InCulto - Eastern European Funk (Lithuania) Live 2010 Eurovision Song Contest

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  • @MiyatsukiHime
    @MiyatsukiHime 4 роки тому +1486

    Every ten years Lithuania sends a bald guy with a catchy song and cool coreography? I'm coming from On Fire 😬

  • @MARITHAMUSIC
    @MARITHAMUSIC 3 роки тому +516

    Now seeing The Roop's success, we understand that these guys were ahead of their time

  • @stefane4581
    @stefane4581 7 років тому +1041

    'Yes sir we are legal though we're not as legal as you, No sir we're not equal though we're both from the EU'
    Satire level 100000000

    • @rds7516
      @rds7516 6 років тому +80

      Yes, we put messages even into songs where you wouldn't expect them to be.
      And most people seem to have bypassed this.

    • @litore8657
      @litore8657 6 років тому +19

      RᴀɪɴDᴇᴠᴏᴜʀ just like 2006

    • @hexagon1094
      @hexagon1094 5 років тому +9

      He is bout to laugh when saying that

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 4 роки тому +10

      It's sad people miss it

  • @alexnffc
    @alexnffc 3 роки тому +250

    I was on a stag do in Lithuania when this song was out. The bar we were in was absolutely packed for the semi final. When they didn't qualify for the final, I genuinely thought a riot might break out. What an atmosphere. The DJ then played it four times in a row as an act of defiance

    • @AmaanStorm
      @AmaanStorm 2 роки тому +25

      Excellent!
      Sometimes some of us happen to be blessed to be in the right place at the right moment to experience something so iconic!
      I remember being gutted that they didn't make it to the final. I still listen to this song almost 12 years on!

  • @ellieminnelli1341
    @ellieminnelli1341 6 років тому +619

    Still I cant understand why they didn't qualified to the final, this is just genius :)

    • @bazingora.4014
      @bazingora.4014 3 роки тому +11

      Absolutely have to agree - one of Lithuania's best entries. :))

    • @FannomacritaireSuomi
      @FannomacritaireSuomi 3 роки тому +5

      It's as annoying as it is catchy.

    • @Ignash
      @Ignash 10 місяців тому +2

      Because lead singer had hard time pronouncing English lyrics, it is hard to understand without looking up the lyrics.

    • @peterkovacseu
      @peterkovacseu Місяць тому

      @@Ignash the lead singer, Jurgis is native in English, he grew up in Florida :)

    • @Ignash
      @Ignash Місяць тому +1

      @@peterkovacseu No doubt he speaks well, it was just a pronunciation that is a bit muffled and it is really hard to understand what he says without subtitles, it could be because of the way the song is written, but I bet if people could hear majority of the lyrics, it would be great.

  • @emostarterpack7490
    @emostarterpack7490 5 років тому +933

    Im so sad that this legend did not qualify because it was genius

    • @E.N.E.
      @E.N.E. 5 років тому +84

      Western Europeans: *Triggered*

    • @mariemurtagh886
      @mariemurtagh886 5 років тому +92

      It was perfect until they revealed their sparkling underwear...then it was super perfect!

    • @mantasalekna9996
      @mantasalekna9996 4 роки тому +2

      Lietuva

    • @DentalFlan
      @DentalFlan 4 роки тому +15

      *I'm sad it didn't win*

  • @therealbricker
    @therealbricker 6 років тому +944

    I miss good joke entries.

    • @VinriPL
      @VinriPL 5 років тому

      @Andris Lapsa in 2020?:D

    • @VinriPL
      @VinriPL 5 років тому

      @Andris Lapsa aha ok :) thanks :)

    • @ohh5178
      @ohh5178 4 роки тому +12

      The Bricker this one is so clever too. The way of portraying that message by a joke is ingenious because it’s supposed to show how Europe just overlooks it

    • @DentalFlan
      @DentalFlan 4 роки тому

      Wdym you miss good ones? There are none anymore =P

    • @steinarmogen3166
      @steinarmogen3166 4 роки тому

      But most of them are not good

  • @hineraable
    @hineraable 5 років тому +413

    Lithuania is so underrated in every Eurovision.

