What's The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You? - Americans React.

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  • @Zandain
    @Zandain Рік тому +366

    Yes, stupid people all over the world, but I agree with the young man, 'Americans do it well'

    • @jackwaycombe
      @jackwaycombe Рік тому +19

      Indeed. Working with tourists for some years, I found most Americans to be polite and considerate. But the occasional stupid one was world class stupid.
      I had one tourist asking about an island accessible only by tidal causeway. I handed him a tide table. "They're different every day!!" he exclaimed angrily. I told him I could only apologise on behalf of the UK.

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 Рік тому +8

      I live in a tropical tourist destination, and the Americans that come through...not all Americans mind you, but the ones who do stupid, they really go hard

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому +11

      ​@@jackwaycombe I agree. I'm from Germany in Heidelberg which is frequented by many American tourists. They are very very polite but they barely know the rest of the world. The most ignorant thing I've heard was the believe that Germany was socialist with limited free speech. There are a lot American students in Heidelberg's universities getting nervous every time they spot an American looking tourist 😂

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Рік тому

      Murica #1! USA! USA! USA!

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 9 місяців тому

      Don't you mean "Gooder?"

  • @dudewhatthewhat8983
    @dudewhatthewhat8983 Рік тому +74

    “It doesn’t make sense to speak Spanish if you’re not Mexican.”
    Spanish people: “…QUE?!”

  • @jackwaycombe
    @jackwaycombe Рік тому +357

    I've been asked by more than one American in various internet forums - "Why are there so many foreigners on our internet?"

    • @jlessien3826
      @jlessien3826 Рік тому +70

      Maybe we should explain the definition of the WORLD wde web to them. Or are they arrogant enough to assume that the US is the world, and nothing else matters?

    • @jackwaycombe
      @jackwaycombe Рік тому +67

      @jlessien3826
      My job took me into contact with many American tourists here in the UK. Most were - of course - friendly, polite and well informed. But there were a few so abysmally stupid or ignorant or both that they redefined the genre. Some seemed to think the UK was a branch of Disneyland and every citizen at their beck and call for the price of a plane ticket.
      I even met one couple who thought that, as American citizens, they were immune from the laws of foreign countries - they found out they were wrong the hard way.

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen Рік тому +15

      Wow. Shocking arrogance AND ignorance right there.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Рік тому +32

      ​​@@jackwaycombeIf you ever watch the show Border Security (about border issues between Canada and the US) you see this entitled attitude all the time. One American couple thought they didn't have to declare their concealed carry firearms when coming into Canada because they were Americans travelling to Alaska. The husband argued with the Customs Agent about it and the Canadian Officers were like: This is an entirely different country. It doesn't matter if you're American.
      The couple was then hit with weapons smuggling charges. My mom used to work with people in Canada Customs many years ago and she said this American attitude is more common than most people think.

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 11 місяців тому +16

      @@mish375 That happens all the time it seems. Had the truck before us stopped back in 2006 when we went up to Canada after landing in Chicago. The (slightly older guy) just didn't get the shotgun in his truck got him stopped and was all about "free country" and stuff. It was as spooky as it was amusing ;)

  • @Smileythesilent
    @Smileythesilent Рік тому +333

    As an Aussie, the big spiders aren't the dangerous ones, it's the little bastards you need to keep an eye out for.

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 Рік тому +9

      And you must need all the flies to feed them big uns

    • @owenshebbeare2999
      @owenshebbeare2999 Рік тому +9

      Those White-tails in Melbourne (and elsewhere in Australia, I assume) are bloody evil. The fellow Aussie laughing at sponsor-chick was funny.

    • @ConsoleGeneral
      @ConsoleGeneral Рік тому +12

      as a former Postman my real fear was the Magpies.... for good reason. Smart. Fast. Vicious!

    • @astro.2029
      @astro.2029 Рік тому

      Omg, I'm actually scared right now.

    • @MoonlightAce69
      @MoonlightAce69 Рік тому +2

      Yep, agreed. We used to find redback spiders on the drinking taps at my primary school. Magpies are still the true scariest creature here

  • @HappyHammer69
    @HappyHammer69 Рік тому +32

    You have a lot of dangerous animals in America. Most of them carry automatic weapons.

  • @Mitchell4892
    @Mitchell4892 Рік тому +269

    years ago I made friends with some Americans through online gaming, still speak to some of them now. Some of them had me on Facebook and I uploaded a picture of my dog enjoying a day out at the beach and one of them commented (keeping in mind he was in his 30s) "wow, I've only just found out the UK has beaches".
    We're an island surrounded by water. That was a puzzling interaction.

    • @wendykelly8551
      @wendykelly8551 Рік тому +13

      Oh I had American ask years ago.... they thought you could drive right round the outline of uk in a few hours 🤪

    • @Mitchell4892
      @Mitchell4892 Рік тому +8

      @@wendykelly8551 how funny, glad it wasn't just me!
      It would certainly take a lot less time than the states but a "few hours" it most definitely isn't 😂 😂

    • @jackwaycombe
      @jackwaycombe Рік тому +7

      @wendykelly8551
      Working with tourists many year ago, I received a letter from America (pre-email) asking if they would need to book a ferry from England to Scotland.
      Thing is, I wouldn't at the time, have claimed to know that much about the USA. But if I had ever decided to visit, my first move would surely have been to purchase a good guidebook.

    • @Mitchell4892
      @Mitchell4892 Рік тому +10

      @@jackwaycombe to let them off slightly when I had to go to the Cardiff office one of the younger people going with me asked "are we getting flights or a ferry". They were born and raised in the UK and I was very confused. They were just as confused when I responded "well we're going by train" to which they replied "oh does the tunnel go to Wales also?". It was only then I realised they thought Wales was a completely different Island within the UK. So I do try to let Americans off slightly, even our own sometimes don't understand. It's our team joke now, whenever someone says they're going "abroad" for a holiday we always comment "Oh you're going to Wales?"
      What was funnier was the fact they spoke 3 languages (clearly not Welsh) so everyone had an assumption they were geography smart (to be clear they are great, funny and smart in other ways). Before I realised what was happening I was almost convinced they were correct and I was wrong because I've never had someone confidently say something so against reality. After I told them I even went to google to make sure I was correct because of it lmao. Confidence is essential, but not when misplaced. Was a fun 3 days in Cardiff regardless, really lovely City and fun people.

    • @lindagonzalez5059
      @lindagonzalez5059 Рік тому +3

      A group of islands mate

  • @iestyndavies7287
    @iestyndavies7287 Рік тому +170

    I was visiting Florida from South Wales a few years ago. At Cape Canaveral the lady on the ticket desk asked where I was from and I said Wales. She went ‘oh yes, King David!’ I told her there was never a King David but our patron Saint is St. David and maybe she was confusing the two. She replied ‘ No, you’re wrong. I’ve read books, your ruler is King David!’ I honestly didn’t know what else to say because I apparently have no idea about my own country and she was not backing down! She even told me to go and learn my history, she just couldn’t handle being told she was wrong!

    • @midwestamericans3806
      @midwestamericans3806  Рік тому +29

      Wow yea she needs to go and learn some history.

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 Рік тому +22

      Yeah, that's a very American thing (not all Americans mind you)

    • @MRPandoraHartDR
      @MRPandoraHartDR Рік тому +8

      OH no, I think I know what happened. She thought the city in 'Once in Royal David's city' is about the Bethlehem in Wales...😆

    • @trevormillar1576
      @trevormillar1576 Рік тому +12

      I used to have a girlfriend from Peru whose first language was Quechua, a native-american language. She only ever spoke English to me, because "it's bad enough hearing you butchering the Spanish language"!

    • @trevormillar1576
      @trevormillar1576 Рік тому +9

      Edward VIII (the king that ran off with that American woman)'s original name was David; she probably saw "Edward & Mrs Simpson" on TV.

  • @nataliedunn5239
    @nataliedunn5239 Рік тому +170

    My friend bumped in to an American in Glasgow many years ago. She bumped in to them on George Square. The American thanked her for us naming the square after their president "it's such a nice thing to do" 😅. My friend had to explain that not only has the UK had a couple of kings called George, but also the streets and squares were built and named long before George Bush 😂.

    • @Robob0027
      @Robob0027 Рік тому

      We have had six kings with the name George. The late Queen's father was the last of the Georges and ruled as George VI. Incidentally, was your friend American as she seems as dumb as the American she met in Glasgow?

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 Рік тому +10

      @@Robob0027 I learned in English class (2nd language) that „a couple of“ can mean „some“. Is that wrong?

    • @Robob0027
      @Robob0027 Рік тому +10

      @@winterlinde5395 Yes it is certainly wrong. The word couple is is used exclusively to denote two. Two people in a relationship would be referred to as "a couple". Time to change your English teacher I think.

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 Рік тому +15

      @@Robob0027 Too late. Haven’t seen an English teacher in 30 years 💁‍♀️. Thank you for teaching me!

