Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will never have. Like so Albert can see. Copy and paste so Albert can see. Credit: Dormencio Florentio :)
Fun fact: In 1:31, it’s shown that Albert was kicking the girl from the game because she called him fat. But in 1:55, she’s shown again as Albert tells everyone to kill each other. Did she rejoin the same server? Did Albert not kick her? Nobody knows
Idea: go in life in paradise and use the “dab” while using the Stroller, and go up to random noobs while spinning, and spin them around then let go of the stroller and watch them fling ( I’ve done this myself and it flings them rlly far) hope you see this
JokerSucksAtPoker 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 Gacha Life haters not minding they’re damn business and realizing that it’s just a 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 game and anyone can play it without idiots insulting them.
Albert: *Bans kid from game* That kid the week before: "I have cancer, but that doesn't get me down because Simon Says on Roblox is keeping me happy :)"
“Am now” “Mag” “Ugly scp tato” “E” “Can I have a joe?” “Vegetables hulk” “RESPECT THE VETS” “YO TENGO” “yes” “abida abida abida” All famous quotes from famous celebrities
D. Trump screams "AxxL IS MY FAVORITE UA-camR I HOPE HE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND USA!!!" Yes, every cool person loves my content. And I know you love me, dear joshsi
My eyes were tearing up and I was laughing so hard when he said “HE CANT TALK” and my mom was next to me Lmao 😆. 100 likes......thank you all, love you all I am grateful.
Albert, make a game that’s titled ‘Easy obby’ (because lots of noobs play that stuff) and then make it easy at first, and let it get harder and harder. If u like the idea, like the comment so albert sees it.
This proves Peter parker isn't Spiderman..... he is albert, caught on camera, get noob, also theres a big surprise (BIG ONE :0) At the bottom, I hope you like it i tried hard plz enjoy it! :D you wasted your time here enjoy the surprise and, well, have a fun journey back to the top ;)
Admin Idea : *go in life in paradise with kaden and pretend to be the demon and kaden the angel and you force the noob to do bad things while kaden do the opposite*
5:20 this is a rare sighting of someone who flew so far they made it to the null zone, the null zone is where you start warping and there’s nothing else there, there is no escape…
Fun fact: Simon is actually originally slender man’s name
What??!?!.M
R/tihi
M O M M Y
I M
S C A R E D
ok
simon man
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will never have. Like so Albert can see.
Copy and paste so Albert can see.
Credit: Dormencio Florentio :)
Ok
Imma like 👍
WHY DO I SEE THESE COMMENTS SAYING THIS SO MANY TIMES
@@justuraverageperson.7524 IDK
@@justuraverageperson.7524 probably people copy and pasting it so albert can see
"okay, they don't speak [Spanish] here, but they're gonna have to learn [Spanish] REALLY fast." -Christopher Columbus, 1492.
Oh my gosh XD
Even though Columbus spoke Portuguese/Spanish
@@technoeggnog replace English with what language he spoke
@@heehee9281 The more accurate quote would be, "De acuerdo, no hablan español aquí, pero van a tener que aprender español REALMENTE rápido."
@@technoeggnog yes
7:33 “shirtless man”, “probably another shirtlesss man…”
lmaooo
Fun fact Simon is my name 😮😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@@Bruh23933Brotha, are you tall
“every language knows pain”
That’s kinda deep.
Yea lol.
... and I’m not even 14
امبيييييي والله ما يصير انا ابي أكون نفس السرفر ماله مو هذا العربي الثاني رح اطق هالعرب الغبي😭😪😡
If you translate this to English it comes back ALL WRONG STUPID GOOGLE
I speak this language. Its Czech. And they were trying to online date =)
Albert:gets the smallest amount of power
Everyone else: goodbye game
ARMEND KODRAJ pee
LOGAN FAUL what
@Bald Chris McLean 💪😎 great message… great message
Lol
@♡ KREWS_PotatoChip ♡ Nice word bro
I love when Albert messes up on something or makes a mistake he just makes everyone else feel pain too.
Sniff
Lol
Like me
Woof woof
Meow Meow
"Any language can feel pain"
-Albert
John pork
@@pphet2508little bro, give mom the iPad
*Albert Joins server*
Random girl: "Fat"
*Albert without hesitation kicks her*
What about that?
cheerios boy I thought it was funny 😂
I think she called him fat
Breanna Mink What do you think she said?
