Fixed Elections Monologue W/ Craig Ferguson
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- Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
- Craig does a monologue on the subject of elections for TLLS W/ Craig Ferguson on 5th March 2012. Enjoy!
0:00 Intro
2:01 Fixed Elections
8:07 Outro
Craig Twitter: / craigyferg
Josh Robert Thompson (The Robot) twitter: / joshrthompson - Розваги
He went off the air, and it stopped being a great day for America.
well, according to the man himself, not anymore twitter.com/CraigyFerg/status/1325127151759208449?s=20
Underrated comment.
hahaha well he deleted this now because I think he already dislikes the new one too lol
@@jamirimaj6880 What did that tweet say?
I aas thinking the same thing that without Craig all late shows are just propaganda swill no longer funny just people that hate America I refuse to watch that crap
Sometimes I hear a fly and I remember this show and I end up binging it for 6 hours , amazing
God I miss Craig!!
The absolute best late night guy.
No one even comes close to his Witt charm and comedic acolytes. 👍
*late late night guy
HELLO TO ALL MY FELLOW CRAIG FERGUSON FANS!!
BE SAFE, I WISH YOU WELL!!!
I’M HAPPY WE ALL HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN GREAT LATE SHOW HOST!
Yes, yes.
And to you, a safe and *Happy* (better) *New Year.*
Being like-minded in tastes, I just jumped over to your channel and gave you a Sub.
Hi and thank you! Have an awesome day and see you here tomorrow!
@@airtexaco _"Tomorrow's just your future yesterday..."_
I agree. Give him more money
Someone mentioned this show would be great on HBO or SHOWTIME. He could make one show a week instead of five in a row. I would hope the show would have the same format especially with Geoff as a sidekick. I believe it would be a big success.
Especially with the ***** innuendo and lady guests.
@@budroberts5929 AY CARAMBA!
Cinemax then. Just watched by scumbags.
I hope this channel and all its videos stay up for another 40 years so I have something to binge when I’m 60 and remember the good ol days
Jake Ando I can agree with another 40 years, but I will be 112 years old and probably will need to upgrade my v,a, issued hearing aids.🤣🤣🤣
The fly is back
"Can never get rid of him, can ya?" 😉
After all these years he still makes me laugh, this man helped me laugh through some rough times and I will forever be grateful to the only t.v. host that done it right
Craig Ferguson is one of most charismatic people in television history
Second ONLY to Johnny Carson.
The Jaleno Fly: Brilliant to post this presently. I miss the Craig show so much!
Same here mate. 😐
He wasn't a Trump fan, but still miss his humor so much.
The new guy sucks. Stopped watching when Peter left 😏
I wish Craig would come back and do a podcast or something. He would be a natural.
@Mastema That was a sirius xm show
@r33mote I will send out an updated version later tonight
He did a podcast on tiger belly with Bobby lee it was good
He has done it now
Timely; we've been stuck in this loop for over a decade.
It's like the gift that keeps on giving
Good to see you still buzzing around in 2020 Mr. Fly..
There just isn't anything as funny as this on network TV anymore. This show was just a hilarious, good time. And Craig is a stand up person who seemed like he really cared about people, when they deserved it 😁
This has aged quite well! Welcome back JL Fly!
Brilliance usually does! ;)
Printing out that pic with the ferrets to use as a dartboard. Ukraine!
Thanks for continually reposting. I bet people on YT coming across this would be surprised seeing a community following/watching CF content to this day. Miss you Craig!
JRT you are a legend for giving the world these videos. I watch them every night and makes me feel good
"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the vote."
Accurate, especially now.
We've a moral obligation to ensure a fair electoral process. If we don't honor our republic, we will lose it.
You're quoting Stalin ffs
@@siwash99 did you watch the video, at all? You look like such a fool
@@PHCNobody Craig himself said that he quoted Stalin dude 😂
@@redfox7497 exactly
TBF, you fellas need to nix that electoral college bullshit. It's the most batshit insane thing ever.
Just to round off the trifecta, I'd like to reference mountain lion shit on my way out.
Thanks for coming out of retirement to make such a salient and timely point.
We desperately need more Craig - late night is just not the same these days 😭🥰
I miss Craig, he was authentically funny. We need him now. 💖
That's because he actually has talent. Not these late night shytes who just attack the same people to death.
Craig Ferguson is Amazingk!
This comment applies to all the videos: Thank you so much for putting these together. I come here when I need a cheerup. Watched quite a few today.
Ever notice that in the movies, the bad guys just want to rule the world (or the galaxy), sit in a big chair all day, & have people feed them grapes? And if/when they finally get there, they’re bored.
so true
Wow just as I was wandering around this channel once again, the fly buzzes past with a new upload! ;)
Mr. Sheep “gonna be back in about 8 months eeeehhzzzzhhzzzzhheeeee”
Craig was never known as a comedian & for good reasons. He is a talk show host; that is his niche. You sense he leaves his comfort zone when he dabbles in anything else.
It’s as if Craig had a crystal ball , who would have thought America would have its own ‘ want to be President for Life ‘ !
It doesn't get old man, thanks one again. Stay well up there man, take care.
The legendary Fly returns! Perfect timing, there's no one I'd rather spend the end of the country with.
We will turn it around Biden is kissing off everyone
it's far easier to have perfect timing when it's scripted and pre-practiced... but I see what you're saying.
Things seem fine, but your cult leader with the small hands is still kinda fucked
Ohh, bless you- I needed a laugh! (I miss Craig and Geoff!)
Thank you for all your work on keeping this awesome show alive! Please keep them coming, doing a great job!
