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  • We asked 2.8 billion insane people...
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    "Got Funk", "Hep Cats", "George Street Shuffle", "Local Forecast - Slower", "Sidewalk Shade - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,6 тис.

  • @HappyMaskGamer
    @HappyMaskGamer 9 років тому +678

    As a guy from Michigan, I apologize for our crazy pet questions

    • @SimpsonM35A2
      @SimpsonM35A2 9 років тому +10

      I was bout to say the same thing. some crazy people here.

    • @EchoX
      @EchoX 9 років тому +6

      I second that Also from the Big M

    • @EchoX
      @EchoX 9 років тому +10

      also MICHIGAN FOLK UNITE!!

    • @TheTaiylorWallace
      @TheTaiylorWallace 9 років тому +3

      Go Spartans and all that jazz

    • @Pods_Vids
      @Pods_Vids 9 років тому +3

      PixelatedGaming Hi! from michigan also!

  • @Louis-nz1od
    @Louis-nz1od 9 років тому +530

    *Points out crossbow*
    *Blatantly ignores 1911*

    • @brandoncowan9029
      @brandoncowan9029 9 років тому +68

      Louis Trefgarne Shhh... He obviously doesn't know what that means. XD

    • @rancethechapper6203
      @rancethechapper6203 9 років тому +11

      What does it mean

    • @TheLaptopLagger
      @TheLaptopLagger 9 років тому +21

      Geoff Gustav a world changing pistol

    • @Icedrake201
      @Icedrake201 9 років тому +31

      Louis Trefgarne That makes sense though, since a million arms corporations make their own version of the 1911 pistol.

    • @alexfedder8181
      @alexfedder8181 9 років тому

      Geoff Gustav the handgun

  • @scj6693
    @scj6693 8 років тому +612

    "X-ann-Axe?!” Molly?!"
    Dan is like a confused white mother trying to look up things she doesn't want her kid to smoke.

    • @harryjackson5028
      @harryjackson5028 8 років тому +13

      Xanax is used to quell social anxiety lol

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 років тому +8

      +Harry Jackson the sad thing is that he doesn't even knkw

    • @andypoo64
      @andypoo64 8 років тому +1

      +Harry Jackson Where can I get Xanax

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 7 років тому +17

      I honestly can't even tell whether he's joking, or he actually doesn't know what molly and xanax are.

    • @theprocrastinators4841
      @theprocrastinators4841 7 років тому

      Lucius Spohr A

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 9 років тому +298

    "I only do jokes about meth and speed."
    Dan... Meth _is_ speed.

    • @SeptexGaming
      @SeptexGaming 9 років тому

      lol

    • @PaigedCooling
      @PaigedCooling 9 років тому +1

      I thought speed was cocaine?

    • @SeptexGaming
      @SeptexGaming 9 років тому +17

      guess we better GOOGLE it

    • @SeptexGaming
      @SeptexGaming 9 років тому

      :p

    • @MongySlayer
      @MongySlayer 9 років тому +14

      I thought meth was methamphetamines whereas speed is just amphetamines... Probably wrong, though.

  • @Neostrius
    @Neostrius 9 років тому +141

    12:45 "Mission control, we are so high right now"
    "This is mission control, how high are you?"
    *Inhales*
    "In more ways than one."

    • @Ryroe
      @Ryroe 9 років тому +8

      *Inhales*
      is basically the space version of
      *Puts on sunglasses*,
      isn't it?

    • @Bandit4557
      @Bandit4557 9 років тому

      Ryroe "its basically the version of... isnt it?"100% legit.

    • @Ryroe
      @Ryroe 9 років тому +2

      Bandit4557 lol. Are you joking or did you really not get what I meant?
      I would've put "inhales" and "puts on sunglasses" in quotation marks, but then it would've not been bold anymore.

    • @Neostrius
      @Neostrius 9 років тому +7

      "Come in! Apollo 13! Come in!"
      *3 Months Later*
      "Houston, we have a problem"
      And that's how Apollo 14 was made.

    • @the__wolf5087
      @the__wolf5087 9 років тому +7

      "Mission control I have discovered that the president is in fact a lizard

  • @ratboy3001
    @ratboy3001 9 років тому +26

    I love how, when Dan laughs, there's that milisecond when he's gasping for air, and it sounds like a really excited pre-teen girl off in the distance.

  • @wveso
    @wveso 9 років тому +389

    This is one of those kinds of videos I could watch for hours.

    • @voidwaiker5497
      @voidwaiker5497 9 років тому +5

      I started getting weak in my hands from laughter

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 9 років тому +2

      JamieFailsAtGames I barely managed to watch just this, dan is TERRIBLE

    • @mitchelmagraw791
      @mitchelmagraw791 9 років тому +1

      KingHalbatorix your terrible, if you don't want to watch the video don't

    • @josephcristiano4115
      @josephcristiano4115 9 років тому +1

      KingHalbatorix Dan isn't an American

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 9 років тому +1

      Za Josta *You're terrible at grammar.

  • @ChromeFilms77
    @ChromeFilms77 9 років тому +180

    technically an astronaut could smoke weed in space legally because its not against the law there

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 9 років тому

      lol

    • @georgecarrier5561
      @georgecarrier5561 9 років тому +5

      There is no oxygen in space so therefore no fire But seriously am I the only one who thought of this

    • @PaulyB222
      @PaulyB222 9 років тому +4

      ChromeFilms77 There's no air in space... you wouldn't be able to light it, You could just do a ton of coke though

    • @ropeadopedope
      @ropeadopedope 9 років тому

      PaulyB You wouldn't be able to snort it because there's no air in space.

    • @kitkat9322
      @kitkat9322 9 років тому +2

      But what if done in a space station?

