That Admiral Ambassador in the 2nd story is bally AF. Hell, if those humans discover he made a beeline to get his stomach pumped, his badass quotient would greatly increase among them because he literally drank a lethal toxin to prove a point. It'd be akin to a human eating a Destroying Angel mushroom.
Hay I don't know if it just me ... So when I send a UA-cam video to my roko TV, the commercials are increased, like 2 or 3 X , as much ...do you send vids from phone to tv and if so do you notice a increase of commercials????
I randomly found your content one day and for the past month I've done nothing but listen to these stories I have laughed cried and been utterly pissed off and loved every minute of it thank you so much for what you do
In the first story. Did some one fart by mistake they said chemical attack? I was reading a book about human immoral like being who had senses dialed to 100 on a scale of 1 to 100 and how they reacted to a fart. They lost thier lunches and nearly passed out.
Yea, you need to be careful with the spices some times ASSU: OH man this is hilarious. You knew it had to be something like that, and the reaction of his student was classic. 'Are you sure you want us to go there?'
That first story was funny asf. Yet I can imagine it's a hiccup we'd actually end up having to deal with xD. Note to humanity.... don't fart on alien diplomats
I love it when the aliens consider humans to be fascinating....due to how horrible and insane we are. Makes me kind of proud, which says it all really LOL
I sniggered at the many failed attempts to say the second title, but I lost it at the USS Optimus Prime. Itdoes actually make sense that we'd use that name for a ship at some point, but damn it still sounds silly.
The moment I heard duck's I thought yeah they could do some damage but Canadian geese would have been ruthless! I laughed so hard when it was exactly thar hahahaha
Can I interest you in any deathsticks? You do not want to sell any death sticks I do not want to sell any death sticks? You wan't to go home and rethink your life What -pause- I want what? You want to go home and rethink your life? I want... to go home, and rethink my life? -smirk and a fist pump- next time, I'm waing my hands first
Stroy 1 Methane is odorless, it's the ahem... other things that give a fart it's aroma. Also something evolved in an atmosphere like ours would have been exposed to a certain amount of it from rotting vegetation if nothing else.
Ortsmeiser's story is my favorite one by far, that man nailed how humans would behave in a travel ship, I guess based on his experiences in cruisers or similar 1:26:20 ok, this is literally a "Humans are Space Orks" all the way up... and I love it, definitely the universe 976kdd94 would be one worth visit as a tourist and see humanity displayed at it's fullest, the danger is I might never return from that, mostly because I wouldn't want to
also, I didn't expect that "Humans don't make good familiars" appeared here, considering that I heared the whole series already... I think I'll skip it
You know, ... if you shoot bolts, you could have your self a penetrator. Imagine a longe ass plasma toarch that has an explosion on the butt end that forces its way through a hull, then blows up on the reactor. Sure, fusion draves can be hard to blow up, but they can if you try to cause a fusion reaction.
Hahaha. Story number 1 Karen farted 😂😂 Story two soldiers never change. Story three. God a plagiarist Story four. Send in the geese 😂😂 Story five. Critical mass human style Story six ya I got nothing Story seven. College students on a break Story eight you only had to ask.
I'm halfway through "to defeat a god" and if it were a bad anime, the god would immediately polymorph into a pretty lady and follow the human as his apprentice.
For any new comers curious about the size of the spiders in the last on a cubit is about a foot and a half or 44 centimeters putting them at about 7 and a half feet tall
This is literally 0:15 seconds in while buzzed asf having my finished (I make a game, after an hour if I can make my other, stronger, drink by an hour's end > drink it slowly and measurably, yes there are more levels), secondary drinks sufficiently depleted by half, I'm expecting to be highly entertained, as I was by some smoke. But my cigar is dead by now and your two times alch % over all drink is in waiting, I suggest the freezer to be the first place you look. (Part of this is copy paste by someone else. Please don't sue me, I'm drunk as is.)
