Postmates VS Uber Eats: Which is faster?

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  • @camster7384
    @camster7384 4 роки тому +351

    That screaming lady has the same energy as those NPC’s in video games that just shout random things every now and then when you’re walking down the street.

  • @WTDProductions
    @WTDProductions 4 роки тому +343

    “We might be getting shut down” - Andrew and Cone every episode

  • @mermeag
    @mermeag 4 роки тому +294

    the terror i felt every time the bench lady opened her mouth was massive

    • @robotsounds
      @robotsounds 4 роки тому +8

      im so scared

    • @meinerHeld
      @meinerHeld 4 роки тому +1

      have faith. that lady's not much; let me tell you.

  • @matthewsaponar
    @matthewsaponar 3 роки тому +103

    screaming woman around 20 minutes DEFINITELY had covid lmao

  • @Conturnal
    @Conturnal 4 роки тому +246

    I love that Ahbi clarifies he's only been in the US for three days so he's not familiar with on-the-street podcasts.

    • @Inressa
      @Inressa 3 роки тому +29

      After about 8 days every tourist becomes accustomed to the many pop-up street podcasts lining the sidewalks.

  • @GillioC
    @GillioC 4 роки тому +331

    My grandmother is leaving my grandfather because she saw this podcast and fell in love with Andrew and Cole. She's moving to LA to find them and marry them both. Good luck, grandma!

  • @Cosumik
    @Cosumik 3 роки тому +25

    im so stressed out watching andrew and cole squibble about beans and corn for 5 minutes while they have a guest waiting off screen

    • @Cosumik
      @Cosumik 3 роки тому +7

      update: i am now very stressed out for a very different, female, loud reason

  • @3rdeyeboi319
    @3rdeyeboi319 4 роки тому +354

    I'm 20 minutes in and i can't believe how much of a fever dream this is

    • @the-levarburton
      @the-levarburton 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I’m looking for....aaaand play.

    • @the-levarburton
      @the-levarburton 3 роки тому +3

      I want to go back now

    • @jonnyleeconway
      @jonnyleeconway 3 роки тому +6

      @@the-levarburton I think we’ve glossed over the fact that the lady totally had coronavirus

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 3 роки тому +1

      I'm watching this high rn and didn't realize this was just as crazy for everyone else

  • @erikwilson1280
    @erikwilson1280 4 роки тому +66

    That crackhead lady was so distracting I have no idea what abhi was saying

  • @ianthompsett5879
    @ianthompsett5879 4 роки тому +32

    With Abhi and the Meth Head Sex Freak, the next Podcast But Outside but Inside Live Show lineup is looking pretty stacked.

  • @moldypizza
    @moldypizza 4 роки тому +97

    I love how passionate that guy was about top 40 rock

    • @menriquez89
      @menriquez89 2 роки тому +1

      And how America doesn’t have any musical culture??

  • @somosomos
    @somosomos 4 роки тому +33

    cole saying his name wrong is my favorite new bit

  • @Krillinish2
    @Krillinish2 4 роки тому +129

    I’m wondering how the hell did that lady manage to order and pay for ice cream.

    • @evilhellokittie
      @evilhellokittie 3 роки тому +16

      Why doesn't anyone know what 7 x 8 is???

  • @Kris724
    @Kris724 4 роки тому +38

    "It all tastes the same, yeah, like crap.” Lmfao I’m basically a vegan version of Cole which is why I’m struggling so much.

  • @katielegate
    @katielegate 4 роки тому +50

    this is one of my favorite episodes because it was outside this time!

  • @Test-zd4mp
    @Test-zd4mp 4 роки тому +77

    Wow, can‘t believe uber eats just delivered a container of poo. Unacceptable. It irritated me a little that Andrew didn‘t seem phased at all by this and munched down on the poo regardless. All the best!

  • @gsk8core
    @gsk8core 4 роки тому +43

    Tbh this intro song is a banger

    • @guttrpnk
      @guttrpnk 4 роки тому +9

      thank u 🙏 ur a banger

  • @davearquette3303
    @davearquette3303 4 роки тому +75

    Abhi is so sweet :(

    • @ImightyAbhi
      @ImightyAbhi 4 роки тому +17

      dave arquette thankyou mate ❤️

  • @brad_is_name2161
    @brad_is_name2161 4 роки тому +47

    I loved the part when you went outside!

  • @sierra1996
    @sierra1996 4 роки тому +21

    the zoom in on the security camera turning killed me

  • @risatap
    @risatap 4 роки тому +29

    20:42 andrew and cole shippers b like

  • @madid5398
    @madid5398 3 роки тому +4

    I didn't know that when people on social media say, "you should do your own research" they mean grab a magazine, get some cold stone, and then get cracking on learning those times tables.