    • @angelstuff7608
      @angelstuff7608 4 роки тому +19

      Thanks says someone whos born in Lithuania

  • @morbidsearch
    @morbidsearch 4 роки тому +372

    Estonia: We are NOT Eastern European
    Latvia: We are NOT Eastern European
    Lithuania: GeT uP aNd DaNcE...

    • @Kunigunda897
      @Kunigunda897 3 роки тому +19

      yep, people are confused about what they are; eastern, north or central :D

    • @orangebear280
      @orangebear280 3 роки тому +24

      TO AN EASTERN EUROPEAN KINDA

    • @ridgeracer77
      @ridgeracer77 2 роки тому +14

      Actually technically Lithuania is Central Europe. The exact middle of Europe.

    • @sweetfern6222
      @sweetfern6222 2 роки тому +1

      @@ridgeracer77 they are very central Europe

    • @fairy_mp3x793
      @fairy_mp3x793 2 роки тому +1

      FFS PICK A SIDE FOR US IM TIRED😭😭😭😭😭

  • @blueberella
    @blueberella 5 років тому +217

    Can't believe they didn't go through. This was genius

    • @ziogas2000
      @ziogas2000 4 роки тому +14

      Sadly Lithuania was a decade in front regarding music taste in the rest of Europe ;D

  • @Luke-tt3dt
    @Luke-tt3dt 4 роки тому +196

    "No sir we're not equal but we're both from the EU"
    *cries in Brexit*

  • @sarahsmiles8154
    @sarahsmiles8154 6 років тому +139

    This song will always be first place in my heart

    • @Catsrats12
      @Catsrats12 2 роки тому

      Thanks Because l live there

  • @kathrinepart-timer2361
    @kathrinepart-timer2361 6 років тому +162

    If you said Lithuanians are serious and suicidal, watch this and "We Are The Winners"!

    • @user-yr2up2tb2i
      @user-yr2up2tb2i 5 років тому +81

      We are suicidal people with a sense of humor lol

    • @E.N.E.
      @E.N.E. 5 років тому +25

      Actually I wouldn't be mad if We are the Winners won the contest. Andrius Mamontovas is pure genius.

    • @nikosstelliou70
      @nikosstelliou70 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-yr2up2tb2i Haaa! Good one!

    • @avicalen3210
      @avicalen3210 3 роки тому +6

      We accidently die because of a hard joke.

  • @KolkoCat
    @KolkoCat 7 років тому +607

    This got me into eurovision

    • @rpicifica250
      @rpicifica250 7 років тому +7

      Hetafacts Oh Hi Hetafacts xD

    • @cat-tt6jz
      @cat-tt6jz 7 років тому +1

      Hetafacts oh-

    • @enwarrior8163
      @enwarrior8163 7 років тому +6

      I can relate to that one as well Hetafacts. Do you think you could do a top 10 of which songs you could see the hetalia characters singing to? :3

    • @Stephanie-ig1kn
      @Stephanie-ig1kn 6 років тому +4

      I finally got around to seeing this and I am not surprised to see you here lmao

    • @Lithnox
      @Lithnox 6 років тому +1

      It's my country

  • @diegoardila2463
    @diegoardila2463 Рік тому +18

    InCulto leader Jurgis Didziulis was born in my country, Colombia. And I'm so proud of him! There's a big number of Lithuanian immigrants in my country by the way. 🇨🇴🇱🇹🇨🇴🇱🇹

  • @ochakosiera581
    @ochakosiera581 5 років тому +81

    Its been 9 years and still cant forget this music

    • @Titiuu72
      @Titiuu72 6 місяців тому

      It's veen 14 years and still can't forget this music! 😄 In couple of years I hope someone will comment again, that this is unforgettable.

  • @simgecalskan9710
    @simgecalskan9710 7 років тому +142

    This is the reason why I fucking love Eurovision.

  • @enwarrior8163
    @enwarrior8163 8 років тому +131

    It's so catchy! I can't stop dancing to it!