The send for an Aussie story I was expecting a solo version of the mantids story it was epic and the Aussie was kinda anticlimactic it left my imagination left..... well backed up
Aw, man!😂😂😂😂l have COPD, and your story made me laugh untol l fainted. I literally couldn't catch my breath!😂😂😂😂Intergalactic crop dusting destroys delegation!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Admiral Ambassador in the 2nd story is bally AF. Hell, if those humans discover he made a beeline to get his stomach pumped, his badass quotient would greatly increase among them because he literally drank a lethal toxin to prove a point. It'd be akin to a human eating a Destroying Angel mushroom.
but they can never learn his species is biologically immune to capsicum
Gigachad bird captain :3
The fact the ship he served on was the Optimus Prime made it even better
That delivery made me cheer along with him ngl
@@sevrono not immune. Insensitive
I will absolutely take three ads per two hour video over one per 15 minute video. Thanks for making this.
Hay I don't know if it just me ...
So when I send a UA-cam video to my roko TV, the commercials are increased, like 2 or 3 X , as much ...do you send vids from phone to tv and if so do you notice a increase of commercials????
I randomly found your content one day and for the past month I've done nothing but listen to these stories I have laughed cried and been utterly pissed off and loved every minute of it thank you so much for what you do
Listening to the intro for the second story was the highlight of my day.
In the first story. Did some one fart by mistake they said chemical attack? I was reading a book about human immoral like being who had senses dialed to 100 on a scale of 1 to 100 and how they reacted to a fart. They lost thier lunches and nearly passed out.
Yea, you need to be careful with the spices some times
ASSU: OH man this is hilarious. You knew it had to be something like that, and the reaction of his student was classic. 'Are you sure you want us to go there?'
"you arseblasted a fucking alien diplomet so badly the guy is in a goddamn coma" I snorted XD
Floridaman in space... I mean the Australian is there already fighting with a minor spider problem
The aliens approaching earth, and Japan was like, don't worry guys. We got this, we're sending out the Saitama.
SPOILER FOR FECKS SAKES!
@@Fnoffen its common knowledge that if you dont want to get spoilerd, you dont look at the comments.
Yes, but King was there to accidentally get the credit.
And, we are holding Ultraman in reserve, also we have a Bob Semple tank somewhere around here.
Don't make them take the leash off Big G.
20:45 "deep breath" lollollollollollol.
Before hearing the story, I already know that it is going to be a good one.
I've been thoughally enjoying these. My Dad was in the car with me and we both cracked up over the farts ass-ination attempt. 😆
I had tears running down my face I was laughing so hard
😂😂😂😂
Beans, the silent killer 😂
I will forever love that story about the "ducks" 😅😂
UA-cam just showed me this other channel so, imma sub
thank you kindly
Wait, what's the main chanel??
@@gtuttle00 aggro squerril
I thought this was a random person stealing content till 2 days ago
@@draconus15 yooooo same, i was avoiding this channel on principle until a few weeks back
That first story was funny asf. Yet I can imagine it's a hiccup we'd actually end up having to deal with xD. Note to humanity.... don't fart on alien diplomats
I know guys who would call that a challenge!
Silent but deadly being the acurate description 😂
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
and that is how Skyrim became banned in the Galactic community. (Little did they know that we mod many other games.)
I love the idea of themed compilations.
:)
18:52 Timestamp for shits and giggles, pun maybe intended. XD 20:33 Agro can't even read the name without cracking up. XD
Yup those poor alien got injured form a fart.
That story is awesome every time i hear it lol
I like the long formats and short, long is good for work
glad you like
Not exactly sure how I missed you having a second channel. Thought someone was stealing your content, Of course I'm gonna sub.
I was also worried for a minute. But I am glad this is just a second channel.
@@Gilhelmi i didn't know this was a second channel in the first place till today.
19:05 first time I've heard you say "fuck" instead of "feck" and it was greatly appreciated! All jokes aside though I love the content.
I love it when the aliens consider humans to be fascinating....due to how horrible and insane we are.
Makes me kind of proud, which says it all really LOL
Everyone with youtube subscription. Download the video in the app. Every download counts 3x full watchtime. Help the channel so you get more storys.
There are two Earth entities you never want to fuck with: the USMC, and the JSDF.
I sniggered at the many failed attempts to say the second title, but I lost it at the USS Optimus Prime.
