❤️ Carl's Valentine's Day Gifts ❤️
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Carl is back just in time to show off some of the lovely gifts he bought for Valentine's Day....They could be for you if you stop lying about the mayor! :)
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As I was listening to this I asked myself “ in real life, what kind of woman would sit down for 45 minutes and listen to Carl?” 😂 Me, I just did
Me too.
You raise an interesting and very disturbing point!
Not me
“you look very young and firm” MARY I CAN’T 😂😂
“They’re not playing hard to get, they just aren’t interested.” 😂😂😂
Carl offering to mansplain to you for the rest of your life, how romantic
What would we do without the Carls of the world?!
@@SouthernASMRSounds Buy our refrigerators in peace lol
Omg another mixer watched the same asmr person as me no way
@@Chasitytrosper99 hahaha yeah!!
Im giggling out loud.
I gotta press pause on this gem of a video for the evening!!!
Relaxing, but I just can’t keep from giggling.
Oh Carl.
Thank you for these.
So very needed during this time.
Hope you and your family are staying so safe🤍
Glad you enjoyed it!
"I don't see a ring on your finger... that's good for me. You have boyfriend? I don't see him." Ahahaha this was hilarious!!
I think we've all met a "Carl" or two in our time! I know I have!
Next pleeeease a gossip in the Office with eating sounds they are my fav🤩🤩
Mine too! And it should be from the prospective of the woman Carl is talking to now 😂😂
Yes please,our lady with the strange highlights who has figured out the issue with the copier.Eating please,how is her proteine dieta going...😘😘
@@bsb2457 yes. She is my favorite person of all time.
Yess
Carl is like the weird uncle that always has something to say 🤣
Carl is the most obnoxious yet most relaxing individual out there, I love his obliviously self-centered personality. 😂 I’d like to see him go to the pharmacy and pick up his mom’s prescriptions and hold up the line with his monologues!
I like to imagine that the first time someone flirts with Carl he's just completely oblivious to it
Ok, I can’t take this anymore. Carl, I will take one for the team and be your Valentines date to Olive Garden. I have some stipulations. You can’t have my phone number, you can’t come get me, I’ll meet you there. And no, you can’t follow me home to make sure I got there. Hey Mayors girlfriend, you owe me.....
Could listen to him ramble for days. IRL Carl would be a different story. 😂
I was actually thinking about Carl and the girl he wanted to surprise in the library with the gifts he wrapped last time lol 😂
"Carl-esterol" had me WEAK😂😂
Carl needs Harvest in his life. 😌 They can save the environment together.
“Get your head out of the gutter, but don’t be afraid to put it there later” Carl just has a way with words 🤌🏽
Never been so relaxed while someone called my body “firm” 😂😂😂😂
Who doesn’t love Carl!😂😍
The lady at the post office, apparently.
@@Ktd1013 🤣
Sounds like Carl wants the mayor of Nathanville to be his Valentine. 💘😉
43:07 "Now you gotta remember, y'know, if you have a birthday...
Do you have a birthday???"
Nice!
Carl reminds me of a character from a Stephen King novel 😂
OMG! He does! I never thought about him that way, but you're right!
I’m starting to feel bad for Carl! He’s trying so hard to find a lady. I wonder if Charity would be interested if he won the lottery.
Yes
OMG a twist
I don’t think Carl would be old enough, charity would have to put up with him for to long 🤣
I just commented this, but I feel like he needs to try and flirt with the creepy coworker character! She'd creep him out I'm sure!
I was totally thinking the creepy office lady would be an amazing cross over with Carl! 😂
"I think you're worth at least $10" LOL I love Carl!!
Oh Carl, my usual at Taco Bell is only $8.95!
What if Mary suffers from multiple personality disorder and we're just sitting here laughing at the personalities. 😶 Whoa! 😆
😆😆😆
Lmao.
Only one of my personalities knows how to set up everything to make these videos. As long as she's in charge, we're good. :)
@@SouthernASMRSounds 🤣🤣 love all your personalities ❤️ you rock
Lol
These videos are so comforting, thank you Mary!