Chocolate Demon gacha award for best comment goes to
“Chicken”
*That hit home*
Wut
My favorite word in the English dictionary
Play Chicka Chicka Boom Boom the lit Roblox now and then. Flamingo you can know he makes the funniest Brooklyn I don't like him
@@donutcookie6827 what does that mean-
@@donutcookie6827 are you high or somethin-
When albert gets admin:
Survival the Albert the killer
Don't you mean survive Albert the killer?
@@domingadiaz3442 r/woooosh
Dominga Diaz one more word from you and i will make 911 look like a joke.
@@thesansabasong-bird6947 lemme move me bang so i can read that again...HUH??
@@fantasticarcticfox5095 hmm
6:45
- Next day-
-Albert turns on tv -
' Nine year old girl attacks grandma and puts her in hospital. Says that a 22 year old man told her too '
I could see this happening
Albert: *laughs*
Yay
Nine year old girl attacks grandma and puts her in life support
nine year old girl unplugs her grandma from life support
Albert: "Simon says attack your grandmother Eve"
Also Albert: *remember he's family friendly now*
Albert: "don't"
@Scott Williams hey you scammer stop right there
Ahem.
They still do it
@Chad Williams
Man I'm looking all the way on Mars to see who asked
@Chad Williams *SHUT UUUUUPP*
@Chad Williams GO AWAY NOOB
"simon says insult each other,"
"fat"
*_*aggressively bans*_*
Hi
Me rat
Dipper, is it really you?
@Charles Cooper go commit hitting the reset button
Lol
Fun fact: In 1:31, it’s shown that Albert was kicking the girl from the game because she called him fat.
But in 1:55, she’s shown again as Albert tells everyone to kill each other.
Did she rejoin the same server? Did Albert not kick her? Nobody knows
Noo?!! Albert was just kidding that's why
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEO- sorry
She always returns :)
Albert didn't kick her
@@jasonmajo1351 exactly
Idea: go in life in paradise and use the “dab” while using the Stroller, and go up to random noobs while spinning, and spin them around then let go of the stroller and watch them fling ( I’ve done this myself and it flings them rlly far) hope you see this
Frankie Mations LMAO I have to do this when I get home
Same I done it
Frankie Mations He has admin tho
@@maxderp3034 not on mrflimflam
👌
2016: cussed like hell.
2017: cussed.
made Flamingo UA-cam channel.
2018, 2019, 2020 cleanest UA-cam channel.
Gt Vlogs you just cussed.
a
c
d
e
4:44 that guy is speaking portuguese(pretty sure its from Brazil)
and he says:"Wait" "THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?!"
Pedro Ribeiro Lima
Is it true?
Yes
i speak Spanish
Who has admin here
@@brunodehoenn6704 and?
Bro has admin in every game. Respect
Game: Simon says, say “hello” in the chat!
Xbox users: *chuckles* I’m in danger
Yessssssss
I know!!
LEGO Man that’s the joke
LEGO Man r/wooosh
LEGO Man 👏
Someone: fat
Albert: peace was never a option
Milda Milda it doesn’t make any sense at all, Do you even know what you mean?
Well maybe your rigth
@@user-ql5qv2oj6r maybe You are
@@user-ql5qv2oj6r maybe your not
@@Azxr3_ I think he makes perfect sense.
Albert: "Simon says attack your grandmother, Evie"
Albert: "Actually dont do that"
Evie: Well... He didn't say Simon says dont, so...
get 50,000..R💲 now ag
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 stop existing
S t o p !
XD
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 just stop
I love how they didnt blur out the “wtf” in the chat when flamgio was typing “try harder next time pugzilla”😹
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Flamingo: attack your grandma, eViE
Oh no! A normie using a nobody: meme! Sound the alarms!
LeMon James 𝒇 𝒖 𝒄 𝒌 𝒊 𝒏 𝒈 Gacha life users
@@jokersucksatpoker6451 ikr! They are so cringy
JokerSucksAtPoker 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 Gacha Life haters not minding they’re damn business and realizing that it’s just a 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 game and anyone can play it without idiots insulting them.
@@wolfieplaysgachalife2562 you play gacha life, your opinion doesn't matter fyi. its people like you who make me hate the gacha community.
I love no matter how serious a developer tries to make there game, Albert comes along and plays it like a game for 5 years old
6:57 "I might've done some damage,"
FLEX TAPE
That’s a lot of damage!
no duct tape
Albert: I got admin on this game so I can do whatever I want, like killing them
The server: *sad noises”
I love Seven Deadly Sins :P
GhostyDraws thanks :3
Click above if u want to lose ur account
@@izukumidoriya9340 FREE ROBUCK
Meliodas lol
"Everyone knows the language of pain" -Albert 2020
Albert 2 years ago: “I’m not going to use admin to fling her it’s mean”
Albert Now: “I enjoy this”
Me: *Oh My*
Lol
Lol
LOL
•iiUni Gamerii• YOU saying lo to your self
Lol
“Every language knows pain” best quote ever
Yep
so we all seeing this rn?