  • @neda8356
    @neda8356 7 років тому +336

    damn its been almost 7 years and i still remember it so clearly :/

  • @zullamonnyt7381
    @zullamonnyt7381 6 років тому +137

    Lithuania! ❤ You should be in the Grand Final! ❤ It was an amazing performance! ❤ We love you so much! ❤ And remember this is one of my favourite Eurovision songs! ❤ Greetings from Poland! ❤

    • @Beans-pw8vr
      @Beans-pw8vr 6 років тому +3

      Zulla Monn YT. Yo thx for saiying nice words to my country :D and poland is great i love it but the history of us is in the past xd

    • @urtemedonaite5128
      @urtemedonaite5128 6 років тому

      Nightmare Boy lol ye

    • @doitltu8133
      @doitltu8133 5 років тому

      Thank you 🤣

  • @flavius9722
    @flavius9722 8 років тому +169

    Such an entertaining performance, just like in 2006. But sadly they didn't qualified.

    • @enwarrior8163
      @enwarrior8163 8 років тому +2

      Actually a few of the members from the 2006 performance were a part of this, if you look up the info on this. It surprised me when I found out.

    • @flavius9722
      @flavius9722 8 років тому +5

      EternalNexusWarrior Studios I saw the bald guy with the weird dance from 2006 in their preview video.

    • @kristupasmatiekus8376
      @kristupasmatiekus8376 6 років тому +1

      Cha cha, thank you ;)

    • @E.N.E.
      @E.N.E. 5 років тому +1

      Flavius 97 Arnoldas Lukošius

  • @johno_5.0
    @johno_5.0 7 років тому +211

    17 people didn't get up and dance to the Eastern European funk

    • @CGwarrior12
      @CGwarrior12 7 років тому +2

      24 now.

    • @addistar2844
      @addistar2844 6 років тому

      A Salmon And 1300 did

    • @eurovisiontszai9125
      @eurovisiontszai9125 5 років тому +1

      And now 81 didn't while 1600 people can dance to this kind of funk!

    • @ivanmacgar6447
      @ivanmacgar6447 2 роки тому

      Maybe they're Lithuanians who are offended about a song that depicts them as "Eastern European".

  • @weareyoungforever5778
    @weareyoungforever5778 4 роки тому +89

    Wish more countries did this, Eurovision doesn’t have to be so serious! 🎉

    • @DentalFlan
      @DentalFlan 4 роки тому +17

      If more countries did this, Eurovision would be 90× Better.

    • @mortenv15
      @mortenv15 Рік тому +1

      Completely agree! :) This is the kind of stuff I love Eurovision for! The music you'd almost never hear anywhere else.

  • @pitchan3786
    @pitchan3786 8 років тому +112

    The Eurovision's Magic Mike!

  • @airellrm4449
    @airellrm4449 5 років тому +46

    Sure, the lyrics might be satire. But imo this should've made the final, it was creative, different and the vocals were actually on point :)
    Aciu labai for this masterpiece, Lietuva!

    • @aleksanderpagels288
      @aleksanderpagels288 4 роки тому +5

      And they are all charismatic during the performance, I love literally every second of this.

  • @DentalFlan
    @DentalFlan 4 роки тому +74

    One day I was watching this and I'm like, where is the lyrics guy? So now my career will now be the Lithuanian Lyrics guy.
    Eastern European Funk - Inculto (Lithuania 2010 Eurovision Entry)
    •(Epic beginning)•
    You've seen it all before
    We ain't got no taste, we're all a bore
    You should give us a chance
    ’Cause we're all victims of circumstance
    We've had it pretty tough
    But that's okay, we like it *rough*
    We'll settle the scores
    Survived the reds and two world wars
    •(Insert Epic Chorus part)•
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda funk!
    •(Epic solo)•
    Yes sir, we are legal, we are
    Though we're not as legal as you~!
    No sir, we're not equal
    Though we're both from the EU~!
    We build your homes
    We wash your dishes
    Keep your hands all squeaky clean
    Some day you'll come to realise
    Eastern European is in your Genes
    •(Insert Epic Chorus Part 2.0)•
    +(Hey!)+
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    +(Hey!)+
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda funk
    •(Insert Epic chant)•
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our
    Eastern European kinda funk!
    •(Insert Chorus and taking off pants)•
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our
    +(oh oh *ohoho)+*
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda funk
    Get up and dance to our
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda
    Get up and dance to our
    +(oh oh *ohohoh)+*
    Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda Funk!
    •(Insert end)•
    Sorry for the mistakes, it's my first day on the job ;), Ik I have a 99% I messed up on the chant.

