@@Serpillard Either? You uncaring sociopath, do you not care for the lives of your mercenaries!? Risking them so callously... *laughs in ancestor* Destroy. Them. ALL.
2000 years ago, Crab and man lived in harmony until greed consumed man over the crab's big meaty claws and tricked the poor crabs into being trapped under the sea. For 2000 years they waited. Imprisoned, for 2000 years they plotted their revenge. And now in the modern day the crustaceans have returned from the sea to take their homeland back. I can't wait for the thrilling fight sequence, MOAR
This meme starts slowly. Gently. Yet the climax is worth the wait - to see the arterial rave is to witness a singular confluence of skill and purpose. This is how a like is taken. A handsome reward, for a task well performed. I rate it 8 bleed/DEATHBLOW
Oh my god, your content is undeniably something very wonderful and beatiful, it is art.. You are easily one of the most favorite youtubers for me so far and I genuinely wish you joy, luck and sucess!
The occultist must be jealous of this crab bleeding skills.
no comments really?
@@dadidodi5096 yes, and what would they fucking add?
@@dadidodi5096 destroyed by angelmon
@@angelman906 nothing good point so i'ma waste all peoples time
"They rave quickly down here in the dark, but perhaps we can get down even harder."
...but perhaps we can bleed out even faster
Player: "I don't need to bring that many bandages, I can just outheal the bleed damage"
Crab: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Nah, after my first encounter with these assholes cost me a bounty hunter, I ALWAYS brought either bandages or a plague doctor to the cove.
@@Serpillard Either? You uncaring sociopath, do you not care for the lives of your mercenaries!? Risking them so callously...
*laughs in ancestor* Destroy. Them. ALL.
let just bring the occultist, he can probably outheal the bleed
occultist: *troll face*
Plague doctor is the correct response to that area.
The fact the wiki says you need 3-4 bandages for a medium to long run makes me think the wiki mods are just crab sleeper agents.
Imagine enter the cove and the music starts
*Visible fear*
Terrors may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of rave
PALPABLE FEAR
🦀 Your blood is gone 🦀
*PARANOID*
"The cost of preparedness - measured now in gold, later in blood." - Ancestor
I got bleed just by looking at these crabs
Man-at-Arms is a crab, you cannot prove me otherwise.
Tank like crab, stress like people
Crab-At-Arms.
Crab-At-Claws.
Time for crab.
>He can pinch you if you are a booty lady
>Same color
>Strong shell
Red Hook: Guys, this game is a depressing tale about normal people facing eldritch abominations and-
*Crab go pinch-pinch*
1 dislike is from a guy who died from bleeds.
Another one bit the dust
More dust, more ashes, more disappointment
Another mariner, another misfortune...
And it was a flagellant
update it's 11 guys now
This must be that wholesome marine life, they do exist after all
When the Ancestor throws the waif to you and the boys
Waifu*
@@ShahbazBokhari nope, Waif is an old timey word, not a misspelling. The Ancestor calls the woman he throws to the pellagic cove monsters a Waif.
Thomas Street .... yes i know. I was making a waifu joke. >_>
@@ShahbazBokhari my apologies friend. I thought you were trying to correct the man. Sorry for trying to be clever ^^;
A civil comment section, a faint hope blossoms.
Someone should do a mod where it switches the Cove Battle song to this masterpiece
How about a mod that allows full squads of crab bois that auto crit as well
The Crab God is pleased with this offering. I give unto you my blessings.
Bleed?
@@OmniPeasant nah, i think blight
@@colesterollum8310 disease - syphilis
*are you feeling it now mr. Crabs*
"Bleeding" I'm feeling a warm spot.....
Dost thou feel it now Mr.Crabs
Imaging this being a boss...
Ugg with that thicc PROT
"This is no place for the weak or foolhardy."
...the horror...
"imaging"
I would just quit the dungeon right then and there.
Ain't no way I can compete with that XD
Proofs that MAA is a crab:
1. He can pinch you if you are a booty lady
2. Strong shell
3. Same color
This is the one frame btw, for anyone looking
POV: you go into cove with no bandages
This guy is the reason why I am grateful for Plague Doctor's heal
"YOUR LEPER IS GONE"
This game is very bright from the monsters perspective
2000 years ago, Crab and man lived in harmony until greed consumed man over the crab's big meaty claws and tricked the poor crabs into being trapped under the sea. For 2000 years they waited. Imprisoned, for 2000 years they plotted their revenge. And now in the modern day the crustaceans have returned from the sea to take their homeland back. I can't wait for the thrilling fight sequence, MOAR
@@bw9382 uh oh everyone.. looks like we got a code uwu SIMP ALERT SIMP ALERT
This meme starts slowly. Gently. Yet the climax is worth the wait - to see the arterial rave is to witness a singular confluence of skill and purpose.
