Cats reviewed by Mark Kermode

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  • @Hamerparsa
    @Hamerparsa 4 роки тому +2167

    My new favourite hobby is to see reviews for this film 😂

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 4 роки тому +6

      This is my first one I’ve watched, who else does a good review?

    • @natashacollis6344
      @natashacollis6344 4 роки тому +7

      @@adamarens3520 Beyond The Trailer

    • @Hamerparsa
      @Hamerparsa 4 роки тому +4

      Adam Arens chris stuckmann - fandom Entertainment - Jeremy johns .

    • @PchanStitch
      @PchanStitch 4 роки тому +1

      Lemme guess, only the reviews that confirm what you already believe, right?

    • @myribunt5261
      @myribunt5261 4 роки тому +1

      I think that's the same for everyone

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster 4 роки тому +1326

    "It's not even Uncanny Valley, it's like Awkward Corner or Bewilderment Basement". Print that on the movie poster.

    • @ealing456
      @ealing456 4 роки тому +6

      Someone PLEASE do this, then swap them out in your local cinema.

    • @1funkyflyguy
      @1funkyflyguy 4 роки тому +2

      Lol, that was soooo good.

    • @OolTube02
      @OolTube02 4 роки тому +2

      I listen to this and I imagine a European from the Middle Ages, who has never seen anything other than white people, suddenly sees an African or an Asian. They'd probably react like this. "Yuk, so uncanny! So almost human and yet not quite human. It looks horrifying and disturbing!"

    • @1funkyflyguy
      @1funkyflyguy 4 роки тому +19

      @@OolTube02 What the fu*k are you on about???!!!!!

    • @coolwihp
      @coolwihp 4 роки тому +2

      @@1funkyflyguy LOL

  • @CorridorJ
    @CorridorJ 4 роки тому +1506

    I honestly haven’t met anyone who likes Corden yet he seems to be Hollywood golden boy atm

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому +67

      I like him.

    • @MrCollywol
      @MrCollywol 4 роки тому +169

      @@r4h4al Question: What's his appeal!?

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому +43

      @@MrCollywol I find him funny.

    • @MrCollywol
      @MrCollywol 4 роки тому +164

      Fair enough, each to their own.

    • @applepye87
      @applepye87 4 роки тому +292

      He appeals to Americans far more than the British I think.

  • @TheBonsaiZone
    @TheBonsaiZone 4 роки тому +696

    It's like if the movie "Cars" used photo real cars with realistic human eyes and lips.

    • @clubbasher32
      @clubbasher32 4 роки тому +8

      Nigel Saunders, The Bonsai Zone youre right

    • @allimay63
      @allimay63 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @starlord2112
      @starlord2112 4 роки тому +23

      God i'd pay to see that.

    • @katinka01114
      @katinka01114 4 роки тому +32

      Don’t give them ideas😂

    • @mindofwaves4470
      @mindofwaves4470 4 роки тому +1

      Colin Salmon's idea from Master Of None 🤣

  • @olihangartner1272
    @olihangartner1272 4 роки тому +506

    *Director frantically edits until the very last moment*
    "It really is like rearranging deck chairs on the titanic"

  • @imallfordabulls
    @imallfordabulls 4 роки тому +1187

    “There are a couple of moments in the film where it kind of almost worked.”
    Poster material!

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 4 роки тому +7

      imallfordabulls The trailers for this movie give me nightmares

    • @Wastok
      @Wastok 4 роки тому +39

      "You won't laugh! You won't cry! You'll quite often be bored." as another line on poster

    • @manbearpig7521
      @manbearpig7521 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +1

      @@Wastok
      It's a Tom Hooper movie all the way.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 4 роки тому +2

      I agree with him about Ian McKellen and Judi Dench, they were both good.

  • @kesamek8537
    @kesamek8537 4 роки тому +392

    Sounds like he loved it and wants a sequel.

    • @levsco_
      @levsco_ 4 роки тому +10

      Ok Tom Hooper

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like he’s angling for a role in the sequel

  • @waitsfan1973
    @waitsfan1973 4 роки тому +520

    Springtime for Kitler.

