Freestyle Rapper FAILS to impress girl... | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps

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  • Опубліковано 21 тра 2024
  • When his freestyle rap upsets a woman in the crowd, rapper Chris Turner doubles down, improvising an insane rap about random topics that he's sure will win her over...
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  25 днів тому +15

    Come to a show and I'll make an awkward joke about your bigoted parents. Sign up for tour date alerts here - bit.ly/ChrisMail

    • @iAnasazi
      @iAnasazi 25 днів тому +1

      How does your brain work, Chris? HOW DOES IT WORK?

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 24 дні тому

      You are a national treasure, and must be protected at all costs

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan 20 днів тому

      Are you building the foundations of your freestyle during hyping the Crowd and asking for lead worlds
      Or. It's just come naturally because of your thinking algorithms and a remarkably huge active vocabulary
      Best regards from Hungary

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris 25 днів тому +70

    Amazing. Dicked up ben came out of nowhere 😂

    • @KikoRex
      @KikoRex 24 дні тому +5

      It sounded like someone in the audience said it with him, that person was tuned in

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 24 дні тому +1

      Came straight from the CCP

    • @KikoRex
      @KikoRex 24 дні тому

      @@kirdot2011 fun fax, 本 “ben" is Chinese word for both the words root and origin, which could be worked to mean dick if you try hard enough. TML

    • @markpotts7186
      @markpotts7186 24 дні тому +5

      Didn't you listen to the rap? He didn't come from nowhere, he came in Austria... and now they have herpies.

  • @Rynosnoborder
    @Rynosnoborder 24 дні тому +18

    The line at 6:26 was him reacting to the crowd cheering without breaking flow or rhyme scheme. That's on such another level.

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 25 днів тому +18

    That whole TikTok run was so fire, I'm surprised Nero wasn't up there plucking his harp while the audience burned.

  • @Wolfdings
    @Wolfdings 20 днів тому +4

    It's just like you'd squish the essence of Wikipedia through a high sophisticated rhyme bot. Chris, you never cease to amaze me!

  • @OmarMunoz
    @OmarMunoz 24 дні тому +16

    those aphex twin facts went hard had to look em up.

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 23 дні тому +10

    Rhyming "orphange" and "all the kids" was clean af 😂

  • @johandaniels
    @johandaniels 25 днів тому +17

    I seen him before but always blows me away the way he able to improvise 🎉 well done

  • @ridingdigital
    @ridingdigital 25 днів тому +25

    I love these, watch every one but would love a bit longer on the audience reaction at the end!

    • @Philafxs
      @Philafxs 24 дні тому +1

      By how quick it ended, as if in the middle of the verse, I feel like there must have been a malfunction of some sort.

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 24 дні тому +1

      Hahaha, I've made this comment under so many videos. I think it's got something to do with audience metrics, and viewers skipping to the next video before the end. I don't really understand it. But look Chris, it's not just me banging on about this mate!
      To be fair, I think one was a malfunction.

  • @pjgruden
    @pjgruden 24 дні тому +4

    Just when I didn't think Chris could add any more crowd suggestions in to one of his raps, he drops this one. I counted 7 in this rap. Incredible,

  • @JH-ky4jf
    @JH-ky4jf 24 дні тому +6

    I’ve just watched 5 in a row. Laughing my ass off. Incredible!

  • @lenoirfaineant8499
    @lenoirfaineant8499 24 дні тому +3

    Crowd work was great. The rap was fantastic. I knew you would get Dicked up Ben in there

  • @isleofthorns
    @isleofthorns 24 дні тому +11

    Dicked up,Ben! 😂

  • @vince-1337
    @vince-1337 24 дні тому +7

    That a neat tribute to Aphex Twin

  • @TheConfuzed1
    @TheConfuzed1 24 дні тому +2

    This was amazing! Chris never fails to amaze me! 😂

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel 24 дні тому +4

    Crazy good. As ever.

  • @Daergarz
    @Daergarz 24 дні тому +2

    Magnificent as always!

  • @Kerlyos_
    @Kerlyos_ 25 днів тому +5

    As impressive as ever!

  • @philtanics1082
    @philtanics1082 25 днів тому +3

    'Absolute legend

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 18 днів тому +1

    Lawdy Geezus Haploid Kryste, that was arguably Chris’s best and nastiest comedy club freestyle ever.

  • @johnadams1976
    @johnadams1976 23 дні тому

    Talent combined with such knowledge. Genius

  • @TheMisterNebo
    @TheMisterNebo 24 дні тому

    Great one :) Thanks for making us laugh !

  • @MrRedrud
    @MrRedrud 5 днів тому

    Damn. Keep it up!

  • @revwillyg6450
    @revwillyg6450 25 днів тому +16

    How does his brain think that fast?

    • @atomicpsych0
      @atomicpsych0 24 дні тому +5

      Some people just gifted to use a different part of the brain to things like this

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 24 дні тому +7

      @@atomicpsych0 I think than more than gifted he's just been grinding literally for decades. Practice makes perfect. If you practice freestyle everyday for 25 years you can surely do something pretty impressive

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan 20 днів тому

      He is building the track while keeping the audience occupied I think

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 20 днів тому

      @@TheLorlan That's not how freestyle works. He's truly improvising at the moment.