You have outdone yourself. This is the most "Carl" of all your Carl role plays. Creepy from beginning to end. Is Carl Gertrudes grand son? I got total, "I'm going to take you home and lock you in the basement," vibes. 😐😕
Did I hear Carl say the mayor looks like he was sculpted out of cream cheese or did I imagine that? lol
We have to meet Carl’s mother
Today is the day! So funny.
~weird, borderline compliments like "you look very young and firm"
~"it's kind of cute that you would lie just to play hard to get"....refuses to believe you or accept a no
~absolute worst quality mansplaining
~brags about common behaviors
~telling you about the other people he's been pursuing, like you and these people are consumable objects,
and interchangable like lego blocks
~describing being in a relationship that was clearly NOT A RELATIONSHIP
~is banned from going someplace
~alternating between praising and devaluing your appearance and value as a person
~indicating off the bat that he has absolutely no ambition in life
~very entangled with a mother he hates
Carl videos are allways SPOT 👏ON 👏 with the kinds of comments that set off red flags and loud internal sirens.
"It's a holiday based on St. Valentine, who I think was an employee of CVS... "
LOL😂😂 I just love all your fabulous characters!
Thanks Carl... it’s my first time wearing a turtleneck and I’m not quite sure about it. 🥰
It’s Carl! Bless your heart.
Oh...and "don't throw your panties on the stairs" is the best expression I've heard in a long time! 😂😂😂
I wanna see Carl go on a date, maybe he snagged someone from Tinder lol 🤣 I love him! Love you, Mary! You're creative vision and acting skills amaze me.
The type of guy that hits on everyone and anyone
I don't know what this says about me, but Carl is officially my favorite of your characters. You're the best, Mary!
This is so funny but If I knew this man in real life, I would avoid him like the plague. The way he mansplains and speaks and omgmgmgogm I'm CRYING 😂😂 Carl is so annoying I love it
Lol!!! Carl is like a character from "The Office": many times you want to look away in cringy embarrassment but you just can't because it's so funny! 🤣
"Hello Carl, hope you're okay. We have to take Peanut to the vet, we caught her licking grandpa's goosefat soap, AGAIN. Dumb cat enjoys it more than he does."
Thank you for bringing such a fun character to life in ASMR 😄
I don't think I'll ever get enough of Carl XD You're the best, Mary
Rewatching this and one of my favourite lines is “when mother poured my cereal this morning”
I love how Carl explains everything like he's showing it to a 3 year old c,: it's strangely charming, granted not in the way he'd like haha
I would die if Carl pulled out designer clothes/bags, jewelry... Maybe he would have stolen them and would have to be interrogated by police 😂😂
Mary, UA-cam needs to have an Oscars, and you need to win it because I don't know how you can do this with a straight face
Yay Carls strikes again
Oh, oh, oh ... what if Carl's mother finds a "sparkly friend" and gets married and runs off to Shady Acres. Mary, your characters are the best!
oh, mary 😂 carl reeeally reminds me of owen wilson for some odd reason .... a creepier, more senile version.....
That's who he reminds me of! Haha like a mix of Owen Wilson and Mattew McConaughey
@@blahehh5895 omg lmao I can't unsee it now
Oh dear, the Carl character cracks me up and creeps me out at the same time, LOL! BTW, St Valentine was a Roman Christian who was imprisoned for exhorting Christians to marry, which was deemed to be a distraction for Roman soldiers. He wrote letters to his followers before he was executed, signed "your Valentine".
I like Carl's explanation of Valentine's Day better. You see Gillian, it is always good to get to sit down and explaaaaain things to people. Otherwise, they are not able to find out on their own, and without folks like us who explain it to them, they're destined to just wander the earth alone, ignorant and afraid. Uh huh. Now let's go to CVS and pay our respects.
@@SouthernASMRSounds ah, ok, well I merely thought it was interesting but whatever. I wasn't intentionally being patronising. I am sorry you felt it warranted such a snarky response.
I swear Mary! The way Carl explains some things, it reminds me of my uncle!!! LOL!
YES! I was JUST thinking about how I needed a Carl video. This couldn’t have come at a better time!! 💗
Carl! Good to see ya! 🤣
Edit:"Love Beam "
How did Carl get his vocabulary?! 🤣🤣
Happy Valentine's Day Carl❤
Yessss 😊😊 he is so hilarious 😆 thank you.