    •  Рік тому +17

      @@Robob0027 "a couple" is two. "a couple of" is what WinterLinde said.
      Schooling idiot native speakers is one of my "favorite" pastimes.

  • @trampertravels
    @trampertravels Рік тому +112

    I have watched an American gentleman quoting from the American Constitution when stopped by British Police - amazing memory with a complete lack of understanding for where he was - he was arrested with extreme politeness. Doubtless the Duty Solicitor explained his rights and wrongs. Probably let off with a caution.
    The thing that does anger me greatly is the way some tourists treat our military Guards and I have heard Americans arguing with our police that they are just a tourist attraction like Disney, well they are not they are Regular Army.

    • @nedludd7622
      @nedludd7622 Місяць тому

      Your military guards are only there as a tourist attraction.

    • @thomaswolfgang81
      @thomaswolfgang81 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@nedludd7622The guards in England are not just there for tourists, they serve a purpose.

    • @bugsygoo
      @bugsygoo 25 днів тому

      @@thomaswolfgang81Nah. Just for the tourists.

    • @stephenbutterton1386
      @stephenbutterton1386 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@nedludd7622 they are literally armed with assault rifles.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 9 днів тому +1

      Are the guards at the White House just there for tourists then? So you think we should be able to go and mess with them whilst they're on duty? What about the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier? Should people be allowed to disrespect them?
      Of course they aren't there for the tourists, and if you mess with them some very nice police officers with AKs will come and remove you, if you really mess with them they are allowed to treat you as an enemy, and would be allowed to use as much force as required - including lethal - to stop you.

  • @meba444
    @meba444 Рік тому +102

    I grew up in China and went to an (American) international school (95% of the staff and about 65% of the students were from the US). Every year the senior class would sell tshirts to raise money for their senior trip. One year, they sold one that said “I ride a panda to school”. I just thought it was funny and just a silly thing to say 😂
    But then I went to the US for a month when I was 16. I wore the shirt around the ADULTS I was volunteering with, and they all asked me what it was like to ride a panda. They didn’t ask if it was true, they just wanted to know how soft they were, how slow they are, if everyone has one… I genuinely thought they were joking at first

    • @d-cembrist
      @d-cembrist Рік тому +16

      I DID ride a Panda to school. It was a Fiat Panda though.

    • @marcusohlsson3130
      @marcusohlsson3130 11 місяців тому +1

      But dude, how is it really to ride a panda to school? I always wondered

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому

      That isn't even the dumbest thing I've heard Americans say about China.
      I've literally had Americans think China was dirt poor and everyone lived in terrible disease ridden run down conditions. Not kidding. It may not surprise you to learn they got this take from American media.
      Also had Americans who think Chinese people don't properly cook food.

    • @karlbmiles
      @karlbmiles 7 днів тому

      Bravo! A story that is believable and is funny.

  • @tonycasey3183
    @tonycasey3183 Рік тому +143

    On holiday inn Barcelona, I was watching a bunch of American tourists coming away from a docked cruise ship. One guy looked confused and asked his friends why all the locals were speaking Mexican.

    • @cgkennedy
      @cgkennedy Рік тому +10

      They may have been speaking Catalan or Castiliano, NOT Mexican.

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 Рік тому +30

      @@cgkennedy That's the point. Mexican isn't a language.

    • @cgkennedy
      @cgkennedy Рік тому +1

      @@gwenwalravens8030 Mexican Spanish would be not with the Castiliano, which is Spanish post-Hapsberg lisp. They had the Spanish in Mexico before the massively in-bred Hapsberg ruled Spain.

    • @blackwater009
      @blackwater009 Рік тому +8

      @@cgkennedy you mean the Habsburg?

    • @ernestoruiz6125
      @ernestoruiz6125 Рік тому +6

      @@cgkennedy no clue of what are you talking about. Spanish and Castilian are two ways of naming the same language. Spanish arrived México at the same time hasburgs arrived to Spain.

  • @genm303
    @genm303 Рік тому +93

    Visiting a friend in New Mexico some years ago, I went to Walmart to buy Xmas stuff and presented my UK Credit Card at the checkout. The cashier looked puzzled by it and I told her I was from England. She had not seen one from UK before. Then she said..." You speak very good English, do they speak English in England" I politely said "yes, they do" and left. My American friend was mortified and so apologetic but I thought is was hilarious!

    • @Nick_80599
      @Nick_80599 5 місяців тому +5

      Are you kidding? 😂 That's terrible, the clue is in the name. You'd notice how far behind America is behind the rest of the world, they only started using Chip & pin recently

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +3

      But like do you have to go to Oxford if you're in England to learn English or do you get an American teacher to learn it?

    • @boblordylordyhowie
      @boblordylordyhowie 2 місяці тому +2

      I have heard Americans wonder why we stole their language. Yes dear, we stole it and made it more complicated.

    • @dcrot9109
      @dcrot9109 2 місяці тому

      @@Nick_80599 it is so ture, work in card customers service and chip and pin is still just getting set up/started in usa . .. they don't even know what wireless debit payment machines are. interact

  • @foxtail753
    @foxtail753 Рік тому +66

    European here:
    On every trip to the USA, I feel like I enter a twilight zone from the moment I cross the US border until the moment I leave the USA. During my stays in the States, without missing a week, I am asked questions like: Do you have cars in your country?; Have you seen fireworks before?; How come you speak English, and you haven’t been in the States?; You used PC’s since the early nineties?! Did you get them as a donation from America?...
    It seems that it is hard for many Americans to comprehend that there are parallel technological advancements in other parts of the world that do not feel the necessity to copy America nor are necessarily falling behind.

    • @ascendant95
      @ascendant95 3 місяці тому

      How does it feel to be so proud of your country's history and have to deal with the reality that your country is a VASSAL STATE of the American Empire..................if not forever for hundreds of years. That's why you hate the American people so much and make up fiction stories about them that make them sound dumber than a rhesus monkey. You can't handle the fact that you are under our thumb indefinitely. Hope your great great great grandchildren enjoy that just as much as you do.

    • @catherinerobilliard7662
      @catherinerobilliard7662 2 місяці тому +6

      More like the reverse. At one time the US only recognised patents registered in the US, it was a big money earner until invention after invention had two inventors, the genuine one and the other Thomas Edison or similar crook. It took the Paris Convention to bring the US into line with the rest of the world.

    • @dcrot9109
      @dcrot9109 2 місяці тому +4

      and they do not know how far behind they are with everyday technological advancements that have been in other parts of the world for decades already LOL

    • @thomaswolfgang81
      @thomaswolfgang81 Місяць тому

      I'm a German and been living here since 1991. I have so many stories and am going to write it all down. Soon I'll be back in Germany.

    • @karlbmiles
      @karlbmiles 7 днів тому

      Please! These several encounters with Americans are all contrived. You can do better. Under what circumstances would a stranger ask any of those questions? It's just not plausible.
      For instance, why did the American ask "and you haven't been in the States?", when you declare that you've had many stays in the States. How do you explain that contradiction? Did this conversation happen on your first visit to the States?

  • @Onnarashi
    @Onnarashi Рік тому +166

    "The British are so close to Europe."
    It's almost as if...they're IN Europe.

    • @Carnilon1
      @Carnilon1 Рік тому +38

      Even the British themselves are in denial about that.

    • @keithrudd8003
      @keithrudd8003 Рік тому +16

      ‘Denial, don’t think so ……. We know we are classed as part of the European continent, we definitely are not part of the E.U.

    • @ThibauddeLaMarnierre
      @ThibauddeLaMarnierre Рік тому +4

      Not anymore… thanks.

    • @bodybalanceU2
      @bodybalanceU2 Рік тому

      @@keithrudd8003 you use to be until the idiots in your country voted for brexit - talk about biting your nose off to spite your face

    • @jlessien3826
      @jlessien3826 Рік тому +28

      ​@@ThibauddeLaMarnierre you're still a European country, only no longer a part of the European Union my dear chap. Am Belgium by the way.

  • @drwhotardis
    @drwhotardis Рік тому +87

    In 2015 I (an Australian) was travelling down the east coast of the USA and I remember in New York I was asked by a waitress how long I'd been away from "Austria". I told her I had never been, I was from Australia. She replied, " Isn't Austria short for Australia? You know like an abbreviation."

    • @petergustafsson1670
      @petergustafsson1670 Рік тому +8

      You should have shown her the first page of google pic search results for the two countries. Not many similarities.

    • @stixoimatizontas
      @stixoimatizontas 7 місяців тому

      You should say "kangaroos dumbass , not cows".😂😂😂😂

    • @user-hr5pc3rt2n
      @user-hr5pc3rt2n 3 місяці тому

      United Stations are continuously confusing Austria, Argentina and Australia. WOW.

    • @robertshiell887
      @robertshiell887 Місяць тому

      No, just no!