    • @janiceford8452
      @janiceford8452 4 роки тому +17

      And Germany

    • @2112pk
      @2112pk 4 роки тому +35

      @@janiceford8452 purr-many

    • @Kinography
      @Kinography 4 роки тому +6

      waitsfan1973 Triumph of the Cat

    • @jas0241
      @jas0241 4 роки тому +4

      The daschund is on the march again

  • @anthonyburn1010
    @anthonyburn1010 4 роки тому +266

    Kermode's attempted kindness towards the film, is somehow more damning.

    • @its_just_kagiso7546
      @its_just_kagiso7546 4 роки тому +21

      Anthony Burn My thoughts exactly! He literally had to excavate things to be kind about. 🙊

    • @DarrenBates
      @DarrenBates 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah he didn't want to go all in on it but you could tell he had to at least be honest with the listeners

    • @donaldb1
      @donaldb1 2 роки тому +6

      Also, having seen it after all the terrible reviews it got to start with Kermode would have loved to be the contrarian that went, "actually, it's not that bad." But he just couldn't.

  • @Transmission_Rory
    @Transmission_Rory 4 роки тому +982

    I’d actually pay to see a Lynch or Cronenbrg version of Cats, at least that would have been an intentional horror film.

    • @briane5706
      @briane5706 4 роки тому +35

      Tim Burton should have directed it!

    • @worrywart1311
      @worrywart1311 4 роки тому +20

      @@whoknew2273 Turns out Hooper can direct disaster movies quite well.

    • @SmithMrCorona
      @SmithMrCorona 4 роки тому +56

      Lynch’s version: every cat is a doppelgänger, there is a twenty minute scene of Rum Tum Tugger smoking cigarettes, and it’s shot on a first generation GoPro.

    • @654jimbob654
      @654jimbob654 4 роки тому +36

      Paul Verhoeven probably could have pulled it off too, possibly while ruining the careers of several actors (hopefully James Corden) in the process.

    • @stuartkenny7430
      @stuartkenny7430 4 роки тому +38

      Terry Gilliam would have had a good stab at it, but his version would have gone over budget, probably have taken years to film and there would have been some unforeseen tragedy, like the producer running off with the money or someone dying midway through filming. Seriously, poor Gilliam needs one last chance to go out on a high.

  • @javiersp15
    @javiersp15 4 роки тому +626

    Crucially they NEVER NEVER NEVER ever look like cats.

    • @torontomame
      @torontomame 4 роки тому +10

      They never have. Not since the show was first staged.

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому +1

      @The Grinderman Why? Why does one have to merit more disbelief than the other?

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому +1

      @pastal That's not true.

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому +2

      @the missing link No. I'm not trying.

    • @JamieM20001996
      @JamieM20001996 4 роки тому +6

      @@r4h4al are you here for the 10 minute argument?

  • @firstbornchronicler
    @firstbornchronicler 4 роки тому +176

    “Like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic”, now that should be printed on all home video formats.

    • @tylerdurden5303
      @tylerdurden5303 4 роки тому +6

      I can see it now: "Titanic - Mark Kermode" on all the film advertising

  • @murraynewbett8135
    @murraynewbett8135 4 роки тому +84

    Awkward Corner is the name of my new punk-indie band.

  • @Triertop
    @Triertop 4 роки тому +246

    the movie's so bad, Mark even forgot to rip on James Corden

    • @cloudstrife206
      @cloudstrife206 4 роки тому +41

      rudi reifenstecher imagine a film being so bad that james Corden isn’t the worst thing about it

    • @chrissantos5580
      @chrissantos5580 4 роки тому +1

      That's unforgivable he deserves to be trashed

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 3 роки тому

      Shockingly Corden’s probably the least of their worries in this cursed film

  • @clevm002
    @clevm002 4 роки тому +268

    I weirdly think it would have worked In a stop motion style. Like nightmare before Xmas. I know a lot of it is dancing but it would be cool to see them move the physical models to dance. It wouldn't look weird like the cgi and it wouldn't be too Broadway with real actors. It would be it's own thing.

    • @Risingofthephoenix
      @Risingofthephoenix 4 роки тому +8

      Stop motion?!
      The hell it would not look good!

    • @walidb123
      @walidb123 4 роки тому +15

      I thought it would work as animation too !

    • @AreMullets4AustraliansOnly
      @AreMullets4AustraliansOnly 4 роки тому +33

      Risingofthephoenixx x why not? Think about nightmare before christmas or fantastic mr fox

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 4 роки тому +4

      That would work. All those abysmal songs need to be scrapped and replaced though.

