Graduating college with a useless degree and massive debt

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  • @YvngGoat_
    @YvngGoat_ 3 роки тому +13013

    This man sounds like he did a 7 year prison sentence. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tharjun9447
      @tharjun9447 3 роки тому +32

      🤣

    • @ZaWRLD
      @ZaWRLD 3 роки тому +310

      I mean basically yeah except the risk of dying isn't as high

    • @AlyshiaJackson
      @AlyshiaJackson 3 роки тому +193

      School ain’t nothing but prison, except they can’t keep you there 24/7. At some point you get to go home

    • @Spider_aaaahhh
      @Spider_aaaahhh 3 роки тому +36

      @@AlyshiaJackson school is where you go to school to go to school

    • @v3g499
      @v3g499 3 роки тому +1

      Fuck you

  • @dekudragon6474
    @dekudragon6474 3 роки тому +15382

    After 7 years, he got his 2 year degree. That’s perseverance right there.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 роки тому +400

      Every american ever

    • @UKERU00
      @UKERU00 3 роки тому +322

      no manchild left behind is so generous

    • @timothyy7
      @timothyy7 3 роки тому +142

      i got 2 degrees in 7 years too

    • @pooblock4092
      @pooblock4092 3 роки тому +69

      LOL this dude really fucked up.

    • @vn88ttt
      @vn88ttt 3 роки тому +104

      Took me 12 years. 7 is nothin'.

  • @apoxfox
    @apoxfox 3 роки тому +7037

    I feel like he is the main character of a book we were forced to read in high school

    • @yamimayonnaise5378
      @yamimayonnaise5378 3 роки тому +275

      Ah 20th century literature. Male, young protagonists filled with terrible life circumstances and dismayed narrative voices

    • @laragenter
      @laragenter 3 роки тому +156

      Catcher in the rye is speaking to me

    • @bxfbbxcbxc5328
      @bxfbbxcbxc5328 3 роки тому +44

      Holden Cranfield/Caulfield/Cranberry

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 роки тому +17

      Crash or the outsiders

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooo

  • @mankeez5892
    @mankeez5892 3 роки тому +6675

    He's kidding, by the way. I've seen several people in the comments honestly believe this, but he's 22. He graduated in Electrical Engineering and he's fine.

    • @sankahettiarachchi3474
      @sankahettiarachchi3474 3 роки тому +763

      thanks for that...i was getting worried

    • @minuit6305
      @minuit6305 3 роки тому +420

      THANK GOD. At first i saw the trolling than afte 5 minutes i was genuinely concerned.

    • @rise_and_reborn4048
      @rise_and_reborn4048 3 роки тому +195

      Point is that alot of man-children aren't kidding,
      Then actually happened to them

    • @GameoftheYear-fx4mq
      @GameoftheYear-fx4mq 3 роки тому +18

      Wow you must be a psyche to know that

    • @jacky79322
      @jacky79322 3 роки тому +321

      Well fuck now I feel alone again.

  • @fooknagga9560
    @fooknagga9560 3 роки тому +12594

    I’m so proud of you bro. Whatever department store you become shift manager at doesn’t deserve you. God speed.

  • @itzeduardo_
    @itzeduardo_ 3 роки тому +8700

    This is definitely going on people’s recommended in 5-10 years

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds 3 роки тому +1919

    "This is what the new wave of performance art looks like" -The New York Times

    • @NDClan
      @NDClan 3 роки тому +4

      ratio me 👌👌👌

    • @KG-jw4jg
      @KG-jw4jg 3 роки тому +13

      @@NDClan always that one weird dude

    • @OhhhPez
      @OhhhPez 3 роки тому +1

      @@KG-jw4jg you calling glink weird or that clan?

    • @corbinm1514
      @corbinm1514 3 роки тому

      GLINK!!!!

    • @mohsinrazakhan4325
      @mohsinrazakhan4325 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bRJwPUuYdt8/v-deo.html

  • @koobifossils7495
    @koobifossils7495 3 роки тому +1275

    “No man child left behind policy” sounds promising

  • @crystola99
    @crystola99 3 роки тому +6259

    “No Man-Child Left Behind”
    love it

  • @Darklovesto
    @Darklovesto 3 роки тому +4092

    Cant wait for the 15 year bachelors degree vid

  • @props9596
    @props9596 3 роки тому +353

    "If you run from your problems... eventually, you'll get away"

    • @user-qc5te9wk1s
      @user-qc5te9wk1s 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao I read this as soon as he said it

    • @its_drez
      @its_drez 3 роки тому +4

      rip miura

    • @visin8984
      @visin8984 2 роки тому

      @She belongs to the Skreets have your problems disappeared?

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 2 роки тому +1

      @@visin8984 No, but as long as you keep heading north it will

  • @Dhead-io4om
    @Dhead-io4om 3 роки тому +520

    The “No Man Child Left Behind” policy seems pretty nice ngl look at him he’s so happy

    • @JPort561
      @JPort561 3 роки тому +4

      He resembles Sleepy Joe

    • @jo_the5931
      @jo_the5931 3 роки тому +6

      @@zman0495 Bad morning or day or afternoon or night? Well, hope you have a better one the next day! :)

    • @Kim-fi5nf
      @Kim-fi5nf 3 роки тому +5

      @@zman0495 chill...

