Your creepypasta Audios are probably gonna be the reason that I go back to my creepypasta phase, I'm still in it I'm just not as into as I was before...but your changing my mind here buddy 😌
Tbh this just kinda feels like a "nice chat" with the now insane serial killer you bullied in the past. It's a good thing i love it tbh keep up the good work retro i love your audios and hope to see more creepypasta audios! : )
Me: (has a bottle of perfume) sir do you want to feel the real wrath? *sprays on his cut mouth* Jeff: holy crap that burns!! Gah!! Me:Bye bich *runs away*
( the asmr starting) Jeff: speaks Me: melts It makes me sad that we have to be the bully in this :( but it's good tho! I love that theres a jeff audio. It hurts me knowing his backstory and what he has gone through :( GREAT ACTING THO! ^^ The shhh part scared the shit out of me 😭💀
The entire time I was laughing and responding with things like “can I go back to bed” “kill me already” and “I didn’t ask” then he brought up the fact I didn’t know my gender that’s just mean lol great job love the voice
This was awesome- and it’s easy to make sarcastic remarks behind a screen, but if that dude was giving me his villain speech- and staring at me, I’d be panicking
I like this... Between the recent FNAF SB audios and the new CP audios it's been actually really nice. I enjoy these so much...keep up the fantastic work Retro Mario ☺️😊😆☺️😏😌
**Me watching this at 3am** Jeff: go to sleep Me: ok **At 6am** My mom: WAKE UP IS TIME FOR SCHOOL! Me: WHAT! I'M TIRED! **realize why Jeff is telling us to go to sleep**
Pls omg i need another one where he does wanna kill us but we're not like,,, his childhood bullies lol💀 this audio is great but MAN I FEEL BAD FOR HIM GODDAMMIT LMAO
i wouldnt call him or anyone that is depicted as psycho call a psycho. as, and for we dont understand, they have reached a further developed state of insight. and their pattern of information processing is now compressed in a method we dont understand. with that comes articulation. they say "for own pleasure" but. we dont understand the meaning of it and see only the concept we have given it.
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Am I the only one sad that we’re one of his bullies in this asmr ??? Good work btw!
Yeah I kinda wanted him to get it on with us
Yeah same but it the same with Ben to I was ad about that to I wanted to be friends
Yeah i kinda wanted to have a nice chat
Ngl having genderdisformea idk how to say it idk what gender I want to be man
Naw me too
“Go..Too..Sleep~”
*Alright i’m tired anyway*
“Come on..Wake up..Wake up..”
*TF AREN’T I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP 💀*
Jeff : You know what I did to them?
Me :..... Went to family therapy...?
Jeff :.... I gutted them like pigs
Me :..... That's rough buddy
Damn.
Your creepypasta Audios are probably gonna be the reason that I go back to my creepypasta phase, I'm still in it I'm just not as into as I was before...but your changing my mind here buddy 😌
You can't ever leave
You back in it yet? He dropped an Eyeless Jack one... 👀
I know you just can't leave the creepypasta phase once you join it
@@sunkist_k1t right I've been in it since I was 16 and I'm 24 now 😭😭
It's forever and ever just like Jeff's smile :D
Jeff:youwannaknowwhatthemessagewas?
Me:god dayum you got a positive energy😭😭
Jeff:*starts laughing*
Me: *me thinking its by my window forgetting I'm using a speaker* OOOH HELL NO
XD
OH GOD-
Lol
Him: do you wanna know what that message was?
Me: what was it?
Him: ShShShShShShShShShHsHSShh
Me: that was the message?? 🤨
28 likes and no replys?
Him: do you know what I did to them
Me: you when staby staby
That made me chuckle thank you💀
@@m0ssbl0b29 your welcome
They met mr STABBY UvU XD
Jeff if he was reading this would be like, "Yep thas right I did go staby staby!"
as someone who's genderfluid the whole gender tangent he went on caught me off guard, didn't expect to be called out LMAOOO
Yeah same! I'm also a cup of gender so I was like "ayooooooo???? 😅"
EXACTLY, I WAS JUST LIKE-- DAMN BUDDY, DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ME THAT DIRTY 💀💀✋🏼
FR
I WAS STRAIGHT UP A BIT UPSET LMAO-
But the whisper th o -
I as a gender plasma person, I'm very offended
'like a damn ken doll down there'
I laughed so hard!!! XD
Same xD
I laughed at when he said the part like a damn Ken doll down there
XD I know right
XD
Tbh this just kinda feels like a "nice chat" with the now insane serial killer you bullied in the past. It's a good thing i love it tbh keep up the good work retro i love your audios and hope to see more creepypasta audios! : )
I’m just gonna chill in the corner waiting for the next ticci Toby one
Got any room for one more there?