  • @kevinmackler
    @kevinmackler 4 роки тому +43

    its funny because most podcasts are recorded inside, i love it!

  • @fa1ruz
    @fa1ruz 4 роки тому +219

    this would be a great episode if not for the crazy lady. she gave me anxiety

    • @maryjoseoliveirabieler6554
      @maryjoseoliveirabieler6554 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus 3 роки тому +1

      Is she crazy or was she on something?

    • @maddie-xk2uv
      @maddie-xk2uv 3 роки тому +8

      it was funny at first because i thought she was joking around.. yeah no.

    • @williamvincent7876
      @williamvincent7876 3 роки тому +1

      @@carnuatus I’m pretty sure she’s drunk

    • @annaschiro4582
      @annaschiro4582 3 роки тому

      You wouldn’t do well in Cali haha. Unfortunately there’s druggies and crazies all over :(

  • @guttrpnk
    @guttrpnk 4 роки тому +24

    hey thats my intro!!

  • @eracli0
    @eracli0 4 роки тому +14

    That first kid... I can't tell if he's serious or not.

  • @abrahamalvarado7734
    @abrahamalvarado7734 4 роки тому +35

    wow! can't believe they went outside

  • @katies1689
    @katies1689 4 роки тому +34

    Please call back that Burbank security guard I’m scared
    edit: maybe he didn't address the multiplication woman because he wanted to sabotage the podcast because it's too much competition

  • @marymedovich9724
    @marymedovich9724 4 роки тому +7

    “i used to coach improv. did i ever tell you that?” “no. and you never will. DONT TELL ME THAT”

  • @odincarlston3144
    @odincarlston3144 4 роки тому +8

    Jake was totally right about Postmates btw. The person literally goes in and orders for you and then waits for it. We had to ban Postmates from our restaurant because they kept coming in and fucking up people's orders and then they'd get mad at the restaurant because they thought we worked together

  • @huyngo1466
    @huyngo1466 4 роки тому +20

    Shocked by the ending of this episode! Did not expect on the surprise door dish sponsorship and John Ham delivering a plate of various ham meats!

  • @thankuIoveu
    @thankuIoveu 4 роки тому +8

    i think the 'chu-ching' noise every time u pay ur guests rlly does a lot for the show

  • @linnil
    @linnil 4 роки тому +90

    21:26 WHY DID COLE RESPOND TO “HARRY POTTER”

  • @rae5164
    @rae5164 4 роки тому +9

    I find it hilarious that I got an ad for Door Dash during a video about Postmates vs Uber Eats

  • @JulianneFreytag
    @JulianneFreytag 2 роки тому +2

    "corona? what's that? the virus?"
    the before times....

  • @dogwithgills5338
    @dogwithgills5338 4 роки тому +31

    Hello Cole and Andrew - The thumbnail was very tense and I am scared to watch the video!
    Thank you

  • @cascade9584
    @cascade9584 4 роки тому +117

    You know what I'm gonna be honest I had my doubts about Abhi in the beginning but he proved himself there with the veganism and the straight edge shit. that's real. much respect to Abhi.
    UPDATE: THE TRUMP WOMAN JUST ENTERED THE CHAT AND POOR POOR ABHI IS HAVING TO SIT THERE AND ENDURE HER SHIT GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY

    • @mgl2000
      @mgl2000 4 роки тому +2

      Salomon Leonard Poutsma what’s 7 x 8?

    • @madgeroonii
      @madgeroonii 4 роки тому +7

      I dunno if he really does pass the vibe check. He's a lil too thirsty.

  • @cashhcoww
    @cashhcoww 4 роки тому +89

    Sorry to say but Lady on the Bench failed the vibe check :/
    edit: 56

  • @blazehaze233
    @blazehaze233 4 роки тому +41

    Andrew's hair looks great in the thumbnail

    • @ocomobock
      @ocomobock 4 роки тому +4

      i think also it looks good in the video

    • @blazehaze233
      @blazehaze233 4 роки тому +4

      @@ocomobock definitely

  • @Devisalive
    @Devisalive 4 роки тому +10

    How are they remaining so calm around this crazy girl 😂

  • @xanderpandre2092
    @xanderpandre2092 4 роки тому +26

    Jake is just a combination of Cole and Andrew

  • @sierra5949
    @sierra5949 4 роки тому +6

    Yall are too patient I would of just picked the whole table up and moved.