I forgot about the ferrets and soft jazz. Ahhhh, good times.
Smooth prostate.
The Bill Clinton impersonation never gets old xD
If you've ever seen the commercials of the charisma University guy talking about how to be the ideal person he uses Craig Ferguson's so often as an example which doesn't surprise me one bit. Absolutely unchallenged Talent....
Welcome back. We've missed you
"You can never get rid of him, can ya?"
Last night I literally thought to myself “I wonder if JayLenoFly will ever upload again”
13 hours later, here we are!
Welcome back Mister Fly
Last of the good late night hosts. This is the only host who could regularly make me laugh
Fixing elections, I thought this had to be 2020, not 2012.
bush 2?
When this gentleman retired from his nighttime talk show host job, television died. Ferguson was the man, accept no substitute.
Never seen Craig Ferguson until I stumbled across him about 20 utube videos if this show in a row ago. I ask myself where have I been all this time, oh yeah I was asleep so I could go to work the next day. Look at all that commercial time I saved🤣
Thanks for uploading these videos... and constantly remind me just how much I miss Craig 😭
Thanks Fly; just what I needed today. Keep up the great fun!
“ Vote early. Vote often!” 🤣 😝 🤣
Especially the dead, like Geoff. 👻
This aged like fine wine. Thanks for the upload Jay.
@jaylenofly , thanks for these videos.. on bad days I just watch these Craig Ferguson vids and I always cheer up
I love you JayLenoFly - couldn't be more excited to see one of your videos with a "NEW" next to it in my feed! Thanks for the great videos!
Really like the structure of your channel... With the grouping of interviews from single guests, makes it easier to enjoy the show. I'd love to see someone give the same treatment to Carson or O'Brien
Hello good friend Jayleno Fly)))
Again and again want to thank you for the joy you give by re-opening Craig for all of us!
Lately found out that Craig had a great energy with Hugh Laurie. Its realy fun)) would be great if we would have a compilation of them both!
Thanks again)
Yeah! I filled my contractual obligation! Omg, good timing, Fly ❤
Oh man have I missed this channel! Thanks for the upload! Love watching these classic episodes! It's a dull joke, but I'd love to see a compilation of when he does his 'now this and this are very different of course' jokes. Maybe do a series on running gags and such!
I so needed this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you, for everything you’ve done, Mr. Fly !
Keep it up, I believe I’m speaking on behalf of everyone when I say that we love what you’re doing here and it’s a great thing bringing us laughs in this weird time I hope you’re gonna give us a lot of laughs in the upcoming holidays.
Fantastic boy do i ever miss this show. All other late shows pale in comparison. ⭐
Happy to have you back sir!
I can't even imagine what Craig what would have been doing with the past 4 years.
The Jay Leno fly has been missed!!!!
I was beginning to get worried. The Man Behind the masterpieces had gone on hiatus. Although this video is now 9 months old so the worrying begins again......
He’s baccccccck!
I’m so jealous of Mr. LenoFly to have access to all the Craig shows! I love this channel!
Jayleno fly dude, i'm european, i really like talk shows and always thought Jon Stewart and Conan were the Kings , glad to say that thanks to you i found another one and i can't really believe i was oblivious to this Genius. What i mean is , thank you for your work here bro ,i'm binging the sht out of it.
Putin crying was priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Timely post. Luv it
If I find out who disliked this... So help me God.
Whoever it is has five cousins.
Will you point at them? Or perhaps "fix" them?
@@syntaxusdogmata3333 and sleeps with all of them
@@Elgsdyr Careful Icarus
Welcome back Mate!!
Hey Jayleno Fly can you do a compilation of the times when Craig said "The amount of times women said that to me" ? It'll be awesome
Replying to your most recent work in series (I think) to say thanks for it all. Appreciated.
Really wonder what Craig's show would have been like during the era of Donnie. He clearly understands politicians.
God I miss this fucking show so much! Thanks for the video man!
If Craig Ferguson started a UA-cam channel with Josh Thompson (a.k.a. Geoff Peterson) they would completely take over UA-cam!
Perfect..thanks mr fly
Are you gonna make any more compilations?
This channel is truly gold. Thank you so much for the hard work.
Hey bro, cool to see you post again
Excellent timing!
Glad you're back The Fly. 😉😄😄
The king is back.
Welcome back my friend.
Whoa man you're freaking me out!
Jaylenofly. Whoever you are. You are doing gods work.
I miss this show
Makes me wonder what Craig would say in today's chaotic politics
I support/watch anything with Craig Ferguson, somewhat recently his *Celebrity Name Game* and *Join Or Die with Craig Ferguson.*
And now, Craig is in a new show on TV network ABC in America, called *The Hustler,* which I suggest all to also watch and support.
Welcome back!!
I am Klaus...
Missed you bud❤️❤️
Hey Jay! Nice to see you again
Miss his show so much! ❤❤❤ Oh, Craig❤
Oh... Craig you don't need to point...ever. You're the best
with rumors of Corden possibly replacing Ellen in daytime TV, maybe this is the best time for him to make a comeback, a final run? hahaha
Thanks TJLF!
Welcome back yooooo
Just classic!
He's back
Love the outro
Thanks. Greatly missed.
Come back Craig. Please.
More than his fans, i think female celebs miss him more
My absolute favorite late night host
Hey JLF glad to see ya.
Question: How many signatures to get a mini remote control Geoff with podium? Light-up eyes, movable head/mouth/rt arm, audio command of his best lines.
I see the correlation lol
the fly is back
I love this show