@@R0cksFrBrains yep
I’m waiting for the bloody painter but can I join? 😐
@@kiwistrawberry6899 sure
Ooo sameee can I joinn the waiting corner *ribbit*
11:27 - 11:45 WOAH THERE BUDDY...
HELP.
Jeff:**explaining what we did to hi m**
Me:**tired as hell** I don't remember doing that ... And if I did I'm sorry Jeffrey
😂
Jeffrey Jeffrey bezos come on Jeffrey you can do it
2:32
*flashbacks from 2013 with awoken intensifying*
as soon as my dogs started barking jeff said to shush and be quiet, WHERE ARE THE CAMS
blud he's commin for u
@@darwin_the_fish thank you for letting me find his hot and attractive voice again
*ALL MIGHT VOICE* I AM HERE
Jeff: you were one of the kids who bullied me
Me: **gasp** how DARE I
LMFAO 😭😭
Yo same💀
I would stab myself 🖤
BAHAHA
I was in shock 🚶🏻♀️
why homie wake us up to tell us to go to sleep
Him: go…to…sleep *laughs*
Me: stab me stab me stab me stab me stab me stab me stab me stab me
*weird noise then silence*
Me: did I die…?
Me: (has a bottle of perfume) sir do you want to feel the real wrath? *sprays on his cut mouth*
Jeff: holy crap that burns!! Gah!!
Me:Bye bich *runs away*
OR- or hear me out throw salt in his eyes
lol this is the best comment ever
I love how it sounds like he’s just holding back from raising all hell onto the listener
( the asmr starting)
Jeff: speaks
Me: melts
It makes me sad that we have to be the bully in this :( but it's good tho! I love that theres a jeff audio. It hurts me knowing his backstory and what he has gone through :(
GREAT ACTING THO! ^^
The shhh part scared the shit out of me 😭💀
Jeff: "Oh my life? I'm glad you asked"
Me: I didn't tho-
for real bro 😒
The entire time I was laughing and responding with things like “can I go back to bed” “kill me already” and “I didn’t ask” then he brought up the fact I didn’t know my gender that’s just mean lol great job love the voice
Him: I burned off my eyelids so I can always know I’m happy!
Me: so you have self esteem issues, got it
*dies in fangirl *
Me: coughing like a 60 year old smoker bc I was choking on water
Jeff just wanting to kill me for bullying himin my closet:▫👄▫
Xd
This was awesome- and it’s easy to make sarcastic remarks behind a screen, but if that dude was giving me his villain speech- and staring at me, I’d be panicking
I like this... Between the recent FNAF SB audios and the new CP audios it's been actually really nice. I enjoy these so much...keep up the fantastic work Retro Mario ☺️😊😆☺️😏😌
His giggle omfg AGAHAGAHSHAKMDMS
The fact that I’m in full Jeff cosplay right now💀
Me: okay, sorry just let me sleep
Jeff: yOu wAnT mE tO cAlL yOu a lItTlE bItCh
Me: *casually sleeping like a dead corpse*
Lol I would do the same
Although this isn’t really completely accurate to his story I loved it
The way he goes “shhhh” is the only thing that scared me 😫
I'm going to put this as my morning alarm sound, I'm going to be awake every day xDD Great great work
YAS MY REQUEST HAS BEEN LISTENED 🙏💕💕 THANKS GOOD LORD
I just imagine that we are now equally as crazy so we're just excited to hear him talk about murder. Now that would be interesting:D
Woah Jamal don't pull out the knife.
Him: around our age now
Me: omg we’re eighteen?
Him: mhm
(At this point I’m just having fun with this)
Am i the only one who wants to listen to this forever?🥲🥲🥲
No
Me too XD XD XD
Scary...
And l love it!
EHHH let's go sleep...
*Retro Mario. shared a video*
OOOOOOOOOOOOO NEVER MIND 😏
Can you do another sundrop and moondrop audio?
m-moon *STONE* ?
