These guys HATE cavemen (Jackbox)

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2025

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  • @louie.kazooie
    @louie.kazooie 11 місяців тому +191

    "I promise fucking, I deliver cmon man" losing is a crime

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 11 місяців тому +407

    8 PEOPLE JACKING AT ONCE? WHAT IS THIS, A DISCORD CALL? wait..

    • @timemaster31
      @timemaster31 11 місяців тому +34

      Stay pegged

    • @captainchara1
      @captainchara1 11 місяців тому +10

      Stay pegged

    • @0scarWalsh
      @0scarWalsh 11 місяців тому +12

      We making it out the gooncave with this one

    • @vmp916
      @vmp916 11 місяців тому +10

      Mom found the goon box

    • @idsappples
      @idsappples 11 місяців тому +2

      I forget Nl has like 400000 connections

  • @Steineru_kun
    @Steineru_kun 11 місяців тому +147

    8 people jackbox pog

  • @marshalllenhart7923
    @marshalllenhart7923 11 місяців тому +109

    The cave person disrespect is INSANE. They were not savage bloodthirsty animals 😂

    • @HerOwnKnife
      @HerOwnKnife 7 місяців тому +8

      the cavemen were more chill than these eight arguing over that prompt

  • @Donovarkhallum
    @Donovarkhallum 11 місяців тому +65

    Malf brain is uncomprehendable. The pile of hammers joke from nl was so true.

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 11 місяців тому +7

    15:00 "Chat, would you still watch my streams if I turned into a worm?"

  • @AshlynOne
    @AshlynOne 11 місяців тому +85

    Matches being #1 might be the most painful thing I have ever seen.
    You can start what, 30 fires? Congrats. They can already start fires. You know what gets more than 30 uses? Everything on that list except candy. Lmfao.

    • @DraconicCatgirl
      @DraconicCatgirl 11 місяців тому +4

      Matches being No.1 HAD to be Chat as a Collective Entity just shitposting right? Surely, surely that many people didn’t think “hm yes show them how we have fire on demand” right, right???

    • @Durzaka
      @Durzaka 11 місяців тому +9

      Matches at number 1 is insanity. But Candy, Sharpie, and Flashlight are all awful choices as well. And fucking Cave men had tools, so a hammer is literally nothing, and a knife is just very fancy form of what they already have. Everything here is fucking a bad choice, but the 4 finite ones are far and away the worst.

    • @0scarWalsh
      @0scarWalsh 11 місяців тому +21

      @@Durzaka nah flashlight has the highest chance of getting you worshipped and it's not even close

    • @ButIMustScream
      @ButIMustScream 11 місяців тому

      0​@@DraconicCatgirl

    • @TheRedzeth
      @TheRedzeth 11 місяців тому +7

      It's not what is the most useful in the ice age, it's what impresses the caveman the most without them trying to kill you. The other side of the prompt is what would you bring to defend yourself against caveman in which case both the hammer and knive are valid options.
      Portable instant fire in the coldest time on earth ever seems like a pretty solid way to be seen as god for them. Just gotta make it seems like a miracle and see it as 30 miracles to impress caveman instead.

  • @wyldenites
    @wyldenites 11 місяців тому +59

    Holy brsh - Over 2k people have jacked their box in under an hour

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy 11 місяців тому +25

    Stay turned for the continuation of the Gay Grocery saga.

  • @0scarWalsh
    @0scarWalsh 11 місяців тому +39

    Was Malf setting up for an Epstein joke at 16:50?

    • @Blackfrosti
      @Blackfrosti 11 місяців тому

      I thought it was a 9/11 joke but Epstein works too

    • @Pyregrammer
      @Pyregrammer 11 місяців тому +30

      I thought it was going to be a 9/11 joke personally

    • @deetsitmeisterjd
      @deetsitmeisterjd 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@PyregrammerSame thing honestly.

  • @wurthdurt_
    @wurthdurt_ 11 місяців тому +16

    7 grown men and a hobbit jack into a bar

  • @kylekoger4888
    @kylekoger4888 10 місяців тому +5

    "you sound like a bug" made me deep belly laugh

  • @Jamesss6
    @Jamesss6 11 місяців тому +30

    Chib Lee nation!!!

  • @DDRFaQ
    @DDRFaQ 11 місяців тому +28

    One day Rob will make an appearance I have faith 👏🙏

  • @adamthedog1
    @adamthedog1 10 місяців тому +6

    not gonna lie. I thought the pottery painting prompt was asking what design you would paint onto some shit. imagine my surprise when 5 streamers agreed theyd paint a picture of a mug on a vase 🤨

  • @Ze7p
    @Ze7p 11 місяців тому +13

    49:40 has me in tears. Wtf

  • @matthewhall3020
    @matthewhall3020 10 місяців тому +4

    “you sound like a bug” sent me to the effing stratosphere

  • @codypavy
    @codypavy 11 місяців тому +12

    7 people and 1 egg playing jackbox? My gourd doth overflow with pog

  • @gorpazorp7309
    @gorpazorp7309 11 місяців тому +9

    the caveman discourse is insanely funny

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 11 місяців тому +29

    Apollo thinking a human with a kitchen knife stands no chance against the average caveman is extreme anti-recency bias

    • @Tanzklaue
      @Tanzklaue 11 місяців тому +24

      depends. cavemen used tools themselves, and if they have a spear or a ranged weapon, the cavemen will cook you.
      now put the knife at the end of a stick, we are going somewhere!
      and of course an unarmed caveman will lose horribly vs an armed modern man. the physiology isn't too different between now and 30k years ago.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 11 місяців тому +3

      fr they're not superhumans they're just like, strong dudes

    • @RyeBread271
      @RyeBread271 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Tanzklaue Oh absolutely on the spears, I was laughing at the part where he said the caveman would just Agent 47 snap your neck instantaneously