@@syunfcy4202 hi
Me: *says pain in english*
Duolingo:AHEM
Me: *says pain in french* bread
Duolingo: good
French bread is the same thing as pain
Translate bread to English if you don’t believe me
"Thaaat's okay, because every language knows pain."
- Albert (Simon) 2020
2:22
Well, now we don’t have a choice..
As of something called cor..
Me to
❤😍❤😍R$?
Ency you mean 2:24
albert doesn’t like it when u just copy his phrase
1:45 “chicken” best insult ever
“every language knows pain”
that’s beautiful
4:30 perfectly cut screams
Yasss queen
Your average Hetalia guide yes sister it is
@@plasticbag9551 Hahah were funny fleo FLAMINGO fan
Yassssssss brothers and sisters
4:47 he was screaming “DO YOU HAVE ADMIN HERE?!?” In Portuguese
its spanish not portugese
kiana malveaux it would say something else, i’m spanish myself
@@dinorahcuellar8246 its neither
@@ksosigma its portuguese
Violetvia _ it said THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?!
Albert: *Bans kid from game*
That kid the week before: "I have cancer, but that doesn't get me down because Simon Says on Roblox is keeping me happy :)"
why did that hurt my heart so much
lol
Dan E w h y i s t h a t f u n n y
I'm laughing harder than I should be if I'm supposed to
o.o
"Hola"
Pugzilla80 2020.
He will be always remembered
"Simone says give me 1000 robux"
albert: *actually tries to give him robux*
_timetofloat r/wooosh
Big woosh
No
well yeah, it's better than wasting it on a terrible game or giving it out to people who scam people in traders club hangout.
AHHhHHh
They should make a game on roblox called ‘Albert Says’ 😂
BBM
Lol
Yeah
YEPPP
No how about a show called Albert says
5:40 when Albert says "though" he kinda sounds like Google Translate or Siri-
Ya lol
😂
._. Thats wierd
😂 ur right
Lol
I like how Albert always refers anybody in roblox as noobs
I love how Albert can just be mean to be people but get away with it LOL
@modern-in-vr I play games in vr is dumb
@modern-in-vr Albert!!!!!!
@@cbcommunity2261 i pressed your comment just to help
Terlesky i got away of getting banned
all of them are joke my guy
Me: *YES IM EARLY*
Also me: *Oh, 3.5k comments...*
Same
It’s been only 1 minute and there are 1.9k likes like wth-
Same!!
Same dude, it's okay.
Stop it
Everyone speaking anything but english:
Albert:"Every language knows pain"
Everyone: looks at albert then runs
you get more pain! congrats!
Jajaj pain!! Albert
don’t forget that they trip while they are at it
Albert Artez is a force to be reckoned with for eternity
I am reminding you of your cringe comment
“Every language knows pain”
wise Albert
“Am now”
“Mag”
“Ugly scp tato”
“E”
“Can I have a joe?”
“Vegetables hulk”
“RESPECT THE VETS”
“YO TENGO”
“yes”
“abida abida abida”
All famous quotes from famous celebrities
What about the "can I have a Joe" guy
You forgot respect the vets
@@tai8831 can I have a joe can I have a joe? A joe a joe excuse me can I have a joe
@@vanegina I'll give you a Joe if you can get me a life
Wicked Airtime what about yo tengo and e
Albert: Simon says Attack your grandmother, evie
Albert: Don’t
SIMON DIDN’T SAY
Oh no just thought abt it
D. Trump screams "AxxL IS MY FAVORITE UA-camR I HOPE HE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND USA!!!" Yes, every cool person loves my content. And I know you love me, dear joshsi
AxxL not trying to be NoT cOoL but thats just a childish thing to say-
NOW SHE ATTACKED HER GRANDMOTHER FLAMIGO
You better not :3
Albert: When speaking to a noob it’s like talking to an old lady Noobs: *R O B L O X*
Y E S S I R OMG IS IT YOU?!
Y E S S I R Your profile picture is *EPICC*
Radalious
The Lone Camper IT’S NINJA!
Am i the only one who noticed? 6:27
I like how Albert said that he doesn’t know what language it is, and somebody just typed hola in the chat
Girl in the chat: “come all.”
