Yes them and Cod fortnite apex and overwatch players because they play for hours on end and never touch grass. They probably don't even know what a shower is 🤣🤣💀💀💀🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
When I was studying in highschool, there was a bully (♀️) in my class. She was always angry. On her birthday, most of our classmates didn't wish her but I did.From then we became friends and she was my Girlfriend.(highschool). If you know bully, treat them like your friend. Wish them on their birthdays. It can bring a slight change in their attitude.
Here is the godly rizz benefits ✅️ -free bitches -hire armed bodyguards -good grades on school -more friends Side effects ❌️ -If you touch family, welcome to alabama -any gender you touch, you rizz up in a romantic way
To reality and realize that your all alone and cant even touch grass and your stay at home melting your eyes after playing league of legends and genshing impact for for 15 hours straight
Gonna be honest it can be a blessing or a curse depending on how it’s used. If I had it, I would put gloves on to cancel the power and when I one day like someone that’s the time to use it
*Cupid chooses you as prank victim* Me: OH MY GOD CUPID! A HOPELESS ROMANTIC ALL MY LIFE, SURROUNDED BY COUPLES ALL THE TIME, I GUESS I SHOULD TAKE OT AS A SIGN. I’M FEELING LONELY Caps were on purpose btw
“It’s just a prank bro don’t take it too serious”
the prank:
yep hahah
😂
Those are hilarious, especially when they retaliate.
Lol
Gladly,it would have no affect on league of legends players
Edit:reject modernity,embrace monke
First like
Bet this is gonna blow up
And genshin impact players
Yes them and Cod fortnite apex and overwatch players because they play for hours on end and never touch grass. They probably don't even know what a shower is 🤣🤣💀💀💀🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@SAFIS448 yes
sometimes too much love is no good
True that
Yes
True
so trye
“Crush falling in love with me” would littrely cry
imagine having a gilfriend
@@No-san imagine existing
My crush liked me I confessed but then i didnt like him anymore said that I didnt like him and he got depressed 😫😫😫😫 dang I'm evil : > (－ｏ⌒)=3
@@No-san Imagine being a simp
Imagine using þ.
Cupid: It's just a prank bro.
*Takes cupids liver* *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
@@superbroy1239 yes
@@superbroy1239 unfunny as 💀
FR
Fo real tho
This just sounds like a day in the life of Ryan Reynolds.
And Arnold Schwarzeneger.
And Leonardo Decaprio
When your crush is celebrity: 💀
"What if everyone you touched, fell in love with you"
Me: 'accidentally' trips and grabs my crush's shoulder
:) I'll wish her happy birthday with a handshake
Talking about my love😆😆
If you "sat in class" wouldn't the chair and table fall in love?
makes sense
LMFAO
@@moonlightgaming3067 cupid will be everywhere any time
How to fix the things: Give them good orders, and say you won't love them if they don't do what you say
In my head, it would work
Props to the cameraman that went into an alternate universe with this guy to make a timeline video
Would be a curse.
Also what if you get stinged by bugs. i could just imagine waking up to like 20 mosquitos 💀
Mission: don’t touch any boys for the rest of your life.
Lol
Mission: Become pansexual.
@@soulofflame9999 ew
@@nodiggitty Aren't pansexuals attracted to every gender?
When I was studying in highschool, there was a bully (♀️) in my class. She was always angry. On her birthday, most of our classmates didn't wish her but I did.From then we became friends and she was my Girlfriend.(highschool).
If you know bully, treat them like your friend. Wish them on their birthdays. It can bring a slight change in their attitude.
More like a major change.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This move is god level man
F
How'd it work out?
Cause she’s a girl. If a boy was bullying you and you wished him a happy birthday he’d break your teeth
"Chill bro it's just a prank"
that will be every introvert nightmare
all of this, (except the "your mom fancies you" part) is kinda cool coz you could literally change society based on what you want it to be.
I don't need all those people, I'm good with what I have.
papa?
thats the spirit of a chad
Giga Chad moment
Giga chad
A true Chad. Respect. But you'd LOVE to have that extra bonus of your crush loving you EVEN MORE, I think we can all agree on that
Me: Gets bit by mosquitoes 💀💀
Oh sh*t how will that work?
