

      Probably gonna have a million swears words and u would have to sit through a whole video full of bleeps

    • @foxwolf4608
      @foxwolf4608 7 років тому +50

      Matlock Dan Hahaha, RIP. He'd diss the whole crowd.
      He slaughters real diss-rappers. Kinda OP lol

    • @foxwolf4608
      @foxwolf4608 7 років тому +19

      BlastOff123 HD he actually doesn't use too many swear words in his freestyles

    • @afreenkhan6693
      @afreenkhan6693 7 років тому +6

      Matlock Dan omg that would be awesome!! 😱😱

    • @reesewitherspoon5577
      @reesewitherspoon5577 7 років тому

      Cd

  • @orquideaaxD
    @orquideaaxD 8 років тому +420

    Am I the only one who thinks James won

    • @sierrabaxley5107
      @sierrabaxley5107 8 років тому

      Right!

    • @mkp1214
      @mkp1214 8 років тому +2

      +Samantha Derrick well lots of people can't control their weight, or their living situation but they get made fun of all the time and that's apparently funny, so what makes this different

    • @77animejapan
      @77animejapan 8 років тому +2

      James totally won

    • @bigfam1085
      @bigfam1085 8 років тому

      Kevin Hart was awsome

    • @bigfam1085
      @bigfam1085 8 років тому

      it's to far

  • @July_gainz
    @July_gainz 8 років тому +1355

    Get ice cube next

    • @July_gainz
      @July_gainz 8 років тому +11

      Or tupac

    • @July_gainz
      @July_gainz 8 років тому +9

      +Dan94 it was a joke

    • @illmatic9864
      @illmatic9864 8 років тому +1

      Hahah "Or tupac" that made me laugh xD

    • @lordhuebi
      @lordhuebi 8 років тому +1

      I think the point of the show is to see people rap who usually don't/ are not known for it....getting cube would be kinda stupid

    • @chantellesariman5921
      @chantellesariman5921 8 років тому +2

      Or jeff ross. He IS the roast master. All he'd need to do is put it in rap

  • @kayjay.
    @kayjay. 4 роки тому +7

    "Now your career has you singing with Nick Jonas. You'll be back on Broadway soon, I'm not playing, you'll be homeless"
    how has NO ONE commented this one, its so amazing i actually laughed when i heard it.

  • @dudz5825
    @dudz5825 8 років тому +2167

    Holy fuck Eminem vs cordon would be so good

    • @honourjta
      @honourjta 8 років тому +94

      Eminem don't even need to come. He would win straight

    • @dudz5825
      @dudz5825 8 років тому +23

      Thuggypenguin Jr. i know, it would be so funny though

    • @identitysecret1839
      @identitysecret1839 8 років тому

      Yeah bruhhhhh

    • @dudz5825
      @dudz5825 8 років тому

      ***** seriously, are you that boring and narrow minded. Thats the whole point of it

    • @amanhasnoname766
      @amanhasnoname766 8 років тому

      Are kiddin' Eminem will destroy James .. He don't have a chance .

  • @inarose7608
    @inarose7608 4 роки тому +1654

    who wants the rock and kevin hart on drop the mic?
    👇🏻

  • @LoAxDeMoLiSh
    @LoAxDeMoLiSh 8 років тому +865

    WHO WON? WHOS NEXT?

    • @ap1230
      @ap1230 8 років тому +106

      YOU DECIDE!!!!!

    • @juvellmckenzie4726
      @juvellmckenzie4726 8 років тому +72

      EEEEEEEEEEEE-PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    • @pwinza
      @pwinza 8 років тому +9

      +Juvell Mckenzie I FKN love that you guys did that lmaoooo

    • @mohamedsoltaneyousfi
      @mohamedsoltaneyousfi 8 років тому +6

      YOUU DEECIIIDE!!

    • @janjonasappel
      @janjonasappel 8 років тому +13

      I always thought they said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RWEBBEERERSWESSBOBARASADSRYYYYYYY

  • @braydentan985
    @braydentan985 2 роки тому +12

    This whole battle in a nutshell:
    James: "ur short"
    Kevin "ur fat"

  • @JoshuaTheTransitProdigy
    @JoshuaTheTransitProdigy 5 років тому +384

    *"Every time you smoke weed, you get junior high."*
    😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 I laughed so hard I had to pause it!

