I work at a pub, and tbh a lot of the clientele there speak like this. Just go to where Aussies are really drunk there’s always a few strong accents around :’)
Met my first aussie in jr.high. he was our sub for 2 days. The girls loved him. An he had us guys laughing so hard. Hed tell us some crazy stories. Non of us could get over his accent. Really cool & friendly guy. Since then my dream has always been to go to Australia. Thoes are some really fun people to hang with. And alot are real friendly I hear.
Me and my pet mouse were drinking rum for 5 hours in a pub. When i was refused service i told the barman to step outside and I'd flog him so bad that for 6 weeks he'd need a shoe iron to put his hat on. The mouse poked his head out of my shirt pocket and said, "yeah..and bring your f#*^×*ng cat with you!"
He was here last year!? Dang it, I missed out…well I guess I could possibly try and catch him next time (after 6 months of chemotherapy because of stupid cancer😤)
This near had me in tears 🤣. A country of Dave's.... Mate, you have no idea how close you are with that... I know so damn many Dave's here 🤣🤣. Gotcha here though, McDonald's is 24/7 😅
I'm Australian... I worked in a Bottle-o (that's liquor store in "stralian") for 6 years... and honestly cannot remember selling Fosters ever. *NO ONE* drinks Fosters in Australia... except maybe ironically.
@@Auswos101 which i find so weird. America is like drive through wedding ok, drive through bank ok, drive through peep show, ok drive through booze like WTF
I wouldn't say Mastery because that attempt at an Aussie Accent was mediocre, better than a lot of people can do (I know that it's a difficult one) but we don't sound like that.
I’m from Bundaberg! The rum is awesome and special to my family! It is made with local molasses, and since I’m from a long line of cane farmers, our sugar went into the rum for decades, until about 15 years ago when the Bundaberg mill changed hands and started shafting our farmers, so a bunch of families, including my own, switched to the mill on town over. We still drink a fuck tone of bundy rum though, drink of the gods 😂. Pretty sure it had a hand in my son’s conception too, I had about 10 cans that night! 😂😂😂
Yes there is. That's because rum was believed to have medicinal qualities that could ward off colds. Polar bears apparently handle cold weather reasonably well. Hope that helps.
Thats a load of nonsense. I grew up in Brissie and this was "common" knowledge due to competition alcholes like Jim Beam etc. of course they had to put something out there to diminished the local booze -- its the person always -- if they cant handle their drink it doesnt matter what they drunk to get there. Think about it mate.
@@Beva-c8jThis is true. Also as a rum drinker (not Bundy..f**K that,it's disgusting imo) I never understood the whole Rum Rage stuff but people get it off everything. It's them.
@@peaner083 100% mate, I wasnt a bundy fan but I did go to the bundaberg distillery when I went up there with my wife parents. Got to appreciate how it was made etc, and everyone gave us their free drinks at the end (you get 2 on the tour and I ended up with 10 each with the wife) got to try a broad range of them - they even did a single malt version that was wild. But, I guess I was older got an appreciation of the molasses, I grab a can of Smooth OP every now and then -- its not a bad taste tbf. And I am mainly a whisky and beer drinker for the most part. But yeah the whole "bundy makes people angry" always bugged me as I knew heaps of kids who only drank it and were fine.. but carton cold or hahn ice beer drinkers were off the chain haha.
Just a few more hours then I get to laugh my ass off. Definitely needed this after the week I've been having. I'll see you at the alaska airlines center tonight bro!!
Hey @fluffyguy by the sound of the foster joke, I think you might’ve interpreted the bartender’s piss question as literal. In case you didn’t know though, Aussie’s refer to beer or in general alcohol as “piss” 😂 so we’d say something like “you ready to get on the piss?!” meaning are you ready to get drunk or are you ready to get drunk by drinking beer/alcohol. Bartender might’ve actually meant do you like the taste of beer 🤣
Okay, I have to admit that you have worked out the Skippys and we are guilty as charged, but we all know what to expect and not get upset about it. Keep up the good work Sir.
did the tour of the bundy distillery in Bundaberg. got to sample some goods at the end - pure bundy drinks ( a few varieties to choose from) no mixer drinks - 3 little medicine cups and boy did my wife get upset with me.