    • @Kim-fi5nf
      @Kim-fi5nf 3 роки тому +1

      @@zman0495 you sound like you got trust issues 🤡

    • @jo_the5931
      @jo_the5931 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kim-fi5nf Sorry for what this person is causing thanks to me. Well, I hope you have a good morning! :)

  • @jai42636
    @jai42636 3 роки тому +1694

    Ok the points-
    1) A large Dept
    2) 7 years wasted
    3) Still optimistic (a bit)

    • @Max-wd6og
      @Max-wd6og 3 роки тому +8

      But what’s the lesson to be learned here?

    • @tantanryuryo5716
      @tantanryuryo5716 3 роки тому +44

      @@Max-wd6og don't have a useless degree and student debt?

    • @Max-wd6og
      @Max-wd6og 3 роки тому +5

      @@tantanryuryo5716 what if you don’t even have money to afford college?

    • @Wsgg2
      @Wsgg2 3 роки тому +34

      @@Max-wd6og head straight to north

    • @tak0yak185
      @tak0yak185 3 роки тому +3

      ( a bit)

  • @danman2524
    @danman2524 3 роки тому +1903

    The way he says "We're finally free of the public education system man." and "LETSSS GOOOOOO" with such blank eyes really says a lot

    • @KONYLOVESKIDS
      @KONYLOVESKIDS 3 роки тому +55

      Kumbi Is a comedic genius.

    • @dandytv1510
      @dandytv1510 3 роки тому +27

      I'm waiting for his UA-cam to blow up. His humor reminds me of the Filthy Frank/maxmoefoe/Idubbbz era

    • @danman2524
      @danman2524 3 роки тому +8

      @@dandytv1510 I think those are some of the people that inspired him

    • @bereniced7155
      @bereniced7155 3 роки тому +2

      Me in my bed in the morning with bleeding ears : "why did he do that"

    • @kazi1
      @kazi1 3 роки тому

      Read this as he said it 😂💀

  • @ImaniJaleah
    @ImaniJaleah 3 роки тому +634

    “i dont actually think ahead further than five minutes and i forget stuff pretty much as soon as it happens, so i dont really learn any lessons or anything” yup sounds about right.

  • @hana-chan420
    @hana-chan420 3 роки тому +327

    "I really screwed the pooch on this whole college thing" please put this on my gravestone, it resonates with me on a cosmic level

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 3 роки тому +5

      resonates so bad it makes you the vibrato

    • @BigDeepz
      @BigDeepz 3 роки тому +2

      *thang

    • @hitgirl-zj3lg
      @hitgirl-zj3lg 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 3 роки тому

      I read this the moment this part of the video came up

    • @seanryan9193
      @seanryan9193 3 роки тому

      @@TheDuckyDino same

  • @compressedpoop
    @compressedpoop 3 роки тому +1196

    it feels like i’m reading the end of a book

    • @theobserver314
      @theobserver314 3 роки тому +7

      Indeed.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 роки тому +34

      The end of the book where the character analyzes what happened

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 3 роки тому +8

      better than the ending of Attack on Titan

    • @compressedpoop
      @compressedpoop 3 роки тому +1

      @@marusdod3685 aot > jojo

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 3 роки тому +10

      @@compressedpoop both suck equally

  • @riff2072
    @riff2072 3 роки тому +2847

    "Graduating college with a useless degree and massive debt." Prefect to run for public office.

    • @anubistiger
      @anubistiger 3 роки тому +48

      AOC!

    • @ernestoag4101
      @ernestoag4101 3 роки тому +60

      @@anubistiger Republican moment

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +3

      @@anubistiger VIET CONG

    • @bbcastillo1316
      @bbcastillo1316 3 роки тому +4

      like ocazio haha

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 3 роки тому +20

      @@ernestoag4101 Joe Biden: you ain't getting any debt forgiveness 👧😎 *sniffes her hair*

  • @sophytan6726
    @sophytan6726 3 роки тому +1192

    It's funny because he seems like he's reading off a script. Such eloquence cannot be intuitive.

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 3 роки тому +259

      It's all that Latinx feminist slam poetry muscle memory kicking in.

    • @shaechae5919
      @shaechae5919 3 роки тому +11

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Summmer99
      @Summmer99 3 роки тому +10

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 I never wheezed so hard lmao 😭😭

    • @Ryguzapi
      @Ryguzapi 3 роки тому +32

      this video is a troll, this guy is 22 years old and has an actual degree on electrical engineering, he isnt actually dumb

    • @llrainll
      @llrainll 3 роки тому +1

      People write scripts to read from. We had to do the same in my Masters degree

  • @Kloutrous808
    @Kloutrous808 3 роки тому +386

    The pain in this man's eyes.

  • @DrHeinzy
    @DrHeinzy 3 роки тому +2671

    White Boy Summer has officially begun

    • @wellknown1204
      @wellknown1204 3 роки тому +51

      Go white boy!!!

