He's kidding, by the way. I've seen several people in the comments honestly believe this, but he's 22. He graduated in Electrical Engineering and he's fine.
“i dont actually think ahead further than five minutes and i forget stuff pretty much as soon as it happens, so i dont really learn any lessons or anything” yup sounds about right.
College is unaffordable and a degree no longer guarantees a good paying or prestigious career. It's almost as if America doesn't want people to be well educated anymore as an oligarchy gradually takes over.
I have seen family get in shits creek tens of thousands in debt due to college. College was never really that great since the 1980s it was always extremely costly and annoying amounts of work to prove something you can get done in less time. Most of the time you train for the job before that you learn nothing it’s like a school where you have to “prove” your worthy for a job with cash and useless tests. let’s not speak about the fact even a 2 year degree sucks and you get nothing from paying out thousands of dollars. And let’s also not talk about how garbage the jobs are I respect good teachers because they get paid 48,000-60,000 that’s nothing really for such a long curriculum. My parents pushed me into college and I left as quick as I could. I faired much better just doing stocks and whatever I wanted to do on my own than let someone else push me into a guidedless institution.
@@australium7374 I feel whatever you do after school should be with a purpose , if you need to go to school for a trade or high value skill do it and then you can use that to start a business etc or stuff such as engineers or doctors but you can do stuff just because people say so you gotta do it for you and teachers get paid more like 30k tbh in most situations unless they are college professors it’s actually sad but if it’s what they like to do, it’s fun and they make it work.
@@markandroguevarra6764 in order to graduate from college , you have to be completing the prerequisites of the Major you Choose. Once all completed, then you graduate college with the Degree of that major. example, you complete all the engineering classes and are now able to graduate with a degree in engineering, The Original comment is funny because you can’t graduate from college if you never chose something to graduate from (nursing,Engineering, psychology,etc) The fact that he graduated without a degree means they just let him graduate because he was there for so long and probably had earned the same amount of a credits a normal college graduate would have at the end of 4 years.
@A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe well I don't know what's the situation in US but in Europe there is a substantial deficite of all sorts of STEM people.
I had a freind who just kept changing majors, and had about 150 semester hours, but no degree. The University made up a degree, and forced I’m to graduate.
@@DiamondsRexpensive He was an alcoholic, and worked as a Pit Boss at Caesars Place from 2200 to 0700, and would go to the gym, and then get a shower and breakfast and take a few classes until early afternoon, and then go get some sleep. He started taking English and Literature, mostly because the VA had told him he had to use or loose his GI Bill benefits. The English and Literature folks told him he had to take a Psychology or Sociology class, he did that for a while. Then the Prof who was his counselor in the Psych department said he had to take statistics. So, took algebra and statistics classes, decided that was fun,and changed his major to Mathematics. they told him he needed to take chemistry class. That seemed fun, so he started taking Chem classes. They told him he had to take a physics class, they told him he had to lear to program computers and module things. He decided that was fun, and I met him when I was working as the Night Operator of the mainframe. The was the semester they made up the “Bachelor of Science Americanus”. And, made him graduate. He was making more than most of the Profs, and there mostly because for a highly intelligent, non-drinker in Vegas, there wasn’t a lot for him to do.
He said he was 29, not 18. He would have been 22 when he started his degree. If he graduated high school 4 years ago that would make him 25 when he graduated High School. That's why you don't take part-time classes or be too indecisive about your major. Your better off not going to college and going at 29 than spending that much money and time on a useless degree 🎓. Law, Computer Science, and General Technology, or Medicine, or even Engineering. Are better majors that will give you a better return on your investment in the long term. The key is to do your research and don't go to college based on what other people tell you.
@@upjohnaghaji313 I don't know for me because my mom says that I am going to going college and that I have to and that there is no other option and I don't know how she's going to react if I decide to not go.
narivenus If you don't want to go to college don't. But I advise if you are you should major in something that justifies your student loan debt. Such as the college majors I mentioned above. Some will require more schooling and therefore more student debt but you will make enough money in the future to pay for it.
@@marusdod3685 Skilled people who are lucky get the best jobs. Skilled people who are not lucky get a job which is decent. Specific skills are needed to be worked on to get a job. Like you need to learn Coding and DSA to get Software Developer job. May not be the best one but still a decent job.
