This is the item I used (it’ll probably get removed from murder mystery though): www.roblox.com... Today I do another UGC big item hiding video this time as a porta potty!
Once in 6th grade, we went on a field trip to a forest near our school. The highlight of the trip was when a guy yelled. "FBI OPEN UP!" to an occupied port-a-potty while shaking it. Well, the thing is, the port-a-potty fell over. It fell over with a language arts teacher in it.
Everyone's area of hate only reaches a player While Albert's area of hate reaches the whole game Which will influence us to dislike it Eventually, the game will be abandoned. This is called "Hate Effect".
I,ve said it 3 times but yeah. Admin Idea: USe the sirens and message with: "A MENTAL PRISONER HAS ESCAPED THE ASYLUM, STAY HOME AND LOCK YOUR DOORS." Then go around stabbing peeps. Like so Albert can see!
“He’s a potty!” “Yes, I am!” I don’t know why but his baby voice is cute and makes me imagine him as a daycare worker humoring the kids and having fun.. Also, “I love all animals! I don’t know.. that’s so pure dude..” HES SO SWEET he handles kids so well 😭😭😭😭
The footsteps outside my bedroom, the thunderstorm going on, and Albert saying “I KNOW YOU’RE DOWN HERE” a bunch is really flaring up my anxiety and giving me horror movie vibes.
I love how Albert is like when he dies he’s just gets really mad but he try to calm himself down and when he starts to shout STOP MOVING I love it so much it’s so funny
@@devenisfat no one said it had one word they didn't exactly say it had that sentence on it but it's a joke and you should understand but I think you do understand but was trying to make a joke so I get you
6:42 the way he said “hi” made me laugh ( after I made the comment I kept repeating it and I just did not stop laughing and if you keep repeating 6:43 is sounds so weird but funny)
7:55 *“lil pump wanted to be my friend, this kinda sums up his music lately heuheu 😈”* OHHHHH BRO that roast made me laugh for like 5 seconds dude I laughed so hard 🤣
Myths we kind of forgotten: Chuck_lloyd Rust (forgot the numbers) Grocery gang Amazook And more PLEASE LIKE SO ALBERT GOES BACK TO THESE MYTHS (ACCIDENTALLY PUT MEMES)
Albert? This would be very useful for when you do one of these videos again: Buy and use the oldschool idle. It moves your head over and back but that’s all It doesn’t move your avatar so, I think you should use it Please like this comment so Albert sees it!!
When your character looks around (The idle animation) Choose the Rthro animation package *(its free)*, it doesn't move your body at all when you stand still.
4:19 I’ve never heard someone say “I am nothing” and sound so happy.
mxrakii BAHAHAHA I just listened to It 😂
mxrakii h
@@pinkfeind ... no
Time stamp?
LOL
Once in 6th grade, we went on a field trip to a forest near our school. The highlight of the trip was when a guy yelled. "FBI OPEN UP!" to an occupied port-a-potty while shaking it. Well, the thing is, the port-a-potty fell over. It fell over with a language arts teacher in it.
Why hasn’t anybody replied to this great story
Lol
What the-
U made my day! I'm literally lmao! 😅
This is beautiful 🤣
"Greenscreen man can do whatever a Greenscreen can"
Ah the memories.
I'm pretty sure thus is a copy comment off of a comment from last year 🙄 (comment if I'm wrong)
@@aliyah_637 *they probably didnt see it. So why are u saying its stolen eh? And yes it does give memories.
I-
E
I want flamingo to make a song about green screens
“I am not anything! I AM NOTHING!”
*good morals Albert*
🍥🥟🎂🍰☕🧃🧸 I got this if you want it.😘
@@lisagamingsenpai6205 what
Albert: "Green screen man, Can do whatever, Green screen can"
Me: "Ah yes, The memories"
LOL
David Blake Pokémon catcher xD
xD
I miss green screen man, su tart, Felipe, Tiffany Mayumi, and more on..
Do you remembered earth worm sally?