    • @kattahj
      @kattahj 4 роки тому +6

      Or old fashioned 2D animation.

  • @tanyachou4474
    @tanyachou4474 4 роки тому +223

    Uncanny valley-> awkward corner
    ->bewildering basement
    “This is arranging deck chair on the Titanic”
    “It’s the least feline thing I have ever seen”
    “He is not good enough to pull of something so audacious”
    The is Kermode at his best !

    • @totaltotalmonkey
      @totaltotalmonkey 4 роки тому +14

      It's like moving the litter round in the litter tray

    • @its_just_kagiso7546
      @its_just_kagiso7546 4 роки тому

      Lol. Should’ve read as: “This is Kermode at his BEAST!”
      As kind as he was trying to be, he went full on beast mode with those one-liners 😂😂😂😂

  • @lovingfro
    @lovingfro 4 роки тому +340

    My favourite review of Cats:
    "Glad to report that Cats is everything you'd hope for and more: a mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine"

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +10

      I would imagine the first 30 minutes of Skywalker might also have that effect.

    • @TroystonB
      @TroystonB 3 роки тому

      brilliant

  • @alonealien1474
    @alonealien1474 2 роки тому +12

    5:15 "It's not even uncanny valley! It's like awkward corner or bewildering basement. It's SO bizarre!" 🤣🤣

  • @macaulaygallacher1995
    @macaulaygallacher1995 4 роки тому +55

    Thank you, Mark, for calling out Tom Hooper. I agree completely. King's Speech was only as good as it was because of Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush; and Alicia Vikander & Matthias Schoenaerts were the best things about The Danish Girl.

    • @barbarakirk3064
      @barbarakirk3064 4 роки тому +3

      Eddie Redmayne looked like Toni Collette in The Danish Girl!

  • @bigboi9360
    @bigboi9360 4 роки тому +59

    This will push the Thundercats movie back a couple of years

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I’m only 37, but, unfortunately, judging by the reaction to Cats, I’ll be lucky to see a Thundercats movie in my lifetime haha.

  • @katiemiaana
    @katiemiaana 4 роки тому +320

    I know his dad is intense about the criticism but James Corden is an immediate turn off for me, maybe in panto but not acting.

    • @ianrobinson4200
      @ianrobinson4200 4 роки тому

      What about All Or Nothing? He can be a good actor with the right material

    • @MrTrombonebandgeek
      @MrTrombonebandgeek 4 роки тому +50

      James cordon and rebel Wilson are the type of actors that you know it’s gonna be *that* type of movie

    • @zachmitchell9096
      @zachmitchell9096 4 роки тому +11

      He’s the worst

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 4 роки тому +6

      @@MrTrombonebandgeek Ironically enough they were the only good parts about this movie for me. (Besides the music) It's like they were the only ones who knew that it was going to bomb,so they decided to bomb hard.

    • @kenicke579
      @kenicke579 4 роки тому

      klou32 I think James started on broadway though. So I would think he would be good for this movie.

  • @jtbwilliams
    @jtbwilliams 3 роки тому +41

    "I was quite often bored even though it is quite short"
    - "Not a very good director" - "it shouldn't exist"
    Great lines for the poster.

  • @Raums
    @Raums 4 роки тому +128

    Simon Mayo is so quiet during this review, you can tell he’s letting Mark have space to release his dismay..

    • @Char10tti3
      @Char10tti3 4 роки тому +5

      Raumarik until he is signalling to stfu

    • @lucyhurst2534
      @lucyhurst2534 4 роки тому +1

      Char10tti3 except kermode isn’t even looking at him, so here’s clearly gesturing at someone else...

    • @ah-ie9dy
      @ah-ie9dy 4 роки тому +2

      @@lucyhurst2534 🤔 he's quite clearly looking at his notes

    • @loonylaura85
      @loonylaura85 4 роки тому

      He's used to it by now! 😂

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude 4 роки тому +288

    “The problem with the film is that it shouldn’t exist”
    Yikes.

    • @Hawkmoon1981
      @Hawkmoon1981 4 роки тому +17

      Totally accurate statement though. It was clear from the moment the trailer dropped this was a collection of terrible choices all smashed together.

    • @suedoriasue3400
      @suedoriasue3400 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think he said that in the way you think he meant.

