Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will never have. Like so Albert can see. Copy and paste so Albert can see. Credit: Dormencio Florentio :)
Fun fact: In 1:31, it’s shown that Albert was kicking the girl from the game because she called him fat. But in 1:55, she’s shown again as Albert tells everyone to kill each other. Did she rejoin the same server? Did Albert not kick her? Nobody knows
Idea: go in life in paradise and use the “dab” while using the Stroller, and go up to random noobs while spinning, and spin them around then let go of the stroller and watch them fling ( I’ve done this myself and it flings them rlly far) hope you see this
My eyes were tearing up and I was laughing so hard when he said “HE CANT TALK” and my mom was next to me Lmao 😆. 100 likes......thank you all, love you all I am grateful.
Albert: *Bans kid from game* That kid the week before: "I have cancer, but that doesn't get me down because Simon Says on Roblox is keeping me happy :)"
“Am now” “Mag” “Ugly scp tato” “E” “Can I have a joe?” “Vegetables hulk” “RESPECT THE VETS” “YO TENGO” “yes” “abida abida abida” All famous quotes from famous celebrities
This proves Peter parker isn't Spiderman..... he is albert, caught on camera, get noob, also theres a big surprise (BIG ONE :0) At the bottom, I hope you like it i tried hard plz enjoy it! :D you wasted your time here enjoy the surprise and, well, have a fun journey back to the top ;)
JokerSucksAtPoker 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 Gacha Life haters not minding they’re damn business and realizing that it’s just a 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 game and anyone can play it without idiots insulting them.
D. Trump screams "AxxL IS MY FAVORITE UA-camR I HOPE HE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND USA!!!" Yes, every cool person loves my content. And I know you love me, dear joshsi
"Um, lets see if it picks me, um, y’all already know im always simon so it doesnt matter if they pick me or not" "I hope they pick me" Vegeta: *his speaking the language of gods*
6:45
- Next day-
-Albert turns on tv -
' Nine year old girl attacks grandma and puts her in hospital. Says that a 22 year old man told her too '
I could see this happening
Albert: *laughs*
Yay
Nine year old girl attacks grandma and puts her in life support
nine year old girl unplugs her grandma from life support
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will never have. Like so Albert can see.
Copy and paste so Albert can see.
Credit: Dormencio Florentio :)
Ok
Imma like 👍
WHY DO I SEE THESE COMMENTS SAYING THIS SO MANY TIMES
@@justuraverageperson.7524 IDK
@@justuraverageperson.7524 probably people copy and pasting it so albert can see
Fun fact: Simon is actually originally slender man’s name
What??!?!.M
R/tihi
M O M M Y
I M
S C A R E D
ok
simon man
7:33 “shirtless man”, “probably another shirtlesss man…”
lmaooo
Fun fact Simon is my name 😮😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
"okay, they don't speak [Spanish] here, but they're gonna have to learn [Spanish] REALLY fast." -Christopher Columbus, 1492.
Oh my gosh XD
Even though Columbus spoke Portuguese/Spanish
@@technoeggnog replace English with what language he spoke
@@heehee9281 The more accurate quote would be, "De acuerdo, no hablan español aquí, pero van a tener que aprender español REALMENTE rápido."
@@technoeggnog yes
4:44 that guy is speaking portuguese(pretty sure its from Brazil)
and he says:"Wait" "THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?!"
Pedro Ribeiro Lima
Is it true?
Yes
i speak Spanish
Who has admin here
@@brunodehoenn6704 and?
5:40 when Albert says "though" he kinda sounds like Google Translate or Siri-
Ya lol
😂
._. Thats wierd
😂 ur right
Lol
Fun fact: In 1:31, it’s shown that Albert was kicking the girl from the game because she called him fat.
But in 1:55, she’s shown again as Albert tells everyone to kill each other.