    • @trevorfranks69
      @trevorfranks69 3 роки тому +25

      Just based

    • @dotkom1234
      @dotkom1234 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @poal573
      @poal573 3 роки тому +14

      BG Kumbi studied for 7 years to get a 2 year degree. White boy summer is off to a great start ☺️

    • @Lilhunna509
      @Lilhunna509 3 роки тому +9

      Shake dat tight white boy cheeks 🥵

  • @EasyKiwi111
    @EasyKiwi111 3 роки тому +2272

    I feel personally attacked, I’m graduating with a useless degree tomorow, also I keep lying to myself about how Biden’s gonna cancel my student debt…

  • @Interstellar.1
    @Interstellar.1 3 роки тому +342

    "Is it normal to graduate without ever having DECLARED a major?"
    STOP 🤚🏽😭😞💀

    • @ethanparker4309
      @ethanparker4309 3 роки тому +6

      *stops* k looks like im done being on UA-cam today :(

    • @boogieszn9674
      @boogieszn9674 3 роки тому

      stfu

    • @axellebie8732
      @axellebie8732 3 роки тому

      What does that mean I don’t understand

    • @markandroguevarra6764
      @markandroguevarra6764 3 роки тому

      ye what he meant there, someone explain

    • @MichaelDeLaRosa
      @MichaelDeLaRosa 2 роки тому +1

      @@markandroguevarra6764 in order to graduate from college , you have to be completing the prerequisites of the Major you Choose. Once all completed, then you graduate college with the Degree of that major.
      example, you complete all the engineering classes and are now able to graduate with a degree in engineering,
      The Original comment is funny because you can’t graduate from college if you never chose something to graduate from (nursing,Engineering, psychology,etc)
      The fact that he graduated without a degree means they just let him graduate because he was there for so long and probably had earned the same amount of a credits a normal college graduate would have at the end of 4 years.

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon 3 роки тому +63

    This looks like a valedictorian speech on Zoom.

  • @gordonng9485
    @gordonng9485 3 роки тому +558

    The YT recommendation page is getting personal now...

  • @anthonycostanzo6862
    @anthonycostanzo6862 3 роки тому +405

    I got an ad for a college at the beginning of this video. No matter how hard you try, you can’t escape the system.

  • @peshal0
    @peshal0 3 роки тому +548

    This is so funny and saddening at the same time.

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 3 роки тому +3

      i feel bad for laughing.....

    • @heartcatchprecure
      @heartcatchprecure 3 роки тому +21

      @@anunknownperson4018 this is just a sketch/comedy bit i think

    • @little0rphan431
      @little0rphan431 3 роки тому +11

      @@anunknownperson4018 bgkumbi's a well known troll lmao

    • @smoothbrained4channer976
      @smoothbrained4channer976 3 роки тому +5

      its clearly fake

    • @Brayden_2004
      @Brayden_2004 3 роки тому +4

      Why saddening? Who cares about school fuck school. I can love my life in nature instead of my life in jobs my whole fucking life

  • @AR-qo4zz
    @AR-qo4zz 3 роки тому +355

    This is fucking hilarious. See y'all in 10 years, when this video has 10+ mil views!

  • @vict0ree
    @vict0ree 3 роки тому +1854

    I have a feeling Kumbis going to revolutionize Gender Studies.

    • @thewholeworldblurred
      @thewholeworldblurred 3 роки тому +62

      or feminist poetry

    • @vict0ree
      @vict0ree 3 роки тому +19

      @@thewholeworldblurred i meant physically. idk what he did in college...

    • @stoggafllik
      @stoggafllik 3 роки тому +22

      The next face of the Feminist Movement.

    • @beautifulrainbow470
      @beautifulrainbow470 3 роки тому

      @@thewholeworldblurred that’s not a major

    • @Jennifer-cx4wq
      @Jennifer-cx4wq 3 роки тому +3

      @@beautifulrainbow470 guess kumbus is gonna be revolutionary in being the first one to major in it then

  • @GenerationX1984
    @GenerationX1984 3 роки тому +1193

    College is unaffordable and a degree no longer guarantees a good paying or prestigious career. It's almost as if America doesn't want people to be well educated anymore as an oligarchy gradually takes over.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +95

      I have seen family get in shits creek tens of thousands in debt due to college. College was never really that great since the 1980s it was always extremely costly and annoying amounts of work to prove something you can get done in less time. Most of the time you train for the job before that you learn nothing it’s like a school where you have to “prove” your worthy for a job with cash and useless tests. let’s not speak about the fact even a 2 year degree sucks and you get nothing from paying out thousands of dollars. And let’s also not talk about how garbage the jobs are I respect good teachers because they get paid 48,000-60,000 that’s nothing really for such a long curriculum. My parents pushed me into college and I left as quick as I could. I faired much better just doing stocks and whatever I wanted to do on my own than let someone else push me into a guidedless institution.

    • @thatoneguy978
      @thatoneguy978 3 роки тому +45

      @@australium7374 I feel whatever you do after school should be with a purpose , if you need to go to school for a trade or high value skill do it and then you can use that to start a business etc or stuff such as engineers or doctors but you can do stuff just because people say so you gotta do it for you and teachers get paid more like 30k tbh in most situations unless they are college professors it’s actually sad but if it’s what they like to do, it’s fun and they make it work.

    • @lightningfrom9396
      @lightningfrom9396 3 роки тому +55

      Stop getting useless degrees lol go be am engineer or something that's useful to society

    • @jovenfrantzborigas4554
      @jovenfrantzborigas4554 3 роки тому +17

      I don't know about Americans, but some countries do have free tertiary education

    • @duckymomo7935
      @duckymomo7935 3 роки тому +10

      Immigrants also just take our jobs
      Training is no longer a profitable option fir any company

  • @abdullahsiraj40
    @abdullahsiraj40 3 роки тому +183

    This man would’ve been happier if he failed then graduating with no major.