  • @DreadDoom
    @DreadDoom 8 років тому +129

    13:15 Soviet astronauts actually used to carry handguns in case they had to protect themselves from local wildlife after re-entering the atmosphere. The more you know.

  • @SeptexGaming
    @SeptexGaming 9 років тому +1101

    Bing Feud.. We surveyed 12 people ...

    • @vtcbatman2444
      @vtcbatman2444 9 років тому +76

      Jesus what an exaggeration

    • @CandleClockwork
      @CandleClockwork 9 років тому +75

      Septex Seriously, you're giving it a lot of extra users.

    • @SeptexGaming
      @SeptexGaming 9 років тому +58

      Candle Clockwork people? They're Microsoft employee's

    • @CommanderKatelyn
      @CommanderKatelyn 9 років тому +24

      Obvious troll is obvious.
      You don't over exaggerate like that.
      It's just rude.

    • @NomoregoodnamesD8
      @NomoregoodnamesD8 9 років тому +9

      Katelyn Scully It's not too much of an exaggeration. I hear they have an underground mole army.... whoops spoke too much...

  • @diamondcubez
    @diamondcubez 9 років тому +219

    "baking bad" I can just imagine Marry Berry snorting flour.

    • @AbdulAhad-jp6pe
      @AbdulAhad-jp6pe 9 років тому

      Lmao the image in my head r👱🏿👸🏿

    • @Introverted_Walrus
      @Introverted_Walrus 9 років тому

      YES!!!!!!

    • @TheRaceAcer
      @TheRaceAcer 9 років тому

      lol

    • @TheRaceAcer
      @TheRaceAcer 9 років тому +2

      baking bad is just every single male in the kitchen.
      That was a political joke somehow

    • @AirportCone
      @AirportCone 9 років тому +2

      Diamond Cubez flour*

  • @lukasrocks1000
    @lukasrocks1000 8 років тому +78

    4:10 and here we can hear a small animal, possibly a bird, being squeezed by dan to the point of farting

  • @azeenabdulla9579
    @azeenabdulla9579 9 років тому +424

    "Lubricate my engine" - dan,2015.

  • @NinjaToadNT
    @NinjaToadNT 9 років тому +155

    "What is the best tequila to suck out of a dwarf's navel" NEEDS to be a top Google search.

    • @cxtch8997
      @cxtch8997 9 років тому +15

      Yes! Everyone search that

    • @jman3267
      @jman3267 9 років тому +16

      It used to be "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for fruit salad"

    • @SeptexGaming
      @SeptexGaming 9 років тому

      Dan's made it an autocorrect

    • @diogitalk
      @diogitalk 9 років тому +1

      I searched it to check and 1st thing I see is this vide XD

    • @coolkid82829
      @coolkid82829 9 років тому +8

      NinjaToad If you google that, this video comes up XD

  • @GamingMasterAnthony
    @GamingMasterAnthony 8 років тому +122

    "What the fuck is happening in Michgan" You don't want to know

    • @imbibe9891
      @imbibe9891 8 років тому +4

      some weird s*** goes down here

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 8 років тому +5

      Michael Sherrill I know, I LIVE in michigan

    • @eldon9735
      @eldon9735 8 років тому

      +Gaming Master Anthony Oh dayum son, my feels go out to you

    • @Pods_Vids
      @Pods_Vids 8 років тому

      i live in michigan too :(

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 7 років тому +1

      ***** coldness, mayors all but fighting eachother, more corruption scandals (not zs bad as Kilpatrik was in, but still), stuff like that

  • @UberMenschNowFilms
    @UberMenschNowFilms 9 років тому +61

    11:28
    >glances over "1911"
    >"HOLY SHIT! A CROSS BOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE!"

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 9 років тому +3

      He's British, so he didn't know that. (Although he should have known that as a Metal Gear fan.)

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 9 років тому +1

      You can't green text on UA-cam get the fuck out

    • @kyleslaven4171
      @kyleslaven4171 9 років тому

      In the world war 2 the brithsh used 1911s and just because he is British doesn't mean he don't know what a 1911 is I'm British and I know what a 1911 is.

    • @defenestrationismyfavoriteword
      @defenestrationismyfavoriteword 9 років тому

      kyle pie Not just the British. I think, emphasis on think, the Colt 1911 was American made.

    • @kyleslaven4171
      @kyleslaven4171 9 років тому

      Oh yes I know that but British forces did use them and if you have a license you can buy a 1911 also it is a well known gun

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 9 років тому +69

    "is my bird having a seizure"
    "is my bird gay"
    I'll just leave this here.

  • @bruh9297
    @bruh9297 7 років тому +96

    You have... Breaking Bad: The actual show. Braking Bad: It's about not braking fast enough. Breaking Brad: We drop a piano on Brad. Braking Brad: He's good at braking and shit at everything else. Baking Brad: Brad the baker/ we're sending him to Australia. Baking Bad: Awful bakers. This has been me typing this for absolutely no reason.

    • @ipetzombies
      @ipetzombies 7 років тому +2

      Adime Adorbor Laughed so hard at dropping a piano on Brad.

    • @lordsheogorath194
      @lordsheogorath194 7 років тому +6

      Fuck brad.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 4 роки тому

      I can’t believe it took me this long to find this gem

    • @jamesramplin8124
      @jamesramplin8124 3 роки тому

      @@dastvan8002 Me too. Love the piano

  • @DasGewkmiXX
    @DasGewkmiXX 9 років тому +277

    "Rap is the soul of a man" Pretty much sums up why there aren't any ginger rappers.