@@jonsnow1055 not really, you can be the best in your field and never even make it into the interview phase. You probably live in a country with a pretty decent job market and you've never considered that, but imagine 3rd world countries where the ratio of graduates to high-skilled job posts is 10000:1, you're very lucky to get an unpaid internship in that scenario. "Just move where all the jobs are bro", doesn't work unless they let H1B's move
@@marusdod3685 Okay I am probably less informed but certainly it depends on the batch size of the college you graduate from as well. In my college companies select students from the campus and most do get selected. I admit that it is not easy for everyone but life offers only equal opportunities not complete equality.
UA-cam has been seeing me have mental breakdowns over starting my first year of uni. Hope I chose the right major! See y’all in 7+ years when we get recommenced this again.
Invest invest invest while you’re in college!! Wish I did while in college. Just a great way of another income while you getting a degree in those years!
It took me 7 years to completely my 4 year degree in Mechanical Engineering (well actually "5 year degree", all the advicers said don't even try to finish it in 4 years. They said taking that many hours in your senior year, you might bomb them all because they are tough) if I had to do it all again, I wouldn't. Has been a tough journey. I'm just lucky I'm interested in my degree. You have people who do it and hate it because they have no interest.
you did it buddy. Im extremely proud of you. You ended up an educated man when all the odds where stacked against you. and you even got the hat on your head to prove it! thats amazing!
To all Americans: study in Europe its like almost for free in comparison to the us and if you move to Berlin or other big city's you can study whole degrees on English
0:47 Note Man Child 1:02 1:14 Mah Parents 2:22 Running away to somewhere 2:36 Yawn 🥱 3:09 Not a kid anymore 3:35 Get Out 4:13 Oscar Wilde 5:10 2 Battle 5:35 Anything’s possible now 6:13 BG alumni
@Very Good True, but college isnt the only way for success. Trade school does teach you skills that you can use that pay well. College can teach you important things as well, but most people are in heavy amounts of debt. If they're lucky enough they get payed good, but a lot of people don't. I'm a college dropout and was an A student that professors love, but I hated it and found a different path. Now I've learned skills that are in demand and I don't have much debt. I love my job and I get payed well.
Watchu gonna do without college lmao, stop blaming it, it’s a good non risky option for basically everyone. I mean u can get money and live a stable life without it but the chances are much slimmer. Don’t blame college, blame the stupid decisions u made in ur life when u decided what u we’re gonna do for the rest of ur life.
@@astro-kw2cj don't blame the kids who were forced to make a decision at the age of 16 despite not understanding how debt or taxes work, blame the system that never taught them anything about the real world so that they go into debt and give them profit. Paying 50 thousand a year is not a "non risky choice", its a huge risk when you don't know if you will be employed, or left in the streets with 200k in debt
@@biggiesucc2546 Why the hell do kids go to college with no idea how to pay for it? That is the kid's fault. Stop blaming other people. If they aren't getting athletic or academic scholarships they shouldn't even be going to college because they clearly don't have the mind or the genetics to go
Bro, hold your hope and keep trying to moving forward. The way you explain your experience of college life , similarly try to find a way that will lead you to the success of your life . I am damn sure you have the talent, all you need to utilize it through your hard work . Good luck bro !!
After 7 years, he got his 2 year degree. That’s perseverance right there.
Every american ever
no manchild left behind is so generous
i got 2 degrees in 7 years too
LOL this dude really fucked up.
Took me 12 years. 7 is nothin'.
I’m so proud of you bro. Whatever department store you become shift manager at doesn’t deserve you. God speed.
Yes
Shift manager? Maybe in 10 years.
I edited the comment so you don't know what gave it all the likes.
lmao
@@jackwilhelm008 tf🤣
I feel like he is the main character of a book we were forced to read in high school
Ah 20th century literature. Male, young protagonists filled with terrible life circumstances and dismayed narrative voices
Catcher in the rye is speaking to me
Holden Cranfield/Caulfield/Cranberry
Crash or the outsiders
Lmaoooo
He's kidding, by the way. I've seen several people in the comments honestly believe this, but he's 22. He graduated in Electrical Engineering and he's fine.
thanks for that...i was getting worried
THANK GOD. At first i saw the trolling than afte 5 minutes i was genuinely concerned.
Point is that alot of man-children aren't kidding,
Then actually happened to them
Wow you must be a psyche to know that
Well fuck now I feel alone again.