  • @jasonbeswilan1908
    @jasonbeswilan1908 3 роки тому +236

    Im actually starting College this year for a degree in electrical engineering. Shit.

    • @mroiddzhem7311
      @mroiddzhem7311 3 роки тому +74

      Come on, it's an actual education, useful to the society. You do actually know that the world needs engineers and your education will have some value

    • @dr.cranium9080
      @dr.cranium9080 3 роки тому +6

      @A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe you can’t tell someone to gtfo if you haven’t given them any alternatives

    • @mroiddzhem7311
      @mroiddzhem7311 3 роки тому +10

      @A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe well I don't know what's the situation in US but in Europe there is a substantial deficite of all sorts of STEM people.

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 роки тому +1

      Good luck. Pick up skills and pass courses. Focus on the skill part.

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 роки тому

      @Anilysis That's for people to switch branches in case they don't like their current one.

  • @Seabass-fi9wg
    @Seabass-fi9wg 3 роки тому +564

    His tone starting every video is that of a parent who found cigarettes in their child’s bedroom

  • @CreeparoniTime
    @CreeparoniTime 3 роки тому +179

    Doctorate in Trolling ❤

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +5

    I am somewhat concerned that some people think this video is real.

  • @randallthomas5207
    @randallthomas5207 3 роки тому +188

    I had a freind who just kept changing majors, and had about 150 semester hours, but no degree. The University made up a degree, and forced I’m to graduate.

    • @clementines3322
      @clementines3322 3 роки тому +5

      I'm going to do that

    • @DiamondsRexpensive
      @DiamondsRexpensive 3 роки тому +2

      Why did your friend do that? Lol

    • @randallthomas5207
      @randallthomas5207 3 роки тому +53

      @@DiamondsRexpensive He was an alcoholic, and worked as a Pit Boss at Caesars Place from 2200 to 0700, and would go to the gym, and then get a shower and breakfast and take a few classes until early afternoon, and then go get some sleep. He started taking English and Literature, mostly because the VA had told him he had to use or loose his GI Bill benefits. The English and Literature folks told him he had to take a Psychology or Sociology class, he did that for a while. Then the Prof who was his counselor in the Psych department said he had to take statistics. So, took algebra and statistics classes, decided that was fun,and changed his major to Mathematics. they told him he needed to take chemistry class. That seemed fun, so he started taking Chem classes. They told him he had to take a physics class, they told him he had to lear to program computers and module things. He decided that was fun, and I met him when I was working as the Night Operator of the mainframe. The was the semester they made up the “Bachelor of Science Americanus”. And, made him graduate. He was making more than most of the Profs, and there mostly because for a highly intelligent, non-drinker in Vegas, there wasn’t a lot for him to do.

    • @alwayslookingup70
      @alwayslookingup70 3 роки тому +11

      This honestly is my fav comment just bc I love the story of your friend. I would be so proud of a degree that was made up for me. Legend.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 3 роки тому +12

      @@randallthomas5207 imagine being such a Chad you somehow like computer programming.

  • @LAN2D
    @LAN2D 3 роки тому +195

    Absolutely INSANE comedian gaslights his unwilling fans into believing he is a semi-functioning member of society

  • @Xyz123idk
    @Xyz123idk 3 роки тому +562

    Why do I feel like this is gonna be me in the future😭

  • @SuperDuperSeb
    @SuperDuperSeb Рік тому +7

    The amount of people not realising this video is a joke is ASTOUNDING.

  • @jerryjacobsunny5574
    @jerryjacobsunny5574 2 роки тому +17

    Damn normies are infecting the comments kumbi

  • @fartberg
    @fartberg 3 роки тому +69

    As a 100% full-blooded black man, BG Kumbi is single-handedly turning the ‘graduation stats by race’ numbers

    • @Hybridsystem818
      @Hybridsystem818 3 роки тому +42

      I'm glad to hear you have all your blood, stay healthy king

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 роки тому +1

      @@Hybridsystem818 this

    • @fartberg
      @fartberg 3 роки тому +6

      @@Hybridsystem818 kumbi is a 100% full-blooded black man

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +3

      @@fartberg he is also chinese

    • @genzo454
      @genzo454 3 роки тому

      @@australium7374 no, many years ago, he was Chinese

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy 3 роки тому +48

    0:47 Note Man Child
    1:02
    1:14 Mah Parents
    2:22 Running away to somewhere
    2:36 Yawn 🥱
    3:09 Not a kid anymore
    3:35 Get Out
    4:13 Oscar Wilde
    5:10 2 Battle
    5:35 Anything’s possible now
    6:13 BG alumni

    • @kNowFixx
      @kNowFixx 3 роки тому +7

      great timestamps, much needed & much appreciated

  • @deff5563
    @deff5563 3 роки тому +214

    To all Americans: study in Europe its like almost for free in comparison to the us and if you move to Berlin or other big city's you can study whole degrees on English

    • @PraiseworthyNobleman
      @PraiseworthyNobleman 3 роки тому

      Yepp

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 3 роки тому +6

      No one wants to go to a below average Uni in Europe where the greek life is that compared to being at a cemetery lol.