Itdoes actually make sense that we'd use that name for a ship at some point, but damn it still sounds silly.
The moment I heard duck's I thought yeah they could do some damage but Canadian geese would have been ruthless! I laughed so hard when it was exactly thar hahahaha
ASSU:825 is one of my absolute favorite stories, almost feel bad for the pirate.
Can I interest you in any deathsticks?
You do not want to sell any death sticks
I do not want to sell any death sticks?
You wan't to go home and rethink your life
What -pause- I want what?
You want to go home and rethink your life?
I want... to go home, and rethink my life?
-smirk and a fist pump-
next time, I'm waing my hands first
that poor xeno dr discovering 2 dudes banging in the bathroom and thinking they are fighting 🤣
Stroy 1 Methane is odorless, it's the ahem... other things that give a fart it's aroma. Also something evolved in an atmosphere like ours would have been exposed to a certain amount of it from rotting vegetation if nothing else.
These aliens do not want to visit earth more so they would die being down wind form a volcano.
Ortsmeiser's story is my favorite one by far, that man nailed how humans would behave in a travel ship, I guess based on his experiences in cruisers or similar
1:26:20 ok, this is literally a "Humans are Space Orks" all the way up... and I love it, definitely the universe 976kdd94 would be one worth visit as a tourist and see humanity displayed at it's fullest, the danger is I might never return from that, mostly because I wouldn't want to
also, I didn't expect that "Humans don't make good familiars" appeared here, considering that I heared the whole series already... I think I'll skip it
"825 have been waved"
Humans: 😈 cowabunga it is!
THIS IS KILLING ME LAUGHING SO HAD I WAS CRYING LOVED IT X 1000000000
Lol the chemical Gasing got My laughing.
I love the themed story-clusters! Thank you!
You know, ... if you shoot bolts, you could have your self a penetrator. Imagine a longe ass plasma toarch that has an explosion on the butt end that forces its way through a hull, then blows up on the reactor. Sure, fusion draves can be hard to blow up, but they can if you try to cause a fusion reaction.
The plasma from fusion would just disperse, no?
@@sarahmellinger3335 what?
I love you and because you were so upfront about the mid-roll adds I will watch both of them. ❤
2nd Channel YES!!!! THANK YOU
LoL.. Playing feed it to the human... I love that.
Yup, please more themed stories, fta
For the algorithm
Found this channel yesterday. Thank you. Have listened to hours of sci-fi.
25:22 Was that a legit belch on command? Nice 🤣🤣
Hahaha.
Story number 1 Karen farted 😂😂
Story two soldiers never change.
Story three. God a plagiarist
Story four. Send in the geese 😂😂
Story five. Critical mass human style
Story six ya I got nothing
Story seven. College students on a break
Story eight you only had to ask.
The wh40k orc logic bit about the color red making things faster got me chuckling
I rlly appreciate what u do can't tell you how many hours I've listened to makes a long day shorter to listen at work
Wurdnat reporting!
Subscribed and liked!
Thank you kindly
Where they cried theirselves to sleep almost made me cry lol
I was wondering what animals it was in the 4th stories, yeah now I feel bad for those poor xenos even we are afraid of geese never mind Canadian ones
Most the young or the parent of those that try to feed them by runing out of food.
Canadian here and yes. I have walked through a group of them a few times to get to work. I was very nervous the entire time.
My laughing was very loud on the keren model
I havent listen for a while. This is nice format for me.
glad you like
Silent but deadly...
But a knock out to aliens.
That damn thumbnail. The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager is a god damn experience. Seven of Nine looks fed up with him lol 😂
Story 1 prediction: somebody farted. Ah crap, just read a spoiler in comments. Oh well, was right.
Opps poisonous gas attack something they ate disagreed.
I would love to see someone do a TF2 animation for the last story.
Only humans could take Karen's drill sergeants and lawyers to the universe and make them usable to the rest of them whenever most of us just hate them
trololol
He is man of focus , commitment, sheer fucking will. To boldly troll where no one has trolled before.
I'm halfway through "to defeat a god" and if it were a bad anime, the god would immediately polymorph into a pretty lady and follow the human as his apprentice.