    • @FirstLast-op9dj
      @FirstLast-op9dj 9 років тому +2

      That is 100% true

    • @ryanswift3651
      @ryanswift3651 9 років тому

      Don't be rude gingers do have souls👶

    • @FirstLast-op9dj
      @FirstLast-op9dj 9 років тому +1

      JimCo. Thank you someone who agrees with me

    • @ryanswift3651
      @ryanswift3651 9 років тому

      Have you even meet a person with ginger hair before

    • @JimCoScotland
      @JimCoScotland 9 років тому

      Ryan Swift Have you ever met an English teacher before? lol And yes I have met a ginger person before, I live in Scotland I'm surrounded by them.

  • @jackiechan3898
    @jackiechan3898 9 років тому +34

    Birds don't actually wee separately they combine it with their poo hence why it's so liquidy

    • @tophatproductions3031
      @tophatproductions3031 9 років тому +1

      10/10 IGN would do it again

    • @rednovember2205
      @rednovember2205 9 років тому +1

      TopHatProductions Stole my line and my picture.

    • @yugioh1581
      @yugioh1581 9 років тому

      How do you know?
      Did you rub your hands through the liquidy textures of the excretion?

    • @alyyyxxxx
      @alyyyxxxx 9 років тому

      Harichi Kashanami Someone has to.

    • @kristinlee4505
      @kristinlee4505 9 років тому

      ... TMI ...

  • @Evan-pu3qu
    @Evan-pu3qu 8 років тому +42

    "Let's keep it pg rated, I don't think we've had any dirty answers yet." Earlier, Do astronauts beat off in space?

  • @durpface1087
    @durpface1087 9 років тому +209

    Does anyone take their curser and stroke Dan's curser whispering "I love you?"

    • @juliusmabry4839
      @juliusmabry4839 9 років тому +75

      Get help...

    • @Beesechurgerr
      @Beesechurgerr 9 років тому +35

      You sir, have problems

    • @moffeltje4967
      @moffeltje4967 9 років тому +9

      No I don't, but you go girl! Follow your dreams!!!

    • @NonExistingName
      @NonExistingName 9 років тому +3

      yes

    • @TheImmortalPwnage
      @TheImmortalPwnage 9 років тому +6

      Oh. I thought shouting at it would make dan's hear you and reply. I suppose whispering is more romantic...

  • @Ali-je4nv
    @Ali-je4nv 9 років тому +110

    I just imagined Breaking Bad but instead of making Crystal Meth they made cakes. Thinking about this almost made me shit myself.

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 9 років тому +32

      We have to cook

    • @Ali-je4nv
      @Ali-je4nv 9 років тому +2

      XD

    • @ilovecats4949
      @ilovecats4949 9 років тому +3

      Cake with chili powder

    • @jake_744
      @jake_744 9 років тому +1

      alastair lovell There is actually a book on amazon called Baking Bad, not even lying.

    • @DanielHidalgo9560
      @DanielHidalgo9560 9 років тому +11

      JESSE!.....WHERE ARE MY DAMN SPRINKLES!?

  • @Burritobib
    @Burritobib 8 років тому +156

    Is it cool to play bass? No that's a fish.

  • @Foxtrot369
    @Foxtrot369 9 років тому +52

    _"Do Astronauts carry guns?"_ - Has now moved to the second autocomplete option on Google.
    What have you people been doing..?

    • @Foxtrot369
      @Foxtrot369 9 років тому +15

      Foxtrot369 On a related note, I'm playing this game myself and I just got - _"Cars are too......"_ and the 5th highest autocomplete answer was --- *"Mainstream"* --- :-/ says someone searching on *Google*!!?
      Fucking Hipsters -_-

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 9 років тому

      +Foxtrot369 Russian astronauts do carry guns.

    • @vegeta8770
      @vegeta8770 9 років тому

      George Aveline No, Russian Cosmonauts don't just carry guns, they carry Mosin Nagants

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 9 років тому

      +Mr. Mockingjay And when they do, it will be The End for the boy...

    • @leonardotavaresdardenne9955
      @leonardotavaresdardenne9955 9 років тому

      George Aveline Have you ever seen the cosmonaut 3 barreled rifle thing? It's awesome!

  • @pyryvirtanen6081
    @pyryvirtanen6081 9 років тому +153

    Here in Finland... it is actually legal to marry your cousin.
    Don't fucking ask why...

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 9 років тому +8

      *Finland :P

    • @MonkeyNutz2009
      @MonkeyNutz2009 9 років тому

      Dah Magpie It is in Arkansas too.

    • @mrmundyyy
      @mrmundyyy 9 років тому

      Bassam Al-Barjas No, in Germanyand Russie its illegal.

    • @otanakanu1361
      @otanakanu1361 9 років тому +1

      neither do us otaku. You see, it's impossible for us to get laid either way!

    • @kitkat9322
      @kitkat9322 9 років тому

      Bassam Al-Barjas No, it's illegal almost everywhere because... I guess possible sex with retarded kids?

  • @GhostTrevenant
    @GhostTrevenant 8 років тому +38

    it's funny how he thinks molly is a person so he freaks out

  • @Ty-ef9lu
    @Ty-ef9lu 8 років тому +223

    Dan forgot he has to think like an American

    • @Maxor248
      @Maxor248 7 років тому +17

      As an Amerian, I can confirm this is a bad idea.

    • @ActuallyAwesomeName
      @ActuallyAwesomeName 6 років тому +3

      why? google exists in other continents

    • @theglitchcounter264
      @theglitchcounter264 6 років тому +7

      SatoruNakata size and language.

