"I can't wait to eat your Kidney..." [Eyeless Jack ASMR/Audio Roleplay]
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You removed my what?!' I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. No no no, no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors, that's not polite. Hahahaha - I helped you, you didn't need it. I should let you know that you're doing a really good thing. And what is that thi- shut up Naegi. And what is that thing you ask? Hahahaha... Let's just say you gave a business man dinner tonight.
Lol
Embracing my inner child is falling asleep to a cannibal asmr
I cANt reLAte
Same, I don't know why but I think he gets along with children very well
He out here talkin about turning my organs into snacks, like hell no, you better eat my organs like they a five course meal! We don't do snacks around here sir lol
PREACH
@@ghostly_rose8925 AMEN
😄 Amen
@@ghostly_rose8925 PREACH
@@dark_lllie7651 AMEN
"Do you want your family to survive this night?"
BRO I LIVE ALONE WDYM FAMILY? THERES PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!? 😨
A turn of events- 😂
Him: WELL NOT ANYMORE
@@dark_lllie7651 “YOU ALMOST GOT ROBBED, DUMB FVCK!”
He bout to save you 😂
@@Dessert_Estelle Fr xd
I would've felt butterflies in my stomach if it weren't for the fact that I need my kidney to buy the iPhone 14 when it drops
Imagine if his victim had kidney stones yet he didn't know it 😂
Lol😂😂
Damn…..
Hey! Extra crunch! :D
The fact that i have that tho-- 😏👈
The victim would be my mum dude
“I have everything…that I need from you” sIr dO yOu MeAn mY hEaRt cause you have that
Nah fr tho
Fr tho..
Fr tho..
he had it before he broke in 😢
I bet it was delicious.
EJ: “Don’t. Make. A sound.”
Me: “Well, I wasn’t going to but now I’m debating whether or not to change my mind.“
Me: I have to wake up early tomorrow so I'm not wasting my energy
Jack "I brought the nearest sharpest object-"
Me "Did you disinfect it?"
"Do you want you family to survive this night?"
Dude. Go for it. Just try to make it look like a break in gone wrong. Promise you'll spare the animals though.
Idk why but having my organs scooped out by a grey man with a blue mask sounds weirdly appealing after this
EJ: “Do you want your family to survive this night?”
Me: “If you even touch my family, I will haunt your nightmares and make your life(?) worse than it already is.”
me: No I do not :)
@autumnblagbrough3607 Listen, there’s a possibility EJ is technically dead.
"You see i used to be just like you."
*here he goes like my teachers in my class.*
lmao
When he said dinnertime, YOU DONT KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN HE SAID THAT!!!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)♡︎♡︎♡︎
ANOTHER SIMP :D
“I can’t wait to eat your kidney”
What
Awww man, i really thought he would be a sweet heart
He kills people-
So what? He can't be a sweet heart?
@@user-gp6oo8tc1e H- . He still kills people and eats them-
So what? :/ He can't be in love with someone because of that?
@@user-gp6oo8tc1e Hm, I suppose you've got a point, but the idea of its kinda weird to me, I apologize
Me- with negative -4 kidneys because I've listened to 5 to many audios: 'I am dying 😳👍"
I've lost 3 so I feel your pain
EJ: “Do you want me to just kill you right now?”
Me: “You’re talking to a teenager about to graduate high school who’s had depression, anxiety, ADHD, dyslexia, and anger management issues almost their whole life so far and also has a mountain of childhood trauma to top it all off. So I think you already know the answer.”
I feel your pain 😞
I have ADHD and dyslexia
@@error66613 Do you have the others?
Bro me too
I have ADHD and turrets so bullied everyday and no one listening :'/
Why did this give me the same tingly feeling as if I was watching one of the glamrock Freddy video?! 😳
Same-
FOXY⁉️⁉️
Honestly if he already took my kidney, what am I gonna do? Might as well give him some seasoning, cmere bro I got paprika
Nah bro we need Cayenne
@@Dessert_Estelle amen bro, amen
You can have any organ u want sir for just a simple hug
I find weird kind of amusement In the fact that If he ate my kidney he’d choke on the stones every once In a while, i come In crunchy
excuse me, but what the fuck
@@nightrider4292 excuse you indeed, did i stutter?