Omg 🤣 imma go laugh to death thinking of a mosquito being in love with someone
Th3y gonna give to much hickey
Idk why but when it got to "people camping outside your house" it reminded me of the SpongeBob episode where Squidward became handsome loll
Bro imagine you have social anxiety and this happens to you
You either adapt or wither in that case lol
when your the first to fall asleep at a sleepover:
Cult leader? Hell yes. That kind of power would be astonishing.
“bro it’s just a prank.”
**Bumps into someone while walking**
"Oh sorry!"
**Phub intro plays**
"Wait...NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO"
"Just a prank bro"
_Becomes a Dictator 4 months later_
Bro rizzed up the entire world
Here is the godly rizz benefits ✅️
-free bitches
-hire armed bodyguards
-good grades on school
-more friends
Side effects ❌️
-If you touch family, welcome to alabama
-any gender you touch, you rizz up in a romantic way
Tbh i wouldnt mind that superpower Except For the family Member part and the bully
Bro went from high school to president with multiple wives in 5 months💀
introverts: OH NOOO
average youtuber: OH YESS
World leaders: *time to abuse our powers*
dictators: finally every one can listen to my laws
Well if the mom and the boiz one wasnt there then i would love this
Lol
2:57 it depends on how you perceive it and how you use it. It can either be a superpower or it can eventually become a curse.
00:28 AYO TEACHER CHILL
😂
Good one!
Never go to cell black one.
In 5 months of getting the curse you just become tengen
True
whats a tengen
@@sixqm2 a *flamboyant* man
True boi
2:24 huh a callback to bill wurtz history of the world i guess
“You got no bitches.”
“Watch this.”
*touches*
"you got no balls"
"watch this"
1:45 “bless haters with ‘your grace’” bruh- 😭
It's just a prank bro
The prank:
2:55 a curse
i want this
cause i got rejected every time 😭
cry harder
@@mercyultra101 i will try
maybe they finally accept who knows
Cry
@@ctoooc 😭
@@stellarfax good
I love how we were 4 months in and it is already talking about you being a dictator
the person is traveling fast xD
Literally the plot of teen films
The plot of teen films is 1984 😭
@@COVID-19_Crab And hunger games
It depends that how do you use.
It's all on you to make it a superpower or a curse
This guy went 5+ years without touching himself Congrats
At school
Four months later: dictator
it escalated really quick
Imagine being Cupid watching all this go down.
"Chill dude, it's just a prank"
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
the prank :
*You then wake up*
i mean having the government chasing after me would be pretty scary..
Happines
To reality and realize that your all alone and cant even touch grass and your stay at home melting your eyes after playing league of legends and genshing impact for for 15 hours straight
2:12 “polygamy is normally frowned upon” well it shouldn’t be as long as there’s communication
Lmao
Start: *Dies because Cupid shoots me in the heart*
Fr
What... What happens if you touch a dead person??
Their soul will fall n love with you
Necrophillia?
Explode
The dead walks…
They don't have a soul
Dear everyone who reads this, we do not know each other but I wish you all the best in life and happiness🙏🏻
Did not ask
@@memc86743 nobody asked+don't care+L+Ratio+get a life
"If you love me dont fight over me" now no one fights over me and i can be peacfully a king
If this really happened ... I will be like: "Gimme food".
''mom fancies you''
people who have step moms stuck in the washer machine every minute
👏👏👏🍑
💀
🥵💀🧢
Lmao
WHAT😨
0:38 "Mom fancies you" 💀
Alabama
💀
Can’t even have a normal mom in ohio💀
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
"It was just a prank bro!"
The prank:
W prank
*Easy. I will just touch Cupid and he will make everyone loves me or hates me whenever I want !*
cuz everytime we touch I get this feeling
and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly
Moral of the story: wear gloves
hahahahahahahahaahaha your so funny
That's smart.