Albert: “I don’t know what language that is, but uh-“
I like how Albert realizes that we are all kids.
Respect
3C22李若琳 that means Simon is not your real dad
I mean, just because your nine doesn’t mean we’re all kids. 😂😂
Raider's Revenge exactly
F.
Raider's Revenge i’m a grown-up
After years, I finally understand what Alßert said.
He said “GÊT RĮD ØF THËM”!
I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT LOLOL
I though he said him
Time stamp?
@@complexcree5539 0:11
SKRAIDHM
0:57 made me laugh my head off XD
My biggest flex is that’s me
1:46 Albert needed time to THINK
Local grandma assaulted by granddaughter, claims “Simon said”
LMAO imagine 🗿
XD
Jeremy James what the flip is goog!e???
Aetius Alren LOL
@Jeremy James Stop right there scammer!
“It’s ok every language knows pain”
Top Nominations for a Emmy
Yeah.
Ik but that language really is dwdvfvrvgrfdv
;3
Ok
0:09 “ Simon says…. *GMHHHHHHH* “
3:20 my mom whenever I argue against her and I’m winning the arguement with facts and better points
Erererer
YES
ok
0:53 alright Simon says get your account banned
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
5:55 alright Psimon says get the banana peel arrested
Boy: YOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lexicon AUTTP ASDF FDSA No*
Shadow Storm I think Albert meant to say you’ll be banned from the game
Albert: kicks her out
*0:55
6:49 Albert: No no don’t
The news the next day: child attacks grandmother after Simon from ROBLOX Simon says tells here to
Ok
check ur grammar
SKULLED GAMER I think it was on purpose
@@flamflimmr he was speaking right wdym
@@ozof8077 do u notice
*tell here to* it should be told her to
Every language knows pain… even gibberish
Flamingo when he's married:
"DO YOU LOVE SIMON MORE?!"
Sintex Atremist lol
Everyone: speaks Spanish
Everyone’s name: in English
Me: wHeN dId ThEy GrOw Up To LeArN
Smart
You can only put names in English
@@Meowcatsio that’s not true
@Gakify or hòłá
It translate it to english to the other people that doesn't speak english
0:08 that smile is in my freakin nightmares.
hehehe SIMON SAYS GET RID OF EM
Oh god
SUS
Wowww just wowwww
@@Dr_Doughnut am pro
3 years later and I still am confused where the ppl playing in those servers are today
Probably those TikTok emos
albert when someone maes him mad: *removes from game*
me when someone makes me mad: *removes spinal cord*
Rip the onè who died bcos u toggled the bone out his spinal
As expected from sasuke uchiha
Noob doing the opposite thing I want them to do
Me:your going to the underworld buster
wuyfyd
Sasuke your my idle
“You don’t have free will anymore”
Best sentence ever said
My eyes were tearing up and I was laughing so hard when he said “HE CANT TALK” and my mom was next to me Lmao 😆.
100 likes......thank you all,
love you all
I am grateful.
Yeah
@@lizzyrizzy72 Yeah
?
Lmao😂😂😂
Is it just me or when you unplug your phone it goes straight to
Fun fact: Simon was slender man’s name 👻
"And if they dont do it I kill them"
Me: .......sounds familiar..
Edit: Omg tysm for the likes guys!! Have a good day or night! 😁
Tell thanos to uhh......nvm
@@themcnuggetguy 😂😂😂
@@iamthanoscat4814 ant man go deep inside thanoa big
Lol thanks
@@iamthanoscat4814 lol
Albert: I realized I have admin on the Simon says game
The server: oh no...
Server: *instant panic*
Hi can... NVM haha
U join a server with flaming panic
U realize he is real flamingo calm
He has admin PANIC
Well that was quite obvious but no offence lol
Lol true
4:47
“Yes”
“Wait”
“THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?!”
“Try harder next time pugzilla.”
Lol "You don't speak English!" None of u! "" Well u all have to listen to me"
Lol
Well..Imagine him Saying In English "Fatties They Are Just like "Quena¿"
Si??
@@andynachos2045NOOB
@@andynachos2045 NOOOOOOOOOB (this is a joke I’m sorry if you get offended)
4:46 rough translation: "IS THERE AN ADMIN HERE?!"
im from the same country as him, and he said : wait, the guy has admin here?!
@@rayfluffos Much better!
Strike 🅞🅚
Albert, make a game that’s titled ‘Easy obby’ (because lots of noobs play that stuff) and then make it easy at first, and let it get harder and harder.
If u like the idea, like the comment so albert sees it.
Das A Disappointing potato no!!