  • @CadoonTube
    @CadoonTube 11 місяців тому +23

    Wow I didn't even know youtube tells you how many seconds ago a video was published if you find it in under a minute,

    • @Uliftmeup
      @Uliftmeup 11 місяців тому +13

      True NL fan detected

  • @Jipni
    @Jipni 10 місяців тому +3

    I believe there are autistic people who do not produce melatonin so high doses aren’t as bad

  • @ew859
    @ew859 11 місяців тому +6

    Bemidji is in Minnesota, -2

  • @LovelySoftSnow
    @LovelySoftSnow 10 місяців тому +2

    If you get 8 people poll mines start doing personalised questions involving everyone??? thats so cool

  • @4444Ferris
    @4444Ferris 11 місяців тому +2

    37:45
    "pride keep losers"
    I can't believe that the randomly generated poster actually has made something kinda good as an advise

  • @moppr
    @moppr 11 місяців тому +3

    4:42 broke me

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 11 місяців тому +9

    why multi-tool? why do you need a phillips head screwdriver?

    • @pogusmaximus7162
      @pogusmaximus7162 11 місяців тому

      Imagine how far construction would have progressed by today if we had the Phillips head screw 9000 years earlier.

  • @strangest_cacti
    @strangest_cacti 11 місяців тому +1

    This segment really patrolled my alpaca

  • @snowyborne
    @snowyborne 11 місяців тому +3

    we are so unbelievably back

  • @avromostlund5166
    @avromostlund5166 11 місяців тому +8

    Match, Flashlight, Hammer 1-2-3 is insanely obvious and every one of you who disagrees can fight me.
    Making fire quickly and conveniently is amazing. Once you have one fire, you can give fire to other people (they love you for this. You just saved them hours and hours after a rainy day or snow storm or migration) and you can continue feeding a fire to keep it alive until something bad happens. Hint: If something bad happens and you can't get warm, you DIE.
    Flashlight goes hard. Humans rely on sight to do things. There is a long period of time we don't get to do that. That time is when predators are most active. But sure yeah it's useless bro for sure.
    Hammer would be used every single day by every person in the tribe and it wouldn't ever break, because it's forged, shaped, solid steel that is the perfect shape and is harder than anything a caveman is going to throw it at.
    But yeah man I'm SURE that the screw driver, can opener, and toothpick in the multi tool is gonna really wow at the cave function.

    • @BrownEyedPrincess1
      @BrownEyedPrincess1 11 місяців тому +10

      I think it depends on the hammer. My hammer isn’t solid steel lol. Mine has a pink wooden handle and it’s my second one because my dad broke the handle on my first one while we were building a bookshelf. 😂

    • @avromostlund5166
      @avromostlund5166 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm dying now thinking of going back in time with a toy hammer that does that rubber squeak sound and being like "look, cavemen!"@@BrownEyedPrincess1

  • @s_ludge
    @s_ludge 11 місяців тому +2

    haven't watched a NL video in forever, coming back to start with this one. I missed it.

    • @Blackobluna
      @Blackobluna 10 місяців тому

      Chatter made it through the unban requests, cheers brother I'll dribk to that

  • @trivane626
    @trivane626 9 місяців тому

    33:47 made me cry laugh

  • @meursaulty6672
    @meursaulty6672 11 місяців тому

    A stacked poll mine, you love to see it.

  • @generalmazur
    @generalmazur 11 місяців тому +7

    Look man I love Jackbox but you have eight people WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING GARTIC PHONE 😭

  • @Zelmazam1
    @Zelmazam1 11 місяців тому

    Gotta wait till tomorrow for wheel

  • @derekw9724
    @derekw9724 11 місяців тому

    I was also thinking blow my job, chib xoxo

  • @TheUltimateScottz
    @TheUltimateScottz 11 місяців тому

    Justin is a Gel fan?? Pog

  • @spamlikely665
    @spamlikely665 8 місяців тому +1

    41:04 straight joe biden be like

  • @connorsmith75
    @connorsmith75 11 місяців тому +1

    I like that RURURURU has made minor appearances in Jackbox since the NLSS days but never been very funny

  • @Cakekappen
    @Cakekappen 11 місяців тому +1

    Gwomp

  • @sock7896
    @sock7896 11 місяців тому +1

    chibly

  • @moiseslopez981
    @moiseslopez981 11 місяців тому +4

    Wake up Honey new gartic phone just dropped

  • @KevinAccetta
    @KevinAccetta 11 місяців тому

    Uhh.. people love posters, how are they surprised? 😂
    At least they look nice, way better than random shit like a pin, beanie, patch, vinyl you'll never use, or a cap.

    • @macilaci92
      @macilaci92 11 місяців тому

      Posters are so stupid, noone have walls anymore

  • @Goonmeat
    @Goonmeat 11 місяців тому +1

    based max bemis enjoyers

  • @bumblebee9482
    @bumblebee9482 11 місяців тому +1

    Lesgo!

  • @DrZnagge
    @DrZnagge 11 місяців тому +1

    Pog

  • @mentalheavy
    @mentalheavy 11 місяців тому

    I just started watching and seeing this game he is going to call everyone crazy in annoying fashion for the smallest possible disagreements like 50 times ain't he?

  • @GreenTea_98
    @GreenTea_98 11 місяців тому +7

    we love our kory don't we folks? 🪳