    • @similorradique2670
      @similorradique2670 3 роки тому +97

      @@lebumjames1373 have fun in student debt then

    • @masteryoda5150
      @masteryoda5150 3 роки тому +5

      @@similorradique2670 student debt isn't a big problem if you get a good degree.

    • @deff5563
      @deff5563 3 роки тому +63

      @@masteryoda5150 but getting a good degree and having almost no debts is way more convenient

  • @MohamedAli-ko4sm
    @MohamedAli-ko4sm 3 роки тому +51

    😂😂😂”I don’t actually think ahead further than 5 minutes “

  • @harrisonfisher4308
    @harrisonfisher4308 3 роки тому +110

    Some stars shine so bright it takes 5 years longer to complete a 2 year course. Respect.

  • @yolandamutiara9055
    @yolandamutiara9055 3 роки тому +75

    It's my 2nd year in college and now I'm starting to doubt all my life decisions

    • @joaoagostinho195
      @joaoagostinho195 3 роки тому +11

      I never related so much to a phrase in my life, shits going downhill.

    • @tdub6542
      @tdub6542 3 роки тому +6

      @@joaoagostinho195 tuff it’s my first year and I’m alredy fucked

    • @RA18662
      @RA18662 3 роки тому +2

      Im autistic and in Communication disorder major and my job is supposed to be a speech therapist and I can’t even look people in the eye lmao

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 Рік тому

      I got a Poli Sci degree and now work in outpatient pharmacy. Fuck. My. Life. Didn't know what I was doing at 18

  • @lightsoff9008
    @lightsoff9008 3 роки тому +21

    “Without ever declaring a major” LMAO

  • @Ryan-br6ic
    @Ryan-br6ic 3 роки тому +39

    Idk man “latinx feminist slam poetry” guarantees 6 figure jobs i heard

  • @ju999X
    @ju999X 3 роки тому +167

    maybe youtube recommend this for me not to feel so bad about not having any plans after high school…graduating next week…Lol…

    • @andrewramsahai1627
      @andrewramsahai1627 3 роки тому +15

      Same, it’s so scary :(

    • @ju999X
      @ju999X 3 роки тому +14

      @@andrewramsahai1627 Indeed
      Good luck bro

    • @andrewramsahai1627
      @andrewramsahai1627 3 роки тому +4

      ju you too homie

    • @Ehlaar
      @Ehlaar 3 роки тому +7

      Trade school.

    • @shabaclank3711
      @shabaclank3711 3 роки тому +8

      Tech, Finance, or data
      Career paths that are going to rule the world for many many years

  • @dennisbowen452
    @dennisbowen452 3 роки тому +375

    considering 4 years ago you graduated high school, this is impressive BG

    • @SUBARCTICPSYCHO
      @SUBARCTICPSYCHO 3 роки тому +43

      Sadly, the other three years went missing.

    • @upjohnaghaji313
      @upjohnaghaji313 3 роки тому +48

      He said he was 29, not 18. He would have been 22 when he started his degree. If he graduated high school 4 years ago that would make him 25 when he graduated High School. That's why you don't take part-time classes or be too indecisive about your major. Your better off not going to college and going at 29 than spending that much money and time on a useless degree 🎓. Law, Computer Science, and General Technology, or Medicine, or even Engineering. Are better majors that will give you a better return on your investment in the long term. The key is to do your research and don't go to college based on what other people tell you.

    • @narivenus-21
      @narivenus-21 3 роки тому +15

      @@upjohnaghaji313 I don't know for me because my mom says that I am going to going college and that I have to and that there is no other option and I don't know how she's going to react if I decide to not go.

    • @tuneunleashed
      @tuneunleashed 3 роки тому +2

      @@upjohnaghaji313 lol not even....in life it’s about who you know not what you know.

    • @upjohnaghaji313
      @upjohnaghaji313 3 роки тому +7

      narivenus If you don't want to go to college don't. But I advise if you are you should major in something that justifies your student loan debt. Such as the college majors I mentioned above. Some will require more schooling and therefore more student debt but you will make enough money in the future to pay for it.

  • @Mj-in5uj
    @Mj-in5uj 2 роки тому +6

    2:22, Confucius of the 21st century.

  • @RIPToot
    @RIPToot 2 роки тому +5

    "No man-child left behind" haha killing me

  • @chiefpowhatan1108
    @chiefpowhatan1108 3 роки тому +102

    Turns out, he was actually the valedictorian for his class and this is his him practicing his speech

  • @daaiboy
    @daaiboy 3 роки тому +61

    Entrepreneurship is the key to true freedom. Time freedom. Location freedom. Financial freedom.

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 3 роки тому +23

      Until your MLM company is found to be a scam.

    • @b.a6525
      @b.a6525 3 роки тому +8

      @@emilyau8023 it sucks, pretty sure fresh college in debt graduates are their target demographic.

    • @Pcarnevaaa
      @Pcarnevaaa 3 роки тому +3

      Entrepreneurship is essentially scampreneurship.

    • @daaiboy
      @daaiboy 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pcarnevaaa try saying that to me in a decade !! :D

    • @gabrielchinzz3332
      @gabrielchinzz3332 3 роки тому +1

      @@daaiboy
      Yo mind giving your boy some cash if you become a entrepreneur

  • @darellarocho5729
    @darellarocho5729 3 роки тому +292

    I know nothing about this channel but I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.