“No man child left behind policy” sounds promising
Follow nofap
@@minecrafter9745 true
Oh so that's what my degree is called ? Sounds fancy! I love it for us😂
“No Man-Child Left Behind”
love it
Based nonary game pfp
@@BirdofHerm3s based person who recognizes zero escape;)
Uh..huhuhuhu
did lana inspire this ?
how about man boops.
This is definitely going on people’s recommended in 5-10 years
True
101%
same thoughts
definitely
it's already on
This man sounds like he did a 7 year prison sentence. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
I mean basically yeah except the risk of dying isn't as high
School ain’t nothing but prison, except they can’t keep you there 24/7. At some point you get to go home
@@AlyshiaJackson school is where you go to school to go to school
Fuck you
"This is what the new wave of performance art looks like" -The New York Times
ratio me 👌👌👌
@@NDClan always that one weird dude
@@KG-jw4jg you calling glink weird or that clan?
GLINK!!!!
ua-cam.com/video/bRJwPUuYdt8/v-deo.html
"If you run from your problems... eventually, you'll get away"
Lmao I read this as soon as he said it
rip miura
@She belongs to the Skreets have your problems disappeared?
@@visin8984 No, but as long as you keep heading north it will
Cant wait for the 15 year bachelors degree vid
💀💀💀
Lmfao
omg😂
LETS GOO!!!!!
Year 25 got my master
Ok the points-
1) A large Dept
2) 7 years wasted
3) Still optimistic (a bit)
But what’s the lesson to be learned here?
@@Max-wd6og don't have a useless degree and student debt?
@@tantanryuryo5716 what if you don’t even have money to afford college?
@@Max-wd6og head straight to north
( a bit)
The way he says "We're finally free of the public education system man." and "LETSSS GOOOOOO" with such blank eyes really says a lot
Kumbi Is a comedic genius.
I'm waiting for his UA-cam to blow up. His humor reminds me of the Filthy Frank/maxmoefoe/Idubbbz era
@@dandytv1510 I think those are some of the people that inspired him
Me in my bed in the morning with bleeding ears : "why did he do that"
Read this as he said it 😂💀
“i dont actually think ahead further than five minutes and i forget stuff pretty much as soon as it happens, so i dont really learn any lessons or anything” yup sounds about right.
The “No Man Child Left Behind” policy seems pretty nice ngl look at him he’s so happy
He resembles Sleepy Joe
@@zman0495 Bad morning or day or afternoon or night? Well, hope you have a better one the next day! :)
@@zman0495 chill...
@@zman0495 you sound like you got trust issues 🤡
@@Kim-fi5nf Sorry for what this person is causing thanks to me. Well, I hope you have a good morning! :)
"Graduating college with a useless degree and massive debt." Prefect to run for public office.
AOC!
@@anubistiger Republican moment
@@anubistiger VIET CONG
like ocazio haha
@@ernestoag4101 Joe Biden: you ain't getting any debt forgiveness 👧😎 *sniffes her hair*
White Boy Summer has officially begun
Go white boy!!!
Just based
Lmfao
BG Kumbi studied for 7 years to get a 2 year degree. White boy summer is off to a great start ☺️
Shake dat tight white boy cheeks 🥵
I feel personally attacked, I’m graduating with a useless degree tomorow, also I keep lying to myself about how Biden’s gonna cancel my student debt…
What degree is it?
@@raydjyoti woman's studies
@@gabe5875 lol
@@raydjyoti human sexuality
@@raydjyoti China India study class
"I really screwed the pooch on this whole college thing" please put this on my gravestone, it resonates with me on a cosmic level
resonates so bad it makes you the vibrato
*thang
Lmao
I read this the moment this part of the video came up
@@TheDuckyDino same
The pain in this man's eyes.
I got an ad for a college at the beginning of this video. No matter how hard you try, you can’t escape the system.
I got devry for medical billing n coding 💀 its like they know
@The Creature 911 i got an ad about a college
SAMEEE 😭
I got an ad at a paper mill.
Yes you do
His tone starting every video is that of a parent who found cigarettes in their child’s bedroom
The YT recommendation page is getting personal now...
Oof
YT keeps recommending me the "true about being ugly", I can't even-
@@randomuser4370 same
It's funny because he seems like he's reading off a script. Such eloquence cannot be intuitive.
It's all that Latinx feminist slam poetry muscle memory kicking in.