  • @nickdavies921
    @nickdavies921 4 роки тому +111

    No Danny John-Jules?
    .... I'm out.

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 4 роки тому +2

      Original Cat is best Cat.

    • @babajeezus
      @babajeezus 4 роки тому +5

      'Aaaaaouu! How'm I lookin? I'm lookin nice!'

  • @GribGFX
    @GribGFX 4 роки тому +141

    "It's not even uncanny valley. It's like awkward corner or bewildering basement."

  • @brendanlittle2498
    @brendanlittle2498 4 роки тому +28

    You are the best reviewer I’ve found. Any movie I watch reviews of you’re always the one that can hit all the right beats in your review. I don’t always agree with you but you are one of the most intelligent people in this space

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 4 роки тому +37

    Werner Herzog's CATS
    "Grizabella the Glamour Cat remains in woe. Her glory days are long gone and she faces a future of despair and gloom.
    *But W H Y ?*"

    • @lindaterrell6104
      @lindaterrell6104 4 роки тому +1

      Zulu Romeo
      She’s an old cat, out alone on the street.

  • @monicamoon9785
    @monicamoon9785 4 роки тому +113

    bewildering basement

    • @ealing456
      @ealing456 4 роки тому +3

      WIll be using this from now on.

  • @danielogorman2843
    @danielogorman2843 4 роки тому +89

    I would love it if David lynch directed cats that would be actually kinda perfect.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 4 роки тому +15

      How's about if the Aardman Studio had made it, instead?

    • @andrewpride5230
      @andrewpride5230 4 роки тому +4

      Purrfect

    • @MmeSmite
      @MmeSmite 4 роки тому +3

      I'd watch that, and I dislike musicals in general and Andrew Lloyd Webber in particular. Then again, I'd watch Lynch direct his standard actors reading the phone book.

    • @jmag579
      @jmag579 4 роки тому +2

      Gore Verbinski. 😆

    • @lwasson2335
      @lwasson2335 4 роки тому

      @@timbeaton5045 YES!!!! Or Pixar!

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 4 роки тому +65

    Kermode could have saved a lot of time, here:
    "James Corden is in it."
    Done.

    • @tinmachine693
      @tinmachine693 2 роки тому +2

      For someone so remarkably unpopular he seems to be quite successful.

  • @brockmeeks1695
    @brockmeeks1695 4 роки тому +19

    There’s a reason why this wasn’t done on film for nearly 40 years. Not all Broadway (especially musicals) translate easily and need the absolute best people to pull off.

  • @clubbasher32
    @clubbasher32 4 роки тому +27

    I RELATED HARD when he said “I didnt even cry at memory, and I’m EASY to make cry” 😂😂

  • @jonathanwarner1844
    @jonathanwarner1844 4 роки тому +36

    I knew from the trailers that this was going to be a must see film. The reviews confirm it.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +2

      Why isn't every movie goer flocking to it?
      Sounds like Hooper has finally made an interesting film.

  • @martinwooder4174
    @martinwooder4174 4 роки тому +183

    James Corden humour: I’m fat and exasperated
    Rebel Wilson humour: I’m fat and clumsy

    • @CarloisBuriedAlive
      @CarloisBuriedAlive 4 роки тому +6

      Pitch Perfect 4: Car Kara-Aka-oke

    • @gabormuller9850
      @gabormuller9850 4 роки тому +2

      it's not the actors' fault

    • @rogueriderhood1862
      @rogueriderhood1862 4 роки тому +2

      @@gabormuller9850 Perhaps they could find another line of work. If only!

    • @goodial
      @goodial 4 роки тому +3

      @Julie Newman not necessarily wrong, but their main character trait in many of their movies is that they're fat, that is the issue.

  • @slippytiger
    @slippytiger 4 роки тому +194

    So this isn't a prequel to cats vs dogs?

  • @stuartkenny7430
    @stuartkenny7430 4 роки тому +160

    I seriously think the only way Cats would have worked is if it had been made 30 years ago by someone who was bonkers and fearless like Ken Russell. He would have known how to tackle the material, and maybe employ Rick Baker to do the make-up. However, no-one in Hollywood would touch Ken Russell with a 100 foot barge pole by then. Pity.

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 4 роки тому +4

      Ken Russell. Classic. Hahaha.

