@Drake Darix New season of seven deadly sins is completely trash I mean it was a great series but they ruined it by Changing animation studios so I guess back to the manga
Imagine if this happened: Person: walks around town Same Person: “oooh! Those people are having a sleepover on the sidewalk! I wish I was invited.” Murder: “Oh yeah, you can be invited!” That would just be- savage... Albert you should play ro trip it’s really fun
You and your channel have really helped me few the past months as I've been in some dark places. I lost my grandad and nearly lost my best friend. But everyday since quarantine I would wake up and start watching your videos because they make me smile and make my day happier. you've truly been someone I have loved to watch and even though you probably don't know it, you've helped me through some mutual deaths and nearly a suicide. You are the best and keep smiling BROTHER! love Lily (possibly one of you biggest fans) xxxxxxx
Game idea? you can make a game that lets noobs choose a “perfect” family, like a wife/husband or a child/pet. I don’t know if the family is going to be a bot or.. the wife/husband or child can start screaming or there might be an audio that has screaming, and their walls would start having Creepy photos like a doll or blood, basically a haunted house. There could be sketchy stuff all around the house, And then the house starts falling apart and the wife would blame everything on the noob and then they get sent to “eternal” darkness or somewhere like what you usually do. Idk, I just thought of something that I couldn’t really get a grasp on ;-;
3:35 Plot twist: The person knew flamingo was going to get angry and posted the ad knowing he would see it when he was angry to get him even more angry
Innocent: I literally want to die or something like that Murderer: I’m gonna literally cry right now Until he finds out the girl who he wants to kill is gone, his one true love 🥺
The stay “stay calm Albert” was way too perfect for when Albert was having a mental breakdown.
FR👩🏻🦲
👩🏻🦲👩🏻🦲👩🏻🦲👩🏻🦲👩🏻🦲
Couldnt agree more
The stay
time stamp?
9:05 “if you don’t let me kill you, you’re a terrible person”
-Albert 2020
@•Eri Chan• nice 😏
130 likes-
@phantom epicfist 151-
Ok
i love how u just said okay LOL
“stop online dating”
“they didn’t kill each other”
“sunscreen!”
the most chaotic 3 seconds of my life
Dont forget NOO I dont wanna be on this earth anymore
I'm a quest I roblox and I get bullied :(
Me like fortnite me like online dating
That is here: 2:46
what are these Naruto profile pictures
Rage moments
1:59 coffing while raging
3:27 murder mystery is broken
5:00 No Albert. She wasn't over there.
6:35 Confused Rage!
9:09 to 9:55 Is tough.
ok
☺️
I thought you said rare moments 😭😭
6:00 Albert literally helped that man without knowing.
Underrated comment.
I need alberto to help me too😔 press f to pay your piano keys
Omg so true🤣💀😭
Yes.
No.
Alberto I found this game called “The Maze” it is rlly scary and I peed myself playing it. I want to see u scream, it amuses me.....
PLAY IT DINGUS
I like this comment and I want to play the game but I'm a big fat scaredy cat and would chicken out...
Scary
Let’s play it
he should play it big scary
KitKatPlays ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘What is Cletus’s female name?’
Me: “Cactus.”
Me: fetus
Todd Morrison ...
Cleeto
No it’s cleeta
Lol
vegetables hulk
You?
It's vegetebles hulk!!11
Yeah, and it's funny.@liz6020
Silent Potato
@@liz6020true
The legends were true he is still saying “vegetables hulk!”
Vegetebles**
...
His arch nemfish is meatman
A Noob absolute love
Lol
“This map is new”
Me: The bank map has been out for like 4 years
That’s Bank 2...
XGalaxy Neko it’s been updated...
@CPU Mii Organizer ur noob
No just for you~
not this specific updated one
What’s with foods and weird names?
2019: “ugly Scp tato”
2019: “Vegetables Hulk”
2020: “Silent potato”
Every one send vegetables hulk a friend request
the 3 most inportant speeches
Ikr
@Samuel Powell scammity scam scam :)
@gapple * tato is a food its a skip of the word POtato
*WOW. CLEETUS IS- B E A U T I F U L.*
Deserves an oscar.
*yes*
no
The oscar needs him ( Ik im late )
Flamgo 😏😏😏😏😏😏🥰🥰
Everyone: It’s cleetus.
Flamingo: **Searches up Cletus**
Everyone: oh it’s cletus
It was actually the editer not Albert
Shamm okay..
