Freestyle Rapper FAILS to impress girl... | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps

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  • Опубліковано 21 тра 2024
  • When his freestyle rap upsets a woman in the crowd, rapper Chris Turner doubles down, improvising an insane rap about random topics that he's sure will win her over...
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Місяць тому +15

    Come to a show and I'll make an awkward joke about your bigoted parents. Sign up for tour date alerts here - bit.ly/ChrisMail

    • @iAnasazi
      @iAnasazi Місяць тому +1

      How does your brain work, Chris? HOW DOES IT WORK?

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 Місяць тому

      You are a national treasure, and must be protected at all costs

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan Місяць тому

      Are you building the foundations of your freestyle during hyping the Crowd and asking for lead worlds
      Or. It's just come naturally because of your thinking algorithms and a remarkably huge active vocabulary
      Best regards from Hungary

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris Місяць тому +74

    Amazing. Dicked up ben came out of nowhere 😂

    • @KikoRex
      @KikoRex Місяць тому +5

      It sounded like someone in the audience said it with him, that person was tuned in

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 Місяць тому +1

      Came straight from the CCP

    • @KikoRex
      @KikoRex Місяць тому

      @@kirdot2011 fun fax, 本 “ben" is Chinese word for both the words root and origin, which could be worked to mean dick if you try hard enough. TML

    • @markpotts7186
      @markpotts7186 Місяць тому +5

      Didn't you listen to the rap? He didn't come from nowhere, he came in Austria... and now they have herpies.

  • @Rynosnoborder
    @Rynosnoborder Місяць тому +22

    The line at 6:26 was him reacting to the crowd cheering without breaking flow or rhyme scheme. That's on such another level.

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 Місяць тому +19

    That whole TikTok run was so fire, I'm surprised Nero wasn't up there plucking his harp while the audience burned.

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 Місяць тому +13

    Rhyming "orphange" and "all the kids" was clean af 😂

  • @OmarMunoz
    @OmarMunoz Місяць тому +18

    those aphex twin facts went hard had to look em up.

  • @Wolfdings
    @Wolfdings Місяць тому +4

    It's just like you'd squish the essence of Wikipedia through a high sophisticated rhyme bot. Chris, you never cease to amaze me!

  • @pjgruden
    @pjgruden Місяць тому +6

    Just when I didn't think Chris could add any more crowd suggestions in to one of his raps, he drops this one. I counted 7 in this rap. Incredible,

  • @johandaniels
    @johandaniels Місяць тому +17

    I seen him before but always blows me away the way he able to improvise 🎉 well done

  • @ridingdigital
    @ridingdigital Місяць тому +26

    I love these, watch every one but would love a bit longer on the audience reaction at the end!

    • @Philafxs
      @Philafxs Місяць тому +1

      By how quick it ended, as if in the middle of the verse, I feel like there must have been a malfunction of some sort.

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 Місяць тому +1

      Hahaha, I've made this comment under so many videos. I think it's got something to do with audience metrics, and viewers skipping to the next video before the end. I don't really understand it. But look Chris, it's not just me banging on about this mate!
      To be fair, I think one was a malfunction.

  • @JH-ky4jf
    @JH-ky4jf Місяць тому +7

    I’ve just watched 5 in a row. Laughing my ass off. Incredible!

  • @vince-1337
    @vince-1337 Місяць тому +9

    That a neat tribute to Aphex Twin

  • @revwillyg6450
    @revwillyg6450 Місяць тому +18

    How does his brain think that fast?

    • @atomicpsych0
      @atomicpsych0 Місяць тому +5

      Some people just gifted to use a different part of the brain to things like this

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 Місяць тому +8

      @@atomicpsych0 I think than more than gifted he's just been grinding literally for decades. Practice makes perfect. If you practice freestyle everyday for 25 years you can surely do something pretty impressive

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan Місяць тому

      He is building the track while keeping the audience occupied I think

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 Місяць тому

      @@TheLorlan That's not how freestyle works. He's truly improvising at the moment.

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan Місяць тому

      @@albertosierraalta3223 well, I do belive could be both at the same time.

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 28 днів тому +1

    Lawdy Geezus Haploid Kryste, that was arguably Chris’s best and nastiest comedy club freestyle ever.

  • @isleofthorns
    @isleofthorns Місяць тому +11

    Dicked up,Ben! 😂

  • @lenoirfaineant8499
    @lenoirfaineant8499 Місяць тому +3

    Crowd work was great. The rap was fantastic. I knew you would get Dicked up Ben in there

  • @Daergarz
    @Daergarz Місяць тому +2

    Magnificent as always!

  • @TheConfuzed1
    @TheConfuzed1 Місяць тому +2

    This was amazing! Chris never fails to amaze me! 😂

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel Місяць тому +4

    Crazy good. As ever.

  • @TheMisterNebo
    @TheMisterNebo Місяць тому

    Great one :) Thanks for making us laugh !

  • @Kerlyos_
    @Kerlyos_ Місяць тому +5

    As impressive as ever!

