Nerd³ FW - Google Feud
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- Опубліковано 8 кві 2015
- We asked 2.8 billion insane people...
Game link: www.googlefeud.com/
"Got Funk", "Hep Cats", "George Street Shuffle", "Local Forecast - Slower", "Sidewalk Shade - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to wash my hands after googling.
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*Points out crossbow*
*Blatantly ignores 1911*
Louis Trefgarne Shhh... He obviously doesn't know what that means. XD
What does it mean
Geoff Gustav a world changing pistol
Louis Trefgarne That makes sense though, since a million arms corporations make their own version of the 1911 pistol.
Geoff Gustav the handgun
"I only do jokes about meth and speed."
Dan... Meth _is_ speed.
lol
I thought speed was cocaine?
guess we better GOOGLE it
:p
I thought meth was methamphetamines whereas speed is just amphetamines... Probably wrong, though.
"X-ann-Axe?!” Molly?!"
Dan is like a confused white mother trying to look up things she doesn't want her kid to smoke.
Xanax is used to quell social anxiety lol
+Harry Jackson the sad thing is that he doesn't even knkw
+Harry Jackson Where can I get Xanax
I honestly can't even tell whether he's joking, or he actually doesn't know what molly and xanax are.
Lucius Spohr A
13:15 Soviet astronauts actually used to carry handguns in case they had to protect themselves from local wildlife after re-entering the atmosphere. The more you know.
As a guy from Michigan, I apologize for our crazy pet questions
I was bout to say the same thing. some crazy people here.
I second that Also from the Big M
also MICHIGAN FOLK UNITE!!
Go Spartans and all that jazz
PixelatedGaming Hi! from michigan also!
12:45 "Mission control, we are so high right now"
"This is mission control, how high are you?"
*Inhales*
"In more ways than one."
*Inhales*
is basically the space version of
*Puts on sunglasses*,
isn't it?
Ryroe "its basically the version of... isnt it?"100% legit.
Bandit4557 lol. Are you joking or did you really not get what I meant?
I would've put "inhales" and "puts on sunglasses" in quotation marks, but then it would've not been bold anymore.
"Come in! Apollo 13! Come in!"
*3 Months Later*
"Houston, we have a problem"
And that's how Apollo 14 was made.
"Mission control I have discovered that the president is in fact a lizard
"What the fuck is happening in Michgan" You don't want to know
some weird s*** goes down here
Michael Sherrill I know, I LIVE in michigan
+Gaming Master Anthony Oh dayum son, my feels go out to you
i live in michigan too :(
***** coldness, mayors all but fighting eachother, more corruption scandals (not zs bad as Kilpatrik was in, but still), stuff like that
"is my bird having a seizure"
"is my bird gay"
I'll just leave this here.
Bing Feud.. We surveyed 12 people ...
Jesus what an exaggeration
Septex Seriously, you're giving it a lot of extra users.
Candle Clockwork people? They're Microsoft employee's
Obvious troll is obvious.
You don't over exaggerate like that.
It's just rude.
Katelyn Scully It's not too much of an exaggeration. I hear they have an underground mole army.... whoops spoke too much...
"Rap is the soul of a man" Pretty much sums up why there aren't any ginger rappers.
That is 100% true
Don't be rude gingers do have souls👶
JimCo. Thank you someone who agrees with me
Have you even meet a person with ginger hair before
Ryan Swift Have you ever met an English teacher before? lol And yes I have met a ginger person before, I live in Scotland I'm surrounded by them.
I love how, when Dan laughs, there's that milisecond when he's gasping for air, and it sounds like a really excited pre-teen girl off in the distance.
4:10 and here we can hear a small animal, possibly a bird, being squeezed by dan to the point of farting
More like a kettle going off
That was a bird farting nearby.
11:28
>glances over "1911"
>"HOLY SHIT! A CROSS BOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE!"
He's British, so he didn't know that. (Although he should have known that as a Metal Gear fan.)
You can't green text on UA-cam get the fuck out
In the world war 2 the brithsh used 1911s and just because he is British doesn't mean he don't know what a 1911 is I'm British and I know what a 1911 is.
kyle pie Not just the British. I think, emphasis on think, the Colt 1911 was American made.
Oh yes I know that but British forces did use them and if you have a license you can buy a 1911 also it is a well known gun
"What is the best tequila to suck out of a dwarf's navel" NEEDS to be a top Google search.