  • @g.d2450
    @g.d2450 Рік тому +125

    had a holiday in Vegas many years ago and caught the monorail whilst talking to my father in-law an American guy heard our accent and got all excited and asked if we were from Northern Ireland as well.. we said yes and he asked did we know his friend and proceed to grab a man a few feet away from him to present him to us... we all burst out laughing at the idea that a country of over 1.8million people and he thinks we all know each other by name....... but turned out the guy only lived a few miles from us 😂😂😂

    • @kujouk
      @kujouk Рік тому +14

      Doesn't matter where you go. We had a similar experience in Anglesey( i know, not far) parked up and a bloke saw the number plate and asked where we were from, turns out about 5 mile from him.

    • @charlestaylor9424
      @charlestaylor9424 Рік тому +21

      I was chatting to a visiting Canadian and he said he wanted to check out his ancestry so he was going to Tullibody to look at their graves. Now I'm originally from the next village to Tullibody so I asked his name and I recognised it. I pulled up my family tree and his parents were on it. We were distant cousins.

    • @IGSkaarj
      @IGSkaarj Рік тому +9

      It really is a small world. I was on holiday in Australia once, and was on one of the Steam Boats on the Murray river. Got the chance to meet the Captain of the boat. Turns out he used to work on the same Naval base that I used to here in England 😄

    • @helens3693
      @helens3693 Рік тому +11

      We moved to Australia and saw a family at a party that looked familiar. They had lived in the next street to us in England, but we'd never spoken to them until that day.

    • @keithcaldwell7673
      @keithcaldwell7673 Рік тому +2

      Argued with 1 when I asked why she was celebrating a welshman on St. Patrick's day and playing Scottish bagpipes

  • @FabulousFadz
    @FabulousFadz Рік тому +36

    In 2015, days after arriving in Maryland, a bunch of us were out one day and there was a very loud and opinionated guy (friendly though) who was chatting with a group near ours. At one point he starts saying how many black people never go to Africa and turns around and singles me out and says, "Like you, my brother, I can tell you've never been to Africa!" My response is the one thing that got him to keep quiet, "Dude, I'm from Zimbabwe. I just got here on Monday". Everybody in that place laughed and his volume was low afterwards.

  • @WelshmaninNorthCarolina
    @WelshmaninNorthCarolina Рік тому +144

    I'm originally from Wales, now living in North Carolina, a work colleague asked where I was from, I told him Wales, he thought I drove home every day, another thought Wales was in Chicago!!!

  • @QuizzestesTactics
    @QuizzestesTactics Рік тому +124

    I was teaching English in Japan and when a teacher from America found out I was from the UK she loudly asked "Do you teach proper American English? You should be teaching American English so the students understand both"
    I asked her if she teaches British English as well as American and she replied "No, because she is American"

    • @LadyKurta
      @LadyKurta Рік тому

      "a teacher from America".... 💀 They're fucked up

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Рік тому +13

      Sounds like an American. These are the people that still think Canada isn't a democracy and is still ruled by the British. Had an American tell me they didn't understand why we don't have our independence. And my mom had a lovely experience during the summer months when it was in the 30s temperature wise when Americans came up here and were baffled we didn't have snow. My mom told them to "try the Arctic". 😅😅😅

    • @mareky1234
      @mareky1234 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Angel-SachsenYou should ask such people, what would happen if you his Arse of an Australian to hard, that will surely get them totally confused.

    • @johndoeyedoe
      @johndoeyedoe 9 місяців тому

      Wow, whole new level of stupid.

    • @sarahcharron2311
      @sarahcharron2311 7 місяців тому

      I am so sorry you were treated like that :(

  • @micheleosullivan4430
    @micheleosullivan4430 Рік тому +206

    As an American that has been in the UK for nearly eleven years - The dumbest questions or comments my fellow Americans have said or asked me.
    How can you stand waiting months just to see your GP? (I do not) The longest I've ever waited is 10 days for a non-emergency concern. This was on the tale-end of the plague. I've waited longer in the US to see my GP.
    How can you stand living under Socialist Rule? (Please go back to school or google what Socialism is.)
    ...And my favorite. (I'd rather live in Scotland than the UK) This one made me laugh so hard...
    I'm sure there are more, but those are at the top of my head.
    Thanks for the fun video!

    • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
      @faithpearlgenied-a5517 Рік тому +12

      Good god 😂

    • @micheleosullivan4430
      @micheleosullivan4430 Рік тому +6

      @@faithpearlgenied-a5517 I know! :D It's too funny.

    • @gmf121266
      @gmf121266 Рік тому +12

      Like one of the commenters said, I have to say that although stupid is worldwide, the U.S appears to do stupid to a higher level of competency than others. I'm impressed. However, because I'm English, I will put it down to having a far greater populous and consequently there is a far greater chance of coming across those who are comically stupid. 😆

    • @daveweir2292
      @daveweir2292 Рік тому +12

      Living in Scotland is different to living in England, you have to admit.
      But I get your point.

    • @micheleosullivan4430
      @micheleosullivan4430 Рік тому +21

      @@daveweir2292 It was the UK thing. ;) I have been asked how far is Scottland from the UK. I blinked, grinned, and said (zero miles)
      They didn't get it. 🤷

  • @markatherton9361
    @markatherton9361 Рік тому +48

    My daughter who lives in York went on a school trip to New York
    At JFK airport they caught a bus.
    The driver said.
    “You guys speak amazing English for a bunch of Europeans”

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 2 місяці тому +1

      There are 44 countries in Europe.
      English is the second language in nearly all of them.

  • @TimHoverd
    @TimHoverd Рік тому +110

    I lived and worked in the US for a while. We had a new (US) employee in the office and he asked where I came from "Cambridge", I said. "Oh", he said, "Mass". I said no, the original one in England. Whereupon a long discussion about how many of the places in the US were, to his complete surprise, named after places in the rest of the world.
    Worse, this was in Atlanta which is halfway between Rome and Athens...
    Nice guy though! :-)

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el Рік тому +3

      Compared to other peeps stories, he was alr.

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Рік тому +1

      I wonder whether he knew Georgia is also the name of a country.

    • @tripple_R
      @tripple_R 8 місяців тому +4

      Same story, only I'm from Moscow and many Americans asked if I was from Idaho. One guy was very pleased that the capital of the largest country in the world was named after an Americal city. To this day I don't know it he was kidding or not 😂

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +1

      But you see if it's in America that must mean Americans made it first right?

    • @brittking3990
      @brittking3990 3 місяці тому +2

      Not the worst by far…he just assumed Cambridge MA. Now if he didn’t even know there was a city in the UK then yea…that’s bad!

  • @boomeraus0073
    @boomeraus0073 Рік тому +57

    I know a lady that lives there in the US I'm from AU anyways, this was like 15/20 years ago we used to chat on Skype and her & her hubby at the time was talking & she said we need to come over to Australia some time and to keep this short... She asked what's the best way to travel here & we said by plane and she goes " What about by car & she looks at her Hubby & said we can just drive there can't we?" The look on her Hubby's face was priceless HA HA HA we all said to her where do you think Australia is? I can't remember where she said but somewhere down south of the US.

    • @dougwilson4537
      @dougwilson4537 Рік тому +8

      Isn't there that San Diego to Canberra underwater tunnel?
      Whew.... what a drive that is! 😂😂

    • @fionagregory9147
      @fionagregory9147 Рік тому +12

      Did they never look at a world atlas or globe?

    • @robertshiell887
      @robertshiell887 Місяць тому

      Technically she wasn’t wrong!?

  • @captvimes
    @captvimes Рік тому +42

    I helped an American tourist in Frankfurt to the right platform for the Airport. He said my English was really good. I said thanks but I am English. He didnt understand what I meant even when I said I come from England this is my first language...

  • @taniaPBear
    @taniaPBear Рік тому +24

    Guys, stupid is totally universal. I live in Aus. and work in retail, so believe me, I hear stupid every day.

    • @jlessien3826
      @jlessien3826 Рік тому +6

      But the US brings it to a whole new level.

  • @royw-g3120
    @royw-g3120 Рік тому +29

    To me an American who once said you have those quaint sports that no one really plays -like cricket. Dude there are 4x as many fanatical cricket fans in Asia than there are citizens in the US.

    • @suemoore984
      @suemoore984 7 місяців тому +2

      Cricket is played in about 95 countries, some of them quite populous

    • @valentinvas6454
      @valentinvas6454 6 місяців тому

      This is what gets me about some these Americans... Not only they say the dumbest shit but they also say them with such confidence.

  • @benlee8436
    @benlee8436 Рік тому +48

    Comedy gold! From now on I will not be able to help thinking of our new king as Aquaman! Swimming around beneath the waves, talking to seaweed and addressing his whale subjects!