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan 20 днів тому

      @@albertosierraalta3223 well, I do belive could be both at the same time.

  • @matthewpiatt
    @matthewpiatt 19 днів тому

    Chris just keeps getting better and better 🔥🔥🔥

  • @tichu7
    @tichu7 24 дні тому +2

    It's the spontaneous and unexpected twists he puts in that makes Chris' raps utterly amazing. A lot of his energy comes from the audience, so I gotta wonder, if he had some preparation (while presumably without an audience) , would that make the rap better, or worse?

    • @paulgilbert2506
      @paulgilbert2506 24 дні тому +1

      Better. I think he would start with an initial freestyle, use that as a base, and then tighten up the transitions and wording... which are already RIDICULOUSLY good esp considering the spontaneous nature of what he is doing.

  • @TheSaifear
    @TheSaifear 21 день тому

    no words, im in awe once more

  • @elt5256
    @elt5256 20 днів тому

    amazing. as ever 😯🔥

  • @akisey1
    @akisey1 25 днів тому +1

    What a banger!

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 25 днів тому +3

    She was very Impressed by the end :D

  • @dimitardobrev3296
    @dimitardobrev3296 23 дні тому

    That was one of the best 👌🏼

  • @tudor7486
    @tudor7486 17 днів тому

    one of his best freestyles imho , awesome stuff : ) !

  • @TheEthNick
    @TheEthNick 22 дні тому

    How AWESOME!

  • @cabie58
    @cabie58 25 днів тому

    well done 👏

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 24 дні тому

    Kudos

  • @faizurrahman7084
    @faizurrahman7084 24 дні тому

    Amazing…

  • @Philafxs
    @Philafxs 24 дні тому +7

    My goodness, since Chris has experienced the world's tiniest purse, he can't stop making fun of women, and I'm all here for it!

  • @barryb1490
    @barryb1490 23 дні тому

    geez the knolwedge about Aphex Twin and the album!

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus 24 дні тому

    🔥

  • @tetsuoshima2314
    @tetsuoshima2314 24 дні тому

    Respect on the Aphex Twin.

  • @paradox3210
    @paradox3210 22 дні тому +1

    Why on earth would you know so much about Aphex Twin? 🤯

  • @higaski
    @higaski 25 днів тому

    Austria, I did not expect that. Shout out from Vienna ;)

  • @toddclark3356
    @toddclark3356 24 дні тому +1

    Aphex Twin suggestion from a William Montgomery fan?

  • @quackyduck2276
    @quackyduck2276 24 дні тому

    oh my goood he is so gooood. Please come to Germany bruh

  • @keithschaub7863
    @keithschaub7863 24 дні тому

    genius

  • @badonkadonkskidz
    @badonkadonkskidz 25 днів тому +2

    Did the end get cut off?

    • @cheekyboomboom8973
      @cheekyboomboom8973 17 днів тому

      Sounds like it. Mighta had a few more bars but decided the genital herpes line was a better end, lol

  • @utarian7
    @utarian7 22 дні тому

    Need a Harry Mack collab

  • @dt7197
    @dt7197 24 дні тому

    Seems like the ending was cut short, strange.

  • @Chainsaw-ASMR
    @Chainsaw-ASMR 13 днів тому

    Chris, 1000% respect for the Aphex Twin bars, but then you missed rhyming "aphex twin" and "dicked up Ben"
    This could have been wonderful, but I guess we'll never know

  • @peterkjaerhtclarsen1851
    @peterkjaerhtclarsen1851 23 дні тому

    Wow

  • @TheDarkbluerock
    @TheDarkbluerock 24 дні тому

    The cut part at the end must have been dirty af xD

  • @jatari7871
    @jatari7871 23 дні тому

    aaahhhhh noooo dont do that undone shirt over a t shirt american thing mate!! youve sold out with that one! eek.

  • @user-qh3lr4wp6m
    @user-qh3lr4wp6m 24 дні тому

    I think he could have gone on for another min

  • @Zebra66
    @Zebra66 25 днів тому +1

    I wonder if you could rap in an Austrian accent.

  • @kman0974
    @kman0974 25 днів тому +9

    Trying to impress a Karen is a failure to begin with

  • @GinoongGoals
    @GinoongGoals 19 днів тому

    Damn't! I hope my wife will not see this. I'm Santi.

  • @hypeheaven5738
    @hypeheaven5738 24 дні тому +2

    its nice until you watched harry mack.. than its lame

    • @BNichols021
      @BNichols021 24 дні тому +2

      Harry Mack is fire but I’m more impressed listening to Chris personally because of the substance and comedy in his raps as it adds yet another dimension to the performance. They’re both great and it probably just comes down to what people find more impressive / entertaining

  • @GrubfootRS
    @GrubfootRS 24 дні тому

    it is pretty bad tbf