Yes! Everyone search that
It used to be "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for fruit salad"
Dan's made it an autocorrect
I searched it to check and 1st thing I see is this vide XD
NinjaToad If you google that, this video comes up XD
You have... Breaking Bad: The actual show. Braking Bad: It's about not braking fast enough. Breaking Brad: We drop a piano on Brad. Braking Brad: He's good at braking and shit at everything else. Baking Brad: Brad the baker/ we're sending him to Australia. Baking Bad: Awful bakers. This has been me typing this for absolutely no reason.
Adime Adorbor Laughed so hard at dropping a piano on Brad.
Fuck brad.
I can’t believe it took me this long to find this gem
@@dastvan8002 Me too. Love the piano
"Let's keep it pg rated, I don't think we've had any dirty answers yet." Earlier, Do astronauts beat off in space?
Evan “rap is shit”
technically an astronaut could smoke weed in space legally because its not against the law there
lol
There is no oxygen in space so therefore no fire But seriously am I the only one who thought of this
ChromeFilms77 There's no air in space... you wouldn't be able to light it, You could just do a ton of coke though
PaulyB You wouldn't be able to snort it because there's no air in space.
But what if done in a space station?
"Lubricate my engine" - dan,2015.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd lubricate your engine ;)
Vroom vroom
"Engine" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Subscribes immediately*
Dan forgot he has to think like an American
As an Amerian, I can confirm this is a bad idea.
why? google exists in other continents
SatoruNakata size and language.
Is it cool to play bass? No that's a fish.
I think he means the guy from megaman 7 lol
Is mayonaise an instrument
+Stone Mcdowell Yes
No bass players are useless cunts
I'd much rather play cod
"baking bad" I can just imagine Marry Berry snorting flour.
Lmao the image in my head r👱🏿👸🏿
YES!!!!!!
lol
baking bad is just every single male in the kitchen.
That was a political joke somehow
Diamond Cubez flour*
This is one of those kinds of videos I could watch for hours.
I started getting weak in my hands from laughter
JamieFailsAtGames I barely managed to watch just this, dan is TERRIBLE
KingHalbatorix your terrible, if you don't want to watch the video don't
KingHalbatorix Dan isn't an American
Za Josta *You're terrible at grammar.
it's funny how he thinks molly is a person so he freaks out
Yep. Thanks GTA
And Molly from Harry potter.
Nerd3, the 1911 at 14:45 is a gun
+Medici Soldier ahhh
so good to see another gun nut
+Tiger King M1911 to be exact
Erand Bizati i know
sorry
+Medici Soldier I think he means that it's unusual for CROSSBOW quality to be there. A
crossbow is something that has been technologically inferior for a long
time now, so finding out that enough people google crossbow quality
enough to put it that high up in the auto completes is very strange.
Googling a 1911's quality is probably just someone looking for home
defense or some shit.
Birds don't actually wee separately they combine it with their poo hence why it's so liquidy
10/10 IGN would do it again
TopHatProductions Stole my line and my picture.
How do you know?
Did you rub your hands through the liquidy textures of the excretion?
Harichi Kashanami Someone has to.
... TMI ...
I just imagined Breaking Bad but instead of making Crystal Meth they made cakes. Thinking about this almost made me shit myself.
We have to cook
XD
Cake with chili powder
alastair lovell There is actually a book on amazon called Baking Bad, not even lying.
JESSE!.....WHERE ARE MY DAMN SPRINKLES!?
"I'm tying to keep it PG" *swears throughout*
oddly enough there is no law against cannibalism yet there is one against murder and one against desecration of corpse
Does anyone take their curser and stroke Dan's curser whispering "I love you?"
Get help...
You sir, have problems
No I don't, but you go girl! Follow your dreams!!!
yes
Oh. I thought shouting at it would make dan's hear you and reply. I suppose whispering is more romantic...
Here in Finland... it is actually legal to marry your cousin.
Don't fucking ask why...
*Finland :P
Dah Magpie It is in Arkansas too.
Bassam Al-Barjas No, in Germanyand Russie its illegal.
neither do us otaku. You see, it's impossible for us to get laid either way!
Bassam Al-Barjas No, it's illegal almost everywhere because... I guess possible sex with retarded kids?