@@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 I never wheezed so hard lmao 😭😭
this video is a troll, this guy is 22 years old and has an actual degree on electrical engineering, he isnt actually dumb
People write scripts to read from. We had to do the same in my Masters degree
This man would’ve been happier if he failed then graduating with no major.
I have a feeling Kumbis going to revolutionize Gender Studies.
or feminist poetry
@@thewholeworldblurred i meant physically. idk what he did in college...
@@thewholeworldblurred that’s not a major
@@beautifulrainbow470 guess kumbus is gonna be revolutionary in being the first one to major in it then
College is unaffordable and a degree no longer guarantees a good paying or prestigious career. It's almost as if America doesn't want people to be well educated anymore as an oligarchy gradually takes over.
I have seen family get in shits creek tens of thousands in debt due to college. College was never really that great since the 1980s it was always extremely costly and annoying amounts of work to prove something you can get done in less time. Most of the time you train for the job before that you learn nothing it’s like a school where you have to “prove” your worthy for a job with cash and useless tests. let’s not speak about the fact even a 2 year degree sucks and you get nothing from paying out thousands of dollars. And let’s also not talk about how garbage the jobs are I respect good teachers because they get paid 48,000-60,000 that’s nothing really for such a long curriculum. My parents pushed me into college and I left as quick as I could. I faired much better just doing stocks and whatever I wanted to do on my own than let someone else push me into a guidedless institution.
@@australium7374 I feel whatever you do after school should be with a purpose , if you need to go to school for a trade or high value skill do it and then you can use that to start a business etc or stuff such as engineers or doctors but you can do stuff just because people say so you gotta do it for you and teachers get paid more like 30k tbh in most situations unless they are college professors it’s actually sad but if it’s what they like to do, it’s fun and they make it work.
Stop getting useless degrees lol go be am engineer or something that's useful to society
I don't know about Americans, but some countries do have free tertiary education
Immigrants also just take our jobs
Training is no longer a profitable option fir any company
This looks like a valedictorian speech on Zoom.
This is so funny and saddening at the same time.
i feel bad for laughing.....
@@anunknownperson4018 this is just a sketch/comedy bit i think
@@anunknownperson4018 bgkumbi's a well known troll lmao
its clearly fake
@lonecilk Lets become hunter gathers again.
This is fucking hilarious. See y'all in 10 years, when this video has 10+ mil views!
Lmaooo
See you then ^^
Making a comment for the future right now
See you
I'll see you in a looong minute
Why do I feel like this is gonna be me in the future😭
Lmao sem 😔
Open your brain
LMFAOO
haha ruined 69 likes
You are asian. You should be fine.
"Is it normal to graduate without ever having DECLARED a major?"
STOP 🤚🏽😭😞💀
*stops* k looks like im done being on UA-cam today :(
stfu
What does that mean I don’t understand
ye what he meant there, someone explain
@@markandroguevarra6764 in order to graduate from college , you have to be completing the prerequisites of the Major you Choose. Once all completed, then you graduate college with the Degree of that major.
example, you complete all the engineering classes and are now able to graduate with a degree in engineering,
The Original comment is funny because you can’t graduate from college if you never chose something to graduate from (nursing,Engineering, psychology,etc)
The fact that he graduated without a degree means they just let him graduate because he was there for so long and probably had earned the same amount of a credits a normal college graduate would have at the end of 4 years.
Doctorate in Trolling ❤
Im actually starting College this year for a degree in electrical engineering. Shit.
Come on, it's an actual education, useful to the society. You do actually know that the world needs engineers and your education will have some value
@A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe you can’t tell someone to gtfo if you haven’t given them any alternatives
@A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe well I don't know what's the situation in US but in Europe there is a substantial deficite of all sorts of STEM people.
Good luck. Pick up skills and pass courses. Focus on the skill part.
@Anilysis That's for people to switch branches in case they don't like their current one.
I had a freind who just kept changing majors, and had about 150 semester hours, but no degree. The University made up a degree, and forced I’m to graduate.