    • @wisdomtwins
      @wisdomtwins 4 роки тому +2

      Well said. Russell would have been perfect.

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому

      I thought it did work.

    • @wooof.
      @wooof. 4 роки тому

      What happened to Ken Russell

    • @BlackwingKid7
      @BlackwingKid7 4 роки тому

      @@wooof. He died.

  • @ralph17p
    @ralph17p 4 роки тому +33

    I don't know, but I get this distinct feeling he might not have liked the film all that much.

  • @MLaker221
    @MLaker221 4 роки тому +7

    I just love getting the giggles over the idea that this movie has a ball that was rolling and couldn't be stopped. I picture ALL of those contracts, meetings, and not one person was going to stop this from being made. Kinda like the chairs on the Titanic as you put it. This was a great review. I need to see this bc I'm addicted to the reviews of it

  • @TheKatherinestar
    @TheKatherinestar 4 роки тому +8

    I appreciate that Mark really *tried* to say something nice about it

  • @robertdegiorno8690
    @robertdegiorno8690 3 роки тому +10

    “It’s like rearranging deck chairs on the titanic.” Is a great saying im gonna use that in my life lol

  • @nigelgordon
    @nigelgordon 4 роки тому +7

    Totally agree with this review. I saw Cats on the Friday it was released and was very disappointed with it. Came home and watched the DVD of the stage show, that is terrific.

  • @michaelpalmer4387
    @michaelpalmer4387 4 роки тому +44

    Cats is a musical that it has never even crossed my mind to watch. I said to my friends when I saw the trailer: "I've never wanted to see a film less".

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 4 роки тому +4

      Michael Palmer If you watch the 90s version choosing to see it as a ballet with singing, it makes much more sense. It’s a surreal trippy experience no matter what but at least the filmed stage version is competent.

    • @francisr8563
      @francisr8563 4 роки тому +1

      Christopher Marlowe eh...

    • @Sawrattan
      @Sawrattan 4 роки тому +1

      @@cecilyerker I think I'm the minority who prefers the film to the 90s version. The 90s were all about "toning down" the hard 80s synths and power-beats and general weirdness. This film seems to go back to the originality of the 80s

  • @65g4
    @65g4 Рік тому +9

    Finally someone says it Hooper isnt a great director can he give his oscar back and hand it to David Fincher

  • @bennyshambles
    @bennyshambles 4 роки тому +7

    Points for referencing old-school R.E.M. "Can't Get There From Here" off Fables of the Reconstruction.

  • @AndyRossism
    @AndyRossism 4 роки тому +329

    James Cordon = Im not watching it.

    • @nes22s
      @nes22s 4 роки тому +16

      AndyRossism same but also
      Rebel Wilson = i’m not watching it
      Taylor Swift = i’m not watching it
      Jason Drulo = i’m not watching it

    • @Ellzyboy
      @Ellzyboy 4 роки тому +18

      @@nes22s Rebel Wilson = haha funny because fat

    • @snoboreddotcom
      @snoboreddotcom 4 роки тому +3

      @@nes22s not usually a fan but she had some good stuff in Jojo rabbit. Her as an insane nazi wife lady who happens to be fat was good.

    • @PchanStitch
      @PchanStitch 4 роки тому

      @@nes22s Nevermind the fact that all of them are only in maybe 10% of the show.

    • @Debagio
      @Debagio 4 роки тому +5

      There's nothing Corden won't do to maintain his profile. He's the Carol Vorderman of Hollywood.

  • @markbailey8065
    @markbailey8065 4 роки тому +14

    The R.E.M. thing: Reconstruction of the Fables - You Can’t Get There From Here.

  • @rubberface1424
    @rubberface1424 4 роки тому +8

    The only way to improve it would be to hire Andy Serkis to play all the parts.

  • @URBONED
    @URBONED 4 роки тому +69

    "It's like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic" 😂

  • @anthonywillis2007
    @anthonywillis2007 4 роки тому +235

    A dog of a movie

  • @musiclinkscanadainc
    @musiclinkscanadainc 4 роки тому +12

    At first I thought that this was directed Tobe Hooper, I would go and see that

    • @elmonko5068
      @elmonko5068 4 роки тому +3

      It's bloody scary enough to be directed by him

    • @Batwing20293
      @Batwing20293 4 роки тому +1

      Joseph Martin That would’ve been awesome lol

  • @darkanguiel
    @darkanguiel 4 роки тому +9

    8:26 The problem with the film *is that it shouldn't exist*
    I thought he was gonna stop there and I was cracking up.
    Cats

  • @lwizzard8742
    @lwizzard8742 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve not seen the musical, I thought I wouldn’t like it, I loved it. I enjoy musical theatre

  • @wairey17
    @wairey17 4 роки тому +24

    Loved it when Mark didn't even try to pronounce Les Miserables 😂

    • @adamkay3610
      @adamkay3610 4 роки тому +1

      I hope that is indeed the case.