This is by far one of Dan's greatest videos and we need more of these sort of things, NOW!
He did. "Double or nothing"
Hope you get this message 6 years later
@@jamesramplin8124 I did in fact! he also did another of these you say?
"Let's think of another word... weed! thank you brain." One of the reasons I like NerdCubed is the way he processes things like this haha
_"Do Astronauts carry guns?"_ - Has now moved to the second autocomplete option on Google.
What have you people been doing..?
Foxtrot369 On a related note, I'm playing this game myself and I just got - _"Cars are too......"_ and the 5th highest autocomplete answer was --- *"Mainstream"* --- :-/ says someone searching on *Google*!!?
Fucking Hipsters -_-
+Foxtrot369 Russian astronauts do carry guns.
George Aveline No, Russian Cosmonauts don't just carry guns, they carry Mosin Nagants
+Mr. Mockingjay And when they do, it will be The End for the boy...
George Aveline Have you ever seen the cosmonaut 3 barreled rifle thing? It's awesome!
Anybody else read the thumbnail as google fraud?
Yassssssss
>Says rap is shit
>Has a rap as his outro
+Proudnoob100 He didn't say that he wasn't hypocritical, did he?
+TheFifaSkilla It isnt. You just gotta look underground.
He didn't say it was shit he was just guessing what people would say :P
+TheFifaSkilla Two words.
Dan Bull.
Five words:
Epic Rap Battles Of History.
+TheFifaSkilla Jt Machinima, Defmatch, Rockit Gaming, Zacortgame, Splooge gaming, Brocken Pixels, Tech N9ne, Teamheadkick, and Hopsin.
-Astronaut 1 & 2 smoking weed in space
Ast 1 - Dude I'm so high right now.
Ast 2 - *looks out the window in wonder* duuuuuuuude thats deeeeep
I would love to see an extra long version of this video, or a part 2. I could watch this for hours. Absolutely hilarious.
I love how Dan can just entertain himself with this game xD
*raises eyebrows referencing a sex joke* haha
"Young person goes: 'I don't know! Let's find out.' And then they squeeze a bird until it farts."
I choked, and then died. Thanks Dan. At least I got to die laughing XD
1 minute of intro... my favourite then again nerd3 is one of my fav utubers
Is it legal to have a pet hedgehog. A hedgehog. A FUCKING HEDGEHOG. OF COURSE IT'S LEGAL.
Also, do dogs have brains is a viral video.
It's not legal everywhere and it is not that obvious.
Ryroe I agree
It's illegal in England because they are a protected species.
I'm England my friend has a pet hedgehog
KBC Dobby Wow, ENGLAND commented here. I wonder which country that is that has a pet hedgehog for their government.
"Gavin or Google" the web game
I'm feeling lucky
Yay for rooster teeth
Yes xD
why not zoidberg?
Google or Gavin! Gavin or Google? Which one said it? Let's find out! I'm feeling lucky!
started watching nerdcubed again after a break since 2014 and im crying of laughter
I was playing the game and the number one answer was "from what age can babies fly" :D
for anyone who doesn't know yellow eyes is a sign of liver failure. if your eyes are yellow go to a doctor. -Fan of House M.D
R.I.P House, and Wilson and Thirteen and Kutner.
Isn't it called Jaundice? -not sure of the spelling
Yellow eyes can mean many things such as Subconjunctival Hemorrhage -I'm an optometrist
That's when your skin turns yellow correct me if I'm wrong but can't only babies get jaundice or is it just more common for them?
If your eyes are a different isn't it obvious to visit a doctor?
Am I the only one who read this as "Google Freud" and thought it was going to be something to do with Sigmund Freud's psycho analysis?
eh... yeah.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
That may be racist but it's still funny as hell.
i'm pretty sure it would actually be the asian taking the white guy by the legs, the black and the mexican by the arms and then swinging him together over the ledge. seriously, i'm white and we fucked up a lot of stuff.
and actually i just thought about it, maybe there would be an arab swinging him by the leg as well. the crusades were fucking stupid.
Bear Grills If you think we fucked up shit then you have a very limited view of history and understanding of empiricism.
i can’t believe it’s been 3 years since this video was uploaded. i used to watch this every day
6 years now. Dan has imprinted onto my brain in a way he'll never know. There's so many old gems I revisit every now and then. Thank you youtube recommendations.
quote from the 'can you smoke' section "Molly?! What the fuck did molly do yo all of you??" Dan's so innocent
21:08 did anyone else face palm when he missed George Washington
+Andrew Fitzgerald forgive him he's British.