Me: JEFF DO NOT KILL ME I LOVE YOU YOU WANT TO I SAY GO TO SLEEP
Jeff: Cmon say it to me
Him: you’re in the bed, perfect opportunity
Me: to what? Fuck m-
(I officially disown myself, I am sorry)
Jeff: I carved a smile into their faces so they can be permanently happy
Me: can you do me now because I want to be permanently alseep
10:30 oh man.. dont pull out my kinks like that..
Jeff: And your on this bed
Me: love, im on the couch.. WDYM BED??
Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: ok papi
You play psychos a little too well 😂😂 amazing work though
**Me watching this at 3am**
Jeff: go to sleep
Me: ok
**At 6am**
My mom: WAKE UP IS TIME FOR SCHOOL!
Me: WHAT! I'M TIRED! **realize why Jeff is telling us to go to sleep**
Darn he knows about my gender dysphoria- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Best anti bully advertisement to ever be released! This will show those bullies who created their victims what karma they will get
Jeff just yelling at us
meanwhile me is confused about what did I do to get him to come kill us
you should do a Homicidal Liu ASMR/audio roleplay pleaseee. I would love that sm😩✋
Hehehe~ 🔪 knife buddies! ^^
Jeff: wanna be called a little BITCH
Me: oh yes please
What did I read rn 😅😅😅
Not him calling me out about not knowing what my gender is and failing at life-
4:19- 4:24 hate page of Jeff's parents now 😙
Ot step father
lmaooo😭😭😭😭
I’M HERE
IM HERE
Jeff: Call Me A Psycho, Does It Look Like I Give Two Shits?
"run my knife...across your skin.." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bro when he said say my little catch fas...I said..go..too..Heck!!
Sir, You can kill a woman with that voice😔❤️
his laughs scare me and when he starts to yell it makes me a little scared idk why
Lol its funny the way he said perfect Opportunity
Bro i would've been staring at him when he woke me up like: 👁👁👀👁👁 sir what the fuck
4:36 his laugh was giving me a chills
You should have put the wasted meme at the end 🤣
This man attempting to roast my gender when it don’t even exist
10:49 yep, pretty much
*I AM HERE*
Kaminari why are you here ;-;
@@Raur.. UHHHHH-
@@denkikaminari976 ;-;
@@denkikaminari976 You gave me All Might vibes, Kaminari!
@@chasidyplan3106 I’ve been practicing
Thanks Jeff I was having a hard time sleeping 😅
i got a am i gay quiz ad on this LMFAOO
Sounded like the man from the song Thriller when he laughed💀💀💀
10:22 he sounds Like L from death note❤
I bet he was the ✨quite kid✨
SHHH DONT MAKE ME LAUGH! I'M. GONNA WAKE MY PARENTS UP!
The “AlWaYs HaPpY”👹
Pls omg i need another one where he does wanna kill us but we're not like,,, his childhood bullies lol💀 this audio is great but MAN I FEEL BAD FOR HIM GODDAMMIT LMAO
That I'm AlWaYs HaPpY👹
She went to her AsShOlE👹
I love these voice changes and shouts,they help to understand the character's mood :)
First time let’s see how this goes 😋
please dont tell me im the only one that actually played it out irl-
DONT WORRY YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE
I love it omg❤️i permanently laugh with him WTF🤔😂
HOW DID HE kNoW THAt I’m CONFUSED AB mY GENdEr
Go to slep eueheueheueheheheuehueheueEUEHEUHEUEJEUE (sadistic jeff noises)
To be honest the second bro woke me up I would have thrown a pillow at his face and went back to sleep, I'm getting as much sleep as i can
I wish i could hug Jeff the killer even he is bad😢😢
i wouldnt call him or anyone that is depicted as psycho call a psycho.
as, and for we dont understand, they have reached a further developed state of insight.
and their pattern of information processing is now compressed in a method we dont understand.
with that comes articulation. they say "for own pleasure" but. we dont understand the meaning of it and see only the concept we have given it.
Yesssssssss
I wanna meet him but I'm afraid he will kill me but he looks more scary in real life
Jeff: *going off on some gender tangent*
Me who just wants to die already: mhm yeah defo listening
WHAT THE DUCK DID I WATCHHH😭😭😭😭💀
you can see my pfp and tell how much i love this.
I love your work keep on go please 🙂
him saying that yn is scared shitless
me like :boy im insane to so im not scared
Oh we’re a bully in this? Not pushin 🅿️ /j
I am sad and scared good work though
Jeff really made me sleep 🤯