A Completely Accurate Summary of Wolfenstein The New Order
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- I bet you did Nazi this one coming. Get it? Because you have bad eyes.
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Thanks @FelixLFavo for improving the Elephant joke. I definitely just stole that from him.
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April Fools! It's... 99% the same video, but re-recorded so it doesn't sound like dog water.
joke on you, i like that video 😎
Thank goodness for the reupload on April fools, cause I hadn't found your channel before that
I could listen to you talk about killing nazis all day.
Question, did you actually replay the game or just rerecord the completly "accurate" summary of tge events transpiering?
Oh, good, so I did not forget to take the pills again!
Guess I have to take responsibility for that last body now...
Of course, Blazkowicz can shrug off all that damage and his rage keeps him in peak physical condition. He is Doomguy's great great great... great grandfather.
Also, just a great dude.
You see, the only reason that you never see Doomguy's face is because, Bethesda owns both Doom and Wolfenstein, and therefore, it is obvious that Doomguy and B.J. are one and the same walking talking Disciple of Death!
@@kiillabytezYou see his face in the end of Ancient Gods II in Doom Eternal
The blazkos are born with muscles no hardcore bodybuilding required.
I like how Will says its a good thing it didnt make you start the game hobbling around weak from a 14 year coma. Meanwhile 1.5 Wolfensteins later...
...you start the game in a badass fight scene that proves that B.J. "Terror Billy" Blazkowicz is so god-damned unstoppable that not even losing the use of his legs can prevent him from slaughtering an entire U-Boat filled with nazis, as the purest antithesis to their belief that disabled people aren't worth the food they eat.
The original was the video that introduced me to your channel, so it seems we've come a full circle
full circle would be you leaving tho
Came here to say the same thing. Been watching ever since
With me that makes three people who started off on your Wolfenstien video!
That song that plays during the start of the asylum cutscene is a banger glad u included it
1:47 - WWII Planes would frequently return from mission with enormous sections of the hull just gone. They hadn't anticipated them operating like that, but they did.
Oddly, I'm sure their response was to more heavily armour the areas that never got shot off. Yeah...
10:46 - A salvageable human... Huh...
Yup, I was referencing that fact with that joke
The parts that got shot off had just proven themselves to not we vital to the planes‘ flying ability. Of course you reinforce the other parts, don’t want them to crash the next time this happens.
@@Williaso lol, as was I.... Jesus H Corbet 😂 your joke was absolutely hilarious, just like mine. 😐 Set up, delivery, punchline, just wow
The plane or salvageable human, was your joke? I'd like to know? 🤔
@@ArDeeMee lol, yeah I was aware of that, thanks mate.
It wasn't the intuitive response. It wasn't what was expected. It was odd.
been replaying these games due to recent events, so satisfying
I completed Wolfenstein Old Blood on Uber. The only best Alternate history game I ever played.
Remember when nazis were universally hated? Pepperidge Farms remembers…
Imagine thinking the nazis lost WW2.
@@RedM-lk6fknah, we just brought them over to work for us… something about a paperclip….
@@RedM-lk6fkthey did...?
Is this a joke I'm not getting
@@dominikrni Operation Paperclip, the mission to bring a bunch of nazi smart people to America to work for the US for things like rocket science and more from 1945-1959, over 1,600 were brought to the US
And you picked the wrong guy as a friend which means you didn't get to hang out with Jimi Hendrix
I was so confused at first.
There's a theory that Blaskowitch is the grandfather of DOOM Guy or something
*Blazcowicz, it's a Polish name, pronounced "Blahz-kaw-vih-ch"
**He's the great, great, great grandfather of Doomguy
0:13 that aged so well
Honestly one of my favorite CAS or CASS OR CASES I have no idea how to make that a plural
CASs
Y'know, it's *super* weird that this game suddenly got more popular here recently
*Super* weird coincidence
Can't imagine why that might be
Oh my god, I can't believe this guy put politics in Wolfenstein video!
If you see what happens with wyatts brain, would make sense why the machine dog actually behaves like a dog playing fetch
well happy aprils fools day to everyone
Ah, head trauma simulator. Love this game (and the reup)
I did not enjoy the video, however I DO hate Nazis so I am obligated to like this video and remain subscribed.