    • @SummerRocks50
      @SummerRocks50 3 роки тому +58

      And no one ever answers this question. It remains a mystery.

    • @LongTran-by7ur
      @LongTran-by7ur 3 роки тому +52

      This is a thought-provoking monologue.

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 3 роки тому +81

      i wanna laugh at this video but i keep thinking i might end up in the same situation

    • @kaito.h4057
      @kaito.h4057 3 роки тому +10

      I'm on the same page. I don’t know if he's being honest or pulling a good joke

    • @scrollingdownaswespeak
      @scrollingdownaswespeak 3 роки тому +5

      Same I just stumbles upon here and stayed

  • @akeyrtainment8507
    @akeyrtainment8507 3 роки тому +200

    We live in a society where...
    Going to college or uni is a "must", not optional.
    And yes, I'm already in debt after I graduated college.

    • @astro-kw2cj
      @astro-kw2cj 3 роки тому +11

      Watchu gonna do without college lmao, stop blaming it, it’s a good non risky option for basically everyone. I mean u can get money and live a stable life without it but the chances are much slimmer. Don’t blame college, blame the stupid decisions u made in ur life when u decided what u we’re gonna do for the rest of ur life.

    • @16xthedetail76
      @16xthedetail76 3 роки тому +43

      @@astro-kw2cj I don't even think you yourself even finished primary school with that spelling, holy cow!

    • @astro-kw2cj
      @astro-kw2cj 3 роки тому +2

      @@16xthedetail76 was in a rush

    • @biggiesucc2546
      @biggiesucc2546 3 роки тому +47

      @@astro-kw2cj don't blame the kids who were forced to make a decision at the age of 16 despite not understanding how debt or taxes work, blame the system that never taught them anything about the real world so that they go into debt and give them profit. Paying 50 thousand a year is not a "non risky choice", its a huge risk when you don't know if you will be employed, or left in the streets with 200k in debt

    • @charon_lix
      @charon_lix 3 роки тому +4

      @@biggiesucc2546 Why the hell do kids go to college with no idea how to pay for it? That is the kid's fault. Stop blaming other people. If they aren't getting athletic or academic scholarships they shouldn't even be going to college because they clearly don't have the mind or the genetics to go

  • @roastedbeans2051
    @roastedbeans2051 3 роки тому +19

    This is the video that crops up on every teenagers recommendations ten years from now.

  • @beccaaa.x
    @beccaaa.x 3 роки тому +50

    people are gonna come back to this one day in a couple years and say i wonder how he’s doing

  • @tishaw.8254
    @tishaw.8254 3 роки тому +84

    Start this whole monologue off with “I BET YOURE WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE”
    An interesting post coming of age movie

  • @digitallovee623
    @digitallovee623 3 роки тому +54

    University: *counting money* "And we thank you for your business. 😜😜"

  • @VerySimplyMS
    @VerySimplyMS 3 роки тому +107

    It is absolutely insane to me i've been watching you for 8 years

  • @alexdenton6586
    @alexdenton6586 3 роки тому +127

    Yep … that’s the beauty of America sir
    Debts to educate yourself
    Debts when you get sick

    • @wisechimp6159
      @wisechimp6159 3 роки тому

      It’s called capitalism, deal with it, or throw your phone away and live on the streets.

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno 3 роки тому +1

      @@wisechimp6159 or move somewhere else

    • @o.v4069
      @o.v4069 3 роки тому

      @@Chunkyjalapeno maybe to the moon I suppose

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno 3 роки тому

      @@o.v4069 ur gay

    • @o.v4069
      @o.v4069 3 роки тому

      @@Chunkyjalapeno you are too! I suppose 😂

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +191

    I went all the way to grad school and now owe over 130K
    Who's the dummy now lol...ha ha ..ha...ha (soft crying)

    • @Gumbocinno
      @Gumbocinno 3 роки тому +14

      Don't worry, I'm sure likes will become currency eventually. Dropped my dislike.

    • @michaelbirkett4932
      @michaelbirkett4932 3 роки тому +2

      @@Gumbocinno lmao

    • @gang6009
      @gang6009 3 роки тому

      Damn dude, never though you should stop when you hit 80?

    • @gamerboyss5310
      @gamerboyss5310 2 роки тому

      @@Gumbocinno HAHAHAHHAHAH

  • @postiveelectron8879
    @postiveelectron8879 3 роки тому +18

    This doesnt feel like a 2021 video

  • @takerdust
    @takerdust 3 роки тому +46

    I majored in 90's movie trivia, and it's finally paying off in this post-apocalyptic world.

  • @_Dovar_
    @_Dovar_ 3 роки тому +287

    I've seen plenty stuff in my life.
    Some seriously f****d up things.
    But this is honestly deeply depressing...

    • @audreyfrank1
      @audreyfrank1 3 роки тому +62

      His videos are jokes, he graduated high school 4 years ago

    • @abbie645
      @abbie645 3 роки тому +7

      @@audreyfrank1 what

    • @ExistentialSadness
      @ExistentialSadness 3 роки тому +5

      @@audreyfrank1 what

    • @Nick-lx4fo
      @Nick-lx4fo 3 роки тому +4

      @@ExistentialSadness what

    • @monnicamii
      @monnicamii 3 роки тому +5

      @@Nick-lx4fo what

  • @richardxia1720
    @richardxia1720 3 роки тому +19

    “College is finally over!”
    Master’s degree: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @shadowdarkria
    @shadowdarkria 3 роки тому +53

    I believed him until he said no man-child left behind policy

  • @AngelofHogwarts
    @AngelofHogwarts 3 роки тому +58

    Oof. I feel the weariness through the screen.
    It took me 7 years to complete my 4 year degree (Space Engineering, Honors).
    What a journey it was.

