ShortFingeredShreder bon didn't take a nap he froze to death, passed out In his car after hitting a tree I think, Jimmy was murdered. they shot him up,.. and Randy wasn't flying the plane.
Terry Kath (Chicago): "Don't worry about it. The clip isn't even in. What do you think I'm gonna do, blow my brains out?" This earned himself a Darwin award.
@@theafflictionvhs17 Opie was a good producer because he was literally the boss of the show and did all the thankless behind the scenes work and prep so the talent can do their thing. He just became unbearable on the air as he clearly couldn't keep up or linger on good banter. You still need an Opie to do a great show like O&A to move things along when a topic becomes driven to the ground and have bits/topics ready to go.
Eazy E: "Naw I don't need a condom" Keith Moon: "Hey look, m&ms Sid Vicious "Hi Nancy I'm Sid" John Denver "I think I'll get my pilot's licence Eric Clapton "We can take the child locks off, he's old enough"
I dunno, I'd say the parody track "My dick's all shitty from your asshole" makes it worthwhile. It's a better song that wouldn't exist without the original
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper: "Let's take the small plane, it's cheaper." Michael Jackson: "Screw Ambien, let's try this propofol stuff." John Entwistle: "Las Vegas, cocaine, a hooker, and I'm in my upper 50s. What's could go wrong?" Great White _and_ Goodbye to Gravity: "Fireworks inside a nightclub? Yeah, that's kind of our thing." John Bonham: "This rehearsal's a lot of work. Man I'm thirsty. Anyone have _another_ fifth of vodka and some ice kicking around?" Jimi Hendrix: "Can't sleep and Ambien hasn't been invented yet. I guess a handful of these old fashioned sleeping pills will have to do." Stevie Ray Vaughan: "Hey! Let's go skiing. I know it's August, but the landing gear on this helicopter look like skis, and there's the mountain right there..."
“Let’s see if I can weave through those trees” -Sonny Bono “Let’s record an album! -Don Johnson “They’re called publishing rights, Michael! It’s a great investment” -Paul McCartney
@@heelstevenmaggle5615 What? No it isn't. The drums make a lot of it unlistenable. There are a few good songs, but it isn't worth enduring the onslaught of noise to get to them.
Pete Townshend: Owning a computer.
He was doing research haha
He was just doing research. SUUUUUUUUUUURE
With his pants off?
Mom, relax, I'll go talk to him.
-Marvin Gaye
"I'm so fucking wasted, I think I'm gonna take a nap!"
- Jimi Hendrix, Bon Scott, and John Bonham...
ShortFingeredShreder bon didn't take a nap he froze to death, passed out In his car after hitting a tree I think, Jimmy was murdered. they shot him up,.. and Randy wasn't flying the plane.
ShortFingeredShreder. 👍💀💀
@@arthurdduda8233 couldn’t have been more false on Bon’s death
@@briman2000 You're right, he died from choking.
@@arthurdduda8233 LIke I'd take the word of someone who can spell Jimi correctly.
"I've never flown in a helicopter before!" -Stevie Ray Vaughn
Cliff Burton: "I'll take the bus."
+DanR67 How about "I want your bunk."
Garrett Wanzer Poor Cliff...
Guess you could say they threw him under the bus
I would’ve loved to hear more Metallica/HP Lovecraft songs, Cliff wrote some unique stuff.
@@jamesnoble8205 that's terrible!! 🤣🤣
"I'm going to start a band" - Bono
Don't join in, you're not funny
Yes 👍
He's the record
"Damn, Asians are sexy." - John Lennon
He was closeted
Jeff Buckley deciding that two swimming lessons as a kid was all the training necessary to swim in the Mississippi river fully clothed.
when Gary Glitter said, "Could you look at my PC? I think my hard drive crashed."
Terry Kath (Chicago): "Don't worry about it. The clip isn't even in. What do you think I'm gonna do, blow my brains out?" This earned himself a Darwin award.
You can tell Opie is really proud of himself for starting this “bit”. Pure genius maaaaN!
SgtBaker16 started them, sure, never contributed though.
Never
That was literally his job though lol. He scheduled guests, show prep, and picking out bits and topics.
@@citypopFM
As opposed to who ? Lmao.
Not exactly an “irreplaceable Worker”.
@@theafflictionvhs17 Opie was a good producer because he was literally the boss of the show and did all the thankless behind the scenes work and prep so the talent can do their thing. He just became unbearable on the air as he clearly couldn't keep up or linger on good banter. You still need an Opie to do a great show like O&A to move things along when a topic becomes driven to the ground and have bits/topics ready to go.