Any video that dunks on Nazis , Monarchies and Communists ought to be liked
@@Braindamagedpotato Murica rules, Commies drool.
@@Braindamagedpotatoyour allies with like 10 monarchies.
@@helwrecht1637 and how many of those are actual monarchies ? Sure they have kings and Queens , but they are there for show
HELL YEAH BROTHER
I am now going to repeat what I said when the first version of this video came out.
Apparently, the lesson "don't be like the nazis" hasn't gotten through to certain audiences. Mainly the ones who say back, "OK, but what if an immigrant really creeps me out?"
what a stupid comment lol
of course blazkowicz can fit through such a tiny opening, he received special training on how to turn all his bones into jelly so can squeeze his way into any opening
Bro eats a rock, survives a needle that should have shut his muscles down BUT
he cannot take a grenade to the face even tho you literally can take 2 in gameplay
I was watching a you laugh you lose: offensive meme edition and I didn’t even realize I clicked on a new video, thought I was still watching the video I originally clicked on because you happened to say something about Modern-Day America at the beginning of the video; I’m so smart.
Shit, that opening beatdown earned my sub.
"He takes off our shirts like a fucking pervert"
I had no idea the Laserkraftwerk’s Cutting Mode could damage enemies.
I feel like the reason BJ still has his muscles during the coma is because Anya was deliberately keeping his muscles active for no other reason than she thought he was hot like that. There's a scene in the asylum where he flashes back to Anya bathing him and ogfling his muscles
I WISH that was how muscles worked, but it isn't.
lol I had the exact same experience jumping into the chopper from the bridge
9:09
The laser cutter recharges up to like 10% of its power level, so if you wait a few seconds it'll be charged enough for you to get out.
Also I can't tell if he was crouching already, but if he wasn't then crouching would've solved his problem.
I can't wait to read all the comments about how the comparison of Nazi Germany and the current political climate in the USA isn't at all similar after Elon Musk did the nazi salute twice in a row during Trump's inauguration speech.
And ICE keeps grabbing us citizens while marco rubio negotiates with the president of el salvador to literally Sell american convicts to the el salvadoran government
Honestly I feel this would've been funnier had it been the Wyatt timeline instead, but still nice to hear a better audio version of this CAS
I absolutely love this subscribing bro the sarcasm is elegant 🤌🏾
If anyone say trust me I don’t really have much confidence in what they are about to say
Congratulations, you've identified the joke.
CONGRATS ON 100K MY GUY!
5:25 it’s like how Santa is immortal as long as there are children in the world.
Frau Ugly and Lord Farquad is the best description of those two. Also, the drive being An Über is hilarious, considering the word is German. Santa Klaus is the best name.
Just finished the games to get ready for 2025 👍
At first glance I thought this was for the 2nd game as the 1st one was already covered.... until I remember this came out on April Fools day 😂
How dare you make a video about a political video game political. Unsubscribed, leaving the discord, and sending you death threats on Twitter
Are you underestimate my power and re-watching your videos
I WAS NOT expecting a Drawfee mention in this video.
He loves drawfee :)
@@Beardieee As do we all!
So it's like the original video, but higher quality? Yeah seems about right
Hot take: Wolfenstein 1 and 2> Doom and Doom Eternal
That IS a hot take. Why do you feel that way?
Yup , fully agree
@@WilliasoMore ways to play the game and the color pallet is prettier
@@Williaso better writing, more impactful gunfighting, better OST, a very human and relatable protag, comically evil main enemy. Doom is flashier but lacks substance imo.
I can see where you're coming from. I don't agree that it has better gunplay or a better OST but I can agree on the other points.
😂😂 absolutely love that intro
i was just stalking you account (as any reasonable person does) and i saw my favourate game (and video of yours) uploaded again!
I like how Wills pfp is so bored and juts doesnt want to be there
Took 39 seconds before I realized it was a reupload
It isn't! (technically)
@@Beardieee yes it is
I'm conflicted between how problematic it is that in a game about fighting natzees there's a secret cabal of yewish super scientists that create and hoard advanced technology.... and that being really funny
15:40 Steiner scout lance reporting in...