Did she rejoin the same server? Did Albert not kick her? Nobody knows
Noo?!! Albert was just kidding that's why
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEO- sorry
She always returns :)
Albert didn't kick her
@@jasonmajo1351 exactly
"Thaaat's okay, because every language knows pain."
- Albert (Simon) 2020
2:22
Well, now we don’t have a choice..
As of something called cor..
Me to
❤😍❤😍R$?
Ency you mean 2:24
albert doesn’t like it when u just copy his phrase
4:47 he was screaming “DO YOU HAVE ADMIN HERE?!?” In Portuguese
its spanish not portugese
kiana malveaux it would say something else, i’m spanish myself
@@dinorahcuellar8246 its neither
@@ngerpleas3 its portuguese
Violetvia _ it said THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?!
Albert: "Simon says attack your grandmother Eve"
Also Albert: *remember he's family friendly now*
Albert: "don't"
@@scottwilliams7904 hey you scammer stop right there
Ahem.
They still do it
@@chadwilliams2315
Man I'm looking all the way on Mars to see who asked
@@chadwilliams2315 *SHUT UUUUUPP*
@@chadwilliams2315 GO AWAY NOOB
“every language knows pain”
That’s kinda deep.
Yea lol.
... and I’m not even 14
امبيييييي والله ما يصير انا ابي أكون نفس السرفر ماله مو هذا العربي الثاني رح اطق هالعرب الغبي😭😪😡
If you translate this to English it comes back ALL WRONG STUPID GOOGLE
I speak this language. Its Czech. And they were trying to online date =)
Game: Simon says, say “hello” in the chat!
Xbox users: *chuckles* I’m in danger
Yessssssss
I know!!
LEGO Man that’s the joke
LEGO Man r/wooosh
LEGO Man 👏
6:57 "I might've done some damage,"
FLEX TAPE
That’s a lot of damage!
no duct tape
"Any language can feel pain"
-Albert
John pork
@@pphet2508little bro, give mom the iPad
@@pphet2508me no like jon poop cause he ate someone's banan
6:49 Albert: No no don’t
The news the next day: child attacks grandmother after Simon from ROBLOX Simon says tells here to
Ok
check ur grammar
SKULLED GAMER I think it was on purpose
@@flamflimmr he was speaking right wdym
@@ozof8077 do u notice
*tell here to* it should be told her to
When albert gets admin:
Survival the Albert the killer
Don't you mean survive Albert the killer?
@@domingadiaz3442 r/woooosh
Dominga Diaz one more word from you and i will make 911 look like a joke.
@@thesansabasong-bird6947 lemme move me bang so i can read that again...HUH??
@@fantasticarcticfox5095 hmm
I love when Albert messes up on something or makes a mistake he just makes everyone else feel pain too.
Sniff
Lol
Like me
Woof woof
Meow Meow
0:57 made me laugh my head off XD
My biggest flex is that’s me
Idea: go in life in paradise and use the “dab” while using the Stroller, and go up to random noobs while spinning, and spin them around then let go of the stroller and watch them fling ( I’ve done this myself and it flings them rlly far) hope you see this
Frankie Mations LMAO I have to do this when I get home
Same I done it
Frankie Mations He has admin tho
@@maxderp3034 not on mrflimflam
👌
4:45 Translating:
Elisian: Wait
Elisian: THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?
Someone said that comment before you
@@henrystickman6039 ok, i didn't knew about that comment, but i'll stay with it cuz... i dunno :V, but thx for telling to me
@Tatudomato no, i'm latino- american hue hue hue
This language is in Portuguese
@@tuxedocat847 finally, someone who knows the diference between portuguese and spanish xd
3:20 my mom whenever I argue against her and I’m winning the arguement with facts and better points
Erererer
YES
ok
6:28 I Laughed So Hard When I Saw What Was In The Chat 😂😂😂
"simon says insult each other,"
"fat"
*_*aggressively bans*_*
Hi
Me rat
Dipper, is it really you?