I'm going to do that
Why did your friend do that? Lol
@@DiamondsRexpensive He was an alcoholic, and worked as a Pit Boss at Caesars Place from 2200 to 0700, and would go to the gym, and then get a shower and breakfast and take a few classes until early afternoon, and then go get some sleep. He started taking English and Literature, mostly because the VA had told him he had to use or loose his GI Bill benefits. The English and Literature folks told him he had to take a Psychology or Sociology class, he did that for a while. Then the Prof who was his counselor in the Psych department said he had to take statistics. So, took algebra and statistics classes, decided that was fun,and changed his major to Mathematics. they told him he needed to take chemistry class. That seemed fun, so he started taking Chem classes. They told him he had to take a physics class, they told him he had to lear to program computers and module things. He decided that was fun, and I met him when I was working as the Night Operator of the mainframe. The was the semester they made up the “Bachelor of Science Americanus”. And, made him graduate. He was making more than most of the Profs, and there mostly because for a highly intelligent, non-drinker in Vegas, there wasn’t a lot for him to do.
This honestly is my fav comment just bc I love the story of your friend. I would be so proud of a degree that was made up for me. Legend.
@@randallthomas5207 imagine being such a Chad you somehow like computer programming.
Some stars shine so bright it takes 5 years longer to complete a 2 year course. Respect.
people are gonna come back to this one day in a couple years and say i wonder how he’s doing
Turns out, he was actually the valedictorian for his class and this is his him practicing his speech
No way
Actually?
“College is finally over!”
Master’s degree: Allow me to introduce myself
Start this whole monologue off with “I BET YOURE WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE”
An interesting post coming of age movie
😭😭😭😭😭
Absolutely INSANE comedian gaslights his unwilling fans into believing he is a semi-functioning member of society
considering 4 years ago you graduated high school, this is impressive BG
Sadly, the other three years went missing.
He said he was 29, not 18. He would have been 22 when he started his degree. If he graduated high school 4 years ago that would make him 25 when he graduated High School. That's why you don't take part-time classes or be too indecisive about your major. Your better off not going to college and going at 29 than spending that much money and time on a useless degree 🎓. Law, Computer Science, and General Technology, or Medicine, or even Engineering. Are better majors that will give you a better return on your investment in the long term. The key is to do your research and don't go to college based on what other people tell you.
@@upjohnaghaji313 I don't know for me because my mom says that I am going to going college and that I have to and that there is no other option and I don't know how she's going to react if I decide to not go.
@@upjohnaghaji313 lol not even....in life it’s about who you know not what you know.
narivenus If you don't want to go to college don't. But I advise if you are you should major in something that justifies your student loan debt. Such as the college majors I mentioned above. Some will require more schooling and therefore more student debt but you will make enough money in the future to pay for it.
It's my 2nd year in college and now I'm starting to doubt all my life decisions
I never related so much to a phrase in my life, shits going downhill.
@@joaoagostinho195 tuff it’s my first year and I’m alredy fucked
Im autistic and in Communication disorder major and my job is supposed to be a speech therapist and I can’t even look people in the eye lmao
I got a Poli Sci degree and now work in outpatient pharmacy. Fuck. My. Life. Didn't know what I was doing at 18
😂😂😂”I don’t actually think ahead further than 5 minutes “
“Without ever declaring a major” LMAO
This is the video that crops up on every teenagers recommendations ten years from now.
It is absolutely insane to me i've been watching you for 8 years
maybe youtube recommend this for me not to feel so bad about not having any plans after high school…graduating next week…Lol…
Same, it’s so scary :(
@@andrewramsahai1627 Indeed
Good luck bro
ju you too homie
Trade school.
Tech, Finance, or data
Career paths that are going to rule the world for many many years
I know nothing about this channel but I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
And no one ever answers this question. It remains a mystery.
This is a thought-provoking monologue.
i wanna laugh at this video but i keep thinking i might end up in the same situation
I'm on the same page. I don’t know if he's being honest or pulling a good joke
Same I just stumbles upon here and stayed
Oh Boy. I'm already a college student. Can't wait to be like him in the next 3 to 5 years.
You won't unless you don't learn skills.
@@jonsnow1055 are you implying skilled people always get the jobs?
@@marusdod3685 Skilled people who are lucky get the best jobs. Skilled people who are not lucky get a job which is decent. Specific skills are needed to be worked on to get a job. Like you need to learn Coding and DSA to get Software Developer job. May not be the best one but still a decent job.
@@jonsnow1055 not really, you can be the best in your field and never even make it into the interview phase.