Your gloves will fall in love with you
You’d still touch them somehow
And a ski mask
Great superpowers comes great responsibility
I guess love and obsession is the same thing
Every introvert's dream
Fr
Easy solution, wear gloves
POV: Gloves fall inlove with you
lol
@@calvinjanngonzaga6631 🧿👄🧿
Yes gloves will fall in love with u perfect lol
damn, free friends and free women? best life
🧃
This Cupid boutta get fired by God...
"Why did you do that?! You're supposed to bring love to humans, not prank them!!"
“It’s just a prank bro”
The prank:
Me: speedruns 7b friends
*"Then everything changed when media got involved"*
Me: goes to school runs touching every body
Pansexuals
@@starvfebreeze me defending my kitchen from all the pansexuals
@@starvfebreeze in a nutshell
Thats more scarier than not to be loved :(
It's easy to handle if you're smart.
yeah
Pov: you touch your mom
Situation: sweet home alabama
And then someone finds you
W
@@lazerchicken7090 in the forest
@@lazerchicken7090 in the cave? Why say “in”…
cupid: w-what have I done...
“its just a prank bro”
Gonna be honest it can be a blessing or a curse depending on how it’s used. If I had it, I would put gloves on to cancel the power and when I one day like someone that’s the time to use it
You can hire armed people, rizz up your crush and (if you are at school) you can get good grades on tests.
"Snap back to reality"
"Making a lots of new friends"
Me:and girlfriends
LMFAO
0:43 Is that a JoJo reference?
za love
Oh shut up
ZA
0:40 the one at the end tho
Fr bro
“Mom fancies you”
*people with step moms*
😏😏😏
Me reading this comment:😣
The people that your talking bout🤭
Ima whistle now 😗
If step mother is stuck in the dryer you shall fulfill your desires
IMAGINE TOUCHING A CHILD-
Why's that's the first thing you would think of 🤨
@@cmagp4056 Beacause I’m confused of what people would think of
Imagine touching a dog. *even fixing wouldnt fix that-*
*H E L L N A H-*
*FBI OPEN UP*
Respect for the person who did this.
“People camping outside your house” NAH WHAT THE HECK💀💀
"what if everyone you touched fell in love"
Me: dont mine me imma just punch wood to get a crafting table and make a fence and maybe a shield
If everyone you you touched fell in love with Morbius
its morbin time
its morbin time
But everyone is already in love with Morbius and his iconic line "It's morbin' time"
Morbin time
If I touch the grass will mother nature love me?
True
@@leafyprogamer9681 top tier waifu
I don't really believe in mother nature, but you can get animals like wolves, lions and other animals that can serve as guards
*Cupid chooses you as prank victim*
Me: OH MY GOD CUPID! A HOPELESS ROMANTIC ALL MY LIFE, SURROUNDED BY COUPLES ALL THE TIME, I GUESS I SHOULD TAKE OT AS A SIGN. I’M FEELING LONELY
Caps were on purpose btw
*K-Pop warning*
@@neetigarg1032 Lol
OH I WISH FIND A LOVER THAT CAN HOLD ME NOW I AM CRYING IN ROOM
Yall need to finish the song
@@dejanaemcdonald1404 SO SKEPTICAL OF LOVE BUT STILL I WANT IT MORE, NORE, MORE! I GAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO CUPID!
"even Jesus didn't please everyone"
This guy: wait a minute
Naive of you to assume that I'm running away alone.
Im bringing my cat
This is my dream, and it very different if you compare my real life
Then I would know how exactly are feeling all of my favorite singers 🤣❤️
Wear gloves?
the gloves would fall in love with you
But then the gloves would swoon over you
@@15fairiesbluey they have no brains so no feelings, which means they aren’t living things
Lmao it's "everyone" not everything.
Breath air
Imagine this power in the wrong hands...
This is what happens when someone takes “No Bitches?” too seriously
it's absolutly dissapointing to think all he needed was friends and people made megamind a meme for people who "don't get bitches"
That escalated real quickly.
"Maybe you could create a religion out of this" best thing that i have seen on these videos to this day
Agreed
You do get the reference tho right
I'll need an escape pod to Texas
Request: if you don't sleep forever