Then you have lived a very sheltered life! I'm an Aussie, live all over OZ for 60+ years and I can honestly say I've come across many people like he described!
When the other bloke sobered up he's probably thinking "Where's my pocket knife?" 😄🇦🇺
That pocket knife is probably at Sydney Airport
Nah... more like, "Where's me fuckin' knife?"
Oi, you possibly didn’t see a big ass Mexican here… did ya?
Nah sorry mate. But I did see a Big ass Mexican whale.
Or maybe, "Cunt, lost my knife"
I'm an Aussie. The last time I drank a bottle of Bundy Rum I looked at the bottle and I swear it said, ''You should fight that cop''.
Got abitta Aboriginal in ya hey 😅
@@oxideblitz7283 wtf???
Surprised it didn’t say bash that cop
@@Ailieorzwelcome to Auz
We don't care
Don't even have freedom of speech either
That's the default setting for Bundy. And if there's no cops around, there's always your mate or that bloke over there.
As an Australian, I have to commend the accents he does - not bad at all!
Like they're not accurate at all
But the spirit of the accent is definitely their
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.
They're certainly an improvement on most attempts
I work at a pub, and tbh a lot of the clientele there speak like this.
Just go to where Aussies are really drunk there’s always a few strong accents around :’)
I haven’t heard a foreigner that can nail it yet.
Solid effort on both the accent and saying Aussie correctly.
Also solid effort on 3 bottles of Bundy between 2 people and not starting a bar fight.
Met my first aussie in jr.high. he was our sub for 2 days. The girls loved him. An he had us guys laughing so hard. Hed tell us some crazy stories. Non of us could get over his accent. Really cool & friendly guy. Since then my dream has always been to go to Australia. Thoes are some really fun people to hang with. And alot are real friendly I hear.
@@Jay_Aargh83except for the wind on the coast
Feel like you can fly with that damn wind
Just avoid the eshays.
@bryndal36 😂😂
@@Jay_Aargh83No shit, whereabouts? Kalgoorlie, me. Not exactly rural but, ya know....
@@theirishviking9278wind's fine, keeps the smell past the border 😋
"Thanks for being nice" - just proof that nice gets you farther than being a jerk.
I wish everyone got nicer when drunk instead of aggressive
except in business, politics, religion, road craft.
@@williamafton4427bro u dumb? Drunk people dont know what they are doing they cant control it stupid ass
I will never get tired of hearing the knife guy story... Wholesome moments like that are what powers my faith in humanity.
As an Aussie, I have to tell you the two people in life you don’t want to offend are the one who makes your coffee and the one who pours your beer
I'd add the cook to that as well. That's a old sheerers shed saying "never upset the cook". 👍
Yep, you know the Bundy Bears got a hold of ya when you’ll fight a toilet door for getting in the way
Mmmm yes that is an accurate description of Bundy Rum.
Me and my pet mouse were drinking rum for 5 hours in a pub. When i was refused service i told the barman to step outside and I'd flog him so bad that for 6 weeks he'd need a shoe iron to put his hat on. The mouse poked his head out of my shirt pocket and said, "yeah..and bring your f#*^×*ng cat with you!"
Fucking glorious
In Australia, you’ll fit right in if you can take a joke.
Fluffy would be right at home down under
Three bottles of Bundy? You are lucky you didn't end up in hospital.
😂 probably pre mixed
that was my thoughts.. they must have been the pre mixed LOL..or very small bottles.
Maybe he meant glasses 🤣🤣
he's a big dude, he can handle it, lol
sounds like it was premix anyway..
I was 9 months pregnant when a guy on the beach told me to sit down, I was blocking the sun! I just laughed, not offended at all. This is Australia!
