this shitpost has been on my mind for months so here you go audio: John Mulaney "The One Thing You Can't Replace" from New In Town stick till the end of the video
It took me two months to get this joke, I watched this two months ago, saw this comment, and I didn’t get it, last night I was thinking about it and am finally understood, so I had to come back and say... holy cow you’re genius.
I’m just thinking about Crutchie yelling “Fuck da police!” Race jumping onto a pool table and breaking it, Spot shitting on Pulitzer’s typewriter, Davey smashing a 40 on the ground and yelling “SCATTER!” Jack stealing photos, and Kathrine freaking out about it afterwards. My life is complete.
Ok but honestly, every time I see the rally at the theater in the 1992 film and Medda does her number, all I can think of is that she’s performing for a sea of drunk toddlers.
Ok listen I love John Mulaney but looking at the title of this video I had no clue what this was gonna be about and I'm happy to say this has been the best 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life oh my god
Another story I heard about myself! Uh, this one happened in 1899. There was this reporter girl whose dad owned the World. His name was Mr. Pulitzer, and his daughter Katherine was a reporter. She worked for the Sun, while we worked for the World. And Mr. Pulizter was an @$$hole. And, one weekend, he decided to raise the price of papes, which you should never do, if you're an @$$hole. And Katherine decided to help the newsboys strike against her dad! Hurray! And everyone around town heard about it, and we all got up individually, and thought, "Okay, let's go over there and DESTROY THE PLACE."
Spoilers ahead. Crutchie: We was drinkin' likes it was the end of the World. Me: It is. It is the end of the World, Crutchie. You guys went on a strike because of Mr. Pulitzer raising the price of da papes the newsies delivered every day.
the best part is spot being the one that shits on the computer
Zoe Wierson lets be honest we know he would
Zoe Wierson I started wheezing when Spot fuvking smirked on cue with "took a shit on his computer"
“And everyone was drinking like it was the end of The World” BA DUM TSSSS
I JUST REALIZED THAT OMG
Or like Race, the end of the wiold
It took me two months to get this joke, I watched this two months ago, saw this comment, and I didn’t get it, last night I was thinking about it and am finally understood, so I had to come back and say... holy cow you’re genius.
LAUGHING AFTER 2 YEARS
I'm still here! And still love the fact that Davey is the dad
Romeo: “...police.”
WHACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD
Megan Herbst HDHSHDBXB
jack is Not Pleased
The two dislikes on this video are mr. and mrs. Macnamara
imagining davey smashing a bottle and screaming “SCATTER” is the funniest shit to me
AnnaKR HONESTLY SAME
also spot TAKING A SHIT on pulitzers computer
The image of Davey yelling "scatter!" Is what destroyed me. Thank you for this masterpiece
“So I don’t drink anymore”...
“So lets get drunk! Not with liquor”
Literally every newsie:AWWWW
Keep in mind he was also in the refuge soooo 😂😂😂
I’m just thinking about Crutchie yelling “Fuck da police!” Race jumping onto a pool table and breaking it, Spot shitting on Pulitzer’s typewriter, Davey smashing a 40 on the ground and yelling “SCATTER!” Jack stealing photos, and Kathrine freaking out about it afterwards. My life is complete.
Why does this fit so perfectly 😂
I don't know why this works but I'm glad it does.
acromaddie FJDGHABCNS thank u,,, i am also glad it works tbh
I would like to let you know this is a flawless piece of modern art
Kaytlin Nicks HDHWBFJDBCBS PLS, THANK U,,,,
i love how Race is the one to break the pool table
his tap dance solo was too powerful
The audio starts and I know it’s going to be perfect
Okay
Jack stealing old antique photos is my new headcanon/favorite thing ever
Me, a musical theatre nerd: hears “macnamara”
Also me: HEATHERRRRRRRR
Yep
Yep
The way the moves lined up with the way John said “and everyone else joined in” SENT ME TO HEAVEN
I love John Mulaney and Newsies so this is great
Why does this fit perfectly?
2:09 the fact that it's Les makes it so much funnier
LMAO YEAH
This was... beautiful
Simply a love letter to the twisted fansies out there
truly magnificent
Lucy Catcher im blessed, thank u
sincerely, a fellow twisted fansie
1:06 this is too accurate for Race! 👏😂😂😂👏
if this isn't Newsies plot in a nutshell
I never thought my two favorite things could be combined, I never would have even imagined this. I love it
Lindsay Packet aaaah thank you, this is such a nice comment!! john mulaney and newsies are also two of my favorite things tbh lol
“With the confidence of guys who have already BEEN to jail..”
Me: *looks at Jack*
Jack: I SERVED MY NICKLE YOU COME AND TAKE ME!!
I thought it was Les
"SO LET'S GET DRUNK!"
*"YEAH!"*
that's it, that's the video
@@marianara-sauce just summed it all up XD
@Angelica Eliza AND PEGGY
**Eliza voice* I'm not sorrryyyy
Spot no
cas charles spot yes
rainbowblue13 spot maybe
Spot. N o
spot definitely
Someone needs to write a fanfic with the newsies characters and this story. I would give anything to read something like this
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. JESUS IS CRYING. THIS IS AMAZING. 😂
i cant believe my shitpost made jesus cry god bless
Jesus is crying Weasel he’s dying
I never knew I needed this! Crutchie yelling "F*** da police!" Is the best thing ever!