  • @medicisoldier2790
    @medicisoldier2790 8 років тому +85

    Nerd3, the 1911 at 14:45 is a gun

    • @captinobvious4705
      @captinobvious4705 8 років тому +7

      +Medici Soldier ahhh
      so good to see another gun nut

    • @erandbizati9662
      @erandbizati9662 8 років тому

      +Tiger King M1911 to be exact

    • @captinobvious4705
      @captinobvious4705 8 років тому

      Erand Bizati i know

    • @erandbizati9662
      @erandbizati9662 8 років тому

      sorry

    • @Tecreatoromega
      @Tecreatoromega 8 років тому +3

      +Medici Soldier I think he means that it's unusual for CROSSBOW quality to be there. A
      crossbow is something that has been technologically inferior for a long
      time now, so finding out that enough people google crossbow quality
      enough to put it that high up in the auto completes is very strange.
      Googling a 1911's quality is probably just someone looking for home
      defense or some shit.

  • @jake_744
    @jake_744 9 років тому +4

    "Let's think of another word... weed! thank you brain." One of the reasons I like NerdCubed is the way he processes things like this haha

  • @rainyxyz
    @rainyxyz 9 років тому +22

    I love how Dan can just entertain himself with this game xD

    • @callummascall
      @callummascall 9 років тому +13

      *raises eyebrows referencing a sex joke* haha

  • @DimaShinder
    @DimaShinder 9 років тому +39

    Anybody else read the thumbnail as google fraud?

  • @PrincessConsuiela
    @PrincessConsuiela 8 років тому +6

    "I'm tying to keep it PG" *swears throughout*

  • @dovewing6552
    @dovewing6552 9 років тому +6

    "Young person goes: 'I don't know! Let's find out.' And then they squeeze a bird until it farts."
    I choked, and then died. Thanks Dan. At least I got to die laughing XD

  • @theundivided5765
    @theundivided5765 9 років тому +5

    oddly enough there is no law against cannibalism yet there is one against murder and one against desecration of corpse

  • @TheVoxcraft
    @TheVoxcraft 8 років тому +48

    IHE background song: 4:34

    • @Daweasaurus
      @Daweasaurus 8 років тому

      +The Stacker that sentence is really redundant...

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 років тому

      +Daweasaurus If everyone knows then there's no point in talking about it

    • @WaluigiLebron
      @WaluigiLebron 7 років тому

      TheVox and whatculture

  • @suspectsn0thing
    @suspectsn0thing 9 років тому +37

    Is it legal to have a pet hedgehog. A hedgehog. A FUCKING HEDGEHOG. OF COURSE IT'S LEGAL.
    Also, do dogs have brains is a viral video.

    • @Ryroe
      @Ryroe 9 років тому +19

      It's not legal everywhere and it is not that obvious.

    • @OliverKirkham
      @OliverKirkham 9 років тому +1

      Ryroe I agree

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 9 років тому +2

      It's illegal in England because they are a protected species.

    • @lildannyd2K10
      @lildannyd2K10 9 років тому +1

      I'm England my friend has a pet hedgehog

    • @Ryroe
      @Ryroe 9 років тому +3

      KBC Dobby Wow, ENGLAND commented here. I wonder which country that is that has a pet hedgehog for their government.

  • @AquarialTV
    @AquarialTV 8 років тому +46

    >Says rap is shit
    >Has a rap as his outro

    • @halogensarefun8674
      @halogensarefun8674 8 років тому +2

      +Proudnoob100 He didn't say that he wasn't hypocritical, did he?

    • @Theodiorr
      @Theodiorr 8 років тому +3

      +TheFifaSkilla It isnt. You just gotta look underground.

    • @thunderball11111
      @thunderball11111 8 років тому +5

      He didn't say it was shit he was just guessing what people would say :P

    • @benharkin4909
      @benharkin4909 8 років тому +4

      +TheFifaSkilla Two words.
      Dan Bull.
      Five words:
      Epic Rap Battles Of History.

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 8 років тому

      +TheFifaSkilla Jt Machinima, Defmatch, Rockit Gaming, Zacortgame, Splooge gaming, Brocken Pixels, Tech N9ne, Teamheadkick, and Hopsin.

  • @Fribeepig
    @Fribeepig 8 років тому +11

    I was playing the game and the number one answer was "from what age can babies fly" :D

  • @SyranMusicOfficial
    @SyranMusicOfficial 9 років тому +30

    "Gavin or Google" the web game

  • @LorasTyrell354
    @LorasTyrell354 9 років тому +13

    Am I the only one who read this as "Google Freud" and thought it was going to be something to do with Sigmund Freud's psycho analysis?

  • @BalimaarTheBassFish
    @BalimaarTheBassFish 8 років тому +4

    -Astronaut 1 & 2 smoking weed in space
    Ast 1 - Dude I'm so high right now.
    Ast 2 - *looks out the window in wonder* duuuuuuuude thats deeeeep

  • @lazyguy5020
    @lazyguy5020 9 років тому +39

    for anyone who doesn't know yellow eyes is a sign of liver failure. if your eyes are yellow go to a doctor. -Fan of House M.D

    • @cookie-kv9bl
      @cookie-kv9bl 9 років тому +1

      R.I.P House, and Wilson and Thirteen and Kutner.

    • @alyyyxxxx
      @alyyyxxxx 9 років тому +4

      Isn't it called Jaundice? -not sure of the spelling

    • @TheHAMR1111
      @TheHAMR1111 9 років тому +3

      Yellow eyes can mean many things such as Subconjunctival Hemorrhage -I'm an optometrist

    • @TheGamzers
      @TheGamzers 9 років тому

      That's when your skin turns yellow correct me if I'm wrong but can't only babies get jaundice or is it just more common for them?

    • @zactaylor3138
      @zactaylor3138 9 років тому

      If your eyes are a different isn't it obvious to visit a doctor?