Now why do I love that croc owl purse!!😄❤
Poor Carl. I do love his persistence. I think it’s going to pay off one day. He needs to try his luck at the Shady Acres once he admits mama. He could romance and visit mama at the same time.
I just lolled so hard when I saw this pop up. Can't wait 🤣🤣🤣
I love your role plays. I really feel involved and it takes my mind off of things! 😴😍
Carl is such a LEGEND! ❤
I feel like Carl’s mother did some lasting damage to him. 😂
Mary they should be casting you in 🎥, you are soo good at this lol❤🤘
Oh Carl.....my heart!!❤ lol
carl has gotta be my favorite character 😭
24:09 oh wow, Carl reaching deep for the QVC sales techniques
Carl is my valentine this year.❤
Adds to list of standards for a partner : must look like they are carved out of cream cheese ✔
Oh , thank you so much for Carl getting ready for Valentines Day! He for sure knows how to pull it off!!
Thank you again Mary!!! He’s my favorite!!! You’re my favorite!!
Hugs hon!! 🤗💕🤗💕🤗💕🤗
That purse!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Looks like a shoe at the bottom. 😂🤣😂
Lol love this character
Carl and the grumpy librarian are my favorite characters by far. I click so fast whenever I see a new video featuring either of them 😂
"Swap spit or any other fluids" LOL, TMI perhaps?
Happy Valentines Day, Carl 🥰🥰😋
Oml i love that accent 😍
Mary, that was just brilliant. LMAO right now! Great job...👍🏻
I need an interaction between carl and the creepy coworker character.... They're both just so creepy ... It would be so funny to see him meet his match!
I absolutely love your roll plays
Now this might just be me, but Carl’s starting to sound like Matthew McConaughey at times... 😳 Don’t play with me like that! 😂😂
Yaaaaay here he is! 😄
😂 I love the Steel Magnolias reference!
Just love all your characters
I think you do carl so well
Because you definitely understand how mens minds work
Also we all know how beautiful you are Mary even when you are doing carl it shines through
But this is so good and so funny
I grew up watching Six Million Dollar man. I don’t hold with Valentines Day, it’s just commercial hype. I refuse plastic bags as well, I bring my own
I hope we get a New Valentines Day Carl edition this year❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mary your wonderful this is my very first time commenting on your videos by far these are my favorite ones but real talk shoot I love them all
I remember Six Million Dollar Man, I grew up with that show
Brilliant Mary, just brilliant again! Always looking forward to Carl, u excell in that🥰
Carl!! 🤣
Hilarious! How do you do this without laughing and using multiple takes?
Lol Carl! I must say, Carl has beautiful nails! 😂💅 Great RP girl, love your vids! 😘🥰
Hey its Carl. I have missed you. Right before bedtime. Goodie. I am laughing my butt off with tears running down my face. Carl you are so funny.
It's okay Carl... My box barely closes too
Who wouldn't want Carl as a partner, when he comes with all those lovely gifts? 😆
Yay new video!
Oh man I had a good chuckle trying to sleep such good content 🤣🤣🤣 hahaha
YESSSSS!!! Thank you Mary! xx
I'd like to shake your hand haha, where have I herd that ✈
He said "get your mind out of the gutter, but don't be afraid to put it in later 😉" THIS MAN IS A CLOWN! 😂😂😂
Oh
Carl lovely Carl
I love you Carl. You keep me laughing my butt off. 🤣😆😂😄😘
I need to see a Carl as the receipt checker at Costco vid🙏🙏🙏you’re my goat frrr keep killing it
Honestly I feel bad for Carl. Hes probably not going to get a lady and hes going to be sad that he spent all his money on his special lady.🥺
He probably bought it years ago and just keeps it in the closet. LOL
He's probably offered it to every female he's met since he was a child! 😂
Yeah! New video:)
I look forward to Carl having success wooing a girl. Will he know what to do when he gets one?
Oh my gosh a Shady Nursing home role play next please please please 😍😍😍😂!!!