Sean Patton - When Life Gives You Balls, Make Lemonade - This Is Not Happening
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- A confusing incident in which a man exposed himself to a teenage Sean Patton and his friends winds up having all kinds of unexpected consequences. (Contains strong language.)
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Does that dude laughing have his own mic?
LMAO
He's the dude to Pattons left side at 6:28 ... and i want to strangle him lol
Probably under the camera picking up some audio
I cant even tell if hes really laughing or fakeing it. But either way i hate him
@@emanv001617 He sounds like he hopes his death makes more cents than his life
that “maybe he has a message” had me fucking DYING, bro
"You don't understand, officer. I was trying to give these kids a future!"
LMAO WTF HAHAHAHAHA!!!
4:55 - Mid-left of the frame. That's the laughing terrorist.
Let's get em bois
whatacunt
actually maybe he’s disabled
he's just really high
@@TheBigD.O no stoner laughs like that. He keeps looking to his left like he wants approval or something
“Marijuana Clarinet” is the most underrated joke of this story. Smokers know.
Yes
I literally thought “cannabis clarinet” before he said marijuana and I was a little sad 😂😅
@@briannarooney7336 tbh, the alliteration would be a good suggestion
mari...net? eh?
It is outstanding and original!
I used to live in a town with a guy that would sit on the highway edge an just wave at people. Sweetest, nicest old man ever. I found out the only reason he did it was because him an his wife used to do it every day just to make people happy. She passed away, so he just kept doing it to relive the memories with his love.
That's sweet and sad
That's beautiful 🥹
... he* and his wife ...
Balls
I used to go feed and wave to the squirrels everyday w my little dog. I still drop treats off to the squirrels, but my dog has passed and my light is gone.
that poor dude's laugh is immortalize online for the rest of time
I'm so glad I found him in the audience quick. :D He adds to the story.
He certainly got his money's worth
the video is blocked in hundreds of countries cause American Comedy Central company is run by pathetic cnts
10:30 Oof the lady in the bottom didn't like that very much
ExoticRPGs he won her back at 11:15 tho 👀
Why can't people understand comedy is just comedy lol I'm sure we all have heard some stand up bits that has to do with personal shitty things that actually happened to us in real life but we still think it's funny unless the comedian just wasn't funny to us lol
Oof
Humor is subjective. Maybe someone she cares about has it. Pretty hard to laugh about it, then.
Not at all, good eyes.
When I have to meet a word count for an essay. Impressive way to turn a 5 min story into 15 mins
Molly Wolly Ikr he was hung up on fucking ball metaphors for like 10 minutes. I like him but Jesus
@@Mattropolis97 He does that in alot of his comedy, it's his style really, not for always for me either
That's comedy baybe
One of the best skills a stand-up comic can have in their arsenal
@@Mattropolis97 iui
I love Sean Patton's delivery so much
"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"
Jesus christ dude
mans went i.ytimg.com/vi/eVFd46qABi0/hqdefault.jpg
Theres always that asshole that does this...
didnt understand this comment. 3 minutes later now i do,
I knew this comment would be here
hahahaha just that
The woman sat behind him is making the best faces to this story lol.
She was pissed at the down syndrome joke and it made me fucking uncomfortable how she immediately stopped laughing
ikey I was pissed at how pissed she was
I'm glad I'm not the only one watching this with ADHD.
lol im not the only one that noticed her. she was pretty though
She isn't behind him, that's a mirror
That man's laugh is a hate crime
69th like
@@pandagamer-hg5be nice
Oh my God, I can't!!! His physicality, word game, expressiveness and timing are off the scale. Brilliant, this is a masterpiece, so well structured too 😂😂😂
The dude is definitely talented
"I don't have to explain a blunt to you guys" *Commences to explain in detail what a blunt is, how it works, and how to make it*
I thought how he delivered that was masterclass. "They're so easy... you just..." then goes on to explain how we all tried to roll L's when we were in our teens.
@@vicjames3256 im lucky i mever had to do that i had a old granddad pipe
Don't ruin a joke by explaining it.
Referring to the live audience, but people watching the recording are a whole different story.
Seans so funny that the dudes laugh didnt ruin it for me lol
This man stayed about 3 solid minutes just talking about balls and how balls are balls and I did not mind it. funny af
Someone’s laugh in the crowd made it hard for me to enjoy this
That laugh sounds like Michael Jones from the "Let's Play" youtube channel
He’s on the left side of your screen. Directly behind his leg. He tilts his head all of the way back each time he laughs.
Yeah, that guy. Even some audience members look over to him all annoyed, towards the end. ^^
@@dasuberedward ok ya, not the guy i thought it was, lol
I think its Bobby lee
They should have a laugh screening before these shows.