Albert i can join your gourp and i need robux only 300
Rahzy On Crack ikr I thought it was cleetus not cletus
Rahzy On Crack actually Paige looked that up
albert: Why wont it work?
decal: “This item is not for sale”
Ciphx I saw that too. C:
it doesnt matter if the item is not for sale idiot
Glitched Blox lol if its not for sale you cant buy it
@@ultimatedumbass3779 idiot if it offsale it doesnt mean you cant use it
Glitched Blox shut
Girls: I’m not like other girls
Albert: “I don’t know all women look the same”
K
E
yeah me to i don’t girls Albert
MOHAMMED AVDOL
They're all fake Lol
This is by far and honestly one of the funniest video on this channel, in my opinion.
Murderer: *plays bad guy*
Also Murderer: Kills Cleetus
Me: Wow, you really are bad.
Watashi YT nice profile
I don't know whether to agree or be annoyed
dUh
At least he isnt sweaty as the orange kid in the video
Anon The Alien : the orange guy wasn’t sweaty, he was just doing parkour
“I thought this was a slumber party!”
*Yep, a slumber party in a sketchy factory nothing strange about that.*
Underated comment
@@getfreerobux-checkmychanne5450 shut up scammer
@@nibunibu4254 report em
I love how he said "STAY CALM!?" 😂
IK ITS SO CUTE
@@justscarscar1629 oh hey my next door Neighbor
We gacha players
@@justscarscar1629 i hope ur joking
@@justscarscar1629 when you called them a simp..
Albert, when you wondered how you died in thin air is because of the "ghost" ability, the murderer had it and used it to kill you
6:35 invisible ability
No they were behind him about five feet
I think he knows that
@@lillyoreilly8090its called hitbox
6:38
Don’t tell me he doesn’t sound like the meme though
Underrated comment
This might get more likes so I'm just gonna comment here
@@glennsennpastor8170 yes you will
Topsie Marsh I mean the comment btw or I'm dumb 🤜🏽🤛🏼🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼
what meme
Nobody:
Everybody who is cultured: VeGEtAbLe HuLk.
Vegetable hulk
Yo tengo vegetables hulk
@@mehehe7728 Yo tengo, vedgetable hulk, e
EEEE
Only cultured people like US get this joke. 😂
“StAy Calm”
Also Abert: “IT WOULDN’T LET ME”
Potato Gamings lool
What game is that
AlienAndPredator Gaming and more it’s Murder Mystery 2
MaddieTheAries gay
MaddieTheAries jk
2:01 **Coughing** I SWALLOWED! MY SPIT! **More Disgusting Coughing**
*earrape*
I waited ten rounds just to-
Me: every murder mystery game anyone has played...
I don't like murderer as much. I like sheriff better.
I have nearly 1,500 murder wins, 1 innocent win and 4 sheriff wins .
I think I’m better at sheriff
Friend me on roblox:Elsajr123
*5 rounds
@@정윤-m6l how the hell can you have 1 innocent win when you're mostly innocent the entire game?
You mean *have* because there is anyone and that mean too many people.
Player: he's not real!
"I wish I wasn't"
- Flamingo
I say this quate all the time! *because it's true.*
Gregory Kroll I felt that 🤧
Gregory Kroll I
When was it
NOOB commenter make better comments that make people actually laugh not *QUOTES* quotes are for nooby scooby doos HA
Albert: I'll just let him kill everybody now...
Me:
*Sweats nervously*
@Drake Darix New season of seven deadly sins is completely trash I mean it was a great series but they ruined it by Changing animation studios so I guess back to the manga
Its moinspiet
Your profile pic tho-
lOvE iT.
@Robyn Williams what?
Hi
5:17 albert...you got 7 LEGENDARYYY
Imagine if this happened:
Person: walks around town
Same Person: “oooh! Those people are having a sleepover on the sidewalk! I wish I was invited.”
Murder: “Oh yeah, you can be invited!”
That would just be- savage...
Albert you should play ro trip it’s really fun
XD
If...
bmbriner :D hehehehe
Who would want to sleep on an sidewalk
@@dixonnafeesah3 me!! I'll bring the fruit punch
Haha
Every UA-camr has an enemy.
Alberts: his mic
Hotel?trivago
@@Matturd doesnt fit
No Felipe
@@nonchalantgoober Uhm what? That doesent make sence
*Callen11223344556677889900* Felipe is His Love Besides Kirsten Not His Enemy.