    • @donaldb1
      @donaldb1 2 роки тому +5

      Pronouncing it like that is a running joke on the show.

    • @Mute_Nostril_Agony
      @Mute_Nostril_Agony 2 роки тому +1

      I think there was a minor league punk band in the 70s with a member called Les (as in Lesley) Miserables (pronounced defiantly the English way)

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 2 роки тому +4

      "Les Miserables and his orchestra" is a running gag

  • @maniak1768
    @maniak1768 2 роки тому +8

    I'd definitely watch a live adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Starlight Express' made by David Cronenberg or David Lynch, really leaning in heavy on the body horror of CGI trains having human faces. If you make it a Kafkaesque cyberpunk horror flick, that would be at least interesting.

  • @arunphillips6977
    @arunphillips6977 3 роки тому +2

    "It's like moving the litter around the litter tray", hahaha, oh man that was so good!

  • @Jambobist
    @Jambobist 4 роки тому +43

    Weirdly the terrible reviews have made me more interested in seeing it, I'm in for a glorious disaster.

    • @ej3016
      @ej3016 4 роки тому +1

      Badge Man sorry - it’s soooo bad it’s BAD

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @GuyRoulstone
    @GuyRoulstone 4 роки тому +11

    I absolutely love the Tom Hooper film The Damned United, and I really liked The King's Speech. Sadly his diversion into Musical territory turns me off a bit

    • @barbarakirk3064
      @barbarakirk3064 4 роки тому

      Colm Meaney as Don Revie not long after he'd been Pat Farrell in Alpha Papa!

    • @drumgold23
      @drumgold23 4 роки тому

      Damned United was a fantastic book utterly ruined by Hooper's cack handed, cheesy fuckwittery. He is a sub average film maker at best. Sheen's a good actor but he fell far short of the mark here playing Clough like some sort of comedy caricature.

    • @Boomie_365
      @Boomie_365 4 роки тому +1

      His episode of His Dark Materials might have salvaged his reputation for this year slightly.

    • @ej3016
      @ej3016 4 роки тому

      GuyRoulstone just “a bit”

  • @FigmentHF
    @FigmentHF 4 роки тому +53

    Taking acid and watching this film is going to be a kind of trial by fire

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 4 роки тому +4

      Drugs can save the Star Wars Christmas Special...BUT NOT THIS ATROCITY

    • @werdle92
      @werdle92 4 роки тому +1

      coming up or coming down?

    • @FigmentHF
      @FigmentHF 4 роки тому +6

      Brainbot Jezebel I’m not talking about “saving it”, it’s more like being plunged into Dante’s 10th, cat themed, circle of hell.

    • @madmikejohn
      @madmikejohn 4 роки тому +2

      I saw this film a few hours ago. Believe me you do not need to be on drugs for it to bend your mind! DO NOT GO ALONE!!!

  • @disastergirl888
    @disastergirl888 4 роки тому +36

    All these fantastically awful reviews just make me more and more convinced I absolutely have to see this film, ideally in the cinema

    • @katnimphie7831
      @katnimphie7831 4 роки тому

      Suzy Lightning same

    • @miked1869
      @miked1869 4 роки тому +2

      Suzy Lightning the best things about seeing it at the cinema are that you’ll be able to sit wherever you like, and nobody will be kicking the back of your chair.
      In fact, if you phone the cinema and ask what time it’s showing, they’ll probably ask you what time you can get there.

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 4 роки тому +1

      If you get high with a bunch of friends and lots of popcorn in an empty cinema, then yeah.