C r u n c h y
Kidney stones?
Everything needs a bit of *crunch*
EJ : You see I used to be just like you, I wanted to study to be a surg- what are you doing?
Me in the ice bath : Oh I'm sorry, did I interrupt your villain monologue while I'm FREEZING TO DEATH!!!!
;-;
i don’t want a kidney anymore take it eyeless jack
“theres no need to scream..” 😩😩😩
Sir I don't think you can get my family because we have the world's deadliest weapon and that the magical chancla and belt.
I have a metal pole near my bed 😀
i was simping while listening to this god i need help but great video
If i was in this situation i would be like:MiSs GuRl GiVe mE fReE fOoD nOw bC i NeEd tO rE-FiLl mY sToMaCh
He saying stuff like I took your kidney and the only thing I think of is “which one left or right? Wait I have two right?!” Like wtf is wrong with me
i accidentally made myself cry a little while acting this out as his victim-
Am I the one who hallucinating or what? If you shake your phone Jack will be moving too? 😳
Omg I see it.
Dang your not hallucinating unless I'm hallucinating too
WHAT.IN.THE.RECESS.PENUT.BUTTER.FUCK
Bro I have a kidney infection-
How the FU-
Oop
Well karma for him
I wonder what my kidney tastes like? 🤔
Probably taste like weird steak ngl
Ah yes, a ice cold bath, *litteraly*
Eyeless jack: stay still this won’t hurt.
(Cuts off skin and grabs kidney)
Me:(the blood comes out of my mouth)
Just finished a live horro and now seeing this I have problems 😃😃😃
Wow the voice acting❤
Ej: that's why your in this bath of ice
Me: CAN I EAT THE ICE? ALSO DO I STILL HAVE MY CLOTHES ON?! BC I WILL START SCREAMING
That was fantastic
I'm dead-
if you hate waiting here
0:31
"like for you, for instance"
Me:WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME 😟😟
"cloraformc
Me: *_what the hoo haa, did you put microform in my room_*
EJ: “your lucky that’s the only organ I took from you..”
Me: “..ok!😀❤️..”
Did he actually wanted to be a surgeon
Yes he did
@@vie_or_life5794 really? i didnt know that, thats interesting
How ironic
@@-queen0frobots- indeed
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS STUDYING AT COLLAGE 👁️👄👁️
Sir... I have asthma
Why my kidney 😀🤚
Bro every time he mentioned biting or eating me id do the finger guns an bite my lip lol
Jacks nose looks like a smashed papaya have you lost your mind!???😂
Xd
Could you please do Kite from HxH 🥺
EJ: I AM A SURGEON!!
Will there be another if so I'm here
MY KIDNEY!!!!😭you could have told me and I well give it to you🥲👏✨
I'm very glad to find gay stuff- usually it's all women 😅
Smash.
Same
Yeasssddssssssss
*Ej I would have gone straight for your heart* *me stopp your making me blushhh*
MY EYES😭
ermmm what the spruce 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻
*i took yo kidney* well good cuz I don’t need to pee and ask for the teachers to go to the bathroom and saying you couldn’t go a lunch time so thank u sir for eating my useless kidney. Now I can’t pee for good
Jack you need to stop your making me hungry... Stop :(
sorry sir if you wanna see again you need a new family to hunt because everyone is blind here
Hiiii
DID YOU SHHH ME💀
Me realising I have the exact same dream as him. I want to go to college get a doctor degree and be a surgeon to help people.. let's hope I don't become a phyco I'm close to it but not quit there
what i hear is he say im am everything im still confuse
Ummm and I kind like the Video but he is kind crazy can you let me go you can have my one kidney but I’m all right I need to go so be great if you could let me go and yeah and he is kind cute 😳😶♥️🤔
Make me u- I I-😳
Bro keep mx family ov of this unless you wanna lose your teeth next i may simp but they offlimits
lol
Cringe
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