ASMR of a Salesman 2 [ Binaural ]
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2014
- You have a visit from Rift World's most infamous Salesman who has various trinkets for sale to help you relax.
This video was recorded using binaural microphones so headphones or surround sound may provide the best listening experience.
And yes, that is a fake rooster. You know he ain't gonna die.
Tingle on,
E.R.
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What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more.
ASMR on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo... - Фільми й анімація
Ephemeral rift is single handedly running the creativity department of the asmr community. Not only that but he is helping people with emotional things too as well as giving them a well thought out asmr experience. Thanks man. Keep that uniqueness flowing, we are wondering who your favorite asmr artists are?
Bobby Craft I appreciate the kind words, but I'm just doing things in my own little way over in my little corner of the world. I don't like to play favorites, but I love the up and coming ASMR artists who are the future and will take ASMR into new directions. I'm not going to name names or single anyone out, but they know who they are.
I love how ER is to ASMR what Prog Rock/Metal like Pink Floyd or Tool is to music. He does far more complex and intricate videos, almost never generic massage or hair cut roleplays. He pushes the limits of ASMR creativity without comromising the relaxation and unparalled tingles. Basically thinking man's ASMR, just like Tool or Floyd don't do generic verse chorus verse pop songs and push the boundaries of music, without compromising unparalled musicianship and musical integrity. 10/10 Awesome work, keep it up.
couldn't have said it better myself. Great comparison, as I am both a huge music lover and ASMR enthusiast. :D
Well put
very true.
I'm not so sure about putting Pink Floyd and Tool in the same basket.
Alec Mason why?
"Rooster Power" - that made me laugh! =)
Thanks PeacefulMindASMR ;)
Roosters are awesome
diggin the beard!
It is pretty boss.
Seth Solmes Pretty.. Big Boss? puu.sh/cP7CF/ec569934c7.jpg
*Badum tss*
Zenarkii OHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!
Zenarkii I love you
+Zenarkii WOAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The poor rooster. First he is killed and stuffed. Only to then get hung on a wall upside and have a wire out up his bum in order to harness energy from his already fragile body..... I though I had it rough..
Thank you ER for opening my eyes to how lucky we all are in our lives, with this obvious hidden message.
Good nite sweet rooster Prince.
Lol
You know he ain't gonna die.
Because he is already dead inside...
***** nah man. What is it?
Ur pessimistic skills are pretty high
Four and a half years later, this is still my favourite ASMR video. I've found myself coming back to it again and again, especially more recently over the course of the last year or so trying to catch some shut eye during broad daylight for my overnight job. I know it's a far cry, but an ASMR of a Salesman 3 is long overdue.
Haha.. giggled at the "rooster power" part. Thumbs up, Uncle E!
LemonJelly Thank you kindly Lemon! ;)
You just got family zoned
Kj= kinetic joker
Lord tickledicks Chilled? XD lol. I see certain fan bases truly do extent to every part of UA-cam.
Yeah im just a fan dont get hopes ip
ER, amazing as always!!
I agree with others fellow: the beard it's really cool ;)
Davide Sconosciuto Much obliged!
Ephemeral so Longfellow at the moment.
E.R sells pockets and pocket accessories.
Dante Martino Pockets, propane, peanuts, pants, pickles, anything pleasantly pleasing that I can peddle to people.
Ephemeral Rift
Works for me.
Ephemeral Rift I've been looking for a pair of purple pickled pedal pushers. Perchance you can procure these?
+Just Justin
Hey look! You dropped your pocket!
Ephemeral Rift I'll take the pants. I need a new pair.
I miss this character
Yeah...
Finally, Yes. i've been waiting for this for sooo long. This is exactly what I hoped it to be.
I really have to commend you for all the quality videos that keep me hopeful after an awful day.
Thanks.
Hey, I found your channel about a week ago and the first video I watched was your Zed Zombuy ASMR and it was brilliant! The whispering made my tingling sensation go nuts! I find it amazing how much time and effort you put into making us feel special and relaxed. Now I find myself coming back to watch you videos several time a day. Keep up the fantastic work and all the best to you :)
SFCGaming Hey thanks, I appreciate it!
'BOUT A WEEK AGO
Sorry, I had to
Lt Banana Hahaha, I thought someone would do that ;)
Eww Southampton supporter...
Ugh I want to see more Salesman.
ER, I just wanted to say that it's been about a year since I've been subscribed to your channel, and I'm glad I did. My life has gotten more difficult recently, but it's good to know you're with me, even in spirit. Thanks for providing me with 365 days worth of triggers and tingles! Keep doing what you do ER!