  • @paulhanson5164
    @paulhanson5164 Рік тому +64

    I've only been to the USA once, I spent 3 days in New York in 1989.
    I'm from Birmingham, I was asked if Birmingham was in London, I was asked if England was in France, I was asked if I was Australian because I called somebody mate and Crocodile Dundee says mate, I was told Birmingham was tiny compared to Manchester by a taxi driver who reckoned he'd been to both ( no it isn't but he knew more than me apparently ) and I was told to speak English, but I'll let that one pass as I do have a broad Brummie accent.

    • @Steve-ss6ns
      @Steve-ss6ns Рік тому +7

      The time i went to the USA (New York) everyone thought i was an Aussie too and i'm from London, another bloke said i sounded like a pirate!

    • @ev7575
      @ev7575 Рік тому +8

      I lived in the US for nearly 5 yrs as a kid and the amount of times I was asked if I was from London was insane, even when I clarified that I was from the midlands and London is in the south (at that point I'd been to London only maybe 2 or 3 times), once got told that England was in London a couple times

    • @jessicascoullar3737
      @jessicascoullar3737 Рік тому +10

      My grandparents lived in the US for a few years in the 1970s. They were asked if they came to the USA by bus, from Australia.

    • @TattooedAussieChick
      @TattooedAussieChick Рік тому +6

      Wish I could hear your accent. My dad was a brummie and I miss hearing him speak 😢

    • @paulhanson5164
      @paulhanson5164 Рік тому +7

      @@TattooedAussieChick I'm afraid the best I can offer is a bit of advice, if you want to hear Brummie's watch the tv show Peaky Blinders.
      I no longer live in Brum, recently lost my Mom so I know how much a familiar accent can sooth.

  • @danhodson7187
    @danhodson7187 Рік тому +53

    I was recently in the US and a woman noticed my English accent, she asked me where I was from and I said “I’m from England” to which she replied “I think you mean New England, honey…” 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @cgkennedy
      @cgkennedy Рік тому +24

      I wonder where old England is.

    • @B-A-L
      @B-A-L Рік тому +10

      Good job you weren't from Jersey or she really would have been confused.

    • @sarahpena9501
      @sarahpena9501 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AapVanDieKaap
      @AapVanDieKaap 6 місяців тому +4

      They don't even seem to realize their country is just a split from England. You ARE Englishmen yourselves. The Americans are those ones with feathers.

  • @rettawhinnery
    @rettawhinnery Рік тому +45

    When I was a kid (I'm an American from Kansas), I didn't really believe that anyone lived in Rhode Island, because it was too little on the map. The state name wouldn't even fit on it. Fortunately, that ignorance didn't last long.

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 Рік тому +16

      Well you were a kid.
      It's the comments that come from adults that worry me

  • @hannofranz7973
    @hannofranz7973 Рік тому +34

    What made me feel a bit annoyed at times when I was travelling through the USA that for the mere fact of being German I was considered an expert on Nationalsocialism and expected to be always willing to talk about this topic. Others thought it would be a terrible taboo for us. I often thought, gosh, you've got an obsession with this issue not me.

    • @jlessien3826
      @jlessien3826 Рік тому

      Fun fact though, it was the US who financed Hitler's election campaign.

    • @michellebrown4903
      @michellebrown4903 10 місяців тому +2

      I'm genuinely surprised that they linked the two together. I did my Commercial Pilot's licence in South East Missouri, admittedly, not the most sophisticated part of the US.
      I had made some local friends, and we were sitting having a few brewskis and watching TV when suddenly Hitler at Nuremberg comes on ." What an asshole " l said . " Who is it? " they asked.
      I nearly fell out of my chair . This was in the 80s , and I assume they now all vote for Trump.

    • @bugsygoo
      @bugsygoo 25 днів тому

      Well, I mean, you guys invented it, so...

  • @Alcagaur1
    @Alcagaur1 Рік тому +11

    "It doesn't make sense to speak Spanish if you're not Mexican." I am reminded of the classic Bud Bundy observation about what happens when "you pour a gallon of knowledge into a shotglass of a brain. Something's gonna spill."

  • @jca111
    @jca111 Рік тому +27

    I lived in Michigan for a few years, and told one American I'm from Wales. They said you're Australian. I said no Wales the country. They said yes... In Australia. They would not have it that Wales was not in Australia.

    • @midwestamericans3806
      @midwestamericans3806  Рік тому +2

      Wow!

    • @trevormillar1576
      @trevormillar1576 Рік тому +6

      They were probably thinking of New South Wales.

    • @mllesamedi84
      @mllesamedi84 Рік тому +3

      Probably. But they could have wondered why it is called "New" South Wales...

    • @bingofingers
      @bingofingers Рік тому +5

      There seems to be a common theme in these stories of people trying to explain why the person is wrong but they refuse to agree and even get cross. I think this is a uniquely US thing to assume you right and to be intellectually incurious as to the fact you might be wrong. Not all Americans obviously.

  • @old.not.too.grumpy.
    @old.not.too.grumpy. Рік тому +69

    Durring the early 1990s I worked taking "more mature" people round The Peak District national park Derbyshire England
    Too many too mention here are a few
    .... it was so nice that places serverd coffee just because Americans where visiting
    ....we took bets on who from each tour would be the most surprised when we drove passed McDonalds
    ....being asked what we did for Thanksgiving and 4th of July but being surprised we celebrated Christmas
    .... why a house dating from 1570s was built over looking a freeway
    .... why did we use a bus with a door on the left side as that was very confusing
    .... but my favourite the first words said to me by one lady..... "I hope everyone in the hotel is like you and can speak English, they didn't last time I was in Europe"

    • @kujouk
      @kujouk Рік тому +19

      I would love to go on them trips and pretend I was from USA, that would be funny, book me in, I speak fluent English, well almost, I'm from Rotherham but willing to learn.

    • @jackwaycombe
      @jackwaycombe Рік тому +6

      Working with Scottish tourism a couple of decades ago, I was more than once congratulated by Americans on how well I spoke American. They assumed it was my second language - not sure what they imagined my first might be.

    • @jlessien3826
      @jlessien3826 Рік тому +2

      The CONTINENT Europe counts 51 countries, with each his own language. Maybe very difficult to grasp for a less civilized country like the US.

    • @old.not.too.grumpy.
      @old.not.too.grumpy. Рік тому +2

      @@jlessien3826 however when you in country called England you'd expect people to be able to speak English 🤣

    • @mish375
      @mish375 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@old.not.too.grumpy.The Americans think they invented English. It might come as a shock to those people when they realize the English people invented a language called "English". Shocker, right.😅

  • @OrkarIsberEstar
    @OrkarIsberEstar Рік тому +10

    i can relate to the spanish thing...i once practisd latin with a friend of mine in a cafe - then this woman comes along and listens in
    "your spanish sounds weird"
    "ahm...yeah because its not spanish its latin."
    "Honey naming it something else doesnt make it less racist"
    "huh?"
    "White people speaking spanish is offensive"
    "....how?"
    "you are appropriating the mexican culture"
    "....you are aware that...SPANiSH....was spoken by...SPANIARDS....in places like....SPAIN....centuries before it ever got to the americas right?"
    "oh dont be silly spain is a language not a country"

    • @sarahpena9501
      @sarahpena9501 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you should've google Spain in front of her...

    • @shadowfox009x
      @shadowfox009x 2 місяці тому +2

      Confuse her even more by pointing out that Spanish people are white.

  • @azabujuban-hito8085
    @azabujuban-hito8085 Рік тому +11

    I'm from Switzerland, and there's one american guy said that I could not claim myself as a European because according to him Switzerland and Europe are two different countries. Sigh.

  • @stewedfishproductions7959
    @stewedfishproductions7959 Рік тому +35

    Even in Spain, they speak different variations of the language e.g. Castilian or Andalusian. In fact there are 11 recognised (distinct), 'Spanish Dialects' spoken across the world; while they can all communicate with one another, they speak different types of Spanish. One in the 'UK BOT'* is the Gibraltarian, Llanito. It's a combination of Andalusian Spanish and British English (but also influenced by Genoese, Hebrew, Maltese and Portuguese).
    EDIT: *Sorry, meant to say a BOT = a British Overseas Territory (and a holder of a UK Passport can just travel there as if it where part of Great Britain & Northern Ireland).

  • @williampearson7258
    @williampearson7258 Рік тому +50

    I was In America and Had been there three weeks was at a lunch and was asked by an American how long have I been In America I said three weeks and they said that I do speak very good English for being over here In America I come from Scotland.

    • @micheleosullivan4430
      @micheleosullivan4430 Рік тому +8

      I'm not sure I would have been able to resist face-palming... 🤦‍♀

    • @dougwilson4537
      @dougwilson4537 Рік тому +5

      😁I'm amazed they could understand you.
      😂The Scottish accent sometimes doesn't travel well.😂
      (btw) I'm from Nova Scotia, and my grandparent were from Scotland. 😊 Cheers!