“I’m like decently hidden”
Porta potty in an office under a painting
Me: yeah
Wdym? That's completely normal to me, except the porta potty here is just made of glass
Good day
Hi
•~•
I love how amused he got at the end when that dude said "He is a potty"
lol
Sus
Moral of the story: Never knock on port-a-potty when Albert is inside.
Albert: **pure laugh** “I love all animals- that’s so pure”
Me: my day is ultimately made.
Jianna plaza
His laugh was very pure and c h i l l
Albert Is So Amazing 😍
6:55
Time stamp?
Gatinha Manhosa literally the beggining of the video
Now that I've heard Flamingo say: "That's so Pure" my life is *COMPLETE.*
Time stamp?
Search Albertstuff in yt and see one vid
@@sushicake3835 it's legit at the start
she just came out drooling like
hey that's not a toilet
I died....
k.....
good
Albert, you don’t need to reset before a round. It automatically resets you when it loads you in.
he was resetting to change his avatar
@@projectsekaifrogs that’s what he means
@@Eoghan-il3qt oh im stupid
Albert: “I love all animals”
Auto-generated captions: “I love all your moles”
Heh
Albert did not say I love animals someone’s name was
@@mikecuddy2177 He still said it
Scribbly Doodler Ha yeah
It does
Albert: says I loose at everything
Also Albert: wins the last 7 games
claim 90k..R💲 now …………b3ed
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 no newbie
true
"Porter Potty" - quote of the year 9:16
You made me go to a ad 😡
@@deletedaccount2027official yea same
You made me go to a fucking add
Fun fact: its really good to be sheriff when you undercover as an item, because you can kill the murderer when you see them because they wont see you
“I’ve had a lot of bad experiences in the bathroom”
*TACO BELL FLASHBACKS KICK IN*
E
@@fellmanfellman1067 EE
Aiden Frost Michaelsen EEE
EEEE
EEEEEE
Albert: you caused pain to a little boy like me....
**man in his 20s playing roblox**
Shadow_ Potato me on my 13's after getting my life ruined within 6 years with roblox: hmmmm
Shadow_ Potato mAn cHIiLd
@@gustavolemonke he legit is
to be a man he needs to be 35-40 so yeah
Well to be fair Roblox is for all ages 10+ 😂
When your in prop hunt and you find somebody: 2:22
When he said “dumb peanut brains” o was eating peanuts😭😂
“I had many bad memories in the bathroom..”
Me: relatable
I have many questions.
Cam Delgado Holguín “things”
I feel off the toilet once and it hurt
Hol' up
YUCKY
When somebody other than Albert is sheriff and misses: He’s such a NOOB!
When he misses: I HATE THIS GAME!
I’m dying 😂
Billy Bob Joe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone's area of hate only reaches a player
While Albert's area of hate reaches the whole game
Which will influence us to dislike it
Eventually, the game will be abandoned.
This is called "Hate Effect".
Green Man Didn’t ask 😎👌
Yo maamma
Lol why is that so true XD
Green Screen Man Can Do Whatever GREEN SCREEN CAN
Tip: to stop turning the whole body in rthro, use the old school animation pack instead where it moves just the head
Albert:please PLEASE have mercy....on me
Shawn Mendez: hold my guitar
LOL I JUST REALIZED-
XD
Please have mercy on my heart
Where does it say that?
@@tarteauchocolat6794 And You Say You Dont Mean To Hurt Me
"I love animals."
"So cute!"
*Goes and bullys little 8 year olds.*
Comment copier
@@sheliajackson2989 how did she copy?
*Yes*
@@sheliajackson2989 umm how?
Cleetus Playz Roblox *im three almost 3000000000 how about u*
4 years later, little did we know. Skibidi toilet was created.
3* skibidi toilet was made last year
The fact that the gun is actually a six shot revolver in real life makes me furious when I die because it wasnt loaded
the mage idle don’t move that much so it’s probably easier
Maybe like so albert sees this
Or not
Y’know
Solar terraria creeper [2nd channel] I hate these comments
The rthro animation idle doesn't move at all
Just use r6 bruh
XxMetalPenguinxX 1 why
@@thenonprogamer7401 YOU CANT ON MM2
I,ve said it 3 times but yeah.