  • @DualTheAwesome
    @DualTheAwesome 9 років тому +3

    quote from the 'can you smoke' section "Molly?! What the fuck did molly do yo all of you??" Dan's so innocent

  • @greggriffith685
    @greggriffith685 9 років тому +8

    On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

    • @Tobygamesiscool
      @Tobygamesiscool 9 років тому +4

      That may be racist but it's still funny as hell.

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 7 років тому +3

      i'm pretty sure it would actually be the asian taking the white guy by the legs, the black and the mexican by the arms and then swinging him together over the ledge. seriously, i'm white and we fucked up a lot of stuff.

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 7 років тому +2

      and actually i just thought about it, maybe there would be an arab swinging him by the leg as well. the crusades were fucking stupid.

    • @kimmiewise1044
      @kimmiewise1044 6 років тому

      Bear Grills If you think we fucked up shit then you have a very limited view of history and understanding of empiricism.

  • @N4rg0n
    @N4rg0n 9 років тому +15

    Funny thing is Baking bad actually exists and is pretty funny.

    • @jacksonsmith5312
      @jacksonsmith5312 9 років тому

      ViS Drecksackblase so... you like spongebob 2?

    • @N4rg0n
      @N4rg0n 9 років тому

      Jackson Smith yes I do.

    • @jacksonsmith5312
      @jacksonsmith5312 9 років тому

      ***** I watched it about a year ago but i will never forget :)

    • @voidwaiker5497
      @voidwaiker5497 9 років тому

      Breaking bald

    • @Ryroe
      @Ryroe 9 років тому

      Meerjungfraumann & Blaubarschbube werden dich zur Rechenschaft ziehen! ;)

  • @Wingspan_5
    @Wingspan_5 9 років тому +24

    Surprised about the crossbow search, not fazed by the 1911 search.

    • @comicbstudios
      @comicbstudios 9 років тому

      whats wrong with 1911

    • @TheOdd
      @TheOdd 9 років тому

      Comic B Studios It's a handgun.

    • @ModernGameArmy
      @ModernGameArmy 9 років тому

      TheOdd101 exactly whats the big deal its a GUN what are you not allowed to have them in Britain?

    • @georgegardner3493
      @georgegardner3493 9 років тому +12

      ModernGameArmy Yeah you're right. It just a wepon that shoo high purpulsion lead shells that can kill a man in an instant. No big deal right?

    • @ModernGameArmy
      @ModernGameArmy 9 років тому

      George Gardner ya i can do the same thing with a butter knife you point?

  • @joeyscerbo7776
    @joeyscerbo7776 7 років тому +4

    11:37 "wonderful stuff, squawk, human stuff, can't get enough, squawk, of human stuff"

  • @TheOdd
    @TheOdd 9 років тому +17

    My brains autocomplete for 'how do you get rid of' was blood... I scare myself sometimes.

    • @roberthasan512
      @roberthasan512 9 років тому +6

      My thought was body XD

    • @chtholly8084
      @chtholly8084 9 років тому +16

      TheOdd101 It took me a while to realise you meant getting rid of blood stains and not just getting rid of all the blood in your circulatory system.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 9 років тому

      TheOdd101 Weird, mine said ants.

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 9 років тому

      P3dotme For "Who makes the best" my mind was stuck on DOUGHNUTS!

    • @TheKerbalgamer
      @TheKerbalgamer 9 років тому +1

      i thought "How do you get rid of Justin bieber"

  • @DefrankedChannel
    @DefrankedChannel 9 років тому +9

    Welcome to the under 301 club, what would you like to drink?

  • @Null_Force
    @Null_Force 8 років тому +33

    21:08 did anyone else face palm when he missed George Washington

    • @meritgriffin6485
      @meritgriffin6485 8 років тому +5

      +Andrew Fitzgerald forgive him he's British.

    • @jackamphlett8138
      @jackamphlett8138 8 років тому +15

      +melissa griffin So was George Washington. :D

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 8 років тому +1

      +Jack Amphlett boom! Roasted

    • @salami3405
      @salami3405 8 років тому +2

      Isn't he the guy that found America or something? I'm English so I don't know

    • @MrGamerxpert
      @MrGamerxpert 8 років тому

      +jsegaul420 ahhh he was a colonial peasant

  • @plebian258
    @plebian258 9 років тому +8

    'is there a law against...' "EVERYTHIOGJN!"

  • @Leetgrain
    @Leetgrain 9 років тому +25

    Gavin or Google. Google or Gavin, which one's better? Let's find out, hey!

    • @Paryliser13
      @Paryliser13 9 років тому +1

      Leetgrain I was thinking that when I started the video. xD

    • @canadianodst2360
      @canadianodst2360 9 років тому +1

      Leetgrain do birds sleep

    • @jacka.4254
      @jacka.4254 9 років тому +4

      Wot if yo legs... Din't kno they wuh legs?

    • @AndyVoong925
      @AndyVoong925 9 років тому +4

      Leetgrain I'm feeling lucky.

    • @greybeard29
      @greybeard29 9 років тому

      Gavin probably caused the guns one to be on there then I guess, also this game is basically Gavin or Google without Gavin..

  • @Razticz
    @Razticz 8 років тому +15

    is there a law against... driving underage? yes, otherwise there would be no such thing as "underage driving" because 2 be underage you have to be breaking the law, does that make sense? logic

    • @jamiemaster101
      @jamiemaster101 8 років тому +1

      it probably meant can i get in trouble if my b-day is tommrow

  • @NR200348Fan
    @NR200348Fan 9 років тому +24

    I don't know of many pet bans in Michigan. Maybe some people here are just weird.