+melissa griffin So was George Washington. :D
+Jack Amphlett boom! Roasted
Isn't he the guy that found America or something? I'm English so I don't know
+jsegaul420 ahhh he was a colonial peasant
DO MORE!!!!!! This was brilliant
Best quotes from the video:
0:50 "What is the best tequila to suck out of a dwarves naval?"
3:41 "Yeah, baking bad is a show where people make shit cakes."
3:55 "Do birds farts?"
8:38 "If you have ever searched for 'Google, are you my friend?' go meet some new people."
8:52 "WHAAT!? How is sparkling vampires not there?"
9:32 "Sparkling WIGGLES?!"
10:19 "I like how out of all of those, I got the lizard. What does that say about me?"
12:14 "Do astronauts... dream OF ELECTRIC SHEEP!?"
12:43 "SMOKE WEED IN SPACE!? Are you kidd- like- it's like NASA's up there like "Uh, yeah it's uh- it's uh twenty past four, it's time f- that's not a thing, like the ISS counties just filled with fucking smoke. Shut up we're trying to fix this, everything's still running on Windows FUCKING 98"
14:13 "Has a person ever been on fire while being sexed to death, but actually was immortal so didn't die?"
17:07 "Silica gel? What, the thing that says "do not eat" on it? Hahaha, internet you're so clever."
21:18 "Is there a law against EVERYTHIOGJN!?"
26:25 "It is very cool to be weird, that is the thing that's best."
Funny thing is Baking bad actually exists and is pretty funny.
ViS Drecksackblase so... you like spongebob 2?
Jackson Smith yes I do.
***** I watched it about a year ago but i will never forget :)
Breaking bald
Meerjungfraumann & Blaubarschbube werden dich zur Rechenschaft ziehen! ;)
IHE background song: 4:34
+The Stacker that sentence is really redundant...
+Daweasaurus If everyone knows then there's no point in talking about it
TheVox and whatculture
PLEASE make more, Dan!
I love how Dan freaked out over the crossbow and then completely blanked on the 1911 that was above it
Welcome to the under 301 club, what would you like to drink?
11:37 "wonderful stuff, squawk, human stuff, can't get enough, squawk, of human stuff"
I love how dan played it, then one year later everybody is playing it
To nerd cubed thanks for doing this because it showed that there is other games on the web
Gavin or Google. Google or Gavin, which one's better? Let's find out, hey!
Leetgrain I was thinking that when I started the video. xD
Leetgrain do birds sleep
Wot if yo legs... Din't kno they wuh legs?
Leetgrain I'm feeling lucky.
Gavin probably caused the guns one to be on there then I guess, also this game is basically Gavin or Google without Gavin..
My brains autocomplete for 'how do you get rid of' was blood... I scare myself sometimes.
My thought was body XD
TheOdd101 It took me a while to realise you meant getting rid of blood stains and not just getting rid of all the blood in your circulatory system.
TheOdd101 Weird, mine said ants.
P3dotme For "Who makes the best" my mind was stuck on DOUGHNUTS!
i thought "How do you get rid of Justin bieber"
Nerdcubed is officially my favorite youtuber.
When you did do birds fart I didn't laugh at the fact that it was #2, but your laugh cracked me up! XD
At 3:43, it sounds like he sad Breaking Brad. That's when people try to kill a guy named Brad.
Obviously it's Procrastinator Brad.
'is there a law against...' "EVERYTHIOGJN!"
Everyone search this. We can make this happen
birds not only can see more colours than they have in their plumage, because of additional colour cones in their retina that are sensitive to ultraviolet range, but they also see colours that are invisible to humans
"I have never, been so happy, to see the word fart in my entire life" Daniel Hardcastle 2015
Dan yellow eyes are a sign of jaundice, not smoking.
Yellow eyes is also a sign of smoking including lung damage
The Elite Hitman- DeXtRuCtIoN5 liver failure* im a doctor
These google searches make me not want to be human.
One of them I played was the poor should and some of the answers were Eat their babies, die and not vote...........