    • @SourStrawberrys
      @SourStrawberrys 3 роки тому +8

      It took me 7 years to completely my 4 year degree in Mechanical Engineering (well actually "5 year degree", all the advicers said don't even try to finish it in 4 years. They said taking that many hours in your senior year, you might bomb them all because they are tough) if I had to do it all again, I wouldn't. Has been a tough journey. I'm just lucky I'm interested in my degree. You have people who do it and hate it because they have no interest.

    • @NCRRanger16
      @NCRRanger16 3 роки тому

      Good for you man.

  • @japoopypants7
    @japoopypants7 3 роки тому +28

    dude you are so funny, please never stop doing comedy. Your way of putting the viewer in a trance so they always get caught off guard when the next punchline hits is something else and I hope you have great success in the future

  • @wanda2640
    @wanda2640 3 роки тому +18

    UA-cam has been seeing me have mental breakdowns over starting my first year of uni. Hope I chose the right major! See y’all in 7+ years when we get recommenced this again.

    • @alexismelendez3955
      @alexismelendez3955 3 роки тому +2

      Invest invest invest while you’re in college!! Wish I did while in college. Just a great way of another income while you getting a degree in those years!

    • @andrewmtgx
      @andrewmtgx 3 роки тому

      Lmao yeah

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 роки тому

      See you in 7 years when you graduate!

  • @newkiller4457
    @newkiller4457 3 роки тому +70

    People who went to trade school: well that sucks, but anyways.

    • @milana2020
      @milana2020 3 роки тому +1

      🗣screw your useless trading school

    • @maverickkings7746
      @maverickkings7746 3 роки тому +6

      @@milana2020 other way around, trade jobs are in demand and still will be in the future decades, whatever you did in college will be in the shitter

    • @scarlettmclaren9011
      @scarlettmclaren9011 3 роки тому +2

      @@milana2020 why do u say that? I'm just curious

    • @milkywayflea404
      @milkywayflea404 3 роки тому +3

      @@scarlettmclaren9011 stigma, I assume

    • @scarlettmclaren9011
      @scarlettmclaren9011 3 роки тому +1

      @Very Good True, but college isnt the only way for success. Trade school does teach you skills that you can use that pay well. College can teach you important things as well, but most people are in heavy amounts of debt. If they're lucky enough they get payed good, but a lot of people don't.
      I'm a college dropout and was an A student that professors love, but I hated it and found a different path. Now I've learned skills that are in demand and I don't have much debt. I love my job and I get payed well.

  • @becausewhynot27
    @becausewhynot27 3 роки тому +24

    LMAOOO I don’t if he’s serious or not, but this literally made my day!! And congratulations buddy I hope you have a good future!!

  • @gustavvaip1600
    @gustavvaip1600 3 роки тому +30

    He's got an associates degree, he's educated

  • @ImaniJaleah
    @ImaniJaleah 3 роки тому +22

    i graduate highschool next year and im starting to feel like all of these videos are warnings rather than recommendations atp-...

  • @alyssarasmussen1723
    @alyssarasmussen1723 3 роки тому +14

    This is literally what they did for me in High School

  • @Geologese
    @Geologese 3 роки тому +9

    This blew my sides off. True art.

  • @joseo7524
    @joseo7524 3 роки тому +61

    Glad to see you graduate from Harvard!!! 😘

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 3 роки тому +25

    Oh Boy. I'm already a college student. Can't wait to be like him in the next 3 to 5 years.

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 роки тому +2

      You won't unless you don't learn skills.

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonsnow1055 are you implying skilled people always get the jobs?

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 роки тому +1

      @@marusdod3685 Skilled people who are lucky get the best jobs. Skilled people who are not lucky get a job which is decent. Specific skills are needed to be worked on to get a job. Like you need to learn Coding and DSA to get Software Developer job. May not be the best one but still a decent job.

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 3 роки тому

      @@jonsnow1055 not really, you can be the best in your field and never even make it into the interview phase.
      You probably live in a country with a pretty decent job market and you've never considered that, but imagine 3rd world countries where the ratio of graduates to high-skilled job posts is 10000:1, you're very lucky to get an unpaid internship in that scenario. "Just move where all the jobs are bro", doesn't work unless they let H1B's move

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 роки тому

      @@marusdod3685 Okay I am probably less informed but certainly it depends on the batch size of the college you graduate from as well. In my college companies select students from the campus and most do get selected. I admit that it is not easy for everyone but life offers only equal opportunities not complete equality.

  • @user-xq8gx9gm7n
    @user-xq8gx9gm7n 3 роки тому +2

    "I forget stuff as soon as it happens so I never really learn anything" I feel you. I can never seem to recall what kind of emotion I had in a particular situation I only remember what I looked like. Like I'll remember I cried hard but I can't feel how sad I was so the next time the same thing happens, it feels like it's new to me. This is how I never learn from the past and this is why I never grow as a person and it sucks because I know what's happening with me.