    • @foroka
      @foroka 9 років тому

      Its probably because of this one streamer that used to live in michigan that wanted a pet, but im not entirely sure

    • @SuperMinecrafter200
      @SuperMinecrafter200 9 років тому +1

      Wake me up when it's all over when I'm wiser and I'm olde...

    • @Orycun
      @Orycun 9 років тому

      SuperMinecrafter200 u missed off the r

    • @Ghostshadow112
      @Ghostshadow112 9 років тому

      DaZe11TuneZ You forgot the y and the o. You also forgot to take the "off" off.

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 9 років тому

      But hey, we can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant

  • @CherryBomb_Games
    @CherryBomb_Games 4 роки тому +4

    "Do birds fart?"
    Still makes me laugh

  • @theobrown2400
    @theobrown2400 7 років тому +1

    I love how dan played it, then one year later everybody is playing it

  • @trentrice6072
    @trentrice6072 9 років тому +3

    At 3:43, it sounds like he sad Breaking Brad. That's when people try to kill a guy named Brad.

  • @lewisfogden6238
    @lewisfogden6238 9 років тому +18

    When I was 6 years old, I was born with no face.

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 9 років тому +14

      so... You were born when you were 6?

    • @lewisfogden6238
      @lewisfogden6238 9 років тому +5

      Yes

    • @idontknow11829
      @idontknow11829 9 років тому +1

      Lewis Fogden Well you have a major disablity then.

    • @TOJampot
      @TOJampot 9 років тому +3

      GameGrumps \o/

    • @vegeta8770
      @vegeta8770 9 років тому +1

      The Official Jampot ... It's snowing, on mount Fuji

  • @billy.z
    @billy.z 8 років тому +2

    25:33 "is it cool to play bass? No, that's a fish." I'm just gonna laugh at this for a while

  • @Eagle101-online
    @Eagle101-online 9 років тому +9

    These google searches make me not want to be human.

    • @Eagle101-online
      @Eagle101-online 9 років тому +5

      One of them I played was the poor should and some of the answers were Eat their babies, die and not vote...........

    • @rorc
      @rorc 9 років тому

      Would you rather be a farting bird?

    • @WarCollider
      @WarCollider 9 років тому +1

      immanerd178 Should the poor eat their young?
      Huh, well it certainly sounds like A Modest Proposal.

    • @Fish-In-A-Tin-Can
      @Fish-In-A-Tin-Can 9 років тому +1

      WarCollider Ireland only has so many potatoes.

    • @austinharning9148
      @austinharning9148 9 років тому

      I played this, and nearly every query was or was related to smoking / weed

  • @joshsantos7477
    @joshsantos7477 8 років тому +18

    *tries to highlight crossbow, highlights everything else* 😄

  • @gracelandsux
    @gracelandsux 5 років тому +1

    i can’t believe it’s been 3 years since this video was uploaded. i used to watch this every day

    • @jamesramplin8124
      @jamesramplin8124 3 роки тому

      6 years now. Dan has imprinted onto my brain in a way he'll never know. There's so many old gems I revisit every now and then. Thank you youtube recommendations.

  • @dantesandstrom4680
    @dantesandstrom4680 9 років тому +19

    Honestly, why the absolute F*** would someone ask Google if the president is a lizard? I.. I don't even know how to respond to that.

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 9 років тому +13

      There's a dumb conspiracy theory that people in powerful positions around the world are actually lizards. People actually believe this. I want to try it with a lizard woman though.

    • @dantesandstrom4680
      @dantesandstrom4680 9 років тому +5

      Thanks, that answers all my questions except for "Why the hell do people think powerful people are lizards?!?" But that's just a small, unimportant question. We shouldn't be worried at all that that the modern day human has gotten dumb enough to such an extreme degree that they actually believe humans are lizards. Not at all......... Mankind will be successful in the future.

    • @Kondai
      @Kondai 9 років тому +2

      George Aveline its a reptillian! Lol jk i read the theories they are fucking nut bags

    • @sans6138
      @sans6138 9 років тому

      Dante sandstrom we played telephone the final answer was the president is a table...

    • @dantesandstrom4680
      @dantesandstrom4680 9 років тому

      Ok. Please excuse me as i get my rope.

  • @business8662
    @business8662 9 років тому +7

    I think you should be more worried about 'Who makes the best 1911'

    • @jordanparratt9443
      @jordanparratt9443 9 років тому

      ***** I think he knows that's why it's worrying

    • @Nostrite
      @Nostrite 9 років тому

      James Parker its a hand gun

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 9 років тому

      *****
      hand cannon ;)

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 9 років тому

      *****
      That was a joke made by me because 1911 has great firepower, not like Desert Eagle but still.

  • @sgtwolf0053
    @sgtwolf0053 9 років тому

    This is by far one of Dan's greatest videos and we need more of these sort of things, NOW!

    • @jamesramplin8124
      @jamesramplin8124 3 роки тому

      He did. "Double or nothing"
      Hope you get this message 6 years later

    • @sgtwolf0053
      @sgtwolf0053 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamesramplin8124 I did in fact! he also did another of these you say?

  • @Bossmaker-rm9nc
    @Bossmaker-rm9nc 8 років тому +8

    I played it myself and on can jesus... the top answer was can Jesus microwave a burrito

  • @progrockgf
    @progrockgf 9 років тому +5

    You are atrocious at this, but I'm enjoying every second of this.