You probably live in a country with a pretty decent job market and you've never considered that, but imagine 3rd world countries where the ratio of graduates to high-skilled job posts is 10000:1, you're very lucky to get an unpaid internship in that scenario. "Just move where all the jobs are bro", doesn't work unless they let H1B's move
@@marusdod3685 Okay I am probably less informed but certainly it depends on the batch size of the college you graduate from as well. In my college companies select students from the campus and most do get selected. I admit that it is not easy for everyone but life offers only equal opportunities not complete equality.
As a 100% full-blooded black man, BG Kumbi is single-handedly turning the ‘graduation stats by race’ numbers
I'm glad to hear you have all your blood, stay healthy king
@@Hybridsystem818 this
@@Hybridsystem818 kumbi is a 100% full-blooded black man
@@fartberg he is also chinese
@@australium7374 no, many years ago, he was Chinese
Entrepreneurship is the key to true freedom. Time freedom. Location freedom. Financial freedom.
Until your MLM company is found to be a scam.
@@emilyau8023 it sucks, pretty sure fresh college in debt graduates are their target demographic.
@Patrick C try saying that to me in a decade !! :D
@@daaiboy
Yo mind giving your boy some cash if you become a entrepreneur
@@gabrielchinzz3332 fosho, money ain't everything but it's worth the value of freedom. Not necessarily happiness
I majored in 90's movie trivia, and it's finally paying off in this post-apocalyptic world.
UA-cam has been seeing me have mental breakdowns over starting my first year of uni. Hope I chose the right major! See y’all in 7+ years when we get recommenced this again.
Invest invest invest while you’re in college!! Wish I did while in college. Just a great way of another income while you getting a degree in those years!
Lmao yeah
See you in 7 years when you graduate!
See everyone else in 9 years when yt algorithm puts this back, hope ima be in medschool by then
LMAOOO I don’t if he’s serious or not, but this literally made my day!! And congratulations buddy I hope you have a good future!!
Oof. I feel the weariness through the screen.
It took me 7 years to complete my 4 year degree (Space Engineering, Honors).
What a journey it was.
It took me 7 years to completely my 4 year degree in Mechanical Engineering (well actually "5 year degree", all the advicers said don't even try to finish it in 4 years. They said taking that many hours in your senior year, you might bomb them all because they are tough) if I had to do it all again, I wouldn't. Has been a tough journey. I'm just lucky I'm interested in my degree. You have people who do it and hate it because they have no interest.
Good for you man.
This is one of the greatest UA-cam channels
Without a doubt ❤ And the best part is, not many people know about it lmao
The amount of people not realising this video is a joke is ASTOUNDING.
"No man-child left behind" haha killing me
Glad to see you graduate from Harvard!!! 😘
After 7 years yt algorithm will deside to recommend this video
you did it buddy. Im extremely proud of you. You ended up an educated man when all the odds where stacked against you. and you even got the hat on your head to prove it! thats amazing!
It’s a joke
@@maxwell2231 youre a joke
@@labamos452 no like there is a decent chance this is satire
To all Americans: study in Europe its like almost for free in comparison to the us and if you move to Berlin or other big city's you can study whole degrees on English
Yepp
No one wants to go to a below average Uni in Europe where the greek life is that compared to being at a cemetery lol.
@@lebumjames1373 have fun in student debt then
@@similorradique2670 student debt isn't a big problem if you get a good degree.
@@masteryoda5150 but getting a good degree and having almost no debts is way more convenient
Idk man “latinx feminist slam poetry” guarantees 6 figure jobs i heard
Yeah
Yep … that’s the beauty of America sir
Debts to educate yourself
Debts when you get sick
It’s called capitalism, deal with it, or throw your phone away and live on the streets.
@@wisechimp6159 or move somewhere else
@@Chunkyjalapeno maybe to the moon I suppose
@@o.v4069 ur gay
@@Chunkyjalapeno you are too! I suppose 😂
He's got an associates degree, he's educated
0:47 Note Man Child
1:02
1:14 Mah Parents
2:22 Running away to somewhere
2:36 Yawn 🥱
3:09 Not a kid anymore
3:35 Get Out
4:13 Oscar Wilde
5:10 2 Battle
5:35 Anything’s possible now
6:13 BG alumni
great timestamps, much needed & much appreciated
this video was made so well that I could actually believe it's real. this made my day it's hilarious.
i graduate highschool next year and im starting to feel like all of these videos are warnings rather than recommendations atp-...
**Watches the first 30 seconds**
Me: I already like this guy
Dickens and Wilde references...the college debt was all worth it.