6:38 that is the cutest and funniest “WHAT” I’ve ever heard 😂 😂 😂
Agreed UnU
Lol
wHaT? wHaT? wHaT hApPeNeD?!?!?
Chlobird e
Simp
You and your channel have really helped me few the past months as I've been in some dark places. I lost my grandad and nearly lost my best friend. But everyday since quarantine I would wake up and start watching your videos because they make me smile and make my day happier. you've truly been someone I have loved to watch and even though you probably don't know it, you've helped me through some mutual deaths and nearly a suicide. You are the best and keep smiling BROTHER! love Lily (possibly one of you biggest fans) xxxxxxx
this may be a year later but i really hope your doing better now ❤️❤️
idk if ur a bot bc there are 5408359838593205893025805398'0325 millions of people who say the same thing as you in nearly every video
Game idea?
you can make a game that lets noobs choose a “perfect” family, like a wife/husband or a child/pet. I don’t know if the family is going to be a bot or.. the wife/husband or child can start screaming or there might be an audio that has screaming, and their walls would start having Creepy photos like a doll or blood, basically a haunted house. There could be sketchy stuff all around the house, And then the house starts falling apart and the wife would blame everything on the noob and then they get sent to “eternal” darkness or somewhere like what you usually do. Idk, I just thought of something that I couldn’t really get a grasp on ;-;
I love that idea someone make it please i'd play it everyday I LOVE THINGS WITH A SCARY TWIST
Noice Really gud idea
what are these gacha life profile pics
@kennedyVsdannielle PlayZ its 4 weeks ago ur practically necroposting
*STAY CLAM ALBERT*
*STAY SANE ALBERT*
*”SPEND MORE MONEY ALBERT”*
*me: *STOP LAUGHING HARD HALEY*
i d k ; - ; love ur name
STOP LAUGHING OR ELSE YOU’LL WAKE UP DAD AND HE’LL BEAT YOU AGAIN
@@maxichina5249 no oh no
I want to die
*Dont be shy spend some more*
Albert: IM NOT CLEETUS!!
Also Albert: *Sees a picture of Cleetus*
Hey Thats Me!!
but he's not cleetus, the picture is him that's not cleetus.
Yes lol
Cleetus more like klatus
Albert has the best intros he just starts talking and gets to the point
random dude: “he’s not real.”
albert :” *i wish i wasn’t* “
uh albert you okay there buddy? ahaha.
it’s sad
😂
@@sarahscorner9184 no he was jk
Quoting his joke and getting top comment is unbelievable.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He's not Real"
Albert: "I wish i wasn't"
E
We all feel his pain 😔
@ryleigh place NO! lol is it you?!
lol
Vegetables hulk
5:58
We realize how nice Albert is, now.
Yeah ofc
He just saved that guy and sacrificed himself
Ya
wth i forgot i even made this comment 💀
Yes.
at 4:39 was a little boy funny moment (also Albert, I love ur videos so much
Albert: *Did she just call me fat*
Me: Albert sometimes being thicc is better than being sticc
Edit: thanks epic gamers
Sticc is better bc u can run faster
@@af5603 being thiccc is better bc sticc is to skinny and u gonna look flat
@@af5603 Sticc is less better because thicc when u run people look and say "Dang she thick" instead of " Dang shes flat" .
Da bean that's true
Då Bëåñ trueeee
'I'M TOO FAT!"
Albert realizing he called himself fat: 👁👄👁
most underrated comment on this video .
Underrated comment
Why thank you 2 people.
@Rushington 69 THE COMMENT
@Rushington 69 it means like something or someone is very good, but not much people care
Albert: i don’t like loud noises
Also Albert: *“Screams in at least every video”*
You speak the truth
0:00
E
0:01
And I dont like you
5:02
you can literally tell how mad he is by the veins bulging out of his arms 😂 💀 😭
Albert: I DONT KNOW THIS MAP”.
Albert ay year ago: “ *all fine*”
Veeta Maniram a* lmao stoopid
@@saydysadventure5913 cHiLl they made a mistake
Lmao stoopid
Saydys adventure ! *Stupid, idiot
Saydys adventure ! Stupid*
some people spell it stoopid as a joke .-.