  • @Joe-wr9fn
    @Joe-wr9fn 4 роки тому +38

    I still don’t know what 7x8 is

  • @retroriley17
    @retroriley17 3 роки тому +3

    That lady is high out of her mind

  • @weatherboy8252
    @weatherboy8252 Рік тому +1

    I love how Abhi's 3 days in London gave him such a positive opinion on the UK lol. I really hope he doesn't move and ends up somewhere in Yorkshire

  • @kyliedawnyo
    @kyliedawnyo 4 роки тому +1

    How did y'all stay so composed with that lunatic around? I was cackling from the very first time she asked about masturbation. What a mess lmfao

  • @EricFineDesign
    @EricFineDesign 4 роки тому +8

    Andrew = Dom
    Cole = Sub

  • @diamondsprince
    @diamondsprince 4 роки тому +6

    34:40
    I knew it
    As soon I saw that haircut and pink jacket I knew it

  • @samulyung3090
    @samulyung3090 4 роки тому +4

    At 43:53 Jakes clone strolls in from the left side! Busted! I smelled time traveler as soon as he sat down!

  • @TiraDark25
    @TiraDark25 3 роки тому +3

    How innocent the world was, when everbody thought that corona is a beer 32:20

    • @Akash_158
      @Akash_158 Рік тому

      and this video is from Feb 2020... just one month before covid outbreak ...

  • @callahall7359
    @callahall7359 4 роки тому +8

    currently praying for cole hert!

  • @mjoyyourself
    @mjoyyourself 2 роки тому +3

    That lady’s argument for Trump was pretty compelling

  • @magicplaidpants
    @magicplaidpants 4 роки тому +7

    i hope someone explained this better lol. maybe why uber eats came quicker. postmates ppl gotta stand in the line and order while uber eats has their own lil ipad system and the orders go directly to the restaurant. but like how long does it take the workers to bag the food and hit finished and traffic and all these variables so whatever i guess 🤷 i failed stats class

  • @hnsch27
    @hnsch27 4 роки тому +6

    This ice cream makes me feel good!

  • @fa1ruz
    @fa1ruz 4 роки тому +36

    abhi is a yummy boy!

  • @elsaroseee
    @elsaroseee 4 роки тому +4

    Andrew keeps showing up in my nightmares

  • @stanwycke3135
    @stanwycke3135 4 роки тому +5

    andrew makes cole dig his own grave (not clickbait) (emotional)

  • @Not_what_it_used_to_be
    @Not_what_it_used_to_be 4 роки тому +4

    They should have gotten mac dougles

  • @thaelfern
    @thaelfern 4 роки тому +38

    yep, trumps demographic right there lmao

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 3 роки тому +1

      wow generalizing an entire population of people based off of one individual? sounds pretty prejudice of you. and he’s gonna win again

    • @thaelfern
      @thaelfern 3 роки тому +11

      @@jillianc7485 honey, sweets, bunny, little carrot on a stick, i don't know who you think you are, or who i am, or even who dumpster-fire-trump is. But the world is burning, we have a pandemic, we are producing more pollution then we know what to do with, so please, take into consideration other peoples feelings, and if you have not noticed orange-man-trump's obvious and utter disregard for human life for the sake of gaining more money, you can just be quiet for once in your undoubtedly miserable life living as a small-hands-trump fangirl, and try actually critically thinking about all that merch he sells, (made in china), the propaganda he tweets every hour on the hour and realize, this isn't about you, stop being so offended, you trumpy snowflake, and shut up.

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 3 роки тому +1

      Imatallelf if you genuinely believe that trump is the one spreading propaganda and not the media, I can’t in good faith continue this discussion- you are clinically braindead. and if you think all of the world’s problems weren’t around more than 5 years ago, you must be 5 years old yourself. It’s very clear that you’re too young to understand the nuances of politics or do your own research, so you just go off of what you’re told.

    • @thaelfern
      @thaelfern 3 роки тому +10

      @@jillianc7485 honey pie, berry on a bush, little cigarette at the bottom of a dumpster, why do you seek to offend me so! why, i was simply trying to enlighten you to the stupidity of your comment! after all, you are the one that started this off a 5 month old comment, why, you must be 5 months old yourself! I understand that you must be angry that i likened the entirety of trump-big-suit's fanbase to acting like a clearly troubled woman, and for that i truly apologize, that might have gone too far, she is probably much better than all of you in truth, but to result to calling me five years old! why i wish i was 5 again, see, i am but a humble 97 year old, withering away in my golden suite, watching as the world crumbles around me, you must forgive any names i might call you, as i am from a different time, when we didn't elect tv stars as our presidents! thank you for the entertainment this morning, and as you said you are ending this wonderful conversation, I hope you have a horrible morning as well.. toodles! don't forget to take your medication!

    • @mattbroome7146
      @mattbroome7146 3 роки тому +7

      @@jillianc7485 How did that go?

  • @matchalattebb
    @matchalattebb 4 роки тому +40

    I swear when Abhi and Andrew started bonding I was stressed. I was ready to click off if he said he skated too.