  • @softshallow7435
    @softshallow7435 4 роки тому +6

    They should of just recorded a live version from the theatre and put it out on the cinema. Then again they have done that on video and dvd. I dunno what possessed them to even pick up the idea! 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @PaulAdler11
    @PaulAdler11 4 роки тому +19

    I am a straight man in a relationship and I want to marry Mark Kermode

    • @chriso8485
      @chriso8485 4 роки тому +2

      Newsflash...you're not straight. Go and look in the mirror.

    • @ENGABU1
      @ENGABU1 4 роки тому

      Lol...in a relationship....with another man! But in fairness we'd all be happy spending dinner time with MK

  • @thedigitalemotion
    @thedigitalemotion 3 роки тому +6

    "The editing is like somebody collapsed on the editing machine and hit random cut" HAHAHA! Classic!

  • @attentiondeficitsquirrel7660
    @attentiondeficitsquirrel7660 4 роки тому +3

    Whoa whoa whoa! Did he just reference one of the more obscure REM “hit” songs? *Can’t Get There From Here* was a 1985 single off of Document and had a very brief moment in the sun thanks to MTV but other early 80’s one hit wonders like Honeymoon Suite knocked them off the charts.

  • @emperman
    @emperman 4 роки тому +10

    James corden sure finds his way in these movies.
    Lookin at u emoji movie

  • @pearsemacintyre1728
    @pearsemacintyre1728 4 роки тому +4

    Reorganising the deck chairs on the titanic. I love Kermode.

  • @timbeaton5045
    @timbeaton5045 4 роки тому +4

    Les Miserables and his Orchestra....Here all week!

  • @65g4
    @65g4 Рік тому +2

    I like going back watching this review over again

  • @MichaelDG2023
    @MichaelDG2023 4 роки тому +21

    “...the least feline thing I have ever seen!”
    CATS

  • @GarethPreston
    @GarethPreston 4 роки тому +9

    "It's not even the uncanny valley, it's the awkward corner!" *genius*

  • @zaqvoir4856
    @zaqvoir4856 4 роки тому +24

    the question to ask is How much did Andrew Lloyd Webber make on the deal up front?

    • @0tispunkm3y3r
      @0tispunkm3y3r 4 роки тому

      I don't get how he's dined out on cats for so long. I've seen the show. It's complete balls.

    • @applepye87
      @applepye87 4 роки тому +8

      And how far would he travel to make sure poor people got none of it?

    • @Sicram
      @Sicram 4 роки тому +1

      All the way from America I believe.

  • @generalmaul4615
    @generalmaul4615 4 роки тому +6

    They could have marked the movie as abstract horror and it would've been one of the best films of the decade.

  • @tma2001
    @tma2001 4 роки тому +28

    Hooper should of done 'The Island of Dr Moreau - The Musical' instead.

  • @CarolineATRC
    @CarolineATRC 4 роки тому +3

    Bewildering Basement, great name for a band.

    • @ej3016
      @ej3016 4 роки тому +1

      Root maybe they can front for Les Miserables and his Orchestra 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @chadalpha7983
    @chadalpha7983 4 роки тому +34

    Terry Gilliam could have done this

    • @MikkelKjrJensen
      @MikkelKjrJensen 4 роки тому +5

      If Terry Gilliam had done it, it would have looked fabulous, probably had Johnny Depp in it somewhere, been even weirder, gone over budget and time, and at least one event that would have ended a lesser directors ability to make the movie would have occurred (actor dying, sound stage catching fire, extreme legal squabbles, and awful studio mandated edit of the film).
      Don't get me wrong, I like Terry Gilliam, and love most of his movies, but he is not know for being a director who helms smooth and painless productions.

    • @kimmerlee10
      @kimmerlee10 4 роки тому

      The man who killed Don Quixote rocked my world.

    • @Uhohlisa
      @Uhohlisa 4 роки тому

      Mikkel Kjær Jensen Johnny Depp would have ruined it too.

  • @2906nico
    @2906nico 3 роки тому +3

    Best summing up ever. You just have to clean the litter tray.

  • @Matazuma
    @Matazuma 2 роки тому +3

    "it's not even Uncanny valley it's like awkward corner or bewildering basement it's so bizarre"-Mark Kermode on Cats 2019

  • @beijingbond
    @beijingbond 4 роки тому +7

    It got a 'thumbs up' from Simon, though.

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 4 роки тому

      The review not the film.

  • @DG-mv6zw
    @DG-mv6zw 4 роки тому +6

    I see Mark's on the fence with this one!