I was waiting for the bit where he walked out and got busted for carrying the knife! 😁
At the airport next morning
@@kellysouter4381 standing in the customs with a knife, lol. but it's australia so they just asked him to put it in the pocket, mate. lmao
@@krisstopher8259they made my dad throw away a set of screwdrivers because he only had a carry on
When Gabriel said, “ I’m a cut cheeseburgers with this.” I laughed so hard I almost PISSED MY SELF! 🤯
You like the taste of piss do ya? 🤣
You mean you almoster fostered yourself 😂
I still remember your show here in Aus last year.
Brilliant time.
He was here last year!?
Dang it, I missed out…well I guess I could possibly try and catch him next time (after 6 months of chemotherapy because of stupid cancer😤)
Fight! Fight! Fight!!!!
@@Orcamungus guess what, I WIN, my final radiotherapy session is tomorrow 🥳
You were drinking the official fighting juice, bundy rum
Drink 3 bottles of Bundy and you wont wake up with a hangover, you will wake up dead lol
Bundy rum the juice that makes you ten foot tall and bulletproof. Instant asshole add rum lol. Aaaah memories😂
Some pubs dont sell bundy ( fight juice ) after a certain time coz its is trouble.
Pair of boxing gloves in every bottle of Bundaberg rum.
Lucky you weren’t drinking Overproof Bundy. Dam, you wouldn’t need a plane to fly home!
Or a bottle of Stones Green Ginger Wine.
Fluffy: Tries to order Foster's Beer
"Hey, you like the taste of pi$$, do ya?"
Fluffy: "Okay, don't order that again..."
As an Aussie (I'm Brazilian), his accent is on point (I have no idea)
... 🤔
@@LordyT34 🤣 hahahahaha
Have A Great & Wonderful Day Today
Thank You So Very Much There My Good Little Bro Gabriel
Thank You So Very Much There To Everyone Else
Thank goodness he didn't go to a National Park or anything otherwise it'd be a Family Feast for 400 Drop Bears.
This near had me in tears 🤣. A country of Dave's.... Mate, you have no idea how close you are with that... I know so damn many Dave's here 🤣🤣.
Gotcha here though, McDonald's is 24/7 😅
Well... drive through is 24/7... not so much order at the counter, at least the bit where I live.
As an Aussie who saw you on your last tour here, you gotta come back sometime soon.
I'm Australian... I worked in a Bottle-o (that's liquor store in "stralian") for 6 years... and honestly cannot remember selling Fosters ever. *NO ONE* drinks Fosters in Australia... except maybe ironically.
You could find it... in the "before times" (aka the 80's)
@@scraverX I remember the mid 80s my dad and uncles on the Foster's tinnies and my mum and aunties on the West Coast coolers 😂
@@shaunwallace6132 I probably had my first West Coast at like... 14. My parents were in the "at home is okay" set.
No you need to let them know that bottle-o is a drive through liquor store that concept seems to have the Americans in awe
@@Auswos101 which i find so weird. America is like drive through wedding ok, drive through bank ok, drive through peep show, ok drive through booze like WTF
I so envy Fluffy's mastery of accents & dialects.
I wouldn't say Mastery because that attempt at an Aussie Accent was mediocre, better than a lot of people can do (I know that it's a difficult one) but we don't sound like that.
Ummm... about that....
I’m from Bundaberg! The rum is awesome and special to my family! It is made with local molasses, and since I’m from a long line of cane farmers, our sugar went into the rum for decades, until about 15 years ago when the Bundaberg mill changed hands and started shafting our farmers, so a bunch of families, including my own, switched to the mill on town over. We still drink a fuck tone of bundy rum though, drink of the gods 😂. Pretty sure it had a hand in my son’s conception too, I had about 10 cans that night! 😂😂😂
That’s gold!
PS:From your Rocky neighbour just down the road.
@@hudclub2652 hi neighbour!
Plot twist: Maccas open 24/7 and there's one at every airport anyway.