StickyLee Adventures cmon man, relax
That one guy got annoying real quick
13:45 is the worst one 😂
@@OddWorldKing dude:DD
@@OddWorldKing oh god why
Sean Patton is a brilliant comedian, he has two more stories here in ''This is not happening'', my favorite of wich is about the spice CUMIN!!!!!
Νίκος Αγαθαγγελίδης Ela Malaka
I don't know, man. That "gay bashed" one he does is one of my all-time favorite "This Is Not Happening"s
FooMantis ‘no man it was real. I’m gay’
Uhhhh. I'm cumming. "it's cumin!!!!!"
Sean Patton has the Three Best "TINH" sets of all time.... Does Hot Artie Lange win "This is not Happening?" I think maybe.
I feel bad for the laughter guy. I'm sure he just didn't realize how loud it would be in the recording. He's just enjoying the show and everyone is hating on him and the way he laughs, which I doubt he can control. Like, talk about breeding people's insecurities
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Honestly I didn't even notice him until I read the comments.
Agree, poor dude was just having fun
Well we're assuming he even knows about this clip being here, went online and read all the comments, realized they were referring to his laugh in particular after which his obviously fragile self-image was shattered by the mean words of strangers on the internet. Quite the list of assumptions, let's take care not to make the classic mistake when you assume - making an ass out of u an me.
I wouldn't worry.
His laugh is picked up insanely high in the mix and fucking annoying for the record and I'm a mean stranger on the internet
My last boyfriend laughed so horribly he literally ruined a comedy show for an entire Chicago comedy club.... I love comedy so much I knew then and there I couldn’t be with him lol
Elisa M.O Funny...
I went on a date with a girl who won tickets to the premiere of “Jay & Silent Bob strike back” she stood up in the theatre in the middle of a scene hooting and pumping her fist like an Arsenio Hall audience member from 1985. I knew right there and then it would be our last date.
greentexian yeah like I know on the surface it seems petty to not want to date someone after that but.... you have a complete lack of self awareness if you do some shit like that 😂
Seems like he loves comedy more than you. I'm happy it worked out for him.
Sounds like he was front row on this set.
Wanna go out? Im funny and good lookin :)
"Maybe he has a message"
Whaddya know, he did 😂
Put the beard back, PUT THE BEARD BACK!
Agreed. It looks wonderful on him. Without it it's like he's missing his soul
Sean Patton is the best technique I've ever seen in comedy. He has an ability to make absolutely anything funny.
You can say that another comic has cleverer ideas. Or another one is more controversial. Or political, or whatever else.
But as far as laughs per minute? Or ability to tag one topic endlessly? Pitch perfect delivery for his sense of humor? Sean Patton has the best technique in the comedy game I've ever seen.
A lot of comics are good because they have brilliant premises. Sean Patton can take the story of "a dude showed my friends his balls while we were all high," and got 15 minutes of comedy out of it.
15 min of dragged out non funny fake story comedy
that's some great ventriloquism Sean was doing. Doing a comic routine and laughing at his jokes. This man is amazing! lol
The come around on that bit! it was like being on a roller coaster and at the end being like, "wow that was actually really fun(ny)." Lol
The ending was deep... I mean ballsdeep
This guy is one of my favorite new comedians.
Jesus his timing and delivery is uncanny. Great comedian
... his timing and delivery are* uncanny.
'i dont have to tell you about a blunt' then he tells you about a blunt
You're not saying. Don't ruin a joke by explaining it.
This guy is instantly one of my favorite comedians ever
Sean Patton makes me lol every time no matter how many times I watch his stuff
This is literally the funniest thing I've heard in a long time
Sean is talented af, this dude is going to blow up. I think the new generation of major comedians is coming. Sam, Mark Normand, and Sean are at the front of that wave.
if they ever did a animal house remake he would make a pretty convincing Bluto
I could listen to this guy and his stories for hours. i hope there is much more from him.
*BALLS*
The pinnacle of comedy, ladies & gentlemen...
He found a one word punchline.
I LOVE that one guy you can hear laugh at everything 😂 makes me so happy 😂
I also liked it :D
there's a very good chance for alcohol poisoning if you take a shot every time he say's "balls".
have fun!
10:28 Lmao the lady in the bottom right is visibly in anguish
I actually like the laugh in the background and there’s a good chance it’s Ari’s lol
2ndmoon no I heard when comics have a routine about genitals he gets testy...
Only people with annoying ass obnoxious laughs like this comment
Jake Chafin Lol. I’m just against making people uncomfortable to laugh freely.
“WE’RE SORRY” 🤣
Sean Patton
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The Artie Lange Story
Coming Soon
Rated Everything
This.
Best Mic drop ever! Love the pick up and finish even more.