"Hi Courtney, nice to meet you, I'm Kurt."
Maritime Grime. Im kurt cobaine im going to.start a band
@@oiyabastard7275 Hardy har har boo you suck I wish I had the Homer boo! Sound bite
Brutal lol
Other way around, don't you think?
Eazy E: "Naw I don't need a condom"
Keith Moon: "Hey look, m&ms
Sid Vicious "Hi Nancy I'm Sid"
John Denver "I think I'll get my pilot's licence
Eric Clapton "We can take the child locks off, he's old enough"
Why would you put eazy e on there save it for a bad rap decision list
@@sindelislove821c5 eazy e didn't get aids from unprotected sex.
@SgtBaker16 unprotected sex with a man perhaps. Not easy to get it from a woman. Unless it was anal.
Michael Jackson “sure doc, as long as it actually helps me get to sleep”
@@Luvie1980the fbi injected him with it lol😂
"Chantilly lace, propeller in my face. A-boo, boo, boo-boo boo."
I laughed really hard at that.
"Hey, I'll buy if you... oh"
Dimebag Darell "Lets start a new band"
"Nah it's okay Security, let the fan come up on Stage, I love my Passionate Fans".
“I’m sure the fans will be cool”
Tupac: "Thanks for taking me home, Suge. "
Lol!!!!
Eric Clapton saying the babysitter is watching him
John Bonham: I'm gonna drink 40 shots of vodka
Pete Townshend enabling flash on his browser.
Starship “let’s get in the booth and record We Built This City”
I dunno, I'd say the parody track "My dick's all shitty from your asshole" makes it worthwhile. It's a better song that wouldn't exist without the original
Nothings gonna stop us now. 🤮
I HAAAATE that song.
Randy Rhodes : "Let's take the plane as low to the house as possible and scare Ozzy"
"Hey Freddie, you know...you might wanna be careful with that new virus going around."Freddie-"Fuck it."
And he did just that
"I think I'm going to ask this girl Yoko to go out with me."
gary glitter... "those Filipino boys are hot!"
Michael Jackson "More Jheri Curl. Gotta be nice and frizzy for this Pepsi commercial"
Opie: "Nah, we can end this and you go your way and I'll go mine and we'll call it a day"
Anthony, Jim and Sam:
"Ha ha!!!!!"
You win, sir.
"Chantilly Lace, propeller in my face" LOL!!!!
Keith Moon: "you know, drinking is fun and all, but it's time for me to straighten up. These meds should do the trick."
Chantilly lace propeller in my face! hahah Jimmy is the best.
Favorite one was the last one. Skynyrd going, "yeah. We'll but that surplus plane."
Nickleback - "guys, lets form a band"
"I'm gonna try some heroin..." - Too many legends to name.
“I’ll just take a nap” -Bon Scott
Sure, Jim can introduce me
-Ozzy Osbourne
Linger longer
Bon Scott: Just one more drink...
Holy shit, "Chantilly lace, propeller in my face" made me laugh out loud at work. Fucking Jimmy rules.
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper: "Let's take the small plane, it's cheaper."
Michael Jackson: "Screw Ambien, let's try this propofol stuff."
John Entwistle: "Las Vegas, cocaine, a hooker, and I'm in my upper 50s. What's could go wrong?"
Great White _and_ Goodbye to Gravity: "Fireworks inside a nightclub? Yeah, that's kind of our thing."
John Bonham: "This rehearsal's a lot of work. Man I'm thirsty. Anyone have _another_ fifth of vodka and some ice kicking around?"
Jimi Hendrix: "Can't sleep and Ambien hasn't been invented yet. I guess a handful of these old fashioned sleeping pills will have to do."
Stevie Ray Vaughan: "Hey! Let's go skiing. I know it's August, but the landing gear on this helicopter look like skis, and there's the mountain right there..."
"chantily lace, propeller in mah face!" lmao
After hearing this I cannot listen to Chantilly Lace without singing along "propeller in my face"
Me either! I'll never hear it the same again lol
"Hold my tea George, I'm about to take a ride on the oriental express.
“And eating it” kills me no matter how many times I think of it 😂😂😂
Freddie Mercury-"fuck it darling i'm going to do everything with everybody".
Pam and Tommy Lee let's have a pool party for the kids
Janis Joplin saying "I'm so tired from taking all this heroin, I think I could use a drink"
"Pretty sure this isn't loaded." - Terry Kath
Vince Neil "hey who wants to get beer with me?" Oh man that's bad but too funny
Just stating a fact really.