There’s a $4 extra charge for a burger at every airport Maccas though, you’d need to be swimming in money to buy from there
Ahhhh sugar cane champagne! That’s will transport ya to jail in no time! 😂
As an Aussie I found you had the accent right on and you were really funny
ImA cUt ChEeSe BuRgErS wItH tHiSe 😂
"He's cryin, he's cryin'! I bet it tastes like gravy!" 🫵😂
Mate it's Bundy Rum or Bundaberg Rum, not Bundy Berg lol love this though, sad I missed him
@Tazinian lol those are literally the names of it, got nothing to do with "political correctness"
Defintely an ordinary wednesday night at the pub 😂
Bundy makes people angry. There's a reason it's symbol is a polar bear lol
Yes there is. That's because rum was believed to have medicinal qualities that could ward off colds. Polar bears apparently handle cold weather reasonably well. Hope that helps.
@@philmckrakin6752 Cheers phil, on ya mate 👍👍
Thats a load of nonsense. I grew up in Brissie and this was "common" knowledge due to competition alcholes like Jim Beam etc. of course they had to put something out there to diminished the local booze -- its the person always -- if they cant handle their drink it doesnt matter what they drunk to get there. Think about it mate.
@@Beva-c8jThis is true. Also as a rum drinker (not Bundy..f**K that,it's disgusting imo) I never understood the whole Rum Rage stuff but people get it off everything. It's them.
@@peaner083 100% mate, I wasnt a bundy fan but I did go to the bundaberg distillery when I went up there with my wife parents. Got to appreciate how it was made etc, and everyone gave us their free drinks at the end (you get 2 on the tour and I ended up with 10 each with the wife) got to try a broad range of them - they even did a single malt version that was wild. But, I guess I was older got an appreciation of the molasses, I grab a can of Smooth OP every now and then -- its not a bad taste tbf. And I am mainly a whisky and beer drinker for the most part. But yeah the whole "bundy makes people angry" always bugged me as I knew heaps of kids who only drank it and were fine.. but carton cold or hahn ice beer drinkers were off the chain haha.
Just a few more hours then I get to laugh my ass off. Definitely needed this after the week I've been having. I'll see you at the alaska airlines center tonight bro!!
G'Day mate, I love seeing buoys when they decide the water is not where they want to be, and you're funny too!
.....a rum called "Bundyberg" 😂
That was the funniest thing he said.
2:15
No political correctness is awesome
Get off the drugs
@@1800dontcaredoes knowing people don't care about your feelings hurt your feelings? lol
@@whiskeygiants Don't say nuttin, they Fragile Pepega
@@1800dontcare Take your own advice mate.
@@1800dontcare Mabe you need to get on the drugs, or maybe buy yourself a personality!
Uy me la perdi... No sabia que habia venido a Australia 🦘. Y si es cierto. The cultural shock 😬
Så bra!! Love from sweden ❤️
My wife talks to like im 2 when I'm drunk 😂 you must have a good manager lol
Come back! Do a national tour, come to my city Melbourne. We can have a few beers 🍻😂🇦🇺👍
Yeah, and you’ll get locked down and watch football with empty stadiums
2021 called. They want their lame joke back.@@redherring6154
Good old Bundy Rum, some good memories, and some very bad ones!
And some periods with no memory at all
The accent🤙🇭🇲
G-day fluffy we love you dude
2:46 The other guy that joined sounded more like a Scottish drunk person
Yeah nah yeah fluffy is awesome.
Beautiful story 🥰
It’s no longer drunk your going into the phase of being paralytic 😂.
I’m going to ur show next Thursday I can’t wait for it it has been my lifetime dream to see you in person
OH they do.
They pretend not to.
But get super hysterical and paranoid. 😂😂😂
Bundy Rum aka Vicks cough mixture 😊😊
Radical, dude.
Australia is the embodiment of being able to take jokes makes you way more fun.
3 bottles of Bundie rum a bit of comedic licence me thinks.
As a Bundy boy, nothing like seeing someone try Bundy rum for the first time lol
We love you because we really don't give a shit about you - "hey get him back in the water - you sound Kiwi" - welcome, join in...