I've been following your videos for quite some time now to help alleviate anxiety/panic attacks. I've watched dozens of other artists, but none have compared to your brilliant performances. You have helped me more than you could ever know my friend
Sir! Never fail to impress. Thanks for relaxing me after a seriously arduous day. Love your work. Now I'm gonna go back and listen to the repairman videos again. :D
With our new technology, it is possible- You may wanna sit down for this- To power christmas lights... With the limitless energy found within a rooster's arse.
Oh the slow mo matches, including the rewinding bit was amazing
I love how when you hear traffic you look around and pretend like there's "raiders" coming haha! So creative with that! Usually people just apologize for background noise or edit it out but you made it so it just blends in with your set and setting!
What a nice surprise to see a second salesman video. I specifically clicked on this because I was guessing there would be brushes, just like in the first one. I really loved how you combined some Bob Ross-like whispers with the brushing. Very effective.
"It'll fit in most pocket sized..... Pockets"
Keep up the good work E.R
Easily one of my favorite asmr videos. I'm especially fond of the slowed down sections. Keep up the great work!
Your 'salesman' videos are amazing, your first one is still my all time favourite ASMR video.
You're amazingly creative, and that's what makes your slightly alternative methods of ASMR stand out
Thanks for these awesome videos, when I'm not needing to relax I watch them anyway cause they're quite interesting and quirky with all those characters you have
First time commentator: I've only been into the asmr seen for about a year but the ephemeral rift has really been calming my nerves ever since I discovered it. As a marine, I've been finding much solace in your videos. It's even been helping with my substance abuse. Just wanted to give you a shout out. Love your vids
the first salesman is my favorite asmr video of all time. this one is as good also. could already say my favorite series of yours
Just wanted to say your videos are amazing and that i watch every night! Thanks for all the time and effort you put into your channel and im looking forward to more vids to come :)
Your videos are so amazingly rediculous and creative! Thats why I love them! Please keep up the great work. You are awesome my friend.
I always thought I was a freak when describing what ASMR was to others but now I have found a home in these videos with all the other ASMR freaks and it feels great. This guys vids are especially relaxing. Great work man!
Idk how many times I've watched this video but it's my favorite asmr video. That glove part makes my brain melt.
Loved the match slow mo, and replay parts! Brilliant video once again... :)
You're easily the most creative ASMRtist of all time.
And another amazing video ER, still helping me sleep since i first subscribed when you were just starting, up nice to watch a channel grow and flourish cant wait for the next one:)
niall simonds Thank you kindly!
Traded my soul for some paper cups
The slow-mow stuff literally stabs a tingle knife into my body.
My god , i admire you for dedicating so many hours of your life making these wonderful , top quality asmr videos .
you're great , keep it up ,
Thank you so much for making that reference to Rooster in your description.
This is just what I needed after working 10 hours on 4 hours of sleep. Thanks Uncle E, and good night.
Thats a killer. Outstanding work Ephe!!!
Someone is a proud participant of No Shave November.
The beards a nice look! And great return of one of my favorite videos of yours!
Incredible video, really gave me tingles! Keep up the good work e.r
Interesting concept...creative with lots of tingles. Luv the slow-mo stuff. btw...the suit looks nice :)
cloverskies77 Much obliged my friend! :)
What a great wasteland style life shop video!!!!!! I love the story of this stuff
I see you've finally gotten the hang of the matches E.R.! Keep up all the awesome work :)
Haha, I love the sly "raider" implementation to diffuse the car noise. Crafty, mate.
I love the hat dude! Plus some serious tingles :D keep it up. Your work is the best
Love your videos bro!! Love the dark twist to it.
This one of my many favorites. Your the best man keep it up.
This seems likes a nice video, E.R., but there was something I wanted to mention. The first ASMR of a Salesman video was, and is, one of my absolute favourites, but what made it so great was the editing. The camera jumps around to give us different angles, draws our attention to particular details in your movement and behaviour, and the intensity of the sound changes sharply but not so much as to disturb. I think that it would be great to see you revisit that kind of highly edited style.
This was great, but I wished that Salesman 2 would have been just like the first one, the black and white, the eeriness, and the camera switches made it one of my favorite ASMR vids ever. However innovation is always good, whatever works well for ER!
I think black and white might be used when the observer is in some sort of danger, so maybe The Salesman wasn't a good man before, but now is.
Oh boy! Agent Ephemeral Smith is back, and he has a new hat! That highest quality plastic bag is something else, I'll take a dozen!
Those paper cups... Tapping the bottoms of them... holy instant tingles galore batman! Thats the most tingles ive ever felt I think
I love Death Of A Salesman. Good job. Very creative.
Ya did it again you ASMR genius.
Faaaaaabulous!