Sunflower Roblox why?
Sunflower Roblox I think it’s a wonderful idea
Huh. Cool.
Das A Disappointing potato I think it should be extra hard the whole way !!!
Here's something to remember when playing Simon says: Simon doesn't say do the opposite thing.
4:45 Translating:
Elisian: Wait
Elisian: THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?
Someone said that comment before you
@@henrystickman6039 ok, i didn't knew about that comment, but i'll stay with it cuz... i dunno :V, but thx for telling to me
@Tatudomato no, i'm latino- american hue hue hue
This language is in Portuguese
@@tuxedocat847 finally, someone who knows the diference between portuguese and spanish xd
When it's just a second and everyone is like: It was worth my time.
Early Gang
The hentai destroyer I like your pfp
The hentai destroyer ??
Is that name needed?
@@PixelGunnerInc yes
The hentai destroyer
E P I C
C H I L L
Albert 2020: “SIMON SAYS GRRRGEDHRHRH”
Yay 2020
Did not even happen in here I am so sad that it didn’t happen why
I think he said Simon Says get him
He said “Simon says get rid of them”
GRRRGEDHRRHRH
my favourite part of this video was the advertisement before the video for BBC
“I end up questioning it in my head 30 different times”
THIS IS INCREDIBLE AM I REALLY DOING THIS?
Hi l know but you did this 3 days ago🔔
@@onlyroblox9325 to
@Theresa Jones What?
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAH
i swear your name is Cookie and i Will devower your soul😂😂
This proves Peter parker isn't Spiderman..... he is albert, caught on camera, get noob, also theres a big surprise (BIG ONE :0) At the bottom, I hope you like it i tried hard plz enjoy it! :D
you wasted your time here enjoy the surprise and, well, have a fun journey back to the top ;)
albert:every language knows pain.
me: that is a good life lesson!
Imagine when we grow up and remember that this was our childhood
Wow english skills...
@@Pislik870 what the English is good?
Yeah this is my childhood watching flamingo Albert lol xd
He started when the year I was born I think
@@eunicem7693 when?
ME:FLAMINGO🦩
ALBERT:who is this❔️
"Every language knows "pain"
But wait "pain" is a english word.
Thank you for so many likes!
Not deep when it comes to French :) 🥖🥖🥖
Bob that’s bread _~_ this is potato 🥔
Bread
How about some more likes?
Pain is eternal.
Admin Idea : *go in life in paradise with kaden and pretend to be the demon and kaden the angel and you force the noob to do bad things while kaden do the opposite*
Creative 👏🏽
I literally saw this comment on a video before this 🤣
Yassss queen
"Every language knows pain"
-Flamingo 2020
YO MAMA
YES
Yes.
Hola kattu laku vung nada vang kattu, I man hello there your vute
I thought that flamingo hated these comments..
5:20 this is a rare sighting of someone who flew so far they made it to the null zone, the null zone is where you start warping and there’s nothing else there, there is no escape…
Flamingo: I Fear No Man
Flamingo: Expect That Thing
Hackers: *helo*
Flamingo: It Scares Me
Da Guest Flamingo ain’t afraid of hackers
He is literally like a hacker
Albert:
Simmons says insult eachother
A noobs mind: i been waiting to call someone a noobs since they go me that
Simon: “Simon says give me 1000 robux”
Albert: “sorry I tried”
Me: “WHAT?! I WANT SOME”
s ee mon LOL not simon*
HORRIBLE spelling Joanna
@Blackberry Black Yeah your right XD
@@joannahloutorio3160 ITS SIMON YOU ***
Admin Idea: Ask people what their biggest fear is, then make that fear come true
Day of asking: 87
"Every language knows pain" -*The Roman Empire*
l0l
l0l
l0l
l0l
I0I
“Every language knows pain” 💀
haraf
Hebrews be like
girl : “fat”
Albert : *cutely kicks out of the game*
We don’t speak English we speak ✨aMeRiCaNiSh✨
6:28 is nobody gonna ask about the “wtfrick” in the chat
-Credit my friend
wolfy animations :3
loll♡♡♡♡♡♡◇◇◇◇◇◇♧♧♧♧
Yeah it said w t f in chat
Yes
But maybe fish
Me: just clicks notification
Also me: sees that yt says there is 800+ comments and 16 views
:^
Oof
UA-cam is drunk again
Oof size large
It’s cuz your internet is trash lol
6:48 I laughed so hard 🤣
6:46
yk, i love the fact that you show vIoLeNcE in basically every single video 😂😂😂❤😊