Love THIS baby. So funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hey @fluffyguy by the sound of the foster joke, I think you might’ve interpreted the bartender’s piss question as literal. In case you didn’t know though, Aussie’s refer to beer or in general alcohol as “piss” 😂 so we’d say something like “you ready to get on the piss?!” meaning are you ready to get drunk or are you ready to get drunk by drinking beer/alcohol. Bartender might’ve actually meant do you like the taste of beer 🤣
I actually disagree. I think it was meant as a double entendre.
Come on over mate, I’ll buy the first shout.............you can buy the rest. 😂
ThankQ mate.
Ur a funny Cun
Welcome 2 d family
U back yor😆
This country needs more Daves. Its too soft
Can confirm fosters is piss beer that you'll only find in outback country pubs where they have no taste buds.
Nice work on the accents mate, love it
You'll fit right in Gabs. Australia is waitin forya.
3 bottles? You'd be dead !!😂
Fluffy please comeback to Sydney, Australia. I need a good comedian to watch for my birthday and Australia doesn't have many.
your welcome back any time fluffy
I'm pretty sure they were drinking premix, "it looked like a bottle of coke" 😂
For a big guy that's pretty lightweight! 😂
Bro this guy is so funny I love you iglesias
Thanks for sharing. Cheers
Okay, I have to admit that you have worked out the Skippys and we are guilty as charged, but we all know what to expect and not get upset about it. Keep up the good work Sir.
Continuing the proud tradition of comedy professionals that can’t do an Australian accent 😂 it’s alright mate you gave it your best
I would love to see Gabe and Henry Rollins tearing it up about Australians together. It would be on the money and hilarious
You’re not bad with the Aussie accent bro!
Haha bro fluffy 😂
did the tour of the bundy distillery in Bundaberg. got to sample some goods at the end - pure bundy drinks ( a few varieties to choose from) no mixer drinks - 3 little medicine cups and boy did my wife get upset with me.
I am sorry that I missed your show 😞😭
God bless u
maaaatteeee "It's not bullying if everyone does it" is quite the summary of Australia
As a aussie I love Sydney
Very nice.
Bundaberg rum be fighting everyone
I got a long time friend who lives in Australia!
Oh yes, I know him.
@@triarb5790 Know who?
You said you know someone.
@@BobbyThompson-l7l
he's saying he knows your freind that's lives in Australia.
Australia's only a small place mate everyone knows everyone.
@@tw3543 Who's my friend?
Wow you make Australia sound horrible. I was born here and love it. Never come across people like that in my life.
Then you have lived a very sheltered life! I'm an Aussie, live all over OZ for 60+ years and I can honestly say I've come across many people like he described!
Yep. Met a taxi driver in Queensland who talked like that. Hang on…all Queenslanders talk like that 😂
If you encounter tradies at pubs they sometimes talk like that.
Are you in Victoria, living in or real close to Melbourne by any chance?
You should try and get out more 🤔
As the old joke goes:
Why is making love in a Boat and Fosters Lager the same.
.
.
.
Because they're both fucking close to water.
You know you’re an Australian when the boomerang comes back more than your dad
That couldn't be less true 😂 Older generations yes but overall is probably one of the most PC countries
So crazy, I remember going to America as an Aussie and seeing all this Foster’s beer. I was thinking, wow didn’t even know they still made that shit.
I love in Bundaberg. If u want the best Rum get it fresh from the factory. Smooth and fresh
Your drunk pirate must be from Queensland mate 😊
Had bad Bundy experience as a young man. Still can't stand the smell of it to this day.
Had the similar experience, except after throwing it up the next day and burping for hours, all I could taste with each burp was bundy. 🤢
well your one up on me just the smell of it makes me want to hurl so badly that i have never been able to get close enough to even taste it
hahahahaha one of the best !!
This is my country mate
A Macca’s which ISN’T open 24/7? Never heard of that before!
Damn right mate, lucky you didn't get harpooned at the beach. Let us know when your next BrisVegas show is. I'm there.