  • @lirasgigs
    @lirasgigs 4 роки тому +28

    Most underrated Eurovision song and performance EVER!!!

  • @yilmaz4012
    @yilmaz4012 5 років тому +22

    Lt United. InCulto thank you for some of the most remarkable performances.

  • @simona1789
    @simona1789 2 роки тому +13

    I come back to this every now and then, it's THAT iconic

  • @hysminai7397
    @hysminai7397 3 роки тому +42

    2:45 I wish I had that man's self confidence

  • @ihearteurovision3323
    @ihearteurovision3323 7 років тому +93

    This is gold

  • @ClaireEmilia
    @ClaireEmilia 3 роки тому +56

    Moments like these make me so proud to be European. *cries in European*
    Love from Germany

  • @ANtroposo524
    @ANtroposo524 4 роки тому +22

    One of the greatest songs ever made in eurovision. I dont care if anyone thinks otherwise.

  • @lgmadrid
    @lgmadrid 8 років тому +71

    Catchy & funny song and performance... Nice

  • @vampy8334
    @vampy8334 6 років тому +32

    I'll always champion this song! So underrated that year.

  • @UNKNOWN-ef2ht
    @UNKNOWN-ef2ht 6 років тому +31

    The stickman on the LED screen is my best and favorite LED display in Eurovision. XD
    Funny and Happy. I love this song.

  • @abbypenglase4486
    @abbypenglase4486 2 роки тому +10

    I've just realised this was the very first Eurovision song I ever watched! Really set the tone for me, no wonder this is what I look for in Eurovision now. When they didn’t qualify for the grand final I was gutted.

  • @eduardocastro4251
    @eduardocastro4251 6 років тому +34

    ANOTHER GUILTY PLEASURE, OMG I LOVE THIS!!

  • @taurasbrazauskas5429
    @taurasbrazauskas5429 5 років тому +48

    This is why i watch eurovision

    • @DentalFlan
      @DentalFlan 4 роки тому +2

      And I don't blame you

  • @urtebrazinskaite8961
    @urtebrazinskaite8961 6 років тому +23

    Lithuania did not go to the finals in the year sad I'm FROM LITHUANIA 💛💚❤🇱🇹

  • @mustavalkoinen9275
    @mustavalkoinen9275 7 років тому +28

    I love this. The performance is very entertaining, the song is catchy and the lyrics are pure gold :D Sadly it's just way too repetitive... I used to rank this really high, now it's not in my top 10 anymore but definitely should have qualified with this performance!

  • @povilas5471
    @povilas5471 6 років тому +106

    Kai klausai šią sena daina ir galvoji kodėl ji bent į finalus nepateko 😪😪

  • @GoldenGrego
    @GoldenGrego 5 років тому +28

    This is CRIMINALLY underrated.

  • @АлександраНеклюдова-к8в

    2020 год, каждый год вспоминаю этот хит, жаль не оценили

  • @chatgirl1978
    @chatgirl1978 8 років тому +42

    aww, i still love it :-)

  • @alarmlessRifleman
    @alarmlessRifleman 6 місяців тому +2

    What always gets me about this performance is the astronomical level of self-confidence one's gotta have to pull this off. Sure, all yous feel confident when you're wearing an expensive three-piece suit, but try to have the same level of confidence when you're dancing in front of the entire Europe wearing sparkly undies.

  • @kevincika
    @kevincika Рік тому +7

    they didn’t represent a country, they represented a whole culture of Europe, the eastern europe

  • @arnas6931
    @arnas6931 Рік тому +5

    The song that got me into watching eurovision.