  • @MrRedrud
    @MrRedrud 15 днів тому

    Damn. Keep it up!

  • @philtanics1082
    @philtanics1082 Місяць тому +3

    'Absolute legend

  • @Philafxs
    @Philafxs Місяць тому +7

    My goodness, since Chris has experienced the world's tiniest purse, he can't stop making fun of women, and I'm all here for it!

  • @tichu7
    @tichu7 Місяць тому +2

    It's the spontaneous and unexpected twists he puts in that makes Chris' raps utterly amazing. A lot of his energy comes from the audience, so I gotta wonder, if he had some preparation (while presumably without an audience) , would that make the rap better, or worse?

    • @paulgilbert2506
      @paulgilbert2506 Місяць тому +1

      Better. I think he would start with an initial freestyle, use that as a base, and then tighten up the transitions and wording... which are already RIDICULOUSLY good esp considering the spontaneous nature of what he is doing.

  • @TheSaifear
    @TheSaifear Місяць тому

    no words, im in awe once more

  • @matthewpiatt
    @matthewpiatt 28 днів тому

    Chris just keeps getting better and better 🔥🔥🔥

  • @johnadams1976
    @johnadams1976 Місяць тому

    Talent combined with such knowledge. Genius

  • @akisey1
    @akisey1 Місяць тому +1

    What a banger!

  • @dimitardobrev3296
    @dimitardobrev3296 Місяць тому

    That was one of the best 👌🏼

  • @elt5256
    @elt5256 Місяць тому

    amazing. as ever 😯🔥

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 Місяць тому +3

    She was very Impressed by the end :D

  • @tudor7486
    @tudor7486 27 днів тому

    one of his best freestyles imho , awesome stuff : ) !

  • @TheEthNick
    @TheEthNick Місяць тому

    How AWESOME!

  • @cabie58
    @cabie58 Місяць тому

    well done 👏

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 Місяць тому

    Kudos

  • @faizurrahman7084
    @faizurrahman7084 Місяць тому

    Amazing…

  • @barryb1490
    @barryb1490 Місяць тому

    geez the knolwedge about Aphex Twin and the album!

  • @paradox3210
    @paradox3210 Місяць тому +1

    Why on earth would you know so much about Aphex Twin? 🤯

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus Місяць тому

    🔥

  • @higaski
    @higaski Місяць тому

    Austria, I did not expect that. Shout out from Vienna ;)

  • @tetsuoshima2314
    @tetsuoshima2314 Місяць тому

    Respect on the Aphex Twin.

  • @Chainsaw-ASMR
    @Chainsaw-ASMR 22 дні тому

    Chris, 1000% respect for the Aphex Twin bars, but then you missed rhyming "aphex twin" and "dicked up Ben"
    This could have been wonderful, but I guess we'll never know

  • @quackyduck2276
    @quackyduck2276 Місяць тому

    oh my goood he is so gooood. Please come to Germany bruh

  • @keithschaub7863
    @keithschaub7863 Місяць тому

    genius

  • @toddclark3356
    @toddclark3356 Місяць тому +1

    Aphex Twin suggestion from a William Montgomery fan?

  • @utarian7
    @utarian7 Місяць тому

    Need a Harry Mack collab

  • @TheDarkbluerock
    @TheDarkbluerock Місяць тому

    The cut part at the end must have been dirty af xD

  • @dt7197
    @dt7197 Місяць тому

    Seems like the ending was cut short, strange.

  • @xLaVey
    @xLaVey 7 днів тому

    Lmao

  • @peterkjaerhtclarsen1851
    @peterkjaerhtclarsen1851 Місяць тому

    Wow

  • @user-qh3lr4wp6m
    @user-qh3lr4wp6m Місяць тому +1

    I think he could have gone on for another min

  • @badonkadonkskidz
    @badonkadonkskidz Місяць тому +2

    Did the end get cut off?

    • @cheekyboomboom8973
      @cheekyboomboom8973 27 днів тому

      Sounds like it. Mighta had a few more bars but decided the genital herpes line was a better end, lol

  • @jatari7871
    @jatari7871 Місяць тому

    aaahhhhh noooo dont do that undone shirt over a t shirt american thing mate!! youve sold out with that one! eek.

  • @kman0974
    @kman0974 Місяць тому +10

    Trying to impress a Karen is a failure to begin with

  • @Zebra66
    @Zebra66 Місяць тому +1

    I wonder if you could rap in an Austrian accent.

  • @GinoongGoals
    @GinoongGoals 29 днів тому

    Damn't! I hope my wife will not see this. I'm Santi.

  • @hypeheaven5738
    @hypeheaven5738 Місяць тому +2

    its nice until you watched harry mack.. than its lame

    • @BNichols021
      @BNichols021 Місяць тому +3

      Harry Mack is fire but I’m more impressed listening to Chris personally because of the substance and comedy in his raps as it adds yet another dimension to the performance. They’re both great and it probably just comes down to what people find more impressive / entertaining

  • @GrubfootRS
    @GrubfootRS Місяць тому

    it is pretty bad tbf