3:46 had me dying
Lol same
HE SOUNDED LIKE A GOAT XD
3:38 That’s the universe trying to tell him he needs to calm down 😂
6:00 he was doing him a favor but he didn’t know it😂
9:21Albert going insane
OMG THIS NEEDS TO GET NOTICED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@daking4eve I wish it did
Midoriya :o
Thats funny
@@user-yt3tt6su3e :O
Name a video where Albert never laughs, giggles,rages or chuckles.
me:hears no sound
also me: *turns up volume*
Albert: *STOP ONLINE DATING*
R.I.P
Have u had ur ears funeral yet
Albert: Let me take Sophia out
Me being named Sophia: WHOO HOO SISTER
FBI on it's way sister
Albert loves James Charles more
周亞全 yeet lol
Kitty Tube why yeet
My name is Sophia too 😅
Flamingo: *pushes sheriff*
Murderer: *kills albert*
Me: ALBERT JUST SAVED THE SHERIFF OMG A TRUE HEROOO!
Murderer: - _- AGHHHH WHY ALBERT WHYYYYY *leaves game and shutdown roblox for life*
I just cringed really hard,
get 80k R$ now s4
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 no
@@ESXPER no 2x
6:03
his face when he got killed had me wheezing off the bed 😭😭😭
Albert: "I DON'T KNOW THE MAP IT'S NEW"
Map: **Has existed since the start of time**
Right lol
As a roblox veteran i have to disagree... (I mean the bank map has been there forever, the map just has big changes)
@@NomzieBean yea. didnt it use to be like all gray? (if that made sense)
@@NomzieBean lmao a roblox veteran? how old is ur acc lol
@@evasmojang as a roblox veteran, i can confirm he is a roblox veteran.
"He's not real"
"I wish I wasn't"
That made me really sad :(
@•I was never here• "w-wait what" lol
@•I was never here• omg 🤣
@•I was never here• haha
“The words of a god.”
Nobody:
literally nobody:
Albert:uh....they love each other :).....(One second later)online daters.....STOP ONLINE DATERS
Albert: I DONT KNOW THE MAP! IT’S NEW!
the map: *was always there, and just got reworked*
5:57 albert saved a guy by pushing the guy and the murderer killed him 😂😂😂
*e*
not all hero's wear caps 😂😌
Reyna Cambal it’s called karma
karma
its me meliciuhh they wear capes
Albert: “BUT SHE WAS OVER THERE” Also albert: *Bites lip*
thanks for repeating what he did,
Aghh oof that hurt
The picture
“Stay Calm”.
Albert:stay calm I WoNt StAy CaLm
😂
3:35
Plot twist: The person knew flamingo was going to get angry and posted the ad knowing he would see it when he was angry to get him even more angry
Therapist:cleetus with makeup isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Cleetus with makeup:......
Derpy Gacha ngl cleetus with makeup looks beautiful 😳😳
Is are hot babe
*HOT*
@@beef2897 wut
*--GachaMoonlightCookie --* you dont understand the falingo language
@@samihalkhatib345 okay
*The legend says that GOODIHUNTERII is sill saying ''vegetables hulk"*
I bet that someone is going to name themselves GOODHUNTERII and spam the comments with “vegetables hulk”
vegetable hulk
Should of been “legend has it u can still hear him say vegetable hul”
The only thing I think about when Albert is murderer: Killer Cletus
get 80k R$ now s4
i feel like all of albert's videos are just one big volume warning
Albert: *“Stay Calm?”*
Albert *“STAY Calm!?!”*
Me: *Dying Of Laughter*
Then why are u still alive?
@@progamer-roblox9614 I Can Stop My Laughter
Ok "EdGy" pfp
xX_.GlitchNotFound._Xx there’s to many of these types of comments -.-
calm*
Flamingo: “Maybe the murderer is trash and can’t get up here..”