    • @urdad4039
      @urdad4039 5 років тому +2

      Me too ✌✌✌😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shasielaa
    @shasielaa 6 років тому +340

    " You know what rhymes with James Corden, late night boredom, he's not important. I make movies with Rock your finished. You worked with Meryl Streep for what? Like five minutes?" 😂

    • @sarahc882
      @sarahc882 5 років тому +1

      Right When I Read This That Line Came Up! 😂😂😂

  • @RiceGum
    @RiceGum 8 років тому +865

    i like both but James won i think

  • @mostly_harmless1507
    @mostly_harmless1507 3 роки тому +53

    Kevin Hart is up there with the funniest people ive ever watched

  • @camillemiller4367
    @camillemiller4367 7 років тому +6954

    EMINEM VS. CORDEN

  • @BenteMeijer
    @BenteMeijer 8 років тому +342

    Awww i kinda feel bad for james, he looked genuinely hurt

    • @xapokalypse
      @xapokalypse 8 років тому +73

      They're just acting. No need to worry

    • @cdygwu
      @cdygwu 8 років тому +35

      it's all prewritten by the writers. watch the anne hathaway one, they "respond" to each other's bars and there's no way they're freestyling with that flow.

    • @Mediazzzzzz
      @Mediazzzzzz 8 років тому +7

      u think James cordon feels bad imagine how bad Kevin feels he got killed here lol

    • @fundy023
      @fundy023 8 років тому +31

      +atlissvii Apparently David Schwimmer said in an interview that he wrote his own which is great when you consider how he destroyed James in that one

    • @gabbilagman
      @gabbilagman 8 років тому +2

      It's prewritten but not by writers but by themselves.

  • @erichenderson6515
    @erichenderson6515 5 років тому +743

    Never do a rap battle against Kevin Hart, he'll roast you so hard that you'll burn to a crisp. 😂😂😂

  • @shahad-gc4xo
    @shahad-gc4xo 4 роки тому +11

    ‘ But you probably save a lot by wearing kids shoes ‘ killed me I laughed out so loud
    ‘ You are the perfect host to make Jimmy Kimmel feel thin ‘ killed me to lmao
    ‘ I fill football stadiums you barely fit in a seat’ This ones are my favorites lmao

  • @ontopurpose4576
    @ontopurpose4576 7 років тому +2419

    Kevin Hart killed it with that third rap LOL!!!

    • @titojetv6709
      @titojetv6709 7 років тому

      on2purpose

    • @sannp5620
      @sannp5620 7 років тому +1

      Only!!!!

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 6 років тому +11

      That was Chocolate Droppa

    • @StaticCat1369
      @StaticCat1369 6 років тому +1

      Hey Kevin Hart, there is a Jokey Smurf - lol - watch Robot Chicken with the smurfs . . . lol

    • @timothydunn5745
      @timothydunn5745 6 років тому +1

      because he went off the head for real lololol

  • @jtheexistentialist1221
    @jtheexistentialist1221 6 років тому +340

    "i fill football stadiums you barely fit in the seat!" 😂😂😂 Don't fuck with the chocolate drop!

  • @PrayingPanda
    @PrayingPanda 8 років тому +208

    Round 1: James
    Round 2: James
    Round 3: Tie

    • @subfornoreasonwillreturn6181
      @subfornoreasonwillreturn6181 8 років тому +73

      nah round 3 goes to kevin

    • @PrayingPanda
      @PrayingPanda 8 років тому +5

      sub for no reason will return Not really. Hit for hit they had a similar amount in number and quality. I think you say that because kevin went last, thus ending on a bang.

    • @YouSmurfed
      @YouSmurfed 8 років тому +3

      That ricky gervais line harder than james first round

  • @zunainat2906
    @zunainat2906 3 роки тому +7

    "jokey smurf is not even a smurf!" 😭😂

  • @gertrud8274
    @gertrud8274 5 років тому +198

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the rare occasion someone actually manages to rap onbeat. Quick ovation to my man Kevin Hart

  • @lilcupc4k3s
    @lilcupc4k3s 8 років тому +701

    who won? Who's next? you decide!

  • @tiffy8018
    @tiffy8018 7 років тому +129

    Hahaha. Kevin "you call me a kid, but my bank account's big" YASSSSS

  • @yonatanvilan2713
    @yonatanvilan2713 3 роки тому +5

    "I fill football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat"
    BROOO I DIED 😂😂😂

  • @jasonnhull
    @jasonnhull 8 років тому +382

    Personally I'd of given that one to James!

  • @Akatram
    @Akatram 8 років тому +233

    This segment is mainly based around Kevin's shortness and Jame's fatness

    • @Akatram
      @Akatram 8 років тому +1

      ***** lmao tru tru

    • @TrainLechoo
      @TrainLechoo 8 років тому +2

      daaaamn

    • @ruqqaya
      @ruqqaya 8 років тому +1

      WORDS OF TRUTH!

  • @mohamedyahya7677
    @mohamedyahya7677 8 років тому +588

    Drop the mic with Eminem will be grat

    • @mohamedyahya7677
      @mohamedyahya7677 8 років тому

      Great

    • @sophiaj.6602
      @sophiaj.6602 8 років тому

      YES. YES PLEASE.

    • @TheRealIronMan
      @TheRealIronMan 8 років тому +22

      Eminem is too R rated for this show.