    • @rlosangeleskings
      @rlosangeleskings Рік тому +1

      It would have been a worse insult had you came from Wales...😹😹😹

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Рік тому

      @@dougwilson4537 Actually until the last couple of decades, residents of Inverness, the Capital City of the Highlands, were credited with speaking the best Queen's English, in the UK. Unfortunately, an influx of east coast Scots and retiring English folk have spoiled that reputation.

    • @suzannehaigh4281
      @suzannehaigh4281 Рік тому

      @@Thurgosh_OG That is strange, I have relatives ibn Scotland and lived there for 12 years yet have never herd that before.

  • @ramadaxl
    @ramadaxl 5 місяців тому +3

    It's mid 80's and in S.E. London...I was in a local pub having a drink with my then g/f. An American ( what the hell an American was doing in a pub in Brixton of all places I never found out )...anyway...he was a bit drunk...probably having drunk a pint of REAL beer. He came over to me and declared that I shouldn't be going out with a black girl...IN BRIXTON ?
    That's pretty near being fucking suicidal.
    We did get a laugh from the crowd though...when I turned to her with a fake shocked look on my face and said 'NO!!...you never told me you were black !
    Got bought a few drinks from other people there that night :-)

  • @KuldarJ
    @KuldarJ Рік тому +89

    As an European, I'm starting a petition for the whole world to come together and build a wall around the us, PLEASE!

  • @dominikakratochvil860
    @dominikakratochvil860 Рік тому +26

    My uncle used to work in US as dishwasher, and people was surprised we have houses in Czech Republic. He told them everyone live in house (or apartment), he used to live in brick house and had Škoda car, which are pretty common in our country (almost all houses are brick ones, and Škoda is made there). But were extremly expensive in US. They thought he is rich and so he don’t need that work, they fired him for it.

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 Рік тому +7

      There's one of these where a teacher was surprised Canadians had cars 😂
      come on 80% of Canadians are within a couple of hours of the border, they aren't even that far away.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Рік тому +5

      ​@@lizcollinson2692They still think we live in igloos. I can confirm we do in fact have houses and cars here in Canada.

    • @hungariangiraffe6361
      @hungariangiraffe6361 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@lizcollinson2692that fact that it was a teacher explains a lot

  • @FINNSTIGAT0R
    @FINNSTIGAT0R Рік тому +18

    As I'm from Finland I don't expect Americans to know anything about my country. Even the Swedes don't really, ACTUALLY know anything about Finland, and we have a land border to them, and used to be a part of Sweden for like 600 years.
    So I'm happy if someone from Europe knows something about us, and outside of Europe it's going to be a celebration on the streets 🎉

    • @trevorfolker3665
      @trevorfolker3665 Рік тому +2

      I'm English, from England, geographically part of Europe - and I have but one word to say to you - NIGHTWISH!

    • @bingofingers
      @bingofingers Рік тому

      You know there is a conspiracy theory on the internet that Finland doesn't exist... That's how ignorant some people are. They think Finland is a country made up by the UN post WW2.

    • @leffed2109
      @leffed2109 Рік тому

      As a Swede I can confirm we know very little of Finland. We probably (definently) know more about America 😂 Its sad but true.

    • @viderethevaccinatorfromhol7536
      @viderethevaccinatorfromhol7536 7 місяців тому

      ​@@trevorfolker3665❤❤❤

    • @royw-g3120
      @royw-g3120 7 місяців тому

      We know that JRR Tolkien based his High-Elven language on Finnish. The common elvish dialect was based on Welsh, two rather different languages.

  •  Рік тому +27

    The coworker with the snapped ID? Should have asked the cashier and/or manager for their ID. To prove that any ID can be broken like that. Since *they* claimed a real ID can't, only fake IDs can be snapped, there wouldn't have been any risk, right?
    But of course, people like that are not reachable with logic.

  • @sissi6013
    @sissi6013 Рік тому +6

    I'm from Europe and I was traveling in the USA. A US-American woman asked me if we have shops and cinemas in Europe. I was shocked by her ignorance.

  • @LadyKurta
    @LadyKurta Рік тому +9

    Someone from USA told me I wasn't latina because I'm white. They also didn't believe Argentina is a mostly white country 😐 they actually didn't know Argentina was in south America tho 😅

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 Рік тому +1

      Welcome to my world. They also didn't know the first map of America was in 1507 and was placed in present day Argentina😅

    • @arnolddavies6734
      @arnolddavies6734 5 місяців тому

      Why am I not surprised ?

  • @EgoundderRest
    @EgoundderRest Рік тому +15

    And a country with such intelligent people has atomic bombs. So sad.

    • @nox8730
      @nox8730 3 місяці тому

      Well, according to them, they used it to happily murder civilians all for the greater good. Absolutely not because they were terrified that the russians were advancing so fast in Korea and may threaten their dictatorial wet dreams for post war hegemony. You know, after all, an american who bombs civilians in Vietnam, Irak, Germany or even France (allied country), only thinks of democracy, certainly nothing to do with oil, stealing ressources or being cowards. Because being born an american is being immune to being wrong, obviously. This is this kind of enlightened place that unilateraly claims to be the "leader of the free world". To our delight, certainly. We clamored so much for it, and have so much respect for our governments that still maintain some degree of diplomatic ties with them. Because, as i just said, they care so much about freedom and democracy, we always feel this warmth spread in our chest. Not because of fury, no. Because of genuine inspiration. Ultimately, what is necessary to be legitimate to have the atomic bomb and use it with impunity is not brains or wisdom. It is self-proclaim rightheousnes. They certainly don't lack of such high moral ground, especially when compared to all those other envious peasants out there. I always feel humbled by their revolutionary take on things.

  • @oliverstianhugaas7493
    @oliverstianhugaas7493 Рік тому +7

    My sweetest "American moment" was when i was visiting the USA and a friend asked me why i did not drive and i said that i did not bring my drivers license, to that she asked me "But how do you get on airplanes then?" As only around 12 % of United Stater's have *PASSPORTS* i can understand how it can be confusing.

  • @nigelhyde279
    @nigelhyde279 Рік тому +23

    It’s not the big spiders you have to worry about. The small ones are more deadly.

    • @helens3693
      @helens3693 Рік тому +4

      As a little English girl my nana taught me to pick spiders up and put them outside. That advice was not great after we moved to Australia. The one and only time my dad smacked me was as I reached for a not so friendly redback. Although, it didn't stop me running through the bush barefoot, I just didn't deliberately reach for spiders again 😂

  • @mjcm6453
    @mjcm6453 Рік тому +5

    Well, that the citizens of the USA define themselves as Americans is something idiotic, a person born in Chile is also American, because America is a continent, not a country.

  • @voidseeker4394
    @voidseeker4394 Рік тому +26

    First device that could be fully identified as programmable computer, was developed in early 19th century by British engineer Charles Babbage and programmed by Ada Lovelace. It was mechanical machine, but it featured all concepts that we associate with computers. Generally speaking, computers weren't invented abruptly, the idea was familiar to mathematicians for centuries, and a lotof prototypes were made around the world during mainly 19th and 20th centuries.

    • @kujouk
      @kujouk Рік тому

      Did it actually work? you could even say the abacus was a computer but I think modern electrical computing was Turin. All inventions are just a progression.

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 Рік тому +3

      @@kujouk abacus is not a computer, as it can't execute program. Also, do you seriously think Turing machine actually worked? It's just a concept, it can't even be built. It includes INFINITE tape :)

    • @dave_h_8742
      @dave_h_8742 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kujouk Turing didn't invent the first electrical computing machine the GPO had machines that used lights and hole punched tape. Ernie flowers and others at Bletchley park did that before Turing continued the upgrade process.

    • @dave_h_8742
      @dave_h_8742 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kujouk PS. The science museum in London has a modern copy of the Babbage machine and it works perfectly.

    • @peterjackson4763
      @peterjackson4763 Рік тому +3

      @@dave_h_8742 Turing published the mathematical ides of the general purpose computer before WW2. That was a major breakthrough in theoretical mathematics.
      There were analogue computers at that time but they were not general purpose. There were also some electromechanical computers.
      Some Polish mathematicians built machines to break a version of the enigma code but they stopped working when the Germans made changes.
      Turing and others at Bletchley park built machines inspired by that but their version was more flexible so coped when the Germans made further changes. I believe both of those were electromechanical.
      Those machines were not flexible to handle the Lorenz code so the people came up with a design for a machine that could and it was passed to Tommy Flowers. He changed the design into something that would work and built the original Collosus which was and electronic digital programmable computer but it was not general purpose per Turing;s definition. Several machines were made and some were sent to the USA.
      The Americans built the first electronic digital programmable general purpose computer - ENIAC. Like Collosus it was programmed by moving cables around.
      The first electronic digital general purpose stored program computer, i.e. the first computer in the modern sense, to run a program from memory was the Manchester Mark I. The first to be fully working though was the EDSAC in Cambridge.

  • @adiarainfoster
    @adiarainfoster Рік тому +7

    that cashier could have gone to jail or at least been fined heavily for breaking the ID like that. I believe it's considered a government document and is technically still owned BY the government and what she did was highly illegal.