@Charles Cooper go commit hitting the reset button
Lol
I love no matter how serious a developer tries to make there game, Albert comes along and plays it like a game for 5 years old
2016: cussed like hell.
2017: cussed.
made Flamingo UA-cam channel.
2018, 2019, 2020 cleanest UA-cam channel.
Gt Vlogs you just cussed.
a
c
d
e
Albert:gets the smallest amount of power
Everyone else: goodbye game
ARMEND KODRAJ pee
LOGAN FAUL what
@Bald Chris McLean 💪😎 great message… great message
Lol
@♡ KREWS_PotatoChip ♡ Nice word bro
I love how they didnt blur out the “wtf” in the chat when flamgio was typing “try harder next time pugzilla”😹
"Simone says give me 1000 robux"
albert: *actually tries to give him robux*
_timetofloat r/wooosh
Big woosh
No
well yeah, it's better than wasting it on a terrible game or giving it out to people who scam people in traders club hangout.
AHHhHHh
*Albert Joins server*
Random girl: "Fat"
*Albert without hesitation kicks her*
What about that?
cheerios boy I thought it was funny 😂
I think she called him fat
Breanna Mink What do you think she said?
Chocolate Demon gacha award for best comment goes to
Albert: "Simon says attack your grandmother, Evie"
Albert: "Actually dont do that"
Evie: Well... He didn't say Simon says dont, so...
get 50,000..R💲 now ag
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 stop existing
S t o p !
XD
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 just stop
3 years later and I still am confused where the ppl playing in those servers are today
Probably those TikTok emos
0:53 alright Simon says get your account banned
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
5:55 alright Psimon says get the banana peel arrested
Boy: YOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lexicon AUTTP ASDF FDSA No*
Shadow Storm I think Albert meant to say you’ll be banned from the game
Albert: kicks her out
*0:55
4:45 "The guy here has admin?!" (i might be wrong, I'm practicing spanish still)
portuguese*
Thats portuguese bruh
It’s “DO YOU HAVE ADMIN HERE?!”
You're right but.....that was Portuguese....... it's pretty close to Spanish though
Google translate
Albert 2 years ago: “I’m not going to use admin to fling her it’s mean”
Albert Now: “I enjoy this”
Me: *Oh My*
Lol
Lol
LOL
•iiUni Gamerii• YOU saying lo to your self
Lol
Every language knows pain… even gibberish
Albert: I got admin on this game so I can do whatever I want, like killing them
The server: *sad noises”
I love Seven Deadly Sins :P
GhostyDraws thanks :3
Click above if u want to lose ur account
@@izukumidoriya9340 FREE ROBUCK
Meliodas lol
1:30 When she said "Fat" I laughed so hard because Albert kicked her xD
Me to 😂😂😂
Tee hee, now y’all won’t know why everyone is mad at me
@@kalig. what
『WøahJayden』 heh, sorry
“Chicken”
*That hit home*
Wut
My favorite word in the English dictionary
Play Chicka Chicka Boom Boom the lit Roblox now and then. Flamingo you can know he makes the funniest Brooklyn I don't like him
@@donutcookie6827 what does that mean-
@@donutcookie6827 are you high or somethin-
Albert’s rage is taken out by making other people feel “pain”
My eyes were tearing up and I was laughing so hard when he said “HE CANT TALK” and my mom was next to me Lmao 😆.
100 likes......thank you all,
love you all
I am grateful.
Yeah
@@sillygooseee1 Yeah
?
Lmao😂😂😂
Is it just me or when you unplug your phone it goes straight to
Albert: *Bans kid from game*
That kid the week before: "I have cancer, but that doesn't get me down because Simon Says on Roblox is keeping me happy :)"
why did that hurt my heart so much
lol
Dan E w h y i s t h a t f u n n y
I'm laughing harder than I should be if I'm supposed to
o.o
4:47
“Yes”
“Wait”
“THE GUY HAS ADMIN HERE?!”
"Everyone knows the language of pain" -Albert 2020
“Every language knows pain” best quote ever
Yep
so we all seeing this rn?