  • @katrijn9061
    @katrijn9061 4 роки тому +25

    Ok am I the only one who thinks this is an ABSOLUTE BOP and LOVES IT

  • @beergarten
    @beergarten 5 років тому +10

    Вот это была группа! Спасибо за песни, влюбилась в вас еще в Одессе в лохматых двухтысячных

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 6 років тому +19

    I think this was the year Lithuania put the word „FUN“ into the word „FUNK“! 🙃

  • @magosiaharasimik2418
    @magosiaharasimik2418 5 років тому +8

    Haha I freaking love it 😂 I miss those funny entries, why do we have none like those in recent years?

  • @gintarenutautaite8591
    @gintarenutautaite8591 3 роки тому +8

    This is the only thing that gets me in a good mood nowadays :D

  • @carolinanappyliner
    @carolinanappyliner Рік тому +3

    Still my favourite entry of all time!

  • @buddhidev7877
    @buddhidev7877 4 роки тому +3

    It was one of my most favorite in that year and the best Lithuanian entry IMHO. Its lyrics and music are genius.

  • @SunsetSurfie
    @SunsetSurfie 5 місяців тому +1

    How did this not qualify 😭 It's everything that's great about Eurovision

  • @MarxSoul2001
    @MarxSoul2001 6 років тому +10

    God, those lyrics always get to me.

  • @zdskillz849
    @zdskillz849 3 роки тому +27

    I’ll never get why this didn’t qualify

    • @ArrowsM
      @ArrowsM 2 роки тому +3

      One word: Juries

  • @pantoablonio
    @pantoablonio 3 роки тому +2

    De lo mejor que se ha visto en eurovision, una crítica directa a la cara de un continente que no es tan igualitario, ni democrático ni humanitario como tanto cacarea... Muchos se vieron heridos en sus egos y se notó con los abucheos del final... Bravissimo Lituania!

  • @sheriwoozidan
    @sheriwoozidan 5 років тому +18

    is it bad i think this could've been a good winner? it's an amazing ska song with satire, what's not to love?!

    • @lobsthebaka4115
      @lobsthebaka4115 4 роки тому

      I have a list with my winner for every eurovision. This is mine for 2010😂

    • @sheriwoozidan
      @sheriwoozidan 4 роки тому

      @@lobsthebaka4115 taste! they were my 3rd in 2010 (turkey was 1st and albania was 2nd). who was your winner in 2020?

  • @Ugapiku
    @Ugapiku 4 роки тому +19

    You can always expect some crazy stuff from Lithuania xDDDD

  • @s.r.3458
    @s.r.3458 Рік тому +3

    I love this song! Greetings from Finland!

  • @mynde2160
    @mynde2160 4 роки тому +1

    Even after years and years still they are the best lads of Lithuania funk!

  • @MrMushyPeas101
    @MrMushyPeas101 7 років тому +94

    Do the kazoos count as live instruments?

    • @JackPicko91
      @JackPicko91 7 років тому +7

      MrMushyPeas101 yes.

    • @rds7516
      @rds7516 6 років тому +16

      The instrument of the gods.

    • @mariemurtagh886
      @mariemurtagh886 5 років тому +4

      I need someone to play an otamatone in Eurovision at some point

  • @fabrizio_8314
    @fabrizio_8314 8 років тому +8

    Love this song!

  • @natalie9663
    @natalie9663 Місяць тому

    For me, this is what Eurovision is about. Just pure fun. ❤

  • @zurionrg6504
    @zurionrg6504 3 роки тому +2

    Esos short brillantes con muchísimo brillo es de lo mejor que ha podido ir al festival de Eurovisión

  • @beautyneverliess9148
    @beautyneverliess9148 8 років тому +20

    I don't know if I ironically or genuinely enjoy this anymore.Eurovision has ruined me.