  • @Geneva742
    @Geneva742 Рік тому +21

    I visited Miami back in the 80’s and called into a store to buy some gifts. The woman behind the counter asked me where I was from and I told her I was from Wales. She then asked me if I knew the address of Eric Clapton’s accountant???? like I was suppose to know everyone in Wales.🤔🤔🤔

    • @kujouk
      @kujouk Рік тому +5

      Are you saying you don't? Wales is so small compared to Yorkshire, and I know everyone 🤣

    • @kujouk
      @kujouk Рік тому

      @Vesa Seppälä Didn't he have brothers as well?

  • @keithhutson5930
    @keithhutson5930 Рік тому +15

    The one with the Irish girl being told she's not Irish because she's black that series is a good one

  • @ctydecks
    @ctydecks Рік тому +5

    I was told that I have a nice accent, 'so I replied, I like your accent too! That woman went of the wall by saying she wouldn't have an accent.

  • @ThibauddeLaMarnierre
    @ThibauddeLaMarnierre Рік тому +7

    Everything is bigger in the USA. INCLUDING ignorance.

  • @TroyTempest1
    @TroyTempest1 Рік тому +12

    I remember going to a play on Shaftesbury Avenue in London in the early 1980’s. The only two people in the audience was a young American man and myself, however for some reason they sat us both together. He said he had a couple of hours spare the following day and wanted to know, where Stonehenge was and how to get there without a car. I suggested that was a tad ambitious as it is in Wiltshire and not easy to get to by public transport. As soon as the play started he fell asleep for the entire performance including the interval. Funny, I still wonder to this day if he ever got to Stonehenge.

  • @amandaely9983
    @amandaely9983 Рік тому +27

    I get so upset when I tell people I’m from Narnia…. 😂😂😂

    • @kujouk
      @kujouk Рік тому +3

      Them doors must be getting knackered these days 😉

    • @bodybalanceU2
      @bodybalanceU2 Рік тому

      why do you get upset - the thought of being from narnia causes you great depression 🤔

    • @jpassen5980
      @jpassen5980 4 місяці тому

      Yeah…and why abbreviate your country’s name? Call it by its proper name, Banania!

    • @leenorman853
      @leenorman853 3 місяці тому

      Narnia is a town in Italy.

    • @carlobellinaso4974
      @carlobellinaso4974 Місяць тому

      You're right, Narnia is the ancient name of Narni, which is located in Umbria, but I think she refers to the "Chronicles of Narnia", a series of fantasy novels written by C.S. Lewis.

  • @ayumis5452
    @ayumis5452 5 місяців тому +1

    I met an American guy who’s been living and working in Japan for 8 years but doesn’t speak Japanese a bit. He asked me where I learned English, so I answered at school, but I made an improvement while I was at university in Europe, or more precisely in Sweden because as exchange students our common language was often in English. I said that at the same time I regret that I didn’t study Swedish harder because I couldn’t be fluent as I expected, as every Swedish I met spoke English so fluently.
    Then he said, ‘why you want to study a dead language?’ he actually said that! I said ‘what do you mean a dead language?’ and he said ‘well if they speak English so fluently, then English IS their language and Swedish is a dead language right?’
    I was speechless. I thought that was so rude and wrong, and I could only say ‘you can’t say that!’ and he was like ‘why not?? its true!’
    after a few rounds of conversation he turned out to believe that many more countries adopt English as their language and stop speaking the original language, and he thought it was a good thing!!
    I said there are people who just speak multiple languages. Becoming able to speak other language doesn’t mean the original language is dead. but he kept saying ‘but if more people speak English that’s a good thing’. He even said ‘Learning Swedish is like learning Ainu or Ryukyu language right? what’s the point?’
    *Ainu and Ryukyu are both Japan’s indigenous group of people and their language is coming to extinction due to Japan’s historical occupation, and people are trying so hard to preserve their culture
    That was such a rude, wrong and even more insensitive example. How can a white American, who also has horrible historical suppression towards native Americans, say such thing!
    I said he could instead learn Japanese since he’s been living here for 8 years, and he was like ‘me? Japanese? nah I don’t think so!’
    he asked me on a second date but I said I don’t think so.

  • @TheKira699
    @TheKira699 Рік тому +8

    It is a crime to actually destroy a valid ID...I would have called the police and pressed charges on her. Cops could have looked at the info on the license and verified it was valid.

  • @Wontonsouplyfe
    @Wontonsouplyfe Рік тому +27

    In high school, a girl asked me where I’m from and I said I was born in Taiwan but raised in Hong Kong. She was like “oh Hong Kong? Cool, you guys speak Chinese right?” I replied “we speak Cantonese there yes”. She looked confused and said “I thought you guys spoke Chinese?” I was like uhhhh and said “Cantonese is a Chinese language, there’s over 300 languages in China”. She was like “wow I had no idea!”….yeah clearly

    • @niniseconda5839
      @niniseconda5839 Рік тому +1

      oh shit, that's actually news to me! nice to know 😊

  • @MoonlightAce69
    @MoonlightAce69 Рік тому +12

    I was recently in Tokyo and while I was there I witnessed an American at the front desk of the hotel I was staying at and neither side could understand one another, so since I knew a decent bit of Japanese I offered to translate. Afterwards we got into the same lift along with a Japanese woman and the guy asks me questions about where I'm from and when I said I'm from Australia he asked if I had driven or flown to Tokyo...

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Рік тому +3

      Australians got that Jesus upgrade to their cars so that they can drive on water.😂😂😂 Seriously though, that's hilarious.

    • @Blayda1
      @Blayda1 3 місяці тому +3

      @@mish375 Jesus upgrade ,,, Im crying,, thats the funniest thing ive heard all week :D .

  • @SailorYuki
    @SailorYuki Рік тому +10

    Speaking of TSA, I was visiting America for vacay and I had a brand new passport. You know those things do expire. Something that completly confused the TSA agents. They asked if I had been to America before, and I said I had. TSA: BuT yOu hAvE nO StaMPs!!1 ME: it's a brand new passport. Stamps don't get transfered over to the new one.
    I ended up spending over an hour being interogated by Imigration officers about why I didn't have stamps in my passport if I had been here before.

  • @Oznej
    @Oznej Рік тому +6

    If it's any consolation, Americans aren't the only ones kept ignorant about the rest of the world. When I lived in China, I once had an older Chinese guy try for 15 minutes to convince me, a Swede, that Sweden isn't a country but a city - the capital of Germany, in fact.
    Though I will say it irks me a bit when, for instance, someone writes 'the country' online without specifying further, or say things like 'the internet is American, so please speak English'.
    Thank you so much for doing this reaction, it gives me some hope for the US, at least. :)

    • @bugsygoo
      @bugsygoo 25 днів тому

      It's a country? I thought it was a province of Denmark...😬

  • @darkiee69
    @darkiee69 Рік тому +11

    I knew that guy was a Dane as soon as he opened his mouth, and I think I can even tell what region in Denmark he's from based on his accent alone.

    • @bugsygoo
      @bugsygoo 25 днів тому +1

      That was one hell of a strong accent.

  • @janrogers8352
    @janrogers8352 Рік тому +3

    An American tourist visiting Windsor asked why the castle (almost 1,000 years old) had been built on the flightpath for Heathrow airport. Ours are genuine buildings built way back, not some recent copy like you find in a theme park.

  • @lunacougar
    @lunacougar Рік тому +12

    I had someone from Baltimore who asked, "do you celebrate Christmas in England"?!

    • @B-A-L
      @B-A-L Рік тому +3

      I had that once too to which I replied 'Well if you mean do we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ and not the invention of the Coca Cola Santa then yes we do.'

    • @jlessien3826
      @jlessien3826 Рік тому

      No, we killed Santa a long time ago, but we still worship the elves.

    • @trevormillar1576
      @trevormillar1576 Рік тому

      You should have said " No, we do Saturnalia instead; wr dance round trees naked, sacrifice Virgins, and have a gigantic orgy."

    • @Carole.P
      @Carole.P 5 місяців тому +2

      Yes, we do, but we do it in style, with real plates, a fork and knife 😂

  • @davidpaylor5666
    @davidpaylor5666 3 місяці тому +2

    A friend of mine worked as a tour guide in Stratford-upon-Avon but lost her job for laughing at an American tourist who had asked her, in all seriousness, what "that Shakespeare guy had done to get so famous". She wasn't laughing because this person wasn't familiar with Shakespeare, it was because she'd spent thousands of dollars to come to the UK, then signed up for a trip to Stratford-upon-Avon but still hadn't thought to find out why. Stratford's nice but no-one would visit without the Shakespeare connection.

  • @GrandduchessAnastasia-ko5rg
    @GrandduchessAnastasia-ko5rg Рік тому +5

    Canadian here. My sister in law works at the local McDonald's and she said American's come in and speak very slowly when placing their order. The cashier said, "okay...what..can I...get ..you." They were so shocked. They said, "I thought you all spoke French in Canada. She also said that they get very mad that they can't order the same thing in Canada as they have in America.