@@syunfcy4202 hi
Me: *says pain in english*
Duolingo:AHEM
Me: *says pain in french* bread
Duolingo: good
French bread is the same thing as pain
Translate bread to English if you don’t believe me
When it's just a second and everyone is like: It was worth my time.
Early Gang
The hentai destroyer I like your pfp
The hentai destroyer ??
Is that name needed?
@@PixelGunnerInc yes
The hentai destroyer
E P I C
C H I L L
“Am now”
“Mag”
“Ugly scp tato”
“E”
“Can I have a joe?”
“Vegetables hulk”
“RESPECT THE VETS”
“YO TENGO”
“yes”
“abida abida abida”
All famous quotes from famous celebrities
What about the "can I have a Joe" guy
You forgot respect the vets
@@tai8831 can I have a joe can I have a joe? A joe a joe excuse me can I have a joe
@@vanegina I'll give you a Joe if you can get me a life
Wicked Airtime what about yo tengo and e
Everyone: speaks Spanish
Everyone’s name: in English
Me: wHeN dId ThEy GrOw Up To LeArN
Smart
You can only put names in English
@@Meowcatsio that’s not true
@Gakify or hòłá
It translate it to english to the other people that doesn't speak english
4:46 rough translation: "IS THERE AN ADMIN HERE?!"
im from the same country as him, and he said : wait, the guy has admin here?!
@@rayfluffos Much better!
Strike 🅞🅚
Everyone speaking anything but english:
Albert:"Every language knows pain"
Everyone: looks at albert then runs
you get more pain! congrats!
Jajaj pain!! Albert
don’t forget that they trip while they are at it
Albert Artez is a force to be reckoned with for eternity
I am reminding you of your cringe comment
9:59 Paige: *alberto tryna decida if that's a adaquate ending*
alberto: *y u s*
“I end up questioning it in my head 30 different times”
THIS IS INCREDIBLE AM I REALLY DOING THIS?
Hi l know but you did this 3 days ago🔔
@@onlyroblox9325 to
@Theresa Jones What?
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAH
i swear your name is Cookie and i Will devower your soul😂😂
This proves Peter parker isn't Spiderman..... he is albert, caught on camera, get noob, also theres a big surprise (BIG ONE :0) At the bottom, I hope you like it i tried hard plz enjoy it! :D
you wasted your time here enjoy the surprise and, well, have a fun journey back to the top ;)
“every language knows pain”
that’s beautiful
4:30 perfectly cut screams
Yasss queen
Your average Hetalia guide yes sister it is
@@plasticbag9551 Hahah were funny fleo FLAMINGO fan
Yassssssss brothers and sisters
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Flamingo: attack your grandma, eViE
Oh no! A normie using a nobody: meme! Sound the alarms!
LeMon James 𝒇 𝒖 𝒄 𝒌 𝒊 𝒏 𝒈 Gacha life users
@@jokersucksatpoker6451 ikr! They are so cringy
JokerSucksAtPoker 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 Gacha Life haters not minding they’re damn business and realizing that it’s just a 𝓯 𝓾 𝓬 𝓴 𝓘 𝓷 𝓰 game and anyone can play it without idiots insulting them.
@@wolfieplaysgachalife2562 you play gacha life, your opinion doesn't matter fyi. its people like you who make me hate the gacha community.
"Hola"
Pugzilla80 2020.
He will be always remembered
0:07 this is the face of my mom when i get an F in school
XDD
xD
Albert: Simon says Attack your grandmother, evie
Albert: Don’t
SIMON DIDN’T SAY
Oh no just thought abt it
D. Trump screams "AxxL IS MY FAVORITE UA-camR I HOPE HE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND USA!!!" Yes, every cool person loves my content. And I know you love me, dear joshsi
AxxL not trying to be NoT cOoL but thats just a childish thing to say-
NOW SHE ATTACKED HER GRANDMOTHER FLAMIGO
You better not :3
Lol "You don't speak English!" None of u! "" Well u all have to listen to me"
Lol
Well..Imagine him Saying In English "Fatties They Are Just like "Quena¿"
Si??