  • @simonamerkininkaite4681
    @simonamerkininkaite4681 8 років тому +59

    idk whether to be ashamed or proud or proud of this xd

    • @enwarrior8163
      @enwarrior8163 8 років тому +6

      What's wrong with both? It's a catchy song. ^^

    • @helldragon11
      @helldragon11 7 років тому +1

      i prefer this than from 2014-today because our picks for contest are fucking trash

    • @agne1211
      @agne1211 7 років тому +2

      Simona Merkininkaitė yeah, this song is pretty catchy though

    • @m.o.8674
      @m.o.8674 7 років тому +2

      Simona Merkininkaitė PROUD, OF COURSE. Congrats since Spain :)

    • @kakavospuodelisltu3814
      @kakavospuodelisltu3814 6 років тому

      i agree i m too a lithuanian

  • @doriangorsy1918
    @doriangorsy1918 7 років тому +6

    Just the best of everytime

  • @ТамараСулейманова-ж8т

    From Azerbaijani 🇦🇿
    I love you Lithuania 🇱🇹
    ❤🇱🇹🇦🇿🇱🇹🇦🇿❤

  • @josephshaulov5914
    @josephshaulov5914 5 років тому +3

    Just came after I watched Jurgis DID (the bald one) and Erica Jennings' (Lithuania 2001) performance today

  • @troelsandersen9851
    @troelsandersen9851 3 роки тому +2

    I Love InCulto ☺️❤️❤️❤️💯 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹

  • @Agent-hq4uw
    @Agent-hq4uw Рік тому +2

    My cat was throwing up as I was listening to this. But his body was convulsing to the rhythm of this song😅

  • @dannoise
    @dannoise 3 місяці тому +1

    Would've easily qualified in 2024!

  • @creativeusername1355
    @creativeusername1355 5 років тому +5

    this definitely deserved to qualify

  • @JonasKondratas
    @JonasKondratas 5 років тому +14

    Top 10 Anime Openings

  • @natalie9663
    @natalie9663 Місяць тому

    My winner for this year ❤

  • @steinarmogen3166
    @steinarmogen3166 4 роки тому +1

    A way better, more serious and intelligent "humourous" song than their 2006-entry. This is great and funky :)

  • @ohhijo
    @ohhijo 11 місяців тому +2

    Guys did a great job, hard to come in 1st in the lineup eh

  • @luprsil
    @luprsil 2 місяці тому

    Such a catchy song, wow, they deserved a place in the finals!

  • @ZethsCraftDesk
    @ZethsCraftDesk 2 роки тому

    This was really cute! I wish I had stumbled across this one sooner!

  • @zullamonnyt7381
    @zullamonnyt7381 7 років тому +3

    IT'S AMAZING! ! !

  • @katrijn9061
    @katrijn9061 4 роки тому +4

    I think it says something about me that I’m still here in 2020 😅

  • @martajestem7912
    @martajestem7912 6 років тому +10

    funktastik :)

  • @carmenta2792
    @carmenta2792 8 років тому +13

    Very catchy & funny :D

  • @andakuz
    @andakuz 7 років тому +24

    This should have qualified!

  • @x5evs
    @x5evs 4 роки тому +6

    That country NEVER WIN EURO VISION BUT IN THIS YEAR 2020-2021 THEY WIN

  • @AisteJaufa-ug3tg
    @AisteJaufa-ug3tg Рік тому +1

    Best Lithuanian entry ever xx

  • @someguy7777
    @someguy7777 2 роки тому +5

    Apperantly bald dudes can make cacthy songs if they're from lithuania

  • @orangebear280
    @orangebear280 3 роки тому +4

    Running order and juries ruined this brilliant and iconic performance...

  • @julialevelle6384
    @julialevelle6384 8 років тому +21

    I do love a man in spangles~

  • @E.N.E.
    @E.N.E. 5 років тому +8

    These guys lost to LT United at 2006 national final which was another troll act :)

  • @eduardtokaryev6801
    @eduardtokaryev6801 4 роки тому +7

    Found this by searching "Sparkle Europe"

  • @katrijn9061
    @katrijn9061 4 роки тому +6

    2:46 my fave moment haha

  • @Wertiich_bs
    @Wertiich_bs 2 роки тому +1

    Greetings from Lithuania!

  • @motiejusmotiejus6514
    @motiejusmotiejus6514 7 років тому +52

    whell better then this year pick:D

  • @amandamadaci7797
    @amandamadaci7797 7 років тому +1

    This is pure joy

  • @qvxlzz6279
    @qvxlzz6279 6 років тому +4

    Lithuania!!!

  • @robinwilson5481
    @robinwilson5481 5 років тому +5

    this was intended as a joke entry... but its actually really good!