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 Рік тому

      Last time I went to Canada and looked on a map, Canada was still in America. Was it moved to another continent while I was asleep?😅

    • @GrandduchessAnastasia-ko5rg
      @GrandduchessAnastasia-ko5rg Рік тому

      @@fabirkemarian6370 don't you know the difference between Canada and the USA? Look it up.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Рік тому +1

      ​@@fabirkemarian6370
      Canada is in North America. If you call us Canadians Americans, it means you're saying we're from the USA. And we do not want to be mistaken for them.

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 11 місяців тому

      @@mish375 Would anybody?

    • @mish375
      @mish375 11 місяців тому

      @@peterpain6625 No, no they would not.

  • @stuartframe-zl8vv
    @stuartframe-zl8vv Рік тому +23

    Everything that wants to kill you in under 30 minutes lives in or around Australia you should probably visit New Zealand I hear that the fellowship has the whole "orc" thing pretty much under control.

    • @midwestamericans3806
      @midwestamericans3806  Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @bodybalanceU2
      @bodybalanceU2 Рік тому

      dont think so never heard of the mongrel mob - they are pretty orcish to me and are not under control by any fellowship

    • @B-A-L
      @B-A-L Рік тому +1

      The Dwarves are a lot angrier than the Orcs though and watch out for walking talking trees! Actually do Ents talk or bark?

    • @mystik.mermayde.aotearoa
      @mystik.mermayde.aotearoa Рік тому

      Yes definitely come to New Zealand instead of Oz! The only thing that will kill you over here is the price of living 🤣🤣🤣

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 11 місяців тому

      @@mystik.mermayde.aotearoa Stop shopping at New World then ;) No seriously. Prices went way up as far as i've seen. The AirBNB i went to twice for ~NZD60 is not at NZD92 and they're not doing that to rip people off i recon. Is it really like ~50% in 4 years?

  • @RichDoes..
    @RichDoes.. Рік тому +3

    my first visit to America in the 70's , aged 10, I was asked do you have television... I politely explained (whilst laughing) we invented it!

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX 8 місяців тому +1

    People from the US get Sweden and Switzerland mixed up quite a lot. I thought it was a joke but it's happened like four times already, which is five times too many.
    The worst stupidity I ever encountered was arguing about the very American notion that being poor is due to some character flaw/moral failing of the individual... with a poor American. And they were arguing FOR it. It boggles my mind and is quite sad.

  • @BitsBytesBobs
    @BitsBytesBobs Рік тому +13

    I lived in Nashville for 4 years. Whilst in Lowes, the server asked where in Australia I was from, I said London (being ironic), she said 'London is in Australia?'

    • @johnkean6852
      @johnkean6852 Рік тому +1

      There is Paris in Texas, London in Ontario and East London in Jamaica.

    • @BitsBytesBobs
      @BitsBytesBobs Рік тому +6

      @@johnkean6852 Yeah, I know. However, I do not sound Australian! I sound very British.

    • @Robob0027
      @Robob0027 Рік тому

      @@johnkean6852 Also one of the larger cities in South Africa is called East London. Much bigger that East London in Jamaica.

    • @robertgriffith8857
      @robertgriffith8857 Рік тому +3

      BitsBytesBobs: I am also from the UK and have had similar experiences when visiting the USA. The number of times I've been asked what part of Australia I'm from amazes me!

    • @richardpooley9068
      @richardpooley9068 Рік тому +1

      Yes, lots of people thought I was from Oz when I worked in the USA. Not Manchester.

  • @wilkvanburen
    @wilkvanburen 27 днів тому +2

    The man who had his ID snapped in half, should have called the police himself. If you destroy a government issued ID card, you can be arrested for it and I've actually heard of people being arrested for it.

  • @RicardoSilva-tb1fx
    @RicardoSilva-tb1fx Рік тому +3

    I'from Portugal, and the first time I went to the States, a guy in a bar asked me if in my country we have dinosaurs amung us. And I kindly answered - Yes, we have! Actually, I ride one to the office! On this trip to U.S. I was with an Austrian friend, and a taxi driver asked us where we came from. Austria and Portugal. He stopped the cab truns to us and, very angry, he said, " In English is Australia, not Austria." We couldn't believe in what we herded. Funny times in the States.

  • @johndell3642
    @johndell3642 7 місяців тому +2

    My uncle would work part-time as a guide on one of the tour buses that run around Stratford-on-Avon in England. He would do a commentary as they passed the various places of interest. One day he became aware that there was a French family on the bus who did not understand English, so he asked if there was anyone on the bus who could speak French to translate his commentary. One American came forward who said he could speak French and would be happy to translate. As my uncle gave his commentary the American repeated it in English, but with an Inspector Clouseau style French accent. At first, my uncle thought he was just having a laugh - but no, this American genuinely thought that French was just English with a "French" accent.

    • @No1grandma74
      @No1grandma74 29 днів тому

      🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️

  • @helenagreenwood2305
    @helenagreenwood2305 Рік тому +15

    I'm British 🇬🇧 (English) I was on holiday in Greece a few years ago and got chatting to a couple while we were on a fishing trip - I said whereabouts in Australia are you from - because of their accent - they said South Africa lmao 😆😆😆😆😆 I felt a proper dumbo how did I mistake South African accent for Australian 🙄🤷

    • @samfromthorne
      @samfromthorne Рік тому +4

      They have very similar vowel pronunciations so that’s a common mistake.

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 Рік тому +1

      I would ask where they're from rather than assuming

    • @patrickporter6536
      @patrickporter6536 5 місяців тому

      Most people do, very common mistake!

    • @Blayda1
      @Blayda1 3 місяці тому

      I love the South African accent ,, its cool !.

    • @patrickporter6536
      @patrickporter6536 3 місяці тому

      I like MY S. African accent.

  • @nancybruno7351
    @nancybruno7351 Рік тому +2

    I was recently on a zoom call at work with hundreds of people. I worked at JP Morgan. The woman running the asked where people were from dialing in. One gentleman said Ireland and she proceeded to exclaim, "oh, the UK" has joined the call. No one said anything not even the caller. He wasn't from Northern Ireland. Americans never realize Ireland is its own country.

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 Рік тому +1

      How embarrassing, she probably thinks the Irish I.R.A. is an acronym for individual retirement account.
      No idea of the many years of the horrible war between Ireland and Northern Ireland because they became 2 separate countries almost century ago.

  • @billtone1
    @billtone1 Рік тому +5

    Love the chemistry between you guys , you absolutely bounce off each other 👍

  • @amandapittar9398
    @amandapittar9398 29 днів тому +1

    I was at university in Scotland. We had American students. They honestly thought they were an hour or two from London AND Paris by road. They didn’t understand that they were on an island. We spent an entire tutorial reducating them on geography. One was about to “go to London for dinner” by taxi. At that time a 12hour trip. At least. The two of them were shocked. They hadn’t realised the UK was an island…… one was almost in tears. You would have thought she was on a remote, uninhabited island in the pacific. She went home the next vacation.

  • @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity
    @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity Рік тому +4

    Dumbest thing an American ever said to me “you’re speaking American” when we were both in England 😂

    • @arnolddavies6734
      @arnolddavies6734 5 місяців тому +1

      Should have told him “I’m not speaking American, you’re speaking English”.

    • @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity
      @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity 5 місяців тому +1

      @@arnolddavies6734 nah I can’t correct them on it, I’d rather them make a fool of themselves… having an American around makes me feel more clever. 😂

  • @soccxcross
    @soccxcross 2 місяці тому +2

    Wit would get the better of me in this scenario -
    "You speak English out there too?!"
    "Only on the weekends"

  • @helenwood8482
    @helenwood8482 Рік тому +5

    This is why we love the intelligent Americans like you.

  • @BigNews2021
    @BigNews2021 4 місяці тому +1

    8:10 This reminded me of something that happened to me. I used to work at a bank, and one time this woman came to cash a check. Now, she wasn't a customer of the bank, she didn't have an account with us. So for us to cash her check we needed two forms of ID, a primary, which the most common ones were a DL or State ID. Secondary ID would be a credit card, a school ID, something of that nature. For some reason she didn't have a DL or State ID, and was begining to get angry because she knew where this was going. I asked her if she had a passport, which was also a primary ID. Boy, did she get angry at that. She yelled at me saying that she was an American, a US citizen so why would she need a passport? 🤦‍♂

  • @51elephantchang
    @51elephantchang Рік тому +6

    The US is the land of the free.Cracks me up every time.

  • @katydaniels508
    @katydaniels508 Рік тому +11

    You are so right about Spanish! There is a place I go to in Gran Canaria where the language and accent is so different from Spain. I also have a friend there from Argentina, who specifically teaches us Canarian Spanish and says how different it is 😊

    • @paulqueripel3493
      @paulqueripel3493 Рік тому +2

      I was in a bar in Xativa, the barman (Valencian) and a customer (Andalusian) were talking in English, it was easier for them.