Also Flamingo: *dies* “ *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* “
Albert: All the girls here look the same
Me: *gets serious TikTok vibes
StrawberryBuddy Gacha LITERALLYYY
Ikr, that and instagram
i got juice wrld vibes
All girls are the same. the song
StrawberryBuddy Gacha LMAO
I knowwww I was thinking of that
The neighbours hearing a 20 year old man scream and shout ‘I’m to fat’ must be an experience
Every time Albert loses in anything: THIS GAME SUCKSSS
I agree that murder mystery 2 isn’t the best game, nor is it near good
OwO yea
Ok
I don't think Murder Mystery sucks, there's definitely better games, it just needs to be updated more
Albert: This girls hair bothers me
Me: ITS A KAREN
coa
No
oh wow so funny 🤚🤔
STFU
6:00 When Albert tries to be mean and ends up saving that guy's life
edit: wtf is the comment section on
Lol-
Lol-
Lol-
Lol-
Lol-
I love these videos so so much ❤❤x
“No one: Albert: throws fit over not being able to stab people on roblox
That’s what he does
That's what he does that's why so much people like him XD
I also do that
@@donatassaprynskis2672 *F* I tought that you said why do people like him so if you saw my reply.... Sorry 😅
He SUCKS
*Albert dies and rages*
Ad: “Stay calm”
Albert: “NO HOW AM I SUPOSE TO STAY CALM WHEN I CANT KILL”
I applaud your humor
Ben Channal like a silent potato
i need that ad the next time i watch this video
=-= wut the hell
When Albert is silent: he will die, he will sound relieved, he will scream, he will get scared
Your vids make my day better:)🥺❤️
Same : )
"YOU WEREN'T CLOSE TO ME" everyone at least yells that once every server when you get killed. Its happened to all of us. 😅😆
i’ve been caught lmao
Yep
every time🙈😪
Luka’s Wife UwU they blew ur cover lmao
Hahaha lol funny
First of all, ain't none of y'all comin' up here.
Second of all...
*AiNt nOnE oF yAlL cOmInG uP hErE*
Nobody:
Albert the whole entire time: “ONLINE DATING”
Shrek
Alek Garcia Clearly, This is Like the first video you watched of his, The Other Videos, Like him playing life in paradise, he online dates as a Joke.
@@sirnoobite9376 they said the entire time, not in his videos smh
those stay calm ads had perfect timing🤣
"Pushity push push :>"
*le die*
Moral of the story:
Stay calm. Stay sane.
Nugget and Soup and don’t sign over your soul to youtube
@@skyek2191 boi u r a big brain*
Skye K moral of the story I don’t care
@@someoned166 big brain time
Albert: I'm gonna open up 4,000 robux worth of these.
Me: "cries in the corner"
Albert: Buying things that worth 4000 robux
Me wondering how do I have -30 robux:
Wait, what?
"You have not seen my full power".
"I am VEGTABLE HULK".
In all of your video this is my MOST favorite content of yours
3:32 and 5:01
That’s a true gamer right there
LMAOF
💀😭
Lol
4:37 if you guys like any of the-...... eww
He was mean to his creation
@@theskye9158 wow Albert's first words when he has a baby *eww*
Albert: "OH GOD, THAT'S THE MURDERER."
Also Albert: *doesn't leave the room or try to run away.*
felipe agrees with you
He was running
Its called logic
Clarke Franco that makes no sense and it’s not funny-
5:01 he is JACKED up
Person: he's not real
Albert: I wish I wasn't -smile-
Sapphire_ Moon I felt that xD
Sapphire_ Moon shut up
@@saadhinilyas9305 ??
Sapphire_ Moon your so annoying
Saadhin Ilyas dude what’s your problem they did nothing wrong lmao
6:02 in the end, by pushing him off, Albert saved his life...
Lmao I died he Kinda Deserves it lmao
Mystical Dragon 🐉
Wow Albert saves the sheriff
iiiomqitzaboi
5:01 *here, we witness albert’s muscles come out because of anger.*
*he also did not break, or throw his mouse*
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Oou hehe 😉
Im sorry For you
@@gabrielauvalle9041 OoooooOooOoOoOooOO
“Belt-us” THUS NEW AMOMG US
7:32 " ehh let me in im too fat" His facee 😂🤣
6:46 me when my school gives out extra homework
B i g b r a i n
Memory Mays lmaooooooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u
6:45
6:37
@@cole8541XD
0:48 PEOPLE STILL SAY HE SAYS “Vegetables Hulk” TILL THIS DAY.......
Yes.
@@stefek147 Vegables huk.
vegetables hulk
vegetables hulk
i miss when albert was energetic it made his vids more fun :c
Flam is epic
@@CEO_OfSillyInc 😂
People who say “they arent real” and say “iM tHeIr BiGGeSt fAn” actually arent because if they were they would know their username
Faceless yes
AlbertsStuff is still better though.
Stolen comment but agreed
Wow you gotten there
Yeah like, Oh your a fan? Cool now if only you knew how to spell their name.
Innocent: I literally want to die or something like that
Murderer: I’m gonna literally cry right now
Until he finds out the girl who he wants to kill is gone, his one true love 🥺
Zoey Eisermann nice name 👍
9:33 me when I studied the wrong subject for the exam:
Stop scamming you invade the comments
Report the spammer
6:00 you saved his life so sweet :3