The little smirk on Spot’s face when it says “and took a shit on his computer ”
we all know race would be the one to do a run and jump on the pool table
I laughed so hard at this i was wheezing for a good 10 minutes
rubbernoseswampdonkey THANK U I DEDICATED A LOT TO THIS SHITPOST TBH
I love how race is the one to dive onto the pool table and snap it in two
Love that Crutchie is John Mullaney
I was cry laughing to this
lexi hdhwhdbcbdbc thank y o u
rainbowblue13 what comedian was that? Bo Burnham?
lexi it's actually john mulaney! it's from his special New In Town and one of my favorite bits of his
The best part is I know all the words to this
This is a work of art
I kept laughing so hard because after romeo says police Jack fricking SMACKS him.
newsies and john mulaney my TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
BIG MOOD TBH
“Did I do that?” I fucking LOST it
I am supposed to be getting ready for school, right now, but I don't care! Best thing EVER...
aaaah thank you :D also i hope u got ready for school on time!
rainbowblue13 lol thank u i did;) please we need more of these Haha! But really, u r a genius, this is amazing
This is the most I have ever seen of the Newsies Broadway musical!!!!!! IM FREAKING OUT MAN IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
It's on Disney+!! So if you or a friend have it you could watch the whole thing! It's amazing, I love it!
if you don’t have disney+ you can buy or rent it on itunes too
Does this mean Crutchie got his limp running from the police?
"John McNamara..."
Me, a Starkid fan: I KNOW HIM
this is actually one of the most amazing masterpieces on youtube
HFHSJFJDHF THANK
This is the best thing to ever happen to me. Thank you. You are an artist.
This is actually the best thing I've ever seen.
This is literally so well edited and yet it's a shitpost and I LOVE IT
J A C K 😂😂😂
DAMMIT JACK
this is a ruthless combination of the two things i love most in the world. stunning
THIS IS SO GOOD
Atalie Hill !!!!!! im glad you liked it :D
rainbowblue13 I think I might follow you on tumblr. It’s me btw 🌹 I absolutely love the Newsies and love your blog (if it is you)
Atalie Hill yea im both rainbowblue13 and marianara-sauce on tumblr! and aaah omg im glad you like my dumb reblogs/art
i love that race is the one to break the pool table and spot is the one that shits on the computer 👏 i love my Agents of Chaos™️
AHAHHAAHAH I FRIKIN LOVE JHON MALANEYYY
why does this work so well
because all the newsies are inherently shitposts dhdhcn
Ok but honestly, every time I see the rally at the theater in the 1992 film and Medda does her number, all I can think of is that she’s performing for a sea of drunk toddlers.
Why is this the most accurate thing ever
This. Is. The. Most. Beautiful. Thing. I’ve. Ever. Seen.
I am not exaggerating when I tell you that this is my favorite video of all time.
This is my favorite video of all time. Thank you
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
ExoPolitics YOURE TOO NICE SGHSHFBF
this is SO niche. I love it
I had to watch it twice to fully get the Newsies because the first time I was laughing to hard to pay attention
Omg my two favorite things I love the so much
Macnamera??? Like HEATHER???
No like Jake duhhh
Lol I get it don’t r/whoosh me
Noooo but Heather isnt a buttholeee
@@macaronweasley8100 I haven’t seen Heathers but from what I know I’m pretty sure that’s the whole point
@@weresofansie1457 Heather Mac isnt in my opinion, Chandler and kinda duke yes
@@macaronweasley8100 Good to know, I don’t know if I’m ever going to be able to watch Heathers, so it’s good to get information about it.
OMG JOHN MULANEY AND NEWSIES TWO THINGS I LOVE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I love that Crutchie is John mulaney in this
omg spots face at the computer shit part is gold
This is one of the best things I have ever watched thank you
this is actually so great
Time to watch this again
this is a work of art
you should get an award for this
I love this more then anything
When you know who the comedian is
I fricking love this so much
why am i sobbing?
The idea of spot being the one to take a shit on the computer was just too much for me
There are no words to describe how perfect and accurate this is.
This was my first introduction to newsies AND John Mulaney
I loved this! Good job! Everything fit perfectly😂
Ok listen I love John Mulaney but looking at the title of this video I had no clue what this was gonna be about and I'm happy to say this has been the best 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life oh my god
this is the most accurate thing ive seen in my life
Another story I heard about myself!
Uh, this one happened in 1899.
There was this reporter girl whose dad owned the World.
His name was Mr. Pulitzer, and his daughter Katherine was a reporter.
She worked for the Sun, while we worked for the World.
And Mr. Pulizter was an @$$hole.
And, one weekend, he decided to raise the price of papes, which you should never do, if you're an @$$hole.
And Katherine decided to help the newsboys strike against her dad! Hurray!
And everyone around town heard about it, and we all got up individually, and thought, "Okay, let's go over there and DESTROY THE PLACE."
I LOGR THAT JACK IS THE ONE WITH TGE PHOTOS THE FOOTAGE WORKS TOO WELL OMG
The pool table part should’ve been the printing press in the cellar. Just sayin
this is freaking genius 😂
Angelina's Voice hahaha thank you!
This is magnificent 😂❤️
aaaah thank u ;u;
LOVE NEWISES
OMG YOU GAVE ME LIFEEE and SPOT WHAT THE HECK
I. LOVE THIS.... SO. MUCH!! OMG
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
Spoilers ahead.
Crutchie: We was drinkin' likes it was the end of the World.
Me: It is. It is the end of the World, Crutchie. You guys went on a strike because of Mr. Pulitzer raising the price of da papes the newsies delivered every day.
Its 2am s t o p 😂😂😂
I knew what this was going to be and I was not disappointed
Thank you for distracting me from being in the hospital
YES JUST YES
this is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in weeks oh my god
MCNAMARA?!
Ik, Heather can't
0:03 LOOK. HOW. PURE!!!
that was art
Perfection! Great job. Cheers!