Would you rather be a farting bird?
immanerd178 Should the poor eat their young?
Huh, well it certainly sounds like A Modest Proposal.
WarCollider Ireland only has so many potatoes.
I played this, and nearly every query was or was related to smoking / weed
Question: “Who makes the best ____”
Dan: *Questions why someone would look for the best crossbow.*
Also Dan: *Completely ignores the “1911” answer above.*
YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
is there a law against... driving underage? yes, otherwise there would be no such thing as "underage driving" because 2 be underage you have to be breaking the law, does that make sense? logic
it probably meant can i get in trouble if my b-day is tommrow
23:53 Dan was 5 years ahead of his time.
Pogs are these collectable little disc things if you didn't know
You are atrocious at this, but I'm enjoying every second of this.
Ethan Seay Considering it's Americans searches and he isn't American he did ok
'Good games being on steam any more'. SHOTS FIRED!!! NERDCUBED SHOTS FIRED!!!!
I believe "Rap is the Soul of a Man" is the name of a track from Gurren Lagann's OST
the one that goes "do the impossible see the invisible ROW ROW fight the POWAH"
Surprised about the crossbow search, not fazed by the 1911 search.
whats wrong with 1911
Comic B Studios It's a handgun.
TheOdd101 exactly whats the big deal its a GUN what are you not allowed to have them in Britain?
ModernGameArmy Yeah you're right. It just a wepon that shoo high purpulsion lead shells that can kill a man in an instant. No big deal right?
George Gardner ya i can do the same thing with a butter knife you point?
"Do birds fart?"
Still makes me laugh
25:33 "is it cool to play bass? No, that's a fish." I'm just gonna laugh at this for a while
I think this video shows why I like Dan, I kept shouting out the same answers as him
I don't know of many pet bans in Michigan. Maybe some people here are just weird.
Its probably because of this one streamer that used to live in michigan that wanted a pet, but im not entirely sure
Wake me up when it's all over when I'm wiser and I'm olde...
SuperMinecrafter200 u missed off the r
DaZe11TuneZ You forgot the y and the o. You also forgot to take the "off" off.
But hey, we can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant
Dan knows far less about trivial things than I would have ever guessed.
He also doesn't know some factual things that surprised me.
Ah well.
As a person living in Michigan, yes, a lot of people in my town have weird pets. I have a friend who has pet goats, and another that rescues bay rats from reptile conventions.
"WHOAH A CROSSBOW"
>I guess Dan doesn't know what a 1911 is.
I think you should be more worried about 'Who makes the best 1911'
***** I think he knows that's why it's worrying
James Parker its a hand gun
*****
hand cannon ;)
*****
That was a joke made by me because 1911 has great firepower, not like Desert Eagle but still.
As a Michigander, I don't know what the fuck we're on
google or gavin and this look like sooo much fun.
I still play this and Geoguesser from time to time.
Is legal to have a pet named Steve?
HIGHR Oh Hai Mark(Iplier)
fuck off.
Yes
I got the question: "What happens when you eat ..." I filled in "weed" and guess what. 10,000 points.
You don't eat weed? Stop living under a rock!
That's the joke .............
But... I did make a joke!
Im happy to see rap is the soul of a man as the top search for rap is. I love that song :D
I love the fact that sparkling water came to mind after wine. Too much my drunk kitchen.
When I was 6 years old, I was born with no face.
so... You were born when you were 6?
Yes
Lewis Fogden Well you have a major disablity then.
GameGrumps \o/
The Official Jampot ... It's snowing, on mount Fuji
I played it myself and on can jesus... the top answer was can Jesus microwave a burrito
This was hilarious! Great oneshot Dan!
We need another Google feud from dan
I love how fast he thinks of "rap is shit"
I like how Dan ignores 1911 but finds crossbow weird
+The Official Nelson Gaming He may not have known that the 1911 is a pistol, I don't know how Britain is with knowing guns and such.
Jack NO! Owning a gun here is basically as non existant as winning the lottery, there is a shit ton of paperwork to go through to get a liscence. Then you have to find a place to buy a gun.
Tesco Lemon Bleach I
Not that hard if you live out in the country.
p.s. astronauts actually did carry shotguns into space at one point, when the whole space thing was newer and everyone was racing and some people didn't take too kindly to having a respectable competition
i was waiting for some gavin or google questions