Admin Idea: USe the sirens and message with: "A MENTAL PRISONER HAS ESCAPED THE ASYLUM, STAY HOME AND LOCK YOUR DOORS." Then go around stabbing peeps. Like so Albert can see!
Is this the new like so Brody can see?
Not good
I like it
On Island Life and he builds an Asylum
This is absolute crap of an idea
Fun fact: Flamingo was born on his birthday
“He’s a potty!”
“Yes, I am!”
I don’t know why but his baby voice is cute and makes me imagine him as a daycare worker humoring the kids and having fun..
Also,
“I love all animals! I don’t know.. that’s so pure dude..”
HES SO SWEET he handles kids so well 😭😭😭😭
Admin idea: you and Kaden split an island life server in half and have a war with you two as generals
good idea
e
00ferton yes
00ferton mmmmmh... yess... indeed.
00ferton Very good idea! This needs more likes so Albert can see!
*SUGGESTION* use the rthro idle, it doesn’t move.
like so albert can see.
Trueee
oR R6
Dont need to like
Killian Maginn in murder mystery the default is R15
OoOoOo
3:22 “green screen man”
“Can do whatever a green screen can”
"...."
"HEY, THATS NOT A TOILET!"
@Smile._. 2:21
*proceeds to spit and drool*
Albert: Hulk was the murderer!
Me: *Remembers vegetable hulk*
*VEGETABLE HULK*
Vegetable hulk
Yu Xiang Yao a real fan would remember *S L O P P Y. C A T*
Yu Xiang Yao Doin too much
*VEGETEBLE HULK*
Idea: Play “The Clown Killings” and dress up as a rock
I don’t think they made a hat yet
They added the ban assets thing so it will take it off
@@tributegaming1016 eat your cereal bird
dam good idea
OMG I LOVE CLOWN KILLINGS
Albert: "That's so pure dude-"
*Not even a second later*
Albert again: "Alright like- Half the chat is saying extremely inappropriate things-"
The footsteps outside my bedroom, the thunderstorm going on, and Albert saying “I KNOW YOU’RE DOWN HERE” a bunch is really flaring up my anxiety and giving me horror movie vibes.
bro get some airpods and pretend to sleep💀
@@reference693 When you’re poor- 😪
@@EJ-sq4sh dang bro
“Green screen man”
I never thought I’d hear that again from you
Ye
Same
only ogs remember the song
only the big brains remember green screen man
same
Albert: "When someone knocks in the restroom i feel uncomfortable"
Also Albert in some of his videos: *barges in the restroom*
Vegetebles hulk
Vegetebles hulk
Vegetables hulk
Albert you funny
Khel Khel you messed up the line. Now you must pay with your life
“I should’ve known it was an edgy sever from the beginning.”
*The beginning:* 0:01
4:04 Some guy rememising and old memory about his ex and he Cleary misses her and is depressed
Albert : Laughs immediately
Flamingo: sings the green screen man theme
Me: HE STILL KNOWSSSSS
Yess I was looking in the comments for this I was gonna do this but someone still remembers lol!
How would he not know about something he made
Death's Melody 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🐀
Yeah cuz he made the meme lol
I MISS earthworm sally
7:52 his voice went ~~~~~~~
LOL~~~~
Hey that's not a toilet
ROTF IM DYING RN OMG
I like how we yells at his computer and just takes his rage out.
Like me.
I love how Albert is like when he dies he’s just gets really mad but he try to calm himself down and when he starts to shout STOP MOVING I love it so much it’s so funny
“I became a Roblox toilet”
*sees ad at the side*
Me:oh it’s another toilet
Lol
Toilet seption
You: Wait, it’s all Toilets?
Me: *Always has been.*
“Lil pump tried to friend me, because this kind of sums up his music lately”
*shows bathroom*
OWNED
YES STAN OUR "GAP TOOTHED BITCH"
JK
GG
because it’s shi-
Didn’t her brother and mom made her do the videos?