    • @sarahpena9501
      @sarahpena9501 Рік тому +1

      ​@@paulqueripel3493¿En serio ? Seriously?😮😂😮

    • @paulqueripel3493
      @paulqueripel3493 Рік тому +1

      @@sarahpena9501 that's what they told us when we asked why they were speaking in English.

    • @sarahpena9501
      @sarahpena9501 Рік тому +1

      @@paulqueripel3493 just a thought, maybe the canarian guy he didn't want to speak in Spanish to the Andalusian guy due to political and /or ideological differences, I'm saying that because people are taught both languages at school, sometimes it happens in Catalonia too sometimes, not always, people don't want to speak Spanish.

  • @helens3693
    @helens3693 Рік тому +3

    I'm privileged to work with some wonderful and intelligent Americans, so I know the idiots are not the majority. But social media does a good job at persuading me otherwise 😂

  • @patriciayoung8956
    @patriciayoung8956 Місяць тому +6

    I’m Brazilian, but naturalized American and have lived in the U.S. most of my life. I have also traveled widely throughout Europe, south and Central America, and Asia (dreaming of going to Africa and Oceania one day), and I can tell you that Americans are not the only ignorant people about geography and other cultures. I found MANY Europeans that only knew about countries and cultures in Europe, Canada, and the U.S. A lot of Europeans know nothing about the rest of the world. Some people in Norway thought there were only forests in Brazil, a guy in Finland was surprised when he found out my sister had a college degree cause he thought people in Brazil did not attend college. There were people in places like Poland and the Austria that didn’t know Brazil, Argentina, Colombia… were in the American continent, because to them the only country in the American continent was AMERICA. Lol… now, they LOVE to make fun of Americans, but they should take a look at themselves and their own people before mocking others.

  • @Renamatic
    @Renamatic Рік тому +8

    When I was in California I was talking to a girl who said “oh you’re from the UK? My friend Peter is in the UK. Do you know him?” ….. um there are 60 million people in the UK, can you narrow it down or something ? There must be at least a million people called Peter..

    • @hannahk1306
      @hannahk1306 Рік тому +4

      The current UK population is over 67 million, so even less likely to know this mysterious Peter!

    • @dougwilson4537
      @dougwilson4537 Рік тому +9

      As a Canadian, we get that all the time, when travelling.😊
      At least we only have to know 38 million people, not 60 million.😁

    • @peterjackson4763
      @peterjackson4763 Рік тому +1

      Hi :)

    • @Renamatic
      @Renamatic Рік тому +2

      @@peterjackson4763 it’s you! My 15 years of wondering are over! Hahahaha

    • @dougwilson4537
      @dougwilson4537 Рік тому

      @@peterjackson4763 🤣🤣

  • @_____134
    @_____134 Рік тому +2

    an american asked me if we had electricity in my country while we were skyping.

  • @Ms.P.Sharma
    @Ms.P.Sharma Рік тому +3

    I think it's quite special to watch UA-cam videos, because of what I learn about US.
    This is what I learned:
    * a big percentage conspiracy theorists
    * Entitled Karens, who demands manager, because she/he refuses to accept the answer.
    * Entitled people who doesn't mind doing whatever they can to make service peoples work life miserable. Ex making extra mess, because they are paid to do the their job, so we can just increase the workload.
    * They would rather have ignorant kids, than have them learn science and useful information.
    * they blindly follow whoever they want to follow, and not see what we outside US can see.
    * They would rather have pvt insurance and pay for every single thing they do that is health related, because they want "freedom" to choose their treatment. They don't understand that saving money from Healthcare, will give them more freedom. Freedom to do whatever they want with that money. They believe that people with Universal Healthcare, doesn't have freedom. That is simply not true.
    One of the biggest misconception they have is that they have a free country with freedom, something other countries doesn't have.
    Probably forgetting a lot of things.
    But. I would like to believe that whatever UA-cam is teaching us, about US, does not resemble the actual people.
    Why is that? Why does Americans seem more stupid, than other countries? I personally refuse to believe that it's true.
    Can someone educate me?

  • @christinamann3640
    @christinamann3640 Рік тому +2

    “Wait, so he’s like Aquaman?” 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @nicksykes4575
    @nicksykes4575 Рік тому +6

    Ethan, you had me spitting my tea all over the computer with that Aquaman line!

  • @julianaortiz8794
    @julianaortiz8794 Рік тому +3

    When I first moved to the USA, I worked at a produce junction. I have blonde hair and light skin. An old man heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him I was from Colombia, and he responded with, "Wow, a white Colombian." I was like WTF? Lol

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 Рік тому

      😂😂😂.... wait until he finds out the Spanish and Portuguese explorers/colonizers of America were white just like the rest of Europe in the 1400s/1500s .😅

  • @chrisshelley3027
    @chrisshelley3027 Рік тому +6

    Angela yes we speak English in the UK, but don't blame us by saying that we started it 😁

  • @richardhargrave6082
    @richardhargrave6082 Рік тому +7

    The clip you picked is awesome and seemingly (sadly for you) true
    I think our Geography and History education covers a wider spread of knowledge.

  • @ConsoleGeneral
    @ConsoleGeneral Рік тому +5

    Thanks for being open to the option of variations of the same language! Spanish, Indonesian, Chinese and even English (UK, USA, New Zealand, Canada etc and of course Australia)! Also thanks for calling out racism. Americans can be too insular and god knows their limited knowledge of the wider world can be - to be blunt - scary. I blame the militarised schooling system... Subscribed! And OMG King Charles III is the Prince of Whales? (Actually that is William now...) Sigh!

    • @paulavitoria1798
      @paulavitoria1798 Рік тому +1

      You forgot Portuguese, that you have the European version and the Brazilian version - and also differences in the Portuguese from Angola, Mozambique, East Timor...

    • @christineburek4313
      @christineburek4313 Рік тому

      The Prince of Whales?

  • @betlenpetrugabriel9845
    @betlenpetrugabriel9845 Рік тому +2

    5:26 OMG Now imagine telling those guys I'm from Transilvania... They would run for their lives 😂😂😂

  • @gmf121266
    @gmf121266 Рік тому +3

    You mentioned Alan Turing being the father of modern computing. Its actually more complicated than that as it is when you investigate things deeper. Alan Turing was a great Mathematician and developed the idea of a modern computing operation but in terms of actually engineering a working computer it could be argued that the first "electronic" computer was developed at the same place, Bletchley park, for similar reasons, to crack a highly complex German coding system. The computer was called Colossus and it was electronic in operation. While other electromechanical computers already existed the point is that Colossus worked at such a speed that it could crack far more possible permutations in a fraction of the speed of an electromechanical system. This made it possible to break even the most complex German Lorentz coding system within a few hours. By D-Day, for example, we knew that the Germans had kept Tank divisions back because they believed our deception that we were going to invade France via Calais and they believed, (wrongly), that the Normandy invasion was just a feint attack. This is because Colossus had broken the Lorentz cipher within hours of the issuing of German high commands. Of course, all this was kept secret until the 1970's and so if you look into the history of computing, pre 1970's, they all state that first functioning purely electronic computer was ENIAC which although amazing for its time wasn't strictly the first. Sorry for this long post but I happen to know about this particular subject. If history tells us anything, it seems to show that history is more complex and fascinating that we know or imagine.

    • @andersjohansson4734
      @andersjohansson4734 Рік тому +2

      Built by Tommy Flowers, an English engineer with the British general post office. Always overlooked is the breaking of the Geheimfernschreiber by Swedish mathematician Arne Beurling, took him two weeks using a pen and paper. It's indeed a cloak and dagger story. Another often overlooked fact is that without the work of Polish mathematicians breaking early versions of the Enigma, it might have taken Bletchley park a lot longer to break the war time codes.

    • @peterjackson4763
      @peterjackson4763 Рік тому

      @@andersjohansson4734 Dilly Knox broke the enigma for one day by hand with a bit of info from the Poles about the machine.. It took him a year though.

    • @jaspermooren5883
      @jaspermooren5883 3 місяці тому

      I mean it's always more complicated, but it's still kinda correct to call Alan Turing the grandfather of computers. But as always with huge technologies like that, it's not just 1 person that was involved. And after that computers as we know them today were developed in US universities mainly. But that doesn't stop him from being the grandfather.

  • @SamuelJamalPope
    @SamuelJamalPope 24 дні тому +1

    ‘Almost as well known as New York’ 😂😂😂

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 Рік тому +4

    Australia is a very nice place, and I wouldn't worry too much about the spiders here. We have some beauts, I will not deny, but it isn't like they are commonplace in the cities. It's like refusing to visit the USA because you are worried about getting bitten by a rattlesnake or eaten by a bear.
    Prince Charles as Aquaman? The mind boggles/ :)