2:54 you can put the dog in the tank-dog but you can't take the dog out of the tank-dog
nice april fools joke and I hate to be that guy (I dont lol), but I used to set up electricity under decks at this resort and I had to go through a hole about that size. That said it was more square while im 3 inches shorter than BJ and we'll say fatter than him lol. You also wouldnt go through how he is, you do one, arm then the head, then the other arm and shimmy through.
Yeah, the important part is to not panic. >.
I thought it was the same but Wyatt timeline changes edited in
Ps kinda ridiculous that the game try to make you feel bad for killing him when if you save him you get shitty sheild upgrade that only increase the value of armor drop and not max sheild but at least you get Jim
15:10 is wild... Still funny though.
ay keep up the good content even if it's a reupload for april fools
"and if you hate nazis" never hit the like button harder in my life
Next time, don't forget to use your special.
Hey Texas is great. We have Austin, Denton and Dallas. I took that personally 😂
I've lived in Texas all my life - no it isn't.
I agree with everything except the American Airlines joke.
I appreciate that mgs V nod
That helo ruined me so hard so many times, it was duel wielding lol
use your special attack
Real question: Did anybody actually choose to save Wyatt over Fergeson? And I don't mean replaying the game for the achievement, I mean first time around.
i chose wyatt first time
I did, solely because Deathshead liked Wyatt more
I played this game 10 time over cuz it was that good but i got 10x the headache due to its TERRBLE SCREENSHAKE
i didnt see the kid when i 100% the game…
I don't know if you take suggestions on CASes but if you do, you should play republic commando
*cough cough* patreon
Never realized how bad and unrealistic the writing was. Despite how good and enjoying it was. I mean what really is realistic about nazis winning against Americans with nukes in the 40s
It doesn't need to be realistic. It's fun.
@@Williaso exactly, despite how terrible the story is. It's still great
@@SkinnyMcNoodle it's NOT a terrible story.
I think that the existence of Deathshead (or Totenkopf if you're a pedant) alone made the Nazis win the war. His creations are credited as what turned the tide in favor of the Germans
Everyone runs faster with a knife!
0:28 Sooooo…How do I say this…
I swear I watched this video before a month ago
Ahhh a metal gear reference
The Da'at Yichud are not a jewish organisation. AT least not in the gameversion I Played.
They are if you were paying attention to the story.
0:17 Well, why?
2:32
where is the premium GTA5 CAS😔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just as believable as Russia successfully invading Us That killed me there no way Russian ships get passed NATO before they get To the Us
Best opening ever 😂😂😂
BAHAH MODERN DAY AMERICA LMAO 😭😭can’t believe people think that lol
You saw what happened the moment Trump took office, right?
lil' nas x simulator
Tf did america do to bro 😭😭
Holy overdramatic intro to the video
Play alien isolation
Are you stupid?
@@Williaso play alien isolation
nice
Crazy
you must be miserable
What makes you say that?
I don't know if it's just me but seriously I'm sure I would love the video but that intro really turned me off
Oh? What exactly turned you off about the intro?
nice joke I hate it
i love the slight script changes
hi
hi
no
I enjoy shooting the nazis, but the game is kinda ass. Finished it in a weekend and I would NEVER come back to it since it's super tedious. I do enjoy Wolfenstein 2009 though. Much better game.
As a trans person, I couldn't help but listen to that intro twice.
o7
@@talidali367 The fact that this is tali's only comment on the video lmao
Happy Egg Holiday!
It is possibly one of the silliest things I've ever heard in an Intro before.
@@Geenoi You think it's silly?
thief
Thief?
@@Williaso oh sorry this was a joke for a stream I'm doing, I'm working on a longform video on Wolfenstein and you beat me to it lmao
@@trashboat9035 I beat you by two years actually since this is a re-release, the original was 2022 lol. But keep going dude! Excited to see what you come up with
@@Williaso yeah ik (it's the vid that got me into you btw) this just popped on my feed and did a funny, you too man!
So you came on here calling Williaso a thief to bait a response and advertise your stream? 🙄 You're not slick.
Also, jokes on you, it's a reupload of an oooold video, so he beat you to it by a lot longer than you think. Probably before you even thought of playing this game.
The good ending of wwII you could call the video 😂