    • @shedboy4lyf
      @shedboy4lyf 9 років тому +7

      Ethan Seay Considering it's Americans searches and he isn't American he did ok

  • @phantomkitten73
    @phantomkitten73 6 років тому +2

    Best quotes from the video:
    0:50 "What is the best tequila to suck out of a dwarves naval?"
    3:41 "Yeah, baking bad is a show where people make shit cakes."
    3:55 "Do birds farts?"
    8:38 "If you have ever searched for 'Google, are you my friend?' go meet some new people."
    8:52 "WHAAT!? How is sparkling vampires not there?"
    9:32 "Sparkling WIGGLES?!"
    10:19 "I like how out of all of those, I got the lizard. What does that say about me?"
    12:14 "Do astronauts... dream OF ELECTRIC SHEEP!?"
    12:43 "SMOKE WEED IN SPACE!? Are you kidd- like- it's like NASA's up there like "Uh, yeah it's uh- it's uh twenty past four, it's time f- that's not a thing, like the ISS counties just filled with fucking smoke. Shut up we're trying to fix this, everything's still running on Windows FUCKING 98"
    14:13 "Has a person ever been on fire while being sexed to death, but actually was immortal so didn't die?"
    17:07 "Silica gel? What, the thing that says "do not eat" on it? Hahaha, internet you're so clever."
    21:18 "Is there a law against EVERYTHIOGJN!?"
    26:25 "It is very cool to be weird, that is the thing that's best."

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 3 роки тому +4

    23:53 Dan was 5 years ahead of his time.

    • @jamesramplin8124
      @jamesramplin8124 3 роки тому

      Pogs are these collectable little disc things if you didn't know

  • @MeroDN
    @MeroDN 8 років тому +52

    Was I the *only* one who searched "Has anyone been on fire while being sexed to death but actually was immortal so didn't die"?

    • @Turbomaister
      @Turbomaister 8 років тому +2

      +MeroDN Jep

    • @flyingcow6305
      @flyingcow6305 8 років тому +4

      +MeroDN Hopefully...

    • @ikovader
      @ikovader 8 років тому +3

      +MeroDN Well, once at school me and my friend... never mind.

    • @flyingcow6305
      @flyingcow6305 8 років тому

      Like a boss Hahahhahaha

    • @ganeshharris2766
      @ganeshharris2766 8 років тому +2

      +MeroDN lol it shows the nerd3 fw google feud

  • @adidashelmetboi4304
    @adidashelmetboi4304 9 років тому +1

    "I have never, been so happy, to see the word fart in my entire life" Daniel Hardcastle 2015

  • @FTGISGaming
    @FTGISGaming 9 років тому +6

    I got the question: "What happens when you eat ..." I filled in "weed" and guess what. 10,000 points.

  • @anjake01
    @anjake01 9 років тому +4

    As a Michigander, I don't know what the fuck we're on

  • @intox4953
    @intox4953 9 років тому +2

    "WHOAH A CROSSBOW"
    >I guess Dan doesn't know what a 1911 is.

  • @majentmusic
    @majentmusic 9 років тому +23

    Sorry for being a noob, but what does FW stand for?

    • @Devurauxe
      @Devurauxe 9 років тому +7

      It stands for "fucks with"

    • @TheKnifingZombie
      @TheKnifingZombie 9 років тому +28

      Or if your mum is in the room, "Fun with"

    • @marsrobotic6940
      @marsrobotic6940 9 років тому +1

      He said it means for whatever.

    • @billpony98
      @billpony98 9 років тому +1

      AngryOctopus It, actually, stands for "Fun With".

    • @Ripstop2
      @Ripstop2 9 років тому

      nerd made a vid about this fucks with for fun with

  • @augustinetoth8715
    @augustinetoth8715 8 років тому +8

    "The human race is okay again" Hi past Dan, here from June 12, 2016. Yeeeaaah, uh, something happened today, and uh, well, you'll find out eventually, past Dan.

    • @jacobcanning642
      @jacobcanning642 8 років тому

      What happened? My memory's so shit xD

    • @jacobcanning642
      @jacobcanning642 8 років тому

      +Jacob Canning a lot of shit happened

    • @gfr9109
      @gfr9109 8 років тому

      +Jacob Canning
      BrExit

    • @jacobcanning642
      @jacobcanning642 8 років тому

      +Gilian Rüsterholz Oh yeah....... Shit sorry Dan xD your country is fucked

    • @mingusitoyt8433
      @mingusitoyt8433 8 років тому

      Augustine Toth
      what happened remind me?

  • @m0sifer
    @m0sifer 9 років тому

    I love how Dan freaked out over the crossbow and then completely blanked on the 1911 that was above it

  • @tescolemonbleach2367
    @tescolemonbleach2367 9 років тому +5

    I like how Dan ignores 1911 but finds crossbow weird

    • @Mostly_Childish
      @Mostly_Childish 8 років тому +2

      +The Official Nelson Gaming He may not have known that the 1911 is a pistol, I don't know how Britain is with knowing guns and such.

    • @nipnip3304
      @nipnip3304 7 років тому +4

      Jack NO! Owning a gun here is basically as non existant as winning the lottery, there is a shit ton of paperwork to go through to get a liscence. Then you have to find a place to buy a gun.

    • @gss_illusion5272
      @gss_illusion5272 6 років тому

      Tesco Lemon Bleach I

    • @joelimby3760
      @joelimby3760 6 років тому

      Not that hard if you live out in the country.

  • @commentedonwhatyousa
    @commentedonwhatyousa 9 років тому +3

    14:10
    Do dogs have brains?
    What id like to ask the person who asked that is "Do You?"

  • @JackFoxtrotEDM
    @JackFoxtrotEDM 2 роки тому +2

    Question: “Who makes the best ____”
    Dan: *Questions why someone would look for the best crossbow.*
    Also Dan: *Completely ignores the “1911” answer above.*

    • @Ezdine_G8261
      @Ezdine_G8261 2 роки тому

      YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO

  • @normak7131
    @normak7131 9 років тому +4

    Actually here in Michigan we can have a lot of weird animals, like skunks and foxes.