  • @danielroden9424
    @danielroden9424 4 роки тому +28

    Didnt they learn the lesson of Green Lantern? NO CGI SUITS!

    • @jayviescas7703
      @jayviescas7703 4 роки тому +1

      One of the main reasons why I love the Deadpool movies!

  • @mango_morena
    @mango_morena 4 роки тому +5

    “Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic” imma keep that one handy 😂

  • @stevendunkley8284
    @stevendunkley8284 2 роки тому +7

    This movie was so bad that if they played it as an in flight movie, I would still walk out of the screening in utter disbelief and disgust.

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 4 роки тому +5

    Finally, someone else admits that the scale is out of whack!

  • @barcodebattler2587
    @barcodebattler2587 4 роки тому +4

    "Lovely stuff" not my words Lynn.

  • @tylermassage6220
    @tylermassage6220 4 роки тому +20

    “I didn’t laugh
    I didn’t cry, even during a Memory”
    That says it all...this is the anti-Broadway CAts

    • @KevinMuller5
      @KevinMuller5 4 роки тому +3

      Watch the performance, but hudson, on the voice. There, it is controlled emotion. In the film, it is overly dramatic to the point of parody

  • @CineRanter
    @CineRanter 4 роки тому +1

    Being back Kermode Uncut

  • @danniantagonist
    @danniantagonist 4 роки тому +5

    If you're looking for a positive quote from Mark Kermode about Cats: "it's quite short" 😂😂😂

  • @davidwright5289
    @davidwright5289 4 роки тому +2

    Probably the best review this 'film' has had.

  • @theslyphooka
    @theslyphooka 4 роки тому +48

    "It really is like rearranging the deck chairs aboard the Titanic"
    I spat out my sandwich

    • @boofuls
      @boofuls 4 роки тому +1

      jagged jot its a well known phrase 🥂

  • @kiaragannon5257
    @kiaragannon5257 4 роки тому +1

    Loved the casual R.E.M. 'Can't Get There From Here' reference.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 роки тому +19

    THEY GAVE THE LADY CATS BREASTS BUT THE MEN HAVE NO BARBED FELINE PHALLUSES!

  • @AnjaHuebel1
    @AnjaHuebel1 4 роки тому +1

    iI disagree that the CG effects were distracting. I really liked the fact that the faces showed so much emotion and I loved the ears. I really want to see the movie again because there was so much to take in.

  • @TwoMenandaCanoe
    @TwoMenandaCanoe 4 роки тому +3

    I am going to go see it. Mostly out of curiosity. Although they do say that curiosity killed the cat.

  • @blxtothis
    @blxtothis 4 роки тому

    Well I have read the book and went to the stage show with the original cast when it did it’s first London run, I’m an old git so was no child at that time, the show had it’s moments but my view was it was too long and the second half dragged on rather. The songs worked and there were many high and memorable moments, the stage set was magnificent and very inventive.
    I shall NOT be going to the cinema as the trailers and ads I’ve seen have been enough to make me want to puke, can’t put my finger on it but maybe this film didn’t need making!
    Well done Mark, once again an impartial and detailed review, only confirming my bias based on the trailers. Your reviews are one of the few shows I have regularly subscribed to when on iPlayer.

  • @znowell1
    @znowell1 4 роки тому +11

    For anyone who's looking for a quick kermode summary, he loved it. He said "it's the exorcist of films based on feline inspired musicals"

  • @debbystardust
    @debbystardust 4 роки тому +7

    “I don’t like musicals, never saw Cats, just saw a photo of the stage show, the songs are not for me.” 😯

    • @JG-ib7xk
      @JG-ib7xk 4 роки тому +3

      You mean like most normal people?

  • @Theturtleowl
    @Theturtleowl 4 роки тому +3

    After the words 'I saw cats this morning' my first thought was 'Sorry to hear that'.

  • @KevRyanCG
    @KevRyanCG 4 роки тому +1

    Great review, this is what I was waiting for since I saw the terrible trailer earlier this year.
    Also have to laugh at Mayo throwing the hand signals up towards the end to try and end the link.

  • @mitchanthony65
    @mitchanthony65 4 роки тому +14

    James Boredom was a waste of space before Cats.

  • @shakeymike2003
    @shakeymike2003 4 роки тому +21

    I think Marvel have lost their way with this Black Panther sequel!