Imagine being a berserker going to the mountain path to defeat spartans to... ¿get a kitten in medieval times? (kinda weird) and you get ridicully hit and killed by some random falling big rocks, instantly failing your objective by the most humillating way, didn't even being able to start fighting against enemies, all by that big rocks.
Initially battlefield commendations went to the Spartans pushing rocks down the cliff. They later received court martials when it was discovered they also accidentally destroyed most of the reinforcements.
No army could beat Spartans in hand to hand combat! Even that army had the triple number of soldiers! Spartans the best army that has ever appeared in the planet, all time!
Some boulders were useless and kill only several per drop. The vikings were about x5 the number of the spartans. So it is only fair that spartans have the power of boulders to their side. All for the glory of pussy lord.
Spartans: so is kitten like a metaphor for a princess or maiden or whatever?
Scouts: nope, it's literally a cat
Spartans: ...NOW it's on
Imagine being a berserker going to the mountain path to defeat spartans to... ¿get a kitten in medieval times? (kinda weird) and you get ridicully hit and killed by some random falling big rocks, instantly failing your objective by the most humillating way, didn't even being able to start fighting against enemies, all by that big rocks.
No valhalla for them
That was greatly calculated AND directed. Good job! Thanks!
Initially battlefield commendations went to the Spartans pushing rocks down the cliff. They later received court martials when it was discovered they also accidentally destroyed most of the reinforcements.
Fortunately, the landslide was a natural disaster lol
@@battlesimulatorgamer it would have been hilarious if you actually could put troops on top of the mountain to push boulders down.
No army could beat Spartans in hand to hand combat! Even that army had the triple number of soldiers! Spartans the best army that has ever appeared in the planet, all time!
Alternate Title: Skyrim fails in its attempt to invade Sparta.
literally the rocks killed more berserkers than spartans
I think they also killed more spartans that the berserkers
In my opinion one on the best UEBS videos on UA-cam. Good job 💪🏻
Wow Thanks!
Really So Satisfying For Me
Oh Thanos! Thank you!
@@battlesimulatorgamer Bro I want 10000 spartan Vs 50 Thousand Plz Upload It BTW i Love Your VDO😈👍🏻
@@GHOSTY2669 😍
Man! The Spartans love their kitten! (Well judged battle!)
The cat shall never DIE!
Great idea, funny and glorious! Good job
Glad you enjoyed.😀
I was so invested in saving the kitten in this battle.
13:38 you see them to jump and you laugh after this hahaha
That was well worth the lives of millions.
Press F for that lone relief army survivor.
12:48 defenders spartans are taking reinforcements.
the Spartans probably the strongest old fashioned unit
6:43 He has body of rock?They push their swords to his body and he is not dying.
8:48 they throw the vikings from the mountain
8:55 I can hear Leonidas saying "Toss them to the cliffs!"
14:10 two spartans are killing 7-8 vikings.
Thats pretty dramatic. Glad that kittens are not hurt
I really love your videos
I Like this content too😁
I thought nah then I saw the Spartans reinforcements and was like “hold on, wait a minute”
which music you use for this or soundtrack name?
Having the boulders repeatedly kill off half of the berserkers really wasn't fair.
Some boulders were useless and kill only several per drop. The vikings were about x5 the number of the spartans.
So it is only fair that spartans have the power of boulders to their side. All for the glory of pussy lord.
@@soonsuicidal 😅🤣 ok
Protect the Cat at All Costs
Right that's purpose this match ;)
Wow kya video banate ho bhai
If it was 300 Spartans only, it would have been much interesting.
About half way I wasn’t feeling too good for the Spartans
Viking berserkers ? No, dovahkiins ! ...Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin (forever) !
That video just shows how powerful Spartans are
A real nailbiter!
los espartanos como siempre invictos 🤣😀
Praise the Gods!
Imagine Spartans going in war naked
FOR OUR KING..,, LEONIDAS!!!!
Yay the successfully save the kitten
Good vidéo
Thanks ;)
Hysterical
Lol probably the avalanche got more kills than the Spartans
Probably fifty-fifty...?
@@battlesimulatorgamer yes
Please made 100 billion spartan vs 1000 or more modern soldier arm by pkm.
its like 300 but the king is a cat?
haha That's right😄
so... are they sacrificing it after that??? to the god of war or something...!
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Purr murr :3
imagine disliking this video
Skyrim bandits
awwwws :3
Шляпа а не сражения., с комнями хрень какая то.
How many Vikings are there in this video?
oiiii
This byfar is the most accurate battle simulator...NOT! 🤣
Vikings will kill the cat.
Anh ơi cho 10 nghìn số ba ta đi anh đấu với những con khác
where are you from
Oyunun adı ne
Dovahkiin army
I could agree vikings are stronger than Persians but spartans too op
Just shows what we will do to get a little p.ussy
Some Russian guy literally sent po n link
In the comment section
ya spam bot. huuuu💨
Lame. That many rocks was literally overkill.
Wadiw howol win if da ispiriton fat daman zombis
Protect* or defend*
Thanks!