  • @lindsaymader5419
    @lindsaymader5419 4 роки тому +2

    The editing is everything. 😂

  • @sam_rutledge
    @sam_rutledge 4 роки тому +6

    Andrew PLEASE get Joe Pera on the podcast I beg you

  • @Kris724
    @Kris724 4 роки тому +1

    This is GENIUS

  • @superdmah
    @superdmah 3 роки тому

    im in love with the podcast outside

  • @tennenyt5311
    @tennenyt5311 2 роки тому +1

    43:58 Three of the same person on screen there

  • @uglyavocado0933
    @uglyavocado0933 2 роки тому

    watching these videos, people out there are crazy. straight crazy.

  • @hanelias
    @hanelias 4 роки тому

    that lady could be a fucking gta character

  • @sophi4010
    @sophi4010 4 роки тому +15

    The lady doesn’t seem right in the mind, I mean she loves trump...

  • @quinlanhogan7543
    @quinlanhogan7543 4 роки тому

    Crazy! This has to be the second or third podcast next to the Gap

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 4 роки тому +4

    that lady completely ruined Pink Floyd for me damn it

  • @blet.333
    @blet.333 3 роки тому

    this guys chill as hell

  • @teslaaddict
    @teslaaddict 4 роки тому +9

    Since when is the US a monarchy? Did I miss the memo??

  • @nickvillareallycool5228
    @nickvillareallycool5228 2 роки тому

    omg how does this only have 20k views

  • @adamnordmark7709
    @adamnordmark7709 3 роки тому +2

    The first mention of corona on the podcast eek!

  • @SockPuppetDinosaur
    @SockPuppetDinosaur 3 роки тому

    Them whistling at the "devil sticks" guy killed me.

  • @vitorferreira4808
    @vitorferreira4808 4 роки тому +15

    i am also hungry hungry yummy yummy

  • @TheLinkeFamily
    @TheLinkeFamily 4 роки тому +2

    My favourite episodes are the ones outside.

  • @haideralibd
    @haideralibd 2 роки тому

    Intro music was dope!

  • @LW-gb2nj
    @LW-gb2nj 4 роки тому +2

    Harry Potter I need you baby 💀💀💀

  • @imalwaysVIP
    @imalwaysVIP 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know why the graphics at 51:24 made me laugh so hard...but it did

  • @tommywiseau_
    @tommywiseau_ 4 роки тому +10

    uber eats gave me shingles ✌️

  • @mattmitche11
    @mattmitche11 3 роки тому

    andrew has some insane drip in this one

  • @norasullivan6845
    @norasullivan6845 4 роки тому +4

    andrew has a weak handshake

  • @Fxxxxb99
    @Fxxxxb99 4 роки тому +1

    did this dude really say he's the only one in the whole country of India that knows coldplay?

  • @imalwaysVIP
    @imalwaysVIP 4 роки тому +1

    also, 53:44 "Cole Hert"

  • @FinnsterP
    @FinnsterP 4 роки тому +5

    Are they releasing episodes weekly now?

  • @isaacjaimes6757
    @isaacjaimes6757 3 роки тому +1

    43:54 wait... do I see double? (The guy who walks behind)

  • @ipsum2224
    @ipsum2224 4 роки тому +1

    As a fellow stomach-hurty gluten free lad I appreciate the representation of the prison we share

  • @awinslow21
    @awinslow21 4 роки тому +1

    I wish Abhi all the love and peace

  • @dylon8425
    @dylon8425 4 роки тому

    18:53 😂😂😂 this is hilarious. She said what’s 7*8 she is a visual representation from a Tim Dillon tangent 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrSquareart
    @MrSquareart 4 роки тому

    nice funny video!!!!!! You have a PO box? Should we all do a Pod Cast?

  • @void9231
    @void9231 3 роки тому

    "What's 7 x 8 ?" "Idk I'm not from America"

  • @cwolf201
    @cwolf201 4 роки тому +1

    depends on the driver entirely lol

  • @afurlo24
    @afurlo24 3 роки тому

    I PRAISE YOU FOR PUTTING ONE DIRECTION IN THIS

  • @amandaQ480
    @amandaQ480 2 роки тому +1

    that woman started covid in the us

  • @evilhellokittie
    @evilhellokittie 3 роки тому +1

    MY MAN ABHI IS A NEIL YOUNG FAN 👏👏🙌🙌🙏❤️

  • @samgrant9602
    @samgrant9602 3 роки тому

    Holy shit the lady is singing muse

  • @hobes9799
    @hobes9799 4 роки тому

    Lady gets crazy in this episode

  • @kentuckykingdomlover3257
    @kentuckykingdomlover3257 4 роки тому

    can you guys bring back sweatshirt merch

  • @brookbhatti9444
    @brookbhatti9444 4 роки тому +1

    at 43:58 there are 3 Cole's