@@andynachos2045NOOB
@@andynachos2045 NOOOOOOOOOB (this is a joke I’m sorry if you get offended)
I like how Albert said that he doesn’t know what language it is, and somebody just typed hola in the chat
Albert: When speaking to a noob it’s like talking to an old lady Noobs: *R O B L O X*
Y E S S I R OMG IS IT YOU?!
Y E S S I R Your profile picture is *EPICC*
Radalious
The Lone Camper IT’S NINJA!
Am i the only one who noticed? 6:27
Someone: fat
Albert: peace was never a option
Milda Milda it doesn’t make any sense at all, Do you even know what you mean?
Well maybe your rigth
@@user-ql5qv2oj6r maybe You are
@@user-ql5qv2oj6r maybe your not
@@Azxr3_ I think he makes perfect sense.
6:48 I laughed so hard 🤣
6:46
1:45 chicken
flamingo: takes a bit to think
flamingo: i guess it’s a insult?
"CHICKEN!"
Albert: Errrrrmmmmm is that really and insult?
Me: OFC IT IS! xD
*chicken noises*
An*
@Crimson VVIV who doesn’t
The Jester Me I don’t like meat
@@evaaa5 ok
I love how Albert can just be mean to be people but get away with it LOL
@modern-in-vr I play games in vr is dumb
@modern-in-vr Albert!!!!!!
@@cbcommunity2261 i pressed your comment just to help
Terlesky i got away of getting banned
all of them are joke my guy
1:46 Albert needed time to THINK
Scream like “EEEEEEE” or “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” I love it. It’s amazing , it’s just funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: *YES IM EARLY*
Also me: *Oh, 3.5k comments...*
Same
It’s been only 1 minute and there are 1.9k likes like wth-
Same!!
Same dude, it's okay.
Stop it
0:08 that smile is in my freakin nightmares.
hehehe SIMON SAYS GET RID OF EM
Oh god
SUS
Wowww just wowwww
@@Dr_Doughnut am pro
Simon: “Simon says give me 1000 robux”
Albert: “sorry I tried”
Me: “WHAT?! I WANT SOME”
s ee mon LOL not simon*
HORRIBLE spelling Joanna
@Blackberry Black Yeah your right XD
@@joannahloutorio3160 ITS SIMON YOU ***
“Every language knows pain”
wise Albert
8:21
Random person: I’m dreaming
Albert: You sure it’s not a nightmare?
*you sure*
yep we saw the video too
whats the point in commenting something albert said in the video
ChipzYum lmao that's my point, we're literally watching the video too. we don't need to recap. :/
I’m nightmaring, you do know that a nightmare is a dream ehehsnhdsjanbsijwuedhsk
Me: just clicks notification
Also me: sees that yt says there is 800+ comments and 16 views
:^
Oof
UA-cam is drunk again
Oof size large
It’s cuz your internet is trash lol
After years, I finally understand what Alßert said.
He said “GÊT RĮD ØF THËM”!
I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT LOLOL
I though he said him
Time stamp?
@@complexcree5539 0:11
SKRAIDHM
4:35 flamingo was trying to say Simon and somehow said sim(yes) in portuguese and summoned Brazilians lol
Girl in the chat: “come all.”
Albert: “I don’t know what language that is, but uh-“
albert when someone maes him mad: *removes from game*
me when someone makes me mad: *removes spinal cord*
Rip the onè who died bcos u toggled the bone out his spinal
As expected from sasuke uchiha
Noob doing the opposite thing I want them to do
Me:your going to the underworld buster
wuyfyd
Sasuke your my idle
"And if they dont do it I kill them"
Me: .......sounds familiar..