Albert has two good talents: drooling and sword fighting
And screaming 😁
Alternate Title: Albert Proves How Rigged MM2 Really Is.
Albert some months ago: this guy's aim sucks
Albert on this vid: IT'S SO HARD TO SHOOT
So true
Haha so funny
Nc m8
He uno reversed him
"The guy was wearing a shirt with a terrible word on it"
The word on his shirt : *A Terrible Word*
Thats 3 words-
@@devenisfat shh man shh-
Cool
@@devenisfat no one said it had one word they didn't exactly say it had that sentence on it but it's a joke and you should understand but I think you do understand but was trying to make a joke so I get you
@@devenisfat r/woooosh
Albert: STOP MOVING!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!! The rthro idle animation: am I a joke to you?
4:54 is a valuable moment to Albert rage moments
5:43 me when i realized that i put metal in the microwave
5:15 nobody xd
My mom: *what even is that man saying*
Me: * tears up* he speaks only wisdom.
My dad does that my mom watching him to
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💯
Lol
Wtf
Potty
Cleetus slamming the door of a toilet open and shooting someone is the most badass thing ive seen
Albert if you were planning to do one of these again you can remove the idle animation by dabbing. If you don’t move, you will be completely still.
Everyone: tries to show his spot
Murderer: **What are you guys doing, that’s just a prop.**
Camouflaged person: * hides *
Some random kid that sees him:
*H i*
Murderer: KILLS KID AND WALKS AWAY
Kid when he is sheriff: *Epicly shoots person who killed him*
Albert: Green screen can do whatever *GREEN SCREEN CAN*
Sheriff: Bye bye *shoots*
6:42 the way he said “hi” made me laugh ( after I made the comment I kept repeating it and I just did not stop laughing and if you keep repeating 6:43 is sounds so weird but funny)
Flamingo: *doesnt upload a video for a day”
Me. : *W O R R I E D*
Bruh same
*internal infinite screams*
Same.
*worries for days* *Albert has been bad boy these days >:(*
Bro no joke. He’s spoiled us with the 2 vids a day lol
"He is a potty"
*y e s . y e s i a m .*
FHHF
Y e s
@Kusuo Saiki I love ur show
Yes
But Phinias and ferb...
7:55 *“lil pump wanted to be my friend, this kinda sums up his music lately heuheu 😈”* OHHHHH BRO that roast made me laugh for like 5 seconds dude I laughed so hard 🤣
My favourite part of this when some kid said: “he is a potty!”
11:25
"I've had alot of bad experiences in the bathroom"
Me too Albert, Me too...
Sameeee
I almost got killed
Fun Galaxy 🌌
noobs I haven’t gone to the bathroom in 4 months.
B1 Battle Droid are you okay?
Imagine going to a porta potty and waiting in line then the porta potty brings a knife out and starts killing everyone
Oh god 😂😂
Better yet, you open the door and all you see is g u n
I'd be out of there real quick and be like "OH NOPE SONIC SPEED 1000"
How Albert says "YEAH YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT PAIN AND MISERY HAH..".
I loved that Part
3:21 🎶green screen man can do whatever a green screen can!🎶 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard there
Albert: “Lil pump wanted to be my friend”
Albert: *looks at his avatar*
Also Albert: “this kinda sums up his music lately”
Thesniperhunter _ 😂 true tho
Lol so true
LMFAO
Thesniperhunter _ hki
fufy: “he is a potty”
albert: *laughing at her stupidity* “hEhHe y e s i a m”
ngl, for some stupid reason i smiled at his reaction
It was so wholesome ngl
*a* *H I S* *h i s* *HIS* *HIS*
They mean he was laughing at the person that pointed out that he was a potty
MiDoRiYa
We all know the 7 year old skibidi toilet fans are gonna be like ‘WaIt He CoPiEd SkIbIdI tOiLeT’
Guy: “nice spot”
Albert:”oh the spot that u tried to ruin but you got owned yea I remember that one dude”.