I want my MOMMY I couldn't stop laughing.
Thanks for the intro I appreciate knowing the why for adds
Fantastic stories that made me giggle! Also a good arsenal of ideas to add to rpg's! Thx
You have a 2nd channel??? Best discovery I’ve made this year!
"they will weaponize anything" hehe to true XD
I just found this and I'm loving every story you have Superior narration talent
This is my new favorite channel lol
I can't stop laughing. Each story is just as good as the any other
your content is so good that I happily watched the ads
this just reminded me of Humans Dont Make Good Familiars and now I gotta rewatch thr whole series lol
One Punch - JDF Saitama 🤣🤣🤣 Nice One! 👍
The transporting of Humans made me snort into my whisky, that is not ideal several drops of whisky escaped my glass.
These are some of the best storys ever tbh
Thanks for leaving in the takes for the second story.
I don't think the Geneva Convention mentions anything about Canadian Geese so the General should be good.
Depends on if you count intentionally releasing Canadian Geese as a "Biological Agent."
For any new comers curious about the size of the spiders in the last on a cubit is about a foot and a half or 44 centimeters putting them at about 7 and a half feet tall
Jesus...
@@xanmontes8715 just asking for clarification is that a reaction to the size or a dig at my name very hard to tell
@@JesusHernandez-bk8kmYes.
Than-Q for this channel (as well as the other) Mr Squerril
Oh lordy, they literally Goose Bombed a Planet! Yeah that planet is fucking gone...
This is literally 0:15 seconds in while buzzed asf having my finished (I make a game, after an hour if I can make my other, stronger, drink by an hour's end > drink it slowly and measurably, yes there are more levels), secondary drinks sufficiently depleted by half, I'm expecting to be highly entertained, as I was by some smoke. But my cigar is dead by now and your two times alch % over all drink is in waiting, I suggest the freezer to be the first place you look.
(Part of this is copy paste by someone else. Please don't sue me, I'm drunk as is.)
The send for an Aussie story I was expecting a solo version of the mantids story it was epic and the Aussie was kinda anticlimactic it left my imagination left..... well backed up
I would think releasing Karens & Lawyers on an unknowing universe would be a war crime.
52:43, well he doomed someone to die. I don't think it was the hostages tho.
story 9 nice 40k orkz reference. red makes things go faster
Lol "because I am the greatest troll who has ever trolled"
Next time someone farts I’m definitely going to have to call them an arse blaster 😂
Love the doctor from Star Trek Voyager in the thumbnail
20:38 SAME I was there with you 😂😂
Canadian geese.
Called it.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords...omg...I am still laughing!! 😂😂😂
Oh that poor xeno is going to be crapping thermite
the ducks story is great geese really are funny i love geese
For Some odd. reason big mama youtube won't let me like this video.....
The priestess gets it.
I'd forgotten about #9....heheheh
:)
All fine a dandy until the humans copy a 4 dimensional bombs that cause a 2nd big bang when exploded. I saw that bomb in the movie "supernova"
Azz blasted an alien across the room
O... You all ready did it, forgot to post list I was making for yesterday's survey...
there are plenty of funny stories to make another one of these
should have included some swans in that gaggle of geese... even many humans would be of the "oh, f-no" at that... lol
I love how he could not get the second story name out lol
“To defeat a god” is literally how every resistor sees themselves pretty cringey 😂
that first one reminds me of a old movie ive forgotten the name of it was a group of kid superheroes and one of them had basicly sonicboom farts
Mega arachnids VS Aussie with a cricket bat 🏏😂😂😂😂
Cricket but the balls are the spiders.
Aw, man!😂😂😂😂l have COPD, and your story made me laugh untol l fainted. I literally couldn't catch my breath!😂😂😂😂Intergalactic crop dusting destroys delegation!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last story 😂 aussie mercs of course to kill the big spideys. "We im not here to fuck spiders" is a commom saying here 😂
You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Do you also accept bread as a peace offering?
Great episode…😎
BeWell,BeSafe..!
Dumping geese on anyone is a war crime above war crimes