  • @highr1709
    @highr1709 8 років тому +59

    Is legal to have a pet named Steve?

  • @julianvos1
    @julianvos1 8 років тому +2

    You have to become unagi! Also it's an eal according to Friends.

  • @thescaredshadow
    @thescaredshadow 9 років тому +4

    You should do this for Father and Son Day.

  • @Whightknight16
    @Whightknight16 8 років тому +4

    On behalf of Michigan I can say that I don't know the law

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 9 років тому +1

    I actually googled "Google are you my friend" just to see what would come up.

  • @ACBlackJ0ck
    @ACBlackJ0ck 8 років тому +6

    I got the "Do birds" question and one of the answers was "have penises"

    • @mwmmatt1
      @mwmmatt1 8 років тому

      They do.......... Don't look it up

  • @minosbull5962
    @minosbull5962 8 років тому +8

    Did anyone notice the IHE music

  • @playminecraftromer
    @playminecraftromer 8 років тому

    started watching nerdcubed again after a break since 2014 and im crying of laughter

  • @bensilk8261
    @bensilk8261 8 років тому +20

    Nowadays, every answer would be John Cena

  • @marcusesepisode
    @marcusesepisode 9 років тому +6

    Dogs and cats aren't enemies, that's only on TV and cartoons. I love pets, and refer to them as , "people."

    • @sarkysuchus8350
      @sarkysuchus8350 9 років тому +12

      marcusesepisode Then your mental...

    • @marcusesepisode
      @marcusesepisode 9 років тому +2

      Abraham Smuts
      Mentality is mind. Saying I'm mental is saying I'm intelligent. Check your English.

    • @sarkysuchus8350
      @sarkysuchus8350 9 років тому +16

      oh excuse me...hehm...Dear Sir or Madam. I believe that referring to domestic animals as if they were "people" is irrational, as it indicates a belief in emotional and intellectual equality and similarity between the two. I find this assertion to be indicative of insanity, and suggest that any who should know your company should perhaps be made aware of this disease of the mind.

    • @TheHampet
      @TheHampet 9 років тому +1

      Abraham Smuts That was... beautiful

    • @idontknow11829
      @idontknow11829 9 років тому

      Abraham Smuts Then again, the smart assholes and then the people that are just a human dictionary. (No offense given)

  • @9999AWC
    @9999AWC 9 років тому +1

    "Is the president a lizard?"

  • @SuPerbMusiCFan
    @SuPerbMusiCFan 9 років тому +15

    Xanax is a medication used to treat panic and strees, which infamously is highly addictive. Molly is another word for drugs.

    • @rthomas201011
      @rthomas201011 9 років тому +19

      molly is mdma. sigh.

    • @GonzoCamel
      @GonzoCamel 8 років тому +2

      Molly is another word for drugs? Seriously dude?

    • @SuPerbMusiCFan
      @SuPerbMusiCFan 8 років тому +1

      Squidz
      I'm not making it up. If you don't believe me, then it's your problem

    • @ChrisP_Kreme
      @ChrisP_Kreme 6 років тому

      Charlieignatious wrong, Molly is MDMA, more commonly known as Ecstasy

  • @iKavix
    @iKavix 9 років тому +4

    This is what Batman plays instead of Family Fortunes/ Feud.
    Coz,
    well ya know

  • @iankoehler2621
    @iankoehler2621 8 років тому +1

    To make fun of sloths. They're so unintelligent that when climbing a tree they will grab their arm (thinking it's a tree branch) and fall to their deaths.

  • @Cryomancer27
    @Cryomancer27 9 років тому +4

    6:19 FIREFLY REFERENCE YASSSSSSS

    • @WaluigiLebron
      @WaluigiLebron 7 років тому

      Noah Goble IF YOU SAW 10,000 FIRE FLIES

  • @deathstripe1
    @deathstripe1 9 років тому +5

    'do dogs have brains' is a reference to something

    • @shannonbriggs100
      @shannonbriggs100 8 років тому +1

      Is that weird blonde girl with the oversized breasts who is completely and utterly mental? She believes in God and named her cat Mitt or something after Mitt Romney.

    • @deathstripe1
      @deathstripe1 8 років тому

      she fakes being dumb

    • @phawcks7557
      @phawcks7557 8 років тому

      +Wentworth Videos she is stooped! 😜

    • @deathstripe1
      @deathstripe1 8 років тому

      Vanilla Martian yeh. as i said, she fakes i

    • @deathstripe1
      @deathstripe1 8 років тому

      t

  • @BubblegumDog_
    @BubblegumDog_ 9 років тому +1

    when it said "how to get rid of" i immidiately thought "a body" :P

  • @Flimajam
    @Flimajam 9 років тому +7

    Some of the early Russian astronauts carried guns incase they landed in enemy territory when they landed :)

    • @DaJamsta123
      @DaJamsta123 9 років тому +13

      It was more in case of landing in the wilderness than enemy territory. I don't think they would have thought shooting their way out of the US with a pistol would have been a good idea

    • @FashionBarbie
      @FashionBarbie 9 років тому

      DaJamsta123 I have reason to believe astronauts were given guns in case they were trapped in space and needed to end it quickly at least i think that was the reason they had them for the moon landing

    • @Thesuperhedge
      @Thesuperhedge 9 років тому

      with little baby pistols.

    • @magnus800
      @magnus800 9 років тому

      They still do and it's in case of animal attacks.

    • @Flimajam
      @Flimajam 9 років тому

      Thank you :)