  • @donovangomez8114
    @donovangomez8114 3 роки тому +46

    The US Army has a place for you son!

    • @jdosbdvskfpwk9880
      @jdosbdvskfpwk9880 3 роки тому +32

      oh yeah, dying for the interests of some old rich men, awesome.

    • @Abbertown
      @Abbertown 3 роки тому +10

      @@jdosbdvskfpwk9880 Classic ignorant response.

    • @jdosbdvskfpwk9880
      @jdosbdvskfpwk9880 3 роки тому +34

      @@Abbertown Classic response of someone in denial and tamed

    • @joshua_prime3743
      @joshua_prime3743 3 роки тому +20

      @@jdosbdvskfpwk9880 dying for the sake of imaginary borders

    • @jdosbdvskfpwk9880
      @jdosbdvskfpwk9880 3 роки тому +10

      @@joshua_prime3743 exactly m8 thanks

  • @JennyGoesToUSA
    @JennyGoesToUSA 3 роки тому +10

    this is the MOST relatable video i have EVER seen and I watch a lot of youtube. i'm kinda in shockkkkk

  • @crabPEOPLE2000
    @crabPEOPLE2000 3 роки тому

    this was beautiful, you better keep making these mini abstracts of your adventures

  • @Invictyn
    @Invictyn 3 роки тому +4

    I’ve been doing this “run away from everything” strat for two years now. Working my way to your superior level.

  • @kektalks
    @kektalks 3 роки тому +9

    you were a 9gag supporter since the beginning...
    a true legend
    also, good luck in life!

  • @rajibhasan4622
    @rajibhasan4622 3 роки тому +5

    Bro, hold your hope and keep trying to moving forward. The way you explain your experience of college life , similarly try to find a way that will lead you to the success of your life . I am damn sure you have the talent, all you need to utilize it through your hard work . Good luck bro !!

  • @nimarezaei4742
    @nimarezaei4742 3 роки тому +8

    See everyone else in 9 years when yt algorithm puts this back, hope ima be in medschool by then

  • @theradninja4666
    @theradninja4666 3 роки тому +9

    this video was made so well that I could actually believe it's real. this made my day it's hilarious.

  • @Loading-lg6hs
    @Loading-lg6hs 3 роки тому +40

    **Watches the first 30 seconds**
    Me: I already like this guy

  • @Nana77707
    @Nana77707 3 роки тому +28

    Inspirational shit right here brb dropping out of college

  • @Username-gn8rf
    @Username-gn8rf 3 роки тому

    That’s success man, good luck!

  • @phoenixmorphix
    @phoenixmorphix 3 роки тому +3

    What I heard at 5:46 was so tragic. I feel so bad for him! 😟I think you should hear it for yourself. 😓

  • @techhackz2897
    @techhackz2897 3 роки тому +16

    After 7 years yt algorithm will deside to recommend this video

  • @labamos452
    @labamos452 3 роки тому +16

    you did it buddy. Im extremely proud of you. You ended up an educated man when all the odds where stacked against you. and you even got the hat on your head to prove it! thats amazing!

    • @maxwell2231
      @maxwell2231 3 роки тому

      It’s a joke

    • @labamos452
      @labamos452 3 роки тому

      @@maxwell2231 youre a joke

    • @maxwell2231
      @maxwell2231 3 роки тому

      @@labamos452 no like there is a decent chance this is satire

  • @teslyai
    @teslyai 3 роки тому +1

    Good luck man

  • @spookyman246
    @spookyman246 3 роки тому +2

    This inspired my grandpa so much he went back and graduated from middle school

  • @dortoka
    @dortoka 3 роки тому +24

    This is one of the greatest UA-cam channels

    • @Ayberch
      @Ayberch 3 роки тому +1

      Without a doubt ❤ And the best part is, not many people know about it lmao

  • @kithalie
    @kithalie 3 роки тому +14

    You're scaring me I got into college with a 2.3 and about to start my journey to be a vet, I'm feeling like it will take me 20 years.

    • @Cadillac500
      @Cadillac500 3 роки тому +7

      Nah. My high school GPA was a 2.5 and my college GPA was a 4.2

  • @r6ast
    @r6ast 3 роки тому +1

    i hope that you are well, and that your future is bright. i am a believer of better days and especially hoping it on you brother, take care and much love

  • @Eastern-Asia
    @Eastern-Asia 3 роки тому +11

    Military is always an option. Serve 4 years in any branch and a good portion of your debt can be paid off. It's not a bad idea and will set you up for the rest of your life. You might even like it and do it as a career. You could be making some good money in it, too.

    • @ayushsrivastava1672
      @ayushsrivastava1672 3 роки тому

      Liberals and pacifists: NO

    • @Eastern-Asia
      @Eastern-Asia 3 роки тому +7

      @@ayushsrivastava1672 Even then, most jobs in the military don't have any combat. You can learn to program computers or how to fix airplanes. Both can result in 6 figure jobs in the real world

    • @carla4430
      @carla4430 3 роки тому +4

      that sounds dystopian and depressing as fuck

    • @Eastern-Asia
      @Eastern-Asia 3 роки тому

      @@carla4430 what how

    • @carla4430
      @carla4430 3 роки тому +3

      @@Eastern-Asia What i mean is it shouldn't be like this. "Join the military so that you can afford education" is pretty depressing