Chick behind him was definitely ready to receive those balls @ 6:59
Shout out to the guy laughing like the surfer fish from spongebob throughout the set
Razor blade? We just crack them back with our fingers.
Yeah lol, this dude doesn’t know how to roll a blunt correctly
Laughter is the real money if you're a true comedian. You're right my friend
"Should I go back there and give them all a future?"
"It was just balls okay? Now think about just balls for a second, I know you have been since I brought it up."
13:46 that laugh tho
I’ve never had problems with blunts like that 😂 a tear at most
This one guy forcefully laughing the whole time, is so annoying!
14:30 on the left you can see him working his magic. now you have a face to hate
@Daniel Hertzler that fake over the top laugh means he's enjoying himself? Ok.
@@TomYawns I saw him the first time he laugh and I said "ohhhh I'm gonna hate this guy"
Laugh guy was definitely a stoner. Was most likely high, no that's guaranteed. He was having a good time. That story hit home for him. Lol
Daniel Hertzler so? Still annoying.
saw this video like 2 years ago and as soon as I heard that laugh again I remembered this whole bit. The laugh has etched itself in my brain.
loudmouth laughing at the back there FML!!
Like he's trying to impress someone
Dead ass love the way you say balls. Can't get enough of it. I'ma get a sound bite of you saying balls for my notifications
*Watches this during quarantine* Killer Bees you say? 😳
Lmaooo
Greatest comedian from Louisiana
Love this guy (he’s very funny and smart)
Hope to meet him in person one day
"Balls are like a manatee in a hammock."
the reactions of the people in the back are priceless
@11:20 "You flinched"
proceeds to bruise your arm like its no big deal
They didn't know how to roll a blunt 🤣🤣🤣
At all
Terrible...steady dropping the smoke...when they was done it was like 25% weed...75%dirt and gravel🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Plus it's a misconception that you need to slober it in order to keep it sealed.
They were white trying to act hip hop of course they didn't know what they were doing
Right 😂 he’s talking about it like everyone has that problem but people are looking at him like wtf
"Should I go back there and give them all a future?" LMFAO
I love all the audience members giving that guy with the obnoxious laugh the stink eye :D
C'mon man, he's having a good time. Let him live a bit.
Fuck all that, he’s doing it for attention. If you’re that guy? You need to get fucked up, because you’re ruining it for the rest of us.
@@ZenoBell016 if someone's laugh ruins your mood then I'm sad for anyone that hangs out with you
I lost track of how many times he said "balls" !🤣🤣
This is such a bro story I love it so much omg
The thundering laugh from that one dude
#CantRollAtAllProblems lmao. I ain't never had a blunt turn out that bad, he need help. Great story tho.
New favorite comedian
a mary jane clarinet.
awesome.
Ye
play the song of time on that
Never had a blunt treat me like that g 😂
"Hot Artie Lang". --- PZ's Corollary to the Law of Doppelgangers - "There exists at least one someone out there who looks exactly like you do... they're just more attractive."
LMAO
dude in the back at 7:13 with the mustache and beard between the man with glasses and the blonde woman is really having a good night. wholesome.
Mans got that Joker laugh going on in the crowd
“God damnit...
Should I go back there and give them a future?”
I found the guy whose been laughing so hard because he’s actually high
@Niŋin turdl已 lol, seems like he did.
Aww the laugh is so endearing
This was more like a TED talk
The lady behind him immediately regretted being there at 10:32 lmao
These boring long intros need to stop!
They spend too much money hiring people and making them.
Cosmonauteable dude I liked Ari Shaffir
Omg you spoiled brats stop crying
they spend their whole budget on them - obviously.
@@EuriEuropa go yell at some clouds old man
Lol that guy whose laughing just having a great time on his own
“Should I go back there and give them all a future?”
Where has this guy been hiding?! He is freaking hilarious!
"They're just balls!"
"Hahaha that's funny!"
"They're just balls!!"
"Heh ok, no, I gotcha."
"THEY'RE JUST BALLS!!!"
"Ok, next video."
Underrated. This is one of the most original and hilarious stories ever on this show.
13:46 "he made me experience high tide"
This is the best spongebob reference
The man's face in the background at 6:58 looked like he knew the pain 🤣
He looks so much different without a beard
Once you hear that guys laugh, you can't unhear it.
“Balls are like.....” the movie
Spaceballs
Man who was rolling his blunts in the squad. My boy gets a perfect backwood in 3 minutes
I'm only here for the comments about the one guy who you can hear laughing the entire time
This was fantastic.
I think that dude saved us from the killer bees fr tho look at us now
THIS GUY IS A CLUCKING GENIOUS!!! LOVE U MAN. KEEP ON BRINGING US THE LAUGHS.
This guy must have gotten pointers from Tracy Morgan.
Reminds me of Tom Segura
Awesome stories every time