I can imagine every time he freaks out when he dies he swears in his mind
Lol I bet
it seems like he does a nice job containing it lol
*Albertsstuff has entered the chat*
Albertsstuff
ummm I don’t remember that
"I became a Roblox TOILET"
Roblox: Time to poo his ban into the toilet
Alex Wolflover 33rd like
U make a me laugh❤
Lol
Vegetebles hulk
What?
2:22 "HEY THAT'S NOT A TOILET"
The fact that you said "get it out of your system", is just really funny to me
"I HATE THIS GAME!"
*Still plays*
It's Just a Game
Yeah he’s just saying that cause he’s mad. You prob said “I hate this game” before and still played
@@marcochan2815 ....
*who asked*
I've done that before hes just raging
@@thomasbrown4595 shut up :3
Albert: I've had alot of bad experience in the bathroom.
Me: *WELL DANG*
taco bell
@@pocketlightt true
The old school animation only moves you head its perfect for this
You should join airplane 3,2,or 1 and dress as something that you supposed to find in the game and trick people
Albert (doesn’t get his way)- “That’s not fair”! *Continues to literally cheat*
It ain't cheating if other ppl added it
And roblox allowed it
u rlly our here exposing him 💀 💀
Just like he says, “ITS NOT FAIR UNLESS I DO IT”.
Alex Spring your WRONG WRONG WRONG WrOnG
Myths we kind of forgotten:
Chuck_lloyd
Rust (forgot the numbers)
Grocery gang
Amazook
And more
PLEASE LIKE SO ALBERT GOES BACK TO THESE MYTHS (ACCIDENTALLY PUT MEMES)
Rust_010
PHILIPPE
What happened to grocery gang
@@MarkAndCheeze RUST_0711
I saw Rust in work at a pizza place
Me: going to poop
Toilet: run's
Me: why the toilet is running
My guy said it’s so hard to shoot the sheriff when ur the sherif 😂😂😂😂😂😂 cracked me up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Albert: *sings green screen man theme*
Me: it’s been 30 years...
@Isaac Burton I was about to make it 31 likes, then I saw your comment. Check the likes now >:)
Y'all are monsters xd
I have a really cringe vid of me and my friend singing that song
@@africado6995 upload it mate xd
Emma Dreamer hello deku
Albert: *Using the restroom*
Random guy: *Knocks*
ALbert: *Screams at him to go away *
Random guy: *Cries CUTELY and walks to a new bathroom*
Why is it in quotes
@@technerdbird I think they are supposed to be these * but whenever you do that it does *this*
Saturn Stars lol
lol
Actually the asterisks are crying from lack of usage
4:58 *THIS ANGERS ME SO MUCH SHE DIDNT EVEN TOUCH YOU!!!!*
Albert? This would be very useful for when you do one of these videos again: Buy and use the oldschool idle. It moves your head over and back but that’s all
It doesn’t move your avatar so, I think you should use it
Please like this comment so Albert sees it!!
Did anybody else realize the girl who’s username was “iloveallanimals” had bacon hair?
🤧
O-O Holy cr-
yes so
Yes
OMG SHE KILLED A PIG!!
When your character looks around (The idle animation) Choose the Rthro animation package *(its free)*, it doesn't move your body at all when you stand still.
Smart
Yes true but its on sideways :/
Oooo
or be r6
Matiq YT l
I love how excited he is when he says "I AM NOTHING!!11" at like 4:19
Albert excitedly says: I AM NOTHING
Albert: "I'm gonna kill you!!"
Person: "Why did a porta potty just kill me?"
Annamarie Biehle when was that
@@cheesemcmuffinjr nah
e
Lol
⬇️
😢
2:21 omg I can’t stop laughing “heYY tHatS noT a ToiLeT”
But it was a toilet tho
I don’t get it
It is not funny to me
@@kingmunches407 K
Ikr
It so funny when the people push Albert trying to make him get killed but they end up getting killed
3:21 green screen man can do whatever a green screen can
*proceeds to add isabelle dancing*
3:21