That Bob Ross reference... Brilliant, as always. You're the best.
oooh those whisper sounds at 23:50, almost motorcycle sounding, gave me the tingles through my spine even while doing tech work in my cubicle. nice!
Oh my friend, this is a very effective idea. And you looks pretty cool :))
hi tabuhan :)
Aislene Hossy hi :))
Tabuhan ASMR Much obliged Tabuhan!
Quite a stylish hat, good sir. Thank you for the video.
those tiny paper cups were amazing, oh my goodness.
Your videos (Especially the Zombuy video) is so funny that I start laughing out load in the middle of the night hahah
We need a hitman role play with leather gloves and a suit! Could come to collect details on a contract? Or to carry one out..
I like how he kinda links all his characters together in some way, it makes it seem like an overall collective story :)
The bag of milk was fortold!
Ephemeral Rift = Brilliant ASMR Pioneer. Trippy MESMERIZING visuals and sounds. Infinite Thanks!
Good idea for your choice of a fake rooster.
It's more relaxing this way than with a genuine one :)
"I make latex gloves in all shapes and sizes...Yes...even CTHULHU SIZE"
I busted up laughing somewhere around here.
It's strange how much you reminded me of one of those old style detectives with the cigarettes and the snubbed .38, I loved it. I also loved the part with the sammiches, it had good tingles and it make me lol and want sadviches
Thanks for uploading so I can play it in 144p! It makes my laptop fans quiet down so I don't have to wear earphones while I try to sleep! :)
The sequel to my favorite E.R. video! Shweeeet,
You are really good at this. Slightly implying that the salesman is pyromaniac or just a bit obsessed with matches was great. Really sutle. Your videos give me the impression of reading a really good novel.
I really think its cool that you respond to comments, alot of famous youtubers dont
We totally need ASMR Of A Salesman 3, love you Uncle E!
+Feraloxide That rhymed.
Jack Sider
Wow, it actually did. x)
Ha, jokes on you, I already sold my soul long ago when I started college. Great video man, much respect. :)
Very well done as always ER! :)
Nice effect with the slowed version of the wax paper. Really interesting. It sounded like ice on a glacier shifting/cracking. Tingle on E
I really like the slow motion sound as well. I hope he does a longer videos with this sound.
I love your videos because it always feels like Im right there in the room with you lol
I was literally about to switch to a different video...until 48:40 happened and my Bob Ross tingles INSTANTLY kicked in...and then you went with it too! I'LL TAKE 50!
Very relaxing and witty.
Seeing this made my day....possibly week depending on how much I watch it ;)
Love all your videos and thanks for making a 2 videos because the first one was amazing whisper on my freind
Great video. Gave me many tingles as usual. I will continue to watch your videos.
MentalTorch You better! You do owe me your soul after all.
Great video, as always!
Slowmo affect was genius!
I loved every second of this video!
You clean up nice, Uncle E! I dig the beard.
Your eyes really got me in this.
I like to imagine the character who's being talked to has telekinetic powers, and there are random objects floating around him/her.
My man, seriously, I can't get over the beard lol rock it dude.
haha happy little clouds, made my day.
Bob Ross is the man!
Another brilliant video!
What happened to ephemeral rifts emporium sales shop thing, was legit the best ASMR video and I only for got to watch it once!
Read the description.
Loving the Alice in Chains reference :) very sly. Nice to see a fellow Chains fan, especially one in the ASMR community.
I liked that bob ross/willy wonker "pure imagination" reference.
You hit me with nostalgia.
Six people do not like samiches:) great video ER and it always makes me smile when I get the notification that you've posted a new one!
I hope one day your son watches these and realizes his father is a creative genius
Loved it, and I adore and admire the hard work you put into these. The Salesman with No Name is back and loose in the facility plying his goods, but does Prof Clemmons know this? :-)
I'm starting to believe Charlie(Carl) and the salesman are the same person, or just related. The brush, the cards, it all falls into place.
You look like you belong on the set of Mad Men. Great job with another amazing asmr!
Awesome job. Helps relieve exam stress :)
trailerkhai Good luck with your exams!
How'd it go? Hopefully well.
You could sell me dog shit on a stick and I'd willingly take it.
Komaeda Nagito That's actually my next video.
Ephemeral Rift Just started watching ASMR videos about two days ago, is there a certain thing I'm supposed to do like keep the lights off or close my eyes? Sometimes I don't feel that sensation. I think I'll stick to your channel as you have great content :-).
Well shit on a stick is on the next vid... Cant wait ;)
Do both of those things I think, at least that's what I do.
Sebastian Baechler Experiment on what works for you. Personally, I get buzzed by most
anything as long as it is well calculated and constructed. But I rarely
get touched as much as by ER's content. This man is the ASMR broker.