Ozzy osbourne- its ok,that bat is only made of rubber.
“Let’s see if I can weave through those trees” -Sonny Bono
“Let’s record an album! -Don Johnson
“They’re called publishing rights, Michael! It’s a great investment” -Paul McCartney
Pete Townsend leaving his computer on
I feel nauseous, I'm gonna lie down.
-Jimmy Hendrix
Billy: I'm not sure this is a good idea
Kenny: don't worry it'll rock.
Syd Barret: drink a shotglass full of liquid LSD? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
Roger Waters: i hope your not busy for like a year dude
Nick "Razzle" Dingley: Vince, im feeling a little buzzed, you should drive.
"I wonder what a thermometer tastes like?"
-Easy E
Terry Reid telling Jimmy Page he didn't want to join his new band Led Zeppelin.
“Let me take a bath real quick” -Jim Morrison
Add a few others
That clown caller actually said Van Halen wasn't a big deal in Rock history lol.
You don't have to be a fan to recognize they were big at the time.
Kurt cobain doing copious amounts of heroin and saying "hey I didn't know we had a telescope"
Is this thing loaded?
bob denver:a do it yourself plane kit? what could go wrong!?
"Dude, we have to go to Columbus, it's been too long." - Dimebag
Anthony Cumia: I'll take some pictures.
I’m going to take a power nap before we practice. Wake me in 15 minutes.
-jimi hendrix
Quiet Riot: "Hey let's exist"
+startervisions uh ... randy rhoads ??? try again ... LOL
***** lol
bad Slade cover band
"I call top bunk.".......Cliff Burton
"These morphine aren't as strong as they used to be"
-Paul Gray
cliff burton: i pick this bunk
Cliff Burton saying "Nah we should definitely take the bus through Sweden!"
FUCK the Clapton one killed me lmao
Just like Conor
Walt Hyatt: Sure. Even with the shitty ways they deal with the old broken planes and poorly stored hazardous cargo, I’d still traveling by Valujet.
it was hard not to laugh at the George Harrison jokes
"I'll just take one hit. It'll be fine" oh wait different kind of rock
drummer from def leppard trying to high five a mailbox while driving
Worst rock decision ever? Paper.
Tss tss.
Go big.
"Bulletproof car? Nigga I don't need no Bulletproof car" - 2pac
Van Halen was done before that album came out dopie Opie.
Euronymous: "Let's give Varg another chance."
Leif Garrett-"I know another party across town..."
Let's hire the Hells Angels
Worst decision in rock hands history ? - YOKO ONO !!
"I'm the future of Guns N' Roses." -- Axl Rose
Razzle from Hanoi Rocks-Mind if I tag along Vince?
When Steve Carlisi said "I've got a great idea for a song".
Van Halen was not "happening" in the 90s. They were a huge 80s band that was made a second tier dinosaur band when Grunge was happening.
"I traded my drum kit for a metal trash can and a handle of bourbon." - Lars Ulrich 2003
Still a better album than anything they've released after the black album. Better than Justice too.
@@heelstevenmaggle5615 What? No it isn't. The drums make a lot of it unlistenable. There are a few good songs, but it isn't worth enduring the onslaught of noise to get to them.
@@heelstevenmaggle5615 did you just say St. anger was better than Justice you uncultured boob?
Robert Plant "Lets take the bridge instead of the highway"
Jimi Hendrix: "These speed and downer pills should mellow me out so I can rest up for the return flight from London to Seattle."
Nowhere near the biggest mistake Opie. Van Halen was not that big of a deal when they picked up Gary, they were off the radar at the time.
the worst decision in rock history was Cobain deciding to purchase a shotgun. oh!
No! I Pete Best will not wear a matching outfit.
And I: John Bonham, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison will get my party on today.
Worst one, Jerry lee lewis marrying his cousin.
Lennon: "Yoko meet Paul, Paul meet Yoko."
Opie's taking calls and talking. This won't go well.
Edit: thank goodness Ant and Jim saved him AGAIN.
Michael Jackson having sleepovers.
Vince Neil: "Just gonna grab some beer with my bud, we'll be right back...I'm drivin'".
Ah, shit Jimmy said it...fuck it I'm leaving it on here.
"Nothing soothes the vocal chords like a nice bubble bath"
-Whitney Houston (not rock but premise is funny)
Inside a band practice: "That was great guys! We'll call ourselves Queensryche!"
Kiss taking off their make up
Marvin Gaye Snr. "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!"
Eazy-E: ahh the machine was busted, fuck it...