    • @SMya-xk3jr
      @SMya-xk3jr 8 років тому

      +Tony Stark but it will be entertaining!

    • @aimeeblondel4594
      @aimeeblondel4594 8 років тому

      +FullTimeSlacker don't ever try to judge me dude you don't know what the fuck I've through ( I know it's the papa doc battle but who cares ?)

  • @brandonayong5823
    @brandonayong5823 2 роки тому +3

    " You sang with Chilly peppers well tonight you Shall Flee"
    DAMN 🔥🔥🔥

  • @kidsabz2.046
    @kidsabz2.046 7 років тому +91

    "You are so little when you smoke weed you get Junior high" oooooooooohhhhhhhh LMFAO that was a killer line right there...

  • @ritabowman160
    @ritabowman160 7 років тому +901

    He should rap against Eminem

    • @HuyNguyen-en4pr
      @HuyNguyen-en4pr 7 років тому +16

      omg please, i would LOVE to see this. Eminem is always under the radar these days, I want him out in the open again

    • @mileydu13014
      @mileydu13014 7 років тому +79

      Rita Bowman Eminem is too aggressive for these kind of battles.

    • @rus778
      @rus778 7 років тому +12

      every word he says would be bleeped out lol

    • @sushantsaklani
      @sushantsaklani 7 років тому +21

      Rita Bowman
      oh, if they could bring eminem after kevin hart,
      James would hold his mouth, he'd need more than one hole to fart!!

    • @tackledeaks6165
      @tackledeaks6165 7 років тому +1

      Rita Bowman I would like,but it has 666 likes

  • @zayn181
    @zayn181 8 років тому +1506

    Here before this goes viral

  • @mancooldude9723
    @mancooldude9723 Рік тому +1

    2:26 “Your career had you singing with Nick Jonas you’ll be back in broadway soon I’m not (playing) you’ll be homeless” 🔥🔥🔥

  • @nimxieanaisalbelo2201
    @nimxieanaisalbelo2201 6 років тому +244

    “Excited to see you as marshmallow man”.
    IM DEADDDD😂😂😂

  • @brios1992
    @brios1992 5 років тому +232

    4:28
    Kevin: oh! You wanna switch up styles huh?
    James: (It was at this moment james knew... He fucked up)

  • @dauntlessnicholas1672
    @dauntlessnicholas1672 5 років тому +295

    2:19 "But the thing is, the way my bank account's set up..."

    • @tippy3062
      @tippy3062 5 років тому +1

      Yessss

    • @RetiredHentaiSoldier69420
      @RetiredHentaiSoldier69420 5 років тому +1

      hahahahahha damn does that goes with this too? LMAO

    • @nancyslim8984
      @nancyslim8984 4 роки тому +16

      "I got the checking & the savings, but all my money is in the savings...." .... true KH fans knowwwwwww

    • @GhostOffishall
      @GhostOffishall 4 роки тому

      Kevin hart damn stupid with that line 😂🤣🔨😭💀

    • @itssnipzs1790
      @itssnipzs1790 4 роки тому +1

      GHOST OFFICIEL no it’s “I might be small but my bank account is big”

  • @comedymedia275
    @comedymedia275 4 роки тому +25

    Imagine Steve Harvey vs James
    James wouldn’t even get a chance to stay anything

  • @DecemberTrades
    @DecemberTrades 7 років тому +1681

    I can't help but think James always deserves the win.

  • @camelia1296
    @camelia1296 8 років тому +129

    BUT THE WEDDING RINGER WAS GREAT

    • @tab0108
      @tab0108 8 років тому +1

      It was!

    • @SandraOriana
      @SandraOriana 8 років тому +3

      I thought so too! I thought I was the only one for a second 😂

    • @WTH828
      @WTH828 8 років тому

      Have you guys seen Get Hard? That was epically funny!

    • @jobiegamao
      @jobiegamao 8 років тому

      Didn't like the ending tho 😂

    • @DJANGO_excl
      @DJANGO_excl 8 років тому

      L

  • @Josh-oc5gv
    @Josh-oc5gv 7 років тому +1217

    kevin hart fucking destroyed the first rap

    • @metalmanmk4216
      @metalmanmk4216 7 років тому +1

      Pure Luck ikr

    • @jadengode8618
      @jadengode8618 7 років тому +52

      Pure Luck I THOUGHT THERE WAS A FUCKING FLY ON MY SCREEN

    • @sophiviel7425
      @sophiviel7425 7 років тому +36

      Your profile pic literaly made me scream. I thought it was on my screen

    • @vivianchepchumba3915
      @vivianchepchumba3915 7 років тому +6

      Pure Luck I thought there was a fly on my screen lol

    • @blehismyname3618
      @blehismyname3618 7 років тому +5

      dude good profile pic

  • @lilyk_28
    @lilyk_28 3 роки тому +21

    3:07 you know Liam Payne taught him that mic flip