Edit: Omg tysm for the likes guys!! Have a good day or night! 😁
Tell thanos to uhh......nvm
@@themcnuggetguy 😂😂😂
@@iamthanoscat4814 ant man go deep inside thanoa big
Lol thanks
@@iamthanoscat4814 lol
I like how Albert always refers anybody in roblox as noobs
Albert: I realized I have admin on the Simon says game
The server: oh no...
Server: *instant panic*
Hi can... NVM haha
U join a server with flaming panic
U realize he is real flamingo calm
He has admin PANIC
Well that was quite obvious but no offence lol
Lol true
9:22 I like how flamingo said All your zigzag just got upgraded
It’s said olli zig zag just got upgraded
@@Mortal_Slayerr yeah ik I think she doesn't know what it was and didn't know how to spell
5:11 i love the way you said “wOaHhHhH” XD
5:12 I. Think
Here's something to remember when playing Simon says: Simon doesn't say do the opposite thing.
They should make a game on roblox called ‘Albert Says’ 😂
BBM
Lol
Yeah
YEPPP
No how about a show called Albert says
8:21 Had me dying
5:05 Albert: you dummies! It doesn’t say Simon says!
Me: **flashbacks to another video when Albert killed people who did what Simon said**
Because you are flamingo ha ha Ha
Look
@@alexandermalave5235 SHUT
@@alexandermalave5235 SHUT
@@alexandermalave5235 SHUT
5:40
i think that guy died because he was standing on you, so he wasnt technically touching the block.
Albert 2020: “SIMON SAYS GRRRGEDHRHRH”
Yay 2020
Did not even happen in here I am so sad that it didn’t happen why
I think he said Simon Says get him
He said “Simon says get rid of them”
GRRRGEDHRRHRH
1:30
Random girl:"Fat"
Albert:So you have shosen death...
Son you are a man now
"Shosen"
@@hamburgereater_e Choosen*
@@thefinalflipaclip *chosen*
@@hamburgereater_e Co Co
“It’s ok every language knows pain”
Top Nominations for a Emmy
Yeah.
Ik but that language really is dwdvfvrvgrfdv
;3
Ok
Funfact 6:52 he didnt sayd SIMON SAYS DONT!!! also shes gonna wait...oh rip grandma.
my name being simon
Me the whole video: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ur not Simon
Carlitos Velasquez He means his name is simon
Lol
Ur name is Cinnamon jamz
Simon
Chat: "hola"
Albert: I don't know what language that is
its hola is apian ld floral l do do go TV is do ffffffffffffregwgssgsgsgsgs
@@jessinedearce3507 wut....? ;-; O.O
Its alola
Admin: exists
Flamingo: I’ll take your entire stock
I see you everywhere!
Random and I don’t get it
12345678910
Yes no yes yes no no yes no
dont like or comment its a bot
Simon: alright just a friendly game of simon says! :)
Albert: time to ruin with admin command
Simon: *picks dont fall into lava*
Albert: !TRIP ALL
"Um, lets see if it picks me, um, y’all already know im always simon so it doesnt matter if they pick me or not"
"I hope they pick me"
Vegeta: *his speaking the language of gods*
Me: at my grandma’s house watching Albert...
Me:leaves my iPad alone for a second
Albert:attack your Granny EVIE (my name)
Me:SHOCK 6:47
Evie PlayzROBLOX OMG
What granny do to u
You heard Simon Evie, (In an Emperor Palpatine voice) DO IT!
Evie PlayzROBLOX lmao
He said "Simon says"
If people in your server speak different language
Me: I am Simon
Me : Simon says speak English hehe
Just use Google translate
Roblox: **flamingo uses admin abuse** I sleep
Roblox: **someone else uses admin abuse** NANI!? IM AWAKE MOM!!!
Albert: “Do you love Simon more or your parents more?”
Me: “Wot if ur dads name is Simon?”
O-O
Ok cool
*Hmmm 🤔🤔*
@@isabella_w i really like ur charecter
Wot..wut..wat..what..