This is how a like is taken. A handsome reward, for a task well performed. I rate it 8 bleed/DEATHBLOW
*when the Arterial Pinch crits and the bleed kills your hero*
**Giant enemy Man at Arms**
POV: your arteries are gone
🦀 ANCESTOR IS GONE 🦀
"Bandage are gone!"
🦀behold the heart of the world progenitor of life father and mother alpha and omega our creator and our destroyer.🦀
This brings the word crabpost to a whole new level.
I love it
So that is why they attack us, we are raiding their all week rave ...
Despite its morbid aspect, this twisted, cavernous maze seems almost traversable...
When you weren't expecting crabs to appear in the farmstead and you have no plague doctor.
The entire cove when the siren takes your man at arms
*Party enters a room*
*Sees giant crab that causes bleed*
"Well Occultist, seems like we wont need you"
When Quad Leper comes to cove
I have never played the darkest dungeon, but for some reasons I find this very entertaining.
Stress +50
This is what the crabs do in the aquarium when no one is looking.
Cant put into words how much these bastards strike fear into my heart
So much Bleed...
So much Protection...
When the invading squishy meat bags the elders call "Humans" come in and have no one who can blight or bleed your crew
Ancestor's gone!
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Im so used to suddenly hearing megalovania throw into the mix that it's weird
You put SayMaxWell - Helltaker - Epitomize [Remix] at the end.
*Nice*
Thank you
Man-at-Arms has uh, quite the codpiece.
When you go to the Endless Harvest and get 8 times in a row of only Uca reinforcements.
Ha ha ha, I hate the cove so much.
Props to the editing! This is absolutely adorable and I love everything about it! :D
This is what crabs do when you run out of torches
Man at arms has such massive balls they can jiggle through his armor.
This is the kind of shit that makes waking up in the morning worth it.
What goes on inside of this peasant's tormented mind
Ah yes I sure do love getting crit bleeds
I can't believe there is still quality DD content in 2020
So this what the strange noises comming from the cove are . Make sense
Barristan rocking is one of my favorite parts.
*HEALTH BAR IS GONE*
serotonin, pure serotonin
Imagine you conquer the deepest levels of the darkest dungeons and you enter to find this:
The MaA jiggle physics though...
How quickly that mythbuster flashes
At 1:33 you can see proof that MAA is a crab using the < and > keys to traverse frames.
And there goes what sanity I had left.
So that's what's going in there when you are in town.
Gotta love the 80dmg crit bleed
So this is what the Ancestor showed to the Prophet
I knew somebody would do this.
Anything that is practically a meme in a game will get re-memed irl.
this is what joy looks like
So this is what happens while all the heroes are at the Circus
This is why we still dont have any more news for DD2
The last thing my hero sees when they're on death door and bleed by crabs
Thanks for uploading this on my birthday btw much appreciated champ!
>Fighting Uca
>Arterial Pinch
>Critical Hit
>Bleed 10, Five turns
>Forgot Bandages
Curious is the mememaker's art..
Man at arms is packing a hell of a salami
we did it
the ancestor is no more
glad youtube recommended me this
Damage after all enemy attacks - 6
Damage after turn end - 24
Man-at-arm's jiggly ding dong
The song fits the video amazingly!
Ok this was way better than I expected
* Laughs in Plague Doctor *
This brings back terrible memories.
That MAA is my spirit animal.
Oh my god, your content is undeniably something very wonderful and beatiful, it is art.. You are easily one of the most favorite youtubers for me so far and I genuinely wish you joy, luck and sucess!
Мне очень понравилось, как у деда трясется элемент доспеха ниже пояса XD
Спасибо)
this is now what I in my headcanon picture them doing whenever your heroes arent invading their home XD
I expected a 8 bleed damage/5 rounds arterial pinch crit at the end but it's still quite enjoyable
the crabs just vibin tho
Man at arms had couple of turns left to live so he spent them shaking his junk
Blue crab: *sadly stands in the corner*
THE EXPLORATION TEAM IS GONE DUE TO BLEED
This was an experience for sure.
What if you wanted to pinch and bleed, but PD said, *CURED*
*Bold of you to assume I can bleed* Never leave home without bleed protection.
I don't even play this game and I love this unequivocally.
THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE VERSION IN THE WORLD!!!
*MAN AT ARMS IS A CRAB*
Great is the weapon that cuts on it's own!
1:30 right here, is where the man at arms is at the casting couch for crabs. I hope he brought bleed resistance trinkets.
I read "Arterial Dave" and assumed all the Crabs were called Dave.
Here we see the cursed crab blood rave reproduction dance. Where they use the blood of prey to fertilize it's eggs