I've seen plenty stuff in my life.
Some seriously f****d up things.
But this is honestly deeply depressing...
His videos are jokes, he graduated high school 4 years ago
@@audreyfrank1 what
@@audreyfrank1 what
@@ExistentialSadness what
@@Nick-lx4fo what
University: *counting money* "And we thank you for your business. 😜😜"
Anyone else checked out this guy's old vids? This guy had a weird but interesting life. Congratz man!
The virgin early graduation vs the Chad 5 year delay for proper 'Bildung'.
Living the American dream I see
You're scaring me I got into college with a 2.3 and about to start my journey to be a vet, I'm feeling like it will take me 20 years.
Nah. My high school GPA was a 2.5 and my college GPA was a 4.2
People who went to trade school: well that sucks, but anyways.
🗣screw your useless trading school
@@milana2020 other way around, trade jobs are in demand and still will be in the future decades, whatever you did in college will be in the shitter
@@milana2020 why do u say that? I'm just curious
@@scarlettmclaren9011 stigma, I assume
@Very Good True, but college isnt the only way for success. Trade school does teach you skills that you can use that pay well. College can teach you important things as well, but most people are in heavy amounts of debt. If they're lucky enough they get payed good, but a lot of people don't.
I'm a college dropout and was an A student that professors love, but I hated it and found a different path. Now I've learned skills that are in demand and I don't have much debt. I love my job and I get payed well.
I’ve been doing this “run away from everything” strat for two years now. Working my way to your superior level.
At least it was from the best school, well worth all the memories
this is the MOST relatable video i have EVER seen and I watch a lot of youtube. i'm kinda in shockkkkk
This blew my sides off. True art.
We live in a society where...
Going to college or uni is a "must", not optional.
And yes, I'm already in debt after I graduated college.
Watchu gonna do without college lmao, stop blaming it, it’s a good non risky option for basically everyone. I mean u can get money and live a stable life without it but the chances are much slimmer. Don’t blame college, blame the stupid decisions u made in ur life when u decided what u we’re gonna do for the rest of ur life.
@@astro-kw2cj I don't even think you yourself even finished primary school with that spelling, holy cow!
@@16xthedetail76 was in a rush
@@astro-kw2cj don't blame the kids who were forced to make a decision at the age of 16 despite not understanding how debt or taxes work, blame the system that never taught them anything about the real world so that they go into debt and give them profit. Paying 50 thousand a year is not a "non risky choice", its a huge risk when you don't know if you will be employed, or left in the streets with 200k in debt
@@biggiesucc2546 Why the hell do kids go to college with no idea how to pay for it? That is the kid's fault. Stop blaming other people. If they aren't getting athletic or academic scholarships they shouldn't even be going to college because they clearly don't have the mind or the genetics to go
His uncertainty reminds me of not having a vision for my future
you were a 9gag supporter since the beginning...
a true legend
also, good luck in life!
Bro, hold your hope and keep trying to moving forward. The way you explain your experience of college life , similarly try to find a way that will lead you to the success of your life . I am damn sure you have the talent, all you need to utilize it through your hard work . Good luck bro !!
Inspirational shit right here brb dropping out of college
This is literally what they did for me in High School
YO MY MAN FLEXING THE NEW MISSISSIPPI FLAG
Respect!
The US Army has a place for you son!
oh yeah, dying for the interests of some old rich men, awesome.
@@BusinessmanMan-1 Classic ignorant response.
@@Abbertown Classic response of someone in denial and tamed
@@BusinessmanMan-1 dying for the sake of imaginary borders
@@joshua_prime3743 exactly m8 thanks
This video was completely sincere
I am somewhat concerned that some people think this video is real.
“To hop on the first thing smoking out of here” lmaooo😭
Damn normies are infecting the comments kumbi
You acting insane on youtube for the better part of a decade was worth it for me
I believed him until he said no man-child left behind policy
5:47 when you literally don't know what to do with your life but still wanna cheer up yourself.
This inspired my grandpa so much he went back and graduated from middle school
I went all the way to grad school and now owe over 130K
Who's the dummy now lol...ha ha ..ha...ha (soft crying)
Don't worry, I'm sure likes will become currency eventually. Dropped my dislike.
@@Gumbocinno lmao
Damn dude, never though you should stop when you hit 80?
@@Gumbocinno HAHAHAHHAHAH